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Previous thread : >>8755505
Hello
Hellooo all :D
Can someone speak to me like Im a Girl
Hi everyone.
>>8757024
Hello Milky, how was your day? :))
>going to get my passport photo tomorrow
>look like a hon
>have some scabs on my face from electrolysis
>even with makeup will still look like a hon
>>8757023
hello ma'am
>Decide I'm not going to bother trying to make friends anymore because they always stop talking to me after a while
>Various online friends: "waah give me a chance, I'm different I'll be your friend forever"
>Start to feel bad about trying to cut them off, slowly resume being friendly
>They tell me they don't like me anymore
Oy vey.
>>8757035
did you sign up for those ballet classes you cis girl normie?
End it
>>8757030
Are you going to be traveling?
>>8757043
Pretty good, I think I made a transfriend today, idk Im not a very good spotter they could just be gay or pretty fem
>>8757017
Hello from the outside
>>8757049
Whoopsie forgot the trip, my bad
>>8757051
well thats good :)
>>8757048
nope
its because when I apply for jobs I can substitute my passport which can say female on it because its a federal document, instead of my birth certificate which says male on it (cant change it without srs, cant get srs without a job, cant get a job with a male birth certificate when you are a "woman") which is a state document
I stink at shading
My bf calls me cute names like bunbun and bambi
>>8757043
>when someone is an asshole to me no-one says anything, not even my "friends"
>if i retaliate everyone has a go at me, even my "friends"
>>8757023
*pretends to take note of what u say but actually just wants to have sex with u*
>>8757023
Hey how you doin lil mama? Lemme whisper in ya ear. Tell you something might like to hear.
>>8757058
Yeah, idk is "transfriend" a bit offensive? :S
Well not offensive but politically incorrect?
>>8757064
But bambi was a boy right
>>8757078
Yeah, but he had that sweet, sweet, feminine penis.
>>8757036
>online friends
I'm just going to send my resume to every single hospital in the united states of america and just move to the first one that wants to hire me
>>8757085
They're just as shitty as IRL friends.
>>8757086
live in the vents :D
>>8757096
Not paying rent sounds okay by me.
Surgical assessment next week, wheeee!
>>8757104
Which surgery?
>>8757104
hugg Haribu
>>8757108
Shes getting a tail obviously
I need bf
>>8757111
Most important surgery for passing, but hons don't want you to know.
>>8757036
you don't even stop to consider the fact there may be something wrong with how you act towards people if so many people stop talking to you
zero capacity for self-criticism
>>8757118
who doesnt
>>8757122
Lesbians?
>>8757122
Straight boys
>>8757123
You take your logic somewhere else
i stopped taking my antidepressants a week ago and i actually feel like im coming out of depression more, at least on the surface level.
i cant stop punching my head though and i don't know why, just when i look in the mirror it's easier to deal with now if i punch the fuck out of myself
some nice boy from uk?
>cute cute guy in work class with me for two weeks
>looks like Prince Charming with a beard
>talks is definitely gay
>background: he was Prince Charming at Disney parks
>o.o
>keeps holding doors open
>he just opened one for me and did a little spin flourish and grinned
>o...o;
>>8757126
And you too!
>>8757132
>>8757130
usually that's how you feel in the beginning and then it gets worse
at least so I am told
>>8757130
I do that too but then people started asking me why I have bruises on my face
>>8757080
Go on
>>8757113
My skin is actually fairly dark because I spend a lot of time in the sun.
>>8757123
>Checkmate
But they have bois
>>8757108
SRS, the first of two assessments for funding and approval.
>>8757110
hugg
>>8757111
That could be fun >.>
>>8757116
I can't, it's state funded. I'm actually dirt poor.
>Another out-of-touch easymoder.
You wouldn't say that if you saw where I started from; I had it worse than a lot of people here but I refuse to give up.
>>8757132
Do him in the supplies closest
>>8757151
Lets be real though, girlparts > tail
>>8757145
Sweet tan bruh
>Love thigh high socks
>Love toe socks
>They do not make thigh high toe socks
WHY. THEY MUST EXIST SOMEWHERE
>>8757151
How does some get a pet tucan
>>8757145
But it wouldn't be if you started living in vents, like a creepy Gordon Freeman.
>>8757167
They do exist. Gooble is frienf
>>8757167
>toe socks
Creepy things for your feet
>>8757160
"what was all that noise"
"o-oh uh Charming and I uh, were looking for some toner and uhm, we had to take apart the whole supply closet ˢᵉᵛᵉʳᵃᶫ ᵗᶦᵐᵉˢ"
>>8757151
>that webm
god i wish that was me
>>8757091
you should be my online friend :p
I can be shitty with the best of them :). Why just today i was fist deep in the shit :^)
>>8757178
Worth the embarrassment
>>8757182
Gross
>>8757192
oh dreadfully so!
>>8757151
In what ways do you have it worse than me?
>>8757169
It's probably a rescue animal
>>8757182
I will message you later today. It's for practical reasons not friendship.
>>8757175
I need spoon feeding, google only returns knee high or normal thigh highs.
>>8757215
Hmm it did go through :-\
>>8757030
Post pics fa m
>>8757206
patt Amy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSCzDykng4g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VJBBUqr1wM
>got scolded by my mom for quitting my job
>>8757227
hugg snicker
What was the job?
