talking to cute guys edition
• Makeup tutorials: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
http://www.genderlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/voicebook020.pdf
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
• Mannerism help https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9Bk0GbW8xgvTgQlheNG5uw
previous >>8787046
first reply you guys are still homos :^^^^)))
i love you all
<3
>>8788102
And?
>>8788102
if it means I get to kiss cute boys I dont care :3
Be nice in this thread
Also stop being so cringey please and thanks
Nini
Please try to not be so hard on yourself today, Anon
>>8788102
s-so?
>>8788110
But I overslept and missed my first real day of lectures :c
>>8788103
Oopsy, looks like I might be a bit of a slut.
>>8788105
fuck you faggot i think you made me almost go chub to a dude. your luckly this is not irl id kick your gay girl ass like mayweather did that ufc cuck.
>>8788079
So you're gonna let me hurt myself huh? Remember that you're responsible for this
I hope I can be a cute girl one day.
you know, i think it's a good look
>>8788109
>Also stop being so cringey please and thanks
I'M TRYING, IT'S DIFFICULT
>>8788115
You tell them
>>8788118
thats disgusting why would you photoshop a diaper on some on holy shit what the fuck is this board i cant even think straight right now im just flabbergasted.
>>8788115
Fuck that's hot
>>8788116
:)
>>8788115
Their just a bunch of niggers.
>>8788127
not its not its fucking gay.
>>8788127
dont smile at my pain
im trying to wallow in my feels and you're laughing at me
>>8788130
Idk, I'm on Eli's side here
>>8788130
I won't judge you if you run off to rub one out right now.
tfw no (you)s
>>8788135
i wont you know why because i have school in the morning and dont want to lose test for my morning lift theres no way you can make me faggot. also thats nasty bro what are you like 39 im 18 i bet you would get off to the thought of me getting off to you wouldn't you fag face/
did Homu seriously post another pic.
Haha, ugly manface
>>8788145
:D
ty ty
I'm okay
I just woke up
I had noodles for breakfast
how r you :3
Me right now.
>>8788150
I just woke up too :D
Although I havent had any breakfast yet, idk if I will either. Noodles for breakfast sounds kinda weird though :s
>>8788145
dude men can give birth.
>>8788141
Nah, I actually find insecurity to be a massive turnoff. I like real men, maybe you'll be one someday.
>>8788155
i mean can't fuck you niggers.
>>8788155
Wtf that is fucking gay
I want to be a girl
>>8788155
>dude
DID YOU JUST
Nah but what do you mean by that? :o
You dont wanna be my daddy? :<
>>8788161
same
but i feel like im always going to look like a man
hrt hasnt made me look any more like a girl ( ._.)
>>8788138
here's ur(you)
>>8787058
>>8787049
Not nearly true Anon. I've met them both in person and valq loves her SO very much and truly sees him/her as a trans woman struggling to love herself and is so understanding and supporting that Valq is behind "him" no matter how "he" chooses to present.
I was very impressed by the strength of their bond.
>2017
>thinking you're trans with no purple furniture AR variant
>>8788167
>Lia
Hi, my name is Lia as well!
>>8788171
There can only be one. Fight to the death for the right to the name.
>>8788164
I measure a man by how much he has to puff his chest out and pretend. You're just a loudmouthed boy that's insecure in their heterosexuality.
The only joy I'm getting out of this is honestly just leading you on.
>>8788173
Do i have to? It's p much a nickname version of my first name since my actual first name is long and weird, so i prefer Lia.
>>8788170
Damn nigga, you just roast that nigger
>>8788177
You're getting a lot of joy out of it, huh
>>8788175
i just eat chicken and curry ones
they cost 20p (like 30 US cents)
>>8788175
>Hello Lia! I've never met a mean Lia so thats kinda why I chose it, cant be mean if your name is nice :))
Oh i'm kind of a fucking asshole that ends up hurting people even though it's not my intention. Nice to know there's a good Lia tho :)
>>8788170
I frequently consider it.
boy do i wish i checked the calorie content of these pumpkin seeds before eating an entire bag of them
>>8788175
i have no words nor do i have a description about how that sentence made me feel.
>>8788177 im not insecure fuck you im straight if you would have posted that shit without clothes i would have not even poped one nigger because i would have known your a dude and your cock would have shown it.also what the fuck do you mean puff his chest out and pretend?
>tfw ramen was a nickle(coin)
>>8788189
idk
but i cant cook s-so
>>8788193
>i would have known your a dude and your cock would have shown it
elanna doesn't have a cock
does that help you feel a little less gay, anon
>>8788193
>>8788177
Fuck already
>>8788193
you sound v insecure
desu
>>8788177
Not him but the way you speak just turns me on so much.
are we all feeding off this guys excess T via his childish ramblings of a sentence?
because i am
>>8788193
>I'm not insecure let me just explain in detail all the things I'm insecure about
:)
>>8788203
Cool?
>>8788203
Wtf nigga
Someone please take Elanna's keyboard away from her and make her go to bed.
And preferably never give it back to her.
>>8788197
http://imgur.com/gallery/pHUdq
Heres a cheap guide thing :D
>>8788207
Okay I was thinking about what you said earlier where there's only prickles underneath your layer of prickles. I think there's like a layer of comfy cotton like the type on cable knit sweaters, or maybe a soft felt or something. I think the tsun-tsun bit is a big lie
also go to bed faggot holy shit
>>8788210
Bed is for the weak and mentally healthy
We major depression now
>>8788198
fuck you niggers i have a test tommorow and i will finish this debate once and for all when i come back i will have researched more and will prove im not gay and that he is a guy it doesnt matter if he cut it off ok nigger fuck.
