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Previous Thread : >>8821977
>>8824434
Does hrt cause organ failure
Does anyone else ever want to be held down by their neck while being called demeaning names and masturbated over by a handsome boy, all while fully clothed?
>>8824434
new thread hype
friendly reminder that if you're not a literal painting then you simply don't pass.
>>8824437
just increase in cancer and heart attacks from blood clots
>>8824441
tfw that nazime is about to be rip'd by greek peasants
good feel
>>8824434
source on image?
>>8824448
You mean a decrease in cancer risk. Daily reminder transgirls have ten times the lower rate of prostate cancer then cis men, and no equivalent increase in breast cancer risk (unless you're Klinefelters lol)
>>8824440
Replace the handsome boy with a cute girl and that sounds like fun.
>>8824448
Is that a guarantee?
>>8824437
do balls count as organs
>>8824459
That's crazy, stop ruining it
>>8824447
forgot pic
hi
boo thread
>>8824490
Are you feeling better?
>>8824480
wow I d murder a dozen toddlers to look a fraction as good as that
>>8824500
a little
still lying down
hugg
>>8824501
In hypotheticals like this, is it implied that you get away with it by default or do you have to figure out how to go about it? Cause either way I totally agree.
I think they moved me from military to fashion
>tfw will never git gud at the private tracker game
>>8824510
Idk, Id go to prison for life for that body as well
tho Id want a men's prison
>>8824512
What do you do for your job, by the way?
benis
How will I do on hrt?
>>8824522
fuck you
>>8824515
idk. in reality rape probably sucks since everyone seems to be really fucked up from it. and you'd definitely get raped.
wow I just heard Hari Nef's voice for the first time in a youtube advert
is it possible to train your voice to be so good it actually sounds TOO feminine for how you look???
>>8824516
Admissions advisor
And I'm memeing, they did hire me as a military outreach spot and then first day I got here and two hours in they said there was a mistake and made me a fashion school advisor for some reason
>>8824528
>is it possible to train your voice to be so good it actually sounds TOO feminine for how you look???
yes
it's actually ideal for trans women to have more masculine-leaning female voices, looks really uncanny for a 6 foot barrel chested person to sound like a squeaky anime
>>8824525
Sure but you pay for the traveling costs
>>8824534
london?
>>8824528
Yes surgeons do your voice by size so you don't sound like a 100 pound girl when you're 6 ft
>>8824526
you underestimate my self hatred.
it wouldnt be my first time
>>8824535
Closer then expected. I'm near amsterdam. Tbh all of the netherlands is near amsterdam.
>>8824528
>Hari Nef'
still kinda sounds like a gay male tho.
>>8824536
faye i really want to cum on your face
>>8824540
>Amsterdam
Ik heb medelijden met je
>>8824544
Alkmaar. Maar voor buitenlanders is Amsterdam makelijk te herkennen.
>>8824548
Ach so. Alkmaar lijkt me wel oké, ik weet er niks over behalve kaas (t-toch?)
swamp germans raus
i hate trannies
I apologise for my behaviour last night it was inexcusable.
>>8824551
Alkmaar is best een goeie plek. Veel te doen en best aardige mensen.
Kaas is voor toeristen
>>8824565
Kaas is wel lekker hoor. Ik kom uit Tilburg, trouwens, hier hebben we geen toeristen :^)
>>8824560
We hate ourself too buddy welcome to the club
>>8824572
good
fuck you
soooo... I topped my bf yesterday
>>8824574
How do you not see him as a girl now
>>8824574
Well, tell us more
>>8824574
Has he started HRT yet?
>>8824564
I'm still shook. You're a big bully
>>8824578
nope. he is a man through and through. I dunno if I'll do it again, I felt kinda yucky afterwards, I really prefer being the bottom waaaay more
>>8824574
hahahaha agp
>>8824574
You still can get enough of an erection to do that?
>>8824568
Looks like a shithole desu. Hoe is het daar?
>>8824588
miss cock is well beyond agp
>>8824592
Tilburg is echt heel relaxed. We hebben geen oud centrum oid zoals veel andere steden aangezien Tilburg nog maar kort bestaat, maar verder vind ik het perfect. Niet te groot, niet te klein.
>>8824590
more or less, he is so fucking amazing and hot on T injections and he finds me super hot so the second he picks me up we have lasting boners for days on end. It's so bad that now both our dongs are sore. I think it's so funny though because yesterday we went to a super cute and fancy coastal town we haven't been to before and I was called miss all day and people weren't the wiser to my massive shenis under my skirt
>>8824603
It's hard to forgive you. I bet you didn't even go to sleep at 10:30 like you said
>>8824610
>on T injections
Because repressing?
>>8824618
No I didn't, I got sad and drank until about 1AM instead..
>>8824610
I find it funny that I dress as a boy and want to be the subby bottom with no penis, and Kayla dresses like a girl and wants to top and keep hers
>>8824620
>Because repressing?
