Frigid edition
• Makeup tutorials: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post /116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
http://www.genderlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/voicebook020.pdf
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
Previous thread >>8750955
>>8753446
Me on left
tfw strangers can't tell if you're male or female
tfw every social situation now feels very strange
tfw this is awful and not enjoyable in any way
tfw want to shave my head to make this stop
>>8753460
me on right
>>8753446
Arrgh, stop turning me into a transbian, its sooooo good~
>you will NEVER be one of the black trips
>>8753467
>wanting to be part of the meme trio
when you were planning to make a thread but its another sexual lesbian anime autogynephile thread getting made before the image limit
NOT fair
>>8753467
>you will never be one of the cool american trips
>>8753467
rip korra
rip mercutie
>>8753473
>>8753467
whats wromg with you
>>8753444
get your eye color permanently changed to blue and then date nazis
>Ten sailors are missing and five injured after a US destroyer collided with an oil tanker off the coast of Singapore, the US Navy says.
Why does this keep happening?
I wish I was one of the qt girl trips
>>8753484
EXCUSE YOU my eyes ARE blue
but thats exactly what i plan to do
>>8753487
mommy please sit on my face
>>8753476
>Well I'm a ginge too, that was fun in highschool.
i have the sudden urge to throw carrots at you
like, hard enough to leave bruises
>>8753486
I think you should leave sailing to the adults
>>8753486
Training is atrocious and canceled and faked especially in the marines
Troops are over worked with barely any incentives to do anything but the least amount of work
>>8753487
All you do is slutpost photos of your filthy man ass
THERE'S A BOARD FOR THAT
>>>/SOC/
>>>/SOC/
>>>/SOC/
>>8753484
no! that was my plan!
grrrrr
>>8753505
excuse me
calling that a mans butt is an insult to men.
refer to it as a degenerate/agp/transbian/etc butte
>>8753511
No no zhe had it right that wide thicc soft hairless butte is a man butte
tfw not a cis girl
>>8753484
>tfw you've unironically thought about paying to get your eyes changed from brown to blue
>>8753517
hmmmmm this is a really familiar feel
>>8753467
Sounds like a good thing
>mfw reading Jamaica Gleaner comments on trannies
>>8753522
I hate it worst feel i just want to be a normal girl why am I like this it isn't fair fuck my life i wanna die ;_;
>>8753523
Enjoy your wrinkles, flat ass and thin lips.
Has anyone actually tried out using a corset or is it one of those meme suggestions? Also tips on improving tit perkiness?
>>8753529
>enjoy being a race that is known for its low iq and poor looks
>>8753529
>tfw inferior wypepo genes
>>8753526
well, i hate to be mean, but you're always gonna be a tranny so you might as well make peace with it, since crying on the internet won't make you any more cis (if it did, every single person here would be a venezuelan supermodel)
>>8753521
I think Shakira should
she should turn white
>>8753529
HOW CAN WHITE WOMEN COMPETE
>>8753529
>proud inferior race
??????????????????
>>8753515
>No more ginge bullying, I endured years of it every day...
maybe you shouldn't have been born a soulless aberration then
>tfw devil spawn of yakub
Why all the hate tonight?
>>8753549
everyone should just hugg it out
Someone adopt me thanks
>>8753529
Enjoy being lynched when America returns as a white country
>>8753545
I'm very sad now...
Anyone from Louisiana here?
What's it like there as a tranny?
>>8753446
Whered you get this pic of Natalie and I?
>>8753556
The same as it is anywhere as a tranny if you don't go in public knowing you look like a freak trying to pass that off as passing/notpassing
>>8753502
Boats mean its the Navy not the Marines.
>>8753556
stinky
>>8753552
my work here is done
>>8753566
stinky?
hey
>when you're in the closet and you're around cis people and they start talking about trannies
>>8753558
it's "of natalie and me", ya dumdum
>>8753576
>being this autistic about subject/predicate pronoun usage
Confirmed MTF tru-trans
gonna catch em all cause he's danny phantom (he's a phantom)
>>8753576
Both are correct bitch.
>>8753556
louisiana is like the canada of the south
everyone is exceptionally friendly no matter who you are
>>8753579
No, they are not both correct.
>>8753577
when people are wrong on the internet, i consider it my duty to correct them as rudely as possible
>>8753582
I might move there
so I hope so
>>8753583
Look it up and then be embarrassed.
>>8753584
too*
>>8753582
>Louisiana is friendly to fags, jews and blacks
>>8753588
80iq
mommy I need you
daddy i need you
I'm told I'm beautiful, but I'm too cold. How do I warm up to others? I just want friends ;-;
I'm so lonely..
