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• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
http://www.genderlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/voicebook020.pdf
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Previous thread >>8778464
First for there might be a god
first for NO agp!
>>8779652
No god
>>8779652
2Nd for I am your God
>>8779656
>not being bi
first for I wish I was a cute girl
>>8779665
bisexuality doesnt exist
>>8779668
0/10
>>8779666
you are a cute girl! uwu
Bisexuality exists because I change genders a lot and the same people fuck both mes
I'm bored
tfw u were playing bloodborne and u got the boss down to 1 hp but then u died
>>8779668
t. pseudobi
>>8779705
That's what you get for buying a ps4.
>>8779714
its cheaper than a gayming pc
>>8779702
come visit me then.
>>8779714
Quality games like bloodborne?
Awesome
>>8779723
faye can I play bloodborne with you
nth for my fingers smell like vagina
>>8779729
sorry if i was rude to you at all, I don't have anything against you i just disagree
>>8779678
yes
>>8779679
>>8779708
xdd
>>8779734
OPEN WOUND
>>8779729
or maybe ur srs wound smells like ur flesh because it is just an inverted flesh tube
>>8779720
where r you
>>8779693
You sound like exactly my kind of person!
>>8779734
whats your psn
>>8779693
Or, maybe ppl aren't fucking your two different bdd mindstates but instead, just you.
You think ppl are bi because whatever fucked up state of gender you see yourself as, you imposedly assume others do as well.
Nice pecs btw
I ended up with srs as a drunken dare
I hate living next to dr suporn...
>>8779739
This is what happens when you pass socialized healthcare, everyone mis uses it
>>8779652
xth for god is a real metaphor for that which cannot be answered
if even i get srs odd i don't
>>8779752
the dog was literally intersex
>>8779752
next thing they give dogs hrt and then the mtf dogs die because estrogen pills are toxic to dgo.
>bi guys, straight guys, and cis women hit on me
why was i born griffith if im only attracted to 2d characters
>>8779770
An adorable blend of both cutes.
Definitely the smaller one; sitting in my lap.
>>8779779
>tfw no mechanic gf who comes home covered in sweat and grease
insecure and unsure is me
Nth for Elannas a big softie under that shitposting
>>8779770
I'm most strongly attracted to androgynous, genderqueer folks, so that kinda sounds like what you just described...
cis demi/pan man here
>>8779780
>implying I'm fem
>>8779644
Tfw I will never be allowed to transition.
Picture related, my soul.
>>8779749
>the bdd meme still exists
>>8779797
ha
faggot
>>8779797
I'm not androgenous
I'm a cis alpha male, I'm sure you're looking for something less unmistakably male
>>8779810
that's the leftypol cat lol
>>8779814
hello my fellow cis alpha male xd
hows life going, awesome? i bet.
>>8779814
>cis alpha male
>dem titties
Hmmm... It would depend on your personality I think.
>>8779816
>>8779824
wtf
>>8779808
I dunno I just had a mug of vodka and moved into my new flat so I'm feeling pretty happy I don't even wanna troll
>>8779816
I come here for the rabbits
My 2D:4D ration ob right hand (dominant one) is 0,961 and on the left is 0,986667. Is this more male or female?
>>8779831
hugg
>>8779814
Uwuuuu
Muhheart ;_;
>>8779798
I've almost 80lbs on you
>of muscle
Yeh, You're fem.
Not alot can be said to the contrary while your wrists are pinned together and a hand is pressed into the small of your back.
Srry
>>8779809
A lot of trannies have bdd.
There's a reason the most passing tranners still see boys in the mirror some days.
>>8779832
female because they are almost the same length
>>8779834
Can rabbits live in cheetos
>>8779832
Autism.
>>8779832
male because you used math to determine it
>>8779814
all memes aside is it difficult to live as a feminine male? does anyone ever make fun of you or laugh to your face or challenge your masculinity?
>>8779853
I can do outdoors stuff but I'd probably be too busy watching all the shows and movies I like and cooking for you to play video
>>8779853
>fun outdoors stuff as in pic related
>>8779856
I've honestly nothing to be sorry for
>>8779863
hnnggg, yeah, you're someone I'd be attracted to <3
>>8779868
You're being an autistic male by thinking any of that matters
>>8779840
vastly underrated post.
bexe, if you ever decide to put your awesomeness in bottles and sell them, Ill take at least 3 dozen. tyvm
>>8779873
Sorry, I have just read about it, and I'm getting dysphoric about it.
>>8779864
THAT IS NOT OUTDOORS
>>8779875
Mommy
>>8779875
nuh uh, it's demi/pan >(
when i transition im gonna fake my death first so everyone will think im dead instead of trans
i am truly a genius
I want to know what it is about my brain and the way that people see me that I somehow thought it'd be okay to do a burlesque aerial ring class as a guy and ended up in a pair of thigh high socks a girl loaned me doing pinup poses
>>8779875
yeah ur never going to be an alpha male untill you grow a beard and get a caeser cut
>>8779875
Also, you have dandruff, your ears aren't pierced, and you missed the little tuft below your nostrils.
