stranded and drenched in petrol edition
• Makeup tutorials: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post /116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
http://www.genderlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/voicebook020.pdf
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
Old >>8765897
memes
it me
>>8767994
we love sheen
Burning calories is a best feel.
>>8768008
my mornink
yesterday my brother Scott wanted me to drop him at work today because his work truck was being serviced and because his girlfriend couldnt and his car battery was flat, he asked me, so I said "sure, but I don't have any fuel" so he put some in and I figured okay cool, dropped him at work this morning, drove home, almost got home, ran out of fuel between three petrol stations, so I figure okay I will go and get an empty bottle out of a bin and walk over and fill it up with fuel, so I do that, get sprayed into my face with petrol, it starts to storm, I walk into the service station desk and the indian guy said I wasn't allowed to do that and took the bottle from me, I pleaded with him saying I had run out of fuel but he was adamant, I begun to cry and walk back across the road, getting rained on, then I found some change in my car, used the payphone to sms my brother Stephen who is a towie and asked if he can bring me a fuel can but he is all the way down near the border doing jobs today, so I messaged my brother Scott and asked if he can come pick me up in the truck, so he did, I explained to him what happened and then we went home and got his mower fuel can and filled it up and he dropped me off and I was able to finally drive home
>>8768007
ohayo
>>8768008
owo
>>8768005
>>8768007
t. richard stallman lookalike
>>8768014
>>8768007
You could just go outside naked and spare the infection risk.
Being a girl would be pretty cool huh
>tfw the deeper I delve into homosexuality the more my trans feels become powerless
Ah I love men I love men I love men I love men
Why are they so good at healing my soul and heart
Omg I'm in love I never thought I get to feel this way and be in love but I am and I'm so happy. I love him I love him I love him!
I'm so lucky he protects a scared confused boy like me
>>8768015
shame it wasn't one of those unmanned petrol stations where you just pay by card at the pump, otherwise you would have gotten away with it
>>8768019
>tfw naturally low metabolism so gaining weight is frustratingly easy despite always working out
HRT doesnt help either.
>>8768022
anyone want a free steam game im bored
>>8768018
dnt b mean
>>8768028
liar
>>8768037
im on my laptop and can barely play steam games so yes
>>8768030
>tfw naturally high metabolism that I literally cannot gain weight even if I try, I am scared I will not gain any tiddies or thighs.
>>8768037
It's a trick don't believe her lies.
>>8768037
If you can guess who I am you can give me one.
What to do when your gf hates you?
>>8768047
;-;
>>8768056
just play something on steam and use the overlay to tab between the game and /mtfg/
never miss a moment of drama
>>8768065
that's not rabbit poster, it's spartan or amy or whatever it is
>>8768065
>Shouldn't you be blind right now?
I immediately used the water jugs they have at the pumps so people can fill their radiators and washer bottles to wash my eyes out, it still stung for a few minutes after
>>8768064
>TFW it's a girl shadow
8 th now
>>8768068
Why is Faye sad?
Sad girl.
>>8768092
Tired
Also I have the biggest breasts in the locker room
>>8768064
what happened, why does she hate you?
>>8768094
you'll never be a father now
A new thread was made a ftm was asking if they pass well she wasn't wearing anything I think it's a troll but I feel sick
Sometimes I wanna be a girl
Sometimes I don't
>>8768103
>>8768064
hey look
it's me
>>8768094
Aww.
I mean you probably have the only breasts in the locker room, due to being a cute girl and all that :P
>>8768116
>tfw no husband to get you a pizza
>>8768111
I want to marry him
>>8768084
Apparently it's a "mild irritant," but eyeballs are sacred. Good thing you're ok.
/mtfg/ show me your panties
>>8768118
ally how long it take your qhi order to arrive?
>>8768125
Just sitting in the boys locker room, no one suspects
-Faye 2019
Hey Sheen, can i hug u?
>>8768142
panties please
>>8768142
is that after u get srs and ffs and aboyfriend?
>>8768142
dat thigh gap, unf~!