Being a grammar-nazi is oppressive due to it's fascistic undertones and subtle references to regimes in which trans-people were subjected to cruel treatment. Apologize for transgressing in this safe space
>>8753598
Mommy loves you.
mommy #destroys daddy
>>8753579
Why are trannies so bad at grammar?
Also at life in general.
>>8753605
Why are you still awake my man?
>>8753604
daddy is the storngest! >:[
>>8753604
no when i was little daddy destroyed mommy a lot especially if she didnt get started on making dinner when he got home
>>8753611
not true, by the way
>>8753615
daddy is strong and powerfull tall and has testoereone.
"mommy"s are estroginized weak guys
>>8753592
it is tho
>>8753610
The last two jobs I worked were night shift jobs, so I guess I'm just used to this pattern now.
I trust you have a good excuse for not being asleep right now?
>>8753618
which mommy is better
sheen
or
faye
>>8753574
I tend to steer the discussion towards FtMs. Many people don't even realize they even exist and for some reason, the idea is more freakish and entertaining than talking about MtFs. Often results in someone worriedly asking if I'm seriously planning to go that route, which I obviously find hilarious.
>>8753630
sheen
>>8753633
why tho
faye gives milky wilkies
I need to get on hormones. One of my clients said he's gonna buy them for me too. Along with more clothes and shit. I'll have to wait and see. I would just get them myself but I want to stockpile some savings after recovering from a mini financial crisis.
I thought being a tranny would be the worst mistake I've ever made. But it's the first time in my life I've ever invested in myself. I even stopped doing drugs. Just wish I had started when i was in 6th grade when I first started to dress... and not for real when i was 26... FUG. My hairline receded and now I'll have to wear wigs forever LOL.
Shame I have no friends now but I get a decent amount of social interaction from my clients and talk to my mom more.
And that's my cool story bro
>>8753633
Puff draw faye
>>8753636
sheen is nice and not a transbian and lives a sad tragick life.
faye is an weird transbian thing that post her body all the time
>>8753637
Good luck.
>>8753636
faye is the scary mommy that yells at you and sheen is the nice mommy that gives you ice cream for breakfast
tell me im an ugly hon
I'm a daddy
So believe me, I get it. You get to milk yourself and steal a peak in mommy's room. But bro. Have you considered that it makes you look like a mommy? What's more, daughterus might get the wrong idea and try to breastfeed from you, which is hella mommy. My bro Brad did this, at first it was all miwky wiwky, we'd milk him and laugh and it was creamy, but then we started letting him tuck us in and that's FUCKED UP. Here's the kicker though, we told brad to stop doing the pills and he LACTATED, brad would never cry before, he had the least emotions of us all, like a war vet, real cool guy. But it gets worse, Brad stopped taking the pills but the milk stayed and he had the face of a fucking mommy and acted totally motherly, smiling at silly shit all the time, it was gross. He was weak as fuck, couldn't squat fuck all anymore. Then recently Brad told us that he had to keep taking the pills or he'd die, doctor said that, so now he's taking the pills for life and honestly I might end being his special girl some day and that's mommy as fuck. That's my horror story and it's true, so please, stop taking pills before it's too late
>>8753648
There's barely enough meat on that thing to feed a chihuahua.
>>8753648
>hairless arm
>daddy
>>8753648
where
>>8753647
youre actually really cute but your eyes look sad
>>8753660
no im an ugly hon
>>8753648
You're a meanie
>>8753652
I'm just flexing without a pump would u rather I cheat to look more swole?
>>8753655
Yeh
>>8753658
Here
>>8753650
Sleep snug, smug.
Which trips are Marxist-Leninist-Hoxhaists?
>>8753667
cant be a daddy with hips like yours
>>8753664
Why do you tell yourself that?
>>8753648
if ur a daddy then tell a bad joke an make ur thumb disappear
I bet you cant even steal my nose
>>8753677
its the truth
>>8753672
da
>>8753667
>Shaved armpits
It's like you don't want to be a real womyn.
>>8753664
You can really tell the jews did a number on your endocrine system
>>8753630
>tfw no faye mommy milkers to fall asleep on at night
>>8753682
is this good or bad (also antisemitism is wrong)
>>8753680
You can tell how retarded you are by not only the hat and your opinions but also the soulless hambeast expression you have
>>8753672
I'm a Stalinist. At least I claim to be because it's guaranteed to piss off people and sow dissension wherever I go.
>>8753667
arent you supposed to post a like a feminine arm and say that its daddy arm?
outside of being shaved
>>8753672
theirs like nickole and settri
>>8753673
That's racist
>>8753687
Kill yourself
>>8753690
read bordiga
>>8753690
but leftist cancer is the acceptable norm atm
if you truly wanted to be edgy and part of the counter culture you would wear a maga hat
>>8753689
>>8753692
I think you misunderstand, I am saying I have boy muscles. That arm ain't feminine at all.