Are you depressed, bb?
>>8779889
I can't grow much facial hair tho
And I need at least a semi pretty haircut or I cry
>>8779882
How bout' some rappelling?
>>8779902
I can rapel like a pro
>>8779831
It could be worse in my case aswell, I just end up feeling like shit most of the time
I have my first day off in forever and I'm already bored, whats up?
>>8779911
you are still alive?
>>8779911
I'm bored and lonely.
>>8779911
Grace I'm going to need you on my operator team
>>8779902
*relaxes*
Okay. Yes that would be nice. But let's start smaller. Like a lot smaller. And no overhang.
where do i buy bunny seeds to grow a bunny
>>8779914
Were you hoping I wasn't?
>>8779916
Awww, talk to me! It might be fun, and you might be less lonely!
>>8779918
Is it time to win hearts and minds?
>>8779936
i got taken off of spiro ;_;
>>8779911
Play Valhalla
I started and it's really comfy
>>8779937
what happened? did you get ill?
>>8779936
>Awww, talk to me! It might be fun, and you might be less lonely!
I want someone next to me. So i can hug them when i feel lonely. And they can hug me when they feel lonely.
>>8779936
No Im just surprised since I havent seen you for a while
>>8779943
yah, I fainted and stuff. heart palpitations, low blood pressure.
blood tests to get to see what my hormone regime ends up looking as.
>>8779937
Did they put you on a good AA instead?
>>8779938
I'm too hyper right now to play it, it's a game I gotta be more relax and comfy for but right now I have lots of energy and need to do things
I might do some cleaning or figure out a game I can play before therapy...
>>8779942
Because you're not in Illinois!
>>8779944
I know the feeling, I'm pretty fortunate I finally found a cuddlebuddy near by!
>>8779945
9 times out of 10 I check the thread it's garbo and no reason to post in it.
>>8779955
>heart palpitations, low blood pressure.
Gonna be talking to my doc on Thursday about that.
>>8779958
clean your room before therapy, that way when you get back home it's nice and clean and you can relax and play
>>8779958
>I know the feeling, I'm pretty fortunate I finally found a cuddlebuddy near by!
I'm happy for you :) Hope i find someone like that myself.
>>8779958
>put you on aa
I'm on a shit dose of cypro (4mg) per day and gonna get tested tommorow to decide muh future
>tfw no bf
hi mtfg i hope you are having a happy day.
I couldn't finish my second pizza for dindin this means I'm not a tranny right?
>mtf
>always been extremely sensitive to other people's physical touch and even though it has improved in the last years, I'm still constantly in a "defensive stance", overreacting
- my best friend once asked me if I had mild asperger's; I might but never got diagnosed and even if I do have it, it's not super obvious
> 95% of the time I'm basically a robot emotionally and I'm not empathetic; I can fake emotions or have small talk "go-to's" I learnt through interacting with others, but frankly, most of the time I don't care...
> ...and when I do, I still can't really express it
>don't talk much if at all, unless the subject of the conversation is of great interest to me (which has been happening less and less frequently recently because I've lost interest in stuff I was previously passionate about, might be depressed)
>asexual and basically feel like a child in relationships (talking close friendships) with other people, I'm afraid a romantic relationship with me would be one-sided and frustrating
>often described as "cute" or "innocent" by friends when I feel lost and don't know how to act; I don't think how I act is cute at all, rather immature
what's wrong with me? could I have asperger's?
>>8779976
congrats, u r a cis waman
>>8779981
this
>>8779936
Sorry youve been reassigned to taking bodies and souls
>>8779980
sounds like autism spectrum disorder, and I'm not saying that to be a meanie
I have a lot of similar traits, but have never been diagnosed or anything
>tfw trainsgender
>>8779964
Not a bad idea! My friend is coming over and she'll help me clean some too, and then we're gonna cuddle and play videogames and stuff all night!
>>8779965
Took me many years until I broke out of isolation but I'm sure you'll get your moment Just takes time and putting yourself out there~
>>8779968
>>8779973
Good luck Sass!
>>8779983
That's fine too!
>>8779991
hugg
>>8779994
sounds comfy af
You better clean it though
>>8779991
what the fuck
is that a double-decker TRAIN?
>>8780004
Hugg
>>8780006
Careful, I might forcefem you into my maid and have you do it for me.
>>8780009
W-what are we gonna do in the SHARP
>>8780020
that'll never happen, noguns
>>8780007
Those are very normal senpai?