>>8757210
Like this?
>>8757222
I know I'll be a girl next life
>>8757230
just a gas station atendent
she says I'm basically gonna be Cinderella until I get a new one
i hate body hair
unironically considering suicide
>>8757234
you only get one life Amy
>>8757233
Or this?
>>8757167
*Reposting here*
I hate my life
I'm 18 years old
I have been depressed for the last 5 months
I'm so confused about myself and i'm trying to find my true self.
A week ago these feelings about wanting to be a girl started popping up out of nowhere.
It's not like i feel trapped inside a male's body (i'm very much a guy, i'm into cars etc.)
I just want to be girl while i know i really am not (both psychically and mentally).
I need some advice.
Am i trans? I'm not right? This is something you already know at young age right? Or am i trans but those (maybe repressed) feelings just came up because of depression/mental unstablity.
Or is it because my parents always repressed those feelings? (Played with toys meant for boys and stuff my parents gave me, when i was about 4 years old i wanted a pink bike but my dad didn't buy it for me. )
I played an awful lot with girls though, always had a lot of female friends. And at high school interaction with guys felt kinda forced because gender roles (guys hang with guys, girls with girls)
Please give me advice
>>8757245
are girls who like cars not real
>>8757245
agp
>>8757227
Did your job suck? Did it pay well?
>>8757245
You're a girl.
>>8757233
So creepy
Why do mtf think they are anime girls.
You do not look like anime girls at all. Your best hope is to become a 5/10 girl
>>8757242
It's not right to do it
I'm happy with my boyfriend things are good
>>8757243
Delete this
>>8757252
this image always makes me sad because I was in the first draft and then I was removed because I'll never be cute
>>8757251
I'm just a weak person mentally
>This tripfag promised to leave 4chan for good, but is still posting to this day.
why don't people reply to me when i don't use my trip this general sucks i hope you all kill yourselves
>>8757257
i see myself as gruntilda from the banjo kazooie videogames actually
>>8757273
>amy
>elanna
>nim
uwu
>>8757258
its okay to be a girl Amy
>>8757205
You don't have it bad.
You shitpost for 18hours a day and eat your mom's spaghetti for the other 5, human necessities for a cumulative of one hour, repeat.
In what ways is your life bad beyond your own control
>>8757245
Hmm there's some repression but not enough to say you're trans.
>>8757269
hugg sheen
>>8757252
I miss Erin and Lain Anon the most.
>>8757278
>nim
nim did leave forever tho :(
whatever at least im not shakira
>>8757288
yeah i tried that, i went over the area like 3 times with cream and everything and there's still hair
i want to fucking kill myself
>>8757252
>lacks diversity
Why is Elanna the one with resting bitch face
>>8757290
yeah right
https://archive.loveisover.me/lgbt/search/username/nim/
>>8757294
Shave against the grain dummy
>>8757302
i was
>>8757306
who do you think i am
>>8757272
>check
That just a lame excuse
>>8757244
>>8757243
>>8757233
those socks scare me for some reason
>>8757237
hopefully soon then :(
>>8757245
seek a therapist, mtfg isn't qualified to diagnose you with gender dysporia
I'm serious seek professional help if you feel like that
>>8757258
If things were good you wouldn't be posting here amy/spartan
>>8757276
Who the hell are you
>>8757305
Then maybe a better razor? Like hair isnt just naturally resistant to sharpened steel, did you cast your hair in iron? :o WHat hair is it?
>>8757310
eh
I'm fine with it if I don't have to leave the house
>>8757319
back of thighs
destined to die alone as a jaded hon but hey it's cool it's cool
>>8757310
Becuz those socks are creepy
>>8757322
also above my butt
>>8757322
Hmmm is it like actual hair or just stubble?
>>8757310
I'm waiting to go be with him again
A nice holiday
>>8757330
actual hair
>>8757328
You have a have a hairy butt?
>>8757335
no, above it
>>8757334
Then get a new razor, and you also have to rinse it with every stroke, its tedious but you'll get there
being cute isnt free
>>8757340
yeah, that can be easily waxed and you probably should since most people find back hair unattractive
i want to believe the meme that hrt makes you dumber but i'm gonna be smart for this once and assume i've always been like this
>>8757358
Aren't Elanna and Shakira smart
>>8757347
i want to kill myself
>>8757367
elanna yes
shakira just claims to be because she is an uppity nigger
>>8757373
i dont have any new razors and i need to be shaven like right now for someone else
i decided to drink more. hope you support my decision
wtb women's wristwatch that won't asplode when it gets acetone on it
>>8757375
Oki scissors arent bad to get the worst of it, especially the smaller kind meant for your nails.
Then use your razor with as much pressure as you can and dare, dont cut yourself, be slow and careful and thurough
And make sure youve showered before shaving, opens the pores or some shit and makes it easier to get the stubble off, also feels a lot nicer
>>8757350
Yes
>>8757386
it's not that bad it's not long it's just there and i hate it i've never felt like this before i actually want to seriously blow my brains out
>>8757393
It's been 11 months anon, let it go.
>>8757378
Yo beep is back
>>8757398
Sounds like someone is insulting the others here
>inb4 welcome to mtfg honbeast
>>8757398
>You sound hella jealous
not at all, she is a dumbass and if you were around here long enough you would realise how cancerously bad and stupid she is
>>8757398
No, anon's correct, shakira is actually not nearly as bright as she would like to think.