No, because he's transitioning from male to super male
you have no clue how big and defined his muscles are getting
>>8824601
Alright senpai klink goed. Ik ga pitten laters
>>8824627
>he doesn't know he'll end up with small balls and a shriveled floppy dick
>>8824627
how muscley was his butt while you were pounding it
>>8824629
houdoe
>>8824627
>because he's transitioning from male to super male
So yes then.
>>8824631
Why do I dress as a boy and get called sird but then girls want to dom and peg me, but everyone wants Kayla to pound their butt
>have to walk like 50 meters to smoke a cigarette
Fuck this gay earth
>>8824653
banana no smoking reeeee
>>8824653
smoking makes you gay
>>8824659
I would probably top your bf better then you tbqh
Just want to get married to someone I love and live a simple life desu
>>8824659
>>8824624
Did I miss the window to top muscle butted bros? I feel like I fucked up
>>8824673
you say that but deep down you know you're an unloyal fuckup that will cheat
>>8824665
ill slap your shit I swear
>>8824681
Hot
>>8824687
I am not for lewding elän
>>8824677
Futatrans only
>>8824677
yeah you really dropped the ball(s) there
>>8824677
brb posting this to transgender regret website
>>8824678
Cheating is for evil bullies and there are none of those here.
>>8824698
Here is the picture of me and my 6'4" bf as promised.
>>8824698
Kayla put her dick in a boy and still sees herself as a girl and not a femboy
>>8824707
>she thinks 6in is futa tier
How cuteeee
>>8824709
How come you are a futa then? Ur like an acorn
>>8824707
>True you need to hatch
tabarnak
>>8824701
hahahahah who are you kidding
>>8824713
H..ey
That's just a meme
>>8824722
You said I was lying.
>>8824728
I was cheated on for the entire duration of my only relationship..
I guess I'm just kidding myself..
One can dream.
It'd be nice if everyone was honest.
Lol
>>8824743
Well now u posted a pic
still though, it's not a contest
>>8824749
Why do we all end up looking like autistic boy s with crazy fashion haircuts
>>8824749
who's that? pass
>>8824744
Yes it would indeed.
>>8824753
>likes to post fantastic stories of good life
>>8824763
I just like to say I finally made it, might be nice once in a while to show the newbs that happiness as a trannu is possible instead of all the fucking suicidal negativity this board breeds
mi llamo t bone la araña discoteca
>>8824749
terve
>>8824744
yeah by a tranny right?
>>8824757
Isn't that what we are?
>>8824757
I have a very basic and natural hair cut, thank you very much.
Theoretically, if you lived in a hunter gatherer society, but there were hrt fruits that worked precisely the same as modern meds, would you feel comfortable with rlying on protection from an ftm tribe alpha?
are safety razors better than normal multi-blade razors
>>8824779
is it ok for boys to cross dress and pass as girls?
>>8824790
I'm not the kind who wants kids. Besides, showing up at that kind of meeting in a studded perfecto?
>>8824801
>I'm not the kind who wants kids.
Do your children know?
>>8824786
Probably not. I'd rather live in a matriarchal tribe of amazons.
>>8824779
>Parents came back from vacation earlier than expected
>Shorts I had on didn't cover the shaved part
>>8824782
That's a pretty swanky haircut for a 40 year old woman
>>8824786
you'd have to get pregnant so you can continue your alpha family line though
>>8824790
Yes yes, these are things that will happen.
>>8824800
Yeah I do it all the time.
>>8824808
Gotta go all in now
>>8824771
You probably have side swepped bangs and an undercut
>>8824818
It's okay they didn't notice
>>8824818
>that pic
this is why people hate trannies
>>8824823
what's wrong with it
>>8824818
I'm stuck at 2
>>8824830
why do they have to be trannies
cant they just be normal people?
stop forcing your fetish shit on everything
>>8824810
As long as it fits me, does that matter? Besides, it can be styled without cutting anything. I like having options.
>>8824832
>teehee im so cute guys i like rabbits
>>8824829
Well yes then, that thing will surely happen.
>>8824831
But don't you want to be a beautiful Butterfree?
>>8824834
2/10 bait
please try harder
>>8824844
how am i baiting
there is no indication that those characters or Pokemon need to be trans
>>8824842
You have to try and be happier Allie !
At least you had a relationshit.
>>8824838
have to clean up the repeats
>>8824849
TEEHEE RABBITS GUIZE
>>8824832
hugg
>>8824831
iktf
>>8824808
>tfw my stepdad doesn't question anything i do anymore and probably thinks i'm a fag who crossdresses
though that's pretty much what i am desu
>>8824852
uwu
>>8824846
the picture is about transgender people growing up and comparing that to the pokemon evolutions
i don't understand you
>>8824863
i dont play pokemon you'll have to spoonfeed me
>>8824848
I am happy!
Happy happy happy!
>>8824881
mommy
>>8824871
Better ^^
>>8824810
>old trans calling someone else old
>>8824871
Happy girls go to bed on time
>>8824900
it was a compliment you doofus
>>8824903
It's 12:36 in nz right now doofus
>>8824922
I didn't mean right now
>>8824821
No just long straight hair with straight cut bangs but I tie it up in the back so I don't cook to death
>>8824915
That. And I have no illusion about my age. I'm just content enough to look a few years younger than I really am.
