/mtfg/ male to female general

>>8781411
First!

Someone fetch Elanna.

hi ok

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>>8781411
>no edition
ok, i'm naming this todd howard edition then

>>8781394
Next time you get drunk, get yourself in here.
Maybe you're drunk right now.

If you all spent half the time you do posting here you might pass someday.

Probably not though

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>tfw cuddles and stuffed crust

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>>8781405
Hihi

>>8781421
It's manageable.

>>8781431
I was here for a bit, though I looked and I forgot to use my trip, but the moogles were still there.

And I'll probably get drunk again tonight, I am very sad.

>>8781438
Living the dream

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I love you, anons and trips.
<3

>>8781438
I'll stuff your crust

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>>8781444
>And I'll probably get drunk again tonight, I am very sad.
careful, you're starting to turn into an alliecoholic

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>tfw the drone project is basically a master's thesis at this point
>tfw spend all day researching fluid mechanics and doodling on CAD
>tfw been doing this for 2 years to escape reality
The power of repression kids.

>>8781450
<3

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>>8781450
You too, Anon

>>8781444
Remember to drink lots of water and go to bed at a reasonable time

>>8781438
but you still an ugly hoe

>>8781454
You could have been floyd mayweather if you just let yourself get to high T

FUCK BURGER

>>8781444
If you're sad before you drink, won't you still be sad after you drink? Sounds like waste of money.

>>8781461
RUDE!!! Don't be mean to Grace >:(

>>8781470
trip on, graces cuddle buddy

>>8781466
I did seriously consider asking my doctor for more T before coming out. Of course that would have been disastrous.

>>8781470
I only bully people I don't like.

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>>8781452
>alliecoholic
Cease puns right this instance.

>>8781460
I've had like 2 litres of water, and I never go to bed at a reasonable hour.

>>8781469
Yeah but I get to forget for a little while, and I lose my filter and say all the things that I always want to say, but I'm usually too shy to say when I'm sober.

>>8781486
You fool.

T is not something you just buy or squire

It must be earned, as you hone your mind and body to produce more of it. It is the product of determination, rage and never ending persistence, its power is is it's own fuel

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>>8781493
>I've had like 2 litres of water
That's good
>I never go to bed at a reasonable hour
That's bad, try your hardest to go to bed earlier tonight. If the kiwi birds are out it's too late for you to be up!

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>>8781493
>Cease puns right this instance
fine, i'll just...bottle them up

Penis in my vagina [asshole]

>>8781438
i havent had a stuffed crust in forever. theres no pizza hut near me ; ;

>>8781493
>>8781503
maybe we can be Allies when it comes to making puns

>>8781496
That's what high test alphas do. Low test betas like me repress by retreating into academics

do you guys post your voices?

>>8781512
I think my voice is well known around here.

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>>8781501
Anon I'm sorry but sleep is just not good for me, blacking out from sad drinking on the other hand, that is very good for me.

>>8781503
>>8781506
ree

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>mfw a chicken

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>>8781337
Slaaneshi Chaos is my primary army.
Imperial Guard was my primary army before that.

>>8781302
Im a transwoman lol they dont give a fuck Im white.

>>8781307
Thanks for the reassurement, anon.

>>8781314
I hope you're right but Im paranoid and scared.

>>8781327
Wha-whats a foid?

>>8781336
Yeah but that one white nationalist might actually try to kill me, they're scary people and you know that I know from experience.

>>8781518
I spent the last week doing that, it wasn't fun. I hope you get better

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>>8781506
I order a stuffed crust pizza hit pizza twice a week. With 3 marinara sauce cups. Oh and here is the kicker, I only have it with their bbq sauce, dip that In marinara and omg its orgasmic

>>8781506
>maybe we can be Allies when it comes to making puns
let's make so many alcohol based puns, she'll feel sick whenever she looks at a bottle and give up sad drinking

sometimes you have to bully to be kind

>>8781512
some people do, you can do it anon.

>>8781526
Slaanesh is totes the best chaos army to run for fun and flavor. i had a small sisters army that got stolen, now im working on building a renegades and heretics list for conversion funtimes. Kind of want to get some chaos dwarfs to play fantasy and age of sigmar but then idk anybody that even plays the fantasy games.