>>8788203 you're gay nigger.
>>8788202
fuck you im not repressing i like having a cock i just wanted to know why you guys do what you do and know im disgusting because i got a half chub
>>8788206
fuck you nigger eat a fat flacid goblin cock comprised of maggot shit.
>>8788207 holy shit kid im not insecure i swear anyways i shouldnt be this ass blasted on a chinese mining forum. but that freaked me out that half chub.
>>8788214
You're going to feel terrible tomorrow morning when you're hungover and have to spend an entire day at work, and it'll be all your fault forever.
>>8788215
lmao who cares if I'm "gay"
They're hot.
>>8788215
calm down, god damn
>>8788222
To be honest, if I was a girl I would fucking kill myself.
>>8788221
i dont fucking know but it will help me reach a know deadlift pr tommorow. i will think of this shit and it will fuel me to leave humanity behind and hit a 400 dl ok faggot?
>>8788222 no it wouldn't
>>8788225
i fucked your mom nigga.
>>8788224
eat a dick homo
>>8788226
finally a sane person who isnt a fucking faggot.
>>8788223
I've been like that for weeks now honestly it's an ongoing problem but fineee I'll go to bed
>>8788213
You have no proof of this cotton layer. Only prickles.
>>8788227
Are you offering your dick for that purpose, champ?
>>8788227
>i fucked your mom nigga.
eww dude. My mom is fat af
>>8788227
can you like bench press me :3
>>8788228
>You have no proof of this cotton layer
I've seen it come out before though
You're just a big softie, Lannu
lanna go to sleep don't you have a real job now
>>8788236
No cause I'm not gay nigga.
>>8788215
It looks like the trannies have tricked you, friend. You're hardly the first cis male to fall victim to their bedevilment, and certainly won't be the last to tempted away from the shining light of heterosexuality into the dank, musty basement of sexual deviance. Your masculinity and heterosexuality are in great peril, but fret not, for there is a way for you to retain them both.
Listen closely. What you need to do to cancel out the gay is to go to /ftmg/, find an FTM transsexual and masturbate to her. It'll balance out these intrusive thoughts you're having and your sexuality scale will be reset to 0.
>>8788243
but anonnnnnn
>>8788243
It's not gay if youre a girl and hes a boy ;3
>>8788228
>I've been like that for weeks now honestly it's an ongoing problem but fineee I'll go to bed
Good, it's about time too. Staying up ain't going to make it any better.
>>8788236
Damn, that's cute as heck. Now i'm lonely.
>>8788249
That's not cute that's gay nigga.
>>8788244
>jerkin it to rando's isn't degenerate
kys
Be honest. I'm 6'1 and fairly attractive by masculine handsome guy standards, not pretty boy standards. Could I have a shot?
>>8788249
How tall are you? :3
I cant offer boy kisses but girl kisses are almost as good
>>8788248
but im a girl anon
i dont benchpress
>>8788248
>but thats gay they look like a dude.
Cough medicine tastes terrible too, but you still take it when you're sick.
And you're very sick, anon.
>>8788259
no you're not shut up prove it if you are faggot
holy shit ill tear you up from the inside up faggot fuck you nigger faggot ill american history x you nigger holy fucking shit.
>>8788257
Your right my nigga these pussy ass niggas don't know what they're talking about.
>>8788255
l- like 171cm w- what are we going to do >/////<
>>8788261
t-tear up my insides annon >/////////////////<
>>8788254
no, you will not be happy either way i guess
>transition young
>also start getting male pattern baldness young
>would pass perfectly if I'd never been stricken by premature hairloss
>too retarded to ever make enough money for hair transplants
I wish I'd die.
>tfw ywn be a qt stoner chick
>tfw ywn be a qt gamer girl
>tfw ywn be stacey
>tfw ywn marry a cute boy and move in with him and then have a kid
why live?
>>8788266
NOT LIKE THAT YOU FAG
>>8788270
I would be act like a female cute kind and proper not like a dyke.
>>8788270
NO ITS NOT FAGGOT
>>8788275
seek help
>>8788279
why not ;3
lewd me anon!
>>8788270
>171!?!?! Get outta here shortie! Im 182 T_T
I like feeling small!!!! >:3
i'm lost
banish me to trap island.
>>8788284
What a fucking loser.
>>8788279
im trying to seek help anon
>>8788285
*hugs* it's okie, i've big spooned taller people before.
>>8788289
Im just gonna have to find a giant I guess :U
>>8788281
i have to go to school in the morning and this faggot comment was the straw that broke the camel's back. i will be back /mtfg/ i will prove not only are you all faggots but also that one dude chick who some how looks like a woman but i dont understand why or how fuck that faggot for almost making pop a chub anyways i will prove that he is a MAN. mark my words homo i will eat you mommas ass and prove ur gay.>>8788285
no i wouldn't it sucks because all women are good for is making babys and sucking cock like your mom did last night kiddo.
>>8788292
bye mommy
>>8788292
Oh honey, you say that like it's a bad thing?
>>8788294
you're luckly this isnt irl kiddo or i would ravage you like mayweather fucking fag
bye nogs.
>>8788297
you would ravage me? ;3
>>8788298
fuck you
>>8788300
yes
fuck me~
>>8788301
stop this please thats nasty are you not ashamed of being a faggot?
