Tell me a tale

>>8829864
One time, I kissed another guy, with tongue and everything.

We made sure to say 'no homo' afterwards though, obviously.

>>8829864
>Be gay
>Get told that nonqueer gays are the majority
>No they're not
>Fuck you

>>8829878
>>8829940
Eh come on guys you can do better

>>8829864
>be high school me
>first boyfriend in junior year
>he bikes over sometimes and we screw
>bake him a birthday cake
>have best birthday sex
To make it gayer, he died with AIDS two years after I graduated

>>8830511
>be in high school
>kiss a boy in the basement at a party
>whores find out and gossip
>uncover a secret homosexual ring involving many of the cute sporty/jock boys at my school
>fail to capitalize on this information because of undiagnosed autism

I admit some of my stories aren't very exciting.

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>>8829864
>High School, freshman year
>Still adjusting to bring popular
>Still being friends with everyone, including the weebs and 'artisty' group
>They have openly gay kid, never met one before
>Become best friends
>Comfortable enough with my sexuality to develop fairly innocent skinship
>Start feeling funny after awhile, chock it up to bromance
>Finally get Class A uniform for JROTC and start wearing it to school like we're supposed to
>He keeps telling me how handsome I look in it
>Butterflies every time he says it
>Friends start making comments about us
>"Where's your shadow today?", "You two are just friends, right?", "Oh, you two would be cute together!", etc
>Break is coming up, he invites me to a big bonfire
>We both go and have fun, but everyone was staring at us, left a sickly pit feeling in my stomach when I got home
>I call him to make sure he got home, we accidentally talk for two hours before hanging up
>Football season in full swing, a few friends all want to go to the game on Friday, school is playing our rival school
>Of course I go, meet people there, including him.
>Walking around and cutting up with weeb friends, some pull me off to the side, others keep walking with him
>"Hey, he really likes you, you should ask him out."
>Face gets all hot and red
>"B-But I'm not gay...I've had girlfriends."
>They tell me they've caught me looking at him, that I couldn't possibly not like him, he was too cute
>They were right, didn't want to admit it out loud
>They keep nagging me until I agree
>Go to catch up with him, the others give us some space
>Beat around the bush nervously for a good three minutes, he seems to get the idea but likes watching a big burly guy fumble around, or so he told me
>Continued in next post

>>8830756
>Whelp, my first boyfriend, feels odd but pleasant
>Spend rest of the game with our arms locked or generally being very close
>People staring again, live in a small southern town, so know most of the crowd
>Gut's turning a little, but shake it off
>4th quarter starts, becomes painfully obvious something is wrong with me
>He's concerned, asking if I'm okay
>Nasty looks are getting to me, something feels wrong
>He assures me it's okay, people would be stupid to say or do anything to a big dude like me
>Not what I was worried about but his concern made me feel better
>Game ends, waiting on car to pick me up
>He's waiting with me
>we talk, and he sneaks me a cheek kiss before either of our family gets there
>Next week going smoothly, but people start talking
>Every time I hang out with jock or popular friends it turns into an investigation
>Stop hanging out with them as often
>He comes in one day, wearing a gay pride rubber bracelet
>Thought nothing of it, but apparently he got in trouble with his parents in the past because of it
>Day is pretty average, but when I text him that night I get no response
>Next day, he's not at school
>A little worried, but figured he was sick
>Get to social studies class, one I share with weeb friends, they tell me to sit with them at lunch, need to talk
>Lunch rolls around, meet weeb friends, feeling something is off
>They tell me He had been grounded yesterday for wearing his bracelet, parents took his phone, saw my text
>Heart falls into my stomach
>Made worse when they tell me he's being sent to a Christian school
>I hadn't any words, nothing I could say
>Spent the day in a daze and to myself
>Didn't eat dinner when I got home, or breakfast the following day
>The school year went by slowly, and I eventually perk up
>Continued in next post

>>8830812
>Was never able to get ahold of him, but ran into his sister years later
>We talked, tells me they had him go to 'camp', under went Gay Conversation Therapy, he isn't the same
>Tells me she doesn't blame me, she blames her parents
>She goes further, telling me; "He's never been as happy as he was when you two dated."