>>8780007
Yeah
Surfliner is pretty popular (runs through San Diego, Orange County, and LA) so it makes sense it's a double decker. Never taken a train in the US before so this is pretty neat
How long can you successfully boymode for? I want to for at least 2 years until I qualify at work and can leave, but I'm 3 weeks in and I already have people saying I look different and asking if I've lost weight
>>8779876
thank
i don't know how to put awesomeness in bottles yet... it probably involves math and you know how i feel about that
>>8780037
I was on HRT for 6 months before stopping because I looked too weird and now when I take a dose of AAs twice the next day I look like I'm wearing makeup
>>8780028
>Submits FOID application
>>8780037
depends on how fast your breasts grow really. if you are a skinny anorexic twig with DFC you can probably boymode as long as you need.
>>8780037
Keep your hair short, wear loose clothing and you can boymode as long as you want to.
>>8780037
I started getting gendered female 6 months in, tho i got rid of my facial hair first.
>>8780046
B-but how will I bully you for being noguns
>>8780030
I've only ever seen them in the Netherlands.
>>8780064
they're common in europe I think
we have them in finland at least
>>8780064
I mean then they're common :^)
>>8780053
You won't anymore~
>>8780068
Sounds like a deal to me!
>>8780079
This isn't fair I have to have something to bully you about
>>8780081
Time to bully the bully.
>>8780084
Nothing personal ma'am
>>8780084
I think we both know you don't have the heart to bully someone
>>8780095
Ask the manager I relentlessly bullied last night.
>>8780093
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>8780106
>M-mr Manager, y-you have bad hair!
-lil Gracie, heart beating furiously at the rudest thing she's ever said
I've only been taking HRT for two months, and a trial dose at that—and I'm already being properly gendered. I think I'm going to make it. I'm walking on fucking clouds. Some old lady just called me a girl, and yesterday, the GameStop clerk called me ma'am. I could cry.
Man these glasses sure do male me up
We are doomed for eteriniy
>>8780120
why desu?
ywn live in japari park
If I struggled to finish an individual pizza can I still post here?
>>8780138
No go away
>>8780138
heck off stomachlet
war of the pink flesh SOON
sam hyde is a tim and eric ripoff hack
>>8780153
So what
Train for more 'za or leave
>>8780153
if one of them wasn't pineapple you have to leave
>>8780163
>canadiens
>>8780181
Hawaiian Chicken pizza is god's gift to man, hoser
>>8780163
It was, good taste.
>>8780181
Got a problem with that?
>>8780181
>>8780185
try the... bexewaiian... habexiian... hawaiiexe...
the bexe special
the bexial!
>pineapple
>pepperoni
>black olive
>>8780186
u2
Hawaiian Pizza is probably the best thing to come out of Canada
>>8780198
Actually I am
>>8780198
Canadarm!
Where do I find guys taller than me so I can feel small? :(
>>8780154
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>8780198
my daddy is the best thing from canada land
>>8780211
online!!!
my bf is 14 inches taller uwu
>>8780211
Norway and other northern places
>>8780106
is it true you got a bf
>>8780212
>online bf
Larp confirmed again!
There's entire sites dedicated to diapfaggery so you have no excuse.
>>8780223
I only know about canadarm but it's a nice country I guess?
By the way, I think Bosnians are taller than Dutch
>>8780212
Also where did you find him?? :O
>>8780225
she has a gf doesn't she
>>8780232
4chan
>>8780229
what he is real not larp :(
we meet in less then 2 months yayyyy im very excited been waiting long time :D
>>8780238
Is he nice?
>>8780238
Oooooooh :D Ever been in a LDR before? :3 Meeting them at the airport is the best feeling eveeeer, even though you're so nervous you think your heart is gonna pop
The Aristocrats!
>>8780241
yeah he is super duper nice and caring and sweet!
>>8780242
i was in a ldr before but it was more of dread then bein excited
it will be differnt this time an i am really exicited for it :)
>>8780246
what does this mean?
Not that poster but any thoughts? They sound really genuine and sad and I don't know how to help them.
>>8779509
>>8780256
AAAHHHH Im so excited for you :D
>>8780268
Pretty sure diaperfag is just an art experiment, none of this is real
>>8780238
Online """relationships""" don't count until after the meeting.
It's for your own good, honest. Hopefully the larp hasn't been going on for too long.
>>8780280
Then explain THIS picture of her daddy
Smoking gun.
should i invest in super female vitality™?
>convert back to manhood
>cut my hair
>buy men's glasses
>put on men's clothes
>go out
>how can I help you ma'am
Reeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>8780296
just inject yourself with testosterone
be the true mtftm
>>8780296
Why'd you detransition? :s
>>8780296
>Guy glasses
Those are what most girls wear these days, so...
>>8780295
Its the only way to stop them
>>8780285
its going to be the 1st year anniversy by then!!!
i dont see the problem althou i know a ldr isnt much compare to a real life relationship
>>8780268
^w^
>>8780280
99% of my posts real outside of some shitposts
>>8780292
thats not daddy :(((
>>8780295
the water supply is estroginized already tho
>>8780300
Literally I am about to buy a set of fashion glasses just like that.
>>8780295
>>8780305
is it possible to estrogenize the water supply enough to get rid of all men
>>8780318
Ouch. What's your work that you can't transition?