You know how some autists have very broad knowledge but basically no depth? Yeah..
>>8757393
Edie caping up for Edie
>>8757391
what does he say
>>8757408
>You know how some autists have very broad knowledge but basically no depth? Yeah..
delete this
i'm undesirable and unremarkable and all my friends stem from pity
>>8757402
when i say beep
you say beep!
BEEP!
>>8757408
>You know how some autists have very broad knowledge but basically no depth?
it me
>>8757419
sit on my face
>>8757413
Unremarkables make for cute gfs, dw
>>8757423
but how does that work?
>>8757413
So you're like Gollum
>>8757424
There are unremarkable guys too
>>8757419
Beep!
4 whole hours of sleep
I feel fantastic lets drink
>>8757104
good luck haribo
i'm glad you're being brave and not letting this cruel world crush you
my golden years consisted of me emulating a good friend
i have stopped and i'm hollow now
>>8757439
Thanks!
게임을 하면 이겨야지.
>>8757437
Got any johnny walker
>>8757456
Nerd!
>>8757458
No just some local whiskey and shitty vodka
>>8757463
Guilty as charged.
why am i so fucking moody
everything makes me want to punch a wall
>>8757468
What brands familam
>>8757458
I'll drink a little woodford reserve with you anon, its the only decent drink i have right now
>>8757468
You really want to get mess up
>>8757287
Hey, could you tell me a little bit about Lain Anon and when she left ? I might actually know her IRL lol.
She knows I'm a girl don't worry I'm safe. Also I'm not stupid enough to ignore how hard she is repressing. And she loves Serial Experilent Lain. And she knows about 4chan and /lgbt/.
For examples would she often talk about alcohol or depression, maybe about drugs ? Maybe she told you she was French. I'm not 100% sure but honnestly it's 100% possible.
>>8757452
My golden years consisted of pretending to be a mysoginistic meathead so I could sleep with girls, then feel strange and unsatistfied after
Also like 90% of people emulate other people, thats how mirror neurons work
feel of impending doom all around :3
>>8757482
Smirnoff and colorado select whiskey
>>8757509
Kayla
>>8757481
Sounds like some roids are still chillin in ur blood anon
>>8757521
Im not a trip, but nice try
how can i get rid of shadow from facial hair
>>8757534
Intersted in this
>>8757534
more lasers
>>8757530
I'm bad at this game
>>8757510
That's a very melancholy animu
>>8757534
Tan and lasers
>>8757503
She might as well have not talked about any of this, but I could probably recognize her with any description since she's kind of my best friend
>>8757252
>>8757287
it's scary how well this captures my personality
>>8757538
That's a pretty sad method, isn't there any other way like I don't know can you wax it ? Also doesn't HRT make it almost disapear ?
PROGY
CYPRO
TRAN GIRL CLICQUE MAKE A HON SHAKE
WHEN I DIE BURY ME WITH ALL MY E ON
WHEN I DIE BURY ME WITHOUT THE LIGHTS ON
LIGHTS OFF
NIGHT LIGHTS
CLOTHES OFF BABY I GOT CONETITS
>>8757560
Ya basically this
>>8757552
Hrt does pretty much nothing to facial hair
Waxing is bad, you will twist the follicles and when you decide to get laser/electro they'll have a harder time
iz this too hipstery?
>>8757566
Ok thanks anon
>>8757564
Place in my area does full face for $700
Not crazy expensive but still pretty expensive
>>8757503
lain anon wasn't repressing, but a neet ~4 years on hrt now. also not french. not obsessed with serial experiments lain. doesn't do drugs and doesn't talk about drinking. only coffee.
>>8757568
Not at all, Mrs. Bond
>>8757568
you already have the hipster hair so who cares if it is?
>>8757551
i think we could capture your personality even better by drawing a crude smiley face on a whoopee cushion
i probably wouldn't even be able to tell the difference between the two
>>8757545
Its accurate to my mood.
>>8757023
you can't post the pictures I avatarfag with people are going to get confused pls stop
>>8757590
wow good idea
>>8757591
That's unfortunate
>>8757587
Short hair is hipster now?
>>8757573
She is a high schooler, not on HRT judging from appearance (no offense, I mean 4 years should be remarkable) so probably not her. She loves cofee too though lmao
Thanks a lot anon.
>>8757598
Ngl, your new hair is handsome as hell.
>>8757602
definitely someone else. lain anon was early 20s and a highschool dropout
>>8757598
It's not hipster, it's very handsome
I feel fantastic! I'm really going to be able to do this! First up, a driving license.
>>8757605
Worth trying I guess, thank you again anon.
>>8757596
i'm full of good ideas
if you cut me, i'd probably bleed formulas for improved fuel efficiency in heavy industrial machinery instead of blood (also, please don't cut me)
>>8757611
did u cast ur spell
>>8757584
It's worst than we thought mr. Bond
>>8757604
>>8757609
Being called handsome gives me funny feels s-stahp
>>8757618
I did! It was kind of hard with everyone going "Holy Shit" and shooting off fireworks. Should have though that through.
