/clg/ - Cis Lesgen

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>Kek didn't score any qt maple syrups whilst in leafland
I am disappointed in you, chaparrita.

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>>8724556
Yay news is back. Also
>qt femmes mindbreaking you.
(See pic related.) Opening with sunstone/a redhead too. My sweet fuck anon... I can only get so aroused.
I will post my test results in the next one.

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>>8724615
Not the first time I have posted mine, and won't be the last.

>>8724602
Fuck off

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>>8724615
I'm taking that as having done a good job as an OP.

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I just want to be used and abused by a pretty girl.

>>8724556
>>8724615

Yaas Sunstone was fucking great. I read it not expecting it to actually have an engaging plot and was really pleasantly surprised.

>tfw no complicated but loving bdsm gf

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>tfw boring af

>girl flirts with me even though she has a bf
why? like literally why would you ever do this?

>>8724749
I remember it being way different
Was there a rerelease or is Sunstone the official release of the webcomic?
am so confus

>get captured by a voluptuous lady who would mindbreak me into loving her until I can't live without her.
She would smother me with her heavy breasts and make me suckle on her nipples while she toys with my tied up body and stuff like that
>being "resistant",even arrogant, and getting (sexually) punished or tamed
>being loved/wanted (that's pathetic i know but being told i'm loved/"you're mine"/"i won't let you go" turns me on)
>uniforms (lab coats,nurse,teacher,...)
>dirty talk (not degradation though)
>raspy voices, think Jasper from SU. God that makes my heart flutter
>tied up/blindfolded/...
But i'm a nervous loser who gets her heart beating like crazy by just holding hands irl and gets spaghetti when a pretty girl smiles at her

>>8724767
I dunno, I remember /d/ or /aco/ (probably /aco/) did a storytime of the first four volumes, so I downloaded those. Then I bought a PDF of the fifth and final one.

>>8725030
Sunstone is the official release. I remember seeing individual pages floating around but I never read it properly until it was done.

>tfw I live alone so I can't use the copies on my bookshelf as conversation-starter

I misread this as /clg/ - War Dragons while scrolling and got incredibly excited for a sec

Carry on

>>8725041
>can't use the copies on my bookshelf as conversation-starter

Of course you can, just invite some girls over.

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lol, this edition is so weird. I didn't know so many of you anons were subs.
Am I the only one who wanted to be the dominant office lady with the ""daughter"" armcandy here?

>tfw 166cm with docile homely face.
>tfw I literally look like some kind of anime mom when I'm just 28.
>tfw I will never be a tall dominant businesswoman with these looks.

Thank you god for giving me bad rolls, I don't think even if I go tryhard on a gym I can lose this face.

>>8725053
Not winning the genetic domme lottery is the worst, so I'm resigned to my sub fate.

>>8724658
I was rooting for you to make a qt friend on your trip.

>>8725041
I miss the days when friends would come over and pick books off my bookshelf to borrow or sit on my bed and read.

Hi Kugel its me.

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>>8725189
gay fag

>>8725194
Kugel im gay 4 pay its thrue becouse it is lov

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>>8725199
can accept nipple hard?

>>8725203
can accept foreigne love?

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I had multiple opportunities to come out to new classmates at my college yet I still pretended to be het out of fear and anxiety. Guess I'll stay closeted for the next 4 years.

>>8725053
>tfw I literally look like some kind of anime mom when I'm just 28.
MUH

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I want to leave my skinnyfat ways behind and get /fit/. Should I start with a bodyweight routine or go to a gym or what?

>>8725327
Just make sure not to wear a ponytail tied at the nape of your neck, gotta avoid those death flags.

I need a place to talk about my imaginary friend that isn't /clg/. Does anyone have any suggestions?

>>8725395
I have imaginary friends too. What is yours like?

>>8725395
But people enjoy it when you talk about her here, and this place is Blogposting: the Thread, so why not?

>>8725372
you can work out at home using bodyweight but the advantages of a gym are the people that you see (that can help create the desire to return to see them) and the effort that it takes to get there makes it more likely that you will workout since you are there for that, whereas at home it is easy to just give up and not do anything.
Once you create a habit (it takes about 21 days to create a habit) you then feel anxiety when you don't go, which helps you become fit because you are exercising regularly.
Personally, I enjoy going to the gym because there are people there that I like and it has now become a habit for me so that I miss it when I don't go.
Exercising releases endorphins which make you feel good.
I also do yoga and spinning and I go hiking and ride my bike on weekends.
Being fit is a way of life.

>>8725411
Thanks for the rest reply! I guess I'll get a gym membership and see how that goes, I'm just worried that I'll be really self conscious around super fit people that are regulars

>>8725401
She's not really an imagination friend, she's a being from another dimension that only I can see. She's nice.

>>8725404
I don't know anon, I just feel weird talking about it here. It feels off topic.

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>>8725372
I support your decision. Do power lifting (squat, bench press, deadlift). Start with a program like Starting Strength it's good for beginners and adds accessories like the over-head press. Good luck.

>>8725420
Most of the conversation in these threads is only tangentially related to lesbianism, I wouldn't worry about it.

>>8725411
>the people that you see
>the effort that it takes to get there
I find it interesting that these are both things that make me LESS likely to work out.

>Once you create a habit (it takes about 21 days to create a habit) you then feel anxiety when you don't go
This doesn't really work when the habit-breaking anxiety can't hold a candle to going-outside anxiety.

>>8725420
Maybe she knows my friends. I have three main ones, they visit me a lot and help me talk stuff out. I'm probably crazy.
My first friend is a really laid back woman with lots of hair and a deep, scratchy voice. She has some kind of bad skin condition like psoraisis, but she's really nice and always wants me to do my best.
The second one is a boy, he's very tall and skinny and has a lopsided face with a big nose. He's kind of angry and short tempered, but also very depressed so he's not dangerous. He has some really deep and genuine things to say, though. I guess we connect the most.
The third is a really slutty and manipulative girl who's selfish and emotional, but fun to be around. She really believes in getting the most enjoyment out of life as possible, and wants me to come out of my shell and party. I get the feeling she's frustrated with me sometimes because I'm shy and antisocial.
I've been best friends with these people for about 7 years and I'm 25 now. Can't imagine life without them.