>>8780316
Why are all women secretly lesbians
>>8780318
Want guy glasses these days, get rectangular titanium rimless ones.
>>8780324
have you seen girls?
They're cute
guys are meh
We're doing a quad stack
>>8780009
i h8 u
>>8780323
I do a mixture of veterans customer service, sales, recruiting
>>8780324
Because males suck.
>>8780336
I'm a male
Then again I do suck :3
>>8780330
I resent that
>>8780336
what if a male tries his best to be as much like a girl as he can
>>8780316
no u cant estrogen all of the water becomes it becomes toxic for animals
that and u would have to add antiandrogens and brain wash all men becuase they would have to wear girl clothes but guys dont like that
>>8780336
well ur a man playing dressup tho
If you're already seen as a girl anyways, you might as well just keep transitioning so you look even more girl
go speed racist, go speed racist go
>>8780341
I'm at less than 1/20 without glasses so I'm seriously considering LASIK. Even contacts aren't really an option because they're mightily uncomfortable with that heavy a correction.
>>8780351
Says the cis het male troll who's constantly shitting up the thread with his retarded diaper roleplaying.
>>8780344
That's okay. I don't dislike guys- I spent too long as one to get the true misandry that some lesbians have- but they're just boring.
girls are simply better
>>8780351
anti androgen is a good point. We need to figure out how to get that in the water supply
We don't need to brainwash men. They can just all be tomboys
>>8780303
>>8780368
BUT im a homosexual transexual and im not rolepayin i am in ddlg relationship and i have diapee fetish
>>8780355
so does that mean cis girls should transiton because they are arlreaddy seen as a girl
>>8780369
if u do that then men become infertiel and then the world is ruined
>>8780369
lmao girls are more boring than guys
They don't have hobbies or interests and just hop on to what guys like
>>8780374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JRLCBb7qK8
delet boy
continue becoming girls
>>8780380
that's because you're looking at straight girls
>>8780387
Will do, Mr. Beard!
>>8780387
*makes u fall on a lamp*
>>8780395
Cis lesbians are shit too.
Trannies are the best because they're male (so they have a personality) but still girls
>>8780368
DON'T DO IT!!!!!!!
Is it really worth the risk of going blind because you want to give up one piece of fashion?
>>8780385
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kAEoCHANYY
repression boys we out here
squad shit
>>8780414
t. amy
>>8780412
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWd6XgBVIcg
>>8780405
nah, I like cis lesbians. I like trans lesbians too. And, of course, cis/trans bisexuals.
In my view, guys are the ones without a personality. They all seem so monotonous.
Probably just the difference in who we're attracted to, though.
>>8780409
I'm already almost legally blind. Glasses aren't a piece of fashion to me, they're more like a wheelchair. I can't do anything without those. If I could wear contacts for extended periods of time, I'd go with those, but it's not even an option.
Besides, I've had SRS. LASIK is light and low risk in comparison.
boys are trash
>>8780418
nah, not nearly as insane
>>8780425
don't insult trash like that
>>8780422
I mostly like girls, senpai
I've never even been with a guy
>>8780425
boys are trash
men are the best
>>8780425
no we're not
fuck you
>>8780414
>>8780418
>>8780426
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7N6igmQJ-wg
sup
Spartan is honestly a better poster than Amy
>>8779693
Is that lipstick
>>8780436
welcome back, spartan.
glad to have you back.
>>8780429
Eh, then we just disagree, and that's fine.
>>8780405
Straight people, at least young and unattached ones, have to compete hard in the sexual market and that leaves less room for an full individual personality
Older butch lesbians in a steady relationship (like my aunt and her partner)
are generally really cool people
>>8780440
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6CMMunWB50
me at 70
>>8780453
you're a girl faye
why else would you be on mtfg so often, getting girl's clothes, wearing girl's glasses, etc etc
if hormones was the cold war
USA=Testosterone
USSR= Estrogen
>>8780478
estrogen communism will win soon enough
>>8780424
Same, and I'd never even joke about wanting a literal weapon to be fired into someone's eyeballs. Lasick would be like replacing the wheelchair with a landmine. Nopenopenopenope.
Is it really less risky than srs? Any big surgery has a risk of death (or anaesthesia not working) but dying is better than having a weanus and an ugly vagina beats going blind Every Time.
>>8780459
These aren't girls clothes these are pole dancing/yoga clothes
>>8780478
this explains my love of the soviets
>>8780488
"women's moisture wicking perforated running short"
"goodsport women's moisture-wicking fitted cropped legging"
you're a girl who felt she had to stop being a girl for your job, but if people already see you as a girl, it doesn't matter. Just keep transitioning.
>>8780296
It could be the boobies
>>8780487
LASIK isn't anywhere near big surgery. It's a routine procedure done in minutes and the complications rate is minimal. Only thing holding me back is that it's poorly covered by insurance and I'm going to need a lot of money before I'm completely done with my ID change. Going to court and cutting through red tape is expensive.
