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Amy got gaslit into detransitioning and then got pozzed edition

• Makeup tutorials: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
http://www.genderlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/voicebook020.pdf
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
• Mannerism help https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9Bk0GbW8xgvTgQlheNG5uw


previous >>8818496
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Why doesn't someone just dox Amy then report him to the britbong government. Surely he's said something stupid enough to land him in prison with their Orwelian surveillance and "anti hate" laws. Then we can be free of this dumb retard for good
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>>8820786
Mandingo is real though.
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>>8820803
go suck on trump's dick ameritard
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>>8820803
You know we'd be rid of them if we'd just stop replying. They just want attention. That's all they do this for.
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>>8820777
your mistaken
That wasn't me, that's was another anon who was a tranny and got infected because they are dumb

Wanna know what mine said after our first time?

"Good boy :3"

Felt great to feel him tighten his grip on me and shoot his virile sperm inside me

>>8820781
Yes, which is why I didn't become a tranny lol

Real males like me have access to the premium market, I don't have to approach dating in any feminine way, I can do it bro to bro.

Discreet mascs never get aids because we exist outside the lgbt political and social spectrum

Due to our superior morals and distancing from carrier communities we are basically heterosexual men in terms of std risk
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>>8820804
its fiction written by a gay 50 year old jew based on his "23 year old adopted sons anthrological research"
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>>8820783
hmmm
:thinking:
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>>8820812
What really pisses me off is that almost assuredly more than a few lurkers have probably been convinced into repressing too and will hate themselves even more in a few years and probably sudoku later after it's too late to transition.

It's one thing to destroy yourself, another to destroy other people. If there's a list of people here that deserve to die, he's at the very top.

What a fucking waste of human life.
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my sister thinks im gay for listening to carly rae jepsen but little does she know i spend at least 8 hours a day browsing a trannu forum
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>tfw bf cummed inside me again

i didn't think i would like it but i love it
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Hamter & Frinds

... you are my friend
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>>8820836
helo friend
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>>8820835
Really tickles my meta-attraction

>>8820827
Harsh words but I can't disagree with any of them.

>>8820825
Think about it
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>>8820838
hugg frind
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>>8820841
>not liking being creampied

kek
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>>8820807
Still waiting for that bullet to the skull
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>>8820803
Mentally vulnerable homosexuals with transsexual questioning with a history of mental fragility get off scotfree

:^)

>implying 4chan is Twitter or Facebook

>>8820812
No cause I'll probably be back when I have a personality switch again
I'm too crazy to really care

>>8820827
Lets be honest, the most tragic repressors never dated anyone and that's why they ended up so bad cause they never had anyone to live life with

>deserve to die

Oy oy oy homophobia

>anyone being so weak minded a 4chan post is influence in your decisions

I'm actully a nice person irl, but trannies just hate me cause I beat their little disease and found a loophole as my ingenious man brain did

shame cause i wouldent be so annoying if you weren't so cultish

>>8820835
Are the other anon who's bf said the hiv joke
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do u guys like me
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>>8820849
yes
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>>8820841
Thought about it and nope
I'm a handsome hairy boy :))
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>>8820850
hugg
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I for one welcome peace between hons and passers
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>>8820851
ur a cute girl uwu :3
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>>8820845
>I beat their little disease
yes, its a disease that we dreamed up and gave to you Amy
yet here you are, still hanging out and wondering why you feel so happy after being pumped full of relaxin and dicc
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>>8820843
Did I say I didn't? I said being cummed in tickles my meta attraction
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>transbians will never know the feeling of being cummed inside

LMAO
M
A
O
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>>8820849
nobody likes me
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>>8820845
hurry up and kill yourself you fucking retard

there's a reason why every single person you ever meet abandons you

there's a reason why your parents hate you and don't care about you

you're a fucking awful disgusting person and nobody wants you around

you're going to kill yourself in a few years anyway when your stupid little mind game doesn't work anymore so at least do the right thing and off yourself now and stop plaguing us

you deserve all the unhappiness and misery you're going to face soon

please take the most painful way out you can
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>>8820860
but im a transbian anon
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>>8820860
every trans girl deserves a good daddy
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>>8820860
I miss being cummed in
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>>8820860
>implying
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>>8820861
hugg
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>>8820868
Gross
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>>8820860
what about girl cum
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>>8820796
But this is what I'm talking about. You see how well it's working for burch, why would you do the same thing?

>>8820803
>caring about literal who's online
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>>8820849
Yes cos bunnies

>>8820857
*wink wink*

I sure do
I've decided to stop taking things seriously and enjoy them for what they are

The duality of my nature is what is and the polarity of security and fragility is an enjoyable experience for me

Man when I need to be and gayboi when It suits me

>>8820863
>parents hate you
>everyone abandons you

But my friends were supportive of my homosexuality and transgender questioning as were my parents