>>8788304
nope
i like being a fag c:
>>8788304
She's not a fag if she's a girl ;3
And wouldnt you want your own harem? <3
>>8788306
Eww
>>8788309
lets be in a yaoi together anon ;3
>>8788311
Whatever you say master~ <3
My gf is so edgy shes basically Shadow the Hedgehog.
>>8788312
go back to your discord gay circle jerk faggot.
>>8788310
No thanks
I saw one guy manlier than me become an average girl and some guys slightly less manly than me become really pretty girls on that tl (and the rest is loading as of now)
I think I could maybe do this
>>8788315
Wanna come? because we're kinda dom-less right now and I think you would fit perfectly ;3
>>8788313
im need the tab actually i need to stop going on 4chan even for /fit/ finally became old enough to post and here iam arguing with gays and shitting up a board.
>>8788321
because you love us
>>8788320
if you link it i will join and cuss you out homo before i sleep,
>>8788319
That's the spirit :D Just remember it's a lot of work, not just waiting for hormones to make you pretty. Like someone said in another thread, just expecting the hormones to do all the work is what hons do and you will inevitably end up as one too. Also start working on your voice ASAP :D
>>8788326
You can add me on discord atleast baby
Lia#4445
>>8788321
if you recall this night before you start drinking every night and become a homeless drug addict, it will have been worth the smell.
>>8788331
hey lia, post your cute swedish accent
I love (you)
>>8788340
mommy join my server pl0x https://discord.gg/EwMxpB5
>>8788335
Noooo my voice is shit, Ive barely practiced at all >-<
Besides my accent is somewhat ruined from hanging out with some irish guys when I first started speaking english over voip. Ive on more than one occasion been called the swede from ireland :p
>>8788342
one of the recommend techniques for voice training is to post clyps of it here so that anons will bully you and force you to get better at it
it's your choice though, i'm just trying to help and don't have any ulterior motives or anything
>>8788344
Uhuh, sure you dont you pervert
And I will in the future when Im a bit more ready for my confidence to be shattered
voice train? i'll try that! soon as i have someone to speak with.
>>8788314
eggman looks like a diaperposter
>>8788347
that's okay, i can wait
the only things certain in life are death, taxes and bullying
>>8788124
holy fuck
you are such a newfag
i am flabbergasted, i can't even think straight
>>8788358
Lets not forget boys you cant get with >-<
Speaking of which, how tall are you?? >,>
what's wrong with me? why don't i ever fit in? why can't i succeed at anything i try at? there's something inherently wrong i can tell, i'm always getting beaten down further and further because of it
>>8788368
same
>>8788284
Your already there it's called LGBT enjoy your stay
>>8788365
>Speaking of which, how tall are you?? >,>
170cm
but i'm taller if i stand at the top of a hill
>>8788376
Hmm, are you into taller women? >->
>>8788376
youre only 10cm taller than me o:
fuck it i'm getting a lobotomy
>>8788378
Youre 160 you lucky bitch??
>tfw 188cm :P
>>8788376
>5'6"
that isnt even tall
>>8788381
yah o:
actually probably less
so like
i measured a while ago and it was 161cm
but at the time i was being measured i was wearing boots and stuff so that added a bit to my height
when i got measured again it was something like 155
but they said that that was unlikely so said it was probably closer to 160
heh
>>8788388
If you're 5'6 then you're a mantlet
>>8788389
all you need now is ffs to get rid of your britface
>>8788391
I'm 5'11 I'm to tall
>>8788391
or a girl
>>8788377
actually yes, i've never quite got the fascination that some people have with womanlets
taller women have longer legs, and legs, as we all know, are the best part of a woman's body
>>8788397
tfw taller than carol
>>8788390
is that a god cup of tea
>>8788401
is that u puffbutt
>>8788401
who dis o:
and how taller
>>8788403
yes.
>>8788406
yes.
>>8788407
169 cm aka 5'7 or something.
>>8788408
./////////.
n-no bully my shortness
>>8788409
>169 cm aka 5'7 or something.
that is 5'6ish
>>8788409
is that anime girl sad
>>8788409
hi diaperanon
>>8788411
Wanna trade then? :3
>>8788420
i like my shortness thooo
>>8788415
well if that is 5'6ish I am even more happy.
>>8788416
No she is contemplating existence in this world.
>>8788417
>diaperanon
tee hee! not him!
>>8788388
it's 5'7" AKSHULLY
don't belittle my height
>tallest girl in thread
>worst personality and friend
i'm destined to, uh,
not relationships.
>>8788424
o
who dis then
>>8788424
>No she is contemplating existence in this world
oh
how's that going for her
>>8788427
How tall are you, anon? Do you beat Trashy's record as 6'7"?
>>8788422
ughhh me tooo
>>8788429
Well if you look closely at the picture, her face is blank that means she hit an error in her system and is doing a force reset. Animey are always like that.
>>8788428
A frien.
>>8788433
daddy? o:
>>8788427
some people like tall girls with bad personalities
>>8788434
How did you guess ;w;
>>8788433
oh, well I hope she resets.
tell me about this anime girl Anon
>>8788441
>uses frien instead of friend
>posts flandre
that means it flan :3
we love you
im a sad anime girl but real life and a man
>A 73-year-old South Korean man has been fined for spreading rumours online that the widow of a late president was going to marry rap legend Dr Dre.
reality is strange sometimes
>>8788275
Being a Stacey is hard work anon.