>>8824933
blue board
reported
>>8824933
hsts thread
reported for agp
>>8824870
I like this feel
>>8824971
there's maybe like two classically hsts trips
Look who's out of the psych ward.
>>8824985
how'd you end up in one of those
is it as boring as it seems
>>8824985
Why were you in a psych ward :/
>>8824985
do we miss her
???
>made a pizza with so many toppings i had to run it through the oven twice
>mfw it probably has like 4000 calories on it
>>8824975
You like anything as long as there's two girls
>>8824984
I'm hsts ama
hackerman looks weird these days
>>8824985
Nim! Are you alright? Why were you in a psych ward?
fat anime moms
>>8825001
Sounds tasty, what all did you put on it?
>>8824985
hugg nim
>>8825004
how hard were you bullied for always playing with dolls as a kid
>>8825010
ara ara anon
>>8825012
everything
i ate 2 slices and im full
i can usually eat 4
>>8825016
I stopped before going to school
Then I was the bully
>>8825003
Untrue I have standards
>>8825010
>tfw fat anime mom(male)
>>8824993
Hi chara what's up?
>>8824993
do we?
>>8825023
cute pic
>>8825023
>I have standards
Suuure
>>8824987
Yeah it's boring and really really annoying.
They had no space left in the "quiet" ward for the people who are mellow so I got put with the legitimately insane people.
I got really angry the second night because the guy in the bed next to me had pissed his pants and just put them in the nightstand between our beds.
I found out later that night that he legitimately wore diapers and hadn't bathed in like weeks. That's great that they thought that a suicidal person and diaperfag were in the same category.
>>8824988
I told Eva I was gonna take the painkillers I had from when I got my wisdom teeth removed and put a bag over my head to kill myself. She flipped out and had the police come to my house, put me in cuffs and took me to the psych ward.
Mom snooped, took the Vicodin but also my HRT in the process. One of her friends saw me and Eva at the hotel we were staying at too, so now I'm out as at least gay to her.
I'm just kind of done with all this. I have no HRT and no money to get more, and I guess I'm not trans enough to get a letter from my therapist.
It's just kind of over, everything's out there now and my life is kind of ruined. Eva voluntarily went into a psych ward after I got arrested, she's still in there right now. I don't even know if I want to talk to her when she gets out, I'm so angry right now.
>>8825001
fatass bitch
>>8825023
but a feminine bully of course right?
like you'd insult peoples poor fashion choices and stuff
>>8825025
chillin' my dude
>>8825029
Do we miss her?
>>8825029
EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA ADD ME
>>8825035
I'm not eating it all at once lol
>>8825036
Nah I'd accuse people of being faggots.
>>8825031
You know it's true
>>8825029
A wild Emma appears
both of my boobs are good girls
>>8825045
>You know it's true
Whatever helps you sleep at night Lannü. Your only good taste is liking yam fries
>>8825045
posting homura is like the batsignal
>>8825037
i mean nah not really
>>8825038
NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS
can you control yourself if i do
>>8825032
When will they learn
>>8825049
my right one is an underachiever
i love her but shes letting me down
dear emma
i want to cum on your face
>>8825032
I'm so sorry Nim. That's really difficult. I hope you make it through this and end up happy with yourself, don't give up hope just yet.
>>8825045
...to find out if they actually were gay so they would date you?
>>8825051
yes
>that feel when you just want to cuddle and nap with her but you can't
bad feels
so thats the ending of the nim questline
they were both two awkward to be happy together so they both pretended to suicide and got sent to the loony bin
who saw that coming
>>8825052
Who and what
>>8825064
everyone
>>8825052
you are such a newfag
>>8825051
Not at all
>>8825032
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>8825062
k unblocked
>>8825056
honestly
i do too
>>8825075
wait babe.....
>>8825049
iktf
>>8825049
>tfw one bob bigger than the other
>>8825058
Thanks Joan, you're still as sweet as you've always been. Maybe this'll cause my therapist to write me a letter, I don't know.
My living situation seems kinda rocky right but for the moment I guess I'm just glad to be out of that place.
>>8825032
Jesus fucking Christ wtf did I miss????
>>8825086
hugg nim
>>8825086
youll be back when you stop getting attention again and need to fake another suicide
good luck baghead
>>8825072
Put your trip back on.
>>8825075
Someone who gets it.
Is it too late to post softcore porn
>>8825077
i dont have your name add me
>>8825077
You're killin' me
>>8825084
whats up faggot
>>8825092
what do i get
What surgeries do I need to be a model? It's my secret lifelong dream but I was born a gross man.
is it weird to feel inferior to everyone close to me?
it's starting to get ridiculous
i just feel so empty
>>8825077
me first please
i want to spray your face with my cum
>>8825104
Not particularly uncommon, I think?
>>8824434
How does the female hormone testing in the op work? Will they charge me for the male in if I use a male name?
>>8825106
you can after i do
how does that sound
>>8825104
Wanna be my pathetic garbage for tonight?