>>8768141
22 days
>>8768142
>long hair
Confirmed Fayke
>>8768142
>those hips
>that full hair
hgg, jelly
>>8768158
thanks, at 15 now
>>8768143
sheen is an anime character irl
I bet her whole ordeal would have been cute af if she were 2dpd
>>8768125
I have meundies "panties" if you want
>>8768165
she almost looks like she could be MtF
>>8768159
I just want to be a cute girl in the girls locker room.
My bad linked the wrong image
>>8768185
fucking hell im stupid
>>8768142
I meant to link this
>>8768159
boyshorts are panties, silly!
>>8768189
hmmm is girl have penes
>>8768189
>not tucking and having visible peen sticking through
>>8768189
feminine benis : 3
>>8768189
put your baepis under
>>8768142
Lol
>>8768189
would sex
>not liking bulge
fags
Tucking sounds scary
>>8768214
>no u
it is under
>>8768214
I like peen, just why do you have to post it dangling on the internet? Gross af
this thread needs more panties
Too fat?
>>8768015
I'm happy youre okay.
And I'm happy you had an adventure
>>8768184
o.o
someone cum on my benis to exert dominance over me
>>8768220
hey piglet
>>8768220
nope
>>8768064
Me.
>>8768220
naw you thicc bih
>>8768224
>stronk men
hooooooonestly
dropped desu
>>8768242
post butte
>>8768198
You mean
>still evading bans for socposting outside /soc/
>>8768232
You should date me and call me piglet a lot because thats cute and i like being abused
>>8768242
It's dangling.
>>8768250
a/s/l?
Does Grace still post while being extraordinarily ugly?
bulgy wuldgy owo
>>8768242
uwu
>>8768236
do I need to drop stronk men to become a good girl?
put that peen away
a loose peen is not okay
wut wut
>>8768257
bad, bad boy!
>>8768254
Don't be a cunt, Grace is extremely cute.
>>8768259
loose peens kill sheens
eliminate sissies
>>8768252
22/dumb tranny/THE SOUTH
>>8768262
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAH OH SHIT, HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA DEADASS, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>8768262
By what fucking standards? Her face wouldn't be out of place in a Picasso painting.
>>8768266
POST BUTTE!
>>8768268
I'm going to put a ring on you now
>>8768259
Take it from me you have to tuck it away into the abyss never to be seen again
>>8768281
butte NOW!
>>8768258
Indeed so.
>>8768260
W-what?
Why am I a boy and why am I bad?
>>8768275
Who dis
>Grace rarely posts
>Randoms still bring her up for no reason
O B S E S S E D
>>8768268
... chris?
>>8768275
grace is cute
>>8768286
yeah
cut off your balls
it makes it easier
>>8768249
What's a socpost
>>8768290
bad, bad, bad boy!
>>8768298
you post a picture of your socks and your feet please elanna
>>8768290
See, this person is actually cute, unlike most of the others. Too bad she's jaded beyond all hope.
>>8768293
It's Grace, anonposting about herself
>>8768294
No
>>8768284
Oh shit
>>8768293
she posts all the time, try to keep an eye out for excessive anime transbian posting and there's a 25 percent chance it's grace
with that said i'm not being obsessive i just thought it was funny
>>8768311
>Oh shit
gimme 'em digits gurl
Tucking is super easy without balls
>>8768299
Why, please give reasons anon?
>>8768303
Who? Me?
>>8768268
Do you have a southern accent like Maggie from The Walking Dead?
>>8768324
Oh, you finally removed yourself from the gene pool!
>>8768312
How dare she hate anime trash that is our culture here on 4chan
>>8768324
Why would a self alpha have to tuck?
>>8768326
are you cute?
>>8768326
Yeah, you're pretty cute but proportionately crazy. Have you been posting more often lately?
>>8768302
How about you post a picture of your socks and feet huh? You know you gotta give a little to take a little right?
>>8768315
A-are you sure? all#3494
>>8768324
i want orchi
>>8768290
sorry ally, I guess Ill forever be stuck between the worlds of good girl and bad girl
Just like shadow the hedgehog
>>8768339
>Only using a tripcode now
Little late to the party, faggot.
>>8768342
marry me, right now
>>8768337
Not at all.
>>8768338
Crazy how?
And not really, I'd say less than when I first came here.
>>8768345
I'm so so sorry, I'm sure you'll be fine though.
Not everyone has to be good.