>>8781530
I'd have to drive like 20 minutes to get pizza hut. for all that effort id just assume knead out the dough myself. doubt id be able to stomach more than one pizza a month though, way too heavy

>>8781512
https://clyp.it/ijjodj4u

>>8781551
>doubt id be able to stomach more than one pizza a month though, way too heavy
Well I eat once every 2 days so that's why I binge

>>8781530
i thought you'd add ketchup to pizza.

oh right, barbacue sauce is basically ketchup

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>>8781527
It's all I can do to make me less sad though.

>>8781557
>barbacue sauce is basically ketchup
Cease

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Weave got ma'am'd! Time to drink and eat pizza!
>>8781449
I really am!
>>8781451
Oh goodness, with what!?
>>8781506
There's one near me but they don't deliver.
>>8781526
FOID is our gun license in our state. Nice ass!

How do you make an appointment with a psych?
Is it like a regular doctor?

>>8781564
i didn't know you were American!

>>8781569
yeah. call secretary. get date, go to doc

>>8781555
i have to make sure to eat every day so i can keep a closer eye on my weight and manage gains. otherwise id be just like you

>>8781564
a poptart is a sandwich

>>8781569
yes. you just call them and ask to make an appointment as a new patient. depending on where you are and how popular they are they might be have a long ass waiting list.

>>8781575
fookin epic

I just want to cry
I am losing all hope

>>8781579
ok cool c:

>>8781581
alright thanks ^^

>>8781582
what's wrong gommunist traitor?

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>>8781576
I'm not, tomato sauce is nothing like bbq sauce.
Tomato sauce is gross, bbq sauce is godly.

>>8781581
No, poptarts are diabeetus in a 'lil package.

>>8781582
What has you losing hope?

>>8781589
>>8781586
Gender dysphoria is getting to me
I'm hung up on the fact that I'll never be a girl and it hurts

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>>8781551
Haha yeah Ive got chaos marines, chaos daemons,and chaos renegades. I run them all together generally too. Ive played age of sigmar with my daemons and Im really unimpressed with it honestly, I dont own a single AoS exclusive mini.

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>>8781568
Oh, we dont have those here really, you can get a concealed carry license but you dont need it.
Its the wild west.

>>8781592
I wish I knew how to help you. : (

>>8781493
Sounds alcoholic to me.

>willingly eating pizza hut
>thinshaming
What Planet is This?

>>8781592
but you'll be really close to a girl and you'll be able to live as a girl
that's better than the alternative, right?

plus you have a semi-popular set of values, and people don't just assume you're crazy
that's a good thing ^-^

>>8781610

True but still I'm just so unmotivated and tired
Hopefully I'll feel better
Thanks Anon
>>8781606
Thanks

>>8781592
So much for you claiming you're not effected by dysphoria.

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I just put on some concealer, eye pencil and a wig and I think I look like a girl! I'll consider this a no makeup pass. Not even a fringe wig as well. Big curly wig, I look like one of those 90s thots. Finally I can pass without feeling like a drag queen. I hope I really do pass and it's not me being delusional though. My repressive feelings have now melted away. Sayonara /mtfg/

>>8781568
no
guns

>>8781617
Any type of wig = drag queen.

>>8781617
are you memeing?

take care if you're serious, ok?

>>8781619
Virtually all black women wear wigs or weaves.

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I-I'm a tranny... and I'm proud...

>>8781587
they are for sure, but they are diabeetus inducing sandwiches.

>>8781600
Chaos and orks have the most options when it comes to painting and converting so i really lean towards them. Though I guess inquisition has some neat options too. I've never played AoS but I know I like fantasy a decent bit, its very different to 40k and super unbalanced but really neat to play.

>>8781624
Louder

>>8781623
Especially the ones who are men and drag queens.

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>>8781619
For real.

>>8781592
Pass harder bitch.