>>8788442
Well that one was a failure as you see. My other ones aren't so broken tho. I keep a lot of anime girls in my collection. Do you have an anime girl anon?
>>8788443
That isn't flan tho, that is yukari, she can travel through dimensions and stuff. And the one she is biting is Sakuya, she is a maid who serves Flan and her sister. fu fu~
I showered and now my eyes hurt. I need baby shampoo
>>8788453
Maybe some diapers too?
>>8788453
>Baby Shampoo
>Posts big stronk anime girle.
What the heck to be honest desu.
>>8788454
How are you carolin?
>>8788452
I have some on my computer but only sad ones on my phone. I should be going to bed though. Goodnight, Anon
>>8788457
im oki
<3
Anyway
I've decided I can't keep this up. I'm in my mid 20s so that's kinda fucked. But I tried everything. I tried being a manly man who slept with women but last time I did I couldn't get hard and cried because I felt so manly when she touched me.
I tried crossdressing but regular manly me with man hair looked off
I tried flirting with guys but they called me a guy still and I felt gross
I really want to get started with this as soon as I can
>>8788453
You need to close your eyes bby
I'm 6", receding line, hairy as orangutan, big forehead. On the bright side I'm bit more curvy than average male, have nice legs, smallish hand, 2:4D a bit more on girl size. Still felt like i'm fucked for not figuring out earlier and now idk what to do :(
>>8788458
Thats kind of sad desu. I hope you have a good sleep anon. ily~
>>8788461
Very?
>>8788463
have you tried just letting go and existing as an androgynous blob? you don't need to be as extreme as being a manly man
>>8788463
>>8788465
I think that in both cases the only solution is hard core repression.
That is if you care about the end result. If not , transition away.
>>8788466
me
and u
>>8788453
tfw not babysitting sophie so she doesn't end up getting hurt.
>>8788469
Of course. One things scared be btw. That Inwill marry and break down at 40 with two kids
>>8788469
I saw the timeline with the 33 yo guy becoming a nice looking lady
I'm way younger and definitely "prettier" even if I still look like a man
>>8788470
Don't be so lewd baka! We are in public!
>>8788476
yes daddy :3
>>8788475
One still cannot predict 100%, some just react very well to hrt
>>8788475
yeah, but the flip side of that is you see people starting at 18 who are still turbohons in their mid-20s
>>8788456
oh please no
what is it with you people and diapers
>>8788457
I am FIERCE
but shampoo is my natural enemy
>>8788464
but then Ill fall over. my sense of stability is basically nonexistant
>>8788471
I really need a babysitter ;_;
Please send applications to the imperial Mansion in Western Germany
>>8788478
I'll do it. I want to be beautiful, I've always wanted to be beautiful and I would be depressed if I weren't
But an ugly girl is better than a man. I'll work hard, get surgery, I'll do anything
What happens if I dissolve 2mg of progynova in water and squirt it up my ass
>>8788474
If you're good at repression that's just going to be the usual middle-aged crisis.
>>8788475
I guess, given enough money and surgeries.
>>8788483
>what is it with you people and diapers
What's with you being an infantile tranny? Baby shampoo, muh daddy, etc.
Diapers seem like a logical next step.
>>8788483
Fierce like a cute babyn!
>>8788483
You could sit down like nasty gandmas with hats do.
>>8788486
Heh. But one still see shitloads of post about it :( . I'm scarred to enter relatioship because of it damn
Natalie the Edgehog
I want to die
>>8788480
i started at 16 and am turbohon, shit's dumb but at least i still have suicide
i'm going to dress boy mode and go clubbing to meet women. if i do that am i /mtfg/ material or do i belong in /getout/
>>8788497
trip on faye
>>8788493
Maybe you need to find someone who will like you and all your, to put it politely, all your emotional baggage. That's why so many here end as transbians.
>>8788496
Pics or it didn't happen.
>>8788487
I dont think I post about daddys often.
also the one who came up with the baby shampoo thing was my bf
>>8788490
very fierce :3
>>8788492
my endo tells me to do that every time I meet her, cause my cardiovascular system is so weak and I pass out v quickly if temperature changes rapidly.
>>8788497
Stop going anon gaye.
You are scaring the kids again.
>>8788502
>also the one who came up with the baby shampoo thing was my bf
So diapers are next, huh?
I guess it was inevitable.
>>8788500
I'm currently pre everything and massively affraid I will turn into turbo hon. I'm mostly into women and before I finally cracked have had several gfs. Now I'm affraid to find one due to my fear that I will crack at 40. So, I'm scarred to transition, scarred to find a girl, basically fml
haha, so being on mtf hrt, and dressing boy mode is upsetting to you all? enough to name call me someone else?
kek
soon as i finish puberty and drop off this emotional baggage, it's win time.
c ya
>>8788507
no they arent ree
Ive even regained full control over my bladder.
I dont need diaps.
>>8788496
How old are you now?
>>8788508
That sounds bad. Still, maybe repression is better than being a creepy transbian.
You might not turn into a turebo hon if you put in a modicum of effort. What no one here is going to tell you is that being a passable tranny is a lot of hard work.
>>8788511
Yeah. After she admitted she's bisexual.
I want to get this big grill and smoker in one and make lots of delicious barbecue
Convince me this is a bad idea please
>>8788500
>Pics or it didn't happen.
it shouldn't be that hard to believe
there are plenty of really masculine 14-16 year olds, you can't really turn them into women because the bulk of puberty is done, that's why i'd consider cutoff for early transition to be 12-13 anyway, past that you're banking success on genetics and can be fine even at older ages
>>8788512
>Ive even regained full control over my bladder.
