/mtfg/ male to fine girl

I made one as well so Ill just quickly remove it

ooops sowwy

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>>8765746
>not being a lesbian on the outside

>>8765905
Im sorry :<

Thank you

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>>8765912
No, its my fault desu

I'm a bad girl :(

>>8765916
no problem

>>8765920
I mean... do you want to be a bad girl? ;3

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>>8765926
No :(

I try my best though

>>8765905
>>8765912
>>8765920
>>8765926
>>8765934
terrible. absolutely terrible.

>>8765934
Hmmm... you wouldn't be a sub by any chance??

>>8765942
What is? :c

someone post that picture of /lgbt/. where gaygen is in a big pile, mtfg is on the ground crying and ftmg is standing there just watching our autism.

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>>8765964
i got you, fempai

>>8765944
yeah

>>8765942
whhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :(((((

>>8765972
Wooouuld you be interested in joining a harem? :3

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I have an announcement to make
this should be our anthem.
it certainly is mine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tc5UBYfx8k

>>8765970
No /clg/? I don't see any landwhale fuming with impotent rage in that pic?

>>8765907
;-;

boo thread tbqhf(s/sff) lads

>>8765979
yesh

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>>8765990
GOOF

>>8765985
/clg/ is beneath /pol/

>>8765970
thanks cutie

>>8765992
Welcome aboard harem girl #4! Please bring your own dom, because right now we're domless. It's okay if you dont have one, how hard can it be to find a dom for 4 girls anyway? Perks include: cute slave outfits and cuddlepiles every night

>>8765981
What about https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzy9tsYv07o ?

>>8766002
Some clg peeps Ive spoke to seem okay

>>8766002
That's nowhere near an accurate depiction of /CLG/. They're all forever alone, for starters. And I'm pretty certain not a single one of them is that thin. Not to mention they couldn't smile if their lives depended on it.

>>8765970
>I lol'd so badly
>u forget to add chasers tho

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>>8766005
that is a truly good song. thanks.
its not self depraciblabla you know what I mean - enough, for my current mood

>>8766016
i agree, they are a terrible, contemptible bunch

good thing that we transsexuals can easily forsake them in favour of cute cis male chasers, who make better partners in every measurable category of lovemaking

>>8766016
Lmfao someone is a little mad

>>8766027
I know right!! It's super catchy! The amount of times Ive almost outed myself because it's been stuck in my head...

>>8765970

>gaygen having posters

Those were the days.

>>8766000
post regularly in the discord or im disowning you
no kappa

>>8766030
Fuck off, chaser.

>>8766038
Nah, honestly, I don't even interact with them. Live and let live. I just like making fun of terfs in general. My last ex was one. Never friended Cathy Brennan on FB, for obvious reasons (I seriously despise fake goths) but I still saw her prose every time I logged in.

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>>8765741
I unironically laughed at this.

>>8765745
What do hot flashes matter when you all still hate yourselves and want to die?
There should be a thread Breast Chest that suicideposters donate their moans to before they kick it

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>>8766049
I am off discord for today because I am sad

but I will drag it higher up on my priority list.
especially with fin also being there, its a nice place

what songs have you all been jamming out to recently ?
https://youtu.be/VPKJT9OyevU

>>8766064
new dude?
he seems boring

i would never disown my own flesh and blood btw

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>>8766057
Sorry, I don't want to die. This thread is stuck with me.

>>8766066
i dont listen to music as it is for plebians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SKXU1u3dIo

>>8766066
Ive been listening to these guys, sadly they don't make music anymore

https://soundcloud.com/sweetvalley/sets/sv

land crusher is particularly heavy

Hai faggots :D
What are you up to today? Any new drama?

>>8766066
Been listening to a lot of cage the elephant, but Im not a huge fan of Unpeeled desu

My roommate has been molesting my other roommate so i just beat the shit out of him again.

hello

>>8766103
you need to stop living with molesters, oddish

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>escape grocery store
>spend morning receiving a shipment and breaking down boxes anyways
Make it stop pls

>>8766066
https://youtu.be/Atc0ERea7nE
I know, it is an album, but the first song is just the best.

>>8766103
>another violent AGP tranny

you can't make this shit up

>>8766119
Don't forget you're here forever

>>8766113
Its just the one

>>8766142
same

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>tfw you've been going on this thread for >4 years now

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>>8766142
>should i keep learning to code

kek

>>8766159
wowow, so if I stay a virgin for 40 years I become a wizard, but if I stay in this thread for 4 years I BECOME A BUNNY???

