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uwu look at me im a wittle baby edition

• Makeup tutorials: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
http://www.genderlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/voicebook020.pdf
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg

• NEW GUIDES • Mannerism help https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9Bk0GbW8xgvTgQlheNG5uw

previous >>8775368
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First comment
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Do you gals ever get mini anxiety attacks whenever you see a girl with a non-girly haircut or outfit or whatever, because you know that they can do that and still always look like a girl, while you have to always try your hardest to even pass most of the time
I do
I get that a lot
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>>8776622
Op is cancer
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>>8776627
watch out im making a comment too
>>8776631
hehehehe
>>8776629
no i only get anixiety from worrying and panicaking
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>>8776622
>uwu look at me im a retarded transphobe agp edition
FTFY
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>>8776631
But thats you
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>>8776635
hahaha
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>>8776629
I see you're starting this thread off with a light tone, anon
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Why live
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>old transitioner says "panties" outside of non-sexual context
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>>8776643
cute rabbits
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>>8776635
POTATO DETECTED
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>>8776643
live for daddy!
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>>8776635
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>>8776646
Its begun i must fight it with this
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>>8776643
drugs
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>>8776650
hehehehehehehehehehe
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Does anyone else here listen to Cage the Elephant? :3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liSowmzDRBs
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>>8776656
post the angery one post the angery one
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>>8776631
forgot trip

>>8776637
>But thats you
Incorrect.
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>>8776671
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>>8776677
hehehehehehe
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do any of you feel like fake people wearing masks and worry that your acting and mannerisms will slip, or your voice will crack, or a cough or sneeze will give you away, instead of obvious physical things like massive shoulders or bangs to cover your brows shifting in a slight breeze? is it anxiety inducing?

how many of you blame anime and jerking off too much for your condition? how many of you are genuinely on the spectrum? lets get down to the real shit here
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https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/6w052v/apparently_michael_kors_gucci_are_now_using_fur
im sad now
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>>8776672
Its even more cancer i will pull out my secret weapon that i got from s4s behold
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>>8776687

Don't feel like a fake person, no, just that this shitty body is wrong.
I mean I do worry that my voice or things like that will give me away,but I don't think I really have massive shoulders anyways.

I was trans before I even really knew about jerking off. Not on the spectrum as far as I know.

Real question is what are you trying to diagnose us with, anon?
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People who had SRS:
Can you pee properly or does it get everywhere? How much more toilet paper do you use?
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>>8776699
Robinitis
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pups
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>>8776687
ill bite
i feel surprisingly comfortable using girl voice outside, though still yet to go out in a dress/skirt, i wear off the shoulder tops and tight jeans + girl voice as ""girlmode""
its nice
i think i felt more uncomfortable before (trying hard to be cool chill IT dude with long hair)
i do get worried my voice will slip
talking to more than 1 cis girl at once i get a little imposter-feeling

when i used to watch anime more i was only crossdresser, decided to transition after i lost interest in watching anime and playing games, and got a small job that was in a super diverse place with female boss and stuff
though i do play my favourite game for a few hours a week sometimes, and i save/post anime pics

i dont have autism, but i only know that because ive gone through a lot of healthcare stuff and had a lot of tests and scans done due to other psych-related issues
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>>8776687
>jerking off causes transgenderism
Are you for real? :P
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>>8776699
they're being transphobic and want to piss us off.
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>>8776714
hi kit
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>>8776677
aggro lesbo m8
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>>8776719
>tfw not able to have my own identity
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>>8776631
>Tfw pedo poster killed mtfg

>>8776687
Yes.


>how many of you blame anime and jerking off too much for your condition?
Had it B4 anime and puberty.

>how many of you are genuinely on the spectrum?
Nope

>lets get down to the real shit here
You're shit :^)
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>>8776725
Blame your second personality, kit
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Inspirobot is shilling for you trannies
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>>8776729
kit is not me >________________________< im not kit, i just have "kit's" face ;w;
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>>8776727
i think we should all take a moment to realize that the word anime is outdated an no longer has a meaning, it should be explained as pedo imagery online. just look at this chibi anime, a head double the size of the body like a real actual infant. sad!
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>>8776736
So you have both kit's and linka's face but you're somehow not both? Go see a psych
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>>8776736
>>8776742
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>>8776742
Kit is a separate person living in Australia and she's been associated with photos that are of me. I gave enough evidence ;-;
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What's the point of cutting yourself when you can use drugs or punch yourself without scarring, or tear your labia in a mad fuckfest?
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gm
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>>8776771
boops shen
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>>8776771
*boobs sheen for being a kind girl*
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>>8776775
boops i mean >_<
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>>8776771
>>8776774
Def to trannus
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>>8776780
sounds good just give me a warning so i can hide under daddys bed
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tfw i wanna go by shannon but i can't stop thinking of it as a male name because of le skeeeyup man
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>>8776774
>>8776775
>>8776778
uwu

>>8776780
amy no killing other or urself :<
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>>8776788
o-oh I am Shannon
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>>8776629
Not really. I often dress pretty "masculine" and still pass. I'm not into girly stuff anyway. I'll wait until I get facial surgery before getting a radical haircut, though, better safe than sorry.
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>>8776703
It's a clean jet and it was that way quite early after surgery. A couple sheets of paper folded together are enough.
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>>8776813
>ywn pee properly
>ywn know what its like to not have to adjust your gt into the bowl when you sit down
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>>8776825
its called a urethral reroute and u can do it at home
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Day 5 of sitting with chads and stacies:

I have begun picking up their social ticks, I say things like they do subconsciously now and internally reeeeee when I realize what I'm doing

I've also learned to not autism out when they obviously lie and say they play mario on their play stations
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>>8776717
i'm serious, every tranner i've ever met has loved anime to the extreme and idk the typical lanky outcast autist with long hair does kind of projected escapism to magical girl shit and ta da! tranner

>>8776727
i'm the good shit, i'm the country music of the LGBT+ don't hate on me or mine

>>8776813
all the same when you're wearing diaps though, amirite sister? you fucking global warming refrigerator byproduct pisspants Cassandra motherfucker, make me fucken sick
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>>8776858
when are you going to start wearing ladies skirt suits and tights/leggings
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i want to try slitting my wrists
should I do it?
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>>8776858
>play mario on their play stations
>stacies
>not middle-aged mothers
just gonna add that to the list of things that Faye has pathologically lied about.
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>>8776866
I hate you ._.
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>>8776873
but it was a legitimate question
womens business attire is way cuter than mens will ever be
look at fufuf
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>>8776873
Why don't you just wear "masculine" women's clothes. Fits better than men's, without having to wear impractical and backwards "feminine" clothes.
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Can corsets be used to remold your ribcage without damaging your organs?
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>>8776878
that's a cool bathroom
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>>8776882
are your organs more important than your waistline? I doubt it.
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>>8776885
yeah it reminds me of deus ex
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>>8776882
Only the very bottom, and it doesn't last long if you stop wearing corsets. It's more useful to define your waist.
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>>8776887
I mean
I could probably lose a couple of them and be fine, but I wanna live to see myself with a better waistline

I mean I guess a pretty corpse is better than nothing, but I'd like a pretty living body
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>>8776878
I'll never be that attractive

Most women will never be that attractive
>>8776871
Are they no longer Stacy if they have a kid? They still wear mirrored aviators and have bleach blonde hair
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>>8776878
is she on the way to the kennels to see her bf or is does she have a court date because the aquarium wants her fish looking face back? i didn't know it was possible for the entire decade of the 1980s to have down syndrome
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>>8776882
>can you change your body without damaging it
no, and I wouldn't recommend it if you don't have hips in the first place.