>>8780484
>>8780490
your forgetting Repnet.
the vicious Repressor who becomes an AI to cure dysphoria and reaps armageddon on all Humanity with his Army of cured repressors.
>>8780447
agp
g
p
sometimes i think
"being a girl would be cool"
but other times i think
"nah"
>>8780453
>boy
>Faye
Whatever you say
>>8780504
repnet is basically just vietnam or something
you guys aren't even a real force, we just fight proxy wars with you
>>8780508
i can smell the tranny on you from here
and boy does it smell good
>>8780516
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvdT4wFh0tQ
>>8780507
Men r fren :3
>>8780518
thats kinda weird
stop with the cringey boy bashing plz.
>>8780524
you're kinda weird
...weirdo
>>8780525
boy detected
>>8780529
dont call me that please
>>8780525
join repgen and we will fight them on the beaches
>>8780536
can i call you emily instead
i've always liked that name
>>8780548
ive known too many emilys
it would be weird
(it is a nice name tho)
>>8780531
Damn straight
>>8780523
Hey fren
>>8780514
Reeeeeeeeeee
>>8780497
:Le thinking face:
whoops accidentally posted in /ftmg/ when i meant to post here. copy+paste cause i'm too lazy to rewrite it
>been dragging my feet getting to a clinic and getting on HRT cause change is scary
>much easier to wallow in self-pity and despair
>finally get to clinic, in two visits i've seen their physician and only need bloodwork done to be able to start HRT
>despite the fact that I want this i'm just instinctively freaking out because of how big of a change it is
I try to tell myself it's just a fear of change, and I know I basically always try to run from or ignore my problems but this is just stressing me out way too much.
Please tell me someone here can relate.
Hi everyone
>>8780560
I was afraid, now as an experienced tran I know that hormones aren't a big deal
It's like heart meds or insulin, and the side effects are gyno and soft skin
>>8780560
Yeah i was there
Its good changes you know
And you'll still be you
You'll just be better and feel better
Ok?
>>8780560
>whoops accidentally posted in /ftmg/ when i meant to post here.
Don't worry, that happens so often they make fun of us for it over there
T R A S H
R A S H
A S H
S H
H
>>8780560
It shouldn't matter if you post here or there
>>8780552
you a shit
>>8780569
Well done
>>8780580
>>8780555
fine, we don't have to call you emily OR weirdo
jeez, nothing satisfies you
>>8780584
nothing satisfies me
emily is a good name though now that im thinking about it
>>8780506
wait why
where is the hamster girl?
>>8780591
shes sometimes here not often though anymore
also that wasn't her in the pictures
>>8780596
what pictures? I just hope she's well
What anime will let me completely dissociate away from reality
>>8780586
if you haven't picked a girlname yet, maybe you can be emily
it's the sort of classy-but-not-too-classy name that fathers from the lesser nobility would give their daughters in the 19th century
>>8780612
it is a nice name
not gonna be a girl though, sorry friend
>>8780616
every day, it'll get a little bit harder to resist the calling
i'm gonna watch you crumble like a house of cards made out of apple crumble
>>8780623
that's a stupid thing to make a House of cards out of
you're kinda stupid
I want this color for my hair
but I don't have any income uwu
What I'm doing to this poor pedicurist after a week of dance class is a war crime
20% tip might do it
Maybe I'll get shrooms or something and find some answer to my problems in a trip
>>8780633
did you pick a colour yet
>>8780636
I mixed shrooms and weed once. As I was putting on makeup I had a weird panic attack where I thought I was my mom reincarnated as the son and that's why I wanted to be a girl. I spent the next hour frantically scrubbing makeup off my face even though there wasn't even any on
>>8780632
have you found any new jerbs yet?
also hows it going?
>>8780626
i've forgotten more than you could ever possibly know
i could even tell you the capital of armenia without googling it
hello /mtfg/
i'm so bored and hoped for some fun here
>>8780641
Sounds like you shouldn't mix the two..
How are all my bitches doin?
>>8780644
how do I know you're not gonna Google it
>>8780647
Gudd!
>>8780647
>tfw you cut short your redemption arc by repressing and go straight back to being evil again
I'm you but stronger (and more handsome)
Let's make fayla a thing ;)
>>8780648
you can trust me, i'm a stranger on the internet
i don't lie and my intentions are pure and innocent
>>8780660
AGP
G
P
>>8780660
>fayla
please no
>>8780669
Ngl a tomboy faye topping me would be pretty hot
>>8780667
stranger danger
you really want me to be a girl huh, I think your intentions aren't pure or innocent
>>8780680
i'm currently running some simulations inside my head right now as we're speaking - there's a 99.9% (recurring, of course) chance that you'll be happier and cutier as a girl
numbers, much like hips, don't lie
>>8780675
Only when the great forces of the natural world are in balance can we have peace, it has to be done.