>>8825110
hi boo, it's me chara
>People keep accusing me of putting out "vibes"
>Keep calling me a girl(male)
>Are you a tranny now or something?
I DON'T GET IT
man I thought old mtfg posters were nut cases but this new lot takes the cake
rip moof, melly, ufufu, rocker anna, frenchfry, dva, hell even muffins
>>8825120
only if pookie is third in line
>>8825118
It lists everything it tests. Estradiol and testosterone are included in there.
Looks like they even include a CBC, cool.
>>8825129
Never buy cheap rose everyone. Tastes like mouldy cheese. Why are you producing this cheap bullshit California?
>tfw the good shit is 15 quid
>>8825129
are you taking mammary medicine?
https://youtu.be/TWg4dnXCpt8
>>8825139
I don't get what's happened. I haven't changed at all and I'm pretty sure I'm not trans
>>8825131
Ur my favourite nutcase <3
>>8825129
Coworker (female(male))
>>8825134
i dont think she makes much...
you'll have to ask her
but usually shed be the one to want that kinda stuff done to her
>>8825139
WOULDNT IT BE NICE
>>8825102
Male modeling exists.
>>8825101
One stupid nim.
>>8825149
>Ur my favourite nutcase <3
breddy sure im sane now
>>8825115
it's just whatever i do i always feel like a lesser copy of someone i know and there have been cases of people pointing this out to me that they notice i'm basically copying them
comparing myself to others is dumb and bad and irrational but i can't stop doing it and i can't seem to figure out why it bothers me so much
>>8825148
Must be the residual of hanging out on /mtfg/ so much. Why do you hang out here anyways, you're not trans and you're not a chaser so what is there for you?
>>8825155
Way more sane than you used to be but we're all still our own little kind of fucked up
>>8825162
>but we're all still our own little kind of fucked up
well thats to be expected, we're trannies
hi everyone, i just started HRT, my mom took it away but im still deciding on a name
does Emi fit me well?
>>8825168
but our last Emi(ly) just returned with some drama
try again later
>>8825141
Rosé is always disgusting, no matter where it's from.
>>8825143
Is this progressive rock? I like progressive rock. I'm listening to this rn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DldxgV41SYM
One of the albums I've had the longest, since I was like 13 or 14. Well it was my mum's but idfk why she bought it, she never listened to it so it was virtually just mine.
>>8825153
Ayy kill yourself
>>8825155
Am I sane
>>8825170
really? i think Emi fits me really well
what do you think? pic related
>>8825174
>little b
based
>>8825143
mmm beautiful, bookmarked.
>>8825145
We need more crusades anyway.
>>8825153
how boring
>>8825168
>my mom just took my hrt
>should I call myself Emi
bravo
>>8825168
no that name is cursed and will doom you to an eternity of parents taking your hrt
>>8825166
I'm not, I'm a boy
>>8825182
yes shes a top cutie
we love her
>>8825189
everything you do is a boring copy of faye
your trip should be !GAYSNORE
Man this wine is nasty, Kim can't nuke California fast enough.
>>8825194
The difference is I do it ironically
>>8825195
>hating California wine
reeeeeeee
Two double quarter pounders and vodka for breakfast
>>8825194
yfw mtfg is actually just a matrix like simulation in faye's mind where everyone is actually faye
>>8825189
yo that's dope I've been looking for a sick bro to chill with. Wanna drink some BEER and talk about SPORTS and WOMEN?
>>8825201
no difference
still puts me to sleep
at least youre cuter
>>8825203
i feel bad for your stomach
>>8825207
We literally did that two weeks ago cockwaffle
>>8825208
Maybe I want you to be asleep so I can steal your computer
>>8825202
Your £7 chardonnay was okay but this cheap rose has ruined my opinion on your wines possibly for good.
>>8825212
There were no beers involved, cockgarage
>>8825210
It doesn't get a say in this, not today.
feel weird and sad
>>8825205
wait no shes mine......
>>8825205
Yeah, just bored.
>>8825215
There was beer AND shots cockboi
>>8825213
>£7 chardonnay
it's like if i bought two buck chuck and said all wine is shit or judged european beers off the cheap shit I use to buy at Simply or Cora
:^)
>>8825221
bored without me
>>8825218
i cant imagine why anyone as visually stunning and smart as you could ever be sad
>>8825225
I'm sorry, I'll try your good stuff when I have the money.
wish some1 would hold me
>>8825222
Can I perform African American actions on you while you sleep?
>>8825224
>Two weeks ago
Excuse me, dickholster, we hiked two weeks ago and you stole my ice cube and talked about dicks.
>>8825231
it's all good bb
i'm biased bc my stepdad is a wine snob
>>8825202
wine aint that great, cider and cocktails are where it's at
unless it's sparkling wine, that shit is gud
So I'm going to a therapist tomorrow, any chance of myself getting hormones right away? I've been depressed for the longest time imaginable and I seriously hate being a guy.