That must have been an epic struggle.
Alright so the rest of 4chan keeps directing me here
I'm an actual daddy with a couple years of experiences with girls like you. Been single a few months and looking to get back into things and find a qt to take care of, so where do I meet you girls?
>>8788515
>buying a grill at the end of summer
i love how freckles sometimes reappear
>>8788514
I know my body could be ok face i thibk is fucked forever
>>8788518
it wasnt THAT bad yet, but if you take high amounts of psychmeds it can make controlling your muscles pr hard.
>>8788516
No there are not. In the vast majority of cases it turns out you are yet another slump shouldered, barely out of puberty skeleton with unkempt long hair. It's just your crazy speaking.
>>8788520
>not grilling when it's nice and cool and crisp out instead of in the shitty heat
>texas is 110 degrees until late november anyway
>>8788524
>I know my body could be ok face i thibk is fucked forever
Crazed Korean surgeons can help.
>>8788524
Honestly, rule of thumb is if your dick is < 7 inch just transition.
>>8788525
Maybe you should be taking smaller amounts? Just throwing it out there.
So I've been here for about 10 minutes and so far it seems like there's a good mix between animeposters and people presenting their opinions as facts
Pretty comfy.
>>8788528
You're from TX?
Well that explains a lot.
>>8788531
this is accurate.
>>8788535
like everywhere else on 4chan
>>8788532
I cant handle being on less. Ive tried. but Id be a danger to others and myself.
I got over that particular sideeffect tho, was apparently just a question of getting used to the dosage.
>>8788536
yes
i want to slaughter a cow right in my backyard and cook it alive there while it still moos at me
but i dont want to spend $300 on a grill
Have: Diapy
LF: Mommy to give me wipey
>>8788515
>wanting meat
t - f l a r e
>>8788542
Yeah but the rest of 4chan doesn't have a bunch of posters openly admitting to being qts and that's sort of what I'm looking for
Sorry I keepa sking so many questions. I want to start tomorrow with exercises and I'm thinking I should try for a new name
What else did you girls do when you realised this was what you wanted?
>>8788528
>tfw comfy 16-18C this week
enjoy your scorching weather and floods, natalie
>>8788540
>just Slavic af
Some Slavs make pretty good trannies. Like Franzi.
>>8788544
You could just get a burger.
>>8788547
>qt
>trannies
either youre a troll or you have a teribly warped perception
>>8788551
Im not Slavic. I am a Buger with Aryan heritage.
>>8788551
>good trannies.
>Like Franzi.
Hahahah you mean the alien looking bitch?
>>8788551
I'm not anywhere as pretty as my namesake on the pick, like I said forehead and nose (broken) fuck me. I love my legs though :)
>>8788519
ok discord
Usury#3381
i'm qt man
on estrogen.
>>8788546
>not eating meat
what are you, some kind of retard?
>>8788550
I live far away from the flooding you butt
>>8788551
Or I could make my own briskets and medium rare steaks whenever I want
>>8788556
>Buger
Was that like a Freudian slip or something?
>>8788557
I honestly don't know how Fagzi looks.
>>8788555
Eyyy Potato Princess this is your friend across the ocean?
>>8788558
>I love my legs though
All the squatting payed off?
>>8788560
you used to be way nicer
it's okay ily
eat a fish
>>8788560
>Or I could make my own briskets and medium rare steaks whenever I want
I thought trannies aren't allowed to grill in Texas or something.
>>8788562
I meant to write Burger but wrote Bürger and by erasing the ü I got the r too by accident and didnt see.
>>8788562
>Eyyy Potato Princess this is your friend across the ocean?
I dont understand?
franzi is german, she just has dual citizenship.
lives close enough to visit me tho!
>>8788564
That actually hit pretty hard. I had a breakdown a few months ago, before I started posting on mtfg, and was really nice, but sometime before my orchi fell back into being a bitter and cynical misanthrope. It probably shows in my posts. I'm sorry.
>>8788565
No such rule or law exists. I love cooking.
>>8788559
sent a request
>>8788566
Well at least you're not 100% German unlike someone we both know.
>>8788097
[spoiler]mental illness[spoiler]
>>8788562
Indeed :P and my dad teased me that I have girly legs since foreever. On upper body I can't really build muscels
how to die without it hurting?
>>8788573
i'm wondering if i'll t-flare when i get an orchi. that would be bad. you're too sweet to ever be bad. <3
>>8788573
>No such rule or law exists
I guess we'll have to wait for the legal system to catch up.
>>8788584
Depends on your personality really. Pre-HRT I was pretty much how I was during that month before and after. Really on edge, angry at everything, hating everyone.
It's not so bad now but I still really wish a lot of people here would die horrible and painful deaths when before I never thought like that.
Guess I'll flip a coin for that grill.
>>8788578
>born to 2 german parents
>lived 95% of her life in germany
>not 100% german
????
>>8788582
have ur mommy or daddy smother you with a pillow/their thighs in your sleep
>>8788588
When I get my own place I'll spend a ton of money getting a nice kitchen and indoor grill. I want to start my own cooking channel, and explain the chemistry behind cooking, like Good Eats.
>>8788596
That 5% stops her from being pathetic.
tfw when I just had an actually nice conversation with one of the thread trolls that were here earlier, even though he had some serious gay hate
>>8788607
>turkish rape baby calling the perfect heritage pathetic
really makes me drink
>>8788609
Do you know that anon?