>>8725449
When I hear other people talking about their 'imaginary friends' I always instantly assume that they're just crazy because it sounds ridiculous to me, but then I feel like a turbo asshole hypocrite, that's basically how anyone would see me too.

I know how you feel though, I can't stand the thought of being apart from her. I hate thinking that the most important person in my life could just be an elaborate figment of my imagination or the result of mental illness.

>>8724556
is this really a cis les thread? Or is it larping mtfs?

>>8725463
Yeah, I know I sound like a total schizo to most people. And you know what? I don't care. My friends were there for me when fellow humans were all treating me like shit or ignoring me. I won't abandon them. They rely on me, like I rely on them. We're just friends. They keep me company and we discover things about ourselves together.

>>8725468
Every thread

>>8724556
>I've got this thing for denim
>idk what it is but it makes me drool
baggy pants, skinny jeans, coats
>muscle definition too
>not too swole, but I wanna lick some abs

>>8725463
Are you still going on dates?

>>8724556
>bondage
>latex/spandex
>D/s (I'm a switch)
>smothering/facesitting
>orgasm control

>>8724556
Pardon me for not adding anything to the thread, but
>SUNSTONE
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>tfw ignoring my crush isn't making her like me ;_;

>>8725927
Why ignore her then?

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Tell me anons:
>when did you start coming to this site
>besides /clg/, what other generals and boards do you browse
>do you still believe you can escape this madness one day or are you too far gone to leave

>>8726055
2004.
Mostly just /u/ these days: buyfag, recent releases and general.
I leave for months at a time, but I always come back.

>>8726055
up until this last April, I was a Gaiafag
>banned for having some hot opinions
this is the only general on the only board I post in.

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Post cute girls doing cute things.

>>8726055
2013
/vg/,/u/ and /cgl/
I don't know

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>>8726055
>when did you start coming to this site
2008.
>besides /clg/, what other generals and boards do you browse
/sci/, /fit/, /an/, /tv/.
I also frequent the /bdog/ and /lolg/ on /vg/.
>do you still believe you can escape this madness one day or are you too far gone to leave
I don't want to leave. Oddly enough I still enjoy it here.

>>8726055
Not sure, 2005 I think. Mostly visit /u/ and /a/, occasionally visit /jp/ and here, checked out most other boards over the years but very infrequently.
I'll keep visiting 4chan as long as there's knowledgeable anons who share my interests on my main boards. Not this board though, it's a terrible place to learn anything about LGBT and has a lesbian community unlike any other I've seen IRL or online. Mildly entertaining but I can't take anything here seriously.

>>8725468
Erik the friendly /pol/ack /fit/ard with an obsession about lesbians and musclegirls is always lurking.

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>>8725420
>, she's a being from another dimension that only I can see
>>8725449
>>8725463
>>8725474
Wtf

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>>8725053
You sound dreamy anon. I absolutely love "motherly"/"soft" looking girls. It's my dream to be the "armcandy" you described.
I'm 20,163cm,kinda babyfaced,dress cute
But i'm not taken seriously sometimes because of that and it pisses me off.
>mfw

>>8726335
Oh the guy from last thread you mean? Well he did look friendly (or at least not like a bastard, so i'm ok with him). Why is he obsessed with lesbians though?

>tfw all those subs
Will I ever find a dom gf?
I'm forever salty my (bi) crush got a boyfriend because I took too much time to propose. She told me she liked domming girls. Fuck that guy.

>>8726356
>tfw all those subs
I don't understand why so many lesbians are submissive sluts.

>>8726361
The vast majority of girls are submissive, why would it be different for lesbians?

>>8725463
>>8725474
I know how both of you feel, I have a friend in my head too. She's really the only person I can count on. I've told one gf about it and she understood but we ended up breaking up unfortunately. We both need more friends desu but I'm really glad we have each other at least.

I wish we had a Dream Mommy game. There are so many gay oriented dating sims but so little if any lesbian oriented dating sims and i'm lowkey salty about it

>>8726351
>Why is he obsessed with lesbians though?
It's his weird kink. Probably 14 or just the average dudebro from /fit/.

>>8726363
The majority of people in general lean more towards submissive or at the very least enjoy switching.

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>>8726055
>when did you start coming to this site
I honestly don't remember. 2009?

>besides /clg/, what other generals and boards do you browse
/v/, /vr/, /lit/, /ck/, /co/, /fa/ and /g/ on the regular. I also frequent /vitagen/ over at /vg/.

>do you still believe you can escape this madness one day or are you too far gone to leave

Too far gone. I honestly don't know where I would spend my entire online time without 4chan, or where I'd come to discuss my topics of interest.

>>8726351
He's probably here to /pol/ shitpost since that board thinks they need to invade every corner of 4chan to redpill their bullshit. Worse than Mormans, you can at least shut the door on their face.
So no, obviously I don't welcome their presence.
>>8726356
>majority of anons here too afraid to even talk to girls
>people thinking they would be anything other than subs
Kek.

>>8726378
Am I doomed to end up with another sub and have an unhappy sex life then?
A-At least I have a low sex drive so I can maybe live without it

>>8726385
Are you able to go up and hit on girls? If not, why even worry about a gf you won't get?

>>8726385
Or find a switch girl and take turns. There's a lot of fun to come with tying somebody up and seeing how happy it makes them, and then they can get that same feeling tying you up. Relationships have to go both ways anon, you and your gf can both be submissive and still have kinky sex.

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>>8726389
No. Because I'm introverted and can't flirt for shit. I'll flirt unintentionally (heck, i even had girls asking me out and thinking i was interested in them because of that) but i'm an idiot who can't even see when someone flirts with her to begin with so..