>>8781619
*smacks hand*
Bad anon
no keyboard

>>8781592
you get a bit girlier every day, that's something at least

eventually, no one will be able to tell the difference between you and a cis girl, unless they call in a skeletonologist or look at your genitals

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Hon lyfe

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>>8781609
Na I'm fine.

>>8781636
Definition of butterface

>>8781636
If you angeled any more youd be a triangle

>>8781641
Meh, my voice and mannerisms make me pass irl

>>8781616
When did I ever say I wasn't affected by dysphoria?

>>8781645
I didnt say you didnt pass
I said your face is ugly

>>8781649
I know my face is ugly, thanks. Sorry I don't have the face of a 12 year old

>>8781649
dont bully kayla

I want to die. I will never pass.

>>8781661
>hon lyfe
>mad when ur not hugboxxed

Lmfao fucking trannies always baiting compliments

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>>8781666
Hey same satan, can you come and kill me?

>>8781667
I have a constant need for positive confirmation

>>8781667
she felt bad and wanted people to make her feel better
thats normal

1 more question before I go
https://clyp.it/2ax5trji
Am I making any progress or should I just give up?

>>8781682
More like she knows she passes and is attractive so baits compliments to boost her ego

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Is being asexual just a phase? I'm 25 and I've been asexual with no for about 10 years now. I want to know my sexuality before I transition or not. I'm tall and 7-8/10 but my parents shamed the concept of having a girlfriend out of me when I was growing up by constantly making fun of me whenever I showed any romantic interest in my peers my whole childhood. That, a hormone imbalance (high estrogen) that kept my libido very low, and 2D and thus far I'm on track to becoming a wizard with 0 social skills outside of business small talk.

I've had both women and men hit on / approach me and every time I run away with 0 interest.I'm very jealous of female bodies though.
I like the idea of having a feminine body but I'm way too tall to ever pass as a woman. Right now I crossdress in private. If I ever did go on HRT I'd probably stay boymode forever and enjoy my body in private.

If I knew whether or not I'd be asexual forever I'd be able to make a decision on HRT as soon as possible.

>>8781682
kayla doesn't have feelings

she has the cold, calculating brain of a lizard and doesn't feel emotions

>>8781628
ily riley

>>8781688
no bullying

>>8781694
NO bullying

>>8781685
i can't hear u lol

>>8781691
it's not a phase, it's a meme
or in your case, a mental illness
if you wanna have a girl body, take girl pills. sexuality isn't part of it.

>>8781691
Sexual orientation can change when you take HRT anyways so I wouldn't worry too much about it. Why do you think you need to know if you'll still be asexual or not to make your decision?

>>8781704
Turn up your speakers???

>>8781708
suck my girldick???

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>>8781587
wat? i bet you've nwver tried south caroline or mayo barbacue sauce so here's a little info for u

>>8781699
real bullying hours

if you can't take the heat, it's time to bail

>>8781714
i wanna dip my dick in u

>>8781715
bullies r sad ppl

>>8781713
Oy vey, /mtfg/ is always having a go at me for not bothering to voice train yet whenever I do try they never offer any feedback whatsoever, and then they wonder why I don't voice train.

>>8781678
you should give zero fucks for what anon has to say.

0 fucks.

you look cute, you pass, you have a BF. why would you ever care what these literal basement trolls say about u.

>>8781720
Do you have ears? Record ur voice and listen to it.

>>8781720
i barely ever post here desu

i can't turn up my speakers ok im sorry

>>8781705
If I find out later in life that I want a normie life with a wife and kids, having a freaky 6 foot 7 hon body would make it very difficult. I probably need a couple years in therapy first but I'm already near the limit for OK hrt results even with my already feminine body (no facial hair at my age, little body hair, thin waist for a man, wide hips and big butt, etc)

>>8781704
What kind of mental illness is it? When I talked to a psychiatrist he said I might have schizoid personality disorder but I was too afraid to mention any sexuality at the time.

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>>8781719
>bullies r sad ppl
me irl

I'm watching

>>8781685
https://youtu.be/psFQMKcsIF8

>>8781719
>anon making lewd comments to sass
lmao. stop this madness.