>>8776893
you only have so many vestigal organs, and you won't be damaging any with a corset.

>>8776894
Stacies are defined by their promiscuity and stupidity rather than their appearance, so I hope they don't have kids.
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>>8776894
wow you really kicked hating yourself into overdrive. nice.
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>>8776902
so that's a no then
fug
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>>8776894
>I'll never be that attractive
you have the body
you just need ffs and srs and a boyfriend
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>>8776908
>you have the body
not with those shoulders. All that backlighting is distorting the picture, and the phone is breaking up the width of her shoulders significantly, so you can't see how much of a T she is. Rookie mistake.
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>>8776907
you can wear a corset for a decently long time so long as you're not tightlacing or anything like that.

It'll give you better waist while you wear it, and for a few hours after you wear it from what I remember reading

If you do decide to go that route, try to get something you can wear under your clothes, and definitely see if you can find an actual place to do it, and if not just get it custom made

Plastic boned ones tend to be low quality, and mass produced one tend to be as well.
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>>8776787
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>>8776913
Yeah, if you want a corset, get one with steel spiral bones. Plastic ones are crap and straight steel ones aren't comfortable and are easy to permanently ruin by bending the bones.
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how can you kill yourself so nobody finds the body
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>>8776933
Thermite. Copious amounts of thermite.
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>>8776933
jump in a volcano

Get a boat, go into the ocean, weight yourself and tumble into the water

shoot yourself in a pig pen
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someone motivate me to lose weight faster
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>>8776933
pay someone to bury you in the middle of fucking nowhere
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>>8776935
thats dumb

>>8776939
the one with a boat sounds ok

>>8776943
I'll fucking kill myself tonight if you eat anything
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>>8776933
find a place that's like an old shed or whatever, tie the noose (if you're too light get a backpack filled with stones so you die faster), light a match, drop it on the ground, then do the deed
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>>8776922
big thing I have with corsets is most of them seem to be really noticeable, which makes you seem abnormal since nobody really wears them anymore in a non-sexual manner
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>>8776945
Dumb, but they won't find anything resembling a body.
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>>8776944
>pay someone
witnesses u dip

>>8776946
it'll be obvious i died there tho
bones n shit
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>>8776946
If you hang yourself, make sure there's a jump of sorts. You want a decent fall length to make sure you snap your neck.

A neck snap is painless, choking to death isn't
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>>8776945
thanks, was about to get something too
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>>8776947
They don't stick out to much if you dress goth/steampunk and keep the whole relatively tasteful.
Problem is, the ones that can be invisibly worn aren't that good at waist shaping. Better than nothing even if you can't get extreme results, though.
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>tfw trans specialist used the word "hon" when talking to me
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>>8776951
>hanging
garbage bag, some aquarium tubing and helium
You don't feel like you are suffocating, you just get tired and fall asleep.
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>>8776945
>thats dumb
it's not WRONG, but it's dumb because thermite isn't easy to get in copious amounts.
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>>8776967
Oh I agree there are much better ways than hanging, I was just adding some more information to the person I was replying to

Yeah, gas seems to be the best way to go from what I understand.
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can i kill myself with a hi point?
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>>8776967

But does it give you a funny voice in your last moments?
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>>8776933
get a lifejacket and some wearable weights. go swimming in an ocean. when you can't go any further take off the life jacket
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>>8776949
>witnesses u dip
ok so make it complicated.
kidnap someone and strap a bomb around their neck.
tell him that he needs to burry you or he will die.
give him a general location in the middle of nowhere, probably the woods or something.
if he successfully buries your body he will need to get to a specific rendezvous location somewhere desolate and there will be someone to disarm the bomb (bluff).
tell him if he does not go through with it he will have someone detonate the bomb (bluff).
so you then shoot yourself in front of him and he gets to work.
there is a car he can use waiting outside the kidnap location that you've stolen ahead of time.
he successfully goes and buries your body and hurries to the rendezvous location, but instead of a person waiting there it's just a transmitter that triggers the bomb if it's nearby.
witness gets killed, you're buried, nobody should find you.
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>>8776979
You can but don't try for a headshot. The part of your brain that controls heart and breathing is fucking tiny and you will miss. ~75% of people shot in the head live.
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>>8776996
I'll just get a 12 gauge
fuck

>>8776993
that's actually really smart wow

>>8776985
I like this one too
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sometimes I wanna transition but I know long term it's not right for me and at some point I'd wake up from the trance
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>>8777014
A Maverick 88 is like $200 after tax. Aim for the brainstem.
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>>8777016
sounds like you're repressing
if you could push a button and magically be a girl with a normal girl life, would you?
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>>8777014
>12 gauge
Put that under your chin and fire straight up, you will take your face off and lobotomize yourself. Instantaneous death, or even death at all is not guaranteed.
Seriously hanging or exitbag are your best options.
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>>8777022
transition isn't a magic button to be a girl.
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>>8777016
>the trance

I don't think repgen is too good for you, I would recommend seeing some kind of professional if you can afford it
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>>8777022
would everyone retroactively remember me as a woman?
if so yes
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>>8777024
exit bag is hard
i'd get caught if i tried to hang me, i have to do it quick because people are always watching me

>>8777026
so what?

>>8777030
you're trans
get girlpills ok?
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>>8777024
A shot to the gut with buckshot is quite deadly. Quite a slow and painful death but you don't exactly take memories with you so that doesn't really matter. It's a favorite of peasants here. Sometimes, they'll also take various poisons they have around and throw themselves in an abandoned well after shooting to make extra sure they won't survive.
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>>8777026
no, but it's the best we can do right now, and it's better than living as a guy

>>8777030
if you move, nobody will know you were ever anything but a girl
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>>8777039
that's true I didn't think of that.
doesn't matter because the button doesn't exist though

>>8777034
I'm not convinced I am
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>>8777038
jesus christ where do you live that people want to die so badly that they shoot themselves, poison themselves, and toss themselves in a hole just to make sure they're extra dead
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>>8777042
you said that if you had the chance, you'd choose to be a girl. You're trans.

the button doesn't exist, but pills/shots do. One thing I've noticed- in the long term (2 or 3 years generally), pretty much everyone says they're happier.

Depression kicks up for a while at first due to slowness of HRT combined with what happens when you mess with your hormones, but that's generally temporary.
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>>8777038
What the fuck? Is everyone channeling their inner Rasputin over there?
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>>8776791
I cannot be stopped
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>>8776897
don't say mean things about cutefufu, she's too cute for this place and always will be
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>look in the mirror
>feel like throwing up

>look in the mirror
>law down on floor and curl up into a ball

>look in the mirror
>get urge to break the mirror

anyone else?
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>>8777071
me
always
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>>8777068
Lol, she does look like a finding nemo character in that pic tho...
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>>8777048
I don't know
I was born a man and I've accepted that. I don't cry when I see my body or anything, I might get sad but part of me thinks it's just other reasons. Sure, throw me back to birth and gimme a choice and I would have picked girl, but that wasn't what happened
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>>8777071
hi yes it me
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>>8777071
I have to avoid mirrors in boymode
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>>8777071
me kill self so me dont have to experience this anymore
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>>8777077
A lot of us don't necessarily cry when we see our body

Dysphoria isn't all sadness. One of the big things is a desire to be the other sex

And you say you get sad, and that part of you thinks it's for other reasons. Sounds more like you're trying to convince yourself you aren't trans, because you know that transitioning isn't always an easy process
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>>8777077
Hello Brother

Soon the Pain will turn to a gentle numbness
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>>8777076
oh yeah, well you look like a high-ranking member of a biker gang
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my grandma brought me panera bread
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>>8777091
You bet your sweet tits I do!
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>>8777084
maybe you're right

>>8777086
is the fire rising, Amy?
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>>8777102
Damn 4chan
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>>8777086

Making yourself numb is akin to death

>>8777110

What hair style is that?

looks groovy
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>>8777086
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>>8777110
nice tank top, dennis the menace
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do not bully the autistic posters
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Damn near EVERY male wishes he was a girl at some point. You seriously think every one of them actually want to transition? This is not a matter of persuasion.