Any of you ladies have experience with the Tria laser hair reduction products? My mum and I are planning to split the cost of one.
wish I had a cute girl to snuggle
>>8757616
Thats just asking to get cut
>>8757637
I wish i was cute so i could snuggle with you anon
>>8757634
Worthwhile if you want easier to shave pits or something but garbage if you need facial hair gone. It's just not strong enough for fully clearing hair.
>>8757625
There's nothing suave-er than a handsome woman.
Be proud.
Be dominant.
Be confident.
You own the world now
>>8757642
i bet you're pretty cute anon
is it worth it
>>8757645
>Be dominant
No thank you, Im very comfortable on my knees here
>>8757644
Think it would function well enough to help reduce the cost of professional electrolysis by reducing the amount of hair they have to work against? Say, I can thin it out as best as I can and they just have to finish it up, or maybe it doesn't work that way.
What happened to you mtfg?
You used to be cool
>>8757640
i'm banning knives in /mtfg/
>>8757645
>handsome
>woman
women are better than men
>>8757647
If you like booty yeah but if you like normal looking people no
>>8757637
Are you a chaser?
>>8757670
>asking if someone is a chaser
>>8757670
im just a lonely girl
hello
>>8757675
>me irl
>>8757672
Mtfg is 50% chaser
>>8757670
chasers aren't real, they're just a myth invented to make bad girls take their HRT
when i see my face it moves like an optical illusion
>>8757660
Clearly you're straight and a neet
>>8757660
https://www.google.ru/search?q=handsome+female
Get lost phoneposter
>>8757675
Dude, are you okay.
Why have you been ducking this place.
I miss your energy
>>8757689
Actually I'm bi and I not a neet.
I just like feminine women over handsome women
nico nico nii
>>8757690
Get lost you failed Soviet; vodka drinking loser
>>8757690
Make me
>>8757694
I am glad sheen found her phone
>>8757694
Feminine woman can't make you feel smol and be daddy tho.
>tfw no daddy gf
tfw no daddy gf and mommy gf who take care of you
whats the most smol you have ever felt mtfg?
>>8757708
when i was a sperm
>>8757708
when i went to the netherlands and even most of the girls were taller than me
This is not d or h or u or y why am i here oh right im drawn to anime why do this to me
how do you feel smol
>>8757717
I wish I was small but I'm a big girl
>>8757708
Im not smol im thicc
>>8757645
Gonna make bitches be like "sploosh" know what I'm saying?
>>8757693
I dunno, I think I'm kind of losing my mind lol. Last few days I was ready to kill myself, I was gonna get some helium from a local welding store and make an exit bag. I was actually gonna get it today since the store wasn't open on the weekend but I actually feel really good today.
I left this place to try to feel better but I'm still getting worse I think. I'm meeting Eva in a few days, I'm showing her around my city and we're going to Disney World, I think that'll help. She's really excited she was able to make this trip happen and so am I.
Hope you're doing alright Valq.
>>8757711
Amsterdam was insane. I remember seeing an insanely tall woman and what looked like a manlet at a stop light from far away. When I go closer I realized that the man was my height and the woman was like 6'4.
My kind of city.
tfw going to be alone all week
>>8757674
I don't think I'd make a good cuddle target for you, sorry.
>>8757681
Chasers are very real, like zigzagoons.
Chasers really aren't so bad though... until they find out you don't have a dick. Or don't want a dick. Or can't get it up. Or don't want to use or have it used. Or you're not a """sissy slut that needs to be dominated by a real man."""
someone please hold me
>>8757725
>Amsterdam was insane. I remember seeing an insanely tall woman and what looked like a manlet at a stop light from far away. When I go closer I realized that the man was my height and the woman was like 6'4.
yeah, it's pretty insane how huge the people there are - both on average, and the outliers
i got lost on my first night and had to stop and ask for directions from an older woman who was almost a foot taller than me, wearing heels and wearing a sort of thick, heavy coat that could have covered a fridge
the new vegas control systems are really dated but I am liking it so far
>>8757727
hugg
>>8757725
Well see! Things are about to get better! I bet your visit is gonna be really swell.
Idk, I feel stuck.... Being a girl with a man skill set throws me to the bottom rung for hiring.
I'm about to throw in the towel and like, just smoke alot of pot and give up
>>8757745
Unpopular opinion but fo4 is better
>>8757722
You don't already?
>>8757727
People die when they're lonely!
>>8757725
>2017
>thinking pure helium is freely available
Gonna be awkward explaining away that headache.
>>8757722
I'm not sure I follow.
>>8757697
Clear drinks are gross.
>>8757754
Ive been doing the "smoke a lot of pot and give up" thing and its really not that great
tfw autistic transbian
>>8757759
i had a lot of fun with fallout 4, but it doesn't keep pulling me back into it the way new vegas does
i feel like new vegas is one of those games i can just play forever and never get bored of
>>8757764
I don't want to die :(
>>8757764
>not understanding the idea of being the kind of girl that girls go gaga over
Baka
>>8757768
New Vegas' engine is too outdated for me
could i pass
>>8757759
this is my first fallout experience, but from playing other modern RPGs you can tell that everything is just dated
>>8757770
Want me to change your mind?