>>8830836
Well shit

>>8829864
>be closeted mtf
>get to know an mtf
>seduced by mtf
>turns out to be a crazy hon
>hon stalks me after I cut her off and begins to threathen me and my buds at the time.
>hons ruin everything

>>8830836
Fuck you anon for making me cry

>>8830836
Shit dude....

>>8830756
I assume the "skinship" was just a misspelling of "kinship", but I still like it. Sounds like a euphemism for a sexual relationship imo.

>>8832462
>the term "skinship" is used to describe the act of intimate, non-sexual touching between very close (Usually same-sex, but can include both genders.) platonic friends. It involves acts such as holding hands/arms, hugging, and kissing on the cheeks.
What it says on urban dictionary. Think maybe that's what they mean.

>>8830068
OK, here are some more
>Be me 2 years ago
>Make friends with a cute guy
>He just kind of approached me and talked one day even though he's pretty introverted
>Pretty sure he's gay but closeted
>We have lots in common
>Never asked him out
>Still kinda know him but too fucking scared to make a move

>Be a few months ago
>Reluctantly go to gay bar with gay friend couple and their gay/fag-hag friends
>Wanted to give the gay community a chance
>Fag hags, gogo dancers, and drag queens with god awful music
>All the drinks are named after dick types
>Old guy grabs me from behind
>Feel him kiss the back of my neck sloppily and rub something between my buttcheeks
>Spin around
>His fucking cock is hanging out and semi hard
>No
>Leave and go back to campus accommodation
>Never again, fuck

I also came out to my parents for a total of 22 hours. I am now, once again, closeted to them.

>>8832580
>Going to a gay bar
this was your first mistake
Gay bars are, along with pride, a showcase of everything wrong with the "gay community."

I heard ordering your coffee black is some signal of a gay, seeking other gays. Sounds crazy to me but what do you think?

when i was 5 me and a classmate/friend slipped out into the hallway during class to inspect each others dicks

>>8831238
>>8832415
Yeah.

>>8831319
I never meant to make you cry (yes like the song)

>>8832462
No it was skinship, like how anon >>8832522 here put it. Except it was more of him sitting on my lap or knee, long hugs, and letting him lay up on me when he was tired.

>>8830836
Hope he finds peace...

>walking out of my dorm
>see this beautiful woman walking in front of me towards the left
>black, very femme way of dressing, great skin, glasses
>know her from being in the same legbutt campus group but not too familiar with her
>notice I'm not the only one admiring
>three black guys to my front also stop to look and talk amongst themselves
>Not sure whether or not to feel camaderie for sharing great tastes or a contemptuous "you have no chance, step off" sort of deal

>>8832660
I wanted to give the LGBT community a chance. All I learnt is that they're all fucking trash.

>>8833345
Good ol penis inspection day

>>8829864
Guess I can tell the story of how I found out I was queer

>always thought I was a straight dude
>even tried gay porn and couldn't get into it so just assumed I'd never like guys
>family moved around a lot
>transferred to a small town high school a couple months into freshman year
>always kind of a shy kid so I was nervous about making new friends
>first class is english and I'm sitting next to what has to be one of the most attractive guys I've ever seen (let's call him Jack)
>Jack immediately asks me my name
>"a-anon"
>didn't know why I felt nervous and just convinced myself that I was intimidated because he looked popular
>tells me my name sucks gives me a nickname and ushers me into his social circle
>It was pretty douchey but I was just happy to have made friends already
>Jack was a bit of a pretty-boy asshole
>had the looks to back it up, six pack, boyband face, the whole 9
>always spoke his mind and was blunt as fuck but really funny
>we hit it off because we have similar senses of humor and liked to give each other shit all the time