/mtfg/ - Jim Jones General
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>>8777121
Thnxbro.
I stole it from my husband
>>8777115
It waaas an a-line bob a year ago, I since had some shorter bangs added and trims here and there. It's kinda grown out rn & I don't have a full photo of it at present.
....also, my hair is wet rn so I can't even really take one until it dries.
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girls are cute and soft and smell nice and smart and i love them
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>>8777139
I wish I was cute and soft and smelled nice and was smart and had someone that loved me
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>>8777155
I love u joan
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>>8777139
I wish I was cute and soft and smelled nice and smart
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>>8777155
at least you can use your PhD in quantum computing one day to design your own robobf one day

i'm just going to have to try and trick someone into loving me, using deceit and underhanded tactics
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>>8777160
Thank you anon.
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>>8777104
>>8777115
>>8777117
I win
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My new favourite inspiration quote
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>>8777777

Time travel eh
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>>8777179
Your mother's morbidly obese corpse?
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>>8777185
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>>8777168
I'm sure you'll find someone, Anon
I believe in you!
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>>8777134

drinky uppy
>>
i'm going to be a spinster
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>>8777197
I'm old enough that I think I technically am one.
>>
Just talked to bf onthe phone as he walked home from a party
He started choking on a fry he was
eating
He got it out but there was like 30-ish seconds where all i heard was him desperately gasping for air
Ive never been so scared in my entire life
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>>8777189
i'm doing my best with what god gave me
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I'm doing a ring burlesque style dance class tonight

Is that okay for boys to do?
>>
I am.

I am...

I am still alive.
>>
>>8776967
>>8776977
exit bag is proven meme, feels the same as regular suffocating, bad just like drowning or slow hanging, coroners' reports found signs of struggling, vomiting etc.
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>>8777202
then please keep trying your best, anon!
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>>8777187
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>>8777198
the cutoff has to be older than 30s, right?
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>>8777203
Only for boys with really smol balls
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>>8777210
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>>8777210
>>8777212
>>8777214
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>>8777168
Haha, I don't study quantum computers and don't know how to design robots so that's off the table, but thank you for the laugh. I'm sure you'll find a nice boyfriend or girlfriend someday.
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>>8777209
i think i'm gonna need a new god

might try jupiter, or maybe one of those old fertility gods or something
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>>8777210
>>8777212
>>8777214
>>8777220>>8777220
>>8777224
>>
tfw no joan gf to snuggle all day
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>when you're waiting for the boys to leave so you can take off your slacks without showing your cute lilac panties.
>>
Tips on injecting E?

Really really reallllly slow right?

Warm up the bottle/area b4?

What if it bleeds?

Is it bad if a little bump forms after?

Safety tips?

Message the area right afterwards and walk around?
>>
>>8777226
I mean, I am single if you're interested, haha.
>>
>>8777224
maybe you'd be interested in one of those various Norse gods? either way what do you wanna pray for?
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>>8777205
nice job dude
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>>8777220
how comes you aren't out there on the dating scene anyway? do you feel too self-conscious to date in girlmode yet?
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>>8777233
Watch YouTube videos bb
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>>8777242
Hi robin, how is it?
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Natalie died last night
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>>8777231
You suck

>>8777233
And look who has fallen to the infection.,

>>8777242
You muck

>>8777245
You buck

>>8777246
You luck

>>8777249
You cuck
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http://www.strawpoll.me/13788805

http://www.strawpoll.me/13788805

http://www.strawpoll.me/13788805
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>>8777245
I have no girlmode, is one problem.
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>>8777236
i'd pray for the passive ability whereby every time someone says something hurtful to me, they fall in love with me, and the more hurtful it is, the more hopelessly in love they fall

also the strength to crush my enemies like the skulls of baby pigs
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>>8777233
>wipe down bottle
>fill up about your dose in needle with air
>inject air into bottle to reduce vacuum
>get about double your dose in the needle and then push out down to your dose back into the bottle to help cut down on bubbles
>take needle out of bottle and wipe down area to be injected, usually just the stomach
>push needle in very quickly, if you go in slow itll bleed and thats bad
>inject at whatever pace
ur done. if you use different sized needles to draw and inject then make sure to replace them carefully and that you dont lose any liquid titty skittle when you change. also go watch a tutorial or some shit. if it bleeds put a bandaid on it. you dont have to do anything after
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I WANT TO BE A GIRL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>8777235
where are you
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>>8777263
>stomach
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>>8777256
Emo and punk are the only things that kind of apply to me.

>>8777264
I want to be in a girl.
>>
>>8777263
>air

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_embolism

Benavoy font listen it's a trick to murde ryiu
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>>8777270
New Mexico.
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>>8777261
>i'd pray for the passive ability whereby every time someone says something hurtful to me, they fall in love with me, and the more hurtful it is, the more hopelessly in love they fall
i dont think you should let them say hurtful things to you in the first place, anon

>also the strength to crush my enemies like the skulls of baby pigs
thats pretty cool
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>>8777274
No.
Lannüs not here, man
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>>8777259
you've been on HRT for quite a while now, joan

you can't hide in boymode forever
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>>8777279
id snuggle you if you were closer joan
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>>8777273
stomach hurts the least for me, varies person to person.

>>8777277
you inject air into the bottle to make it easier to draw out, not into your fucking body.
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>>8777285
Nuh uh I totally can, my breasts stopped growing at just the right point that I still pass as a male and I have too much facial hair to try passing as a female, give me another year or two of laser and we'll see.
>>8777286
I appreciate the sentiment anyways, haha, thank you.
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>>8777282
I don't give a FUCK.
>>
m8s be honest with me, how old is to old to transition
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>>8777281
i can't help it, i like it when people are mean to me, it turns me on

but i also want them to love me too, which is why i'd make them fall in love with me afterwards, it's the perfect ability
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>>8777302
50
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>>8777256
where are my metalhead friends at
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>>8777295
Injecting air into yourself will make transitioning faster and easier

Transitioning into a corpse at least
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>>8777295
I do my shoulder.
Used to do my butt....
It got too big for me to inject by myself .
Isn't soft tummy skin hard to pierce with how squishy it is?
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>>8777308
if thats your thing thats your thing, i guess
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>>8777313
Metal is the worst.
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>>8777320
no that's you
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>>8777302
I started at 29 and to be honest I'm not even close to passing and still live as a male so I guess late twenties could be too old. But maybe not, it depends on what you're starting with to a large degree.
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I'm bored
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>>8777322
It's only a step above modern country music.
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>>8777323
You're qute enough tho.
And have like 2 solid more years before you can say hrt failed
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>>8777328
i prefer to listen to folk inspired metal, or brutal death
>>
Just asking for tips for my gf

In other news got approved for a 300$ credit card and am gonna start working again this week :)

Been homeless with the gf for three weeks now.

