Cis Lesbian General (/clg/): Travel Edition If you could vis

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Have you touched a boobie yet

I always wanted to go to New Zealand, it seems so excluded from the rest of the world yet still westernized and first world.
I'm also Dutch so I can impress the ladies with my knowledge of dikes and polders

>>8734765
I'd go to the Pacific Northwest. Hear they've got nice weather, there.

>>8734772
Our own don't count right?

I have in fact touched a bewb today that didn't belong to me.

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What's the difference between a cute tomboy (that looks like a boy, think reverse trap) and a bulldyke? Can you look masc but still be cute like any other girl? Is pic related too dyke-y?

>>8735221
She looks like a teenage boy. You can be a cute tomboy with short hair and not be taken for a boy.
>Can you look masc but still be cute like any other girl?
Masculinity and cute don't go together, unless you want to attract the gays that like fuckbois. A little androgynity is fine, though.

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>>8735221
I honestly can't tell if you've posted a man. So maybe a little too dykey.

>>8735287
Fair enough, I'm not one of them though.
>>8735291
Nope! I don't like /lgbt/ that much, but I was feeling curious about someone else's opinion on this to prove a point to my friends

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>>8735297
well the difference between a cute tomboy and a bulldyke is that a bulldyke looks like a man. Like that's the far end of butch. That's pretty much the butch end point. That's closet FTM level.

>>8735310
forgot to say pic related is a normal, softish butch. Notice how you can tell it's a woman.

>>8735310
That's a qt
Thanks for the info

>>8735150
Native here. This place seems to attract lesbians quite a bit.

>>8734765
why even bother including recent news if you're going to be so halfassed about it

>>8735135
New Zealand looks awesome desu. So does straya.

>>8734765
I'd like to visit the USA, Canada, Australia, Austria, Thailand and South Korea. Travelling is expensive though, and pretty much all of my money goes into taxes since my country hate single people.
Plenty of cuties and beautiful girls in Prague, and tons of lesbians. The locals are also pretty nice and chill.

>>8734390
I'm down for clg D&D

>>8734390
>>8735717
I can DM 3e or 5e but I'm not cisles.

>>8734765
just wanted to say that the OP this time is ridiculously cute
that is all

>>8734765
Iran, before the coups; like, an alternate universe where the 1953 coups never happened and Iran was just like any other country modern day. I love Iranian women. Also, Bolivia, Argentina. New Zealand too.

>>8735376
beautiful weather attracts lesbians, duh

>>8735717
>>8735743
this has actually happened before, itd be neat to do again

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>>8735775
Can I join in even if I've never played before?

>>8735783
idk im not running the thing this time. but i cant imagine why anybody would care

>>8734765
I thought for sure this would be a Nazi edition

>>8735650
Yes. Come to the USA and take me on a date.

>>8735810
In a matter of speaking, it is.

>>8734765
Shouldn't bridesmaids keep the kissing to the cheeks? Rather risque.

>>8734765
I want to go to Tibet and hike the mountainside like my hero. I've been learning a little Tibetan but its hard to be as enthusiastic as it was for learning Japanese because its a dying language and being killed by the Chinese. But one day I'll go for sure

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>>8735743
beggars can't be choosers I suppose

>>8735743
I would definitely prefer 5e if we did so we could avoid as much of the 3e bullshit as possible.

>>8735443
It's been a while, you forgot nazi's quality news.
>>8735819
Kek.

Next places I plan to visit are Tokyo and Lyon, check out other parts of Western Europe while I'm in France. Exact locations TBD.

>>8735743
I don't really get it. If you're not cis les how is this any different from regular d&d? What makes it clg then? Just a bunch of memes or something?

>>8735892
It's role-playing, just like this thread.

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>>8734765
Since we have job asks a lot, what's /cgl/'s opinion on nurses? Have you ever dated one? Would it put you off dating someone or would you find it cool?

>>8734765
>If you could visit any place on Earth, where would you go and why?
I'd have to go with the other anons and visit Australia or New Zealand. I agree with >>8735135 on why the latter seems fancy.
There are so many places I still want to go to, though. I'm on summer break for another two months so maybe I'll finally take the plunge.

>Do you know any other languages?
Jap-
>Hard mode: not japan or japanese
Dutch, Russian, and German. I also took Latin classes a few years ago and am studying French whenever I have the time, albeit most of my studying time is spend on Japanese.

playing dream daddy atm because it looks like fun (and it is, obviously not attracted to any of them, and mommy mary isn't an option, but it's lots of fun) and it made me realize that i really wish we had more lesbo dating sims. Playing as a guy wooing girls in generic dating sims just isn't as good as being a cute girls wooing other girls.

>>8735957
Nurses are pretty cool as long as they don't bitch at me for riding a motorcycle. Are you an ER nurse? Because those are the coolest nurses (pediatric nurses are the most annoying). Nurses are pretty trust worthy so yeah I'd date one.

>>8736002
where to find lesbians who can code?

>>8736010
Many are trans, b/c lots of trans women in tech, but they're out there

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>>8735957
nurses are educated, empathetic, and hardworking. I've known a few cool ones, would date

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Hey guys, cis(het) anon guy here but my roommate/friend is cisles. Is there any advice to help her find a relationship? (she is very mopey lately since she hasn't got any for a while LOL.)

Someone told me OkCupid is good, is there anywhere else lesbians congregate? Thanks, and sorry if I'm intruding a bit

>>8735957
I have mix feels about nurses since I have to deal with them on the daily. There are good nurses that deserve to be praised as heroes and then there are those that make me wonder how the hell they graduated from school in the first place, but I guess that can be said for most professions.
I've gotten in several heated arguments with a couple of nurses before and I'm sure it will happen again in the near future.
Where I'm at, there are some that love to bitch about everything and blame others for their mistakes... I might be getting a little too personal with this.
Anyways, a lot of them are qts though. That said, would be nice to have a cool qt nurse gf.