>>8757779
modders are remaking it in the fallout 4 engine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAJ4-03Bz84
>>8757786
Bad Chara, no making the cute anons suicide.
how do you cure autism
>>8757786
no thank you
I love you all
even chara
<3
>>8757785
make sure to mod the shit out of the game
Thats all bethesda games are good for desu
>>8757798
I tried and it crashed and then I had to download it again :(
>>8757779
meh, it doesn't impede my enjoyment of the game
you can usually look past such things if you're having fun
>>8757791
oops
>>8757794
ok
>>8757796
>even chara
t-thanks
new vegas isn't even old desu
>>8757783
>my brow irl
ME/CFS sucks!!!
>>8757810
its 7 years old
vidya has moved on
>>8757803
Rex is the bestest companion try and prove me wrong
I tried drawing me
except not ugly .-.
>>8757810
Its 7 years old famalam
Thats 20 years in video game time
Hey friends
>>8757823
you tried
>>8757823
Ouch, that hairline; my sympathies.
>>8757813
I thought you died.
>>8757783
you look fine hon! xoxo
>>8757823
I just realized I forgot eyebrows -_-
Are you ready for the führer to explain why he wants 4k more men in Assfuckistan? Because it totally worked every other time it's happened.
>>8757819
the best companion is obviously cass, followed by boone, veronica, raul, arcade, ed-e, lilly and then rex
who the hell wants a dog as a companion when you can have a sassy, alcoholic cowgirl, i mean keep it real
>>8757807
<3 <3 <3
better
>>8757858
*hug sniksnak*
>>8757775
This trip is going to reinvent you!
You're abou to become a people again!!!
Ye, I'm still a mechanic.
My resume is heavily industrial..... And the only industry here is farmers sons building tractors.
Lol
So, like, ... Yeah.. I feel super doopper stuck
>>8757858
cyoot
>>8757865
werent you complaining about being offered a 150k welding job on a Trump pipeline?
>>8757823
Not the best choice of hairstyle, I think.
>>8757786
Tell me your secrets, oh Hated One.
>>8757776
But some girls go sploosh and some girls go sproing.
>>8757775
Just buy a gun from Walmart.
>>8757770
There's always Skype!
elephant
>>8757878
I mean playing the odds I would rank sploosh as pretty likely
Also I'm just curious about vaginas so yeah
>>8757886
cutie
>>8757894
hugg
>>8757833
A couple times I felt like it. I just haven't had the energy to get over here and post.
A saw the eclipse today. Traveled a few hours south of my home and saw it SE of our ancient Greek expert. The drive down wasn't to bad, but back I was in a very long traffic jam that crawled. Take a 70MPH two lanes each way highway, and reduced it down to one lane at 35MPH, and add mistimed stoplights.
what animes should I watch
>>8757843
Rex is ride or die and gets the best endings especially with OWB. Boone agros everything and has bad endings, Raul should be higher.
Honestly how can you diss my Rex like that exploring the wastes with your loyal German Shepard is the best experience
(Cass is an angry bisexual but maybe that's your thing huh?)
>>8757907
non non biyori
cute girls doing cute things but without lewd, just the innocence of childhood
>>8757898
hugg
<3
>>8757921
so a less lewd version of /mtfg/
>>8757928
basically /mtfg/ but with cute girls, yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhA55hYnoHw
>>8757042
Yes and spin and yoga shut up boys can do cute classes
i like this one
Getting some more rain. My farm is in an extreme drought zone. I'm roughly 14" deficit for the growing season. Only 2.75" since June. Another half inch tonight will help a lot.
>>8757935
I learned belly dancing when I was 13.
>>8757939
That's pretty normal for girls
>>8757916
i use a complicated scientific formula for how to rank NV companions, primarily a weighted average based on how much i want to fuck them (90%) and how good they are in combat (10%) - given that i'm not a furry and rex is pretty bad in combat, he scores dead last for me
i wish it were like fallout 2 though, where you could have a whole string of companions following you, i like having my own posse
>>8757938
i- i like you ^///^
>>8757949
https://youtu.be/Ykk4hydQORM
>>8757945
W..wait why are those o///o
Faye is a furry
>>8757875
It's more complicated...
My other half is following his dreams and I refuse to drag him away while I chase money
>>8757966
valq can you hold me
>>8757933
>>8757960
Ok please stop bullying me, this is my response to the bullying
https://clyp.it/odvbbqq3
>>8757974
tran voices are oddly cute
>>8757974
you need to get srs and ffs just so you can post this clip again afterwards
>>8757969
Ofc bb.
I'm here for the comfort of all the qute smol ones (all of you)
>>8757983
What about those of us that aren't smol?
>>8757966
just become a FIFO mommy
Reeeeeeeeee
piety
>>8757944
I'd like to see your formula missy. You also forgot to weight them by how qt they are and by virtue of being a dog Rex is number 1
How do I deal with feeling like I'll always just be living a lie
>>8757888
Can't you just look down?
Unless you're POST OP MTF!
I FIGURED IT OUT!
HEADPATS NAO!
>>8757996
live honestly as who you want to be.
choose your life, live your way
>>8757907
Youjo Senki
>>8757999
I know what my vagina is like but I can't exactly bury my face in it
>>8757994
>I'd like to see your formula missy.
you wouldn't get it, you need a theoretical degree in physics to understand
>You also forgot to weight them by how qt they are and by virtue of being a dog Rex is number 1
rex is an old dog though, and you can see its brain through the glass jar on its head, that's not very cute
I want to bury my face in a vagina
>>8758015
I want a face buried in my non-existent vagina.
