How do I open my ass?

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Go big or go homo

>>8772363
Tried that.
Split my ass and hurt for weeks

Lemme stick my femboy penis inside it

>>8772353

Have you tried not putting things in your ass? It's not a vagina, you know?

>>8772353
Take a knife, cut sphincter muscle in half

problem solved :^)

>>8772353
Maybe try a small plug for a while?

How long do you usually try before you give up?

A sex therapist or you doctor may be able to help also.

>>8772353

You have to push 'out'.

You have two sphincter muscles. The exterior one, and an interior one. Both have evolved to keep things in until you need to poop, and keep things out at all times.

in order to get your body to release both sphincters, you need to train yourself to be able to relax it. The only way to do that is to work with your body, not against it.

You basically have to relax and gently push 'out' like you're pooping. That is the way your body would naturally relax those muscles.

Don't push hard or you'll get hemorrhoids. But that is basically it.

As you're inserting, push out.

>>8774766
Wew lad, that sounds incredibly risky.