I understand now, you think I'm that other Amy


Makes sense since I wondered how someone I never talked to before or recognise as a trip had such a vehement vendetta
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im starting a research lab goys. if you wanna join add Shakira#9362 on discord. pure maths people not welcome they are incapable of applying anything they know to the real world. its not like actual research, more product design, but join it will be fun and we could make $
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>>8820877
No, it's actually like the best feeling
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>>8820887
I'm gonna add you but you won't know who I am
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>>8820882
tbqhon girl cum is yummy.
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>>8820890
welcome friend. whats your speciality?
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>>8820883
Do what same thing?
Who's Burch?
I understood like none of this lol.
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>>8820888
GROSS
R
O
S
S
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>>8820883
Bad people deserve to suffer. Malicious people need to die.
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>>8820896
I'm good with letters
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i want to start reading yuri but im afraid it will make me feel more lonely and gay
also rec me some good yuri mtfg
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Anyone have any timelines of late 20's/ early 30's transitioners, preferably balding? I've seen some where people regrew all of their hair from dad-mode bald, but I'm not sure how common that is or if it's worth it with my extensive baldness.
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>>8820907
do you know any physics?
coding?
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>>8820868
>pic
Jesus fuck why do I even hang around with you
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this thread has made me want bareback so bad
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>>8820905
Why is getting cummed in gross?

>>8820915
I dunno probably because you wanna be a tran
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So I got headpatted by a boy I like and I must say I don't see what the big deal is
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>>8820907
uwu that a cute mailvan
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>>8820925
>that pic
Eugenie?
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tfw lonely
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>>8820927
*postvan
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>>8820933
the point is its qt
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I really hate you guys for making me more gay
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>>8820906
if you think avatarfagging as master chief and having temper tantrums counts as malicious then I really can't understand what your talking about

I literally don't even know any of you irl

>>8820923
Do it. It feels so good
Feel his head pressing against your hole
It's thick veiny shaft massaging and stimulating your ass
Feeling it's every movement and pump
All until the glorious climax and you absorb his man gooo
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>>8820932
get a bottle of wine and a coltrane album. im in another dimension right now. in this dimension im struggling to stay on my chair
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>>8820925
>Because you wanna be a tranny
But I don't
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>>8820849
Indifferent.

>>8820855
Hons in the traditional sense aren't the problem. It's the trenders and out-and-proud men in dresses and agps backed by science-denying acceptionists that matter today.
None of them will matter tomorrow.

>>8820861
Literally who?

>>8820863
You don't get this mad about Evelyn tricking people into transitioning. Not a good look for you.
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>>8820929
Kek

>>8820947
Oh? Coulda fooled me
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>>8820926
The idea of getting a head pat seems very fulfilling but in reality it does nothing for me and that makes me really sad.
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>>8820939
It took you this long?
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>>8820939
>more gay
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>>8820948
Does this person see me as some kind of repgen super villain?

That's kind of memey but cool as fuck
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>>8820945
good idea actually
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>>8820939
whatever you do dont think about boys doing lewd things to you while you use those toys
it will only make you even gayer bro
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>>8820925
I'm teasing you
It's one of the best things out there
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>>8820948
I honestly haven't even read anything Evelyn has posted because nothing about them or anything they ever said was interesting. It's not indifference, it's ignorance. I'm just as much against memeing people into transitioning. Should I start reading what she says?
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>>8820956
Listen okay it's scary and okay god ._.
>>8820958
I was a straight cis male when I came to mtfg
>>8820962
W...whut
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>>8820952
I was in drama I can be very convincing :^)
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fuck you guys for making me want bareback. I texted my bf "raw me daddy" and he hasn't replied back
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>>8820963
Word

>>8820972
So was I, I know how you raging thespians are
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>>8820971
I was scared too when I first explored it

But nice dominant boys who make you feel safe can make it heaven
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>>8820973
What have I become

My sweetest friend
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>>8820952
If you buy those thigh highs I'll send >>8820973 to Comox
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>bf replied "oh god you have a daddy fetish?"

LMAO
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>>8820961
i think this guy was in touch with beings from outer space i cant really operate my conmputer anymore
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>>8820971
>tfw the temple of mtfg wanted your cishood
>tfw you scam it and sacrifice your exclusive heterosexuality instead and escape with the golden idol of >tfw no dysphoria

Huehuhe
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>>8820868
How do people masturbate to this shite?
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>>8820987
which album are you listening to
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>>8820985
Watch him drop you for being a degenerate.
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>>8820981
That's funny, but not $15 funny

>>8820993
I'm not sure I mostly save them from comedy threads
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>>8820971
Now you're a...
Wait..
When you say gay, do you mean you're a girl who likes girls, or are you telling lies and trying to tell me you're a guy who likes guys?
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anime was a mistake
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howdy
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>>8820999
But shaving my legs is? Which one would lead to a worse scenario for me geeze Elanna
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>>8820994
https://www.discogs.com/The-John-Coltrane-Quartet-The-John-Coltrane-Quartet-Plays/release/2007863
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>>8821007
Excuse me but only gun owners are allowed ITT
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>>8820887
Crowdsourced coke funding. I like it.

>>8820904
You talk like the !Pandora faggot, without all the impotent anti-man rage.

>>8820906
Don't cut yourself on all that edge.
Try doing something actually useful with your energy instead of beating up your keyboard.