>>8766159
this thread has only been up for an hour, lauren

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>>8766172
i mean mtfg in general
>>8766168
hugg

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how come the mail didn't come yet its 2:30 pm it usually comes around 10 am

>>8766190
Its actually femail now, and doesnt wanna hang around butts like you. Ass.

>>8766181
Hugg back <3

>>8766161
And omg, whats the deal with mtfs and programming anyway???

>>8765897
did you know
that
you will always be a man
:)

>>8766196
We have agp male brains and aspergers 140+ IQs so we sit in our rooms and make money with our computers
or something like that

>>8766200
Maybe maybe
But I'll look like a girl, sound like a girl, act like a girl and be loved by cute boys like a girl so whats the big dealio

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>>8766066
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W773ZPJhcVw
>>8766142
>should I keep learning to code
kek

>>8766203
>140+ IQs
LOL

>>8766190
mail machine broke

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>>8765970
>ftm not cracking open a bear
Poor form

For anyone feeling bad today, pls dont hate or hurt yourselves, you are good girls.

>>8766207
>look like a girl
>sound like a girl
news flash: nobody passes, it's all a delusion
>act like a girl
no. you didn't have female socialization. you will never be a girl
>be loved by cute boys
hahahahahahahahhhfhahhahdfwds

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>>8766224
hugg beep

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Does rabbit autist own any rabbits?

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>>8766273
no

>>8766273
>rabbit autist
renren is just a fluffy animal autist in general desu

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>>8766278
fluff

can i quit work yet

>>8766249
agreed, i passed recently and even i dont pass.

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>>8766283
wugg

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>>8766069
fin is a nice girl. do not bully her
also you know her anyway

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>>8766293
xuggin

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>>8766293
>its not the gif

I feel betrayed

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is it normal to drool all over people when u cuddel
or am i an actual retard

>>8766301
Sorry phie I am just a mere babby

>>8766309

Were you asleep? If you were awake that's a bit retarded yeah.

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>>8766309
youre not supposed to drool

>>8766311
its okay, I forgive you anon

>>8766288
You didn't pass. You were being catered to because of political correctness. It won't last forever, the day of the rope is coming

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>>8766312
yeah i was awake and drooled a lot
>>8766315
couldnt help it :<

>>8766315
Oh my trip was off

>>8766316
Well I was dressed as a boy seeing as im a man, but yeah I agree I dont pass.

When the day comes be swift and direct with my death please, I know im a monster.

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>>8766301
>gif
the future is now, old lady

>>8766298
oh theyre a tranny?
do i?

keep posting cute fluffs

>>8766318
>yeah i was awake and drooled a lot

I guess it's endearing, sort of.

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>>8766334
hugg

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>>8766329
I love you anon
youre making me a little less sad

>>8766330
better if youve forgotten, you werent exactly friends.

also, did you have a look at last nights drama?
I am pretty sure youd enjoy it.

>>8766334
But I wasnt posting any.

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>>8766335
i take cuddles berry seriously

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>>8766334

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>>8766339
>youre making me a little less sad
you're too cute to be sad

if i were the ruler of the world, i would impose harsh corporal punishments on any cute person caught being sad

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>>8766334

>being a nationalist
Kill yourself

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>>8766309
I've drooled on a penis before ain't no biggie

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>>8766359
white nationalist drooling retard right here

>>8766359
>being a globalist

>>8766363
Uhhh that's kinda gay Brolanna wtf

Id like a friend please.

>>8766363
>bi trash
Not even once

I watched a 3hr movie what do I do with my life now

>>8766367

Not again, please, I can't take another six hours of "brolanna" posting.

>>8766369

Ditto.

>>8766375
masturbate to anime

is sucking girlcock gay

>>8766375

Discuss it with your bf, obvs.

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>>8766359
youre right, we should be nationalsocialists instead

>>8766353
>you're too cute to be sad
I wish that was true

> i would impose harsh corporal punishments

well, I guess at least that would make me horny, I approve

>>8766369
if youre looking for someone to insult and scold and shout at at your leasure, I could probably do that. I am an exceptionally experienced punching bag.
if you wanna be nice to them, you should probably look for someone that is used to that tho. I think Ive forgotten how that works

>>8766381
if you post here youre a faggot anyway, so it doesnt matter, youve already lost

>>8766378
but I don't like to masturbate
>>8766382
what bf?