>>8736012
I would be fine if it were transwymins (or anyone for that matter) coding one. That would be lovely

>>8736002
this is how I feel about most sims. Stardew Valley got this one right thankfully
>glares at Rune Factory 4

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>do I watch the leak now or wait for sunday with gf

>>8736106
Wait imo, it's more exciting to be part of it and share the experience/reactions with everyone else, plus better quality

>>8736106
Why can't you watch with your gf tonight? Game of Thrones is an emergency.

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>>8736062
Oh god you remind me that Rune Factory (1) was where I had one of my first female crush as a child.
Pic related, married her ingame and would still marry her today.

>overheard crush that I don't talk to mention her boyfriend
Every time.

hi, I have an honest question and I hope it's ok to ask this here. why do so many cis lesbians hate trans lesbians? it seems like most trans lesbians wish more than anything they could be cis lesbians, but biology doesn't let them.

My imaginary girlfriend is better than any 'real' girlfriend.

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>>8736245
You're waifu is shit.

>>8736256
At least my waifu talks back.

>>8736206
I don't hate them at all, it's just that some tend to be very annoying and go "you're transphobic/shitty for not dating me!!".
Now, i saw some that totally pass and that I would totally consider dating, but the "sexy time" is where it sucks. I just don't think I could handle doing it with a peen or going down on a trans vagina because it just feels and looks...so weird? I (try to) understand their struggle and wish them well and am actually kinda sad because if it wasn't for that I would be more than ok to give them a chance.

Also I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to understand them/they wouldn't understand me as much as another cis girl. Causing discomfort for us both.

>>8736258
Your mental illness "talking back" is nothing to be proud of.

>>8736206
I don't hate trans lesbians, I might even be open to dating one if they were the right person.

Here's what people can't seem to understand: If we allow this thread to talk about tranny shit, that's all it will become, simply because there are more mtfs here than cis lesbians. Just let us have this thread

>>8736206
1.
>they don't understand what it means to be a real woman, they will never experience being socialized as a real woman, they can only pretend to be what they THINK women are. This results in them being totally clueless to everything.
2.
>They always act incredibly creepy to lesbians and act the same way as guys when rejected.
3.
>they force themselves into female-only spaces and make it about them, when it isn't.
4.
>dicks. nobody here is attracted to dicks, and they can't make themselves be either.

If you're a male into women, just date straight girls. Stop fetishizing lesbians, you'll never be part of that no matter how much you want to.

>>8736263
Aww. Why do you have to make me feel bad anon?

>>8736266
Sorry, if this is unwelcome I can delete my question.

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I think I'm bi but i identified as a lesbo after my "awakening" at 15 (am currently 20) and it's making me really scared and confused.

I'm mainly attracted to women, wouldn't fuck a guy and never did, it makes me uncomfy to kiss one (dated one at 13) or try to do things with them (i feel "dirty"). I'm way comfier with girls and only did it with a girl (no dildo or anything obviously) and it was great.

BUT
I happen to shlick to straight porn,feel butterflies in my lower stomach from deep voices. And ever so rarely finds a 2D guy attractive (not "oh god fuck me daddy" but you know). Even if I fantasize about such things, I would feel really uncomfortable holding hands with a guy/being with one in real life and just don't see myself living with one.

I'm so confused and hate myself even more now, I feel like a disgusting traitor.

>>8736206
I don't hate transwomen. I consider them to be women the same as me. However, they were born with the horrifying deformity of having a male body and I won't have sex with someone who has a penis. I like vaginas.
That's it.

>>8736272
Honestly trans women would have a better shot with bisexual women, straight women are most likely attracted to masculine aesthetics

>>8736306
What you shlick off to is no indicator of what you desire in real life. If you're attracted to women and you feel uncomfortable doing things with 3D guys and don't want to be near them, that's all you really need to feel in order to be a lesbian.

>>8736348
Oh thank god, I was starting to get worried about being a traitor or something and having to "come out" all over again and disappoint everyone.
Now let's just hope i'll find a wife and live happily ever after with her

>>8736306
girl i shlick it to gay pron/yaoi and you wouldnt catch me dead on a real dick ever, what you touch yourself to doesn't mean shit, keep on lesbianin'

Fuck transmisogyny
Fuck TERFs
Transwomen are real women
You are going to be on the losing side of history

>>8736397
Hey hey buddy, calm down. Not all of us are terfs or transphobic, gee. Need a hug to feel better about all that hate inside your little body?

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>>8736397
>You are going to be on the losing side of history
you have to win first, friendo
>Heretics crave the cleansing fire of absolution. They need not fear, for we shall deliver it to them.

>ex gf was really abusive but is the only person I know in my state
>still live together because we signed a lease right before she broke up with me and she couldn't afford the place if i left
>helping her learn to drive since she doesn't have a license
>she locks the keys in the trunk on accident while we were shopping
>can't open the trunk without the keys for "security"
>while we're waiting for a tow truck to bring us to the apartment so I can get my spare keys she tells me she isn't attracted to me anymore out of the blue

what a shit day. I wish I wasn't as scared of her or that I could be as much of a bitch as she is most of the time and move away without telling her or something.

>>8736556
>move away without telling
be careful, she may do it to you first

>>8736577
I already know where she's moving to after the lease is up. I don't like to think she'd do something like that but then I guess I never expected to be in this situation in the first place

>>8736556
you sound too kind, what a bitch! Hang on there anony

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>>8736306
>tfw you're 100% gold star lezbean but you only shlick it to fully clothed male omorashi
Idfk you guys

>>8736397
>You are going to be on the losing side of history
Women are pretty much always erased from history by men, so that's a given.

