/mtfg/ - Male to Female General

mommy mommy i wank milky wilkys

>>8830183
>it's a no edition edition

Ask an Autistic: What is passing?

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nim edition

Protect bun posters

Hello! I'm tired.

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Someone said I'm a brainlet for not liking classical are they right?

I FUCKING HATE TRANNIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>8830196
hugg

Nat is kewl.

my penis is happy

>>8830200
youre a brainlet because youre an ape

Hey mtfg, one of the most traumatic things to ever happen to me just happened today.

As most of you know from my progress pics, I am currently 2-years into HRT and recently had a very successful downstairs operation! The dilation has been going well and a few days ago the discharge and blood from my lady-bits (it's just like having my own period lol, now I finally understand what it feels like) had died down enough that I felt comfortable trying on my new swimsuit and going to a public pool for the first time post-operation.

So there I am in my new bikini, absolutely rocking it, but of course still feeling a little nervous. I pay my admission and walk through the locker room to the pool, where to my excitement there's not a single swimmer! It's completely empty and I have the entire place to myself, so no judgmental stares or bigots trying to bully me out of a public space.

I set my things down on a chair and started getting ready to swim, when suddenly I hear a door open up and I see this completely stereotypical brodude cis-white male walk out. He's wearing a tank top, really bright eye-catching red shorts, these big sunglasses which are so reflective that you can't even see his eyes, and he had this white paste all over his nose probably to make himself appear whiter and remind everyone of his skin color. The worst part is that he was holding this huge red thing that looked like a bat or a club or something, probably used to hit people. He walked toward me. I immediately feared for my life.

Fight Elann

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>tfw you will never be a mommy

>>8830200
it's good to be a brainlet
i headbanged to much and now im 60 iq

>>8830198
Should not be getting up so early then silly.

>>8830212
Headbanging is fun.

>>8830209
He smirked at me flaunting off his perceived superiority and walked on past me as I was petrified in fear. He got up on this really tall chair so that nothing in the area was outside of his sight. He was projecting his presence and reminding me that the male gaze is ALWAYS upon us women. I got a hold of myself and reminded myself that I'm strong and I can do this, so I thought "Screw him I'm going to enjoy myself anyways."

I jumped in the pool and began swimming a few laps. I was making sure to keep an eye on the male in the chair to make sure he didn't try anything funny. It was so fucking obvious that he was keeping track of me, but he'd still try and do sly little things like look away when I looked at him. I'm ashamed to admit but eventually it just fucking got to me. I was feeling completely exposed being on display for him like that, and it wore me down. After only swimming for about 5 minutes I got back out of the pool and quickly went to cover myself with a towel.

As I did this, he got down from his chair and again started walking past me. He smirked again and the fucker said "Have a nice day," but I knew he didn't actually mean it. He was just flaunting his presence over me, as if to say "I won, you lost." He went back into that room where he was probably preparing to do something, but I didn't want to stick around to find out what depraved acts he was capable of. I quickly rushed out to my car and honestly just started crying. It was a very traumatic event.

This post is for support so please don't reply to it trying to explain away my trauma. I was there, you weren't, I know better what was actually happening. Please tell me what I should do in a supportive manner. Should I report this predator to the police? His presence was honestly extremely threatening and overbearing.

>>8830189
me

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>>8830082
I live in straya and no one here is catering to the abos. It's just whites and asians and you'd think following the fashion memes in asia that they'd want actual pale skin tones.

>>8830105
Undertone? I just use a foundation and a color correcting powder. The color corrector I got from finland so it's the right hue (im running out of it tho) but the foundation I run through faster (because red skin around where I pluck) and I can't find a good one. I'm at uni rn so I can't show you.

>>8830221
mini me please go away

>>8830214
I wake up like 3-4 times each night and i can't help it Q_Q

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>>8830209
>>8830216
what

boo thread

>>8830235
boo thread

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>>8830209
>>8830216
This isn't at all what I was expecting to happen.

>>8830209
>>8830216
He probably just wanted to watch you swim because you're a woman in a swimming costume. I wouldn't worry about it.

>>8830233
>>8830237
whats so bad about me post?
>>8830239
whatever, he's a misogynist...

>>8830227
Ye I know, sorry :/ *hugg*
I do too, not the greatest feel.

>>8830236
boo thread

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>>8830240
>whats so bad about me post?
how is that trauma
literally just ignore him nigga like it's in your head.
you didn't get raped or physically assaulted or even verbally assaulted

>>8830248
It's a troll making a joke about a lifeguard and playing dumb, don't take them seriously.