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/639632/Rotterdam-concert-cancelled-bulletproof-vests-Allah-Las-pop-group-California-band

I'm very happy serti loses

>>8766376
ill be your friend, what do you like to do.

>>8766381
no.

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this is t he only difference between a transbian relationship and a gay relationship

>>8766397
girl love is different from boy love

>>8766391
rotterdam should have been bombed like in WW2 reeeee

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>>8766401
>transbians are girls!

kek

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>>8766397
but who wears the socks in a transbian relationship?

>>8766412
preferably everyone, no?

>>8766397
Yea if you're bailey jay and its 2011. Striped socks are for hons.

>>8766385
>if you post here youre a faggot anyway, so it doesnt matter, youve already lost

Eh

Sucking cock is fun

>>8766421

I think that was the implication, yes.

>>8766397
Well that and most gay relationships have both a top and a bottom, and transbian relationships are always two bottoms mewing for someone to start

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>>8766425
that is true at least.

>>8766421
>2017
>not being a hon

are you telling me you dont want to follow the trend?

>>8766391

>reading the fucking Star

Do you drive a transit van for a living?

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http://www.chabad.org/kabbalah/article_cdo/aid/380899/jewish/Cross-Gender-Soul-Migration-92.htm

>want to be girl
>just be a faggot and the sin of being a homo will make you reincarnate as a woman

Looks like repgen wins

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>>8766456
>chabad
>chaad
>chad

really makes you think

>>8766385
You worthless big dick loser! Kill yourself! Slowly!

Ok how'd I do?

>>8766456

There is only one God, and her name is Eris.

>>8766460
I thought you told me you went to bed o_0

>>8766435
You are a fine example of our flouridation and estrognisation in water program

>tfw you're a lesbian art girl who like pun rock edgy looks
>memed into being an aryan ubermench war hero straight man

>>8766477
>estrognisation
LMAO

>WE WUZ HI IQ PROGRAMMURS N SHIT!

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>>8766477
thank you anon, I am doing my best for (((your))) cause

>>8766472
no I just went off discord for the night.
I cant go to bed alone because I am scared and its too early for my SO.
I went out a second time with my doggonose to play.

>>8766461
at least that made me laugh
thank you anon

I aspire to be Frogposter one day

>>8766496
why tho?

>>8766490
How long did it take you to be able to walk around and function somewhat normally after srs? my appointment is next year and I'm trying to plan for it as much as i can

>>8766416
good point i guess

>>8766501
Because

>>8766490
>no I just went off discord for the night.
I see. Well i just wanted to say im sorry you didn't feel like talking about it but you are still a good girl ok? I hope you feel better <3

>>8766074
Is that you...?

>>8766505
if you want to be like Frogposter why do you respond like Birdie?

>>8766517
I'm not Birdie

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>>8766517
>tfw birdie blocks you and leaves the server because of the transbian agenda
>tfw was good freinds with him
>tfw know a lot about him and his life
>tfw he just wont even talk to me anymore
>tfw miss him every day

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>>8766503
I had to take opioids for about a year.
I had pretty painful complications and I was a heavily underweight during a hot summer in a non insulated flat. it was hell.

assuming youre a normal person, it depends where you go. thai recovery is harder, especially suporns recovery. Chett is a bit easier. European surgeons are a lot better by comparison, but its still painful.

Ive seen people be broken (at least temporary) by thai-recovery, it really isnt for the faint-hearted. Its very painful, especially if youre not used to pain, dilating can be an issue (if you have a history of selfharm tho, dilating will never give you any trouble cause youre used to inflicting pain on yourself)

fastest thairecovery Ive ever heard about was like 6-8 weeks, Without complications, Id probably have needed 4 months. the average is probably in between. Idk shit about canadian recovery tho, youd have to ask elanna for that.

I also dont know what you mean by walk around and function somewhat normally?
I started going to the kitchen to get my own food after 2 months. but Id never have been able to walk for more than 10 minutes at that point.

>>8766510
I am sorry, I didnt want to worry you. I am just socially inept. I drank my beer but it didnt make me drunk and now I am sad and sober. bad combination
thank you <3

>>8766523
yeah totally. who are you then?

tfw only alcohol in the house is gross ipas

>>8766526
Your server is a trash circle jerk desu, would you blame a cis male for not wanting that around him

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>>8766490
yw... I think?