She's getting me into working out more and I got a soccer ball yesterday and I've been playing with it all over the street I love it :]
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>>8777298
Have you tried electrolysis? Works a lot better than laser desu
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>>8777328
>>8777329
>>8777330
>>8777331
Entertain meeee
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>>8777330
I prefer to listen to good music.
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>>8777329
Thank you, Valq; I'll give it some more time.
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>>8777338

Daenarys is Ned Stark's daughter.
>>
metal and county are both good
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>>8777340
same
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Help!
It's headed right for me!
>>
Radiator Hospital - Your boyfriend.

The metal drops halfway through.
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>>8777318
my tummy was always fine. really most anywhere works okay as long as youre careful to avoid veins. shoulder stomach and butt are the safest i think, but really google would be a better source for that
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>>8777348
this is the trve pill
though modern metal tends to suck as does modern country
you wanna go for the oldschool stuff in metal, between 87-96
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>>8777338
No, scary black man!
>>
>>8777336
Laser is cheaper and less painful though, and it is making good progress, I have maybe 25% left at this point, so I'm going to give the laser more time. I'll need electrolysis anyways for the blonde hairs I have on my face if I decide it's worth it, I may just live with that since I can just shave it and it doesn't show up, just feels gross.
>>
>>8777351
oh god, I hope you come out okay
are you safe?
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>>8777354
Outer lower thigh, too
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>>8777368
I'm just laying in bed with my car under a comforter! We're so scared!
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>>8777347
I don't watch Gay of thrones :/


>>8777360
YES
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>>8777375
>I don't watch Gay of thrones :/

Well if you're so bored, why don't you start?
>>
>>8777374
*cat
>>
>>8777374
>>8777381

It'll be a car there when the storm's done with you.
>>
>>8777384
No
We made sure to close the Windows
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>>8777386
Y u down there
<3
>>
>>8777374
Stay safe Valq.
>>
>>8777374
maybe you shouldn't have made god angry by becoming a tranny, and then you wouldn't get eaten up a tornado
>>
How do I get rid of my lust for black men? It's pretty much a death sentence for a tranny.
>>
At least mtfg is consistent
I love it here sometimes
>>
>>8777386
I wish you luck in your safety

>>8777401
which god?

>>8777402
find black people who want to date you and know your trans
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>>8777407
>which god?
the jesus one
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>>8777407
>>8777401
>>8777397
>>8777391
>>8777384
>>8777368
Omg guise
It's gonna take like a month for it to get here
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>>8777412
Silly qt
>>
>>8777410
god loves traps
>>
How much is ffs
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>tfw no man will make you his wife and tirelessly use you to breed his innumerable descendants
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>>8777431
I love scrunchies
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>>8777323
>>8777329
>>8777309

Thanks for the answers.
Im 27 now, finishing a education this fall, and after that will finally be in a situation where I can transition.
I just feel like I denied it despite knowing for pretty long, there was just so much other shit to fix in my life first, and a familymember to help take care off. They passed away now.

But now im afraid that its just plain too late.
>>
>>8777431
You're underestimating men
>>
>>8777423
3.50
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>>8777439
Exactly?
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>>8777319
>>8777308
>accidentally half the post
wew

you shouldn't let them hurt you too much, i meant to say
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>>8777417
god has good taste
>>
>>8777440
plus tip
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>>8777437
He may want me now, but as his hair turns gray he will start regretting marrying a barren woman.
>>
>>8777436
27 isn't too late, it may be difficult though. Don't beat yourself up about not transitioning earlier, you had your reasons. Do what you think you need to do now to be most happy.
>>
Having to rip the hair out of my tits every 2 weeks almost defeats the purpose of having the t_t
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>>8777450
Body hair sucks, no question about it.
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A really masculine cis woman came in today with her son. She's looked similarly to me. She was also pregnant. I tried telling my mom how envious I am of my sister for being a mother but I know she won't understand. She thinks of me as her mentally ill son. She told me to see a therapist and that she has to stop taking care of me. I feel like a huge burden to everyone and most nights I end up crying and freaking out. I miss my friends.
>>
>>8777448
You're one of those people that'll keep saying "it's never too late" all the way up 'til their deathbed, aren't you?
>>
tfw i get these cold chill kinda sensations sometimes when i feel dysphoric
like ill start shivering and stuff
and the temperature of the room and stuff like that doesn't affect it
is this normal or am i weird
>>
>tfw she'll never feel the same way about me
>>
>>8777463
When is too late, then? What is the cutoff?
>>
>>8777466
maybe you're not a compelling person to spend time with
>>
>>8777468

Postmortem.
>>
>>8777473
I'm not
>>
someone was nice to me today and it was nice
>>
>>8777480
>tfw your skeleton won't pass
I'll go for cremation I guess.
>>
>>8777466
have you even told her how you feel?
>>
>>8777484
thats nice anon
im happy for you
>>
>>8777459
how long has your mother knew?
>>
>>8777468
There's no real cutoff as long as you can accept yourself. The oldest transitioner ever is a 90-years old WW2 veteran.
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>clearing out closet to pack for going back to uni
>what's in this plastic bag
>oh it's the hrt I used to take and hid there so it was out of sight

Didn't expect that feel to hit so hard
Oh well, soldier on.
>>
>>8777493
Yes and she didn't feel the same way so now I vent anonymously
>>
>>8777496
A year now. She's skeptic. It's made me doubt myself a lot.
>>
>>8777505
are you transitioning?

do you live with her?
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>>8777463
>>8777448

Getting mixed signals here, but fuck it its true, I wont be happy as it is, might aswell try
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I had nightmares about my old friends leaving me all night. So I texted my ex bff some dank memes and got our trifecta bffs number. I haven't talked to him in years. One time he told me I would make a great tranny. I was also watching old videos of us as teens and he turns the camera to me randomly and calls me cute in one. Idk why I hadn't noticed it before. But I'm really excited to hear from him. We got so gay with eachother cuz we worked out togetherness every day. I have came to the thought of him a lot and even in the past year I had sex dreams about him.
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>>8777509
I am on month 15 of hrt and no
She kicked me out in May and I've been homeless and am across the country now. She gets stressed out when I call her out. I just want her to understand that I'm a woman but I'm crazy and that's impossible.
>>
>>8777532

In what ways does she take care of you?
>>
>>8777525
i don't have any friends from my teens except people i secretly hated who also secretly or more or less openly hated me
>>
>>8777542
She paid a lot of my rent this past year. She bought me a car too.
>>
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>>8777551
Yeah iktf, the people I hung out with in my teens were horrible people, but I was so lonely and they were the only ones that would have me.
They treated me like shit.
>>
>>8777500
not taking it anymore or moved on to a different source?
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>>8777558
Repression


It brought back bad memories
Finally starting to put all the pieces of my life back together
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Orientation appointment at the IC clinic went well
Specialist I met with was super sweet and made me feel comfy even though I was really nervous. Next appointment is presenting a 5-year plan, making sure I understand risks etc., and get preliminary blood work.
I think I can get my old doctor to give me a one month extension on my prescription so I don't have to go without hrt between getting my new prescription and my old one running out

Also I'm super nervous rn because my bf wants to do a video chat
>>8777565
>repressing
ISHYGDDT
>>
>>8777569
Rub yr tits for him
>>
>>8777554
I think if she sees you presenting female that may work, at a reunion maybe?

maybe try not talking about it when you call her, Ive noticed that when you talk to some people about your dysporia it freaks them out, especially the envy thing

do you have anyone else to talk to about it?