>>8830242
*hugs*

>>8830223
The Australian government would gas the Aboriginals if they could get away with it.
Undertone is the colours that come through your skin from underneath, some people have a golden radiance, others are quite pink. You have to match this too. Luckily there are only 3 choices, cool, neutral and warm. For instance if you are a warm undertone and you wear cool foundation it will look yellowish on you because that golden colour radiating from your skin doesn't match.

>>8830216
This was a waste of bandwidth and phone battery

>>8830253
OOH i get it now
i knew it was some sort of bullshit but i just got the lifeguard mmee

>>8830257
valq baby you down to hang still?

>>8830254
dear lia
i want to cum on your face

>>8830243
boo thread

>>8830265
boo thread

>>8830261
Oh no!

Why won't someone poz my neghole??

>>8830259
Is this my ny gf?

>>8830274
we aren't gfs but yeah

>>8830261
Oh shid it's face cumming anon again, whatever shall we do?!

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>>8830273
I swear to god I hate you Lannü

>>8830278
i dont want to cum on your face
just maxines
i also want to cum deep in her booty too

>>8830281
*gives u a leg razor and thigh highs*

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>>8830211
daddys going to make me be a mommy with his good job he will get us a surrygotate >W<
>>8830212
can i swap iqs with u
>>8830273
:((( daddys pozsies

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I'm too supreme for this place.

>>8830285
whats your iq

>>8830285
i hope to god your bf is real, i dont know if i could handle to see you upset if he was a catfish

>>8830285
who are you

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>>8830283
I ain't no tranny tabarnak

i want a real vagina

>>8830296
You're literally a pair of thigh highs away from going all in
I can sense it

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small rabbit

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>>8830291
>tfw 400iq hypergenius

>>8830282
Oh no, I'm heartbroken.

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iq is fake imo

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>>8830294
see pic
>>8830293
hes real hes sent me a bliion picutrs of himself doing silly things but if it really was i would be devestated :(
>>8830294
it me

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>>8830299
Delet this
I am a handsome boy

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I REMEMBER NOW!

Gather 'round. I have an idea about gaylanna.

The bully routine is a ruse. She actually wants to be bullied, but she bullies others first, not to be counter-bullied, but to attract initiative bullies to have a more genuinely malicious experience.

Think about it.

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Maybe I'll put driving aside for a little while. The town isn't large, after all, and it may be a good idea to take a few more lessons before I make another attempt at the test. Not to mention, I really do enjoy walking.

That puts going to the mental wellness center at the top of my list.

>>8830306
YES

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Four months of HRT. How is my body?

Oh shid it's past 3PM, I better start getting ready for bed.

>>8830282
W- who is this?

>>8830307
i would be very mad too

i dont want to see anyone hurt you

>>8830317
rectangular if i had to pick a word

>>8830320
me

>>8830266
boo thread

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My legs are covered in bruises but I don't remember falling or hitting myself.

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>tfw nobody knows the /sci/ memes
You cannot be an autism master until you have studied the holy trinity of dank /sci/ memes
The Gorilla
Mochizuki
And P H E N O T Y P E

>>8830317
fine
youre pretty flat but that's decent for an mtf since a lot are V shape

>>8830327
are they hickeys

>>8830322
>Not V-shaped.
>I'll take it.

Thank you for the opinion.

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>>8830323
I will find you. You memester!

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>>8830328
teach me the memes

>>8830330
Thanks! I was scared because my shoulders feel gigantic. I used to swim and play water polo so they scare me. I'm only four months in. If my body looks okay, but my face sucks how will I fair?

>>8830299
i own long socks, but i'm never going all in

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>>8830335
I just did.

>>8830334
i think it's Boo

>>8830328
/sci/ is a low iq board i heard

the real iq boys are on /x/ and /lit/

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>>8830342
i don't get it

>>8830345
the highest IQ posters are the agp ones here

>>8830324
boo thread

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>>8830331
No, looks like long welts. I don't remember hitting myself with a switch or anything.

>>8830339
theyre only really a little off if you stare at them a lot, it's fine
idk what your style is or how big your hips are, but personally im just working on building a bit of leg/arm muscle
with slightly male shoulders but some hips, you can just look like an atheletic girl

depends what kinda suck really, typical male features like heavy shadow, long midface, protruded browbone, etc those things are gonna get you

but if you just look kinda young boyish or generally ugly youll probably be fine

>>8830345

>low iq
/x/

>normal
/sci/

>high
/lit/

>genius
/lit/ and /x/

>>8830344
Oh fuck you're right!!! He didn't know i am not with my ex anymore and said something like "have you seen her gf" or something. HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>>8830345
Yeah it's a shithole now, /pol/ took over.
>>8830346
He's some mathematician that proved a complex maths conjecture but is too autistic to actually explain how he did it and just takes smug photos of himself.
>>8830351
The fuck is genius about /x/, you're memeing right?

