I have a straight friend who just broke up with his girlfriend. ive had cocklust for this guy for awhile but i think now is my chance. is it possible that i could suck his dick and how would i do so?
If he's straight, don't push or coerce him into sexual acts with you.
Maybe consider other people's feelings for once in your life instead of being a sociopathic slut.
getting drunk with him is probably the best way
if he doesn't know you like guys you can kinda just blurt it out once you're both drunk enough
I really really like sucking straight guys dicks, it's seriously the best
>>8755868
ya but if you can coerce him he's not really straight lol
>>8755431
lots of alcohol.
"losing" a bet might help too.
>>8756053
he knows im a fag and he doesnt drink. rip
>>8756069
define "losing"
How long is a piece of string?
Depends on the guy. Be straightforward. Say "I think you're really attractive and I wanna go down on you." but don't make it massive deal. Say it flippantly.
If he says no, then back off, laugh it it off, and make light of it.
>>8756122
how good of friends are you?
>>8756173
we have been friends for awhile. we hang out with the same group of people but we have never hung out alone. we snapchat alot but nothing serious
>>8755431
Why the fuck do some of you fags think straight guys will have sex with you?
Stop watching porn and looking at doujins. Straight guys are disgusted by gay sex.
>>8756211
I've blown 2 guys who call themselves straight who I was pretty close friends with several times each when we got drunk together (one had a girlfriend at the time)
I don't think it's that uncommon honestly
>>8755868
If he consents, he's not coerced, anon.
>>8756211
A fair number of guys would accept a no-strings (no reciprocation required) blowjob. It was only a few decades ago that you weren't even considered gay if you were the one getting blown; the only fags were the ones doing the blowing. It's actually been that way in most cultures and for most of human history.
>>8756141
Basically this. Slightly tipsy would be best time to say it, so too bad if he doesn't drink.
The most important part is not to push it then and there. Bring it up really casually that you'd blow him if he was going through a rough patch with girls, jokingly brag about your skills, even, but then DROP IT and don't bring it up again. Do not expect it to happen that day, if ever. If you LOOK desperate or pushing for it, he'll retreat. It ultimately has to be his decision; if he comes to you, it will be at some other time when the idea has had time to bounce around at the back of his head.
>>8756252
how would i even start talking about that stuff with him without it being awkward
>>8756211
This.
Also, taking advantage of the straight guy just broke up with his girlfriend is insidious and disgusting.
>>8756053
>ya but if you can coerce him he's not really straight lol
Morally and legally wrong. Have fun in prison.
>>8756222
>when we got drunk together
This is like saying a girl likes rape because you fucked her when she blacked out.
>>8756942
Im not gonna do anything unless he says its ok and im not gonna force myself on him. if he says no ill move on.
>>8756948
to the literal extreme of what i'm saying sure maybe
but its not like I pull down his pants, he's never been passed out..
now i'm wondering if its possible for a guy to get/stay hard after passing out drunk
>>8757418
Usually not.
My GF used to suck my dick when I was passed out but I always woke up when it started feeling good.
>>8755431
bump
tell him casually you want to fuck him until he gets stockholm syndrome and loves you
tell him your penis wants inside of him and he can choose, either his butt or his mouth
tell him a nut's a nut, stop being a bitch about it
and tell him that if he ever tells anyone about it, you will deny it left and right forever and ruin his credit score
>>8756948
No one cares about men getting raped though, so it's fair game.
>>8756128
play a game, winner gets head from the loser. Intentionally lose the game
>>8755431
straights dont exist everyone are bisexual
>>8756069
this is why people kill you guys btw