>>8734765
>tfw will never have cute les wedding
I'm jelly. Being male truly sucks. All the best to you.

t. /pol/

Hey /clg/, should I get a bike? I live in a big city and have a yearly ticket for public transport, but I was thinking of riding the bike around my neighbourhood. It feels silly to ride the bus for only two stations. I also sometimes struggle to find things to do in the outside world, even though I want to go out, so a bike ride could help with that. I also secretly hope it will help me obtain stronk thighs.
On the other hand I'm really stingy and will probably not get the money of my scholarship for October in time, and I'm unsure if I'll actually end up using the bike or just like the thought.

>>8736639
I know I can make it. I feel a little better since I started baking some cookies, baking always relaxes me. Thanks

>>8736754
Riding a bike is actually a lot of fun, especially if you have any trails or parks near you to ride it there too. Only you know if you'll actually use it or not though.

>>8736754
Mini-steppers are great for thighs too!

>>8734765
>Hard mode: not japan or japanese
>""""""Hard""""""

France or Portugal. I speak both French and Portuguese.

>>8735899
Fuck off

>>8736002
Put your money into something like that muscle girl sim. You race traitor.

>>8736059
Lel the last time a tranny made a game he made the lesbian get corrective raped.

>>8736375
Bishit gonna bishit

>>8735982
German, French, Spanish and Chinese here. How come I don't have in my life a qt polyglot like you?

>>8736481
If you arent one you arent welcome here. Gtfo traitor

>>8736310
>>8736313
>>8736272
>>8736266
Dont respond to bait for the 99th time. If you want to comfort them fuck off to dumblr

>>8736005
>pediatric nurses are the most annoying
?

>Nurses are pretty trust worthy
Really?

>>8737023
I'm single, anony. Want to go grab some grammar books sometime?

>>8735957
Why would anyone avoid dating a nurse? Maybe she might have long hours but theres nothing negatively stereotyped about them. Becoming a paramedic partially so i can hang around the hospital and date me a cute nurse.

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>tfw banned from HER for not wanting to date fat people

t-thanks

>>8737054
My sides. How fat are we talking about?

>>8737072
I had "Sorry, but I'm not attracted to the overweight/obese or trans people" at the top of my profile and some hamplanet with pink hair took offense.

>>8737051
Because they are exposed to diseases all day long and a single pinprick can give them AIDS.
But other than that they are nice people.

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>>8737081
One more reason to not use this app, I guess.

>>8736010
I'm an amateur game dev. Tell me what you would want to see in a lesban dating sim

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>>8737099
It's a shame most lesbians irl are fat as fuck too. I tried taking initiative and talked to this fit girl on the bus (am fit too) but she turned out to have a husband.

>>8736981
There's one park right by my apartment and another two aren't too far either.

>>8736982
Yeah, but that would require an extra spending of money for something that I might not use and doesn't have an extra benefit.

>>8737054
>tfw can't even use HER because I lack a Facebook account

>>8737113
>most lesbians irl are fat as fuck
Well, the most obvious are. I see plenty of normal looking lesbians, but of course most of them are taken, and all the other ones hide.

>>8737123
I'm a socially retarded introvert, so I guess I'm fucked.

>>8737107
a variety of well written lesbian personalities and plenty of well drawn characters. and porn would be nice. go full VN.

>>8737113
I know a few fit bi girls but I'm the only remotely fit lesbian I know.

posted a few months ago saying i was getting married to my American gf. well, we got married a few weeks ago and its really nice. i still accidentally call her my girlfriend instead of my wife sometimes but i'll get there. her parents have had to run background checks on me because they're military and i'm a forign national. getting into that wife lifestyle tho, baking a lot more, cooking from scratch, got a apron and everything. grew my savage af undercut out to be a fluffy chucklehead. being homely dyke wife to my sharp, ultra professional fem careerwoman wife is really nice. she brings in leftovers to work and makes colleagues jealous from my cooking. plus when shes at work i don't have to bother her with my shitty movie taste. 10/10 life.

>>8736002
it looks like a funny as hell tongue in cheek game but yeah a mommy dating sim would be great

>>8736059
it'd be anime styled fetish fuel filled with rape and people getting pissed on, 99% guaranteed

>>8736106
the struggle is real

>>8737130
That makes two of us.

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>>8734765
I want to visit the US and get a qt american gf

>>8737113
That seems to be an American thing and that's because most American women are fat.
In a country where most women are thin like France, most lesbians are thin.

>>8737168
I'm not American, I live in Paris.

>>8737160
>tfw ur an american but flat chested as fuck
I don't even own a bra anymore

>>8737173
Salut, la parisienne.

>>8737173
My gf is in France, has gone to gay clubs in Lyon and uses gayvox which has a lot of lesbians. She says they're mostly thin.

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>>8737018
not any of those anons you replied to but wew. sorry nobody wants to lick your salty pussy.

>>8737177
>I don't even own a bra anymore
wew
what's it like?

>>8736659
Disgusting. Go watch some Malena Morgan or something.

>>8737177
A-Are you short too,anon?

>>8737288
No I'm really tall. Sorry

>>8737260
I have to alter most of my clothes to fit properly around my chest so I can at least show off what little I have, but I do that anyway since I'm tall and have to order larger sizes for that even though I'm skinny. Makes exercising and hiking a lot easier, makes swimsuits less sexy. I wish I had massive anime titties but I guess the grass is always greener. I get compliments at least

What do you think about anal?
Have you ever, or would you ever, do it with your gf if she asked?

>>8737305
Never done it but it sounds painful

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>>8737304
>tall
Even better

>>8737305
A grill I slept with for a while was really into being on the receiving end of it. I did it a couple times with her, and since she was just a random fuck, I'd certainly do it with a gf either if she was into it.

>tfw she told me I'm the first person to satisfy all of her sexual needs

>>8737305
I want to lick a cute clean butt, but wanting to do that makes me feel bad about myself and I would never bring it up to someone.