>>8788496
>start transitioning super late
>look like a (okay) girl with just a shave a hair brushing and my natural high E/low T
>repress my whole life and fail as a boy anyways
h-hah h...h-haha.... ha
I'm an actual retard.
>>8788609
the perfect heritage is objectively anglo heritage, since every county basically bows before us at this point
also, as a transgendered girl, i think we should all strive to obtain cute anglo boyfriends, since they make the best and most sensual lovers
>>8788611
yes
>>8788608
The things people won't do for a promise of bp.
>>8788609
>turkish rape baby - 500 years ago
>russian rape baby - 50 years ago
Really fires those neurons.
>>8788611
Kinda.
>>8788614
I am not transgendered I am a transsexual. theres a difference.
and Id never touch an anglo boy, except to strangle him.
>>8788617
my grandma was born in 1940.
too old to be a russian rape baby. my mom was born in the 60s, my dad in the 50s, too young to be a russian rape baby.
checkmate famalam
>>8788617
bp??
>>8788623
boypussy
>>8788621
Sturmgewehr 44, love that!
>>8788629
my grandfather was 4 years old in 1945. the only thing he guarded were his diapers probably
>>8788637
My grandad's brother fought in SS, despite being Slav :P
>nobody gets excited about making food
>only eating it
>>8788614
>anglo
>good or sensual
>literally the most sexually repressed race after the jews
Oh boy, literally what is romantic about...
>victorian repression
>snaggle teeth
>moron accent
I'd just fuck a dog at that point.
>>8788641
oh, youre the uhh... croat(?) that I met in repression gen a few months ago?
>>8788642
I get excited about making food although Im not very good at it :<
>>8788635
>Ahhh, nah he seemed pretty set in his anti-gay beliefs.
Trannies aren't gay or so the reasoning goes.
>>8788637
I am pulling your leg. Your proud Prussian heritage is unsullied by the blood of those subhuman Slav untermensch.
>>8788641
You're Ukrainian?
>>8788652
For us yeah, but he seemed to think having anal sex with a cis girl was gay so meh. Maybe repressed? :o
>>8788647
Practice makes better
>>8788642
I-I like making food... I used to make my older brother's school lunches.
>>8788642
I do but yeah many people don't care. most of the time I just don't have anyone to make food for tho.
>>8788655
I wouldn't know. I find trannies pretty gay in more ways than one.
>>8788652
Croat. Handzar division - bosnian muslims & croatians
>>8788652
>Trannies aren't gay or so the reasoning goes.
>>8788664
>Croat
I am so sorry.
>>8788656
Yeah :D Id follow your cooking channel just so you know
>>8788666
Their reasoning, not mine.
I gotta go grab something to eat, you keep being anorexic.
>>8788664
>>8788645
notice me
I remembered you
>>8788664
Jasenovac?
Why is my genital dysphoria getting worse? It started off as mild when i started hrt, but now it's becoming unbearable and i just want my penis gone >:(
Londoners supporting child abuse, indoctrination and molestation of children
Nicole and shakira will support this
>>8788688
Hi Kayla.
>>8788670
bf just made me breakfast tho
>>8788715
wut? I might be an emotional wreck but i'm definitely not Kayla. DELET THIOS!!!
>>8788691
trannies
Who would you rather be
A tranny or this cis girl
>>8788726
being the cisgirl would be win/win
Id be able to cut all those muslim's throat in their sleep, and I could be a girl
>>8788726
That little girl, assuming I get to be used for the Imam's sexual violence fantasies.
>>8788721
you really like SS aa
>>8788737
SS aa
what
>>8788740
Judging from picks you really like SS :D or uniforms at least
>>8788691
>christian child
children don't have religions anon
>>8788762
Well thanks to you they will be forced into Islam
Anything is better than Islam
Congrats you just took away a child's soul and happiness
You deserve a knife in your throat
You people who stand by and let this happen need to be killed
Your so fucking disgusting and evil it makes me sick
>>8788755
That's fine. I'm a waste of life. Grab a mob and lynch and murder me. Rape me or don't. Its what we are for.
>>8788770
lol, someone's offended
advocating for murder isn't good anon
>>8788776
You disgust me
Anyone from Australia here? Melbourne?
Something serious is going down related to somebody in this general and we could do with in--person help.
>>8788784
Objective morality
Killing you and your kind is good because you are all sadistic pedophiles and perverts, simply disagreeing with me makes you one
The fact you've just laughed at the fact a five year old girl is being raped and brainwashed shows how evil you are
Next to you, a murderer is fucking nothing
>>8788792
i'm not a sadistic pedophile anon, maybe you're projecting
>being raped
if she's raped, it's bad. she's probably not going to be raped
>brainwashed
looks like she was already brainwashed
>objective morality
spooky
>>8788789
I know someone in Melbourne, but I'm not there.
>>8788805
She is a white girl living with Muslims in tower hamlets
She is 100% being abused and raped
Christianity is tame in comparison to islams psycoticness
You just have a chip on your fucking shoulder being a tranny
>spooky
My fist in your face won't be a spook
You communist freak
>>8788815
also
>the family dont speak english
>the girl begged to be allowed not to go back
>the family make her wear a hijab
I'm actually kinda disgusted that chloe supports the suffering of innocent children
>>8788786
I disgust me too.