>>8726395
Eh,that's right, i'm just really shy.nervous so i'm not good with talking during sex if they like dirty talk. But I guess I could do totally do that and say nothing.
I only did the did once and she was always asking me if i was ok because my heart was beating really fast.

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Top with mommy issues

>>8726421
You sound really cute t b h.

>>8726370
Then... Do one?
Also isn't dream daddy kinda proof that arin and his friends are ginourmous faggots?

>>8726125
>this is the only general on the only board I post in.
Why not lurk around other boards?

>>8726518
I don't have the skills to do that you dip or else I would already be making one.

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CanKan pls post pics of what you bought at comiket.

>>8726527
lack of interest
I've been thinking about snooping around /vr/ for game recommendations

>>8726344
She explained it a couple of threads ago. It was actually pretty entertaining.

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>>8726421
I'm not picky

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>>8725688 test results

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>>8726742
I still find it hilarious that The L Word is Lの世界 in Japanese.

I try to stick to the "only original" rule to keep my collection from expanding exponentially, but I fucked up and bought a bunch of derivative stuff as usual. I have mixed feelings about missing that one dianakko book, as I don't really want to bring it back but it sure looked nice. I have yet to hit up Akiba to fill in gaps, and there's still Comitia next Sunday so more will be added before I head home.

I'm enormously inebriated at the moment (JP friends drink a lot, especially for a work night, holy shit) so I apologize in advance for any graphical or typographical quality concerns.

>>8726934
Be my girlfriend

>>8726941
????

>>8726625
Learn them. No one's born already knowing stuff.
Which reminds me, I'll probably go pick up my guitar right now and learn a new song to practice my fingering skills (not intended to sound dirty)

>>8726934
When the L Word was popular I also used to read it as the L World.

How could you miss that one diakko book? I'm eagerly awaiting for it to be scanned, it looks really nice.

>>8726941
Piss off, harlot. CanKan is mine.

>>8726934
Goddamn I'm jelly. I'll have to apply for that semester abroad in Japan after all.

>>8726996
You already gave her up like a wuss, chapparita.

>>8727044
WWHAT? I WOULD NEVER GIVE CANKAN UP

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>>8727044
>>8727050

>>8726934
Oops, there are nipples in that. Gomeng.

>>8726977
I can't say I did, but I didn't watch much of it when it originally aired. Just a few eps that featured local locations.

I didn't want anything on that day badly so I took it easy and arrived late; makiba didn't print very many copies. If he(?) pushes it to stores before I go home I'll have to reevaluate my priorities but otherwise I'm kind of happy he saved me from myself as it's something I'm a little nervous about transbordering. I assume it'll eventually be scanned anyway, given the hype.

>>8726996
>>8727044
>>8727050
I have no idea why anyone would want to date me except for access my library, but I'm equally unavailable to everyone so I guess that means I'm equally available to everyone?

>>8727003
Japan is a really fucking neat place, even if you're not a weeb. The population concentration means that you can tap into all sorts of subcultures in person, which is incredibly fascinating. Food is delicious. There's also a surprising amount of nature shit that's reasonably accessible from urban centres if you have the time and money (a couple hours out of Tokyo and you can access amazing hiking and snorkelling!!). Japan has a reputation for being overcrowded but you wouldn't know it once you hop on a train into the countryside.

>>8727003
Oh and snowsports in the winter. Hot damn, I doubted whether Hokkaido would live up to the hype given how disappointing I found the terrain in the JP alps, but it totally did. Fabulous terrain, fabulous pow, with delicious JP food and apres onsen.

>>8727056
Whoops looks like just accidentally became my girlfriend. Let's go out tonight

>>8727056
I would date you because you're great, and also your library.

>>8727103
Disgusting. Even if the other one is also a girl, kisses between crossdressers just remind me of fujos and make me puke.

>>8727073
>Let's go out tonight
It's joke. Pretty sure most trains have stopped for the night (despite service interruptions and general dirtiness/weirdness compared to TYO, I have to give the MTA credit for being 24/7) so that's a no-go unless you happen to be within walking distance.

>>8727093
I'm pretty easy when it comes to my library, you don't have to date me for that.

>>8727125
But I want to date you to give you hugs and kisses and lewds.

>>8724556
I have a lot of degenerate fantasies but the big one that always sticks with me is a kind of sacrifice/blood orgy thing. The basic idea is to find a qt and make her love me and eventually make her into a degenerate like me so we can have tons of really kinky sex that just gets more and more extreme. Eventually it culminates with me getting a baby pig and making her slit its throat and bleed it so we can cover each other in its blood and have sex on the floor covered in blood. Then we specifically play Only The Good Die Young by Billy Joel while we clean up all the blood and have shower sex after.

>>8727103
>tfw no jfash gf

>>8727103
Uh, am I the only one a little turned on?

>>8727146
That sounds pretty good to drunk me; sober me would say it's not worth the effort of maintaining a relationship.

>>8727188
you definitely have the soul of a japanese woman. have you ever been in an actual relationship?

>>8727188
It's fine, you don't need to reciprocate or maintain the relationship, we can be friends with benefits if the word girlfriend scares you.

>>8727199
Well I do have some genes for that, however diluted.
>have you ever been in an actual relationship?
Nahhh; c'mon, do you really have to ask?

>>8727222
Hey, you deserve better than that.

>>8727253
>Hey, you deserve better than that.
???
The only one I want is you.

>>8727253
Aside from scarcity I really can't imagine how girls can go forever without a relationship or sex or anything.

>>8727266
Urgh, I'm entirely too drunk to be jovially evasive or persuasive. I like books more than people; find someone whose feelings ain't borke.

>>8727276
I joke, but honestly relationships and sex are pretty low on my list of priorities. I've gotten this far without either because I a.) don't make any effort whatsoever and b.) turn down any offers I receive.

>>8727103
Also the way they're kissing is kinda weird. Is that how kissing works. I wouldn't know...

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>>8727317
I won't give you up, CanKan. Someday you will be mine.