>>8757990
>>8758020
Fly In Fly Out
>>8758009
It's because of all those gains making you less limber. Drop the metal weights and use bodyweight so you can really get thicc(male).
>>8758031
Would u feel my bis?
im gay
be honest mtfg how big is you're IQ?
i got tested and apparently im a genius
>>8758021
o.o
Also is this class okay too
>>8758027
I was a FIFO gf.
>>8758037
i'm barely sentient
>>8758038
((((pole fitness))))
but yes, you should go ahead and learn
how to work, that pole
>>8758047
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gF--wUc1TJA
Are you sure I think this is going too far
faye is a transbian furry
>>8758037
117 or something I cant remember
its higher than average but still
>>8758034
Just a little. A little bit!
>>8758040
Hey. :)
>>8758038
Sounds like an interesting class...
How about learning burlesque?
>>8758048
it is legitimately dumb and just glorifying whore culture
>>8758061
I'm sorry this is modern day feminism
>>8758065
>(((((feminism)))))
>>8757408
Why would a masters student go out of their way to call a degree-less NEET unintelligent? You sound really butthurt.
which one of you wants to be my wife
>>8758059
Hi! Hi!
being brain dead after driving 8 hours today.
>>8758073
/mtfg/ died while you were away.
>>8758061
The gals are learning something fun, and using it for their own ends.
>>8758065
How is this feminism?
Seems more like post modernism
if I have to miss 3-4 days should I half dose for 6-8 days or miss 3-4 days?
>>8758058
Be careful, betcha can't squeeze just one
>>8758014
You can give him a new brain from a comfy junkyard dog, also every OWB ending had him marry a cyber dog and have a family. I do too have a theoretical degree in physics!
>>8758037
Not computable on the WAIS-IV because of heterogeneity, I top most scales, but I'm only two standard deviations above average for processing speed.
So, in any case, way too high for my own good.
tfw extremely lonely
>>8758083
>tfw to intelligent for my own good
my doctor told me that I have a high iq because I have autism :)
>>8758086
same buddy
>>8758073
Went to see the eclipse in a nice place?
I'm leaving for that festival tomorrow. Not sure it won't be a bad experience this year, I'm really worried about the security theater bullshit.
>>8758091
3mg estradiol twice a day
100mg spironolactone twice a day
I have 6 days left, and an appointment in 10 days.
I also have extra spiro, is it okay to take spiro w/o estro for a few days?
>>8758088
I've never tested my IQ, that is some pointless dickwaving.
>>8758080
Some AAs (pure AR receptor blockers like flutamide/bicalutamide) are totally inefficient if you take an insufficient dose.
Help I'm tired and need cuddles.
>>8758099
they made me go into psychological testing every year because im special :)
>>8758103
same
>>8758096
Not taking E for a little while isn't that bad. At worst you'll get menopause like symptoms, fatigue and hot flashes.
>>8758027
I'v'n't the extraneous funds, ma'am
>>8758040
Hi
>>8758099
It's pretty standard in psychiatric evaluation. Not unusual if you spend time in the looney bin.
>>8758110
>I'v'n't the extraneous funds, ma'am
you will once you are earning 150k and besides frequent flyer points
>>8758082
i always get him a nice new brain, but only for that delicious XP, then i tell him to join the the rest of the rejects at the lucky 38, where everybody seems content to shuffle from room to room every 30 seconds in silence instead of having some sort of party
why is the RIDF out in full force tonight anyway, what's your game, ANON (if that even is your real name)
>>8758092
You're assuming pole dancing is a sluttish thing to do?
It' s taking a pole and erotic dance that ends in removing one's clothing out of context therefore making pole dancing and actually not stripping devoid of meaning by having women dressed in gym clothing in a safe place.
Neither slut nor feminist posture. Just like white girls having fun.
I did it
I uninstalled hearthstone
>>8758112
I see. Well according to Elanna I'm retarded so let's just leave it at that, no need for any further testing.
yo bitches, how do u deal with stimulant nausea? keeps forcing me back in my chair or bed which is the opposite of what im trying to achieve
Wait, this class, this class is true trans
>>8758120
am I retarded
>>8758117
I thought Pole dancing involved drinking way to much wodka and flailing in a totally disgraceful and uncoordinated fashion.
>>8758123
This is what you spend your money on?
>>8758119
Now what are you going to do with your time?
whats the best way to hide girl clothes and stuff from family
>>8758123
Guided meditation isn't a nap, it's a sillly pain in the ass.
>>8758037
Got all answers right on two different IQ tests. *meh*
>>8758083
I know that problem.
>>8758088
I think part of why I was teased so much in school was having high functioning autism.
>>8758093
I was at a Y in country roads. Looked somewhat scenic. I should have photographed the area.
>>8758096
This >>8758108
Spiro alone is fine for a few days.
>>8758099
everybody at my first school took an IQ test. Those that had high scores, or were unscoreable, took a second one. Getting all answers right is unscoreable.
>>8758110
Hi! Hi!
>.59" rain sofar.
>>8758124
We're all retarded.
>>8758122
Depends what you mean by stimulant nausea. Are you on speed or something?
>>8758130
A box
>>8758115
Listen here you little shit Rex is the best companion and that's final. Profligates like you belong on a cross, Anon (if that is your real name)
>>8758132
idk if i can be called "high functioning"
>>8758133
:(
>>8758132
When are you going to release your CTMU?