(remember to take my suggestions with a pinch of salt tough)
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>>8777569
Being normal is more important
>>
>>8777574
>implying anyone wants to see my conetits
Though he doesn't mind my weird gay guy voice so idk
>>
>>8777583
tfw i would kill for hormones and yet ur wasting urs
: (
>>
>>8777590
just ignore amy hes a selfish waste of human life

hopefully his bf stabs him to death soon or something
>>
>>8777580
Yeah yr right
I'm dedicating this year to transition.
When I go back I will be full time
I have mtfg I think.
Ty
>>8777590
What's stopping you?
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>>8777590
Hrt makes me depersonalised and gives me night terrors from its social implications and fucks me up

Repression just gets me sad once in a while and I can deal with that easy

>>8777598
No he loves me :3
>>
>>8777608
no money, no job, live with grandparents, and too much of a coward to try and come out an do it the legit way
>>
>>8777615
How old r u?
Get a job yo
It's easy
>>
>>8777301
That name oh my god you might have a worse name then mine
>>
I'm goin to bed so nini mtfg

>>8777608
don't worry :3
>>
>>8777626
goodnight : )
>>
>>8777468
Tier 1 aka god tier is pre-puberty, to completely block testosterone. 10s and below. But you'll have very little material to work with when it's time for srs; doubly so if you got snipped. You're gonna need a lot of money.

Tier 2 is mid puberty to late teens. 12 to 18.

Tier 3 is post puberty / late teens to early 20s. This is your absolute last chance to grow hips. Chance of honhood has reached a whole new level.
>>
>>8777626
Nini bud
>>8777629
That's dumb
>>
>>8777629
Late-stage terminal tier is anything after tier 3. Unless you're an asian twink, have chromosomal disorders, or genetics so godly that you were already passing in boy mode with no effort, you can forget about passing unless you put in EXTREME effort, and chances of complete failure are still well above 50%. You'll wish you could be a hon. Creepy Man In A Dress is you.

Not only are you severely handicapped physically, people who transition this late were usually either oblivious to the trans world, or spent the entire time repressing or being bullied and beaten throughout their life into developing male mannerisms. They almost never had a female social upbringing. Almost guaranteed to be autistic as well. If you're one of the "pass or die" types you might as well kill yourself now.
>>
ok all of you give me attention ok

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/281661622781476864/350806188398477312/image.jpg
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>>8777636
All very dramatic and theatrical, but I'm making a point here. Too many people think that hrt is literally magic and they'll turn into a Kardashian after three weeks and all of their other problems will magically solve themselves. Girls have been playing with dolls since almost birth. You are two DECADES behind. You have no idea how much work girls put into their appearance alone. You will have to work THRICE as hard if you want any chance of merely looking like a female, let alone a pretty female.

Know what you're getting yourself into before your corpse lands in the pile of all the other fools who fall to this general every two fucking hours.
>>
>>8777644
did hitler tell you to do that
>>
>>8777644
>had to experiment to find out the shallowest cut possible while still drawing blood
hue
>>
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>>8777648
>>8777636
>>8777629
Shit like this cures me when I'm sad

Nothing more comfy than opting out
>>
>>8777629
tfw tier 2/3
>>
>>8777611
>No he loves me :3
gay people are incapable of love
its just a fetish
>>
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>>8777644
even alines did a bigger cute then that...
but at least ur on the good side
>>
>>8777660
tfw Tier 4 apparently
>>
>>8777650
yeah
i actually have like
irl psychic powers
and i can hear the dead sometimes
the mark makes me closer to him

>>8777654
blade was dull and im used to cutting softer skin shut up faggot nigger
>>
I just got drunk with my prof it was gr8
>>
>>8777654
>>8777663
fuck you
how deep do you want it then?
>>
>>8777669
elanna and prof
sittin in a clean room
d-r-i-n-k-i-n-g
>>
>>8777669
did u smash
>>
>>8777671
Maybe you shouldn't be cutting yourself at all?
>>
>be trans mtf
>get constant ads for testosterone supplement
are the jews behind this.
>>
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>>8777671
just brand the swatsticka on yourself to be desu
>>
>>8777673
What the fuck dude

>>8777672
What the fuck dude
>>
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How can I suck so much at McDonalds?
>>
>>8777680
What happened?
>>
>>8777680
stop giving blowjobs in the mcdonalds toilets
>>
>>8777212
>boiz with balls
smdh y is it so hard to go eunuch + hrt in merika?

>in b4 go to detroit
>>
>>8777674
maybe i should be killing myself instead
thanks

>>8777676
i have no branding stuffs suck a dick
>>
>>8777675
Alex Jones is trying to protect u from becoming a degenerate
>>8777678
what the fuck dude
>>
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>>8777672
you didnt even do it write. it has to be the same amount of letters as kissing or it sounds weird
>>8777675
estroginzed and andro-gen blockers in the water
>>8777680
dont eat all the food
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>>8777680

Working there or eating there? Either seems rudimentary.
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>>8777667
i think you should stop listening to the tiny hitler inside your head, he's making you ruin your cute legs
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>>8777660
I was tier 3 already

So glad I quit
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>>8777678
dont what the fuck me dude, dude

>>8777689
d-r-n-k-i-n-g
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>>8777685
just get a nazi unifrom then
>>8777696
much better
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>>8777629
>tfw transitioning at 19

1 year off from tier 2. RIP
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>>8777681

>4am to 12pm
>In that time, must create 120-200 burritos, parfaits, get the toppings ready, clean the cafe machine, pull out the lunch stuff, pull stuff from freezer to fridge, and do dishes, as well as other misc stuff
>have never finished before 12 PM in three weeks, averaging about 1230-1pm the past couple days, wound up taking until 145 today
>GM pulls me aside as I'm clocking out
>You really need to start trying to leave on time, overtime is expensive

I don't want to have to find another job.
>>
I've always felt I should be a girl but for whatever reason I cant stop imagining myself as a boy I can't stand it! what do I do I hate thinking about myself.
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>>8777696
Wat the fug m8

>>8777688
What the fug asshole
>>
>>8777629
tfw Tier 4 late 20s/early 30s
tfw hon
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>>8777704
Don't wat the fug m8 me, bro
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>>8777703

It's just because you're so used to thinking of yourself as a boy because it's what society has said you should do

After a while, it becomes more natural to think of yourself as a girl
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>>8777701
get faster
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>>8777692
i think no lol
and i talk with the real dead hitler
its not a headmate this isnt tumblr

>>8777697
i have no money u diaperjew
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anime needs to be illegal

i never asked for these feelings
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>>8777629
Does your tranny tier level increase if u transition past 18 and become passable and cute with a big dick that can get u good srs results?
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>>8777710

Well gee why didn't I think of that. Thanks.
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>>8777711
>diaperjew
TOOT OFF
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>>8777704
wtffffff!!!!!
>>
>>8777704

Sober up!
>>
I'm so fucking hungry. The dog ate my food while I was fixing the internets
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>>8777701
You're weird

At my job I just drop everything and walk out when my shift is up
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>>8777711
think of all the money you'd save if you stopped buying razor blades to cut yourself

you could buy your own wehrmacht division
>>
>>8777721
I suppose you want to put on my sober helmet and jump in my sober cannon so that i can blast off to sober land wher esober groes on sober tress
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>>8777727
maybe u should lay down ey?
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>>8777727
Lol I bet drinking with you is fun
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>>8777724

Well, if I did that, then the dishes would wind up unfinished. I was so sure I had it today, too...I-It's not my fault that I had to keep going back and prep more veggies, right?
>>
>>8777680
Supposedly it's not actually an easy job because you have to work like a robot and touchscreen garbage on everything makes it impossible to just use common sense.