>>8820926
Touching someone's head is a big deal in Japanese culture. It's just sad if you're a weeb. Real Life pat lovers are shiny rare.
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>>8821006
Natalie wasnt a mistake tho
uwu
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>>8821008
I mean comox is safely hundreds of km away
There's no stakes
Suppose you shave your leggus and like it
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>>8820973
>>8820993
www.xnxx DOT com SLASH video-34x5z8d SLASH shemale_anatomy_some_kind_of_sissy-trainer_
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tfw not being headpatted
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>>8821016
my coke addiction is a serious probtlem bont make funnnnnnnnnnnnn
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>>8821022
I know I'll hate it though.
He's visiting in the winter and we still play Vidya, the stakes are high there
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>>8821016
Wait how do I talk like her?
I mean I have no problem with her, but I don't think we're anything alike.
Explain.
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>>8821032
What the fuckkk you're letting him visit you?
Sketch, aren't you worried he's gonna daterape you?
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>>8821020
Debatable
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>>8821016
I'm impressed I actually annoyed someone without really trying

>>8821030
I was headpatted this weak by my bf
It true what they say
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>>8821038
He's visiting the island not me.
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>>8821040
only girls like hedpats
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Sup /mtfg/,
I've got a question.
My results don't make a lick of sense.
I've been on 250mg spiro for at least 8 months, and 4mg of estradiol besides.

My testosterone, for some reason, wont go below 150, and my estradiol, which had gone up to 294 three months ago, has dropped to 55 as of last week. I haven't changed my medication, dosing schedules, or anything, so what gives?
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>>8821014
Soon enough yo.
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>pass naturally even in boymode
where do i find my fellow /griffith/s
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>>8821045
swap from spiro to cypro
up your estradiol to 6mg
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>>8821041
And you're seeing him??
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>>8821042
Gays have feminised brains
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do i pass in this picture
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>>8821029
I'm finna puke
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it looks as though the anarcho-syndicalist finally got a job
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>>8821046
Ma'am I'm gonna have to ask you to leave and come back when you have your raifu. (Also you better name your raifu)
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>>8821056
nope
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>>8820959
drakeposter and Master Chara are the last and trulast bosses. Everyone else is trash mobs.

>>8820966
Who goes into threads and doesn't read the posts i mean who does that

>>8820973
>when you accidentally text ur mom

>>8820977
>rabbit autist is agp
Feels bad, man.
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come practice your voice, or doom yourself to having a man/gayvoice forever

https://discord.gg/R8Mhrd
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>>8821055
Good god no
I'm gonna hide innawoods when he's here
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>>8821063
ur job is to read marx and stop being a utopian
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>>8821064
rip Raifu :(
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>>8821073
>read marx
cease this meme
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>>8821065
We can just ignore that though
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>>8821046
Clean your room missie.
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>>8821081
Moar like cease the means of production amirite?
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>>8821029
I can't fap to this.
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>>8821053
My doctor is upping the estradiol to 6mg, but I'm an Amerifag and can't be prescribed cypro.
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>>8821066
Every poster here has a distinctive personality and writing style to the point I can distinguish them even while they're anonymous. Evelyn has not been offensive enough to filter, nor interesting enough to pay attention to. Thus she sits in a middle ground of "who are you". I think I only actually read like 1/4 the posts here.
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>>8821073
no, the job is to work at 7-eleven.
also, in order for everyone to be equal, everyone must be a worker.
you must all be workers.
get ready to WORK, comrade
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>>8821073
I stopped being a utopian and I don't like marx

Neo-Malthusian philosophy is superior
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>>8821005
Yes
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>>8821092
Ok then I am going to start posting again as anon, tell me who I am.
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>>8821081
it's a good meme
>>8821087
more like cease commodity production lol
>>8821093
do i get a slurpee
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>>8821086
i like the purple
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>>8821092
who the fuck am I, bitch? eat shit
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>>8821066
Hi why do you never wear your trip weird trip only person
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>>8821101
this is a misunderstanding of how it works, you can't say just one thing and make people guess, you'd have to go about talking normally for a bit before anyone can really tell. that said proper punctuation, capitalization, and assertiveness narrows it down. if i had to guess i'd say shakira since you said "again as anon" and there aren't that many people tripping to begin with
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>>8821103
>it's a good meme
it is responsible for a billion deaths in recent history
its a bad meme
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>>8821103
if you work at 7-eleven, then yes.
and all the coffee you will ever need.
come, join the 7&i empire.
prostrate yourself before emperors isaka and furuya.
do it for the endless fountain drinks, coffee, and slurpees
>>
>>8821114
Ok then what do you want me to talk about? Pick a topic.
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>>8821101
>>8821106
You know as well as I do that when you post something that vague with no personality behind it, it's impossible to guess.
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>>8821099
Ahh, I understand, makes perfect sense.
Thanks for clearing up the confusion.
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>>8821031
I tried to get people to help you before but they wouldn't take the offer. Financial freedom is a taboo here.

>>8821033
>im so terrible i should be dead uwu
It really picked up when you started going sober, so maybe it will pass.
Speaking of which, do you pass? There may be a correlation.

>>8821042
>tfw likes hedpats

>>8821056
Actually your standard gay is "more manly" than straights. The lewd parts of their brain are measurably hyperactive.
Source: cba but not hard to find on jewgle.