>>8830344
u srs mate

is /sci/ still full of fedora atheists

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>>8830314
well bully fetish is a meme that has spread in the tranny community an brainwashed trrannies into thinkin they have it when they are just triyng to fit in
>>8830317
looks like blob
>>8830315
drivin sucks just have a daddy drive for u
>>8830321
thank u for caring c: i think everythin will go well whgen i meet him

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>tfw you ruined valq's mood and lost her as a friend because you are too whipped to stand up to crazy

>>8830352
i dont want to cum on your face max

>>8830358
>i think everythin will go well whgen i meet him
Good luck with that.

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>>8830350
Building butt/leg muscle will enhance my hips.

Pic was me a month and some weeks ago. My chin is pointier now. I'm saving for FFS/applying for grants.

>>8830363
ok can u go away now

>>8830349

I've been practicing my rope bondage on you at night, I am sorry, it won't happen again.

>>8830363
Oh okay, cool.

>>8830358
>blob
?

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>>8830367
oh
it's YOU

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>>8830367
o geez
>>8830373
blob, like a blob or a plancake. a blobby

>>8830369
no

>>8830377
the south will rise again

>>8830256
I wish I could know what the undertone is, it's hard to figure out absolutes when everything depends on the lighting.

>>8830374
Yeah...I suck. Sorry. At least this thread will die soon and my face will go with it.

Any tips on lipstick application?

>>8830377
Fair. Thank you. And yeah. I know I suck.

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>>8830362
Srry, i wasnt really checking my messages.
Im still here, dont worry.
And no, pain is okay for now. Im kinda trying to bear through this month with a clear head what with moving and work/maybe new work and all.
Thank you tho, lovely

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>>8830387
Line your lips, get the shape right. Look at how I do it. I'd use a lighter colour as well.

>>8830395
theyre a meme-goth, theyll never follow makeup advice like that

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>aerial barre class
>all the girls lines look sleek, pretty, flexy
>my lines look powerful, hot, adonis like

Do your dance lines pass mtfg?

>>8830256
I'd gas them if I could.

They are lasy bludgers who complains about things most of the population had nothing to do with, and expect to ride it forever for free gibs.

Most of the population hate them.

>>8830391
What's happened in that pic?

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>>8830395
Black trips have it easy desu

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>>8830402
Stacy, pls.
This girl could turn you into a pretzel(of love)

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>>8830391
>>8830391
.....valq! I miss you really bad...are you gonna be moving already?

I want ro hang out so bad... any day on my new job. Terrified. Once I have money she will let me have friends again

I have been very very lonely and unwell. I hope you are doing better than me.

>>8830404
Obviously the needle wasn't hygienic and the whole thing was infected down to the subcutaneous level

>>8830405
Korra barely made it.

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>>8830410
Id murder her

>>8830411
Pls dont get arrested.
Pls be safe....
Boys prison....
I bet depression has crept in hard these past 3 weeks, eh?
Thats the cypro, goofball.

Do you really think she'd be okay with it once you have $$?
I mean, i was a 'threat', not a client

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>>8830411
Holy shit i look fucjed up. Dmt, morphije, xan, and shatter

>>8830417
god i want to cum on your face

Who here /eats toast with knife and fork cause hate getting hands dirty/?

>>8830417
I'll murder you, gently.

>>8830417
Id murder them dsl's

>>8830418
I dont know, I need friends, I need help. I'm going to blow this and get killed by Adam Torgerson.

Did you see our friend hans on the news?

>>8830423
>Eating toast with a knife and fork
Jesus Christ just go to bed in shame

>>8830425
they're hardly plump no matter how hard she pouts

>>8830425
Not the first time I've heard this, not the first time I head this from a girl, but last time she was cis
>>8830423
B..budi
>>8830421
Someone has to take my virginity I mean what the fuck gay dudes, pin me down, ask for consent and then gag the fuck out of me and do whatever

I'm tired with all this teasing

>>8830433
They are pretty nice lips

>>8830434
i know youre not actually a virgin but everytime i see your face i really just want to fuck your throat and paint my cum all over your face
its not fair

>>8830439
Remember I'm white, white girls lips are so bad

>>8830440
I have never touched cock in any way

>>8830428
>watching the news
Im looking at an efficiency with a balcony behind the old safari.
Im sure we could become friends again. But, like, on a more casual hangoutish setting maybe

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>>8830431
I eat everything with a knife and fork actually, I have never touched food with my hands for as long as I can remember.