>>8768350
Uh uh uh
>>8768222
all you need is to book it in, you have the money.
no more tears about your face or the strange thing between your legs
>>8768356
>diaperposting
>picture that obviously isn't you
Fuck off
>>8768347
There's a party involved?
>>8768328
Yes. My useless genes will never pass on.
>>8768334
I don't have to. Just passing on the knowledge.
>>8768343
Same, but in reverse
>>8768358
bee my bride and lets spend our lives together
>>8768356
Godfuckingdamnit.
Why
Elanna
Why
>>8768362
PLEASE post feet i don't have any feet so i can't post and you're really discriminating against me right now
>>8768364
Oh....okay
>>8768363
you want balls put back on?
>>8768368
elanna has posted feet before, it's your fault for not saving them, anon
>>8768357
seems to be okay, I do get to ride a motorcycle and shoot guns
>>8768374
dont mind seiryu
she is a silly girl
>>8768357
You murder young women and bathe in their plasma. What more needs to be said?
>>8768362
Not like you have the time to attend.
>>8768374
Yeah. I've been lurking around hospitals trying to find some in the medical waste bins but have yet to find suitable replacements.
>>8768381
wow shes cute
>>8768384
oh sorry
i was hungry
>>8768368
>I don't have any feet
I don't believe you
>>8768382
;~~;
Don't make fun of how busy I am
>>8768334
Every time I refresh my page, this post gets hidden for some reason. How strange
>>8768382
please dont post numale cucks here
Today I learned cis lesbians don't like questions they filtered me out they are mean and have strict opinions
>>8768388
I, too, miss the days when I actually had something called a "Friday night".
>>8768391
the government doesnt want you to thinking
stay woke
>>8768392
shirt just screams "i have a lot of sex" really
>>8768382
>>8768382
W-what? I've never done anything like that, and I never would, that's real fucked up anon.
>>8768384
You can have my balls. They've been killed by cypro though.
>>8768392
I guess I can't post Nicole, then.
>>8768388
Busy enough to shitpost all day even at work
mfw people here aren't redpilled despite browing 4chan for years
I command all of you to browse /pol/ until you realize what is shitposting there and what isn't
Only then will you have a hope of having a grasp of the true nature of our world
>>8768401
ahaaaaaaaa
>>8768396
My Friday nights are now spent in a plain white cleanroom filled with white noise and slowly losing my sanity due to sensory deprivation and hearing voices and noises in my head.
Grad school is great
>>8768403
I have a looot of waiting around to do while I run these experiments
>>8768405
you didnt post a face
how do we know what your face is now
>>8768403
>tfw busy all day at work
>elanna gets paid to shitpost while waiting for some test tubes to spin around or whatever
i'm suing someone
>>8768412
I've only been on HRT for a month and a half, I don't have any of those yet :'(
>>8768410
what experiments are you running, it sounds interesting :D
>>8768416
Must be the wrong Alison. Are you cute as well?
>>8768414
>Busy all day
>Sneak into the back room to bully Elanna over discord
>>8768426
Not one little bit.
>>8768425
I'm fabricating a bunch of silicon wafers for making microreactors. It's a bit of a time consuming process to make them but there's a lot of waiting involved.
>>8768412
Yup, and I intend to stay that way
tfw no bf
>>8768436
Post face. Let me judge.
>>8768438
You pathetic piece of shit. I still admire you, though. I wish I had your will to continue.
>>8768439
>tfw repressor
>tfw bf
Oh I can't wait for next week. I'm gonna have cock
>>8768439
tfw ex gf. >>8768438 you know
>>8768445
hi amy
>>8768448
Dear Lord, you are frightening.
>>8768429
i'm telling your boss
>>8768414
>being a wagecuck
I tried to tell yas.
>>8768449
Hi
Daddy is gonna put me in my place soon
>>8768439
tfw no gf :'(
>>8768440
No way in hell am I ever doing that anon.
>>8768452
go ahead
>>8768450
Don't be mean to clare
If you continue I will hugg you till you die
>>8768460
just told your boss, she said don't bother coming in tomorrow and also that you suck and everyone makes jokes about you behind your back
>>8768465
You'll move on eventually.