Does anyone know what kind of shoes are best for standing 10-14 hours a day in?
Hiking boots?
Running shoes?
>>8753701
doesn't pass for boy arm
t. Boy
>>8753702
Taking testosterone is cheating
>>8753713
Wrastle me then
>>8753710
I've had good luck with hiking boots, especially if you can find anything geared towards backpackers
>>8753715
elan will you b my gf
>>8753446
Someone on one of the smaller threads said that as long as you can "talk and act like" a woman it doesn't matter if you're a hon you'll still pass people will just think you're an ugly woman.
Are there any resources for learning how to do this?
>>8753715
>Wrastling
I'd win, could drink you under the table too lightweight
>>8753693
get hate crimed you fidget spinner
all of you read bordiga right fucking now
>>8753716
I have some old boots I've never worn before from Cabela's. I tried them on just now and they're not nearly as comfortable my running shoes. Should I break them in first before I start working?
>>8753703
>how is supporting the president counter culture
the media papers over the crimes of "social justice" and the democratic party, the majority of people swallow that propaganda up
>he's at about 40% approval its not really an out there position
of course not, he is a centrist and a mild reformer
but the media is trying to play him up as a nazi
>>8753710
Hiking and running shoes will steam your feet and give you mycosis. Wear good leather shoes in cold weather, old-fashion army boots are great for that. In hotter weather, tightly fitting spartan sandals are comfortable while properly holding your foot, as are mary-janes and derbies. Just, no canvas or synthetic, that's a really bad mix with sweat.
>>8753741
>le meme warning
kill yourself
left communists are the true counter culture
>>8753720
R u a boy or a girl?
>>8753724
>actively learning mannerisms
>>8753726
:(
>>8753725
1v1 shot for shot fgt
>>8753748
Let's fucking go then, no sipping
>>8753724
For talking, there's generally a voice thread up somewhere that can help you get the sound right. For speech mannerisms, you just kinda have to listen to other girls. Same for acting more like a girl
You'll find that there's not really a specific model to follow at all, it's more just a range that cis girls subconsciously fall into, and by watching them you can see what's both acceptable by society and by you, and find out what works
>>8753730
I'd try it out, yeah. If by the time work comes around and it isn't comfortable, just wear your running shoes
>>8753715
Was getting natty gains part of your plan?
>>8753754
>He doesn't sip his shots to savor the burn
Do you even enjoy pain?
>>8753761
i put the shot in cranberry juice so i don't taste it :)
>>8753741
have to wonder if she even did survive it
maybe you killed someone anon
maybe that was the straw that broke the camel's back and she killed herself
you monster
in all seriousness though, having memories like that does help you remember to try and be nice to everyone. You don't know what other shit they're going through, and a little niceness can go a long way
>>8753761
Ya you've caused me lots :^)
Thanks more making me drink more btw
Hello fellow boys
>>8753758
Watching and trying to copy may not be enough because that tends to lead to caricature. Just spending a lot of time with cis girls and letting it bleed by osmosis is a better option. Not necessarily the easier one for people with social phobias, though.
>>8753768
hugg snicksnick
>>8753766
Whoa, low blow, I haven't been driving you to drink apart from that once
>>8753764
Gaaaaaaaay
>>8753760
Fuk yeah, I worked hard for theze gainz
>>8753748
Shot for shot is lame. When I was young, my way to challenge guys to drinking contests was to empty half a bottle of whisky straight and hand it to them. Most just backed out. Much more efficient and funny.
>>8753724
Be trutrans.
>>8753762
It's hard to shake off those mannerisms. Being raised as a guy kinda means you're expected to belittle and insult others, especially for any perceived weakness.
I've been trying to change up my vocabulary- trying to stop using the word retarded to mean something I think is dumb or won't work, stopping using the word faggot to mean anyone stupid or 'unmanly', and just trying to steer away from insults as much in general. I've started to realize how much all of that can hurt even if it isn't intended to, and I don't want to be that person anymore.
>>8753772
w-woah, bro
no hugs
what do you think I am? a g-girl
social interaction is dumb
when im older im gonna work from home as a programmer and have a solitary autism fortress that i never have to leave and ill have a body pillow to cuddle because i won't have to worry about it leaving me or wanting sex
rate my plan
>>8753769
That's why I was talking about trying to pick up the range of how cis girls act, and figuring out how to best integrate yourself with it
but yeah, this all sucks for people with social phobias.
Wow only the bottom of the barrel posters still left around huh
>>8753788
I did that while growing up which made it just natural. I never really thought about it before I met trans girls and saw many struggle with that. Including some pretty early transitioners who are 110% female looks wise.