>>8830434
N-not what I meant...

>>8830447
Wait so like you'd eat French fries with a knife and fork?

>>8830433
Compared to mine. ..
>>8830434
Youre pretty, i totally get it from a cisles perspective.
Handsome women and the like.
But youre right...
Somebody needs to take your v card

>>8830449
Yes

>>8830445
i don't really care
if you want i can let you jack me off at the end so you can actually touch it
is that good?

>>8830442
Yeah I took that into account.

>>8830452
true but i don't see a reason to compare you two. you're not the last two women on earth

>>8830453
What the fuck

>>8830458
We're not even women, wtf

>>8830447
Hmm too bad
>>8830455
No keep it in me until it's soft please
>>8830452
What do you mean by that ._.

>>8830460
sorry my bad my d00d

>>8830459
>being a caveman

>>8830445
Penises feel nice in the hand for some reason.

>>8830461
Just in your throat?
i figured you'd have wanted me to pull out eventually and fuck you with it
where'd you get this oral fixation

>>8830461
:-!

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I want some new sex toys gimmie some suggestions you buttfuckers

pls and thx

>>8830458
Shhhhhhhh Faye'll get mad.

>>8830459
I really don't like touching food ok?
I find it gross.

>>8830461
Why would I kill you?
Faye is not for dying...

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>>8830395
Thanks for the tip. Should I line parts of my lip that aren't lip to make the shape?

>>8830398
Finally I'm a meme. It's what I always wanted. That and her body.

>pic related

And I admitted I suck. I've never handled bullies well.

>>8830473
no youre not a meme youre just a bad poster
if you were a meme youd be relevant somehow

>>8830470
I just got some trainers so I'll be ready, I'm going home to them and a shower
>>8830472
Faye is for <3
>>8830468
You better be able to go twice then

>>8830447
You never eat food on the go or do you carry a fork and knife with you around everywhere you go?

>>8830473
You can but be careful it doesn't end up looking overdone. Try to stay within your lip.

>>8830472
Honestly I'm ashamed for you

>>8830476
noice
do you sound like a girl or a boy while getting pumped into
i hope you know how to bite your lip

>>8830476
Ye ye <3

>>8830477
I don't go out much, and when I do I get sushi or something like that if I'm hungry

>>8830480
This is bullying.

>>8830486
Well you deserve it

>>8830476
Buttplugs are fun. I bought an e-stim plug a while ago but it's too big for me right now.

>>8830488
No I don't...
I get bullied too much..

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>>8830486
Never been to maccas or kfc? I eat takeaway sush rolls by hand too so I think you're real weird rn.

>>8830475
>bad poster
>doesn't recognize sarcasm

Do you want your slow clap now or later?

>>8830478
That's what I figured. Thanks.

>>8830492
Bullies suck. I barely post my face here anymore.

I was gonna jump in front of a train earlier today. I might of done if they hadn't recently fenced off the express platform at my local station. While trying to find another station I accidentally found out how to resonate my voice and subsequently calmed down. This is why I'm agnostic. Night everyone.

>>8830483
A girl, I had vfs so I drop into it when I'm not concentrating l

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Alcohol mixed with opiates is the closest thing to happiness I'll ever experience.

>>8830498
Ye but only takeaway.
And I'm totally not weird...

>>8830500
Yes they do, I've never posted my face here.
I may or may not have given it to some people, I can't remember though.

feeling suicidal senpai

How big can conetits get before they fall down?

>>8830515
What's wrong, anon.
>>8830516
Depends on your genetics!

>>8830513
It can't be worse than mine>>8830367

>>8830513
You unwrap your burger, whip out a knife and fork and somehow dissect a cheeseburger in that little paper box or do you use a plate as well? That's just insane, wash your hands before and after and eat with your hands like a normal person.

>>8830516
Fall down?

>>8830517
i think i might have emphysema. in addition to several mental health problems. my life just isn't turning out any good. i'm lonely, scared, and resentful.
not to mention how nihilistic i feel. all this suffering, for nothing. it's ridiculous. other people experience joys the likes of which people like us can only ever dream about, just because they were born into different families or whatever. i'm just tired.

>>8830519
A lot worse, it's terrible.

>>8830521
Yes at home, on plate.
Please don't judge me friend...