Luckily for you, the makku is already automated in several countries, so you won't have to suffer long.
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>>8777701
I can't give specific advice about how to be faster since I don't know the layout of your McDonald's, but I'd suggest being mindful of how much time you spend walking around and moving things. Basically, try to be efficient with your pathing. Also, your GM sounds like a pussy.
>>
>>8777719
pfft
nerd

>>8777723
eat the dog
duh

>>8777726
i just reuse the fuck outta scalpels
it's comfy and easy to wear
>>
>>8777731
It's not
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>>8777742
Fuck you I'm going to come and bitch at you about avocadios
>>
>>8777743
>avocadios

Is that an instrument?
>>
>>8777743
I'm at home faggot
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>>8777731
>Lol I bet drinking with you is fun
>>8777742
>It's not
eff you, yes it is!
>>
>>8777740
>Eating dogs
Yuck, is this something aryans do when hungry?
>>
>>8777743
is that how avocados say goodbye?
>>
>>8777745
The instrument of his DESTUCTIN

>>8777746
U
Fite me

>>8777750
lolllll
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>>8777734

>More anime hugs please
Yeah, there's just like, a lot more than I expected.

>>8777739
That's what I'm trying to do. Minimize walking, do more than one thing at once. Maybe I'm just trying to do too much prep? Like, there's a chart of need for certain times, but I can kind of go overboard, just in case. Like today it was good, we sold a lot, but...I dunno. I'll give it another crack and see how I do. I mean, if I do exactly what's on the chart, they can't get mad, right? But then I'd have to spend more time going back and redoing shit.
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>>8777752
Square up then Elanna, we both know I'll win
>>
>>8777734
those self-service machines are amazing, they haven't even been around for that long and i don't know how i lived without them before
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>>8777752
You're drunk. I'll leave you alone.

>>8777753
I really can't comment on your management without actually being able to review your workplace in person, but I have a suspicion your management had a set conception of how to operate the store, then remembered there were more things to do and so made who-the-fuck-ever do them.
>>
Oh shid the trannies are coming.
Do I hide?
Do I interact with them?

Why is making decisions so hard?
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>>8777772
Kill yourself to quell the internal conflict.
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>>8777778
O-oh, you're not very nice.
I don't want t do that again.
>>
How do you deal with the fact that no matter how well you do and no matter how lucky you get, it will never last longer than at the most?

Take >>>/adv/18657819 for example, even with all the luck in the world there is no doubt that someone is getting dumped when the manface starts become harder and harder to conceal. Is this a brief intermission to the lonely road to suicide or do you genuinely believe that science will catch up?
>>
>>8777785
Seemed like solid advice at the time.
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>>8777717
It's just chance to pass vs effort, so I guess a late passer has a higher tranny level.

>>8777753
The trick to going faster is to think of an entire set of instructions as a single task, so you can do it without thinking. That gives you mental time to set up the next chunk of tasks while you're still working on the current set.
If you have executive function issues then you're pretty muck fucked, so don't feel too bad if you never really catch up.
>>
>>8777771
I'm not that drunk desu

>>8777763
You should take those hormones to even the playing field
>>
>>8777788
How could that possibly be good advice?
>>
>>8777794
Would you fuck your professor?
>>
Watching suits with my housemate and I went to get changed and he followed me and it was cute as shit. Today was ok. He also picked me up to prove he could. Suits is pretty okay too.
>>
>>8777800
It was a pretty definitive solution to your problem.
>>
>>8777801
Uhhh no, what the fuck kind of question is that?
What kind of degenerate do you take me for, I can have a good professional relationship with my supervisor without wanting to bone with them
>>
>>8777803
suck his dick
>>
>>8777808

He is str8. Unforch.
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>>8777805
Well ty for your input I guess.
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>>8777810
and ur a girl
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>>8777794
Those are girl pills though, you calling me a girl? I'll kick your ass Lannu
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>>8777806
Idk, Elanna. You're getting pretty defensive.
>>
>>8777810
post a pic of yourself, are you fem enough for him?
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>>8777814
I wish HICKOK was my grandad
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>Go out to dinner celebrating my brothers engagement
>Get a bit drunk
>Have to witness little PDAs between brother and fiancee
>get made fun of a bit later based on how long hair is
>End up crying in bed later that night alone while everyone else goes off and enjoys their Friday night
>Now sitting in front of computer with tears running down my face
No one will ever love me and I'm going to die alone. By suicide.
>>
>>8777821
yeah
>>
>>8777813

Not to him. I'm pathetically unpassing, one day... one day.
>>
I-Is there a Discord I could join
>>
post your pics to help me question why I'm here
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>>8777825
I fucking hate you.
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>>8777806
>What kind of degenerate do you take me for
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>>8777821
That's nice dear.
See (you) on Monday.
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>>8777821

Maybe that's why MtFs hook up all the time.
Who'd want us, anyway, you know?
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>>8777834
i promise one day you'll get to have that dinner from the engagement end of things
just not dying yeah
>>
>>8777821
>claims no one will ever love her
>literally has a gf
what am i supposed to make of this
>>
>>8777765
those are super convenient desu
felt awkward using it though when I was the only person in the store and there were to people at the front to take orders
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>>8777821

I don't believe that, and neither should you. :D

Try to get yourself to sleep if you can, if not, do something funner than mtfg.
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>>8777833
You were supposed to be bullying me, asshole.
I bet you're not even cute.
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>tfw you finished your monthly dose of benzos trying to kill yourself and now you have nothing to help u sleep
Hahaha good thinking there Sass.
>>
>>8777829
join carol's server
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>>8777840
do you see the things her gf posts?
>>
>>8777848
what are good pills for suicide?
>>
>>8777833
Embarrass yourself, and I'll bother making fun of you.
>>
>>8777858
>>8777847
oh the irony
>>
>>8777856

Seroquel, oh how I love you.
>>
>>8777853
these are trying times for getting a gf, we have to make do with what resources we have
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>>8777861
im not taking bipolar meds ever
fuck that
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>>8777863
>tfw on bipolar meds but don't even have bopolar
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>>8777863

Fair. I doubted I'd get valium, ativan or anything again. I too, have to make do with the emergency out bottle.
>>
>>8777863
Quetiapine is actually primarily for psychosis and schizophrenia
>>
>>8777856
lead
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>>8777856
Not benzos apparently!
:°)

You can actually of on Tylenol. It gives you irreversible liver failure. Preddy gruesome death giving you enough time to contemplate the irreversible consequences of your impulsive decision.

I guess you could on benzos and hanging like Chris Cornell did. U fall asleep and choke. RIP in peace

Then everyone will be sad for a while and your parents will feel the unconsolable loss of their child and then life goes on until the sun grows into red giant and eats the Earth and anything on it.
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>>8777850
link?
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>>8777858
I don't follow.
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>>8777877

I've witnessed suicide by NSAID. You don't want to go out that way.

I mean, she was way old, but still.
>>
>>8777877
like anyone would give a shit
>>
>>8777886
That's why I said it's a pretty gruesome way to die.