>>8780686
I doubt your numbers and disagree
>>8780677
Couple questions:
Can I wear an ace bandage binder
How flexible are you
Can me and your cis boy double team you
>>8780675
It's like super autism
>>8780639
White
>>8780698
we should run an experiment to test it
dibs on being the control
>tfw no true love gf
>>8780714
I don't know how will do this experiment
Me and DC keep scheduleing a time to have a serious talk, but it keeps getting delayed.
>>8780717
you have to take the pills for x amount of time - let's say, 5 or 10 years - and we'll see if you're any happier by the end of it
and if not, then no great loss, you'll know it's not for you by then
>>8780731
I have no pills so that's our first roadblock
>>8780703
>Can I wear an ace bandage binder
He'll no, but you can wear an unbuttoned flannel shirt as u do me
>can me and your bf tag team you
Mfw
>>8780733
you can get some from elanna
the only roadblock...is the one in your mind
>>8780739
I hope he lets me be the back, it's his choice though as he's the prime alpha, I want to be able to go hard
>>8780750
i don't think I am who you think I am?
>>8780753
Well I go atm so you guys can take turns spitroasting me
>>8780754
get some from the local doctor man then
he probably has loads in his drawer
>>8780762
okay I'll try
what do I do after that
Oh no, it's the Boring Hour with boring trips.
>>8780771
it me
>>8780758
>tfw you'd be jealous of Kaylas spot now that you think about it
>>8780771
it's always boring hour in /mtfg/ these days
im a hero
>They go offline when you start typing
Wake me up
>>8780777
Sorry, my spot is mine and I don't top
>>8780780
Sad but true.
>>8780776
Ehhh...
>>8780781
I thought you finally started taking whoremoans.
>>8780770
swallow them
feel the estrogen coursing through your veins as your skin becomes softer and your muscles atrophy
>>8780785
>kayla won't take point while her boyfriend take s my v card after we're done with her
;-;
>>8780789
i've been accused of being boring by anons multiple times desu
>>8780789
I did but then I quit cause I'm just that hard to brainwash
Now I just shitpost for memes
Also bf
>>8780791
I don't know how I feel about that friend but alright. What's the next part
>>8780792
Yeah fuck that, his cock is mine
>>8780225
>>8780236
Nah, closest I got to that was a fun night with an old buddy from highschool, but he's not my bf.
>>8780793
Either that was all me or you have a serious problem young lady. Being boring in today's society? Dreadful.
>>8780799
So you're just a bitchy fag? That explains a lot.
>>8780802
kayla I found this in my garbage this morning
>>8780804
awww
well keep looking, you'll find someone
>>8780812
Ewww gross, you found Angie
>>8780815
it's actually a opossum :)
they're marsupials
>>8780802
Jeez well I guess the best bet is to just put you across my lap and make out with you until he fucks you, sounds like too much of a minefield otherwise
>>8780801
growing hair, make up, voice training, kissing practice, catgirl outfits, female mannerisms bootcamp, girlmoding, tricking unambiguously heterosexual cis males into finding you attractive, crying, ordering pizza, hopelessness, pressing your growing boobs against someone's back, finding nice shoes, etc.
>>8780573
rude
>>8780809
u know it
>>8780824
That's too much, I'm out
>>8780820
Put me on your lap and spank me. I've become quite fond of getting spanked
>>8780829
Being a tranny is hard work. That's why so many fail and go crazy.
>>8780824
Iktf
>>8780824
I did everything but the first two, do I still win
>>8780833
Thanks but no thanks friend
>>8780833
>pictured cis male next to cis female for comparison
feeling alone
>>8780829
no one said it was going to be easy, you simpering milquetoast
man up and become a woman
>>8780840
Well you can always go full gay like spartan did.
>>8780847
Guys are gross, I'll just be an over compensating straight Amy
>>8780847
you'll transition in your 40-50s anyway but ... yeah, you could try to not transition
Walking out in the pink flip flops has got to be the most embarrassing thing ever
>there are people out there that still deny themselves transition
>>8780870
you took some time yourself till you started
most repressors still start their transition before you did
>>8780859
Oh those thin ass disposable ones ?
>>8780870
not for me thanks :)
>>8780859
Cute feet.
>>8780877
Yeah so you have to walk like a duck
>>8780880
But guys find that walk cute duh
I'm getting sad for no reason, is it the hormones?
Ordered fake nose rings to see if I want a real one.
How many here has a nostril ring? Share your piercings, I got both ears and my belly done
>>8780897
Are you on cypro?
>>8780900
evorel 100 patches
Pasadena is pretty desu
>>8780898
>tfw still haven't gotten my ears pierced
>>8780898
why a ring though? nose studs are a lot cuter
a ring just makes you look like a cow
>>8780898
facial piercings are agp
>>8780911
nosestuds look like a spot or a bump in ure nose.
Not that pretty imo desu
>>8780911
>not being a hucow
>>8780914
there is literally nothing wrong with being AGP
>>8780911
Rings are cute in the nostril
what a week
holy shit
>>8780925
Don't put words in my mouth agp.