>>8788818
>the girl begged to be allowed not to go back
that's my only problem with it, children should be allowed to refuse foster families.
>>8788823
>>8788815
>my fist in your face won't be a spook you communist freak
lol
>>8788828
cute legs friend :)
>>8788829
The social worker is a muslim
The child's crys for help will go unheard
>>8788833
stop throwing emotional appeals at me. i said that children should be able to refuse foster families.
>>8788841
You still support muslims
>When elanna's body pic gives you dysphoria
>>8788854
This, being tolerant of intolerant races like brown people makes you a traitor to LGBT who will get us all killed by isis
my body is hideous and fat and I need to die. help.
When elanna in a diap makes u go d'awwwwww
>>8788858
>implying Islam is a race
For fuck sake this argument if retarded.
>>8788854
i don't really have a problem with muslims, especially not if they're moderates.
i don't like islam or any other similar religions but most religious people in the west don't believe most of that shit.
>>8788866
Islam is a group that heavily favours arabs and brown people and is central around Arab culture
White Muslims are just as evil as Brown ones
>>8788873
There are no moderates
That's "Taqiya" the art of lying to infidels and pretending to be friendly while secretly supporting isis and terrorists until Muslims become the majority
sadiq khan defended the 9/11 conspirators literally
He was their lawyer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZM6ujJ983c
>>8788881
*tips tinfoil hat*
>>8788886
>>8788886
>is given video evidence
>still lives in denial
Wow leftists are mentally ill
No matter karma will get you when you are mugged
>>8788894
>FEMA camps
When is Obama building those again?
>>8788908
No they have video evidence and you denied it
You are the crazy one and this is coming from a fellow trip
>>8788579
[spoiler]newfag[/spoilering on a non-narrative based board]
>>8788908
its an exaggeration to make a point, that not every conspiracy is insane and acting like it is is moronic
>>8788911
Hillary was going to use them ;)
i dont use this thread but does anyone have the pic of the two hons and the left one is smiling huge i need it to make fun of someone
>>8788745
I am just another nazi on 4chan anon
14/88
>>8788932
>>8788919
A lawyer can refuse a case, in many Muslim cases the defence lawyer agrees and supports their clients alleged actions
Everything might be a coincidence to you but it's obvious to everyone with a brain
Muslim defending terrorist in court= terrorist
the Nuremberg Nazi trials had Nazi defence lawyers
Defending someone in court means you agree and sympathise with them, if you have morals you would be the prosecution
>>8788932
This thread has hons in abundance.
>>8788934
thanks my dude
i mean girl
>>8788937
no prob
>>8788935
This. Chloe condones terror attacks and letting those responsible escape justice while their cronies become mayor of london
>>8788932
>>8788940
nice to know that i'm not being stramanned
>>8788939
wanna hang
>>8788936
me on the right
>>8788941
WHERE IS EMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>8788940
Its because estrogen makes you stupid and trusting
It's why women are raped so often
I really want a family and a house
reminder that today is a good day u just gotta make it good
>>8788947
You sexy beast.
>>8788996
lol
>>8789004
Why are you such an awful tranny?
>>8789005
because i support terrorists and child rape, obviously
I-I tried to sit like a lady when I took the bus today...
I love girls so much i wish I had a gf to snuggle all day and kiss lots
>>8789008
No that's the obvious consequence of supporting muslims.
That's a big no-no, even for trannies.
Filtered.
there's no wrong with being a Muslim
>nth anon filters me
kek
tfw u want to be kawaii but you're actually kowai
I love kissing girls
>>8789029
Don't make me bring out the whip woman.
>>8789044
seriously there's nothing wrong with being a Muslim
unless you think that everyone of a billion people are radical terrorists
have you ever even talked to a Muslim in real life?
They're just people like anyone else
>>8789046
>seriously there's nothing wrong with being a Muslim
Anon... reddit is that a way.
>>8789046
Yes
They all expressed terrorist views and I had them reported and arrested
>>8789053
Can we please talk about becoming cute girls?
>>8789063
Trannies can't be cute anon.
>>8789063
Only if you accept anti Islam liberalism
Do that and you can have all the rights and protections you want
If not we won't defend people with suicidal political stances
>>8789063
i agree
>>8789075
If you had to choose to save one
A fellow tranny or a Muslim who said he will kill all lgbt
Who would you choose
>>8789076
I would choose for you to stop shitting up the thread
>when u milk ur gf right after waking up but there's no coffee to put it in
>>8789081
>not using it for porridge
lucky she hasn't left yyou yet
Delicious trans girl milk!
i wanna be genki
>>8789089
transgirl milk turns you into a transgirl if you arent already one
>>8789081
I honestly cannot get over how gross the idea of cumming in your partner's food is
>>8789096
Like a vampire?
>>8789097
That's pretty tame compared to all the shit you posted here.
I think my first order of business should be to train my behind
I'm backed up as fuck because for the last few months every time I touched my thing I felt gross
>>8789096
We need to get everyone to drink it then, imagine all the cute trans girls!
>>8789097
it's her milk
but now you've got me thinking
>>8789085
also a pretty good idea thanks
>>8789100
I wasn't aware I posted anything unusual about sex
Can't sleep, can't stop feeling anxious about being nearly 21, being jobless and not having money to afford HTR yet.
That's all, I just wanted to vent.
>>8789108
is putting your partners breast milk in food gross
>tfw don't produce milk
I want to be a milky mommy :(
>>8789113
I think swapping bodily fluids in a non sexual context is always gross
>>8789121
is it really any more gross than cow milk though?