>>8727163
I was really with you up until playing Only the Good Die Young, not because I don't don't like the song but because it caught me off-guard. Why is this the specific sound you want backing your afterglow?

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>>8727330
We can practice on each other if you would like, anony.

ugh trans girls are so shitty

So I met somebody early June and we were hitting it off pretty well. She was funny, cute, and liked mountain biking too (she noticed a Moab sticker on my backpack, that's how the conversation started). She had a rainbow bracelet, so I figured she was a lesbian. We decided to go grab some coffee, had a good time, blah blah blah, you know how it goes. It goes on like that for a while- casual coffee dates, going out and having fun, early dating kind of stuff.

Today I called her and asked if she'd like to go on a more serious date, so she's like "Hey, I'd love to, but I need to tell you beforehand- I'm trans"

I don't have any problems with trans people, but I couldn't be in any sort of relationship with one. If she'd told me in the first coffee date, I wouldn't have wasted all that time on her. It sucks because I was legitimately attracted to her, but now I just feel betrayed.

Friendly reminder to ignore bait

>>8727384
I can understand how you feel betrayed since something similar happened to me (and i consider trans people mentally ill but respect them and all).But it's silly to hate her for it. If you legit like her yknow maybe you should try? If she passes that well and all i don't see why not

>>8727391
Friendly reminder that you're not my mom and I can reply to whoever I want.

>>8727391

how is it bait? I'm not trying to start an argument, I'm just saying it's shitty that somebody wouldn't bring that kind of thing up on a first date. That's the kind of thing most people would want to know beforehand

>>8727384
>I want to have a serious relationship
>OK but before we try I want to tell you something that might be a dealbreaker for you just in case it is so that I don't waste your time
>fucking trannies how could she BETRAY ME

>>8727400
I mean, I don't hate her for it. I get that she's just trying to live her life and I respect that- it's just a factor that outweighs everything else. It's like if I found out that a girl had kids.

Some factors are just strong enough to outweigh the good, and those are the kinds of things I think people should be more upfront about

>>8727413
It's more just that I would have wanted her to say that earlier on. Early dates are meant for testing the waters, clearing out some things that might make two people incompatible- this is definitely one of those things

>>8727335
Inadvisable, but I'm not going to fight you on it.
Is that JK Saikawa? What a strange thing to try and imagine.

>>8727426
>We decided to go grab some coffee, had a good time
She probably didn't think that was the best time to go "Hey guess what I have a dick"

>>8727442
I mean it's kind of obvious that she was thinking that, since she didn't say "hey guess what I have a dick" then

but she should have- let's be honest, the whole coffee thing is pretty cliche as a first date- saying "hey, wanna grab some coffee" after having a nice time with a person is pretty standardly recognized as a date. So I think it's fair to say she probably knew what was happening, and yet still didn't feel like that was important before more dates

>>8727348
I honestly couldn't tell you, its just what hits me when I think about it. Having cleaned up similar messes in the past I know I would want music in the background and it seems a fitting song. And this would be after the afterglow, you'd lie in a pool of drying blood feeling it cake your skin while you cuddled together for a while first. Lick each other clean a bit. And then after you both felt max comfy you'd get up and worry about cleaning.

>>8727456
>Early dates are meant for testing the waters, clearing out some things that might make two people incompatible
Maybe she wanted to test the waters with you too before revealing something deeply personal and generally unwanted about herself to you. The very second you indicated that you wanted something serious, she told you, what more could you ask for? If she waited until you were about to fuck to say "oh by the way I'm a tranny" THEN you could make a claim like "she betrayed me". Your first meeting with someone is not the time to divulge any kind of personal information like that, what if she didn't want people to know she was a tranny and wanted to make sure you wouldn't blab about it first? I wouldn't date a mtf either but you could at least try to be understanding of other humans ya cunt.

>>8727456
You don't tell somebody the worst parts of yourself on the first date anon, you do that later on. You show how good you are first so that the other person can see you more like you see yourself and then you both slowly reveal the flaws you have in the hopes that your good qualities outweigh them. Thats just how dating works. Not to mention the risk of telling a mostly stranger that you're a mentally ill freak and risking them spreading it around. She told you she was a tranny before it got serious and you feel shitty because she seemed great but a dealbreaker popped up. Thats not her being a shitty person, thats you two not being right. Youre the shit for being such a cunt about it.

>>8727495

>bait and switch is just how dating works

i would immediatly dump you for acting nice and then being a bitch to me later on

>>8727440
At least now I know you're not completely against it.

Yeah. There is some art of JK Saikawa with loli Kanna by several artists. It's pretty cute.

>>8727498
Its not acting nice and being a bitch, its avoiding dumping your issues on somebody you don't even know. Also you couldn't immediately dump somebody if it took time for them to reveal being a bitch.

>>8727505
At least not when I'm utterly fucking soused.
I was mildly disappointed in how little Maidragon stuff I found this year; maybe I just wasn't looking in the right places? Regardless, differing aging deltas are upsetting. Can't end well.

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>>8727103

>>8727580
What's your favorite drink? I might want to keep you intoxicated so you comply.

Really? I thought it would have plenty of doujins given how popular it was. You don't like age gap?

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I'm so excited. I've been waiting to make this trip for 10 years and I'll be there in less than a month.
Hoping meeting locals and cuties over there.

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>>8727784
I'm so jelly of you right now, anon.

>>8727802
Going there for 3 weeks, I initially didn't want to go overboard with my budget but I'm probably going to blow all the money I have in visits, booze and shopping. Only downside is the 15 hours long flight.

>>8727784
Do you speak nip?

>>8727840
Enough to make a simple conversation. I can read manga, play games and read most usual stuff in japanese, but my elocution is shit since I didn't speak it for a very long time.

>>8727784
kys

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>>8727880

>>8727878
Good. Don't forget to hire a lesbian prostitute.

>>8727989
>Don't forget to hire a lesbian prostitute
I'll make sure to hit all the lesbian bars I'll find beforehand.

>>8724758
Straight girls (and bi girls, which are basically straight) just love the attention regardless of whether or not it comes at your expense.