It's not any NSAID it's actually Paracetamol/Acetaminophen that's very toxic to our livers.
>>
>>8777891
That was my point bby, no one gives a shit. They're just sad and some people will miss you but life goes on.
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>>8777877
>Then everyone will be sad for a while and your parents will feel the unconsolable loss of their child and then life goes on until the sun grows into red giant and eats the Earth and anything on it.
we're going to be geniuses by then and have the technology to move the earth's orbit to stop the sun from eating it

science will save us
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>>8777894

Yeah, but pretty much any NSAID in overdose levels destroys the GI Tract while it's at it. So in addition to fucking up your liver, you get those side effects, plus dehydration as your body desperately tries to flush itself.
>>
does the president have complete control over the nukes?
like if i became president, could i just nuke as much of humanity as i could before someone stopped me?
>>
>>8777898
first class c:
thanks sass

>>8777654
>>8777663
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/278754284257148939/350840601367019520/image.jpg
good enough?
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>>8777908
literally yes
only his/her country's nukes tho
>>
>>8777899
Lol liberals and conservatives hate science and businessman just want to make money off of it.

N O H O P E.

>>8777904
Yikes it's like dying from a massive hangover! Are you in a healthcare related field of work?
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>>8777910
holy shit
so i only gotta repress until im 35, win the election through meme magic, and then give humanity the fate it deserves?
>>
>>8777909
Why did you cut Carols name?
>>
>>8777915
no
you'd end up killing yourself first

>>8777917
to bully her honestly
i'm a cunt
>>
>>8777920
/mtfg/ Carol, or another one?

Also what do the words at the top say?
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>>8777909
Hahahaha I want to die. ;_;
>>
>>8777920
how does cutting carol's name into your leg bully her

you ain't making a lick of sense
>>
>>8777924
yeah that carol
she told me not to cut so I cut her name
prank'd

They're just a couple people important to me
>>
>>8777920
>you'd end up killing yourself first
funnily enough i fantasize about being killed more than i do killing myself
>>
>>8777929
Who even are you?
>>
>>8777927
why?
;-;
dont die sass...

>>8777928
hardcore prank'd her
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>>8777936
it's not even all hallows eve and you're already busting out the pranks

absolute madwoman
>>
>>8777928
it's an attempt to manipulate them into feeling guilt
>>
police outside
im fucking scared
running away now
peace

>>8777935
dont matter lol
nobody

>>8777938
ikr
c:

>>8777940
eat dick kiddo
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>>8777943
sure i licke dick :)
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>>8777943
godspeed, little buddy
>>
im a penis :_)
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I doubt this a lot.
>>
>>8777966
((;))
>>
>>8777971
Reeeeeeeeee
>>
>>8777966
You're a real dick Lannu
>>
>>8777966
in what way
>>
>>8777966
mmmf mm mmf mm
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>>8777986
it me
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Everything hurts.
>>
im fairly certain elannas trying to put me into a coma for nefarious purposes, how do i file a police report
>>
>>8778024
by taking estrogen
>>
>>8778017
Why's it hurt?
>>
>>8778025
okay what next
>>
>>8778031
get sexually assaulted by The Predatory Transbian ™
>>
>>8778024
what gave you that impression
>>
>>8778043
i was 90% sure you were about to push me over the side of the trial the other day to give me amnesia
never been more scared in my life tbqh
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>>8778049
You were just worried you'd come out of the coma as a pretty gurl
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>>8778056
nuh UH
>>
>>8778064
Ok, you were excited by the prospect
>>
>>8778068
even more nuh UH
>>
>>8777946
dick's p nice ngl

>>8777952
it turned out ok
they fucked off
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>completely falling apart
>either sleep 18 hours or none at all
>spend most of the time either crying or laying in bed
>rest of the time is spent binge watching anime and TV shows to escape reality
>escapism slowly isnt becoming enough
so this is how it ends
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>>8778101
Have you ever considered exploring the great outside?
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>>8778121
Outside is dangerous

Inside I am safe

The only person that can hurt me when I'm inside is myself
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>>8778129
Sometimes I go outside and hope I get hit by a car. I figure it may appeal to the part of you that has a death wish.
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>>8778129
what if the outside comes inside to hurt you
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>>8778134
I drive completely recklessly and generally don't even bother looking when crossing streets

Watch out, badass alert

Holy shit someone stop me next I'm going to start yelling at cats or even not recycle plastic

I want to die lmao

>>8778136
I'll ask it firmly but politely to leave
>>
>>8778129
Nature makes you less depressed and this applies to everyone without ptsd relations to it
>>
>>8778134
wanna jump off the mountain and die together?
>>
>>8778148
do you really think most dysphoria is just a trans person being neurotic
>>
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>>8778148
I'm fairly sure I do have PTSD.

If I go out and go camping or something now I just want to die while outside while being eaten by bugs.
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>>8778147
You, tone it down a notch. No need to do anything rash, please recycle your plastic

>>8778153
90 percent of the shit people whine about here isn't just dysphoria it's awful coping strategies for stress which may or may not be trans related

>>8778149
Pls k thx
>>
>>8778163
get your affairs in order
Saturday the 2nd we're gonna drop acid and jump off the side, hopefully die
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Death is peaceful, like a warm grey blanket being pulled over you, tucked in all snug

No more pain or sadness
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>>8778183
>>
>>8778183
have you thought about going to a psych ward or something
>>
>>8778183
then why haven't you committed suicide?
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>>8778188
>lose all my rights for life, be considered unhireable, never allowed to work in medicine again, and get slapped with another $20,000 bill

lol being tortured to death by ISIS for 50 years in some cave in pakistan is better than getting mental health help in america

I'm not going to hurt myself now anyway, was just reminiscing of the past.
>>
>>8778189
all bark and no bite
>>
>>8778186
smug slug, snug
>>
>>8778183
I'm glad you don't write poetry, jesus.
>>
>>8778147
*hugg nat*
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>>8778189
I like to tell myself that I still have a moral responsibility to do all I can to make the world a better and happier place to live in for everyone but the reality likely is that existentiality is quite terrifying and as much as I hate being alive, I hate the idea of nothingness even more. All I struggled for in life, comes to nothing in an instant. That's so frustrating even after I died I'd still be pissed off.
>>
>>8778203
I apologize for my subpar literary skills I am a little bit high and drunk right now

I used to edit articles and books and write professionally

Next time I try to invoke emotions in mtfg I will compose a magnum opus to seduce your souls
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>>8778183
death's only momentary though and it doesn't give you any sort of rest, since you're only aware of stuff while you exist

you'll die and then just pop back into existence again as if no time had passed at all, no matter how many millions, billions, trillions or x-illions of years pass between now and then, and have to do life all over again

there's no escape, natalie
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>>8778183
4u

>>8778203
congrats on the pizza
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>>8778215
>trapped in this cycle of suffering until the end of time
All I can infer from this is that we should just murder everyone who doesn't have a good life since giving them a shot at rolling the dice again is the most generous thing you can do for another human being
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>>8778220
delet this

:(
>>
Why does my head always feel like it's about to burst, even if it's not hurting or anything
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hello yes can anyone in fort worth bring me DXM i am not fit to drive I want to play quantum break again
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>>8778221
we should all just try our best to be nice to people

please don't go around euthanising people like some sort of misunderstood supervillain
>>
>>8778228
why does my head tell me i wanna be a girl sometimes
>>
I feel alright atm :)
>>
>>8778245
Because you're crazy :^ )
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I am never drinking and taking cypro at the same time ever again.
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>>8778250
ya probably
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>>8778243
Just being nice to people isn't good enough

I'm not making a big enough of a difference

Just exactly what do I need to do in order to make this messiah complex go away
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>>8778248
i dont
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>>8778251
what hapen
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>>8778253
Grow the fuck up.
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well well well...