>>8821057
bury nice bunn
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>>8821121
this game's rigged because you know someone is trying to figure out who you are and with that awareness you aren't gonna act naturally
also i just don't wanna type becaus i'm eating a huge cinnamon roll
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>>8821050
please respond this is a serious post
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>>8821068


https://clyp.it/vo42oefy
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>>8821092
Then who am I?
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>>8821140
>that slight nasally undertone
it's a good voice, but a tranny voice nonetheless
>>
am eating tater tots
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>>8821140
How long have you practiced?
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>>8821153
get in discord and ask
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>>8821127
>do you pass
Lmoa, no fucking way, and I doubt I will.
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>>8821092
then tell me who i am.
i may have accidentally revealed my identity though
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>>8821092
then (you) all the anons and call out who you think they are
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>>8821068
>>8821068
https://clyp.it/h0tqojwc
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>>8821155
The invite code doesn't work
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>>8821162
tbqhon this is a good proposition for you anon
>>8821068
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>>8821129
No i am being serious because there is someone here who already was able to guess who I was from my anon posting so just pick a topic or you are full of shit.
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>>8821141
I don't know

>>8821157
Alines?

>>8821160
Unless I have a name and personality and writing style to attach to someone I can't just tell who is who sheesh I'm not a mind reader
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>>8821170
r u a minesweeper tho
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>>8821092
At least you're honest about your shitposting. Others should look up to you.

>>8821093
Why pay salary when you can pay once for an ai waifuwerker? :^)

>>8821110
>posting all this time without trip
Mental illness is suffering.

>>8821123
Are you personality-anon?
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>>8821170
shit how did you guess?
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>>8821175
Is mental illness why you're so irrationally angry all the time?
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>>8821162
>https://clyp.it/h0tqojwc

https://clyp.it/ze00uuls

>>8821164
what is your discord?
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>>8821172
Negative

>>8821175
I don't think anyone should want to be like me.

>>8821177
Anarcho-syn whatever

you type like this. really fragmented.
trains of thought
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>>8821183
Drop the code again
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>>8821170
>Unless I have a name and personality and writing style to attach to someone I can't just tell who is who sheesh I'm not a mind reader

so you can't do what you said you can do?
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>>8821129
That's like 1100 calories. Are you mad?

>>8821156
What about post-ffs?
Are there even any native ffs wizards in Amphipolis?
>>
Amy if you are still here please post best girlvoice
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>>8821195
>That's like 1100 calories. Are you mad?
i have a pretty hard time gaining weight and accidentally lost five pounds over the past month even trying to eat more
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>>8821190
the code works for sure, it's you. what's your discord I'll check the banlist
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Just shaved my legs,I feel great. What are more girl things I can do
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>>8821200
It doesn't
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>>8821183
https://clyp.it/yiqkbsxd
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>>8821204
that is the message you get when banned
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>>8821203
ask coworker chan, she shaved her legs and does all sorts of other girly stuff
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>>8821210
Then why doesn't it just you're banned instead
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>>8821196
No

That would unsettle me
Besides totally lost he ability to try
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>>8821210
it's mangie and knowing her she probably managed to be more annoying than a discord circlejerk is and got banned
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>>8821203
Trip on co-worker
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>>8821187
well, yea, now i work at 7-eleven.
i'll show you guys my really cool uniform shirt as soon as i get it.
however, my family cut my hair, so i won't post a pic of myself wearing it.
that'll have to wait until i get my own place and grow my hair out.
thankfully, that's looking to be a very real possibility.
my wish finally came true
>>
So believe me, I get it. You get to grope yourself and steal a peak in the chicks bathroom. But bro. Have you considered that it makes you look like a GIRL? What's more, men might get the wrong idea and try to date you, which is hella gay. My bro Coworker-chan did this, at first it was all fun and games, we'd grope him and laugh and it was sweet, but then we started getting attracted to him and that's FUCKED UP. Here's the kicker though, we told coworker-chan to stop doing the pills and he CRIED, coworker-chan would never cry before, he had the least emotions of us all, like a war vet, real cool guy. But it gets worse, Coworker-chan stopped taking the pills but the boobs stayed on and he had the face of a fucking chick and acted totally gay, smiling at silly shit all the time, it was gross. He was weak as fuck, couldn't squat fuck all anymore. Then recently Coworker-chan told us that he had to keep taking the pills or he'd die, doctor said that, so now he's taking the pills for life and honestly I might end fucking him some day and that's gay as fuck. That's my horror story and it's true, so please, stop taking pills before it's too late
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>>8821220
>>8821211
Man fuck y'all
Come to the store so I can toss you in the baler, Elanna
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>>8821191
I need a post to have enough detail in it to recognize, I can't just pluck names out of nowhere. It's just crazy to even think that's what I meant.
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>>8821195
>Amphipolis
I live in New Zealand.
And not that I know of, and even if there was, I'll never afford it.
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>>8821215
cause that's just how discord do
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>>8821217
>That would unsettle me
you mean give you dysphoria because you are repressing and taking the easy way out?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOXaPE6gklI
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>>8821210
Also why banned just random people from here

>>8821218
I never used discord before except for talking to shakira and a few others. Never was in a discord group and why are you a asshole, hon
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>>8821204
>>8821210
Naw SENPAI, I can't join either
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> make a trip they said...it'll be fun they said
> can't even trap properly on r9k with it on
> get outted as trans an hour into the thread
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>>8821240
It looks like you have some unread messages

>>8821226
You and what army
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>>8821223
Best of luck Alines. Welcome to the wage slave life.
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>>8821223
>my family cut my hair
wtf
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>>8821236
>>8821240
what is your discord username I'll check the banlist
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>>8821243
>trap properly on r9k
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>>8821247
better than being a helpless, unemployed babby.
that shit's less free
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>>8821253
i just want attention, am i so wrong anon?
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>>8821182
I ain't even mad. Only ever been slightly mad maybe two times, when fake suiciders have showed up.