>>8737305
i have strapped the fuck on after some light assplay and fucked my gf's butt and its fun
pros: she likes to be dommed so she likes it
cons: we all know poop comes from asses but the biggest threat is excess butt lube on my dang white sheets
bonuses: she walks like a cowboy after and you can do impressions like you're in a western and its proper jokes

>>8737377
>excess butt lube on my dang white sheets

throw down a bath towel first

>>8737391
yeah we co-opted our black towel for hair dyeing for it because our bath towels are also white. towels is a must

>>8737262
Excellent taste, Anon. I'd share some webm if this weren't a blue board.

>tfw that tall thin qt will never carry you to bed

>>8737236
Thanks for the (you), doin my duty and scaring the sjw.

>>8737160
What makes an american girl appealing to you?

>>8736306
>>8736360
>>8736348
>>8736659
Bishit please leave. Take your crappy male weebshit outta here.

>>8737305
Give it. Don't receive it.

>>8737479
Fuck off /pol/

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>>8737455
They're way cuter than girls here,most of the lesbians here are either sluts or just have terrible personalities.I feel like american girls would be more willing to do public stuff w/ me (holding hands,going on dates) without the fear of being beaten to death in the middle of the street

>>8737332
do you like feeling small when you get hugged by another girl anon?

>>8737305
I've been on both sides of it. It can be okay sometimes, I would be fine if my gf liked it a lot if she did the stuff I liked too.

>>8737510
I'll assume by here you mean your country and not this thread. And most american lesbians I know are definitely fine with hand holding and dates, though any free country probably feels that way

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>>8737510
>public stuff
>holding hands

I don't think even American girls are that kinky.


>inb4 mods ban me for lewd

>>8737510
Depends on where in America.
In New York, Los Angeles and San Francisco, sure.
In the rest of the country, not so much.

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>>8737557
Size difference is my shit,i want to cuddle with a tall girl

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>>8737475
nayrt but
>mention not wanting a real dick ever and/or wanting a wife
>bishit

>>8737557
not this anon but tall girls are the best thing. I love feeling small and secure into a woman's arms

>>8737607
>tall girl
>desperately want to be the small and cute one who is held and secure

Being tall is horrible

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What do you consider tall?
What do you consider short?

Do you know any gay people who unironically support Islam? I can't really imagine why would ANYONE non-muslim born, non-trans, non-gay, non-male could ever support Islam in any level. I have a muslim girl friend and she and her family are good people in general, but their religious ideology sucks fucking ass, it's based on hate and war and discrimination yet some idiotic turds dismiss it as non-harmful because they've met chill muslimes that are good people but that's definitely not because of Islam but because they most likely grew up with the usual western values.

Islam isn't defendable, it's a hate ideology like many others and should be treated as such.

>>8737625

>short
5'3" and under

>tall
5'8" and above

>>8737577
I like being able to pick up girls and carry them around or push them against stuff. And they always fit so perfectly into my arms during cuddles.

>>8737607
I really like it when girls can put their head on my chest and melt a little bit. it makes me feel nurturing

>>8737625
anything under 5'10 is definitely short, and over 6'0 is tall. At least from my perspective. more realistic would be like 5'6 for short and 5'10 for tall I guess

>>8737633
I'm 6'0". Please euthanize me

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>want to rub out a very fast orgasm
>put on some porn
>about to reach the finish line
>man comes on screen
Just kill me.

>>8737645
I don't even understand how people can watch porn and be turned on by it

>>8737636
>5'6
>realistically short
Are you sure you're in the right thread?

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>>8737649
Yeah,read doujins instead

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>>8737617
It must sucks, iktf since i had a small girl crushing on me and i just don't like being the taller one, I would still hold you and protect you from my mighty 5"3 anon!

>>8737636
Oh gosh it's my dream, when i fall asleep at night i hug a pillow and pretend i'm falling asleep against a woman's chest.

>tfw sometimes when I'm sad I even put my human sized bear paw on my head to feel as if someone was patting me
I'm pathetic sometimes

Does wanting to suck on a girls tiddies make me bi?

>>8737649
>>8737653
The moans are the best part, desu.

>>8737633
According to you, I'm tall.
>>8737636
According to you I'm short.

Among the average Hispanic female, I'm a giant in comparison.

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>>8737653
I unironically have never masturbated to 3D porn, it's gross as heck. 2D is patrician.

>>8737645
>can hear the male director talking
>cameraman extends hairy mitt to slap a girl's butt
>nope.avi

surprise het is worst het

>>8737653
>>8737666
I can't get off to doujins because the characters almost always look like children to me.

>>8737667
kek. I like that a lot of lesbian JAV, especially the vanilla ones, have camerawomen that talk to the actresses. It's pretty cute.

>>8737670
But women in 3d porn look middle aged

>>8737617
>>8737636
>usually into grills my height or slightly taller
>last gf was 4 inches shorter than me
>fit perfectly into my arms during hugs or cuddles
>when we kissed whilst standing upright I was able to put my hands on her shoulders and pull her closer

I-I think I like being significantly taller than my qt.
[nospoiler]Sometimes when I laid in bed on my back she would snuggle up to me to use her hands to get me off. She was able to nestle into my shoulders whilst I could put my head on top of hers. [/nospoiler]

>>8737666
Fuck off Cara!

>>8737679
I already said that I don't understand how people can be turned on by 3D porn.

>>8737653
>>8737666
I can't get off to 2D. Mainly because >>8737670
but also because I like real women's bodies. I love to hear their voices, to see them writhe and sweat. I enjoy watching. And I have certain things I'm in the mood for that no doujin satisfies, usually involving muscular women, around 5'6 to 5'9, dominating another.

>>8737674
Dare I ask for a link?