>>8781736
Ok surgery it is then. $7000, I'm tempted to just girlmode with a male voice forever like just fuck it, ignore the problem for my sanity. I'll get beaten up though won't I?

>>8781742
just become mute

carry around a little whiteboard with you and communicate via short sentences and drawings, it'll be really cute

>>8781729
i dunno
something that inhibits your ability to determine your own sexuality
probably your shitty family's fault

>>8781731
same honestly
i can't help but lash out sometimes

>>8781738
first class slut

Why do you people exist anyway

>>8781756
Why does anything exist? It's a mystery.

>>8781745
I have seriously considered this but a tall woman with a giant skull and feet refusing to talk may make people suspicious and I could get clocked that way. At any rate I'll avoid opening my mouth in public as much as possible but fully pretending to be mute I don't think I'd go that far.

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I could really use a massage right about now.

>>8781757
Good point also I was filtered out by cis lebsians again 3 time today I shouldn't ask questions

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>>8781756
Trannies exist for me to bully and no other reason. Take a look at them and tell me that isn't what they were perfectly designed for.

>>8781745
But I don't get it, the online guides say talk with the back of your throat and raise your voicebox. That's what I do and it never works. This is made 1000x more frustrating by the fact that every other tranny seems to just get it.
>>8781768
I cycled to south the other day. Didn't pass your area though.

>>8781768
But my job is to question everyone. Also when I'm bored I bait but that's just a hobby my name helps

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does faye have milky boobs

>>8781781
Yes very creamy tits it's an ice cream sundae

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>>8781777
What a coincidence, I drove through your borough the other day.

Should have carried a couple of eggs with me just in case I saw you cycling along the road. A good idea for the future.

>>8781747
lmao! I'd let you dip whenever ;) if you are who I think you are.

>>8781781
Wwwhattt

>>8781791
so much milky

>>8781756
indeed

mayhaps we don't.

>>8781791
What a coincidence I just commented to you on another thread that you have milky tits

>>8781789
uwu

>>8781781
there is special guatemalan tea to induce lactation in women passed down by ancient native american cultures here. it makes prolactin level nuts.

>>8781787
Isit? Weird. I went to some place called St Mary Cray. There was fuck all there. My explorations are giving diminishing returns, all that's left are a few middle-of-nowhere zone 6 chav towns. Not really worth the effort anymore.

>>8781812
Everything went full circle

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>>8781787
One day you will wake up and realize what the situation here truly is, and Ill laugh in your face as you beg me for pity.

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How to get drunk without saying stupid embarrassing things and wanting to die once I am sober and see what I have said?

>>8781714
This confuses me.

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>>8781812
How many boroughs do you have left to explore? Or are you doing it by postcode?

>>8781822
What is the situation here, Moap? Please enlighten me.

What happens when you start HRT with a hormone imbalance and gyno beforehand? Is it a positive or a negative?

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It's too fucking hot today. I feel like I gained 50 pounds, can barely move...ugh...

Why the fuck do i get naturally wet when I'm horny
I can't find fucking anything
it doesn't smell like shit and I'm 100% I dont have the runs or whatever
but my ass gets damp, especially around the entrance, and it's way easier to put a dildo, my fingers, or my boyfriend's dick in
it's fucking weird
I'm Klinefelter, diagnosed XXY, but I'm still totally lost because this isn't reported fucking anywhere
all I've got is like one decade old thread on fucking Susan's

>>8781846
Wrong thread ok

>>8781850
where the fuck would i post this
/hrt/?
I dunno I just fucking posted it somewhere cause I'm super confused when I realized this wasn't normal
am I actually fucking intersex?

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>>8781835
I've been to all the boroughs. I pretty much do it by the rail map. Places that aren't on the rail map I don't know of their existence until I pass through it. My reasoning is that if it doesn't have a train station it isn't a significant area and that's usually true but occasionally I run into a large town with no station or get to an area with a station that has basically nothing there.

>>8781852
Ask your parents

>>8781870
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
they didn't know I was Klinefelter until I did
They know as much if not less than I do

>>8781874
Then ask a doctor

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>>8781868
Do you have a little blank map of London up on your wall where you colour in which areas you've been to, and each colour represents a different year?