>>8821187
You're honest and have a job, I think. That beats many posters here.

>>8821191
Are you personality-anon?
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>>8821235
No cause girls are creepy
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>>8821257
no i forgive u
>>
>>8821243
>R9K

lulz
>>
>>8821251
Kaiser Wilhelm III #0573
Unban me if I am banned please, I probably said something dumb or was inactive
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>>8821243
I very qyuickuy found thate thread
msot didn t notuiice
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>>8821251
It's angie1983#8894
I'm not even familiar with discord and rarely use it
>>
does transitioning really even solve dysphoria even if you do pass?
also is there any proof that the claimed positive mental changes from hrt arent just a placebo?
>>8821065
is d before or after hrt
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>>8821259
I dunno you been pretty angry at me for no apparent reasons before
It makes my benis turgid
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>>8821264
>kaiser wilheml iii
alth right tool detected
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>>8821270
you're banned for being a shitlord

>>8821264
nazi
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>>8821246
>And what army
Muh arms
Take a swing you weak twig :^)
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>>8821016
I only like head stroking in the context of aftercare, where it is tops.
>>
>>8821277
>>8821279
It's ok I snuck in using my alt account
Bans are bigotry
>>
>got drunk to fall asleep
>its 5am
FYUCK
>>
what does it mean if I don't get hugboxxed on reddit?
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>>8821266
dang, ur fast. Pretty obvious though eh? What do you look like btw i forget...it's been awhile

>>8821263
>>8821262
i try to give back to my community
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>>8821277
>>8821279
I hate the alt right and view them as tools, I am just a German nationalist who wants a German Germany, I don't care for Nazism desu
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>>8821279
Why am I a shitlord?
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>>8821254
True enough. Good luck not going crazy.

>>8821259
I suppose I'm functional enough as a person but I don't think I'm any kind of role model.
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>>8821286
it just means you're model height, HON.
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>>8821291
this, nationalism is cool without the nazi ethnostatism.
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>>8821294
Guess I'll just make an alternate account
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>>8821199
You might be drinking too much and having too much variety with each meal.

>>8821223
Murder your family.
(This is a bit mad.)

>>8821224
Gets funnier every time.

>>8821229
Xena was filmed entirely in NZ.
It's no fun when you gotta explain the joke.

If you promise to never talk badly about yourself again if someone were to give you ffs money, could you do it?

>>8821243
My first victim.
Probably not me, but more people should start donning trips.

>>8821257
Yes.
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>>8821303
Discord IP bans you from the server
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>>8821307
>You might be drinking too much and having too much variety with each meal.
i don't really mind this though, seems like a blessing with how much people here obsess about diets
>>
>>8821311
>implying I won't use a proxy
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>>8821311
Oooh no, an Internet Ban™! Whatever will I do?!?!
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its okay to be different everybody https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YJHg2T_n10
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>>8821311
You really really underestimate the lengths Angie will go to in order to whinge.
Source: had to ban the entire state of Tennessee from the IRC
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well, nini.
i should go to bed now.
i have another shift tomorrow.
wish me luck
>>
>>8821307
Oooh, ye I watched the shit out of Xena and Hercules, I must have gone through each show like three times now I think.

Ye I could do it.
>>
>sao2
>I know it's not right but I'll let her keep thinking I'm a girl for a while

S..ame
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>>8821319
>not just range banning

Autistic as fuck + VPN faggotry renders it moot anyway.
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>>8821311
Still didn't answer why I'm a shitlord but whatever idc, not like I need to train my voice much these days
>>
c-can i join the discord?
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>>8821319
But that was in the past. I'm not like that anymore and only whinge to shitpost
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>>8821331
>thinking I'm a girl
*knowing I'm a girl

There, fixed.
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>>8821333
>not just range banning
I literally just described a range ban o great sage

>>8821343
I feel like your hobby is just finding new online groups of trannies to terrorise. It's pretty entertaining when I'm not being affected by it ngl
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>>8821346
Go to bed
>>
>>8821271
Transition is the only cure for gender dysphoria. But only if you're trutrans.

>>8821273
I had to look up turgid to make sure. Why would angry people make your PP hard?
I've never been mad at you.

>>8821291
"""Alt-right""" is a buzzword.

>>8821295
Don't look into it so hard.
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>>8821352
sauce pls.
i tried image searching, but it didn't work.
>>
Reminder that Elanna is a lightweight who could be drunk under the table by anyone
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>>8821352
I can easily get over range bans.
And as I said, I don't terrorize anyone. I just shitpost when I'm bored
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>>8821352
>banana
GIVE BANAN NOW
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>>8821360
Idk I just found it on /d/ desu

>>8821359
You were literally raging out at me over something(?) on Saturday and as anon a few days earlier screeching at me for I don't even know what? Being sad I'm guessing?