>>8753748
I am girl with penis
>>8753799
that's pretty cool
>>8753799
Must
Not
Chase
>>8753790
Unfortunately no
>>8753689
imagine being the type of person to respond like this to a picture of someone wearing a hat
>>8753794
yes pretty much
>>8753794
sorry ill leave
>>8753790
I don't like bourbon, only scotch.
tfw ur the gayest person here
>>8753776
That once is still ongoing so I count it
>>8753817
What since last night?
>>8753803
but I want to be chased by a cute like you
Which trips are WASPs?
>>8753824
I'm an Arvern atheist, so definitely not me.
>>8753823
As much as I would love to attempt to, I think I'm done chasing across distance ;~;
>>8753824
tfw white anglo-saxon, but catholic
>>8753822
break for work but its a string possiblity, Brolanna
>tfw get to see the dark souls sun today
feels good :3c
>>8753805
I've always just been honest
I wonder if I could have learned to accept my male body. I was fine until I learned about HRT...
>>8753830
*moves in with u*
oops
>>8753748
I'm autistic, I barely even know male mannerisms.
I was just hoping there was a way to properly learn rather than just having to pick things up.
>>8753843
unfortunately no, and you're at an even greater disadvantage
most girls pick this up when they're kids, so an adult still trying to pick them up looks a bit odd.
>>8753834
Uhh I'm not sure I follow, why are you still drinking because of last night?
>>8753841
O-oh
H-hi
Wanna be in transbians?
>>8753843
Not really, I guess you're going to have to actively do it, normally it comes naturally
>>8753843
it's subconscious
i guess don't stress on things like 'learning' them because that doesn't really work even on non-autistic people
basically... you have to bee yourself...
you are a girl, just try to relax and let your body move in the ways that it most naturally does, because it could likely be naturally feminine, just subconsciously policed to be either masculine or a bit rigid and uptight in general because you've had to be a boy for most of your life and god forbid they act faggy
>>8753847
I was hoping there are resources specifically for doing this as a part of transitioning.
>>8753843
The better question is why you're asking for girl help from trans people.
If only there was some website where people could upload videos of themselves for people to stream.
>>8753710
why are you doing so much standing
my tummy hurts
>>8753865
every little thing gon be alright
>>8753865
i remember my grandma used to say that ingesting copious amounts of chaser cum was a good way to get rid of a tummy ache and she lived to be over 67
>>8753870
lol that's silly
Is this the active thread?
>>8753542
Tbh white women, cis and trans, are the worst garbage there is. Haughty and childish.
>>8753857
Working in a warehouse
>>8753850
how can we be transben if you don't have dink
I'm pretty sure you're just my wife now
Hmmm. Conical heels are back in style. I don't like high heels much, but that's a trend I could go with.
>>8753879
so enlightened
>>8753865
pregnant?
>>8753884
if you're working in a warehouse, you won't get a choice of what to wear, it'll be steel toe capped boots only
>>8753870
hugg
>>8753885
O-oh, what's the difference? Enlighten me, I don't gay very much
>>8753874
and here we are just living over 6'7
heyooo
>>8753891
girl with penis can no get pragnant
elann
>>8753894
you become wife and have to walk around in nothing but an apron
very simple really
maybe headphones too since you like to be ON DECK
where 2 shop for clothes
>>8753906
Do I get headpats and lewds?
>>8753902
i hope you are happy forever and ever after
>>8753892
They didn't specify I had to wear them but I guess I'll find out tomorrow.
>>8753906
can you make her bake her weeb pizzas for me
>>8753915
thanks
>>8753908
If you want cheap stuff, amazon and aliexpress are good. You have to mind sizing tables, though.
More expensive than Chinese stuff, you probably want to get from a physical store so you can check the material and cut and try them on.
>>8753916
i would be surprised if the company didn't force you to wear them and allowed you to walk around in sneakers, especially if forklift trucks are operating in the area
even if they don't, you'd be a dumdum not to wear them anyway
>>8753911
as many headpats as you might need
lewds hmm
you might have to beg for those
>>8753917
did she do that spaghetti pizza
If so NO
>>8753929
she told me she made one with cabbage one time and it sounded good
>>8753921
leaving my house? get real
>>8753886
How are conical heels?
>>8753906
But Sonico is fat.
What do you do when your bf's mom thinks you are dragging him to hell?
>>8753933
Typical 70s/80s style.
I might actually buy pic related.
>>8753927
I might purchase some, they might not even hire me though. We'll see!
>>8753931
Well, pick a selection of cheap basics from said sites, then. Be careful with Chinese sites other than aliexpress. Most are really dodgy and/or sell unwearable crap.
>>8753929
Wait wait, are you a dom too?