>>8766503
Last I heard you're practically bedridden for 6 weeks, then there are a few more months before fully recovering depending on if you went the colon route or not.

>>8766526
you need to move on and think about other more important people

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>>8766534
who cares what it is if it makes you drunk tho.
back in my day, we didnt care how disgusting it was, we literally licked vodka from the floor
(seriously, dont do that. its stupid)

>>8766537
youre just mad you got booted

>>8766539
>if you went the colon route or not.
I dont think anyone does this anymore. if youre offered this, do not do this.

>>8766530
I'm Anon!!

>>8766545
>dont do that. its stupid

pro tip: alcohol kills germs

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>>8766555
its still disgusting to lick a dirty floor
it tastes like a combination of earth and vodka
this is disgusting even if you already had an entire vodka by yourself

>>8766529
I'm seeing brassard so I'll ask her next time I see her. Suporn is booked through for years and does seem to have the worst recovery. I know one other girl who saw brassard and his recovery seems pretty easy but its always nice to hear more about it from other people. thanks anyway tho

>>8766534
>tfw no bourbon or liqueurs in the house

>>8766545
ever since my roommate became a misfit she literally licks the bathroom floor at the gym before every workout to get in the mood. thanks for reminding me

>>8766490
Help us destroy repgen. We need more white men to become post op transwomen

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>>8766570
but I like repgen.
considering my history, I could be their poster""girl""
whats in it for me?

>>8766568
youre welcome.
feel free to poke me anytime you have questions

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>>8766564
>nazis are stupid degenerate drunks

thanks for clarifying that, princess!

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>>8766584
I was a stalinist when I was 16. So Id rethink that statement if I was you

>>8766576
You gain more sisters

>>8766537
>Your server is a trash circle jerk desu
im pretty sure you are just mad because i kicked you for lying instead of taking responsibility for things. If it was trash you wouldnt have stayed in it for so long and made such an elaborate hoax just to get in

Peepee vagina buttsex

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>>8766570
>>8766590
You cannot defeat me

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If someone paid me to look at my feet does that make me a thot?

>>8766600
stop taking advantage of poor, defenceless males

>>8766597
This is a woman with a degree in a respected field.
Let that one sink in

>>8766587
A low IQ is forever

>>8766605
He offered I didn't ask

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>>8766600
youre only a thot if you subtly manipulated them into it. if it was blatant then youre a whore, if it took you by surprise youre a maiden.

>>8766605
this may may makes me laugh every time

>>8766597
how long did it take your canadian vagina to heal enough for you to go back to mostly normal life?

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>>8766587
if only you read bordiga

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>>8766590
but I hate women and the vast majority of trannies I know

>>8766610
I havent failed an exam in my life.
I am pretty sure that means I am at least about average intelligence

>>8766611
how much did he pay you anyway?

>>8766339
no kidding
past boo mustve been smart

also nope
what happened?

>>8766599
We will get you Spartan, we have a dossier on your personality and behavior.

With our gang stalkers we will make you transition and have a breakdown, and in the event you resist all our attempts we will simply out you as a repressed transwoman to humiliate you.

You will fall.

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>>8766618
first time it's happened
>>8766622
just short of $100

he's a great guy and apparently has a findom fetish (he told me later) so there's that too...

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>>8766624
look at the archive, my posts like 24 hours ago

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>>8766634
>>8766634
findom?
youre finnish?

>>8766641
it means financial domination my friend

>>8766636
wow holy shit
burch has adopted so much of my dialect

that fag basically argues like a bit rate mirror of me
its so cringy

>>8766621
Take pleasure in their mutilitation and feminisation and being forced to sleep with men

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>>8766545
I dunno. Chet sounds a bit too good to be true. Guaranteed 7 inch depth no matter what situation you've been dealt, plus (insufficient, but arousal-based) natural lube, regardless of any hrt effects on the scro'? All businessmen need to toot their own horn a little bit, but this level of technique should have instantly made every other surgeon obsolete. Time to start jewgling again.

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>>8766630

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>>8766652
wew

>>8766645
oh.... lucrative

>>8766649
wanna know a secret
almost everything she said about me was correct.