>>8780924
I'm not bullying you, I think you should post feet more often. Allie was saying the other day that she wished you would.
No body moves a muscle until I'm a cute girl
>>8780933
i didn't accuse you of anything though
wow, now look who's the one putting words in whose mouth
>>8780932
Tell us more.
>>8780948
my relationship almost ended for reasons that are nobody's business, but I already saw myself in a morgue by monday
>>8780945
Don't put words in the mouths of the words in my mouth.
>>8780949
are you even a little bit disappointed it didn't go that way
>>8780949
Did you plan out your last two days?
wonder if I'd be cute desu senpai
>>8780957
no. I love him more than I hate life.
>>8780961
ye ive an appointment tomorrow, or I wouldnt have had to wait until monday ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>8780949
>>8780949
don't die sophie, you're too cute to die
only dumb, ugly people should die
>>8780971
Appointments on the final days will make you stick around as a ghost tho
>>8780985
I wont, not yet anyway
>you're too cute to die
you need glasses
>>8780977
you mad kike?
>>8780987
thatd woulda been dope
i am a transgender person and it makes me want to die because i hate my body and like to hurt it
>at restaurant
>"ready to order, ladies?"
>"have a goodnight, ladies"
What did he mean by this
>>8780991
>you need glasses
i've got 20/20 vision actually and i'm such an excellent judge of character, i once guessed a girl's favourite colour just by staring at her intently while she googled sky blue summer dresses
sounds like shit really sucks at the moment though
>>8781014
Girl mode success!
>>8781015
understatement of the year.
at least I have the man I love holding my hand through all of that though
>>8781025
nothing can stand in the way of love, except like war and trucks and stuff
i think you're going to be okay though, you just have to be a brave little sausage
Judaism is a cool religion and culture
What would win
Meme pills
Or
All of societies expectations of who you should be and the condition for your mothers love
>>8781053
>Religion
>Cool
When I'm sad I'm Trans, but when I'm angry/etc I feel really masculine, and when I'm happy or neutral I feel nothing
>>8781035
love can stand n the way of love as well.
>i think you're going to be okay though
we will see
>>8781053
the consequences of hundreds of years of oppression and persecution of a nation and nuclear war are the same: only the roaches survive
>>8781074
Woah, we've got a right bad man in the thread.
help im sad
>>8781081
thats the weirdest name anon
>>8781081
maybe you would be less sad if you stopped carving your leg up like a christmas turkey
>>8781099
yes, but it's probably not going to make you happy in the long-run to have legs that look like a satellite map of baghdad
>>8781099
What do you think would help?
Is there anything you like to do?
mtm male to mommy
Why does it make me feel good every time strangers call me miss?
>>8781107
does it make your little girl penis hard when the overweight black clerk at the DMV calls you ma'am >o<
>>8781107
because it makes you feel like a woman?
Pls help is this cute
>>8781107
Because it's new and it fits what you want to hear. Enjoy it while it lasts. I stopped giving a fuck or even noticing it a good while ago. It's just normal now.
>>8781125
I don't think I'll get over it, it makes me too happy
>>8781131
In any case, I like seeing you better like this than how you used to be. Glad you didn't give up.
>>8781117
Wtf is up with the phone
Also yr new haircut is retarded
>>8781117
you look like a semi retired mid 30s business woman on her way to her pole class
>>8781122
Oh, that sucks :(
maybe try and get a hobby, it tends to distract you from emotional pain when your doing something you like, and you could probably meet people that hobby
And please don't hurt yourself, I understand how good it feels when your doing it but the scars it can leave are awful and you could get and infection and end up ill
hugg
>>8781121
I long for that feeling :(
>>8781122
>there isn't really a long term for me
of course there is, you can't just expect that one day you'll kill yourself, because what if you don't and suddenly you have to do stuff and things
i think you have a cute future ahead of you (a "cuteture", if you will)
>>8781136
Thanks. I'm trying my hardest to get through this transition shit alive
>>8781145
i could try i guess
i just really dont feel like i can
or like anything good would happen
thanks for worrying but i will be ok cutting has not been bad yet
hugg
>>8781147
i dont know i was about to kill myself lots of times yesterday
i think some day i wont stop
a cuteture sounds fun that would be nice
Too much existing for my taste
>>8781190
fucken same
When will the option for unpassing trans people to be euthanized, be implented into trans medical treatment :(
>>8781197
Why waste tax money when you can jump off a building for free?
>>8781143
My bf suggested I take a pole dancing class, should i???
>tfw overhear really close transgirl friend refer to me as him to her gf
Idk how to even bring it up to her
I cried pretty badly at first and I can't stop thinking of it every time I think about her.
>>8781206
its pretty fun and a good workout. if they exist near you its something to do, though youll probably get more use out of more traditional dancing classes.