You really are sweetening this offer more and more
>>8753941
the only thing we ask is that you ganbatte your best
>>8753935
Put her in the fucking vanguard.
>>8753950
was only half serious. as much as i don't want to go out i'll probably do it sometime in the next few days.
>>8753954
what's that mean
>>8753724
That was me :3
The one with the Susan Boyle picture, right?
>>8753955
Beep when we gonna get high and listen to awesome music all night until we fall asleep?
>>8753958
No :3 zone
Golly gee I sure wish I could fucking kill myself
>>8753955
Basics are fine to get online. They're not meant to be noticed so the fit and quality don't have to be top notch. Accent pieces, anything eye-grabbing really, you should try before you buy.
>>8753961
it is now mandatory for all posts to have catfaces at the end of them
failure to do so will result in execution :3
Why is /mtfg/ the most active general in /lgbt/? Are there that many trans girls? I always see 3-4 generals on the catalog at a time.
t. cis lesbian (aka something YOU'LL never be)
>>8753963
pls don't I like you
>>8753953
I sure am looking forwards to working 90 hours a week for the next 80 or so weeks to afford my surgeries
>>8753972
can we cuddle
>>8753972
>t. cis lesbian (aka something YOU'LL never be)
begone terf
>>8753972
Because we assert our male privilege and camaraderie (something you'll never have)
>>8753970
Give me the sweet release of death
>>8753974
if it's any consolation, you probably won't be able to work for 90 hours a week for very long because your body will break
i did 50 hours a week for a while and i could just about make it through the week
>>8753961
It is true though, most people never met a trans girl, so as long as you don't dress as a hooker or a drag queen, the worst that can happen is that they think you are a masculine girl
The most important thing I believe is the voice
>>8753983
I used to do 80 hours when I was 18-20.
I don't mind working myself to death.
>>8753990
that was before time and estrogen weakened your body though
>>8753981
how about hugs instead :3
>>8753972
You know I spend a couple evenings a week at dyke dives. Sure I'll never be cis. I don't care, they don't care. Actually, the very few terfs that show up there just get kicked out if they try to start out shit. Around here, it's seen as fascistic American nonsense.
>>8754000
i am good how are you
>>8754001
don't tease me like that
>>8753994
I'll be fine
I will work until I collapse
>>8753972
>t. cis lesbian
sure my man
post chromosomes
>>8754000
fine thanks how are you
Sheen might be your mother, but she's not your mommy
>>8754008
Chromosomes or gtfo
>>8753990
pat nat
>>8754005
i can't help it, the cat face makes every post unintentionally teasing
i'm not even trying right now and it's still doing it, send help :3
>>8754015
I get you... Happens to me when I talk to a boy :3
>>8754019
I generally act intentionally teasing towards boys :3
although I also act unintentionally teasing too :3
which trips are true and honest
>>8754018
Yeah, well, if you want something style defining, hitting the shops is probably for the best. Unless you're ready to send back a lot of stuff, which is a major hassle.
>>8754006
well, at least you won't get robbed delivering pizzas anymore
You Can (Not) Transition
>>8754024
I'll still deliver on weekends.
>>8754010
why would you bully sheen like this
you horrible bully
>>8754024
just robbed of the limited amount of time you get to spend in the universe like the rest of the workforce
I wish there was some way that a boy could wear dresses and paint his nails and just blend in
>tfw shes going to leave me at home with the kids why she "works late" all the time
>>8754033
>90 hours in 5 days
somehow, i don't think they're going to let you work 18 hours a day, natalie
Elanna is a chaser
>>8754042
call yourself a girl
i'm so boreddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
>>8754015
no you've teased me too much
my heart couldn't take it and now I'm dead
>>8754048
i can relate to this 4chan post
>>8754046
How do I get Elanna to chase me?
>>8754045
12 M-F
14 Sat/Sun
>>8754048
Start some drama?
>>8754047
A boy just can't do that, call himself a girl, that's silly
>>8754053
Work with her
>>8754051
what are you doin mysterious anon?
>>8754058
i don't rly like being a part of drama anymore. i'd rather just watch it from afar and shove tasty food in my mouth
>>8754061
but if you wear dresses and paint your nails you can call yourself a girl and ppl will believe you
>>8754065
*hands you a popcorn bucket*
>>8754050
rest in pieces anon
199XX-2017 :3
>>8754065
>what are you doin
watching paint dry
i've been trying to find some sort of entertainment, i turned on game of thrones and got two minutes into the new season but it's BORING
>>8754071
>199XX
are you retarded friend
>>8754065
good thing being a boy was made illegal by president jill stein in at least one alternate timeline
>>8754076
only 19990's kids will get this
>>8754076
i'm adding you to my list
Hey girls, I have a fever and a headache, should I take son ibuprofen or just let the fever kill whatever is trying to kill me?