>>8768448
you look like i'd look like in 5 years assuming i continue to abuse substances
>>8768465
thanks
do you miss her?
>>8768462
Gay testosterone fuelled sex drive for the win
Sweetheart
>>8768467
[DEATH HUGG INCOMING]
>>8768221
this is the reason I dont leave the house
bad things happen when I do
T~T
>>8768143
ye
>>8768166
I am just a luck black hole
>>8768466
my boss is a guy and my supervisor gives me attaboys all the time though
>tfw nobody to call you a pathetic piece of shit
>>8768462
Sorry, you probably already know you're fucked. But I just thought you'd like second opinion in the event of hugbox.
>>8768479
high quality post tbqhwy
>>8768483
Just talk to your parents if you wanna feel awful.
>>8768481
>ye
>>8768471
this was after days of:
- not eating
- not drinking water
- drinking a lot of alcohol
- crying
- barely sleeping
- not showering
- double crying
I look bad but not usually this bad
>>8768482
>my boss is a guy
she's a repressed tranny
>>8768489
>WHY U NO PREGNANT YET
>m-mom I was born a boy I cant get preg
>U A GIRL NOW, U GET PREGNANT GIVE ME GRANDAUGHTER
>>8768467
>sounds gay tbqh senpai
That's the point desu
>>8768479
I agree
>>8768476
you're a worse human than me desu
>>8768469
This isn't because of someone I just think I'm better off alone.
>>8768473
I suppose I did, my aim is pretty poor.
>>8768496
I don't think so
>>8768506
huh. I was told that ryan fucked you over and made you break up with her.
>>8768509
>>8768500
>>8768479
Please start tripping again so I can filter your posts
>>8768495
yeah that was my average day not too long ago i know how that goes
good luck and also drink more water and eat dummy
>>8768506
You didn't think that when you were with her, or did you? She probably doesn't like seeing you lonely, just sayin'.
>>8768508
i just like to assume everyone is trans until they prove otherwise
Wait a minute, there's a lot I'm missing. Fuck it.
You know, sometimes I think I expect problems to solve themselves. Like, I know intellectually I have to do things, but I never realize how hard it is for most people to do things. I think this is where me always beating myself up stems from; I expect perfection from myself but I don't expect to have to work for it, since for most of my life I've been able to coast. I'm a really good coaster, I mean I don't give up easily, but I really am not used to having to work hard for anything. This might be a part of the reason why I resist going to therapy, because I feel like it's for people who have failed, and I'm so, so afraid of failing.
>>8768531
I agree. You'll needs lots of surgery. Lots of it.
>>8768528
You should stop assuming that otherwise mistakes might happen
>>8768521
I'm going to spend the next 5 years of my life basically focused entirely on my work. After that I'm likely to live a nomadic lifestyle if I choose to pursue an academic career. What's even the point, it's just going to leave my partner unsatisfied.
>>8768513
Then you heard wrong, she never at any point told me to dump her
>>8768504
Eh only some people can understand me
I can't feel ownership of memory of a self of me that no longer exists
>>8768535
i have a pretty good track record so far
one day we'll look back and laugh at how silly you were
>>8768537
If that's true then the girl that exiled me because of lies told me a few dozen herself. really makes me think
>>8768537
Okay, then. Wanna fuck, no strings attached?
Uh
I also enjoy small witch show?
>fixed sleeping schedule to sleep at 11 PM and wake up at 7 AM
>need to work from 5 PM to 6 AM
>>8768543
She blames her. I don't think it's entirely unfair. It's not really a lie, I was forced by circumstance into breaking up with her. I did it voluntarily to stabilise my living situation.
>>8768545
I can't do no strings attached I get clingy
>>8768556
so do you miss her?
>>8768556
I thought you didn't get very attached to guys.
Posted a pic of myself on a few trans passing places. Not sure if hugbox or if I really stand a chance of passing.
>>8768555
don't forget to take vitamin D pills now that you won't be seeing much sunshine, otherwise you'll be even grumpier and grouchier than usual
Rejoice! Sass is back amongst us to bring us quality shitposting.
>>8768567
You must have missed the episode where I started fooling around with my ex and fell in love with him again.
>>8768565
Of course I do what kind of dumb question is that
>>8768565
I thought you weren't posting anymore on 4chan.
