>be me
>2015
>realize im not straight
>whatthefuck.jpeg
>dont know how to tell mom
>decide not to until a girlfriend appears
>2017
>start thirdwheeling with a couple
>thirdwheel a lot
>thatdudewannabangme.jpeg
>be wrong
>they both do
>accept the offer
>still be close to them
>get a girlfriend AND a boyfriend
>howthefuckdoitellmomnow.jpeg