>>8821365
Shoot the dog I don't even give a FUCK
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Angie is skullchan right?
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People hate cause I bring in too much Bantz for ya'll to handle
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>>8821353
But it's only 4:20PM, that's way too early.
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>>8821380
>Shoot the dog I don't even give a FUCK
I just wanted a banan...
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>>8821384
No I'm not skull chan.
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>>8821380
>Letting people shoot dogs
I was fine with you being a flannel wearing nerd
I was fine with you being a raging lesbo
I was fine with you getting a pixie cut
I was fine with you being a shit pizza maker
I was even fine with you talking only about how you dream of big 4593s every night
But this is over the line
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funny meme
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>>8821392
Fun fact: I would eat a dog if it were served to me. I've already eaten some weird taboo meat and I'd happily eat some more.

>>8821387
But I can't give banan
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someone be my friend
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>>8821397
>But I can't give banan
FINE. I'll buy one myself.
>>8821399
hi!
>>
Where is dollface when u need her
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>amy got pozzed
wew what the fuck
how much did I miss
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After you have SRS what it does it feel like to take baths

Can you feel the water going up in your second butthole
>>
>>8821397
>Elann can't give da 4011
classic
>>
>>8821319
This one sounds awfully familiar.

>>8821325
Looks like the full monty can break 30k usd easily.
>>
>tfw lying in bed
>tfw cat jumps on chest
>tfw claws
>tfw nips
>tfw unbearable pain
>>
>>8821401
hugg
>>
>>8821408
I want to know what its like to move your hand from your but to your bellybutton and not feel a mushy bag full of lumps in between
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>>8821409
I'm sorry I stopped doing that years ago

>>8821401
I'd let you buy me but I dunno if you could afford me~

>>8821408
I don't really notice it going up there
>>
>>8821410
Well shit, now all I need to do is find someone kind enough to give me 30k...
>>
>>8821397
ahhh! what taboo meat have u eaten?
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>>8821416
same

>>8821419
do you masturbate by just rubbing it like cis grils or do you need to be penetrated
>>
>>8821419
>Elanna can't give the 4081
lmaoing@your life
>>
>>8821419
>I'd let you buy me but I dunno if you could afford me~
If you have a price then you're not worth it in the first place.
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>>8821422
I've eaten raw horse meat. It was pretty tasty

>>8821424
I do both. I rub when I'm in a hurry and penetrate when I want something a bit more intense

>>8821428
All I wanted was belly rubs...
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>>8821428
>if u have a price, blah blah blah
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>>8821435
Can you make a video showing your favorite way to get off
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>>8821435
>All I wanted was belly rubs...
You just had to ask, dummy!
Also same.
>>
>>8821435
ooooh! I ate horse steak!
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>>8821439
Artists depiction
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>>8821442
Even with the blood and all?
>>
>>8821442
that's what anal feels like for me.
>>
>>8821362
Placebo effect is a helluva drug.

>>8821380
I'm not sure you know what angry looks like. How can anyone write when they're not smiling? They should at least be neutral.

Weren't you also saying certain people weren't important enough to be id-able with no trip? Are you sure you were talking to me?
New Wendy's just 4u
>>8821397
Penis is taboo meat in CA?

Where the HECK is personality-anon?I think it's the same guy as the whoRU-anon.
>>
>>8821442
>Implying it looks like that
you've been with a different member of your research group every night
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>>8821449
Yeah I'm sure I was talking to you. I picked you out today did I not?

>>8821445
Not recently :^)

>>8821440
That's a price tho

>>8821447
Train ur anus
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>>8821453
>That's a price tho
How so?
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>>8821453
Elaborate
>>
Selling head pats
Price: must tell me your favorite weather
(no Elannas allowed)
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>>8821457
Ok so maybe the first few times I had sex I bled a lil. Ain't no thing though

>>8821455
Barter!
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>>8821453
elana my name reyansh please post second butthol for dadd y
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>>8821408
I don't think anybody elects to get roastieSRS

>>8821411
bully the bully

>>8821421
You could go the puffybutt route and wear diapers for a rich daddy bf?

>>8821439
sly chaser
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>>8821466
Where does poo go?
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>>8821463
How long did you wait after the operation?

>>8821467
I really hope I don't get roast beef lips

I'm not chasing, just curious. It's for a medical and scientific learning purpose, I promise.
>>
what is going on here
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>>8821473
Uhh, not long enough
2 months is not long enough
>>
>>8821453
do(did) you like anal?

also, how do you train the anus? do you like stick wider and wider things inside until you don't feel pain?
>>
>>8821463
>Barter!
Good point, though i don't know you that well to be comfortable with belly rubs, sorry.
>>
>>8821473
>It's for a medical and scientific learning purpose, I promise.
post guns
not ATF
>>
>>8821472
in the shitting street of course
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>>8821480
You just have a harem
First you let the Asians fuck you, then the white dudes and you finish off with some BBC. Then ur anus is ready for the world tour

>>8821482
Rip I'm being belly rubbed rn tho

>>8821489
Out
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>>8821466
>>
>>8821467
Yeah nah I'm good thanks lol.
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>>8821492
>Rip I'm being belly rubbed rn tho
Lucky. I might get cuddles soon, so i'm pretty excited for that.
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>>8821466
>>
>>8821492
LMAO! only little latins here (<5'9"). maybe a 6'0 american or Canadian on ocassion.
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>>8821479
Alright..