>>8768574
if you want you can post it here and i'll give you an analysis that isn't a hugbox/hatebox
My vacation is over and i'm starting work today, but my sleep is so fucked, dude!
Psywar on YouTube a 138 minute metanoia documentary. Shit is intense.
>>8768582
You deserve to be happy
>>8768578
I am never grumpy and grouchy you tAKE THAT BACK I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU
>>8768267
Kill me please
>>8768394
cislesgen?
yeah they're a bunch of jerks
>>8768586
I think she doesn't pass desu.
>>8768574
posting it here means a more likely chance of no hugbox
if you posted it on reddit, you got hugboxxed for sure, but that doesn't necessarily mean you don't pass
>>8768484
Got excited thought zhea came back
(probably to advertise)
>>8768582
Post a pic of him. I wanna size him up.
>>8768593
Don't mess with Valq. No matter how depressed/messed up u are.
>>8768591
go ahead, you'd only be doing me a favour
>>8768613
>Wanting to die/get killed
Dat tranny life :^)
>>8768542
I'm not silly I'm 100% serious
>>8768613
THEN I'LL UNCONDITIONALLY SUPPORT YOU IN YOUR AMBITIONS AND DREAMS
>>8768590
No, not really, I deserve nothing
>>8768593
No, that's about the worst relationship advice I've ever been given.
>>8768606
I am not posting pictures of him on here.
What do you want to know about him though or what do you want to size up?
Here it is. I know I am a horrible ugly fat tho.
>>8768483
You are the worst and ugliest person here, if you even qualify as a person. Disgusting.
Hopefully I did it better this time.
>>8768620
>I'm not silly
it's basically like your entire personality is wearing a clown costume and honking its nose every time you post something
>>8768623
Is he hit, and how big is his cock. Also, I'm a man and normally don't give a shot about this crap, but I guess it would be courteous to ask what happened between you two.
>>8768531
this is very relatable
i lack work/study ethic if it's not strictly defined externally and rewarded i.e an actual job
so despite being capable it's difficult to actually get up and do things consistently, but the self-awareness makes you brutally compare yourself to people who do
i think we need routine
>>8768646
Is he hot*
>>8768623
>No, not really, I deserve nothing
I don't think thats true one bit
Mtf with a mtf gf
Even when i hug her i cant stoo thinking now much i would like to have a bf
But i dont know any cute guy who is into trans, i dont even have friends.
>>8768635
>where did that come from
From my heart.
Maybe you're the wrong Claire, but if you're the right Claire you know.
>>8768642
henk
>>8768622
my dream is for you to be happy though, on your little frozen farm in northern alaska, growing snowberries and milking chickens
looks like i win again
>>8768655
I'm the one with the 71235 inch dick
>>8768655
The other Claire has a trip now lol.
>>8768660
sounds like stardew valley
>>8768622
Theres something I havent heard in a while.
>>8768483
you'll never be a real girl. No matter what you look like, you'll always remember it.
You never had a period.
You never got to grow up as your father's little girl.
You didn't deal with the clique bullshit in highschool like girls do
Even in the future, things won't change. If you keep your dick, it'll always be there as a reminder of who you are. If you get bottom surgery, it won't be the same. In 60 years, you'll still have to dilate.
You'll always look in the mirror and see the man you used to be, no matter how much surgery you get or hormones you take, because there's only so much you can shave off.
How was that? I basically just stated all of my worst fears
>>8768658
i was thinking more like this
Good night LGBT
>>8768669
Please take this to private chat i-i dont want to read that
>>8768639
>>8768669
Nope. Don't feel a thing.
>>8768660
Nothing in this life will make me happy. Actually, the one and only one time I've been happy in my life was in the brief minute I was dead.
>>8768671
But that's a girl clown?
>>8768667
that's basically the level of comfiness i want
a completely idealised farm life next to a small village
>>8768635
I realistically don't have the energy to maintain a long distance relationship even if there's no secrecy involved, and the secrecy is just one step too far. If she's angry with you that's your problem though it's not my job to moderate the moods of my ex's
>>8768651
You just gotta get to know me
>>8768646
He wasn't rwally hot, he was cute though. 5'9", slightly messy and longish brown hair. Stocky build, he was a baker. Brilliant blue eyes. Usually clean shaven.