>Whenever Im depressed shes not
>Whenever shes depressed Im not
>Its constantly like this
What is this yin yang bs.
>>8754069
ty
>>8754073
i heard the new season was actually pretty good? has the show gotten bad? i stopped durin the 2nd season cause i was over it lol
>>8754080
HENLO BEEPERS
>>8754068
Buttt
https://clyp.it/h2i1lxos
>>8754086
Haven't you played nier automata? It goes to like 30.000
mommunist manifesto
>>8754097
>>8754089
is it a list of favorite posters?
>>8754096
*feed u 11k runescape shark*
>tfw riddled with male sexual dimorphism
>>8754105
it's a list of people who i give mean (you)s to
three generations of your family are on it for that snide remark, so i hope it was worth it
>>8754115
Trudeau just banned mean (you)s
Nice try nerd
>>8754112
._.
https://clyp.it/yod3uizl
>>8754118
your days are numbered, leafy
gonna put you in a camp and make catfaces at you all day :3
>>8754108
Ohai, you <3
>>8754126
Pull up then bitch ass Anon I'll spay and neuter your shit
>>8754112
womanifesto
tranifesto
>>8754131
>neuter
yes please
Is it possible to make someone feel better when they're depressed? It doesnt seem like it if personal experience on both ends is anything to go by.
>>8754121
O-oh, sorry, I was trying to be funny.
I guess I'm not very good at it :/
>>8754137
Cease.
>>8754138
These are not happy times for you god dammit
>>8754131
you can predict the result of 85% of all fights by the heights of the two opponents, so i've already got this one in the bag, small-fry
>>8754147
no they are not
>>8754128
Hiya bae <3 that coffee was so strong my teeth are chattering still!
>>8754159
Yeh.
I'm still wired af too, lovely.
I don't think we shouldve had all that this late.
You looked really cute tonight
>>8754148
Over the line
What do you do if you unironically might be a chaser? Not that I am but if I hypothetically were.
>>8754163
i wonder if you could fit through a doggy door
maybe i'll install one in that camp :3
>>8754165
you mean to say you are asking for a friend?
>>8754161
D'aww, thanks! You're adorable, the (unwarranted) self conciousness makes you so endearing...
And yeah, zero percent chance of sleeping but I gotta go pick up Drew anyways he got back to me 3 hours late ._.
>>8754165
Lewdly cuddle with me and reassure me you like me for more than just my feminine dongle.
i've been rewatching death note and i still always tear up when L dies ;-; WHY'D HE HAVE TO DIE??
>>8753839
No. I tried. It doesn't work.
>>8754145
I was trying to be funny back
>>8754176
Fuck L, Light did nothing wrong.
>>8754174
But you have such a cute feminine dongle ;_;
>>8754170
Yes most definitely very close friend of mine
>>8754121
your voice is starting to sound better mommy faye
time to get srs and ffs and a boyfriend
>>8754176
Spoilers for the Netflix movie
>>8754165
You're a chaser, Lannü. Ashamed to be near you honestly
>>8754169
I'll send you to my camp instead
Amazing, even when I'm 100% exhausted, I can still get stuck awake. I managed to sleep for 2 hours but woke up to some thunder...
>>8754181
Fine you can touch and suck it then if you want.
>>8754177
>>8754173
I think it's funny that you're not really a coffee person.
I have to force myself to sleep soon tho.
I didn't say anything earlier but your hands are like, staggeringly soft and girly
>>8754188
>I'll send you to my camp instead
i don't know how you plan to do when you're physically inferior to me
not to mention that the estrogen is making you weaker and weaker by the day
>>8754193
O-oh, I mean, only if you want me toooo
>>8754188
What if I told you I will only date boys from now on
>>8754205
[spoiler]I do.[/spoiler]
>>8754211
is that you coworker chan?
are you going to be lesbians with elann?
tfw she doesnt chase you anymore
>>8754201
... :) why are you so nice to me? It makes me so shy. That smile you kept giving me made me all gushy. You're so much prettier than give yourself credit for.
THREAD REMINDER-Shakira is a stalker, picture saver, and general autist who hates and preys on girls who make her jealous.
>>8754209
Well, I had it pointed out that I was using male pronouns to refer to my possible future partner so it's looking kind of likely
>>8754211
Well you're in for a real treat then, I know a thing or two about sucking penis
Daily reminder: Shakira is a furfag.
>>8754209
>I'm not on estrogen, Anon. You'll lose :^)
you'll break down eventually and start taking it again, i have a good nose for these things
it can smell the future and boy does it smell good - like a mixture of maple syrup and sex
>>8754217
There was that nice waiter, I can hook you up
>>8754215
not to mention she is afurry lole
>>8754214
Idk,
You're alot cuter irl, too... You're not allowed to call yourself a hon anymore.
