First Time

Least you could have done is make it a solid turd he can frot with

why would you expect sticking something up your ass with no preparation to go well?

>>8780615
WOOT WOOT
go OP

>>8780653
i wasnt expecting to sleep with him, it was a spur of the moment thing, so i didnt prepare

>>8780664
then why did you let him in?

>>8780665
because when the guy youve had a crush on for years tells u he wants to fuck u u take the opportunity

>>8780668
Was he upset?
Grossed out?
Does he still like you?

More details!

>>8780668
Sounds autistic. You realize this is going to happen kek.

>>8780668
this is true I suppose, I can't fault you for that

>>8780679
we were both really durnk and he was high on coke so idk, he didnt say anything, and he finished, but once he did someone sorta caught us so he had to rush off, so i didnt get to like hear him comment on it lol

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>>8780688
Drugs are bad for you anon, be careful!

>>8780634
That's fucking vile

>>8780876
thanks for value signalling an appropriate reaction of disgust to the sarcastic troll comment, anon.
we have added you to the list of "good normies" and you can expect your official membership card in the mail within 6-8 weeks.
be sure to keep on the lookout for more chances to prove yourself so people don't confuse you with all the other anons.

>>8780664
Lesson learned. You don't just stick things in your asshole without knowing your body.

Protip: eat lots of vegetables and whole grains. This is good for your health, you'll barely need to wipe after a bowel movement and your butthole will be almost perfectly clean except right before taking a dump.

>>8780876
>kink shaming on a japanese pervert imageboard
あなたは正方形です
宣教師の立場は恥ずかしいと思います
あなたが射精する足首を見ると
あなたの陰茎は永遠に使われなくなります
ドナルドトランプの素晴らしい言葉
悲しい

>>8780668
shoulda just sucked his dick bro

>>8780615
Next time:

>take Imodium an hour before sex
>use a douche filled with tap water to clean out your rectum several minutes before sex
>don't douche your colon, just the rectum
>have sexy time
>no shitdick

>>8780688


>really drunk and high on coke.

LGBT stories of their first loves and first sexual encounters always read like romantic poetry. They're like Twilight and Jane Austin tied into a big, frilly bow.

>>8780615
two things... Firstly congrats on loosing out black cherry v card :) and secondly it happens... just clean it up then continue on it happens from time to time even porn stars have this happen you just don't see it as its cut out..