>>8758136
and how to buy girl things from store confidently
>>8758133
Honestly, you sound far from retarded. Maybe not "gifted" but definitely in the right half.
i think im going to see my cousin this week he's a pro gay furry porn artist
>>8758130
put them in a wicker basket, then tie a load of helium-filled ballons to it and attach a long rope from the basket to your bedroom window rail
just pull on the rope and bring it back down to you whenever you need your girl s tuff
>>8758132
O.o
When's your wet season?
Towards Autumn, right?
should I watch the eva rebuilds
>>8758144
Well thank you CFH.
>>8758145
can u post his art
>>8758037
I'd rather be cis than a genius.
>>8758152
I'll ask him when I see him
>>8758155
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Langan
>>8758155
Cognitive Theory Model of the Universe?
>>8758127
Yes
$50 well spent
>>8758138
that's it, you're not invited to my birthday party anymore
considering becoming one of those people who makes youtube videos about Kim Il Sung Thought and calls everyone I disagree with settlers
>>8758149
>wet season
Whenever valq posts
Question. Why do mtf like anime so much?
Did it turn you into a tranny?
>>8758126
That's like the context! This just a standardized coordinated dance.
>>8758175
escapism
>>8758175
i used to watch Digimon and Yu-Gi-Oh a lot h8
>>8758178
Polan cannot into dance.
>>8758149
Our wet season is from may until november
>>8758172
Wwee-ww
>>8758183
Hurricane season best season.
wet season
>>8758175
i watch it for the plot
>>8758175
I don't like anime. Well, maybe thirty years ago. But I outgrew cartoons pretty fast.
>>8758168
Well maybe I didn't want to come anyway, did you think of that?
>>8758192
cfh do u consider yourself to be a skeptic/atheist
>.83"...
>>8758191
that should be named /mtfg/
>>8758190
Sameee. This is why I now want to be a designer.
>>8758175
Anime is cute and fun.
>>8758182
LMAO I love your use of context and old memes into new joke.
>>8758196
CFH is TheAmazingAtheist but french and trans
>>8758175
Because anime attracts those who are autistic
>>8758175
>Why do mtf like anime so much?
>Did it turn you into a tranny?
Don't be silly, of course anime didn't turn me into a tranny.
Manga did.
>>8758191
There's more backstory than plot here.
>>8758175
>why do humans like entertainment so much
The posters keep getting dumber.
>>8758190
That's a much better option, yeah. Though I'm not really good at making things, Too much of a jack of all trades to develop real skills. Some things come easy, though. Got another photoshoot scheduled, and finally one where I might get to copy the pics for myself at that. Given how lens shy I used to be, it's scary how fast I picked up posing.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f5mbwDXxn-A
Why are all these classes super weird and sexual jesus, and the men's classes are like full contact it's megah blood sport V
>>8758208
political violence should never be tolerated
>>8758194
everyone wants to come to my birthday party, but it's a very exclusive event
so exclusive that only one person goes each year
Mother Earth Discodianism is my religion.
>>8758199
Go for it!!!
>>8758222
As a girl, I like being photographed. As a guy, NOPE!!!!
how do i cut myself. i am too dumb to get the blade out of a razor
>>8758217
Except anime isn't entertaining
>>8758196
I'm totally an atheist. That's nothing special in France, though. Most people here are and religion is widely considered backwards and ridiculous.
>>8758232
sorry friend but I refuse (my passports not even in date anyway)
>>8758231
why do liberals say stupid crap like this and think they're some principled genius
>>8758237
Don't cut yourself, dummy.
>>8758237
Down the street, not across
>>8758243
i tried so hard to buy girl stuff tonight and ended up just exhausting myself physically and having a bad time. couldn't even get to the store
>>8758220
Clean it
>>8758242
"liberals get a bullet too"
t. antifa
>>8758234
At this point, I'm presenting more and more as borderline FtM. Definitely in the clothes department at least...
>>8758246
im going to cut my thighs
>>8758249
That's no reason to cut yourself. Relax, and try again another day.
>.99"
>>8758258
It's raining men?
>>8758237
i use a butter knife and try to break through the plastic at as many different points until it finally goes free, if you want to harm yourself just punch your thighs as hard as you can though it's a lot hassle
>>8758259
lol
1"... They think it's 9.
>>8758237
Just crush the plastic with your teeth.
>>8758241
you can't refuse, you never had an invitation in the first place
i probably wouldn't even eat the cake you'd make me anyway
>>8758256
Lame
>>8758254
quoting antifa is like quoting the hacker known as 4chan
>>8758200
Whatcha doin' later?
>>8758278
Do what a lot of girls do to pay through college, become a stripper at a gay bar
>>8758257
cut me for me thx
>>8758269
I make pretty good cake but you'll never get any now ungrateful shit
>>8758283
I'll think about it. I have the booty.
>>8758278
Ya, it was on the day of our first major concert, 5,000 sold out seats at the arena when it was hitting Honduras.
I remember the next day eating at a Chinese restaurant with my girlfriend and her parents who was embassador to Belize and him telling what a shit storm this was going to be and me having to stay over the night at my girlfriend's parent's house and fucking her against her parent's wall while she bit my arm so as not to scream
>>8758282
>Or all night with me
Um why is my face red and my nipples pointy?