>>8789108
Everything you posted about sex is unusual. Forced celibacy does weird things to people.
>>8789108
Anon just meant the idea of you having sex.
want to give a qt lots and lots of love
>>8789124
Conceptually yes
>>8789127
Well I'm well over 8 months celibate with no end in sight so I guess let's see how deep this rabbit hole goes.
>>8789128
That's some sick shit ain't it
>>8789132
but cows arent even the same race as us and we consume their baby food
thats weird
How to stop thinking about using lana until she breaks
I didn't ask for this feel
>>8789135
Just think about how much you hate me. Unless that's your thing, in which case that's kind of hot.
Opinion on cute and cuddly trans girls whomst love their girlfriends very much?
>bf got me an expensive dog collar and leash
>>8789140
Oh it's like 80% hate 20% you're a meme I don't wouldn't have to hold back on
>>8789143
heterosexual love is fake
wow I've not been here in a long while
has Kayla topped himself yet?
did Faye give up on transitioning?
which way is elanna swinging these days?
>>8788936
is that Trihex?
oh mh God i just lovr gurlls so much i can't function i love giros i love girls i i live girks tbeyre do cute og my god i live tgem so much aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
>>8789146
My sexuality is firmly directed towards noone
>>8789155
elanna you seem sad I hope you feel better you're really nice and deserve to be happy hugg
sunshine
puppies
rainbows
marshmallows
general positivity
...
uh... soft pillows
unicorns
...
ice cream (gluten free)
...
Care Bears omnibus on cartoon network
that's all I got
>>8789160
you forgot about chocolate and cheese
>>8789158
>yen gag elanna so you don't have to hear anything but her mews
>>8789141
My favorite
>>8789160
>puppies
I'm my bfs puppy
>>8789158
Hugg
Its ok I don't really deserve happiness
>>8789141
The best
>>8789165
I can imagine you both pretending to be super manly boys and then blushing a lot and just hugging and saying memes to each other
>tfw you get to tie up a qt smol girl and make plans to do more
shame i know she has a crush on some cis guy but its nice to have friends at least
>>8789173
you should get a pet snake, or a centipede. theyre not smart enough to love you but theyll rely on you and be cute and then youll realize you deserve some happiness for taking care of a small creature even though you actually probably should have even more happiness but its baby steps
>>8789174
>Opinion on cute and cuddly trans girls whomst love their girlfriends very much?
*whomst'd'ing'ed
I'll ask one last time, is there anyone here who studies mechanical engineering or physics? If you do and are interested in helping me on my project add me on Discord. If not, thanks for reading and have some nice piano
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5vB4jY4-_U
>>8789183
What is the project about?
>>8789177
One super manly boy and one super manly middle-aged man - both pretending to be girls.
Why are hons called hons?
>>8789187
I'm building a spaceship Kayla.
>>8789203
I'm a super manly boy rawr
>>8789207
Lol, I remember when I started college
Sometimes we need to be realistic.
I want a guy to cuddle me and call me nice names.
>>8789166
I wish I had a gf my size. All the girls who like me are typical overweight Americans. Ugh fml
>>8789209
>>8789143
post lewd vids
fellas, is it gay to be in a hurricane?? lettin a dude named Harvey blow you for days? Am I right???
>>8789230
ily beep
>>8789230
pretty gay ngl
>>8789230
too soon
>>8789222
Beneath my chiseled Adonis exterior I am but a delicate flower.
am i a delicate flower
>>8789221
>Multiple girls into you
>You're not into any of them
Torn between jealousy and... not jealousy. I hope you find someone great though
>tfw can get a free hormone level check
>tfw can't get anyone to tell you wtf it means
NHS everyone.
>>8789255
DUP needs money shakira, can't waste it on the nhs
>>8789255
gotta spend that money on islamic economic migrants and blocking brexit at every turn (because a democratic vote only matters when it gets the results you want)
>>8789264
im not? :(
>>8789264
I'm a big flower
4 u
>>8789267
The public is so fucking dumb it's unbelievable
>Tory crony 1: "How can we look like we're giving power to the people while really manipulating them for our own aims?"
>Tory crony 2: "I know! Let's reinvent 1930s fascist-era populism as a modern referendum!
>Member of the public: "Oh wow they are letting us directly choose, this is so new and progressive! I better vote based on the scare stories I read in the Daily Mail that was printed by Tory supporters! God bless democracy xDDD!
And don't get me started on passing a law without a two-thirds majority.
>>8789274
>notices your pistil
Uwu what's this
>>8789281
Briefly reborn to tell you no one cares about the UK
>>8789284
Also why do you wanna fuck a corpse?
>>8789287
Well not just any corpse
im hoping that when the dup use the billion pounds to build a catholic eating gundam they'll be able to track down irish diaspora people too
>>8789227
Gotta get my tail plug and cat girl ears
>>8789286
The fight against the alt-right is a global struggle.
>>8789296
Disrespect my remains mommy
>>8789300
So do you want to help or not?
>>8789287
elanna
when you have dreams where you are the cis girl elanna, do you look the same as IRL or is cis elanna slightly more fem?
>shakira and kayla working on something
extremely excited to these brilliant minds come together
>>8789307
I'm actually usually a boy in my dreams, if I have a gender.
>>8789310
The two greatest minds in AGP theory. We will change the world.
>>8789305
You can't science without a butt plug.
>>8788115
h-hot...