>>8825234
nobody said our relationship was sexual
i just want to pet your fluffy hair while i play videogames
>>8825240
no you should self-med while waiting for a prescription because it can be a potentially lengty process, even short waits are at least second appointment and getting an appointment with an endo
>>8825230
idk why you keep posting about me
you're just being a dick for no reason
>>8825227
Not at all.
little one
>>8825237
move somewhere more fun
>>8825238
send me some wine faggot
what happened to our friendship
>>8825239
red wines are usually good, champagne sucks dick though
never been a cider drinker, though I'm a picky drinker
>>8825247
idk why you keep consuming vegan hotdogs
you're just going over 10,000 calories every day for no reason
>>8825242
Disappointed desu
>>8825236
Ah yes, that was a fun day. I liked the part where we talked about dicks
>>8825249
phew
thank god
>>8825237
tfw couldnt figure out who you were
maryland and wants to fug pookie...
my brain too small
>>8825251
>curious george pretending he has chasers
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>8825250
is that you drake
i thought LA burned down
i need to look less like a hon first then I'll bring you a bottle
>>8825257
>i want a relationship before you violate me
>disappointing
wow.....
>>8825261
You can get chasers by being a straight cis male and posting your legs in thigh highs. Men are too easy
>>8825257
>"We"
You did.
You also talked about how much you wanted to run your tongue between Christine W. Chandlers "sweaty beautiful moobs while he pretends you're Amy"
>>8825266
tell me what brand to try and I'll try it.
>>8825275
Weston's vintage is good and it's strong, strongbow crisp is a decent weaker one.
>>8825270
Floofing my hair while playing video games isn't a relationship that's just you floofing my hair ;-;
>>8825272
Nobody will ever believe you
>>8825276
>maryland
christ
don't die over there
>>8825283
Does it really sound like something you wouldn't say?
>>8825280
>mtfg doesn't know what I look like
Feels good.
>>8825280
>maybe in gross south america
Anywhere online. Even I got casers on every continent except africa and antarctica. It's not exactly hard to get thirsty guys excited, they are so starved for female attention that a female(male) will do just fine.
>>8825283
are you sure?
ive had dogs for like 19 years
im REALLY good at petting hair/fur
>>8825276
>living east of the chesapeake
>wanting to go to California
Taste so shitty you can smell it.
>>8825278
Never seen the Weston's but this is England so Strongbow shan't be hard to find. Thanks.
>>8825295
Wait is this boo?
>>8825276
he's not really a drinker, though I'm taking him brewery hopping or maybe up to temecula for a vineyard tour and tasting when he gets here for a couple weeks around christmas
does anyone here have a face pic or feet pic that i can jerk off to?
>>8825032
Feels bad lol
Thanks for sharing now that we know what it would be like if we were too suicidal and was reported lol....
Honestly I think that's a bit messed up idk
>>8825298
Weston's is from brits and I think I read that it devoured all the small breweries so it should be available. Anyhow, crisp ciders are the good kind imo, just like dry champagne is the right champagne. The worst thing you can do to a cider is to make it sweet but I think they do that to sell it to teens.
>>8825307
Why pray tell would boo want to floof this old fart's hair?
>>8825306
yes this is me
>>8825307
The Kardashians are truly the greatest natural beauties to have ever lived.
>>8825191
Red and sparkling wines are the only ones that should be drunk outside of meals. I like rough Cahors reds myself.
>>8825311
There are pretty good sweet, green ciders from Normandie. The acidity balances the sugar.
>>8825332
Which clyp? Do you want to listen to a boy or a girl tell you their stories?
>>8825333
I'm pretending my wine bottle is a saxophone rn
http://www.strawpoll.me/13871267
http://www.strawpoll.me/13871267
http://www.strawpoll.me/13871267
>Elanna will never tell you her life stories
>>8825359
http://www.strawpoll.me/13871276
http://www.strawpoll.me/13871276
http://www.strawpoll.me/13871276
>that one vote for i am in a psych ward now
>>8825359
my mom works at a highschool for emotionally disturbed kids and learned that psych wards, at least the ones near by, are trash that don't help. so even though she threatened to force me into one all throughout growing up, they were empty threats and i've avoided being put in one by never telling therapists that i'm suicidal
>>8825369
Eva is in a psych ward right now.
>>8825372
and they let her use a phone and she's posting on mtfg? thefuck
>>8825346
I recently tried a nice sweet spanish cider, changed my mind a little about sweet ciders as it didn't have that overly sweet aftertaste most cheap sweet teen ciders do.
>>8825359
Once for a few days I think. Wouldn't go again, the food wasn't that good.
>>8825367
Yeah maybe then they take it seriously and understand how much strain that puts on people around you.
>>8825371
murica
>>8825379
No it wasnt her who posted that. I was meming.
>>8825372
You're not allowed to have your phone in there, I would know.
>>8825371
Of course they don't, lol. Mental health care in America is an absolute joke. It's meant to torture and imprison the suffering to prolong their misery and milk them for money.
>>8825384
really good mem right there
>>8825385
tru
have u ever been in a ward
>>8825376
I'm not really reverting it I just find it fun to dick around with boy voice, it just sounds weird plus doesn't really trigger any sort of dysphoria.