>>8725395
Probably multiple/plural/headmate communities desu. Such brands of crazy are not uncommon.

>>8727330
No. The only thing I could think during the whole gif was how fucking awkward and unpleasant it looked.

>>8727484
>>8727495
t. trannies

She should have mentioned it after the first few dates. She knew where things were going and decided to continue hiding an extremely common dealbreaker. That's leading a person on.

>>8728009
Smart choice, save yourself several hundred dollars and STDs.

>>8728042
I can't join a headmate community because I think the people in them are full of shit. And yeah I'm aware of the hypocrisy.

>>8728068
I doubt the girls have STDs, unless they want their business to go under, but I'd rather keep my 200 euros for something else.

Hey /clg/ so I just asked one of my best friends out, even though I expected her to rejection me point blank, just because I wanted to get my feelings out there.
She said "Hey anon, I'm really flattered. I'm not sure but think there could be possibility - can I have some time to think about it?" I said yes, but now my anxiety is kicking in and I'm wondering if this is just a different kind of rejection,
What do you all think?

>>8728093
Not serious ones that can get treated. But herpes, which is incurable and extremely common, and one of the few STDs easily transferred between two women? Yeah, don't get your hopes up that they wouldn't have it.

>>8728109
Take her word for it and see what happens. She's a best friend not a polite acquaintance, shouldn't you know if she's lying or not?

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>bizarre sad case at work
>two sibling cats both have bad hearts, simultaneously start failing overnight, euthanized together that morning
>enter room with coworker to take bodies to back
>two adult women weeping over dead cats + solemn ~8-year-old little boy trying to understand what happened
>boy asks if he can save the little vetwrap heart cutouts we put over IV catheters of euth patients
>tell him of course - he takes one
>other cat doesn't have one, coworker must've been distracted and forgot to put it on
>his face falls; just says "oh..." sadly, tells dead cats goodbye, and leaves
>in charge of post-euth duties, including starting sympathy card staff signs
>grab heart off wall where we keep them pre-made
>"(cat)'s big brother had wanted to save his bandage heart, but it was missing. I found this around the clinic later and included it for you. (normal sympathy message)"
>technically did find it around clinic, w/e, what he doesn't know will comfort him
>few hours later, coworker from earlier approaches with card in hand, very emotional, tells me how wonderful and thoughtful I am
>must've spread the story
>several other staff come tell me what a sweet and good person I am
>all talk/joke more with me for rest of day
>mfw I'm suddenly hot shit with qt normie coworkers because I fibbed to a child

>>8728158
I will and I should be better at figuring it out but I'm also a literal autistic so I'm really bad at knowing when people are not serious.

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>>8728189
You have won my heart as well, sweet vet-tech anony.

>>8728189
awwwwwwwww
you're so sweet anon

>>8727163
Is this a joke? I've seen some weird/fucked up stuff but I can usually get why people would be into it. I don't see how the blood or the throat slitting makes this hotter.

>>8728109
edit welp she said she wasn't into me like that.
:(
So much for that

>>8728489
):
i'm sorry anon.
Are you going to lose her as a friend?

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>>8728489

>>8728582
no she still wants to be friends so that's good except that it hurt more then I thought.
>>8728612
Thanks anon

>>8728474
D/a, but the throat slitting is mostly to drive home how much you've corrupted your girlfriend, that she would have slipped so far into degeneracy to viscerally kill another creature for you if you said it made you hot. It's also fucking scary to imagine which makes it more arousing.
As for the blood itself, some people just think blood is sexy. In my case blood represents devotion, that they would sacrifice a small, but vital part of themselves for me even if it hurt. Bathing in blood is some cult of dionysus shit, but there's a level of insanity to it that could be appealing. Sharing crazy like that is a special kind of experience.

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>>8728431
>>8728218
Th-thanks, anons.

>>8728489
Sorry to hear. I'd been hoping from your post that she needed a while to wrestle with the possible lover vs. lost friend dilemma.

At least you got it off your chest? It sounds like that was the main point anyway.

What am I supposed to say to girls on tinder? I'm so fucking autistic I don't even know how to make friends or have basic conversations

>>8728655
Thanks. I was hoping that too but I guess not
yeah that was good, but I almost wish I hadn't since it left me feeling bad.

>>8728676
>What am I supposed to say to girls on tinder?
No idea desu, which is why I don't have a dating profile...or friends...or a gf.
If you do manage to woo a girl, come back and tell me your gf acquiring secrets.

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I'm so utterly done with life. I just want to jump off a building or blow my brains out or inhale helium or jump in front of a truck or buy some nembutal but I don't have the balls to do this and hiring is so expensive, holy shit. Just kill me.

Can I talk about about my degenerate fantasies of mind-breaking femmes? I'm not butch though, I look very feminine but I have a tomboyish personality and style.

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>>8727384
First off I know this is bait, but still...
>ugh trans girls are so shitty
She is literally being super respectful. She is a human. She commented on something and you took it from there. You had a shared interest. You liked her enough to want to "Go on a serious date." You admit you "had a good time" You even went as far as to say, "I was legitimately attracted to her," Like........

It's like if you went to a restaurant and ordered a dish that had a nice picture. You ate it and loved it. Months later you go back and want to order it again and this time they give you the recipe. You realize that dish was made with beans and suddenly you are revolted that you ate this thing that tasted great. You suddenly think it is disgusting. (Even those moments ago you loved it and now have arbitrarily decided to hate it.)

Like if you pointed out a single physical thing, or behavior about her that you didn't like it would be another thing all together and you would be totally legit. As it stands though you are just being an actual transphobic bitch.

Why? Because you are hating/denying someone on the grounds of ***what*** they are not ***who*** they are.

It is literally like dating a cis girl. Saying all those things about her loving it then discovering she has Indian heritage and dumping her, then saying "Wow I feel betrayed" If this is real you are human scum.

>>8729028
Soft butch is fine as long as you're not fat. Go on, Anon, tell us your lewd fantasy.