>>8830530
I'm sorry, anon. I unfortunately know what it's like to have physical health issues and mental health problems.
i don't know what to suggest except trying to figure how to work out your mental health issues with a professional though it doesn't work a lot of the times(it's helping me so i still suggest it to people). I hope you'll find happiness down the line and feel warmth in your life.

>>8830521
Well you can't have literal traffic cones of fat that stick straight out. There has to be a length where the cone structure can no longer support itself.

>>8830509
no way

wtf, thats dangerous and dumb

>>8830533
Pizza was originally eaten unsliced with knife and fork. It tastes beautiful like that. I'll try a burger. That would help keep my lipstick from disappearing.

>>8830509
Hell no. I had a friend who almost died that way. She had to be on a ventilator for a couple days.

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>>8830509
Stop.

>>8830508
perfect
i can't wait now

>>8830540
glad to see you back. i miss you

>>8830540
it wouldn't be so bad if i could smoke weed but whatever is wrong with my lungs makes that pretty much impossible. it's pathetic. but marijuana at least let me experience the joy of music, art, and video games. now i can't feel pleasure.

>"Hey can you spec out a high end PC for the lab?"
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

>>8830556
>ElannasWetDream.mp4
So that's what they do with all that tuition money

>>8830555

have u tried vaping and/or edibles

>>8830556
They know

>>8830548
Ye ye I eat pizza with knife and fork too :P

>>8830540
Hi lia

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>>8830557
Nah that's all grant money

>>8830562
You think?

>>8830554
Who dis?
>>8830555
I don't know how i do it, but i guess i'm trying to make things better for myself? I have it better than others since i have a job and stuff and sometimes i crumble down, but it mostly works.
>>8830566
Hi maddie! <3

>>8830569
bottom half of the Skype video turns green

>>8830561
well, it's tricky. i have chronic shortness of breath. last time i got high, not only did my heartrate go crazy, but i felt like i was suffocating. it's hard to explain. i just get this weird anxiety where i'm not sure if i'm breathing adequately or not?? and it's like... "fuck, am i dying? am i suffocating? shit, it's my lung problems. i'm too high to tell if i'm getting enough oxygen!" and i keep thinking i'm gonna suffocate. idk.

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>>8830567
>Excuse me, Ms. Elanna, but why does the lab computer wallpaper say "Girls" inside of a pink heart?
>And why is the tower painted pink, white, and blue?

>>8830567
>implying they wouldn't use tuition money instead of grant money to have a well funded lab

It's one big pile, it all evens out in the end

>>8830544
>There has to be a length where the cone structure can no longer support itself.
You'd think so, you really would. Unfortunately the base just keeps getting wider.

>>8830548
>>8830533
Homemade pizza and fat stacked burgers make kind of sense with utensils but maccas? Idk senpai that's just messed up.

>>8830583
Ms. elanna

Why are you wearing rainbow socks in the clean room while building our new workstation

e-lanna

>>8830583
Delet

>>8830584
You have literally no idea how research funding works do you?

>>8830579
Oh... sorry...

>>8830597
it's ok. im glad you're doing better.

>>8830593
hi elanna !!!!

>>8830602
I'm not doing better, my moods go up and down throughout the day. It's just that i'm more stable this week.

>>8830582

Oh. I thought it was because the smoke irritated your lungs or something.

>>8830593
I refuse to delete the truth

>>8830603
Dis boo?

>>8830605
i see. im glad it's been an okay week for you then.

>>8830608
chronic shortness of breath just sucks shit, and weed amplifies it like 1000 percent, and it's all i can fucking focus on.

>>8830593
In America they built the lottery system, and said if you pass the lottery bill the money will go to the schools and they'll be better because they'll have money from taxes and the lottery

And then they took all the tax money and used it for personal projects

The point is the grant money doesn't exist in an economic vacuum, and a prestigious lab is normally pointed to as a reason for raising tuition and selectiveness (which raises real costs to all applicants)

>>8830613
wtf i said 2 words dont read me like that

Can you imagine being jealous over someone so much because your ex likes them more than you and actively lashing out and projecting and calling them a man when you call yourself a tranny yet claim to regret transitioning weekly and that you want to be a daddy? Imagine how crazy you'd have to be. Imagine how delusional to not realize every insult you throw out is a projection and that you're just an awkward sociopath that only gets by due to being a fetish. Can ANYONE here imagine what that is like?

>>8830622
You're retarded and lotteries are not federal. They're state by state. Most states have them, some do not (Nevada IIRC because of the casino industry). There is no national lottery organization, the individual states organize their lotteries and their profits go to state treasuries.