That shit ain't true though I sound like a convincing boy when I try
>>8825359
Yes it was shit.
>>8825392
Multiple times yeah.
>>8825379
They let me use my laptop and phone for whatever I wanted when I was at a ward, free wifi too. Drew, shitposted and played some vidya, was chill. It's a bit silly that they let me have charger cords and all but not let me have a razor to remove my morning stubble with without having to ask it from a nurse.
>tfw boy voice is my only voice
>>8825409
yeah but you live in upside down land where everything is different
>>8825412
iktf ;_;
goy voice
>>8825417
post voice
and i swear to god
im pausing a max roach album to listen to your voice
so it better be bad
or im gonna be mad
>>8825416
I live in upside down lands neighbour and I got none of this.
Shit's fucked.
>>8825397
Oh i thought it was an actual dilemma instead of you just being ironic
its hard not to take peoples craziness seriously here
you sounded like a total girl roleplaying as a boy btw
i thought it was cyoot
>try to find recommendations for shaving stuff
>everything recommended is expensive
>>8825412
>tfw girl voice is faggy guy voice
It's getting there at least
I think the hard part will be adjusting the things I say and how I say it. My dumb impressions and voices I like to do when I'm bored are probably gonna be gone
>>8825418
Oy vey
>>8825428
Not posting my voice, sorry.
>>8825416
>>8825431
I think it was more due to the fact that it was a private hospital. It even had a free hot chocolate machine in the lobby.
>>8825441
>It even had a free hot chocolate machine in the lobby.
can i be institutionalized forever
http://clyp.it/5fmedxf4
>>8825450
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1ousMRlFj14
mommy voice
Smoke weed.
>>8825447
it works as a laxative sadly if you have too much of it
>>8825405
tell the story
how'd you get thrown in there?
when you see a guy in african dress on the cover you know its gonna be some deep shit
>>8825441
Well I just made my own hot chocolate in a pot, hmph!
I don't need no fancy machine...
>>8825450
>http://clyp.it/5fmedxf4
https://vocaroo.com/i/s08BdADscILk
>>8825475
I probably shouldn't talk about it.
>>8825432
S-stop it's not cute it's big and intimidating
>>8825450
https://clyp.it/5elulwfe
>>8825463
Needs to be closer to marvin the depressed android desu
>>8825477
Fucking delete this
>3 months and still no announcement when the new episodes are
>CN had a week where literally 81% of airtime day to dusk was TTG
>>8825487
https://youtu.be/r3Yiiphkrqw?t=39
>>8825487
>>8825494
i haven't watched su since the one with all the amethysts
>>8825494
I don't like TTG, I remember a previous version where the star girl or whatever she's called was hot. I only ever watched it to drool over her.
>>8825493
First person to get it. Elanna gets a gold star right on the forehead
puffybutt's not dead, right?
>>8825493
>That
>Big and intimidating
""No""
>>8825506
maybe she ran out of diaps and drowned in her own pee
tfw no d for dragon boobs
>>8825496
The end of that clip is a normal conversation between Natalie and I.
>>8825513
I don't want to talk about it, just seems like a really specific and intimate series of details of my life I shouldn't talk about in public. I've already posted about it before in the past so if you really cared you could look for it but tl;dr sudoku attempts.
So I uh had a thought I think I caught myself checking out one of the new girls in the group by accident what if they noticed oh fug
Not gay btw
>>8825503
uwu
>>8825513
I liked your monkey voice but as far as impressions go I think you might want to aim a little closer to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eh-W8QDVA9s
>>8825515
It's how she would have wanted to go, I suppose...
>>8825485
Oh shit this reminds me
>1am at the ward
>craving for that hot chocolate
>walk to the lobby to grab one
>the machine is bust like it was earlier that day, giving only milk no chocolate
>i try to use the elevator
>nurse notices me and tells me the elevators are locked at night
>she offers to get me one via stairs from another floor
>i say thank you and sit down at the lobby to wait
>maintenance dude shows up and asks what am i doing in the lobby and where the nurse is
>i explain the situation
>he walks straight to the busted hot chocolate machine
>ignoring the error message on the screen he somehow conjures a fucking hot chocolate out of the machine
i'm left sitting in the lobby sipping a hot chocolate waiting for a nurse to bring me another hot chocolate
>be me
>alpha male
>forget workout shirt
>gym has sale shirts it's trying to get rid of only
>small men's bright red thin material or girls shirt
>the men's shirt is better right?
>literally can see every inch of what I did to my body because I'm agp
>casual questioning stares are now full on WTF is that
>drench through shirt I spin class
>stares a hundred times worse
Why god
>>8825501
>she liked starfire over raven
>>8825500
They've had about 12 episodes since then
Steven's friends got kidnapped by home world gems but he traded himself in place since he's technically Rose Quartz (who allegedly murdered Pink Diamond)
They had a trial and Yellow Diamond got buttmad because the gem defending Steven accused her of killing PD and covering it up
Lars fucking died but Steven brought him back to life but now he's pink (and the best character in the show once the episode of him stealing a spaceship airs)
>>8825518
Funny, that's how most convos end here... fag.