>>8727384
>She had a rainbow bracelet, so I figured she was a lesbian

making assumptions from the start is setting you up for failure. Yes, tranny this time. What next? Kooky het girl? "Ally"?

I don't understand guessing games like this, is all. Certainly not to such a point where you devote time, effort, and money toward something you wanted one thing from. Like, any number of potentialities could be that she's wearing the bracelet for shits and lesbian is but one possibility (remember not everyone even knows the rainbow is associated with gay pride even now - some people just like rainbows).

So what I'm saying is, when you're in situations where a signal can mean any number of things and you'll only be pleased with one particular outcome, wouldn't it be best to moderate expectations, especially if you have little else in info?

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>>8729092
I mean the other person was a lesbian though because they went on dates together and both were clearly interested in each other. I agree with you though about you can't assume.
I have thought about getting a rainbow bracelet/pin or something with two interlinked female symbols to try and help things along since I am straight passing sadly.
Any tips to help highlight I am a lesbean'?

>>8729118
Wear a t-shirt that says "I'm a lesbian"

>>8729043
>you are hating/denying someone on the grounds of ***what*** they are not ***who*** they are.
Would you say lesbians are androphobic human scum for denying cis males on the grounds of what they are?

>>8729118
I have a shirt with two intersecting female symbols inside a pink triangle. I'm moving away from using the six color rainbow because of confusion.

>>8729126
Trans WOMEN,
Cis MEN

You be the judge.

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>be third world anon
>travelling EU for vacation
>going to meet two /clg/ anons very soon

>>8729196
Have fun with that threesome, anon!

>>8729169
Trans women are women (social category), but they're also male (biological category). No amount of surgery can change the fact that they're males trying to disguise or erase maleness and artificially create female aspects in themselves.

Lesbians are usually attracted to females.

>>8729223
She's not wrong for not wanting to date a mtf, that's completely understandable.

She's wrong for feeling 'betrayed' for no reason, she's a bitch.

>>8727384
>I was legitimately attracted to her, but now I just feel betrayed.
>betrayed
You should have chimped out and murdered her on the spot just like straight men who do that to solve their emotional rollercoaster conundrum of being attracted to a trans woman.

>>8729228
This.
But also suddenly no longer being attracted to a person you are attracted to because of a piece of trivia is dumb.

>>8729302
I'm going to assume you're not baiting.

It's not a "piece of trivia". Being trans is a legitimate dealbreaker for a lot of people and there's nothing wrong with that. It's unfortunate for both sides, a lot more for the trans person I'm sure but you can't force yourself to like someone no matter the reason.

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>>8729302
>piece of trivia
Nah. Being a tranny is not just a piece of trivia.
Like this anon said >>8729311 it is a deal-breaker for many with no ifs, ands, or buts.

>>8729374
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_cyIxkFLjWI

>>8729496
topkek

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Has anybody here seen The Handmaiden?
I thought it was really good desu.

>>8727384
Tbh it's kinda your fault for not being able to tell the difference between male and female.

>>8729496
based old man

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>>8729595
>boring ass start
>het plot twist
>forced yuri plot twist
It was trash. The lewd scenes weren't even good for fucks sake.

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>>8727124
You mean you don't like reverse traps?

>>8729595
>left out key plot scenes in favor of creepy/lewd scenes
>hard to follow unless you've seen source material
>bad chemistry between female leads
>shallow characters

Fingersmith is better. This remake is terrible.

>>8727769
Past a certain point I'll pretty much drink anything.
I expected more too, probably just didn't find the right area. I meant the fact that they age at different rates.

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>>8729631
I like them but not much in 3D for some reason.

2D reverse traps are love though.

>>8729635
This.

>>8729595
My gf and I both liked it a lot.

>fugged a qt for a few months at the beginning of the year
>some day she asks me about relationship stuff; I thought she felt we fugged too often and that I wanted a relationship, whereas she wanted to be get a taste of more girls
>answer that she's totally fine and won't have to be afraid of me wanting something committed
>turns out she was actually the one who wanted to
>haven't done anything since done, but still see each other and talk occasionally
>starting to miss her and doubting my decision
>at a friend's place until late tonight and thought of her the entire time on the ride home

Goddamn I don't need yet another girl causing me trouble. I don't know, it felt comfy being with her. I don't have feelings for her but it might still be fun to go on dates and figure where things go from there? I have no idea how to bring that up to her now though, we've never had any sort of emotional talk.

>>8728489
Aww :(

Hey, you should be proud for trying anyway. I feel like lots of anons here just pine away never knowing if their crush will reciprocate.

>>8728676
Ask them about something in their bio, make a little small talk, and then ask them if they want to meet up.
offer a specific thing and/or time/place. For example, "do you want to get drinks on Friday?"
and then they can offer where
or idk

>>8729631
I just realized shes wearing a Nazi uniform...

>>8729933
And?

>>8729933
You must have missed the thread where /pol/ was laughing over that woman getting run over by that white supremacist guy.
Best to ignore Erik and the other retards.

>>8729734
Tell her how you feel!

>>8729496
Wow. Passing by here and see this video. Nothing like applauding transphobia. FML.

People wonder why we kill ourselves. This is why. Why couldn't I have been born a cis lesbian like you fuckers?! AH! :(

>>8730043
fuck off, it's funny

if you guys kill yourselves because people are making fun of you, you're clearly unstable anyways

friendly reminder to ignore bait

>>8730043
this is /clg/
fuck off tranny

friendly reminder to ignore bait. The (You)s only encourage more baiting.

>>8730088
>unstable people deserve to die

Spot the /pol/-lite beliefs of the common dyke

>>8730043
AND mood swings from the hormonal treatment
>not my fault you can't deal with reality and kill yourself
:(

>>8730124
didn't say you deserve it, just that it doesn't matter

you're gonna kill yourself one way or the other. If an 84 year old man being what you would consider being backwards is the tipping point, you're fucked. They're pretty much universally known to be bigots in general.