Anything you could have claimed, blank it from your mind. Just stop before you embarrass yourself.

>>8830632
r u ok

>>8830632
thats not even that crazy

thats basic jealousy

fuck off bitch

>>8830634
>doesn't know schools are 90% local/state funded

I'm sorry for your mom rn

>>8830632
i have no idea what this is about but it's hilarious because it really is like a bunch of girls arguing
if anything validates trans girls as girls it's these posts

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I still need a folder of cons and pro pictures for SRS. Is there any kind of SRS that even turns out actually great / amazing?

>>8830634
Oh I'm sorry I just realized you weren't making a national funding argument

You were just stating random generally incorrect things as fact and then saying the aristocrats like it made sense

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>>8830622
>In America
Lotteries are state level.
>Tuition funds research and there's correlation between prestigious labs and tuition
There's no connection between the research and tuition costs and this is only ever said to hide that tuition is going up due to lack of government subsidies.
>Tuition goes to research
Tuition goes to maintaining the facilities, paying staff, new buildings and shit like sports. The researchers pay the university to use their facilities and supply all of their own funding for chemicals and equipment. Maybe if they're lucky they get a small allowance.

You seem to think universities do research. The professors are the researchers, they're responsible for securing their own funding from grants. Those grants come from outside the university and in no way ever mix with tuition money.

>>8830631
You're enthusiastic it's easy to read

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elanna what are you researching

>>8830638
what a retard

>>8830635
yes very because I have no doubts in myself unlike this person

>>8830643
nobody is arguing she just posts here for attention

>>8830648
Woah Lannü I just had the best candy ever
I had two and washed it down with water, you wanna see?

>>8830622
Different countries, different systems, I suppose.
Universities and research labs are mostly kept separate here. Universities are for education; public institutes are for research and get a budget from taxes, no grant system.

>>8830653
you are delusional if you dont think women and trannies act like that

>>8830653
>nobody is arguing she just posts here for attention
your own post i mean sounds exactly like high school girl drama

hello I'm back. is it safe to post or is mean anon trying to be mean to people he doesn't like as a way of compensating for how much his life sucks and how little he feels he's in control of his life?

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>>8830660
>Giving a fuck about funposting anons...

>>8830654
Uh sure

>>8830644

>>8830674
Nevermind Haribu made me realize the joke was bad. Go ahead and be ashamed of me now

>>8830648
>the money doesn't touch
>we pay for the lab rental built with tuition money with grant money

Oh lana

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>will probably end up having a nice job
>a nice house
>people who care about me
>fun hobbies to do
>but will never be able to fill the emptiness inside
>that feeling like im incomplete and hollow
>just going through the motions of life without really living

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>>8830681
Explain how the pools mix? For someone with a hotshot telemarketing/MBA/toilet paper degree you don't seem to have a great grasp of how this whole administration thing works.

I wish someone would reply.

>>8830681
Is it gay if the money doesn't touch?

I know this private school l, it's for profit in my city. In twenty years it has become the largest most expensive university of its type.

How? they bought buildings and rented them back to the school, and then got companies to come in and have kids do free design work in their fields, and the companies pay for all the materials for these projects.

They advertise all the free materials and industry experience and the industry equipment to get kids to pay, even though it's all free to the school

But grants dont effect tuition

>>8830315
I failed my test for the 3e time 2 days ago

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>>8830696
elanna what are you researching

>>8830696
I'm working in administration of a university rn <3

I'm like invisible.
Also, are Myrthe and such still there or did they commit sepukku

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>>8830706
Girls

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>>8830711
uwu

Faye X Lannu hatefuck when?

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>>8830706
I don't discuss it on board

>>8830704
>Private for profit university
Junk institution
>>8830707
I thought you were a telemarketer or some sort of pitch person selling worthless certifications to trust fund kiddies. Or were you a master's student? Your bullshit sort of blurs together after a while.

>>8830720
Ally x Bed when

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I wonder how hard it would be to get an unsecured loan for $15,000 with a credit score of 720

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>>8830721
ok sorry if that was an inappropriate question

>>8830694
you should try more escapism

>>8830727
Well I'll either go to bed at 10 or 11 or ai may get sad and drink again.
Who knows.

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>>8830740
I'm trying anon. But it's not good enough. Every day it's less effective.

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>>8830743
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART ALLY

>>8830730
Not difficult. That's a pretty good credit score. How much do you make?