Not even the slightest bit true
You're smol and nice and omfg so fugging girly.
You need niceness, dork
>>8754224
I mean he definitely wasn't bad looking but are you sure he's my type? I honestly like cute nerds
>>8754228
I suspect your finger slipped
>>8754211
>that pic
Wooooooo
>>8754230
>Cute nerds
Then lemme introduce you to the old guy who was singing, or the shitty waiter maybe
>>8754230
>I honestly like cute nerds
Post a reference pic.
>>8754237
Reference pic?
>>8754236
I said cute. Terrible taste desu
>>8754239
Of the kind of guys you like
UwU my nips hurt what could this mean?
>>8754240
Here's a cute nerd
>>8754243
Thats not a cute nerd thats an attractive rich and famous actor.
>>8754243
>lanna is like a 5 with a weird dry pseudogina and wants a 10
>>8753650
>Shakira#9362
Coolio. I added you on my discord account (though I barely use it). I think the name should show up as Heinz Guderian LOL!
>>8754246
Ok fine here is another cute nerd
>>8754251
Oh you.
>>8754248
she is a 6 at least
>>8754239
You can have Jarrod then, he's single now
>>8754254
I am confuse wat is problem
>>8754256
Oh shit really?!?!
I mean..
Oh, neat
wish I was as cute as elanna
>>8754255
I'd cut off the hands and go with hooks
>>8754262
You'll have to fight his FWB but you can probably take her if it's who I think it is
>no replies
Ok I guess I earned that.
>>8754265
same
>tfw /mtfg/ is basically one big party, with everyone huddled in their little groups, talking with each other and casting awkward glances over their shoulders at sass who's quietly sipping her drink alone, and wondering when she'll leave
>>8754255
You need to update your files
I have a confession
I can't really tell any of my IRL friends because they'd shun me for being too problematic, but this is something thats been on my mind...
I feel bad for it, but I always get a little sad when I find out a transgirl has had bottom surgery (and to a lesser extent when they tell me they want it) and even though part of me is happy for them for being more fulfilled, it's overpowered by the sadness.
I don't know why I feel this way, and that bugs me. Maybe I just wish more transwomen were like me and didn't experience genital dysphoria and could be proud and happy about being trans. Is there really a meaningful distinction between transgirls who experience genital dysphoria and those who don't? What proportion of the trans community do you think doesn't experience it?
>>8754275
I love your hair :)
>>8754275
Lesbian lana best lana
>>8754275
so are you planning on getting phalloplasty?
>>8754275
why do you always make the goofiest faces when you take photos?
>>8754165
Suicide is the answer.
That or chase agps and double suicide.
>>8754165
transwomen can't be chasers.
>>8754277
Idk, I know I experience it, and it's not very pleasant.
>>8754281
I have resting goofy face
>>8754278
<3 Ty
>>8754280
I wanna be a futaaa
>>8754287
>I wanna be a futa
AGP King
>>8754287
cutaaa
>>8754287
>tanks and flannel
that's very butch of you
>>8754287
>I have resting goofy face
i like your dumb, goofy face
it matches your personality
>>8754277
or maybe you feel sad because you wish you could have a vagina too and yet know the surgery is bad and the results are superficial because it isnt real vaginal tissue?
elanna how hairy is your inverted shecock
>>8754295
Oh yeah well ur mom
>>8754294
Every time someone says this a real butch somewhere starts crying
>>8754292
Nuhhh
>>8754291
It me
>>8754302
About 7
>>8754296
actually knowing it's not real vaginal tissue is I think a small part of it. I don't feel sad for ciswomen for having vaginas. I don't think I especially want one though.
>>8754308
Stop saying it me AAAAAAA
>>8754302
probably shoots out a couple hairballs a day with how much t she is on lol
>ywn see elanna in a stepford wivesque dress complete with lace gloves
>>8754277
If you picked a (new?) word to specifically refer to transwomen with genital dysphoria, what would it be?
Assuming that Dickgirl/futa referred to those without
>>8754306
i meant no offense
ELANNA HOW DO I BE CUTE
>>8754318
Just hang around ugly people
anyone else alternate between being gay and being bi every other day?
>>8754311
question, if tomorrow you were able to cheaply get a bio-identical vaginal implant including labia, uterus, fallopian tubes and ovaries (plus a new upgraded pelvis bone half off).
would you book in?
would you?
>>8754319
what the fuck Lannü ;-;
>>8754319
>mtfg take note of why she's here
>>8754321
its called pseudo bisexuality
>>8754326
she a predatory lesbian looking for new targets.