If somebody wrote a song saying a woman was great but he couldn't date her because she had a weird looking vulva, women wouldn't freak out

>>8730127
tbf we get mood swings every month or so, so that's not that different from them

>>8730128
>If somebody wrote a song saying a woman was great but he couldn't date her because she had a weird looking vulva, women wouldn't freak out
Different anon, but this is false. You and I wouldn't, but the everydayfeminism types would lose their damn minds.

>>8730133
Honestly, I would just be surprised at a dude actually knowing what the vulva is

Basic anatomy like this isn't hard, but for dudes it is

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>>8727384
Even going out on a date or feeling attraction to a transbian without knowing someone they're trans invalidates a lesbian identity. So I wouldn't really count that as getting off the hook.

Thankfully for straight trans women, double standards aren't "double standards", and it's hetero for a straight male to date us, and validating for both of us. Sucks for you, though.

>>8730158
*without knowing they're

>>8730158
aren't you that stalker tranny avatarfag?

>>8730189
only 2/3 of that is true, why

>>8730191
which 2/3?

>>8730201
the latter two, the first, idk where that came from

>>8730088
I think of it this way. The joke is that no one wants to be with a tranny. It is funny that the person thought the person was ok in every other way but because they had a dick it was funny and something to shame them for.

Now imagine a world where cis lesbians with brown eyes make up 1% of the population. No one wants to date cislesbians brown eyes. The same song is made but instead, it is about people trying to date you and they like everything about you but because secretly have brown eyes (you wear contacts in day to day life) You are totally undesirable and it is ok for entire audiences of people to laugh at your existance.

That is the fuck raw deal we got cut by being born.

You wake up tomorrow a man with all your currently memories. You are a lesbian but no lesbians will date you because you are a man. What do you do?

>>8730235
then get out of here tranny, this is clg

>>8730242
This has always been /agpg/-lite and you know it.

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>>8730242
i'm an androphile, i was here to poo-poo on transbians because i remembered that you did it here, after reading another anti trans-molesbian thread.

but i have to go b/c i have other people to bug.

>>8730238
The options I'm seeing are suicide, because even the thought of touching a penis makes me a bit sick, let alone actually having one, or transitioning into a girl again

shit, that actually makes sense

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>>8730246
What the fuck is an /agpg/-lite?

>>8730247
What the fuck is an androphile?

>>8730262
androphile is being attracted only to boys

>>8730262
agp is autogynephilia. It's a word made up by some old discredited psychologist to describe people he viewed as attracted to being women. It characterized itself in things like imagining being the woman in sexual intercourse, or being attracted to woman despite being a trans woman.

It's a really weird thing that makes no sense but the trannies on here obsess over it anyways

an androphile is a person who is attracted to masculinity

>>8730263
>>8730267
Ah okay. Thanks for clearing that up for me, anons.

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>>8730254
>The options I'm seeing are suicide, because even the thought of touching a penis makes me a bit sick

I can't speak for all lesbian transwomen but at least some of us are lesbians first and trans second and this is the morbid reality we deal with.

I am a lesbian, but other lesbians don't want to date me because they think I am a deceptive man (even if they find me attractive as a woman.... Like I am passing and cute. What the fuck more can I do.)

I didn't ask for this, and I am not asking you or anyone else to date me specifically. I just want other lesbians to at least understand our plight.

You can scorn me, berate me, deny me. But all I ask for is empathy and to understand me first before the bully. The truth is I will probably kill myself someday. (with or without your help) I see myself as a ciswoman who is cursed into this wretched existence. I am going to get SRS as soon as humanly possible. (It is already in the works.) I don't and will never speak over a cis woman because I respect their experiences and that they have the most authentic experience of womanhood possible. I just want to learn from you and live with you.

Like if you were late to your period or something, you might remember what it was like when everyone else got theirs an you didn't? Try having a cis gf and her having her period once a month complaining about it (sometimes ruining your panties when she borrows them) and knowing you will NEVER have yours. Sure having a period sucks but it is also an ever present reminder that you aren't a cis woman. You are something other. No matter how you feel.

The world doubts your validity and your own sanity. You know you love girls though... and you don't want to love them as a man either. I have been imagining myself as a woman with other women since I was fucking 11.

I just ... Why?! I am supposed to be like you. I lost the game before I started playing. Even if I find love I will never be right. :(

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>>8730330
Look, I'm not a part of this discussion and I hope you don't take this the wrong way but you should spend less time on this website if it makes you this upset. There are a ton of online communities to support trans people that would be a lot less toxic for you than a cislesgen on 4chan. You're just hurting yourself.

>>8730330
>What the fuck more can I do
Date another tranny. If your really consider yourselves as women, why not date between yourselves?
You're like those bi girls whining how lesbians don't want to date them because they don't want to be cheated on with a man, and when said she just have to date another bi girl she flats out refuse because she doesn't want to be cheated on with a man.

And this >>8730336. I still don't understand how you people are on 4chan of all places, since most of you are depressive and self-hating, not to mention this board is pretty much exclusively yours.

>>8730330
I kind of get why transgirls would want periods, but realtalk, they fucking suck and are the worst thing in life. Disgusting blood that smells like rot, digestive problems, expensive products, having your life interrupted constantly. It's not cute or dainty, it's jellied chunks of coagulated blood and feeling stupid and dramatic and bloated.

>>8730349
d/a but I am trans and I carry a tampon in my purse at all times just in case someone needs one/asks me for one to help blend in. I am fine not having periods but I can see how it makes some feel othered.

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>>8730358
I know I should be all "this is clg get let" but that's friggin cute so you get to be honorary cis girl for the day

>>8730358
Carry some ibuprofen for us too, y'pleb.

>>8730385
>Implying that I don't.
It's also Advil because I'm not a basic bitch.
>>8730377
:P ty

>>8730404
You're like a walking convenience store.

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>>8730415
>tfw no male to female to convenience store gf

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>>8730437
Probably wouldn't help if I said I keep a pack of skittles or Jolly ranchers in there too because I am gay af would it?