It's time to talk about CUTE BOYS, why aren't you dating a cute boy?
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>>8778265
why aren't you?
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>>8778265
But I am
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>>8778262
how
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>>8778251
I am depressed. When I drink I more than likely end up more depressed. Cypro makes one even more depressed.
Add those all together and you get a night of me crying for about three hours straight with a dizzy drunk headache and everything hurting.
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>>8778271
I-i'm working on it!
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>>8778253
>Just exactly what do I need to do in order to make this messiah complex go away
keep taking your crazy pills for a start
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>>8778294
I'm not crazy
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>>8778297
>I'm not crazy
you let the professionals be the judge of that
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>>8778309
I have no symptoms of psychosis or schizophrenia
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>>8778153
I think that crazies in this generation easily were swayed towards being trans and the issues aren't about not being a women at all, but that IS what they place it on.

There are of course a large number of people like me who just enjoy being feminine which if you've noticed instantly gets called AGP. Wonder why HMMMM
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is ~5 beers a day a bad thing?
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>>8778265
im not physically attractive and im not very fun to be around with all my emotional baggage
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>>8778321
once "just enjoying being feminine" gets to the point that you're on hormones it does make you wonder if it's just that
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>>8778317
don't worry natalie, no one minds that you're crazier than a shithouse rat, it's only the part where your health starts to suffer that people get concerned

you have to be the good kind of crazy, not the bad kind
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>>8778350
I'm always suffering. I just hide it better sometimes. Times like now it's naked.
>>
Why are 4chan's trans girls so delusional? You're constantly pushing dramatic, excessively negative and ridiculously false ideas such as
>no cis girls have wider shoulders
>no cis girls have small/coney breasts
>no cis girls are tall
and such
Pls don't make yourself bad when there's no need >_>
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>>8778356
no cis girls have all of those features plus a manley face, big feet, etc
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>>8778356
I've seen a lot of weird looking cis women so I don't think the "if you have [X] you're a hon" stuff even fazes me anymore
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>>8778333
No.

Unless you mean every day, in which case, probably (that's a lot of extra calories)
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>>8778363
yeah…
>>8778358
you don't have all of those as well i guess
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>>8778364
It varies from 3 to 5 a day, though sometimes I opt for a few glasses of wine instead
I know I've used it as a coping mechanism in the past though it would usually ramp up to 8 a day in those periods
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>>8778354
i think you have some very deep-seated issues that you need to address and work past if you're ever going to experience sustainable happiness - you can't hide the sadness underneath shitposting forever

we should send you to therapy so you can get better
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>>8778368
why would you guess that? small for guys is still large for girls so that guess is wrong in 99% of the cases if the person went through puberty.
on me personally hrt barely even made any difference on my face.
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>>8778374
Therapy is bad for you

I don't want sustainable happiness
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>>8778374
you've got a heart of gold underneath your shitposting huh?
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>go to lira class
>they tell me I have to wear pants or the ring will rip my skin off
>go to buy pants
> no pants
>come down and say I'll see you next week
>girl takes out thigh high socks and says she brings these for beginners
>gives them to me
>o...h
>suck so hard at burlesque dancing and doing sexy ring stuff but everyone's nice
>she tells me to look at my lines when I stroke poses to see how sexy they are
>tell me to keep them so wear them home with my little pink running shorts
>on train home
>Chinese guys talking
>talk to me
>they say we should go out I guess kind of
>ask them if they've ever tried tequila
>still have my suit
>but them anejo tequila and whiskey to try after I change and we go back
>one guy keeps taking pictures with me it's weird
>can barely understand
>go to their friends private restraint like place in SF
>drinking $300 a bottle cogniac
>I don't understand what's going on really
>he keeps taking pictures of me and the bottles
>I l don't understand what I'm eating or why the shrimp still have heads
> he says his son is governor of a region or something and I should be an English teacher there and he has police friends who'd protect me

Anyway I'm drunk
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>>8778375
Men and women don't really look that different. Most people both have masculine and feminine traits still and hrt just pronounces them. Puberty does bring some irreversible changes, but if you don't transition at like 30, there are still good chances to give yourself some feminine traits and look definitely on the female spectrum.
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I hope the smuggled real absinthe doesn't show up on a drug test

I lit it on fire I hope that kills halluciagons
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>>8778378
therapy isn't bad for you and i'm doubtful that you want to experience perennial unhappiness

you're going to LITERALLY explode (not literally btw) from all the craziness pent-up inside you one day if you're not careful, since untreated craziness ferments

>>8778379
i don't have a heart, i have two livers instead and also who is this
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>>8778383
>>Men and women don't really look that different.
yes, they do lol not compared to the sexual dimorphism of some insects or other stuff maybe
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>>8778398
im anon
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Someone make a new thread jeez.
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>>8778403
i'm watching you
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>>8778412
thats weird
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>>8778344
You dont have to take hormones
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>>8778414
you have to keep an eye on the weird ones
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>>8778401
Lol, but I'm still saying that it's really far from impossible for someone who went through testosterone puberty to pass for a woman. Sometimes you just need long hair. It's ridiculous how some people here desperately look for a seemingly insiginficant trait that'd ultimately divide trans and cis women. "Haha, BROW RIDGE" And then you go out of your basement and see plenty of women with pronounced brow ridges which doesn't even influence how much they pass.
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>>8778421
keep an eye on yourself then
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>>8778417
but you do and still wonder why people call you AGP
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>>8778417
Why wouldn't you tak hormones if you could omg that's like having a pile of happy pills and saying nah
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>>8778423
Except I don't even reliably pass myself ;-; but hrt will help me, right?
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>>8778434
No
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>>8778423
>It's ridiculous how some people here desperately look for a seemingly insiginficant trait that'd ultimately divide trans and cis women
yes, there is no such thing but it's very unlikely that that is the only manly trait they have.
>>8778434
you pass unreliably before hrt? idk your chances are good i guess, just don't get your hopes up and be happy with however far you get. i had hope and now it hurts so much more than it would have otherwise.
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>>8778406
i'm sorry, it's the butler's day off today

perhaps you could stop doing the haka for like 5 minutes and make a new one?
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>>8778406
>drunk nuzzle
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>>8778440
I'm now 1.5 months on HRT and strangers usually assume I'm female, but I don't think it's enough to socialise as a woman or start girlmode without risking being beaten up. Before HRT I'd pass pretty much as well (I don't think the month even changed anything besides boosting my confidence). Women's haircut and trained voice was enough I guess.

Why have you lost your hope already? How long are you on hormones? + are you sure it's that bad?
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>>8778449
I'm too drunk and lazy desu.

>>8778452
UwU
>tfw also drunk
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>the 5 years hrt
>everyone thinks im a boy
>did this today
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIGexyg_qTU
>went into men's locker room after in thigh high socks and mini shorts
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>>8778454
sounds good.
13 months and because i don't pass and don't have any hope that's gonna change.
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>>8778458
Can I wrap my legs around your waist and fall asleep on your back
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>>8778464
>>8778464
>>8778464
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>>8778463
You don't pass? So like people misgender you everyday?
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>>8778468
i don't go out enough to get misgendered by anyone but my family. we also don't a have a sir or mam equivalent. i just know what i see in the mirror and i can see all the looks i get.
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>>8778432
estrogen is almost as bad as testosterone
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