Average penis size, mine was slightly bigger. As for what happened, we were together for close to 4 years, you can imagine we've basically tried everything with both sets of equipment.
>>8768678
its because it was hard wired into us for a few thousand years
post ur teenage sad crying girl cd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWjWLn1ZncU
can someone beat me up pls
>>8768679
I've disposed of my pants if you'd like to continue this tale.
I'm totally cuter and not a manlet, just FYI.
>>8768676
>Nothing in this life will make me happy.
what about being cuddled by someone you love on a sofa underneath a blanket while it pours down with rain outside
if that doesn't make you happy, i think you need to go to your local deacon and get your soul checked
titties
>>8768690
How tall are you?
>>8768685
I make grad student dollars all my servant money goes to ramen
GET SKINNY
>>8768676
>>8768677
you're a girl, clown
>>8768681
I think it's less because it was wired into us and more because we idealize it- the reality is that it's bug filled, smells like literal shit, there's constant hard labor to be done, etc etc. It's not a cozy life, it's the exact opposite of it.
But for a long time now, we've painted it as being a cozy life, where you get nice warm summer winds and a cozy fire, and it's a life of peace.
>>8768674
if it helps I made myself sad after writing it because literally everything about it also applies to me
>>8768683
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcU3bmNS6i4
I'm not sure why this album always manages to make me tear up. It's not exactly sad or anything for the most part.
>>8768700
that's basically the thing I fantasize about the most. Bonus points if it's in the middle of a place like New York or Chicago or Hong Kong, so I can also hear the sounds of the busy city below, someplace where you're so obviously nothing more than a cog in the machine and it's just you and the girl cuddling you.
reminder this is your typical gay male "straight" tranny
>>8768704
6'3"ish
>>8768711
I'm a boy, double clown
>>8768714
>there's constant hard labor to be done
not if you just grow enough for yourself
>>8768716
>Hetalia
Dodge the fucking bullet Elanna
>>8768716
oh gosh you're like a full foot taller than me
>>8768714
>if it helps I made myself sad after writing it because literally everything about it also applies to me
yeah i got sad reading it
but at least we can just pretend our male upbringing makes us like cool and superior dickgirls who are best mommies
and that we dont cry over dysphoria in the shower and get yelled at by mean cis women that dont like us
>>8768676
Somebody teach me how to get weaponized! Chara-senpai will never notice me at this rate, but it looks like melanna is the new Most Hated round these parts.
>>8768700
Cuddling is a dumb annoying chore and it just makes you really hot
It's a vestigal trait of when humans were subhuman animals, underevolved monkeys and had to huddle together for warmth. If you aren't actively freezing to death "cuddling" is pointless and outright unpleasant.
>>8768723
Hey, I don't follow the story. I just look at porn of the boys.
>>8768717
>double clown
over the line
>>8768726
>tfw not a cutter
>tfw not trutrans
>>8768733
Sass, the magnitude of your ugliness is compounded by the fact that you're like 50 years old.
>>8768733
O-oh, I'm sorry then...
>>8768733
how could you forget about me sassafras
>>8768722
Thing is, at that kind of land amount you're also not using the same kinds of machines they have now, so it doesn't actually decrease in work as much
There's a reason that productivity only really boomed once people stopped having to farm for themselves.
>>8768728
what if literally everyone from /mtfg/ hugged you at the same time
>>8768728
what happened to make you hate cuddling, natalie
who hurt you (tell me, i'll punch them in the dick)
>>8768716
Build? Facial features? Interests? Personality traits?
The all important: geographic location
>>8768737
ehh
i cut super deep through both legs and regret it
like i cant wear shorts because there are massive scars straight through
considering recutting in patterns so i can excuse it like i got mauled by an animal or something?
>>8768744
maybe so but an hour of weeding and watering then giving the pigs the weeds mixed with their feed
>>8768726
On the plus side, we actually cry from dysphoria now
I remember that for ages, I would just lay there in the bathroom, feeling utterly exhausted with everything, but I still couldn't get myself to actually cry, so I would just it there and wish desperately for things to be different.
