>be me, mtf qt
>pizza driver all day and night
>misgendered less then last year
>feels great
>today i arrive at this one house
>sign by door says "we speak texan here"
>fuck
>large texan comes to the door
>"heyy MAN, oh.. ha ha i'm sorry"
>fake apology, laughing about calling me a man
>then i notice it
>i can see his diglett in his pants
>thats my favorite pokemon
>im reaching for my masterball in my back pocket
>i give him a smirk and continue the pizza transaction
>he has no idea what's about to happen
>"thank you sir!, i mean, sorry! haha!"
>i move like a ninja
>throw the masterball right into his crotch
>sucks up the diglett in a second and bounces right back into my hand
>fuckyes.gif
>hes screaming in terror but hes too slow
>run like naruto back to my car
>speed away like formula one in my '93 honda civic
>im crying im so happy
>i was only working there to save up for a diglett
>call and quit, go home and burn my uniform in the backyard
>lifeisgood.jpog
>later i am chilling with gf uwu
>i told her i caught a new pokemon
>she says lets battle, shes so cute and feisty
>throws out clefairy, he favorite little thing in the world
>time to make an entrance lol
>"Go diglett, and use dig!!!"
>i am a pokemon master
>flashes of pokeballs, epic battle is starting
>wait something is very wrong
>see gf with hands on face silent and horrified
>i see it
>fuckfufkcufkcufkucfk
>mfw i caught a large texan's penis and told it to use dig on my gf's clefairy and now i'm unemployed and still have no diglett
Im confused
lolwut
>>8787543
wait what? he had his dick out? and you are a transbian? whtf is wrong with you all?
I'm convinced that everyone who is passionate about Pokémon has autism.
Quality content
>mfw 30 minutes after my estrogen dose
>tfw /pol/ack visiting /legbutt/ ironically for the first time
the ally memes were lies, you all need to get gassed
It's like /b/ 2006 all over again.
Epic, kid, just epic. :)
>>8789371
Passion is autistic. It is completely self-absorbed by its very nature, even when the pretense is 'helping others'.
>>8790119
>the ally memes were lies
No shit.
Took us a while to figure it out as well.
>got punched by a gay dudebro insinuating his almost satire-level of artificial masculinity basically makes him a drag queen
That's my greentext