>>8766655
doubt chett guarantees 7
he probably guarantees 6 like suporn

I went to suporn, have 7 inches depth, have regular sex and never use lube. its easily enough for just putting it in and starting
its not guaranteeed tho

Serious question: I have been experiencing a lot of vertigo, light headedness and dizzyness lately to the point where just turning my head too much to the side has me almost falling over. I am on 200 mg of spiro right now, is this just a side effect of low blood pressure? Its getting really bad i feel like i cant do anything.

>>8766618
I resumed classes 2 months later without issue.

>>8766609
:)

>>8766669
Don't you fucking smile at me degenerate, I hate you

>>8766662
>oh.... lucrative

I'm not gonna squeeze him, I'm not into it even if it does mean free money

>>8766430
I hate how accurate this is.

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>>8766672
That's fucking hot

>>8766662
who cares
he was basically just spouting exactly what i said at him to try to sound smart

like a blind man guessing that the sun is round

>>8766667
Low blood pressure is possible but dehydration sounds more likely. Drink a lot of water. With a bit of salt in it. Sports drinks are pretty good at balancing spiro effects if they're your thing.

transbian frot

>>8766662
its one of the better ways to make money if you can find people into it

>>8766669
thanks, i guess ill clear like 3 months for it then to be safe

>>8766678
you should good for being a kind person if nothing else

>>8766667
you might want to try drinking more water first

>>8766695
No it's not you AGP nerd, go back to your smashed pallets

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>>8766430
This

God he's so manly and puts me in my place :3

>>8766596
>lying

And no not mad hurt a little

I don't know what it is about you two needing to lie for points, but it's going continue to alienate people in your life
Until you fix it

>>8766655
He doesn't guarantee it. In practice, he extends the canal with a crural skin graft if needed, so I suppose most of his vaginas are around that mark. Mine was just short of 7". Half an inch less now, most likely because I relaxed the dilation schedule earlier than advised. The way I see it, as long as a finger can't reach the back, it's fine.

>>8766714
>Faye accusing literally anyone else of lying

>>8766707
:(

>>8766704
>you should good for being a kind person if nothing else

what

>>8766714
i mean you are lucky i dont just post the logs where you admit to lying about stuff lol. but im not here to argue im here to figure out why im so fucking dizzy

The larger transbian cums on the smaller one's gt as a display of dominance

>>8766526
>transbian agenda
how deep does it go

are there secret transbians in high-level government positions

>>8766720
you should feel good. guys with findom fetishes really do end up getting bled dry a lot of the time

>>8766723
its only really lewd if the smaller one is in chastity too

>>8766503
>>8766539
Mileage varies a lot. Elanna and Phie had rather difficult recoveries. I was mostly pain free and walking six hours in Bangkok ten days after surgery. I know I've been extremely lucky at the genetic lottery when it comes to healing, vert fast and clean healing is something I share with almost everyone on my mother's side. So my case is probably one extreme. From what I gather, it's around one month for most girls.

>>8766735
if he was rich i would squeeze him a bit but he doesn't make that much so I don't want to ruin his financial stability for a fetish

>>8766717
Don't frown at me either you're not allowed emotions

>>8766662
How much erectile tissue is still there? How is the frenulum? Any pain/discomfort?
Were you circumsnipped?

my left nut hurts
is that a good enough reason to cut them off

>>8766721
Post them ^_^

If you're talking about me saying I'm not faye, and us just hanging out like two normal people for a little bit before you had me strip naked for your abusive friends and became verbally abusive then sure

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>>8766728
>are there secret transbians in high-level government positions

yes

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smoked a really fat one with bf today
i felt soo bad that bf had to call my dad to come pick us up....

>>8766728
Its a 46 stage plan that ultimately ends with all biological males either being forced to transition of they are cute or being kept in breeding farms deep underground to collect their sperm if they are chads. If they are neither then they will just be culled.

im transbian

It's now the 7th this week

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>>8766697
its just a sad realization that I am what I am because I was stupid enough to let that happen to me. it doesnt bother me that she said it. Idgaf what people say about me, but the thing itself is sort of... well.
especially considering it was my own fucking fault as well.

>>8766721
maybe you need to angle your screens a bit differently, if youre looking at one, but something on the other pops up, moves blinks etc, your eyes might jump over for a splitsecond to check. if that happens all the time you either need to get used to it, or you need to have a "mainscreen" and a sidescreen, as opposed to just having 2 screens which more or less take the same space in your "viewing range" for a lack of a better english word on my part.
or I dont know what I am talking about, thats possible too.