I mean, I still do a lot of that but actually being able to cry now makes it a lot easier to actually vent out those emotions.
>>8768737
In regards to that I'm about as far from trans as you can get. No history of drugs, no self harm, just a lot of going on autopilot letting the days pass by, trying not to think at all because it led to sad times
>>8768741
>stares transbianly
>>8768762
where is your leghair handsome husband
>>8768759
I suppose my roommate does help with my dishes a lot.
Do you think that's why she asked me to marry her?
>>8768762
B-but why would someone stare at me like that?
>>8768762
Lol what a fag, you shaved your legs.
>>8768766
if you and faye start dating would that mean that she is the first boy you have dated?
>>8768747
>Build
>I'm certainly not fat, kinda skinny, but doing cardio wouldn't hurt for some definition.
>pouty red lips, thin nose, rosey cheeks, strong jaw, cleft chin, bright green eyes, strawberry blond, straight hair, resting bitch face
>I like drugs and meeting freaks, play shifty video games when I I can't go out
>I'm just an asshole, but I people think I'm funny I guess
>Northern California, so it wouldn't be that easy getting to you
>>8768768
I still don't get it.
>>8768769
!!!
>>8768745
I'd be going to death row I imagine
>>8768746
Maybe the being prostituted by my family until I was 10? Being ritualistically tortured and forced to sleep inside or in the bathroom months on end? Being kicked out at 15? Being raped and murdered by someone I trusted at 16? Being abandoned by every single human being I've ever known because I'm not good enough because I don't have a rotting hole between my legs? Not sure.
>>8768728
But ancient man had more hair.
poop emoji
>>8768733
Be nice to Satan.
>>8768774
Don't worry I'll be here if you do
where are all the boyfriends i was told there would be boyfriends
>>8768582
>Of course I do what kind of dumb question is that
But does she know that.
>>8768780
You're like fourteen. You need to look elsewhere
>>8768772
You sound cute
Shame about the whole Northern Cali thing though
Also:
>drugs and meeting freaks
You're probably talking to me a few years too late ngl
>>8768768
>I was in spin class,bikers don't have leg hair
god I love you faye :)
I wish you would actually move forward with your transition tho, I want to see you smiling
>>8768760
im not even on hrt yet
i cry pretty rarely now
mostly just aggression since puberty
everything that made me cry a lot as a kid made me angry past it
then you get more trauma and you just kinda shut down
just kinda stare at wall all day
funny when people berate you for no female socialisation
haha at least you havent been sexually assaulted
"haha yeah..."
>>8768779
UwU
>>8768790
d-don't get it pls
>>8768783
exCUSE YOU
>>8768780
Only women's here
>>8768790
>people hit on me
>say that it makes me feel like a teen girl when people do that
>guy says that i look like a cute teen girl anyway
wew idk how to take this
>>8768792
hi beeps ily
>>8768776
that's a lot of dicks i'm going to have to punch
natalie had a difficult life
>>8768782
I dunno, I haven't talked to her all that much, I've been kind of wanting space. Instead of being on discord I'm here being a miserable cunt. Sleeping like absolute garbage too
>>8768793
Get it from Claire. :) That's the best place to get it.
>>8768784
I've alienated enough of the people I care about to the point where I'm considering blowing money and traveling to wherever just to not feel alone. I chat all day with coworkers and whatnot but it feels meaningless, so being far isn't all that bad
>>8768805
Bad people deserve to suffer.
>>8768802
Post yourself, please. I want to imagine sex with you
>>8768813
Sass cockblocking Faye to get to Faye
>>8768793
G-get what, I am very very confused by everything desu.
>>8768801
Only one of those moogles is a girl.
This is wrong.
>>8768807
Do you want to be my boyfriend?
>>8768821
Lol, it seems you misunderstood me, once you get it from Claire you'll never want it from anyone else
>>8768787
Ouch. You're living the classic "shitty trans life", I see.
Hopefully you can get on HRT sometime soon, and get some actual crying in
>>8768792
He's a prog metal-head mostly inspired from the 70s and 80s bands and musicians. He never stood a chance to look like a guy. This album is by far the most gentle thing he's put out, everything he's done under the band Ayreon has been a lot more metal focused, but still on the gentler side of prog metal.