>>8781875
yeah I have an endo appointment Wednesday but I don't exactly want to bring up something that insanely personal face to face if there was an answer, idk
I guess I'll just ask

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So I just wore a bikini for like the first time in 5 years. It was p ok

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How much longer until I get the hrt line on my gt and a girlfriend that demeans me while I ride her?

>>8781890
Good for you now do me favor I have to do one perverted thing a day to keep my title show us a picture

>>8781885
Lol no this isn't official or anything, it's just something I do occasionally when I'm bored. Just randomly think of somewhere and cycle there, see what's there. I don't keep any record of where I went or when.
Speaking of maps I'm pretty badass at navigating, I didn't check a map or a compass until I got to Sidcup.

>>8781893
Why would I take a picture? I was at a beach

>>8781898
I don't know never mind sorry I just need to keep my qoutea

>>8781890
how cute do you have to be to wear girl swimstuffs?
i've been too scared to swim all summer

>>8781898
did you drown?

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>>8781897
But you could make little spreadsheets about where you went and when, and time yourself and plot distance travelled and all sorts of other things.

Keep colouring your map until it expands more and more into the surrounding cities.

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>>8781908
Idk you don't have to be cute to wear a swimsuit??
The average cis woman in a swimsuit is honestly kind of uggo

>>8781914
Yeh im a gost

>>8781918
cool
can I have your stuff?

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>>8781920
What stuff?

>>8781935
I'm taking your coffee maker

>>8781940
My what?

>>8781825
barbacue sauce is a ketchup base sauce

>>8781948
your french press

anyone here play fightan games?

>>8781951
Thank you
God
I thought I was gonna have to smack a bitch ur triggering my autism

>>8781961
take a swing I'll put you 6ft under Lannü

>>8781961
Isn't a french press a type of coffee maker?

>>8781966
A coffee maker is an electrical appliance, so no.

>>8781964
I'd like to see you try

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>>8781970
bitch think I fucken won't
1v1 at the Willows Beach flagpole, 12:30

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>>8781918
I finally got myself two-piece
but I don't go swimming because work all the time
I need monies for laser, doctor appts, clothes, accessories, makeup, salon visits, and more
being a girl is expensive!!

>>8781915
I keep tabs in my head, the longest ever distance was 86 miles to East Horsley and back, my highest ever speed downhill was 45 mph on Westerham Heights, my highest (sustained) speed on the flat was about 36 mph through Bromley somewhere (A21?) and my highest (burst) speed on the flat I think was about 41 mph down the A41 (coincidence huh?)
The reason why I haven't gone faster downhill is because that's the biggest hill here and it has a sharp curve in the middle. I always pussy out and brake.

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>>8781957
I play Tekken but my interest in it decreases daily.

>>8781970
>A coffee maker is an electrical appliance
I'm not sure that's necessarily true.

If you lie, you'll get coal for Christmas, you know.

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>>8781961
>>8781970
surprise surprise
now that you're a lesbian, you're getting violent

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>>8781986
I'm gonna single handedly keep the coal industry afloat!

>>8781974
You gotta take AAs for a bit to even the playing field

>>8781981
You gotta make time for it, that's honestly how I never wound up swimming even without the excuse of needing to tuck

>>8781990
But I'm not a lezzer ;-;

>>8781986
I think the issue is "coffee maker" is US appliance shorthand for "drip coffee machine" and typically makes a cup or a pot. When really, a coffee maker is anything or anyone that makes coffee. A french press makes coffee.

>>8781996
>But I'm not a lezzer ;-;
Lol

Anyone familiar with America's Next top model?

I'm binge watching the season with men on it and there was a really pretty transwoman on it but wasn't cast on the final cast.

I don't get it though she's much better than Isis, the transwoman who was actually cast a few seasons prior

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>>8782001
>she's much better than Isis
DIE

>>8781996
AAs are for girls dumb dumb, I'll just get so drunk I can't stand to make it fair

Should I call my company DroneX or would that piss off Elon Musk?