>>8825524
Oh look another gay man joined.
Wat up?
>>8825534
Raven is for dykes, real alpha males such as myself fap to Starfire
>>8825524
I think you like girls or something
>>8825535
Say that to my face not online see what happens fgt
https://clyp.it/2r0hrdgs
>>8825530
All this time I was trying to cure my depression and what I actually needed to do was go even more insane.
Oh, what a world, what a world.
Oh okay I'm out to my mom now she's asking me a million questions but she wants me to go legit and not gonna throw me out.
I'm not as mad anymore.
>>8825536
What if you penetrate yourself with a black leather dildo so batwoman
>>8825548
Good feel
>>8825549
u wot m888
>>8825543
I WAS JUST SUPER TIRED AND MY EYES LANDED ON HER BOOBS OK
I DON'T LIKE GIRLS I WAS JUST TIRED
>>8825548
has she taken all the plastic bags out of your house yet?
>>8825558
>looking at other girls
>not being your own gf
>>8825558
ELANNA LIKES GIRLS
WHY CANT I SOUND LIKE A GIRL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY DO I SOUND LIKE A FAT FAGGOT FUCK FROM FUCKING MIDDLESEX
>>8825552
It's... a long story.
>>8825558
If you're anything like cis lesbians then you were probably staring at her like she was meat for like 30 minutes while licking your lips
>>8825557
I want mommy to milk my prostate
>>8825548
have you even seen a gender therapist?
>>8825546
i didnt want two hot chocolates at night tho, there wasn't a water cooler so i was left super thirsty, craving for that OJ at breakfast
>>8825547
it's not that great in the long run, it's like being a neet, fun for the first weeks but after that the repetitiveness and lack of privacy, freedom and things to do kills u
>>8825576
Twice.
>>8825548
I'm happy for you Nim!
>>8825548
Nice, that's great :)
>>8825571
some girl broke your heart i bet
or you got stuck in a bad family
am i right or am i right
>>8825571
DELETE THIS
What if she noticed I don't want to get off on that kind of foot getting to know my new groupmates I don't want them thinking I'm some sort of lecherous predatory lesbo or worse some kind of boy
>>8825552
I started doing that a long time ago it turns the sad posts into comedy posts
>>8825567
I am that
>>8825564
I don't want to
>>8825568
S T O P
elanna "big dick" banana
>>8825574
https://clyp.it/ynphgaon
>>8825591
You're a predatory lesbian intent on creating more lesbians. You love girls
>>8825598
I can confirm that she is a predatory lesbian
>>8825597
This is bullying and I will not have it!
>>8825586
I've never had feelings for a girl before Kara. It's always been guys breaking my hurt because I'm not a girl and that's not good enough for them.
>>8825591
Too late, she knows
>>8825591
>Elanna irl when shes sees other girls
>>8825591
I m bored of the two month rerun of I am not a lesbian
>>8825604
>breaking my hurt
hurr im a durr
>>8825606
seconsws
>>8825613
I meant to say seconded but I had a bout of the retards.
>>8825604
i wont break your heart but ill break something else in you
your butt hymen
>>8825617
whats wrong with talking to me|?
>train 5 years in the arts of faggotry
>kiss boys
>kiss girls
>kiss boys as a girl
>kiss girls as a girl
>ready to join my compatriots in the land of free expression of gender and sexuality
>they're all closeted homos or diaperfags
Feelsbad
>>8825602
We should unite against her and exile her to the Yukon
Is Faye gonna have an episode?
>>8825591
>What if she noticed I don't want to get off on that kind of foot getting to know my new groupmates I don't want them thinking I'm some sort of lecherous predatory lesbo or worse some kind of boy
You can always tell them it was just professional curiosity.
>>8825620
I lost that like 22 years ago.
Does anyone have the exercise post for mtf people?
>>8825622
im a master faggot i take nine inch black cock in my ass and love it
>>8825621
youre black
>>8825622
Lol I'll be your compatriot even tho I haven't done the boy kissing part yet.
>>8825626
It's just one never ending episode with him anon.
>>8825626
She has many, many episodes.
Many different kinds of episodes.
>keep trying to record a voice clip
>throat hurts now
fug
what should I record? nothing super profane
I was gonna go with "who agp here"
>>8825548
I'm glad she's not gonna kick you out
happy for u, coming out to family is a big hurdle
>>8825629
whelp
so much for my damaged but pure mongolian waifu
i cant even look at u anymore
>>8825640
I can't look at myself either
>>8825604
Girls aren't fucking psychic though cmon she can't know
>>8825598
Demonstrably untrue
>>8825605
STOP
>>8825617
Yeah sure but why would we cry?
>>8825606
I got bored of your 3 year long rerun of "lol im a boy" but I guess we don't all get what we want do we buttercup
>>8825627
I don't think she'll buy it I have a faggot flag on my desk
>>8825639
'boo is my waifu'
>>8825645
Anon's being a horrible cunt and I hope you an achieve your aims in life because I know you're capable.
gl hf
>>8825641
>You have to master all four combinations
Does this mean I forever missed out on the boy kissing boy and boy kissing girl parts? Damnit.
