Fucking my husband's sister

>>8826925
take a viagra and go doggy style

t. straight guy who fucks hideous hookers (cheap)
i come here because /lgbt/ is more comfy and positive than /r9k/
>inb4 hiv positive

>>8826925
Fuck husband with condom, before you cum remove condom and cum in her while minimizing the sex? Idk just a thought, but it's the first thing that I thought of. Good luck raising a family.

>>8826945
Seems fucking awful. Ifs bad enough i would have to have sex with her but to have him there with his own sister.

Would it be rude if I just jerked off next to her and put it in when I am about to cum? The weird thing for me is I don't know how to actual have sex with her. Like do I kiss her or look her in the eyes?

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>>8826925
Don't do it, OP!!!

You and your husbands will have more leverage in court than the girl if you do it via artificial insemination. If you do it by actually fucking her, she can just keep the baby, go to court, and ask you for child support without giving you rights to see your child.

>>8826925
why cant she get preggo? some biological issues? mayeb you are out of luck

>>8826925
Just curious, but if she can't get pregnant through AI, why would she get pregnant through real sex?

>>8826998
ooh yeah this too, she will have the child to herself and you will have to pay for him 18 years

>>8826925

Don't you have a straight brother who could do the fucking? The child would be related to you the same way as to your husband.

>>8826998
good thinking anon

>>8826925
If it's awkward for you to have sex with her maybe your husband should be the father?

>>8827331
What in incest

You should try fucking his mother.

>>8826998
This. Seriously, if you fuck her and she gets pregnant, she can take full custody of the child and demand child support.

Women do this shit all the time to try and trap men into child support.

>>8827859
>implying op would win in court even doing it properly

>>8827877
depending on the agreement, artificial insemination will give OP much better leverage in court than just fucking her.

OP needs to make sure there is a legal agreement that says his sister in law will not attempt to take custody of the child

>>8827885
Better leverage != winning.

Legal agreement != winning.

I doubt an agreement not to claim custody can ever be valid anywhere in the world in any circumstances. It's certainly not valid in prenups but I don't know of precedent in other areas. I challenge you to find a lawyer who wouldn't laugh at you for bringing up the idea.

>>8827909
since you seem to be a legal expert, ill just drop the argument here

>>8827359
The Point being .... the man is so fucking gay he can't even fuck a woman for an unrelated to pleasure goal ... I mean for fucksake literally take one for the team .... ram her till ye straight like shit man

>>8827917
I'm not an expert. This is pretty basic stuff I've picked up from the news and wikipedia.

>>8827949
https://www.theguardian.com/law/2015/may/06/high-court-orders-surrogate-mother-baby-gay-couple

>>8828030
Commercial surrogacy is legal here in the U.S. though.

>>8827946
You realize that your fucking sister in law is slightly different than using some random slut as a fleshlight, right.

Wht dont you just use a turkey baster.

>>8826925
Dude, just jerk off in a cup, pull it up with a syringe (not the sharp kind) have your husbands sis be ready in the next room. She just puts the syringe in her vagoo, presses the sperm in and lie on her back with some pillows under her hips for about 20 minutes.

No fucking needed.

>>8827061
>>8827059

So each cycle of AI only has a 20% chance of taking. We are not harvesting eggs and implanting them. She is actually super healthy and young so the doctor said in his expert opinion it is more like a 1/3 chance she would get pregnant, but after 3 cycles no success. Nothing wrong with my sperm or her eggs, is just bad luck.

On a similar note, cumming inside a woman doesn't always mean she will get pregnant. Like I was saying with natural sex for 3 days while she is ovulating it may take a few months to get her pregnant.

>>8826925
why pay for a doctor to do that? just fill up a turkey baster with your cum and let her fill herself up

>>8828058
THIS! The whole issue is that she is my sister in law. Its just weird to think about having sex with her. If it was just some random woman, who cares, but once you have sex with someone, things are different between you and them.

>>8828140
this
the hell with fucking her, just do this
as long as it gets in her