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>>8737682
u wot

>>8737651
5'6 is definitely short. I know a lot of girls are shorter than that and I think 5'6 is about the average but that seems beyond short to me and I can't even imagine being that small.

>>8737666
You are the purest. 2D is wonderful, and it satisfies all my depraved fetishes much better.

>>8737680
Being the tall one is a gift, I've dated one girl who was over a full foot shorter than I was and it was really something. She had to stand on her tip toes while standing on my toes to even kiss me and it was the cutest thing ever.

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>>8737653
>doujin tagged as yuri,has two girls on the cover
>was actually f/f/m threesome

>>8737684
>no doujin satisfies, usually involving muscular women, around 5'6 to 5'9, dominating another.
Kek no. There are plenty yuri doujins of this.

>>8737689
https://exhentai.org/g/1102052/2a8b07b457/

>>8737701
>not using the females only tag
You asked for it.

>>8737689
Oh sorry I thought you were referring to the diakko doujin. I'm mobileposting but when I get to my computer I will give you the JAV code.

>>8737701
link?
t. bishit

>>8736143
>>Tfw she was my in game crush as well, and I love maids
>>FF a few years later
>>Got a gf named Tabatha
>>Went to replay it on wii with gf
>>Gf told me I should marry Tabatha in game
>>Told her I already did
>>She laughed and said I had good taste
I still wish in games like Persona you could choose to be male or female and persue whoever. Besides just in FES where it's hinted at only a little.

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>>8737706
True

>>8737724
https://exhentai.org/tag/ffm+threesome
Now go away, bishit.

>>8737107
>>Customizable MC, it makes the story feel more personal
>>A well written story is everything unless it's like a simple Harvest Moon game
>>Character development, no "cutting my hair to sever my past" shit.
>>Maybe fighting/action
>>Characters aren't typical airheaded moe blobs without any real sense of character
>>Character designs that look decent
I've been working on a small RPG Maker MV game with yuri in it. But the main point isn't just the MCs being lesbians, they're taking their time and realistically figuring out their feelings for one another like a slow burn love hate relationship, but there's a lot more going on then that, their romance still plays a big part of the story though.

>>8737787
What's the setting

>>8737697
I'm 5'3 and 100lbs. I wouldn't mind dating someone taller, but not shorter then me.

>>8737798
Medieval/fantasy. MC is sort of a warrior/ex knight and she falls for a slightly older mage women.

>>8737803
I'm 6'1 and 160. I've never met another girl taller, though my sister is just as tall.

>>8737805
That's kind of cute.

>>8737759
jeeze, don't be so exclusionary.

what do you guys think of recovering for your gf? is it selfish to base your own wellbeing on something that isnt you? is it ok because at least its a motivation to get better?

i feel like my mental illness is.. like i cant get better for myself because it seems like too much stress and like ill never get over it. unimaginable.

but if i say, like, "dont hurt yourself like before, because it makes her sad" well, thats a goal. thats a baby step and.. idk. guess im just looking for validation.

of course id never tell my gf that she motivates me to help myself bc that puts her on a pedestal, when she herself is human w flaws

>>8737863
I don't think it's selfish,your mental health is important and if it makes you and your gf happy i don't see a problem with it

Ahh! I think I deleted my webm folder. Anyone have those kissing qts webms that were posted/spammed on here months ago? Not those porn ones, it was those sweet amateur homemade makeout ones. I'm just looking for 2 specific ones really. Can't find them in the stupid archive.

>>8737702
Yeah, with a whole lot of cheese, and again, it's 2d, no seeing the muscles contract and relax beneath skin covered in sweat.

>>8734765
these women look so happy!!
also they're both gorgeous femmes
i'm never going to find that, am i

>>8738015
>unable to search properly
>blames the archive
typical female

>>8737602
Purity in all things. Kill any bishit behavior and any bishit themselves.

>>8738044
Its only possible if you dont give up and have a optimistic outlook on life.

>>8737724
Kys.

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>>8738015
like this?

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>>8735853
This would be my luck.

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>>8738154
or this?

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>>8738161
more

>>8738140
>implying anything is purer than bisexuality

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>>8738163
I like this one.

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>>8738168
classic one

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>>8738175
somebody mentioned Malena Morgan earlier.

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>>8736106
Did you watch it?
Shit was crazy!

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>>8738166
It's why lesbians don't waste their time on bishits.

>>8738154
>>8738161
>>8738163
>>8738168
>>8738175
>>8738186
Naisu.
Even the porn is well done.

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>>8738140
Pls be nice anon

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>>8737140
>we got married
mfw [spoiler]Congratulations![/spoiler]
> i'm a forign national
where are you from?

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>>8738210
Leave.

>>8737140
You got married and didn't invite us? wtf anony.
Congrats tho! I can only hope that my life will end up as happy as yours.

>>8738208
Am bi, never fucked a guy so far and only did it with two women in 24 years.

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>>8738232
B-but i'm not bi

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>>8738168

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>>8738253

>>8737140
Aww congrats anon! You're living the dream i'm kinda jelly. I hope you two have a happy life
>tfw no equally fem waifu to wait for at home and welcome in my frilly apron with a plate of (probably burned because i succ at cooking and needs to git gud) cookies

>>8737140
kinda heteronormative but i'm still jelly

>>8738247
>>8738244
/clg/ for the the CL's. I will hear none of your empty excuses. You will meet your end without struggle in the honor killings.

>>8737140
Congrats. Domestic bliss is what we should all strive for. Do you have a good recipe for a broccoli quiche?
>tfw no suburban street entirely populated by lesbians, the homemaking wives chatting as they garden and giggling as they trade baking secrets

>>8738287
I'm telling you,anony!I'm a cis lesbian,i like cuddling girls and guinea pigs

>>8737863
I think so long as you don't hold her responsible for your failures, or basically put all your own emotional responsibility onto her, any way of getting better is a way

But despite using her for this it should be a temporary crutch. I don't mean once you recover you leave her cause you don't need her. I mean you should use what recovery you're making with her as a way to find other tools that can help you make recovery on your own. It's better to not need her but to want her.