Is it weird to have 0% desire to transition after fapping

>>8830749
Sorry fren, I am a very depressed individual, sleeping doesn't come easy to me, even if i do go to bed at 11 I still don't get to sleep until like 3 or 4.

>>8830760
yeah?

>>8830760
No that's normal for AGPs.

>>8830721
I once tried to discuss a serious pt w Faye,
And it became clear that Faye had no real knowledge in the subject,
But only the most superficial, as if gleaned from reading blogs, kek

>>8830762
I'm the exact same way actually. My favorite is when I fall asleep at 3 and get up at 5 for work

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>>8830755
$13 an hour lol.

I'd probably need like a 60 month long plan with a 20% interest rate.

>>8830747
pls tell me when you find something more effective idk what to do else either.

>>8830721
financial aid, scholarship decisions, pitches to students, attend events, meet with parents, housing , attendance checks, degree planning, anything else my group of people need

It's a weird one stop shop where I have a person that specializes in each one of those that I task out (except pitches because I know the degrees and programs) but I have to know what they all do, and do it if they're gone.

Kinda like a student will know who I am and contact me and come to my office, but never know the name of the cubical people behind me that do the work if that makes sense.

>>8830743
ull be sadder when i post ur pick

>>8830669
i know, my post was worded passive agressively towards anon poster.

>>8830771
Yearly annual income nigger.

Hi I'm new but not so new but also new.
Ally is cute and lanner needs girlcocks
Please don't hate me

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im researching rabbits

>>8830785
wtf i hate u now

>>8830770
It's quite shitty..

>>8830779
Post my what? I have never posted anything incriminating on the internet, except my tummy one time.

>>8830785
>Ally is cute
These are slanderous lies.

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>>8830783
Depends. Seems I make either like 30k or 10k since I can't keep jobs well. I think if I do take out this ludicrous loan I'll stick with a job and try to haul in 40k+.

>>8830772
I will. I'm thinking of self harming again. I don't think it'll help.

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>tfw bf asks if he can go through my tumblr
>tfw posts from like 2012-2015ish are like the stereotypical /pol/ poster stuff and I haven't deleted that stuff but I told him sure
fug fug fug pls don't go that far back

>>8830794
>went from /pol/ to stevens universe
what happened

>>8830794
>pol stuff on tumblr
Is that even a thing? I thought tumblr deletes pol stuff.

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>>8830789
I'm cry now ;-;

>>8830791
No I am OMNIPOTENT I can see how cute you are from here

>>8830793
Please don't self harm. I do from time to time. I haven't done it for 2 weeks. Stay strong with me!

>>8830768
>>8830765
It comes back after a few minutes

>>8830798
they dont
tumblr is actually a really good website speaking in technical function/usability, it's just got an infestation of a certain type of politics because of the way it markets and forms around demographics

>>8830698
it's gay only when the money touches lewdly each other.

>>8830721
I'm the telemarketer! >:(

Job market is harsh, banana. we're all doing what we can.

>>8830793
As long as it's 30k when you take out the loan, you're good.

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>>8830769
And you know, superficial knowledge is totally ok so long as you don't pretend you're an expert. It's surprisingly entertaining watching her try to save face though.

>>8830776
>attendance checks
Lmfao what the fuck
Also, the business model you described: are kids literally paying to be interns? Sounds like Trump U tier.

Smoke and mirrors, that's all it is.

>>8830785
hi hello
what's your favorite food?
what's your favorite color?
is there someone you like?
what are they like?
what kind of ice cream is your favorite?
do you like dogs?

>>8830791
u sent it 2 me. hehe

>>8830791
It sucks. All I do on my days off is sleep most of the day because it's all I have the energy for

>>8830769
what point was that, just out of curiosity.

>>8830810
Not her, but I'm replying.

>what's your favorite food?
Pizza
>what's your favorite color?
Black
>is there someone you like?
Yes, but she's into men
>what are they like?
Perfection
>what kind of ice cream is your favorite?
Rocky Road
>do you like dogs?
Some

>>8830796
When I decided to not kms and go see a therapist about being trans I needed something to fill the time, ended up being that show. Spent countless hours over the past couple years in /sug/ threads
Landed me my bf so I can't complain
>>8830798
I mean like
Cringy antisjw stuff and gg stuff because I got obsessed with it because I decided to try to be edgy and pretty far right in certain areas because I wanted something to hide my repression

faye if you give me $5000 ill let you be my intern for a year

>>8830819
What kind of pizza

Black or slightly darker black?

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>>8830799
It feels good for a little bit but doesn't really serve as long-term escapism well.