>>8825648
Then why do you have such a large /u/ folder? Why did the inside of your work locker have a pride flag and a printed out picture of two anime lesbians?
>>8825648
It's not necessarily about grills being psychic. I read somewhere that because humans used to be prey for larger animals, we have a sixth sense for when we're being followed or have someone staring at us. For example just stare at someone in a classroom or something for 30 seconds and even without any indication you're there or looking, they'll turn and look and see you're staring. Try it sometime. I can tell when people are staring at me too and I'm not a girl.
>>8825663
>Why did the inside of your work locker have a pride flag and a printed out picture of two anime lesbians?
This is too rich lmfao
>>8825639
got a pic for u
>>8825648
>I don't think she'll buy it I have a faggot flag on my desk
So it's okay. You're already advertised to everyone you're a degenerate.
>>8825660
My hair's gotten a little less fluffy and long the past few months so you may be able to contain yourself.
>>8825663
This is NOT true my work locker had jack shit in it apart from empty gatorade bottles
>>8825665
Yeah but
Fuck
She didn't look up and see me staring
Also you're a girl dummy
>>8825665
>they'll turn and look and see you're staring
That's called 'senpai noticing you'
>>8825663
WOW, who's the bully now?
>>8825674
She knew anyway
That instinctive gut feeling when you know something bad is going to happen and your hair stands on end
Here are some sweet pics of Chara aka Piety at AX 2017 in LA this past July.
https://orbitchan.org/w/src/1504123783112.jpg
https://orbitchan.org/w/src/1504123834426.jpg
https://orbitchan.org/w/src/1504123891869.jpg
chara
emma
drakeposter
isla
anonymous
what is the connection
>>8825674
We figured out you were the one stealing the laundry from the female locker room, Elanna
>>8825668
This exact pic
>>8825688
Not a bad pic, at least it isn't some moe shit.
>>8825683
That's the feeling girls get when other girls look at their boobs?
>>8825688
You know that's a low blow I would never do something like that. I mean fuck I get uncomfortable when other women undress in front of me.
>>8825703
>Sitting in the break room
>Emily comes in, panicked
>"I-I was changing in the locker room and Elanna was there on her phone and we were just chit chatting"
>"But then s-she got red in the face and started staring at me and all she said was 'slower'"
You scared that poor girl, she almost quit then and there
>>8825684
you have the 'tism im afraid
>>8825684
lol you're new
>>8825669
I have the full comic somewhere for that one
That reaction pic is golden though
ty
>>8825700
Oh my, your peepee told you not to bully me?
>>8825714
What the fuck she's clearly a minor you weirdo
>>8825648
Wait what I'm a fucking boy I wear suits to work i have facial hair I have a straight gf reeeeee
>>8825684
These are ooooooold and there is a 0.5% chance they are even Piety. Nice meme.
okay there's a lot of people here who can do grill voice
do you do the lifting layrnx thing or not
or is all you do resonate differently
>>8825724
Pretty sure I'm the same age as her
>>8825725
*girl
>>8825641
whats 4 combinations?
I've been with women, men, and trans women.
Am I just missing trans-men to ascend to a new plane of faggotry?
>>8825688
Elanna basically transitioned to stare at boobies and steal panties and turn the occasional boy gay by making him rub dicks together
>>8825725
>straight gf
so is spaghetti until it gets wet
that's how I got mine
>>8825724
WRONG
my heart did
how about that one huh
>>8825734
o.o ally I'm going to need you to stop memeing me for a hot minute
>>8825732
And you're barely not a minor so I don't think that's any less weird.
I'm like 26 dude wtf
>>8825741
I have it on good authority that the heart is located inside the penis
Elanna can steal my panties any day.
>>8825749
>And you're barely not a minor so I don't think that's any less weird.
I'm like 26 dude wtf
>Implying that's not your thing
>>8825739
I basically just start with a suit and a binder and then slowly change stuff until I'm running around in two inch shorts and pink sneakers with my boobs pressing out of my shirt acting like a subby brat
>>8825752
Elanna does project a lot of her insecurities onto me and she did do a whole "you date minors and want to be a mommy" thing while I was clearly dating a 28 year old dommy doctor
I'm pretty sure that's her thing
>>8825754
Sounds like one hell of a ride. I'm a 23yo virgin because my gf is gray ace or something
>>8825756
hey elanna i heard from a reliable source you transitioned to stare at boobies, steal panties, and turn boys gay.
can you confirm or deny these allegations?
>>8825730
>>8825730
>>8825730
please respond
>>8825761
Can I please spank you on the hood of my BMW
>>8825747
O-ok, just this one time then bro.
Never doing this again again.
(Btw this is the meme, everything else I say is trufax)
>>8825782
>Confirm
I knew it, you sick degenerate.
>Babytrans
Ain't no babytrans here
>>8825784
Bully much?
about time for a
n e w t h r e a d
>>8825775
just b urself
Why do I look like a woman when in a wig but look like a total man without it?