Toys for beginners

Any cheap dildo will do. Just be sure it has a big solid base. Dildos disapearing up asses is a real thing and requires a trip to the hospital to take out.

That one looks good. Buy it!

>>8787716
Well for starters I highly recommend ordering off of amazon.. Not only can you use a gift card to buy them so its not on your credit card statement but they have a rather wide selection to choose from... And its ships amorously in brown boxes so the mail man or nosy people have no clue......
As for toys I recommend finding ones that are 7 inches long and 1.5 inches around with a suction cup base.. Kind of like the photo you posted.. I also recommend you buy a beginner butt plug kit this will make it easier to go from like one finger to 2 in with and so forth so you can buy bigger and nicer toys... and lastly LUBE LUBE LUBE! Buy a good water based lube that holds up well trust me when I'm using my toys I go through a good 5 oz of this shit easy as you don't create your own lube like a vigina dose so lube is key to prevent tarring or injury.. and lastly buy some normal condoms makes for a way easyer clean up when your done pull the condom off toss it in the trash no need to have to wash that toy as long as it got down to the base of the toy ... Again you want toys with suction cup bases so you can put them on flat serfaces and ride them hands free.. Nothing more fun then a nice hot shower and a cold beer and fucking your self till you cum in the shower with your fave dildo... :)

>>8790364
>lube is key to prevent tarring
Noted; definitely don't want tar up there.

>>8790364
>till you cum in the shower
That's a hard no. Unclogging the drain is very un-sexy. Cum does not go in shower drains, not when you have long hair.

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Most important is to have some common sense. Don't go for some huge thing right away, unless you like pain. Maybe try a buttplug set for starters. They usually come in sets of threes in slightly increasing sizes, so you can find out what's comfortable for you.

I personally love prostate vibrators like pic related. It's not long or thick, you cannot lose it in your butt and it will make you cum buckets. Go for something rechargeable, batteries are a pain (especially coin cells).

Other than that: LUBE, water-based. Do NOT use silicon-based lubes with toys.
Also, buy some toy cleaning solution. Usually that's some glycerin-based spray. Use it to disinfect and clean your toys after every use. It makes them so clean you can lick them afterwards :P