heterosexual thread

>>8820387
Made me laugh, thanks op

>>8820387
>>8800887

>>8820387
>heterosexual thread
finally. us hets are severely underrepresented on this board.

kys breeder scum

straight people are fucking disgusting

>>8820511
you born because straight people have had sex...

>>8820668
jfc don't remind me
cishets were a mistake

>>8820668
>>8820681
Friendly reminder not to allow your view of homosexuals not to be genuinely affected by what is quite clearly bait, or perhaps a 1% chance of being one particularly insulated and hostile individual. It's very easy to fall into the "everyone I meet on the internet is a moron, guess people are morons" hole.

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repressing transbian here so I guess I'm het?

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Hitler would be proud

>>8820511
>lgbt hates heterosexuals
>without heterosexuals he/she wouldn't have been born
>without heterosexuals he/she wouldn't have a partner
>without heterosexuals their would be homosexuals
>with only homosexuals the human race would stop producing
>human race ends in a meth filled orgy of disgustingness
>everyone dies of aids lol

>>8821336
Heteros are necessary in the past, but honestly not for much longer. The moment we can get an artificial womb, they become relics.

Also, the only ones dying of aids are the gays. AIDs isn't really a thing for lesbians.

>>8821423
figures you would take offense to the AIDS and not the meth-fueled orgy dyke

>>8821423
Hate to be THAT GUY, but you lesbian supremacist bitches are dumber than shit. Look at the statistics around lesbians. You raise fucked up kids, you're mean as shit, you beat on each other, you're obese a lot, I know lovely lesbians, but people like you cause those statistics, you mean bitches!

>>8821461
If I'm gonna go out, a meth fueled orgy sounds pretty great.

>>8821464
why the fuck would I want kids
that's one of the great things about banging chicks- neither of us are gonna get pregnant.
I ain't being mean, what I said wasn't with condemnation or approval, it's simply that gays are the ones who get AIDs. It's how the disease spreads best.

>>8821464
Dykes BTFO

>>8820387
>boy underpants
>heterosexual

>>8821470
So, you don't have maternal instincts, so you couldn't exactly help replace straight people either.

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>>8820387
Friendly reminder that heterosexuality is a sin that makes god cry

>>8820387
Het tranny reporting in!

>>8821593
your heterosexuality is literally irrelevant, you can't breed

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>>8820387
YAS DIVERSITY


YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSS

>>8821619
So? Het is still hottest!

> we have threads for baked goods now
What happened?

> genocides internally

>>8821423
>aids isnt a thing for lesbians
>tfw hiv can be treated with prep
>eating out bitches causes throat cancer and super gonnorhea
Super gonnorhea untreatable dumb dykes

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>>8821633
Nothing is hotter than to boys

>>8822621
Exactly, het.

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>>8820387
don't you mean allies? heh:^)

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>there are straight people on /lgbt/

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>>8820387
>Breeder thread

Breeders are cancer and should be gassed desu

>>8821336
>without heterosexuals he/she wouldn't have been born
exactly

>>8821423
Except they wouldn't. Unless we isolate the gay gene and turn everybody into queers, straight people will still be born at a huge majority.

>>8821423

Lesbians die of heart failure and diabetes instead... it's not that much better. At least AIDS can be treated pretty well with drugs. Nothing will restore an obese lesbian's knee cartilage, though.

Wow, this board... SOoooo heterophobic. Hetero lives matter. Educate yourself trans scum.

>tfw hetero male but want to fuck a gay guy
>not allowed to without becoming gay
that's racis

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>>8823215
come here to spectate the mentally ill

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Boy Howdy, I do love having sex in the missionary position for the purposes of procreation! I really dig how effective of a team of Husband and Wife can be together!

Pic related, it's my family dressed up for Church.

Im het but like the thought of dudes getting off to my dick. Go figure.

>>8826970
>that picture
A G P
G
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>>8827031
only if they're cute like a girl otherwise you're gay as fuck

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>>8820387
yes please

>>8827548
Who is that?

Hetero here, beautiful girls turn me on.

>>8820387
>ywn be hetero
>[spoiler]because ywn be a grill[/spoiler]

>>8825186
>believing the 'born this way' meme
Heterosexuality is a learned behavior, it can be prevented with proper childrearing.

>>8830823
>preventing heterosexuality
Why not raise children to have the best of both worlds and be bi?

>>8830830
>Why not mix your food with poison and have the best of both worlds?
There is no room for breeders or fencesitters in our future.

Bored hetero here. Is this place like tumblr with greentext or are you guys actually cool faggots?

>>8831010
No we are not your "cool" pet faggots, we hate you. Now sit down and let us abolish you, breeder filth.