>>8766742
>I was mostly pain free and walking six hours in Bangkok ten days after surgery.

I was at the beach twice while I was there. recovery got hard in the last week in thailand, before that it was pr easy going (after I was out of the hospital I mean)

>>8766751
I wasnt mutilated as a child, no.

Idk how to quantify erectile tissue. like, if I am aroused I feel blood flowing there, and it lifts up a tiny bit, but it barely looks different from before, so I suppose there isnt that much left.

what is a frenulum? Ive no idea

>Any pain/discomfort?

not usually, but Ive had 3 UTIs during the first 2years. this shit is really annying.

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>>8766749

lemme smash

>>8766723
lewd !
lewd !!!

Why are nazis here as well

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>>8766780
why wouldnt we be here?

>>8766723
It me

>>8766779
Heya sluttie :D

>>8766770
>maybe you need to angle your screens a
No i figured out im getting dizzy any time i turn my head too much in either direction. But thank you for the advice <3

>>8766788
Good point

i want penis in my mouth

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>>8766798
glad we understand each other

>>8766789
I wish you still had a dick, so I could punch you in it.

>>8766800
i have penis

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>>8766804
punching someone in the fanfan is almost as painful.

>>8766804
Hot

>>8766804
They do though it's twisted into Virgina

>>8766806
Who punched you in your foofoo? Tell me, I'll punch them right back in their genitals.

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PSA to all transbians

>>8766751
I'm under the impression Chett uses some erectile tissue to imitate the internal part of the clitoris. The head is small enough to fit under the hood, so not much tissue there but the sides can get noticeably engorged. Frenulum can be slightly felt but is as little noticeable as on the real thing. No pain or discomfort for me except when I ramped up dilation diameters. At this point, none at all.

Does anyone wanna start an Anti-Elanna Axis?

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>>8766814

>>8766818
no

>>8766818
coworker-chan, why do you bully elanna so much - is it because you want to become transbians with her?

>>8766794
hello pal !
: )

>>8766818
Yes please yes who even likes him or his brainwashed followers

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>>8766818
Elanna is protected by the alliance of the fem-reich and the dollface mafia.
there arent enough non aligned forces left to start anything.

>>8766811
it actually was my lil doggo, it was an accident.

>>8766824
that wasn't me tho

>>8766831
>it actually was my lil doggo, it was an accident.
It's fucking dead, don't you worry. Dog stew for dinner tonight.

>>8766825
Add me on discord so you can join the harem :D
Lia#4445

>>8766830
who are you?

you spend a lot of time here

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>>8766837
If you touch my dog Ill cut your throat and drink your blood

>>8766840
Me just a friend you had no life and I want to support you people besides I can't watch porn all day

>>8766818
a true axis of evil

>>8766833
nice question dodging there, buddy

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>>8766830
You take my porn and then turn against me
Damn muzzies

>>8766844
WELL THEN, ENJOY YOUR CUNT-PUNTS

>>8766849
I'm not dodging shit, hoser

>>8766845
how are you supporting people?

>>8766852
You know I don't mean that it's a joke I don't even know who this Elena is like who is he or do you mean something else anyway I'm sorry

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>>8766855
I AM
I AM A MASOCHIST
REMEMBER?

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>>8766862
She is me, your fuhrer

>>8766858
I don't know the reason in general is I actually wanted to be a girl just so I could be more loved then my sister

>>8766838
okey : ]

>>8766770
Anterior portion of the labia, where they meet. Sounds like there wouldn't be anything unusual to report if there's little erectile tissue left in.

>>8766870
Ps she is actually dead I'm not as loved as a corpse

>>8766869
>posting that pic at work
RISKY. Elanna has big balls ;)

>>8766857
whatever, hoser

go sell some avocados or whatever it is you do when you aren't playing D&D in space

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I got a new job.

I don't start for a few weeks.

Where should I travel to?

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>>8766889
Yeh
Wanna give em a tickle?

>>8766903
Tibet before the chinese finish what they started

>>8766770
>>8766816
Thank you for the info.

>>8766818
What's wrong with bananna?