>>8758289
joke's on you, i don't even like delicious, soft, spongy, handmade cake
>>8758300
cuz u gay
Elanna is a chaser
Stay woke
>>8758297
I was huddled indoors. I think we lost our coconut tree. Bad times.
>>8758307
elann
>>8758307
Fake news
elann
l___n
a___a
n___l
nnale
>>8758307
shoving your dick inside of yourself doesn't make you any less of a sexual predator
>>8758307
Everyone knows Elanna is exclusively into dogs.
>>8758322
You're an AGP wife beating chaser
EEEE
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EEEE
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EEEE
L
L
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AAAA
A___A
AAAA
A___A
A___A
N____N
NN___N
N__N_N
N____N
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>Trump stared at the eclipse with no goggles
Told you this was his divine punishment from God. Enjoy your blind president.
>>8758345
i hate this country
>>8758347
I can't hear you I'm blind
Should I shave my legs if I'm going to do a girl workout tom?
>God cast an eclipse over the lands of the wicked king of the West and compelled him to gaze at it upon which he was struck blind thus freeing the land from his tyrranny
Straight outta Deuteronomy.
>>8758345
one could argue that trump has been blind for quite some time now
>>8758355
Yes
>>8758355
You don't have to. Expect being labeled a feminist dyke. Something I have no issues with buy ymmv.
I keep bouncing in between murderous rage and suicidal depression
I want to get off this wild ride
>>8758357
>>8758334
Don't make me slap you
>>8758331
mtfgs resident pedo speaks
OK, fed myself, and am now sleepy.
> 1.17"
>>8758365
elanna help i want to be cute like you
>>8758363
>>8758364
>>8758363
Why don't you juse listen to enough angry music to keep you in a perpetual state of distant rage until it takes over every fibre of your being and eventually subsides into a core part of your personality, in the background
>>8758369
stay woke
>>8758363
emotional flashbacks?
>>8758365
Take a swing light weight lil bitch
Is Castlevania any good?
>>8758377
The anime?
No,
It's mediocre at best
>>8758377
fun game
>>8758367
Don't call me cute I am handsome
>>8758375
Hit me harder daddy
>>8758363
keep doing your best, that's all we ask
and please don't murder anyone, including yourself
>>8758377
>>8758372
I'm already always angry
>>8758373
No
>>8758365
>liking 20 year olds is pedo
idgi, but then again it's super hard for me to empathize with petty people
>>8758383
Only the 2D ones.
>>8758386
Hey wait a sec you're getting some sick thrill from this
>>8758396
I'm 20 use me for your fetish please
>>8758377
No
Best shows are Glow and 13 reasons why
>>8758392
>I'm already always angry
good
allow only suicidal thoughts to come from sheer existential rage
>>8758389
My best isn't good enough.
I suppose it's not necessarily murder that would make me feel better but destroying material things until my hands bleed would work. But I don't have anything disposable around.
>>8758410
Get some bubble wrap.
>>8758400
My fetish is to listen and respond to you, to make you feel like you're both in control and being dominated from one moment to the next, it's to keep you as excited as I can as long as I can
This will not be over quickly
Are you still okay with that
>>8758414
yes please
>>8758396
Yes, you would never be petty would you?
>>8758396
Petty is the word.
tfw he sat there for over a minute with his eyes closed, and a contented smile on his face after hearing you sing the song he was teaching you to play on guitar.
>>8758414
I know that fetish...
>>8758429
>>8758365
>>8758274
>>8758410
you could always try going to your local junkyardery and hitting some old cars with a baseball bat while screaming in korean
the longer you try your best, the greater the chance of your life turning good
wanna eat
but wanna be skinny
suffering
>>8758396
>Go out with trans girl
>Awesome time, have coffee, kiss
>So how old are you?
>26
God damnit.
>Go out with lesb girl
>Cool girl, plays bass, sings in a band
>Talk about awesome stuff
>Have tons in common
>Make out have awesome night just cuddling and touching each other
>So how old are you?
>24
God damnit.
Am I a pedo now?
>>8758454
lift
be strong muscle girl like you were always destined to be and eat the planet
or just cry a lot because you have an eating disorder
>>8758442
I'd rather punch them until I get tetanus.
>>8758457
>dating people younger than you
What's the problem?
>>8758466
Only time I dated a girl that was younger than me, it didn't go that well. Still lasted three years.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
>>8758474
I'm dating a younger girl who is 20 and it's going fine
>>8758459
i sense much anger in you young cinnabon, but your hands were made for gentler things than punching
>>8758480
How can you date a younger girl, doesn't her youth make you feel like shit?
>>8758480
I usually fall in love with older women. That time, it was the other way around, didn't fall in love with her first, and we only ended up dating because she was very persistent...
>>8758486
Murder is a mercy as life is suffering so I guess you're right.
>>8758491
Not everyone is an all hating bitter beta piece of shit like you.
>>8758503
Thing is, I don't even really relate to women my age. My cultural references are for some reason mostly ten to twenty years off in the past compared to what they should be. So there's a generation gap where there should be none. It's obviously even more glaring with younger girls, obviously.
>>8758457
Yes I'm sorry
If you don't look perfectly cis, have SRS, and your gf isn't within two years of you with a penis
It's against god