French firm offered spyware to 'find out if your son is gay'

>>8766058
maybe, idk. closest they've gotten as far as i know was when someone torrented porn from our wifi, but it wasn't me. i'm like 80% sure it was our weirdo teenage neighbor

>>8766058
reading is not gay
football (american and european) is gay

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My little sister found out I was gay because she used my laptop and saw I searched "what do lesbians like" on google

>>8766058

I can't understand why you'd want to know, if you are anti gay and he hasn't told you wouldn't that make you think about why he hadn't? If you dont mind, maybe you should respect his privacy, you shouldn't throw a surprise 'I know u gay lol' party or anything wtf

Also it's nice to see the usual list of 'gay indicators' for teenage boys, my 14 year old internet history was indie rock and football bc I was too scared to google anything about sex, thx parents

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>>8766900
>tfw still too afraid to google porn so I just lurk 4chan until stuff I like maybe gets posted and even then I can't save it

>>8766915

Are you me? I have never viewed porn on my PC bc it feels more 'dirty'than using my phone somehow, also harder to conceal from my parents (still closeted lmao)

>still too scared to type the word 'gay' onto a physical keyboard or into a search engine, feels like admitting it or something

>>8766058
>having certain piercings
?

>>8766937
Holy shit I am you
My parents are Catholic, so kind of an oppressive environment. I also have this theory going that I'm subconciously trying not to grow up because life was the easiest when I was a kid. I feel like if I deny my sexuality I can maybe find my way back to that blissful time before puberty, when I didn't have rent to pay and all my peers and I were equals. If I ever do search dirty stuff, I basically format my whole computer afterwards in shame haha
Still kinda hoping I'm straight and just been going through a 26 year phase

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>>8766900
>tfw Luddite parents

>>8766058
>Did you parents know anything from your porn viewing habits as a kid?
They still don't. They still don't know my orientation. Sometimes I think about setting my desktop wallpaper to a sexy woman just so they can know I'm not gay after all.

Pretty sure my mom snooped on my history when I was a teenager desu

>>8766970
>tfw same
>but they used the computer once
>saw a bunch of search results (this was the one time i accidentally didn't clear shit)
>just tell them it was being currently searched in the region which is why it pops up
>they believe me

>>8767044
That's clever as fuck

>>8766957

I also worry that my background 'made me gay' or whatever, I have the classic absent father (through work, then divorce) and overbearing mother combo so I worry about how 'legit' my sexuality is

I keep a squeaky clean internet prescence on my PC and laptop and vary rarely use my phone for lewd things

I couldn't pray myself straight so I guess this is my life :/

>>8766970
Smug bastard, my stepdad worker in IT so I had all the internet parental programs (bluecoat, restricted browsing etc) and I'm 99% sure he had a keyboard input logger in case I worked out incognito mode, repression is top fun

>>8766974

That's actually sort of sad, just get a cool landscape or the logo of a sport team etc. I never change mine from the default bc who cares and it doesn't give anything away about you

>>8767096
It had its cons too: we never had cable growing up, didn't have a computer till I was 14 and even when we got one it was a potato. I was the one who paid for internet each month because I was literally the only one who used it. Even so, idk how I'd have gotten through high school without the internet so props to you for living under such an oppressive step dad for those years.

>>8767104
>I never change mine from the default bc who cares and it doesn't give anything away about you
Same and I'm too shy to do it and it would just distract me, but I still think about doing it anyway even though I'd rather date a guy.

>>8767211
Tbh if you've had that same background for a while and you just suddenly changed it to a chick that'd probably raise a red flag on its own, especially if you don't talk about women much as is.

>>8767144

I never had cable and we had limited TV and internet time, to be fair I'm the eldest of 4 brothers so it prevented arguments and made things easier for my parents

>living under an oppressive step dad

I'm still living there, move out in 3 weeks for uni/college so hopefully I can finally work on meeting a nice bf

My step dad is actually a good guy, just pretty heavy on discipline but reasonable with it and supportive, but probably would have been after the software from the OP to monitor for faggotry in his kids

>>8767215

It's your call anon, if you can deal with the distraction and people thinking you are a leery straight guy I think it's pretty good cover

>>8767226
They hardly see it anyway but yeah it would be weird, and I don't talk about women at all. But I'm not the type to have reason to trick them anyway, so it wouldn't be suspicious that way, I think.

>>8767268
It would only be my parents and siblings who would see it anyway.

>>8767312

It's mainly bc I don't see why you want it so bad unless you enjoy looking at it, no-one will look it and think 'oh he must be 100% straight, no gay at all'.

I'd be surprised if anyone really thought about that all unless they suspect u gay, in which case they'd probably confrot you if they weren't ok with it

>>8767348
I would enjoy looking at it some, that's what I mean distraction. I don't think either of them would confront me about my orientation if they do wonder.

>>8766058
I grew up in the 90's and my parents are older. They didn't even know how to turn a computer on back then. Life was good - had all my porn saved n a series of 3.5 floppy disks labeled with obscure titles. Shit was cash.

>>8767670
>shitty heavy pixelated 300x450px black and white porn images on cumbersome floppy discs
>shit was cash
k grandpa
But be honest, streaming HD porn on your phone is 100 times better

>>8766058
Lol those can be signs of AGP. Fucking plebs haven't even heard of the shy AGP intorvert nerd. Oh and as an AGP I like mainstream girly pop music, always have.

>>8767778
Yep i'm a gramps too, you kids these days and your HD porn on your cellphones. When I was 11 I started AGPing to porno mags that my brother hooked me up with, we didn't even have dialup yet, though we had a 486. Oh and the sears catalog too.

>>8767778
>k grandpa

I'm 33 you nigger. But you can call me daddy if you want ;)

>>8766058
>Did you parents know anything from your porn viewing habits as a kid?
Definitely. My mom even confronted me once about all the weird porn she noticed on the history. I thought I'd cleared it but she probably had a spy program. Still bothers me 11 years later that she saw what I was into as a teenager.

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>world hunger remains unsolved
>rainforests are pretty much done for
>overpopulation
>everything is dying
>meanwhile the most important things firms are investing in are "oh i know what to do, I'll spy on my son with this tool to prove that he's gay!"
Never change, humans.

>>8769094
>world hunger remains unsolved
Cry me a river.

>rainforests are pretty much done for
Tell me you buy rainforest friendly and I'll tell you you're a liar.

>overpopulation
A meme.

>>8769107
>Tell me you buy rainforest friendly
You are barking up the wrong tree, f am. You think I care about these issues? I admit that they are "important" to some people but my point is that these useless firms waste time and resources producing stupid shit like this.

>>8766941

Dick rails/snake bites.

>>8769282
I thought it was tongue studs?!

>>8769107
>If I meme away and insult the world's problems, they aren't there!
Your mindset is the reason real change can never occur

>>8769455
>those
>problems

>>8767624

Go for it then, are you bi if you would like looking at that background? If your parents wouldn't do anything I guess you are pretty lucky with what you could get away with short of bringing a bf home