>>8737863
You can only get better for yourself. Relying on someone else, even just as a motivator, will not push you as far as you would like. Love yourself, finding the things she loved, and better yourself out of a love for yourself.

>>8738297
>anony
>guinea pigs
You're not foolin anyone. I want you outta my sight.

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>>8738401
Am I the only one who finds this shit creepy?

>>8738406
What's creepy? Filming or public fingering?

>>8738412
Filming. Collecting pictures/webms of strangers.

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>>8738401
I find it hilarious there's a girl sitting up front and scooting closer.

>>8738412
not her but the fingering

>>8738375
just crawl back to your hole already

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>>8738428
>>8738440
imo both parties are behaving badly. It's rude to film that and inconsiderate to be so intimate in public. Meh.

That's it from me though. Shockingly I have nothing else that is both amateur and work-safe that isn't also an uncommon fetish.

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How long did it take for you guys to get a girlfriend? I'm 22, and it looks like I'll be living with my parents for much longer just because you can save so much money. But I've literally never even held hands with another girl, I know my parents would kill me if they found out. How do you even approach other girls? I'm going to deteriorate into incel-levels of patheticness and just spend all my time dreaming of my waifu.

>>8738287
B...but I havent ever fornicated a guy and I'm too scared of them. I only consider myself bi due to my (rare) attraction to (just their appearance) male animu characters.
What can I do to stop being a traitor and become a true lez and redeem myself in your eyes? I'm begging for forgiveness ô dykest of them all

>>8738682
Meet a lot of girls. A lot. The more you talk to the better chance one will: be gay, be cute, and like you. It's a numbers game; and the odds are not in your favor, so get out there.

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I'm done being the rebound.
I'm finished with being in some stupid casual relationship.
I hate being second best.
I'm tired of being used for sex and intimacy and thrown away.

Today I am putting my foot down.

>>8738199
no but I got all the spoilers at work
>I feel bad because I was happy the red one didn't die

>>8738186
Me on the left

>>8738950
>I feel bad because I was happy the red one didn't die

Do you mean the red witch Melisandre or Tormund the wildling with the red beard?
If you mean Tormund you shouldn't feel bad because he is awesome. Do you want Briane to end up with someone else? i.e. you

>>8738474
I honestly do as I please, smelly man.

>>8738696
If you were serious about redemption you'd have ended ages ago. You can not become the chosen lesbian race, you are born into it. Now scram bishitter, this is holy land.

>>8738877
Well the silver lining is you had sex.

>>8738186
same but I would be crying and trying not to masturbate

>>8739046
no, I mean the red dragon

>>8739055
In that case you should feel bad. Now [spoiler]Danny and John have to fight a dragon on top of[/spoiler] all the other shit.

>>8734765

apparently straight girls cuddling with gay guys is a thing

is straight guys cuddling with gay girls also a thing ?

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>>8738950
In that case, just watch it already!

>>8739046
Brienne is going to die. RIP.

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>>8739226
Agreed. Potato ninja is going to kill her. I'm calling it now.

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>>8739248
Nah. Assassin creed won't kill Brienne. They are going to kill CIA LittleFinger for trying to play her against Sansa. Nobody fucks with Arya and Sansa and gets away with it.
I hope the leaker releases the last episode, but I doubt it.

>>8739180
No, because men would ruin it by being perverts.

>>8739269
>Sophie Turner wants to see Sansa and Arya have sex
She is a hero.

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>>8739373
Rather see Dany and Sansa get it on.
Do you read the books as well or just watch the show?

>>8739399
I used to watch the show. Don't keep up with it anymore.

>>8737173
If you ever pass from Grenoble we could maybe grab a coffee anon...

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Good morning,/clg/
Hope you have a swell day!

>>8739568
I'm sad Kumichou switched to drawing bicycle diaries and mostly unfunny idol hijinks, except for super limited photocopy releases that go mostly unannounced and are largely impossible to get ahold of from overseas. I'm also very confused about their gender.

>>8739180
No,men are gross,i'd rather cuddle with a straight girl

>>8738682
>How long did it take for you guys to get a girlfriend?

22 and still waiting for one.
;_;

>>8739568
I should really get to work on that paper I need to hand in by Monday today. I'm also in a motivational slump though and don't wanna. I probably won't go out drinking tonight, which means I won't feel the after effects tomorrow, and I'm trying to convince myself that working on it from Saturday to Monday will give me enough time.

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>>8740009
25 and still waiting.

>>8740024
What's the paper going to be about?

>>8740039
That's really cruel.

>>8740050
It's a literary analyses, about what plays in the renaissance said about homosexual relationships.

>tfw my teacher was the qtest but she'll be abroad for a year

>>8738682
Had a thing in high school but not really a gf. First real one was in college. College is easy-modo, it never gets easier than that. Everyone has time to kill, it's a gay friendly environment, people talk very frankly when drunk at 2am.
Don't know what to tell you on how to speak to girls. I've been talking to girls all my life and most of my friends were always girls. I don't really flirt with a girl until I know she's gay too and that you can usually find out after a few convos. If she responds to flirting then I ask her out.

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>>8740039
I'm not even an autistic NEET. I moved out of my parent's house at 17, got into uni on a scholarship, and can talk to girls just fine. Yet everyone I run into is either a straightie, not my type, or not interested in a relationship.

>>8740077
What's your type,then?

>>8740077
I'm not NEET either. I have my own place and a career. However, unlike yourself, I don't know how to go about conversing with grills or how to make my intentions clear without spilling spaghetti Delinquent style.