>>8781997
To be honest, I don't even drink coffee (except instant sometimes) and don't really have any idea what the difference between these different machines, I just wanted to argue semantics for the sake of it. Also I'm not autistic.

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>>8782000
But I'm not though I want a boyfriend and everything

>>8782018
:)

>>8782018
Elanna is... STINKI!!!!!!!

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>>8781981
I don't think 2 piece swimsuits are meant for trannies.

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this is goodbye, mtfg, i'm going to kill my elf tonight.

>>8782033
As long as the tuck job is good I don't see the issue. It's not like you have to be a model to wear a two piece. God knows just about anyone wears one nowadays.

hrt made me gay. praise kek

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Where do all you people live where every single non trannu is scrotum-ugly?
You do realise the existing of ugly people doesn't make you less ugly, right?
You don't even have enough cyborg parts to be throwing transhumanist shade like omg

>>8782038
pls don't kill your elf, just train her to be a gooder girl in the future

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>>8782038
Good night sweet princess.

I hope your next life treats you more kindly.

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>>8782039
Pls don't subject the innocent public to tucking. But I was actually thinking more along the lines of not being able to hide the wide chest, broad shoulders and all those not so little giveaways while wearing a swim suit.
Some things you just can't hide.

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>>8782030
No
u

>>8782018
:(

>>8782010
But that will give you drunk strength

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>>8782053
If you've had an orchi it's more or less completely invisible when tucked and impossible to tell the difference.

>>8782053
>tfw no way to hide your fat belly in that outfit

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>>8782057
I think the public would want to see that even less.

Something in the air in LA made my lungs want to die

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>>8781990
>straight cis girls aren't violent
????
I had a coworker who would threaten to castrate anyone if they made her stations messy.

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>>8782064
Yeah please don't post pictures of me without permission thanks

>>8782065
Have you not noticed the air is orange

>>8782055
Get drunk too, it'll even us out

>>8782065
it's all the gay particles, i think

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>>8782043
one digit too short my tran

>>8782038
Ten pesos have been deposited to your account

>>8782015
A press is completely different REEEE

>>8782065
>tfw you will never drink cocktails on the Sunset Strip with Ambiance

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>>8782071
How about your friends?

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>>8782073
I think we declare the winner by height desu

>>8782053
I'd rather see a masculine-boned body in a two piece than a landwhale in one.

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>>8782071
San Diego doesn't have this problem
This is why I never usually go to LA desu
>>8782076
The gay chemtrails tried to turn me into a transbian
>>8782078
:(

We should kill ourselves in other news I have betted to a gay thread how long till they ban me I'm good At that and for some reason I like reapeating myself

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>>8782080
Oh shit there's me

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>>8782085
I don't know. Seeing a man in a swimsuit is pretty bad.

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>>8782088
There's plenty of reasons why you shouldn't go to the city of angels. Or anywhere near it. Or California actually

>>8782084
M-muh size of the fight in the dog

Shortest wins
Co-worker chan takes round 1
Lannü btfo

>>8782095
A straight cis man, yes. But that's because men are even less likely to take care of themselves.

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>>8782102
Oh what's that stain on the bottom of my shoe?
Is it coworker chan?

>>8782062
Someone isn't beach body ready!

>>8782105
Does looking like a whale count
If so I'm beach body ready

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>>8782103
Transbians aren't so far removed from "straight cis men". And trannies are not so far removed from transbians.
All of them are pretty aesthetically displeasing in a swimsuit.

>>8782105
One day!

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>>8782044
I live in conservative hell and no one will kill me for being a degenerate tranny

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>>8782112
mfw someday you fall for a transgirl who is so passable you think she's cis and have to deal with the trauma of liking trannies

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>>8782112
In a swim suit I look like a white lantern with a badonk

>>8782104
You wish you light weight
Second round is shot for shot

>>8782124
You only have one badonk?

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>>8782121
What a horrible fate. Why would you wish that on anyone?

>>8782124
Can you explain what "white lantern" and "badonk" are supposed to mean in this context? That is if you can take a break from all the erping.