>>8766870
>more love from 2 people max
>rest of humanity wants you dead
bad trade imo

>>8766852
>Tfw no giant bf to make you feel smol and let you sleep in his pocket

>>8766870
>>8766885
oh, when did she die, if you mind me asking, its fine if you don't want to though, I can understand if it makes you uncomfortable

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>>8766895
It's my weekend and I'm gonna spend it playing Titanfall 2 like a champ, you fucking hoser

>>8766920
Someplace in the US preferably

>>8766935
maine because its the prettiest state and you can get really good poutine

>>8766926
>
8 years ago I'm still not wanted so I tried to be better and then I found anime and it made me realize I can change I don't know what that helped but that's how I remember it

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>>8766943
>driving along east coast again
ugh

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>>8766903
Loire Valley

>>8766934
a girl your age should be out partying with her friends, but fine, have fun with memefall 2

>>8766945
Oh :(

I'm so sorry, that must be horrible

>>8766903
What job is it? Is it a cute job?

>>8766960
I get by with cross dressing it makes me feel good

>>8766966
what constitutes cute in a job?

>>8766969
are you still with your parents?

do you have a tail, mtfg?

>>8766966
Warehouse. Not cute I think. But they don't care how I look and it's easy hours. Especially with the holiday season coming up.

>>8766381
A lot of it is dependent on your mindset I think

If you see her as a guy, then yeah it's gay
If you see her as a girl, then it's not gay.

>>8766412
who doesn't?

>>8766430
pretty much yeah. Transbian tops are about as rare as can be.

>>8766979
>what constitutes cute in a job?
cat cafe maid, cuddle therapist, professional headpatter, etc.

>>8766979
Yes I only do it behind closed doors because my father would kill me(he's Muslim) because I'm supposed to me a man his heir

>>8766946
youre like a girl asking for suggestions on a place to eat

>>8766990
what if you do cuddle therapy but also tie people up during it for maximum satisfaction

>>8766990
Oh my god thats, like, the best think ever

>>8766991
That horrid, I'm so sorry :(

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>>8766958
A boy my age should be out partying with his friends, and I did earlier. Now I gotta go fast

>>8767001
I'm not a girl so that makes sense

I'll probably go to CO and get stoned for like 2 weeks straight

>>8766990
how would one go about getting a job like this

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nini frens

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>>8766981
No but I want a cat tail and ears
Its why I have a buttplug tail

I wish my bf would rub his penis on my tail

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i just rang the doctor's office to make an appointment in my girl voice
am i mommy tier now

>>8767021
advertise yourself. youre basically a cuddle whore

>>8767023
goodnight

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>>8766990
>cat cafe maid
Omg where do I find this and how do I become one
This is my dream job

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>>8767001
>youre like a girl asking for suggestions on a place to eat
You have no idea how true this is when it comes to her.

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>>8765897
would taking finasteride for hairloss make my skin look older?

>>8767066
Open up your own cat cafe, but where all the maids are actually trannies

You'll make a killing

>mum asks me how i am, burst into tears immediately

xd

>>8767089
Id work there >->

>>8767091
How are you then friend? :)

>>8767097
sad.

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>>8767091
how do i get my mom to care how i am

>>8767108
Why? :(

>>8767041
>answer phone boyvoice
>"is [name] home, miss?"
I kinda don't get it but I won't complain

>>8767110
she doesnt care about me.

she then basically went on a big rant about how i should stop taking hrt and then how im autistic.

Probablly all true but still, idk im sorry anon there probably isnt a way to do it some people are just jerks.

>>8767113
I got told more bad news about my brain bleeding problem and i cant stand my job or being around people as a gross man.

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I'm going to Colorado

If anyone has anything to say to goatposter I'll pass the message on

>>8767123
what's in colorado

>>8767122
why is ur brain bleeding? is it 4chan's fault?

>>8767117
Sounds like a cunt, not a mom to me.

>>8767122
I'm sorry to hear that, I dont really know what else to say but hey we're here for you, okay? :( Are you on the skittles?

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>>8767115
cute, maybe your resting resonance/pitch lifted

>>8767129
2 of my favorite things - snow and legal drugs

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>>8767123
You've never been high on weed before. You're going to overdue it and have some kind of breakdown or end up in the hospital due to dehydration.
Have fun.

So what do we do now

>Manager and co-workers shit talking about trans people in front of me

What do?

>>8767138
Idk... Talk about boys?

>ppl here genuinely thought valq and claire were dating

>>8767142
sounds like fun

>>8767136
haha natalie hasnt smoked weed what a fucking dork lmao