>>8740102
Tall fem redheads.

>>8740120
Well, Delinquent has plenty of girls chasing her here.
Do you have problems hitting on grills or just don't know what to say during a regular conversation?

>>8739226
Soon as I get home, out of the shower,
Ima pop some cinnamon rolls in the oven and soon as they're done I'm going to get high and watch

>>8740227
>tfw never a cinnamon roll

>>8740124
Yes to both.

>>8740227
Ayy, that sounds comfy! McBurger, right? Are you going to tell your gf that you watched it?

>>8740267
>are you going to tell your gf you watched it?
Nope
I don't have a death wish

Where will you go when SJWs kill 4chan because of /pol/?

>>8740435
back to Gaia probably
I may sign off of internet communities all together

>>8740439
Why is Gaia still a thing?

>>8740435
I assume you mean leftist SJW's, because we already have alt-right SJW's here trying to derail threads with their own agenda.

>>8740267
>Yes to both.

A good way to get a conversation going is by commenting on something that's going on around you. Like, if you're at college/work, you can talk about the tasks or ask her to help you out and stuff. If you're at an exhibition, you can talk to her about whatever is being presented. If she seems interested and engages in conversation with you, you can ask her out to something similar, since she'll probably be into it and it won't come off as super date-y.
Alternatively, just get really drunk.

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>>8740480
>alt-right SJW's

>>8740462
The same reason that WoW is still alive
people spend real world money on it

>>8740124
>tall redheads
Good taste

I followed my friends to a bar and ended up at somebody's birthday party. They disappeared and the music is way too loud to talk to anyone, but there are a couple cute girls cuddling(?) in the corner and the bar makes pretty good g&ts so I guess it's not all bad.

>>8740760
Actually I've finished like my seventh drink and this is still awkward as hell, please kill me.

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>>8740809
buy a cutie a drink and try a pickup line
>worst case, you tried
>worster case, it works

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>Be me
>waiting mom to pick me up from work at bus stop
>couple next to me starts making out
>dude starts fingering his gf in public
>mfw
Why are straight couples like that?

>>8740841
No, everybody knows each other here and it isn't a gay bar. I have to stay until my friend's set at least, then I'm fucking gone.

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>>8740124
>Tall fem redheads
Move to Ireland. I think everywhere else redheads are only 1% of the population.

>>8740857
I used to lewd my gf in public if I thought I could get away with it sometimes. Its just lewd.

>>8740809
Eight drinks and I still want to die. Girl-girl kabe-don happened though.

>>8740916
That's gross,anon
You shouldn't do these stuff in public

>>8740593
Th-Thanks.

>>8740912
I like dyed redheads, though. Dark red hair a best.

>>8740992
do you like long dark red hair on tall fem girls in slightly goth-y clothes?

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>>8741004
Yes, definitely.

>>8741004
nayrt but my gf is a tall fem goth with long dark red hair lol

>>8741021
What if I was only interested in dating submissive girls I could tie up and have fun with?

>>8741028
That's just good taste anon.

>>8737123
>all the other ones hide
I'm hiding from the fatties and trannies.

>tfw too ugly to be dom

>>8741050
Um, I- I wouldn't be interested in...something like that, I don't know what you mean...

>>8741028
What is nayrt

>>8740857
Everything het is nasty

>>8741073
I think it's Not Anon You Replied To

>>8741050
I'd be willing to switch if you're qt enough.

>>8738731
I don't think I will ever find a gf because I look down on anyone whose standards are low enough that they would be willing to date me.

>>8741070
Well that's a shame. What I wouldn't do for a girl I could have helpless in front of me so I could make her shudder and moan until she's flush in the face and begging nonstop

>>8741088
I'm really not into switching. I'm pretty exclusively dominant

>>8741062
Anybody can be dominant if they want, just like they can be cute. Its a personality and a style more than a level of attraction

>>8741109
>I'm really not into switching. I'm pretty exclusively dominant

I was referring to myself, since I'm also usually the dom.

Wow you guys are really lewd

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>>8741192

Oh well, at least the alcohol removed my inhibition against sitting in the corner by myself. It's unfortunate that smoking inside is still a thing in some places though. One of the girls asked me for contact info but I don't have any.

>>8741192
I post food I make online because nobody eats it for me. I lewdpost here for a very similar reason.

>>8741203
Why don't you have any contact info anon? Not even a cell number?

>>8741203
>One of the girls asked me for contact info but I don't have any.
You don't have a cellphone?

>>8741201
T-this is a blue board, anon

>>8741215
>>8741219
I don't live here, she wasn't hitting on me anyways.

>>8741219
d/a, but
>tfw actually didn't have a cellphone for a long time
>when I did, I didn't have a SIM card
>tfw got one nowadays but everyone asks me to contact them on dumb botnet phone only IM messengers

Kill me. I'll never be social at this rate.

>>8741239
Just give up and surrender to the botnet.

>>8741226
Why was she asking for your contact then?

>>8741109
W-what country you live in anon? Just curious...

>>8741226
I don't get it, anony. If she wasn't hitting on you, then why did she want your contact info?

>>8741248
Friendly, networking. I'm the only one here she doesn't know and she visited my city in the past.

>>8741248
I live in America, in Maine. Its a nice state, but its also pretty empty.

>>8741215
>I post food I make online because nobody eats it for me. I lewdpost here for a very similar reason.

Because no one is eating you?

>>8741244
I can't, I've kept complaining to my friends about it. I'm dreading the looks on their face should I surrender.

>>8741263
Bite the bullet, don't cut off your nose to spite your face.

>>8741248
>>8741250
People who travel do that to each other pretty often.

>>8741263
Do it right now anon, make an account on one of those services.

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>>8735221
>amber
Mein negger, she's cool. But she's been butching it up for a while now, I kinda miss how slightly feminine she looked back in the old pink tape days.