Brassard didn't give you a roastie did he?
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>>8821509
who are you going to?
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>>8821509
Nope, it's pretty contained and I've been informed that it's cute. I do have some issues with cameltoe tho

>>8821498
Grats
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>>8821514
>I've been informed that it's cute
i hope it wasn't a heterosexual man that told you your foofoo was "cute"
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>>8821518
Well one of them was.
The other two were trannies
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>>8821510
I had someone in mind but I keep doctor shopping these days. All I know is that I'm not going to any of the ones in USA.

>>8821514
>cameltoe
>issues
How is that a bad thing?
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>tfw another season of my sports teams crushing my soul and driving me towards alcoholism
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>>8821453
But how do you KNOW who you were talking to?

>>8821473
Roast trimming surgery is the fasting growing cosmetic surgery of all. You could probably sue if it happened.

>>8821494
You're just gonna let that cold cat get away with it? You're literally getting walked over :(

>>8821498
>letting people touch you sensually
>letting people touch you
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>>8821523
You know it kinda sucks to be out and wearing yoga pants or whatever and then realize your pussy is showing to the world. It's like a nipslip or whatever

>>8821530
Intuition
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>>8821530
No it was an accident, she's a nice cat.
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>>8821530
>Roast trimming surgery is the fasting growing cosmetic surgery of all.
because most women are whores
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>>8821530
No, it's platonic cuddling. I'm no thot!
shame on you for even thinking they were sensual in the first place, you perverted mind.
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>>8821530
Don't think I'd want to go under again to get it revised. Would rather they get it right the first time.

>>8821534
Why not wear less tight panties and clothes?
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>>8821535
Go to bed and take a nap
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>>8821544
It's 5.16PM, so no.
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>>8821543
Because I'm not wearing loose clothes to work out. I earned that smooth crotch and I'm gonna rock yoga pants til the day I die
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>>8821548
Y e s
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>>8821548
you know if you become nocturnal and change your trip, you could probably trick people into thinking you're not from new zealand
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>>8821549
Exhibitionist.
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tfw your friend shows affection to everyone except you
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>>8821559
Thanks, I change with the blinds open
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>>8821563
Trying to find a sugar daddy I take it?
>>
is 145 lbs fat for a 5'7" girl? I'm thinking of going on a diet to get down to 135.
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>>8821563
I'd call you a degenerate whore but you'd like it

You disgust me, you pure virgin
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>>8821550
>>8821556
But why? It's so early, I went to bed at 9.40 last night.
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>>8821566
I already live with a sugar daddy

>>8821569
T-thanks
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>>8821573
>"daddy"
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>>8821570
You need to rest up for bed time
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>Only ISP options in Portland and Seattle are CenturyLink and Comcast
>Get fucked in the mouth with DSL slowness from CenturyLink
>OR
>Get fucked in the ass by data caps and everything else by Comcast

god damnit
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>>8820845
Yo, bad Amy :<
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>>8821580
She really likes it when I call her daddy? Also she gives amazing head scritches
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>>8821582
It's far too early this is just silly.
>>
>anon hunts down ally and puts her in a permanent coma to ensure she is asleep at a proper time -- forever
>>
>>8821585
you r in a relationship again?
>>
>>8821594
coworker-chan is secretly the sandman
>>
>>8821594
W-wait, I don't want this at all.
>>
>>8821585
>Amazing head scritches
Get one of those metal things that looks like a whisk that you rub on heads and feels amazing

>>8821586
It's very serious
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>>8821538
>wanting pedovaginas on adults

>>8821535
See? It's working already. The cat's getting you to love it. Pretty soon you'll be searing rat steaks for it and letting it sleep on your bed. Corruption!

>>8821542
I said sensual, not sexual.
I bet you wouldn't mind THAT kind of cuddling, though.
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>>8821599
I do
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>>8821596
I'm actually not sure
I may have told her that I'm not over her and that I want to try again
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>>8821600
Well I think it's BULLYING!

>>8821602
I already let her sleep on my bed sometimes.
But no special food.
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>>8821606
OTP
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>>8821606
who is she?
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>2017
>having any emotion in your besides rage
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>>8821616
>so angry i accidentally an extra letter
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>>8821615
My roommate, my ex, and my closest friend.
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>>8821616
what about hope?

for example: "i hope to one day to move to seattle and become a wealthy druggist"
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>>8821602
>I said sensual, not sexual.
I bet you wouldn't mind THAT kind of cuddling, though.

I haven't had sex in years, so yeah I'd like sexual.
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>>8821626
you went from love to hate to love rl quick
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>>8821628
Oops messed up quoting you.
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>>8821627
It's not hope driving me to do this, it's fury

The whole time I'm going to drive from Fort Worth to Seattle I'm going to be blasting angsty edgy music
>>
>>8821630
I've never hated her. I've been angry sure.
I mean I have enough reasons to hate her but I just can't
>>
>>8821641
Best pairing tbhon
>>
>>8821608
Don't pet owners worry about rolling over them while they're asleep? Humans are big enough to not have that problem.