>>8830808
Don't think they'll approve it, I have 2 concurrent loans running already and have like $5000 on credit cards.

>>8830799
Nop nop nop, your omnipotence must be faulty.

>>8830814
I have sent no one anything, my tumm is in a server somewhere, but that's it.

>>8830810
Hi
Sushi is probably the best thing ever
A deep purple
Her name is Sam
She's cute and as crazy as I am and she is one of the few people who can relate to me
Dark chocolate ice cream
Cats are better, but hedgehogs are better than cats

>>8830809
Attendance checks yup, see if kids are in school and reach out with mental health, or counseling or just a pep talk to get them through whatever it is that's messing them up

And that business model is exactly the same as the grant system, just for commercial firms so idgi

>>8830831
Exactly, so we both need to find a more long term solution

>>8830832
My omnipotence works just fine

>no (you)s
welp time for bed
laters peeps. love u all

>>8830845
Sass is gay

>>8830810

Also new so might as well


>what's your favorite food?
Like elements, sushi

>what's your favorite color?
Blue purple

>is there someone you like?
I'm not sure yet

>what are they like?
Cares deeply for all if our friends and is a truly funny person. Knows what makes people smile.

>what kind of ice cream is your favorite?
Hazelnut

>do you like dogs?
Dogs are great!

>>8830847
ultra turbo gay, s gay that she did a 540 and ended up liking only grils.

(i think she likes the dicc too, but just can't handle it rn)


thanks bish

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:)
>>8830845
Nini sass

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>>8830840
No, it's not the same. Not at all.
If I had to hazard a guess, I'd say your "university" doesn't have a single PhD between the entire teaching staff either. Is your "university" even a "university"?
Does it have any other programs other than "design"?

>>8830819
What's your favorite pizza?
Why black?
Is there a way to get her to like you?
Rocky road is my favorite too
What kind of dogs do you like?

>>8830834
Sushi is crazy amazing
I like purple too.
Is Sam nice?
How is she crazy?
I like rocky road the most followed by cookie dough
I like dogs more than cats. What's your favorite animal

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Anyone had SRS and is happy with it?
Does it look and feel like a normal vag?

>>8830842
Gay lies.

>>8830847
Elements is gay.

>>8830648
it was more like ironic excitement but thats still gud deduction skills
youre a college girl anyway arent you?

Let's list the trips that need to go to bed
>Ally

>>8830809
It makes more sense if you think of it as a VIP service

Our tuition is 30k a year and our housing is 48k, for that you get a top tier tranny to explain things to you and take care of everything you need
>>8830860
the computer science masters program has all phds as instructors

>>8830869
elanna has srs and she's sad that she can't force-fem coworker chan and make her suck her huge shemale cock

>>8830875
I'm too gay for sleep.
Too busy thinking gay things.

>>8830860
Oh and the masters of architecture, industrial engineering, and landscape arch. programs has all phds and accreditations you'd need to become liscencsed in the state

>>8830860
Don't knock down design banana, Design is preddy prestigious . RIsD and Cooper Union are both private and prestigious AF.

>>8830857
No bish

>>8830862
Sushi is love
Purple a best
Very nice
She's just a little crazy and I really like her
I ate nothing but cookie dough when I was little and is ruined for me now
Snek friends are best animals followed closely by rat friends

>>8830870
I am the gay

>>8830858
:3 <3 u

>>8830890
no bish wut?

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>>8830869
Had SRS and am happy with it. Looks like a normal vag, couldn't tell you how it feels but I've been informed that it's tighter than a cis vag.

>>8830877
Noted
If I need some used up army vet with a microdick and an empty skull to explain how two variables can correlate for 78k a year I know exactly who to call.
Or, you know, I could get a real education.

I love that you need to specify which departments have PhDs though. That's pretty damn sad.

>>8830873
Yeh, I put in long hours and mix chemicals together and sometimes I write about it

>>8830896
Np bish*

>>8830898
You're one smart cookie

List of gay trips that need to go to bed
>Elanna
>Ally

>>8830890
Hey I'm the gay too!

>>8830900
oh lol
<3

>>8830902
I don't like this bullying.
Finna drink!

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>>8830900
Thanks but I'm not a cookie I'm a yellow curved fruit

>>8830898
I think anyone with a phd in acting, fashion, or 2d animation would be a sad teacher compared to people world famous for it desu

Every non science phd is a joke

>>8830916
You love yellow curved fruit huh? You know there's a lot of 4011s at that school

>>8830706
>elanna what are you researching
she's performing an experiment to see how long a human being can survive without a brain for