Guess she's just expressing herself more freely now.
>tfw f(x) will probably never come back again

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>>8741272
>>8741310
D-Don't temp me, you hackers.

>>8741435
qt shirt.

>>8741109
A-anon, you're doing things to me...

>>8741262
Get me a deal on lobster.

>>8741255
Hey. You never know. Friendly networking could be a step toward flirting.

>>8741753
That's wonderful. There's nothing I love more than doing things to a submissive girl.

>>8741771
Its just as expensive here as everywhere else.

>>8741829
>Its just as expensive here as everywhere else.
Well. What can you bring to the table in the marriage?

How the hell does anyone meet other lesbians? I graduated college this year and I've met exactly zero lesbians. All the college girls that were interested in me were bi, and either already had boyfriends or were ashamed to be with me.

>>8742018
Pretty sure she'd bring the ropes.

>>8742018
I'm really good at sex, cooking, and sewing. And I have a cat. He's adorable.

>>8742061
There's a lot more than just ropes

>>8742082
>There's a lot more than just ropes
Go on...

>>8742024
Why were they ashamed to be with you?

>>8742094
Oh there's all sorts of stuff. Claw paws, candles, pinwheels, my favorite whip, ropes, paddles, crops, switches, gags and blindfolds, sexy latex outfits. I get a decent amount of use out of them but really its never enough. Being a kinky degenerate is my biggest hobby and main way to get off.

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Chaparrita, where are youuuu?

>>8742220
Who

>>8742082
Sounds good. I'm more dom than switch tho. And more of a dog than cat person.

>>8742231
She knows who she is. Chaparrita is her favorite nickname around here. She absolutely loves it.

>>8742241
I guess I could try subbing sometimes, I really don't have much experience with it at all. Maybe it'd be fun. And I'm more dog than cat too, but I can't have a dog here.

>>8742121
Mostly because of shitty friends with no sense of boundaries. I found the biggest problem was when they had male friends they had sex with who felt like they could critique our relationship. And the girl would listen.

There was one who refused to be seen with me anywhere on campus because she thought people would spread rumors. I was already the subject of rumors, so it wasn't for my sake of course. We broke up after a month.

>>8742187
oooooh...lots of stuff I'd like to try one day

>>8742277
That sucks. I've had to deal with that too. I've learned at this point that if they aren't open about being with me after we've started seriously dating then there's some shitty reason for it and the relationship probably won't work out.

>>8742323
Here's hoping we can experiment together then

>>8742250
>Chaparrita
Chupacabra would suit her better.

>>8742340
Yeah, I wish I had figured it out sooner. I ended up feeling like they saw me more as a exciting taboo experience than a real person with feelings. Sorry you went through the same.

>>8742277
Bishit gonna bishit.

>>8742255
I'd let you tie me up, despite not liking the idea of ropes. We're already adjusting to a future relationship. The power of love kek

>>8742410
At least we know now.

>>8742551
Does this mean we're married? I think I'd look pretty good in a tux for pictures but if you know you do I don't mind wearing the dress.

>>8742551
>>8742564
Congratulations,you kinky fucks

Vet tech anon, any interesting stories from your work recently?

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>>8742564
Two brides in flowing white dresses is the dream and the bar.

I don't want to get up
I don't want to go to work
I want to stay in bed and feel sorry for myself

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>>8742790
Go to work, anony. You can feel sorry for yourself once you get back home.

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>wrong side of history
If I read/hear this phrase one more time...

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>>8742909
Care to give us some context?

>>8742865
Thats the plan
I got the next two days off so I can veg out and rethink my life then

>>8743022
nothing special, woke up to bloody sheets and feeling like ass

>>8743030
>rethink my life
How bad is it?

>>8743069
gf is mad at me because I won't talk to my mom
mom is mad at me because I won't talk to her without an apology to my gf

just drama I don't want to deal with, so I ignore it and it gets worse

>>8743248
Why does your gf care if you talk to your mom?
McBurger, right? Is this still about that 4th of July incident? Why does your mom dislike your gf so much?

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>>8743022
>few months ago
>see in news websites one article with the phrase at least once a week
>be in cucknada convention
>lots of presenters say the phrase at least once
>murrika happening happens
>phrase is everywhere on the internet
Worst meme of the year.

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>>8743540
It's a very western/abrahamic concept, that time is on some natural progression to a magical endgoal of some sort, that everything done until now is to build to whatever end time paradigm is made. Whether to welcome in Christ's Kingdom, or the promised land, or some sort of futuristic paradigm where degeneracy is now the normality, it's all working towards the concept that History will just end the way things the people talking about it want to.

Like, society will always feel X about Y now, so accept it. As if those who have objections are on a scale of future-proof. I mean, if we really want to talk future-proofing, none of us are having kids, and that's literally THE future-proofing. It's like 'oh the next generation's off the rails because they like racist jokes' no they're just reacting to the world around them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0cHDLcKLu4
Does this look like the workings of a polluted generation, or are kids just slaughtering the sacred cows of their time, like we did ours? The lgbt community isn't doing itself any favors with the 'shut it down' mentality, they need to accept that certain behaviors are not conducive to a functional society, and shitting on the majority that keep our civilizations going? The ones that allow us to live the lives we do? Those people deserve respect for giving us the rights we deserve. Rights aren't God Given, they're a construct of a society that permits or denies them, and the only totally magnanimous society is the lack of one. I don't see a lot of lesbians wanting to be electricians or manufacturers or farmers or anything. And I mean in a serious manner, not 'ooh let me think of being a sexy farmer' I mean literally going out and getting shit done.

Sorry to rant, but /pol/ may be abrasive but it has a point about the dynamics of gender and society, and if we want to keep our urban enclaves we really need to stop shitting on the normies. Normies made the rape rack, and they will bring it back.