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>>8782147
>"white lantern"
I glow white in the sun :D
>"badonk"
I gotta butt

>>8782142
I keep being told I have a front badonk too

>>8782133
You wish you could out drink me nerd

>>8781846
im not on the Girl Juice yet but this happens to me too. looking at cis gays it seems like butts just learn to accept things when u want them to?

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>>8782149
>I glow white in the sun
Well okay, it's not like you spend a lot of time outside.

>I gotta butt
Lel
Oh
Lel

>>8782149
Don't get fat, please. :(

>>8782159
There goes my dysphoria

I'm losing time again hooray

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>>8782165
Here's something to calm you down.
I forgot you guys can't stand instagram girls.

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>>8782161
Why would I do something retarded like that?

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I'm eating the same as usual and my breasts and hips got smaller

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>>8781950
Nuuu it's made from bbqs wtf.

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>>8782170
Maybe you need to hit the gym?

>>8782168
Gross

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hi im want to be girl but the Girl Pills are years away.
how do i cope? how do i act ok? im want be girl
please be nice to me

>>8782174
lol, i <3 u

>>8782170
you probably aren't rubbing them enough

perhaps get a friend to help you to share this chore

>>8782177
>years away
Self med tbqh

>>8782169
You know how you feel sadness in your gut sometimes? Well, food soaks up sadness. That's how you get fat. Find someone to make you happy. :)

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>>8782175
How do I work out my tits

>>8782179
I try not to touch myself it's disgusting

>>8782187
>I try not to touch myself it's disgusting
it's the only way

we all have to do things we don't want to do sometimes, but you just have to be brave

>>8782177
All is lost! Besides you'll never be a real girl any way.

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>>8782186
Food also soaks up alcohol which is a shame because alcohol masks sadness even better

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>>8782190
I guess I'll just deal with having small tits and man hips

>>8782177
Order girl pills online.

>>8782195
so you're saying I should get drunk

>>8782149
You got drunk off of NORMAL ice tea. I don't think I'll have a problem

I WANT ATTENTION !!!!

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>>8782187
>How do I work out my tits
Every morning, you have to stand naked (from the waist up) while cupping your (non-existent) bewbs and chant "grow bewbies, grow" for 5 minutes.
Alternatively you can just get implants.

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>>8782183
>>8782200
i want this but i have no privacy on anything but comtputer. thank u for sound advice. please tell me coping mechanisms to use until i can do it please.

>>8782191
got damn Cyber Bully

me want alcohol but me not old enough

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>>8782209
I don't want ugly fake silicone tits

>>8782197
post body pic
I bet you look like the average asian girl

>>8782206
Ok I can drink regular iced tea then rite?

>>8782197
FINE

>>8782216
But you'll look just like one of those anime girls of yours.

>>8782212
get PO box
send them to PO box
go to PO sneakily
hide girl pills somewhere

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>>8782217
lol no the only time I'll post a picture of my body is after like 8 years of plastic surgeries

>>8782179
i volunteer as tribute

>>8782197
implants

>>8782195
Ali says kupo

>>8782170
breast tissue != fat

>>8782169
Because you have no one making healthy food and having sexercise with you.

>>8782216
What has this thread become I like it personally I would even not if someon sent me link with a pic of there tits you know to give"advice"

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>>8782204
hehe let's get drunk again

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>>8782223
But you'll look like a plastic doll after all that.

>>8782227
what are your credentials?

do you have any experience in booby-touching?

>>8782218
that's like straight absinth as far as your concerned

>>8782234
Who isn't drunk right I'm still waiting for a tit pic come on let's see em

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>>8782228
I think I'm capable of cooking healthy meals, I'm a big girl that can survive without a partner and has no intention of dragging someone else into my flustercuck of a life.

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>>8782236
Better a female doll than male doll

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Ignore all Natalie posting.

>>8782236
>one of our agents has infiltrated their ranks as a human female
>these earthlings suspect nothing

>>8782244
But I wanna smash.

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>I'm on a diet woo
>yeah.. diet
>four course dinner bought for me plus 50 in liquor
>ok well I better take more estrogen and hope it all goes to my butt

>>8782244
>I'm a big girl
That's the problem, innit?