>>8781205
Because I'm not brave enough to do it myself I need someone to help me :/
>>8781179
I would try, think about a thing that your interested in and then get started, its not too hard
maybe do some walks, believe me, that can help
Tfw /pol/ boss knows I'm trans and teases me for it
>>8781206
Lira is better and sexier
>>8781206
Wait no I have a better one
You can take the girl out of /pol/ but you can't take the /pol/ out of the girl
CPR is hard work, phew
>>8781206
Not very useful. Get tango or ballroom dances lessons instead.
You see the difference is anyone can do pole dancing, you just hold onto the bitch
>>8781225
NPR?
What happened?
>>8781223
i want to put my pole into you
and take it out
and put it in again
>>8781228
Vs lyra
>>8781229
Oh, nothing. I'm taking a first aid course. Lots and lots of practice.
Another weekend sitting alone in my room with nothing to do. Yay.
>>8781233
masturbate and be mean to people online
>>8781235
Thats the life~
>>8781235
I dont have the drive to masturbate anymore.
>>8781241
i inject a bottle of super male vitality once a day to increase sex drive
Nini champs
>>8781248
Be careful anon, that stuff makes the frikkin frogs gay.
>>8781254
sleep snug, smug
>>8781233
Im jelly, my friends keep dragging me out to parties when I just wanna stay home and play with warhammer minis.
>>8781237
>Lame
you and Faye could take the same lyra class and then you can act posh when you talk about the fitness classes you take
>>8781257
im a boy dressing up as a girl this is already maximum gay
>>8781225
are you training to be a medic, haribo
if i pretend to drop dead in the middle of the street, will you give me the kiss of life
w-what happened to charlotte
>>8781273
she posted about a week ago.
>>8781264
Oh my god do you go to circus school?
No it interferes with my antigravity hot yoga
Oh! I'm taking trapeze there it's sooo much fun and really works your upper body and core
Literally a conversation I had
>>8781240
White nationalists and antifa have both been making armed demonstrations in Phoenix, when it was Antifa it was funny but now with white nats Im sleeping with my gun loaded next to my bed, I dont wanna get drug out into the streets and lynched during the night.
>>8781237
I guess the choice between pole and Lyra would be the choice between the wanting Kayla or Faye
>>8781269
I've thought about becoming a paramedic but I don't think a high stress job like that is for me. This is just something I can put on my resume to be a little more competitive, and it's nice to have anyways.
>slipping the tongue
That would be unprofessional!
>>8781284
Just fug my booty hole already
>>8781280
is it that bad in the US? I didn't expect white nats to kill whites
I love fayla
>>8781280
No one cares about you enough to want to try and kill you, Moap.
Good thing I live in liberal California
Here in Laguna beach they literally have rainbow flags everywhere, totes legbutt friendly
>>8781254
nini~
>>8781256
oh :(
maybe try and find somthing?
Just suggesting
>>8781280
I don't think that line will be crossed, its scary seeing all the unrest and fighting, but I don't think the nazi larpers would do something like that
even though the pol memers that come here talk about le day of le rope its just to get a rise out of people
>>8781297
>>8781312
Here too, also these.
>>8781295
what jobs are you aiming to get? are they cute jobs you're applying for?
>>8781280
Thanks for reminding me, Weave and I need to take pictures of each other for our FOIDs!
>>8781297
that's a preddy nice butt!
>>8781297
o.o
>>8781346
>having your ass eaten
best part of having sex with guys.
>>8781312
I'm so sorry.
It's not too late to leave .
>>8781340
>Faye and Kayla will never have a threesome with kaylas bf after their lyra class
>>8781356
top kek
>>8781361
I don't want her to come because that means my butt will stay better
>>8781353
>best part of having sex with guys
Naw, my fav part is post sex cuddles. When he grabs me and holds me tight and i look deeply into his beautiful green eyes and he looks into mine and tells me he loves me, I always cry, best feel on earth
>>8781361
who tips who tho? 3 bottoms who can't gete erections seems sorta like a messy deal.
>>8781372
>best part of sex is post sex
wat?
>what's the best part of eating meat?
i like the apple pie after having a meat dinner
me lumpy man
>tfw looking at the stupid shit I say to/about people when I am drunk...
Never again.
>>8781325
I'm currently hoping for administrative assistant; I've always wanted a comfy office job where I can dress up a bit. Idk how cute that is, but I guess it could be!
>>8781336
The instructor today mentioned a story from the US where someone had to cut a woman's shirt away to use an automated defibrillator on her, saving her life and she later went on to sue them for sexual assault. Seriously, wat
>>8781384
Okay the best part during sex is when I reach my hand to guide his cock in me, then i like to put my fingers around it as he sticks it in and out of me so I can feel it slide around my hole, it's super hot, that or my other fave is when I'm sitting on top of him and as I ride his cock my girl peen slaps against his tummy rhythmically
>>8781402
what if faye topped you and your boyfriend topped her
>>8781411
>>8781411
>>8781411
>>8781411
>>8781411
>>8781394
I hope your hangover isn't too bad