>>8768822
But maybe one of the girls doesn't wear bras
>>8768817
you're not a bad person underneath all the grump and grouch though
you're like a cinnamon bun that's fallen onto the ground and is all covered in dirt and hair, but still nice underneath all the crap
>>8768818
Makes me sad thinking about it but I guess that's because I know the full story of why it didn't work
>>8768815
What do you do for a living?
>>8768827
>implying you wouldn't marry me after I gave it to you
Pls don't lie
>>8768820
n- no people will recognize me if i do and i don't want that.
>>8768834
>faye will never give it to you
>>8768828
Ayreon is fucking great.
>>8768829
That'd be me then desu.
>>8768840
Okei :P
>>8768828
something like that
thanks
cypro should be here in a week or so
>>8768843
Do I have to wear the bra then
But... I'm a..
>>8768831
You don't know me well then.
>>8768832
I Google people's computer problems on weekdays and manage a McDonald's on weekends. Because I start going insane when given too much free time.
who are you even faye
like, I can never really figure out if you're a guy or a girl
you're on mtfg which makes me think girl, but people always seem to mention you in more masculine ways
>>8768851
...stop being attractive this instant
>>8768858
faye is a mtftm
>>8768862
like, a detransitioner?
>>8768780
>>8768850
you don't know yourself well, but i forgive you for it
>>8768867
I'm a monster disguised as a human.
>>8768848
Not to me senpai, we had a deal remember?
>>8768853
Yee, it's great, though desu, my favourite Arjen project is The Gentle Storm with Anneke van Giersbergen, I really hope they do a second album.
>>8768861
>Crushing on someone over the internet
what kind of person would ever do this
>>8768728
My gf everybody.
>>8768858
Grad student, work in San Fran, indeterminate sexuality
Gender:What do you want me to be
>>8768870
>Conflating a statement of one's attractiveness with a crush
Baka
>>8768869
I didn't say it because I remembered
>>8768877
dont you call me baka nerd
>>8768861
Okay, uhh... I make little, bully the dweebs at work and fantasize about killing myself sometimes?
Also, I embarrass myself by strutting down mainstreet while listening to loud lofi hip hop, sometimes stepping into the coffee shops to smile at the baristas
>>8768869
Oooh, gentle storm was really good.
I think that and Lost in the New Real are two of my favorites, though I also have a soft spot for Space Metal.
>>8768853
hey you
you blessed me, thank you
a short time after this was posted, the mailman delivered my cypro
it starts today
also i got a letter saying fibre internet is available in this street now
>>8768868
yeah, but you're more like one of those monsters from an anime about a demongirl who's stranded in the real world and has to make friends with humans in order to get home
not like a wendigo or a barghest or something
>>8768893
It's my Tranny magic at work.
And woohoo! Starting hormones, even just to kill T, is awesome.
>>8768883
>I make little,
Probably more than me
>bully the dweebs at work
Assholes are hott
> and fantasize about killing myself sometimes?
Who doesn't?
Shit, it's not working
>>8768878
Oh good, remember not to forget.
>>8768862
actually she is a mtftmtf
>>8768897
True, I don't eat people. But I'm still a terrible person for not being born female nonetheless.
>>8768901
>Shit, it's not working
What isn't?
>>8768910
Your efforts to tarnish yourself
They aren't working
Being awkward and taking out your frustrations on people speaks to me on a deep level
>>8768913
Fail
>>8768901
Despite my height and good looks, I'm very boyish looking. All the older women in my life are incredibly forgiving of me and treat me like a doll. I love it
Does that make it weird? What's worse is that I'm not even larping right now. I'm this sad
>>8768918
That isn't me btw. I'm at least smart enough to figure out what you're saying
>>8768908
being born male doesn't make you a terrible person, i have personally known several males who were not terrible people and have heard that there's a few more out there
>>8768832
Real talk tho if partner 1 can do more jobwork thanks to partner 2 taking up the housework, and 1's income is greater enough than 2's income, then that setup is better than the "both partners work jobs" setup or the solo setup. Basic math, the bane of all feminists. That, and a great many women don't want to give up time with their child for a few extra shekels.
Just something to think about before settling on the life of solitude.