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tfw you look at your self harm scars and feel disgusted and awful about it. I don't like talking about my cuts to people who know me, but god if they don't make me feel awful when i see them.

>>8782255
If I remember you are the person with milky tits how relevant

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>>8782239
Ok then you drink absinthe we can settle this like men

>>8782251
Real talk tho: ldrs are shit and I've sworn them off for life

>>8782256
4 u

>>8782245
sad

>>8782234
i got shit to do

i want tho

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>>8782240
I have no tits just sore nips.

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>>8782261
>ldrs are shit and I've sworn them off for life
Our little Elann is growing up.

>>8782264
That's to bad but don't worry their are more people on this thread I will ask

>>8782257
i'm putting a ban on self-harm from now on

anyone caught doing it has to dive into a river of testosterone and fetch a golden apple at the bottom

>>8782261
I'm just lonely, jaded and want someone to talk to honestly. I'm getting to that age where trying to make friends is something weirdos only do.

>>8782260
Okay can we lay some ground rules?

No talking about:
Me being a boy
Me being a girl
Me topping anyone until their eyes cross
The Milkynese of my tits
If id be a good mommy (ofc j would)
Kupo kupppo

Uhmmm yeah

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>>8782245
More like Ken doll with massive modification.
But that's better than nothing I guess.

>>8782249
Silly earthlings.

>>8782268
you cant control me!
only my depression controls me!

>>8782271
Ok but for your info I don't even know what they look like someone made a meme so I delivered it will go down in history but I actually don't know what they look like

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>>8782261
You've hurt my pride tbqh
I will unironically go to the liquor store so we can settle this tonight

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>>8782265
Butt
>>8782261
>ldrs are shit and I've sworn them off for life
I don't know why I entertain the fantasy anymore. It just makes it worse when I have to get real and say it's not gonna work.

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>>8782270
On the one hand I hear what you're saying, but on the other hand, isn't looking for that in a place like this far weirder than trying to befriend a coworker?

>>8782277
But I'm already in bed

>>8782265
I was pretty jaded about them already, last one is definitely my last though.

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yes everyone filter me im worthless

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>>8782275
i'm your depression today

wooOooOoo, i'm making you feel tired for no reason and empty like an old paint can

>>8782285
LOL no u r not
I don't filter people

>>8782285
That's what happens whenever I go to a cis lesbian board it's hurts anon it does

>>8782284
>not sourcing local

>>8782287
>like an empty paint can
I am the void of space taken humanoid form baby

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>>8782263
rip

>>8782271
You're a girl fagget.

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>>8782282
I mean realistically it's doable if both parties have money and one is willing to relocate asap. That like never is the case though

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>>8782285
>>8782289
What happened?

>>8782293
>I am the void of space taken humanoid form baby
i'm only a mild depression

i'm doing my best, ok

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>>8782284
>But I'm already in bed
Then I win for one tonight by default

>>8782298
Don't ask them questions they hate me it might be my name you know pervert isn't really inviting

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This needs to be a thing.

>>8782294
You broke two rules ._

>>8782284
I didn't plan on using this for social networking, I just saw someone I liked and said "fuck it". I'm kinda friends with a lot of people from work. I mean I certainly talk to my coworkers all day, but I don't really connect with any of them. I'm arrogant and think I'm more interesting than any of them, so I don't let any get too close.

What the shit are you people doing?

>>8782285
Can't really say anything and not "filter you" when you have nothing to say

>>8782300
It's okay sweetie, wanna go for ice cream later?

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>tfw ongoing headache for two days
Make it stop.

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>>8782297
In my experience I tend to be the only one who even has a job. The financial burden ends up all on me. I have to change my entire future to make it work. I can't do it.
I guess it fills the hole for a brief while, before reality sets in.
>>8782315
Stop drinking.

>>8782315
Tumor.

>>8782315

Anon spelt D E A D.

srsly see a doc.

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>>8782310
My rule overrides one of those rules, but what is the other one I broke?

>>8782255
ooooh what's that yellow stuff? tomatoes?

that looks preddy good.

who bought you the four course meal plus liquor? ^_-

is some trying to get some Faye?