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>>8834479
>Jack and I hang out all the time and quickly become close
>it's a small town in the midwest and the people were pretty homophobic so we'd pretend to be a couple all the time as a joke
>hold hands in the hallways, call each other babe, and just be really flirty
>getting a rise out of the conservative christian crowd was always good for a laugh
>we always just said we were comfortable with our sexuality and that it didn't mean anything despite the warm happy feeling it gave me
>then Jack starts dating a girl from a nearby town and I get jealous
>at the time I just thought I was mad she was interfering with our bro time
>still flirted and did couple shit with him all the time but now it was to piss her off
>eventually she gives him the ultimatum "anon or me" and he chose me naturally because bros before hoes
>didn't really understand why I was so happy about that
>this pattern repeated a couple times throughout high school sometimes with his girlfriends sometimes with mine
>we had several wacky misadventures but things didn't really progress until senior year
>me and Jack go to a party with some of our friends and get drunk since there's not much else to do out in the country
>he sits on my lap and our friends start giving us shit about how we should just date already now that Jack had recently broken up with his newest gf
>they started saying how the joke was old and that we were too pussy to even kiss
>neither of us let that slide because our manhood is on the line
>I thought it was going to be a quick peck on the lips until he shoves his tongue in my mouth
>I was pretty drunk so the whole rush of feelings I didn't know I had was overwhelming
>our friends are whistling and cheering in the background but I can hardly hear them
>start to feel myself get hard as he straddles me and grips me tight
>for a split second I get the clarity of mind to pull away
>friends are all laughing and we joke along with them but I was feeling pretty fucking confused

cont

>>8834682
Please hurry I don't know how much longer I can wait

>>8834920
Sorry famalam didn't know anyone was lurking

>>8834682
>the party was winding down so me and Jack decided to head back to his place so we could pass out
>when we get to his room we're fucking around and joking like usual while laying on his bed
>he suddenly gets quiet before asking if he freaked me out when he kissed me like that
>we'd kissed before but it was always just a peck and it didn't ever get that intense
>I told him that it kinda did but not because it was bad or anything just that I wasn't expecting it
>I was pretty fucking flustered and still kinda drunk so I kept stuttering and getting embarassed
>he told me he noticed I was getting hard and asked if I was actually gay
>I said that I didn't think so but I was starting to doubt myself
>he pulled me in and kissed me again and all those confusing feelings came rushing back
>when I started to feel his cock get hard through his jeans and press against me all reason went out the window and I decided fuck it
>we ended up fucking and it was pretty awkward at first
>I bottomed which was a fucking crazy experience since I'd never even done assplay before and I preferred being dominant when I was fucking girls
>after we both came we just sat there for what felt like hours processing what just happened
>Jack spoke up first saying that he was actually bi but never said anything because he thought I was straight and he didn't want to fuck up our friendship
>I told him I still wasn't sure if I was gay but if I were to date a guy I'd want it to be him
>after that we started dating for real but our behavior didn't really change so everyone thought we were joking around like usual
>we dated for a couple months and right as we said we loved each other his ex girlfriend came back with the news that she was pregnant
>we broke up because he always wanted to be a dad and he decided to try and work things out with her
>the last time we spoke was 4 months ago and he's gets custody on weekends

>>8835012
Serves him right, he trusted a biscum.

>>8833692
>Just found out she's dating another woman
>Minor sad but her girlfriend is probably better than me as a girlfriend
>On the downside, the legbutt group is actually entertaining a bunch of made up genders/sexualties on the first day
>they were kinda tumblry before but now it's nearly overdosed
>Half of the group is new kids/clueless freshmen and they're getting this shit
>Some of them even seem chill but who knows if they're going to stay
>I initially came to find other girls but maybe I really should entertain the idea of running for a staff position to try temper the stuff down and do some damage control

>>8835056
Fucking campus lgbt groups are all trash, the people there make their sexuality their identity with no qualities outside of the fact that they're gay or trans

>>8835094
I know, but there are genuinely sweet people that happen to be in there and they shouldn't be left to languish or get sucked into that "I am only my labels" nonsense. And even if some fucker really likes the idea of being an attack helicopter unironically, perhaps with subtle nudging they can be much more than that.

>>8835153
Well I respect you for trying, and if you do somehow manage to make it a decent organization that doesn't just masturbate over identities all day then kudos.

That being said I did have a good experience with one group where all we did was watch gay movies and musicals on netflix and talk shit on each other.
It was dope until it got overrun by people who got offended all the time and said shitty shows like queer as folk were reinforcing negative stereotypes

>>8835012
This is so bittersweet..thanks for sharing your story