>>8821616
>tfmlw only happy poster
Was not expecting this, really.
There should be a dedicated /mtfg/ hugbexer.
>>
>>8821568
no, and losing weight is bad for hrt development
>>
>>8821641
> her
isnt your roomie nb?
r u gay or straight if u date a nb?
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>>8821645
Most turbulent pairing tbhon

>>8821651
I gave up on asking myself that awhile back. It's easier to just say that she's my girlfriend
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>>8821647
Never been a problem for me.
>>
>>8821628
Cuddles tend to escalate fairly quickly unless they're same sex cuddles. Just hang in there!
>>
>>8821655
> it's easier to admit I'm lesbian
wew
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>>8821647
Happiness is a privilege that few are born into. Rage is more productive than sorrow.
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>>8821655
Most exciting pairing
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>>8821639
you should play country music instead - i love listening to stuff like hank williams when i'm driving, especially if it's late at night

it might fill you with a kind of peasant ruefulness instead of being angry all the time (being angry is bad for the soul)
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>>8821661
Fine, yes, I'm stumbling into another lesbian relationship
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>>8821669
> tfw bananala will never hold you
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>>8821647
>Don't pet owners worry about rolling over them while they're asleep?
i used to worry about it, but it's never happened to me before and my cat's slept on my bed loads of times

although i did accidentally kick my cat off my bed once
>>
>>8821666
I usually load up my phone with a ton of mixes. Country is shit tier music to me, I listen to mostly electronic music. Chillstep, progressive house, classic trance. I'll do the same when I leave Texas.
>>
>>8821677
terrible taste in music, but i've learnt not to be surprised by such things from you

at least you'll fit in when you start getting into the raving scene though
>>
>my life will never be a qt yuri anime
literally unironically can someone come kill me
or be my gf
idk
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>>8821697
I'd like to change your opinion sometime. Progressive trance is exquisite.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-C1tFt5UGNg

I don't get the appeal in clubs or raving.
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My hand is still bleeding. I took off the bandage and checked and there's a chunk of flesh missing from my finger. I wonder if it'll be okay.
>>
>>8821718
they will have to amputate it and attach your penis there instead
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>>8821704
that sounds like good driving music too, i guess

i don't really like electronic music in general though, except for some mainstream synthpop bands like kraftwerk and soft cell

>>8821718
what did you do to your finger? have you been playing with knives again?
>>
>>8821732
People ITT have a bad track record with knives
>>
>>8821746
it's true, one of the main ways you can tell if someone is trans is if they've had an accident with a knife
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>>8821726
oh no

>>8821732
I was angry and beating the shit out of my arcade stick and somehow I took off a chunk of my finger. I bled all over my stick.
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>>8821775
>I was angry and beating the shit out of my arcade stick and somehow I took off a chunk of my finger. I bled all over my stick.
why were you so angry?

stop going into these autism rages, they're no good for you
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>>8821793
I got mad over a video game.
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>>8821751
Well that's not always true
>>
>>8821803
i think you should play more relaxing video games

like stardew valley
>>
Is it gay or straight if I self insert as the bottom in lesbian porn
>>
>>8821832
Girls can't be gay so you're fine
>>
>>8821823
I prefer my adrenaline surging. Although I've sworn off that game for the time being. Don't even have fun with it.
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>>8821861
if you're not careful, one of these days you're going to wake up surrounded by dead bodies and ruined buildings after falling into a video game induced rage
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>>8821872
Have you picked your anime name yet? Is it cute?
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>>8821872
I don't get that angry.
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>>8821877
p-please dont get angery around me
I dont have medical insurance Thanks Obama
>>
>>8821875
yeah, i'm going to call myself "kira" since we're both so similar

intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humour
>>
>>8821882
I thought you'd go with some moe shit name but cool man. When are you getting your eye widening surgery?
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>>8821885
why so curious? you're not one of those chasers, are you?

girls like you are the worst, with your otome games and anime fetishes and kpop idolisation
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>>8821881
Relax.
>>
>>8821895
>Girl
I'm a boy, but don't worry baby I find your non-wide eyes 3dness veeeeery attractive
>>
i have to go to a therapy appointment tomorrow but i don't know how to explain anything without saying that i plan on killing myself
>>
>>8821900
you're just a girl in a boysuit - and not even a very good boysuit

it's time to take off the boysuit
>>
>>8821915
There's nothing feminine about me though family
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why do people take so long to respond to voicemails and emails
>>
>>8821916
but you're very small and have a babyface - plus, when you let your mind wander and aren't actively repressing, your body reverts to doing feminine things like shaving your legs

also, lying is a very girlish trait
>>
>>8821926
>Very small
I mean maybe
>Babyface
That's a lie reeee
>Actively repressing
I do no such thing
>Shaving your legs
It was an honest accident. Narcos was getting really hype and I was fidgeting
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>>8821930
>no valid counter-arguments
i rest my case

prediction: girlmode by christmas
>>
>>8821939
fuck off teacup
>>
>>8821939
Nuh uh
>>
>>8821939
>tfw co-worker chan will girlmode before me
>>
why is life like this i dont want to be a doomed unlovable worthless ugly tranny with no future
>>
>>8821951
No I won't
Go to bed
>>
>>8821957
It 8PM ree
>>
>>8821959
That's a good time to snooze
>>
>>8821957
Also I'm watching LWA it's better than sleep.
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>Coworker-chan abbreviates to CWC
>Coworker-chan is actually sonichu
>>
>>8821967
ho shit
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>>8821967
Oh fuck
>>
>>8821964
Naa.

>>8821967
Heh
heh
heh
>>
>>8821967
Don't tell anybody
>>
>>8821967
Delete this
DELET THIS
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>>8821977
>>8821977
>>8821977
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