>>8754319
so thats why you hang out in /mtfg/
>>8754322
only if I could keep my penis
>>8754321
Nu I don't like men (sexually) and never will.
>half of the thread idolises elanna and desperately wants her to love them
>the other half hates her and just wants to hurt her
elanna is the marmite of /mtfg/
>>8754325
Sometimes I don't have an answer to questions that have no answer and like cheap and lazy jokes
>>8754319
Ouch ;_;
>>8754332
I've never given a fuck about Lanna one way or another. Sometimes I guess she's cute, but I've seen her be a bitch a few times, so its whatevs, I can live with or without her
wait wasn't she leaving for good awhile back?
>>8754327
diaperfag weren't you agp a few weeks ago or something
also it isn't pseudo bi, dummy
>>8754338
>wait wasn't she leaving for good awhile back?
elanna's soul is trapped inside /mtfg/, she can't ever truly leave
it's like when a fat person sits in a chair for so long, their skin fuses to the leather of the chair itself
Faye literally just wants to be a transman
>>8754342
more like a trashman
>>8754342
faye is a str8 het dude that fell for tranny meme
>>8754336
We don't need that bitch. We'll start our own club without her
>>8754334
I knew it!
>>8754347
are you canadian?
>>8754342
Ftm's are consider more like women by society then mtfg are
>>8754339
no i was shitposting based on a thread that was ">When daddy tells you 'now now Alice, you can get back to FFXIV and your gender bender manga affer I have a sweet suckle of those supple twinkhon conetits mmmm yum yum!'"
>>8754351
Of course I am
Remember the Goddess loves you /mtfg/
>>8754334
>It would be awkward being a guy with a
>Yes
heh I liked how you couldnt keep up the charade of the meme
also why dont you get SRS so you can scissor with elanna?
>>8754353
i remember that thread, i posted in it
also you display autistic tendencies common in (((agp))) individuals
>>8754336
;_;
That wasn't what I meant please don't take my shitposting seriously
>>8754332
The most striking similarity to marmite is that I'm best with a knife stuck in me
>>8754356
That is the moon anon.
>>8754370
>>.>
>tfw feeling shitty and dysphoric and just cried so hard that it made my body feel tired and sore, and I wanted to share this with someone but I didn't wanna bother my friends about it, so now I'm coming on mtfg for the first time in months to bitch about it anonymously
ty for listening and good night
>>8754370
why havent you already booked in with suporn before he retires at the end of 2019
>>8754378
basic?
>>8754381
Because I'm not going to fall for the meme any more
>>8754362
I know, I'm just being silly.
>>8754384
why would you think that random post was basic
>>8754370
W-w-w-what did she mean by this?
>tfw cuddling my pillow and pretending its a cute girl that cares about me
since the pillow can't be big spoon did anyone want to come over and be my big spoon
pls
cute boys also accepted
>>8754384
nope
I've never posted with a trip
>>8754227
You make me blush omg....
I don't even know what to do with myself around you, you make me feel like a little a little girl when we're together.
You have the dreamiest eyes...
>>8754389
maybe YOU are basic
>>8754401
basic's gone and she's never coming back, anon
>>8754404
classic basic post
>>8754387
;_;
I'm on board with anon though. Fuck that bitch elanna, you should build a treehouse and put a sign that expressly prohibits her.
>>8754386
so you going spartan on us?
>>8754407
Spartan went faye on you
>>8754406
what ever happen to your bff - cnt?
>>8754406
if i had a treehouse, i'd put up a sign that said "elanna invited"
then i'd fill it with angry bees that i hadn't fed for a week so they'd be extra ornery and bite the shit out of you
>>8754389
I dont know it was a guess
>>8754415
bees don't bite they sting ?
or am i wrong
so I'm good at getting cute people's numbers but it all falls apart after that
how do I take my game to the next level /mtfg/
>>8754413
I dunno but they were my blue haired hero
>>8754415
That sounds nice I wanna get stung til I hallucinated
>>8754415
I'm with you in spirit but your understanding of bees is tragic
>>8754386
but you already sound like a girl and want to be a girl tho
>>8754418
whatever, it's not important
whatever bees do, i want them to do it to elanna
>>8754421
become the persons friend
>>8754406
That's the plan. Our club will be the "Fuck Elanna" club because you were so rude to us (and turning me into a weeb)
>>8754421
have you tried texting them afterwards
>>8754425
Serious
https://clyp.it/gpn5vgcu
>>8754308
You rock the bush??
I'm surprised
>>8754435
you do tho, in that earlier clip you sounded exactly like a girl
and in that one you sound okay but whisperyi
Idk I can't even do the first part
>>8754442
I don't want my room mates to hear my non batman cover voice
New thread
>>8754448
>>8754448
>>8754448
>>8754448
>>8754448
New thread