>>8730456
>I like to disolve jolly ranchers in coolaid
>something I do since I was a kid

>>8730344
>>8730336
This, in the nicest way possible. 4chan is literally the most toxic place on the internet. The majority of 4chan users hate women, gays, trannies, non-whites, liberals, literally anyone that isn't them. They're not an accurate representation of the general public. Don't let the toxicity of this place get to you. I promise there are lots of girls out there who would love you, but you're looking in the wrong place. As a cis woman I feel just as disgusted when I visit a place like r/RedPill, you just have to keep in mind that these are very twisted individuals and that they're a tiny minority.

>>8730525
>Jolly Ranchers in Kool-aid
What if....anon....what if you add in the Skittles to the mix? ANON.
Do it. Then come back and tell me what it taste like. Just don't give yourself the diabeetus.

>>8730606
I am the candy purse anon and I weigh 143lb at 5'10. Slender af come at me. Candy is fucking amazing.

>>8730606
Calm down, /fit/. Trying something once won't make you into a hamplanet.

>>8730637
>hamplanet.
I luled.

>>8724556
>talk about your degenerate fantasies
I want [spoilers]my gf back [/spoilers]

>>8730838
Go get her back and make those fantasies a reality, anony.

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>>8730951
But she doesn't want me back

>>8729983
B-but what and how should I say it?

>>8727878
What would you say your nip level is, on the Japanese language proficiency test?

>>8730131
I always viewed suicide as really rude
somebody has to clean that up
>imagine slitting your wrists in the tub
>two months later somebody finds a bowl of You soup in the bathroom

>>8730238
>You are a lesbian but no lesbians will date you because you are a man. What do you do?

Date straight and bisexual women?

>>8727784
Congrats! I hope you have a ton of fun. Make sure to pop into a Don Quixote if you can, they're a hilariously strange take on a department store.

>>8731017
bisexual and straight women would probably want my dick, which is a bad feeling because i dont want my dick. after its removed thats completely not an option at all. i would date other trannies just fine but most trannies are either crazy, barely functional, or very delusional about how they look. I'm not going to take care of somebody and I wouldn't want to date somebody who puts zero effort into their appearance like a lot of trannies do. its just shitty being a mentally ill outcast desu.

>>8731063
>bisexual and straight women would probably want my dick

Eh, I could imagine many bisexual women not wanting to, considering they also sleep with dickless women.

>>8731074
prior experience tells me otherwise and to probably not trust bi women in general when it comes to not wanting dick eventually.

>>8730559
no, I unwrap three watermelon and drop em in an empty milk jug
fill a little with water and shake it until it disolves
add that to whatever brand powdered drink mix

>>8729838
thank you anon :)

>>8730987
Between N3 and N4 I'd say? My only real problem is with kanji, and to struggle to form a coherent sentence in japanese on the go. I'm afraid to be in a situation where all the words come to me in all the languages I know, but not in japanese.

>>8731031
If they're as weird IRL as they are in the Yakuza games, I'll be sure to go into one of them.

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>>8731176
Every one I've looked through has been avalanche of classlessness and weird.

>>8731193
>those costumes
This is going to be great.

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>>8731207
The one in Akihabara is 6+ floors of hot garbage, it's great.

>>8731176
>Between N3 and N4 I'd say?

Nice, I'm currently studying for the N4 exam that I'll take in October. I was wondering how much longer until I'll finally be able to start playing my weeb games in nip.

Have any of you been to Ni-chōme ( the LGBT district in Tokyo)?

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shinjuku_Ni-ch%C5%8Dme

>>8731277
Most games are not hard with the audio on. I'd really like to take those exams, but with my job taking pretty much all of my time, I barely have the time to play or read, let alone learning kanjis. Still going to review what I know before going.
Good luck for the test.

>>8731291
>Most games are not hard with the audio on.

I'm not sure all of the games I'd be interested in come with voiced dialogue, and I'm certain no retro games will be. Still it's a good idea to look into the voiced ones first.
Learning kanji is the worst anyway, studying doesn't bring much joy when you just have to pound certain scribbles into your head.

>Good luck for the test.

Th-Thanks Anon, I'll try my best not to disappoint. Have fun in Nippon.

>>8730976
"hey, you know how you mentioned you wanted to try making this a real relationship earlier? Well, it's been on my mind and I think I want to try that too."

Something like that, I dunno the exact circumstances of your situation. Just be honest - she already likes you!

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>>8731304
>Have fun in Nippon
You bet I will. And I'll make sure to report here if by some miracle I manage to hang out with a cutie.

>>8731304
>Learning kanji is the worst anyway
Hey. Grinding kanji is no fun, but kanji themselves are pretty neato.

>Anon fucks her horny gym roomie. Ark Tribe mates heard it all and start the bullying

They are still bullying me. I moved to the tiny mountain base with my Argentavis to avoid them and I've collected tons of metal and stone.

Meanwhile my roommate hurt herself rollerblading so she is laying around here all day being a sex pest.

Since there's so much jap talk can anybody decent lesbian related animus or manga? they never have actual relationships just lots of hints and cuteness or maybe something behind the scenes you can figure out but an actual yuri story that isn't just porn would be nice to read

What are you wearing today /clg/? Post pics (obviously you can block your face/the things behind/...)

>>8731539
>she is laying around here all day being a sex pest
Sounds like an awesome roommate. Wouldn't mind having a roommate like that desu. Are you being a good friend by complying to her needs? She is injured after all.

>>8731607
Nothing, since I won't be leaving the house today.

>>8731607
I already worked out today and took off my clothes so now its just pajamas for the rest of the day.

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>>8731607
here's mine (ignore how fatty mcfat I am, I'm trying to lose weight)

>>8731647
If you were going to say "ignore how fat I am" why not just say "ignore the picture entirely"? It's a fucking picture of you

>>8731607
>posting personal photos in a thread infested by /pol/, men and trannies.
No thanks.

>>8731648
I meant ignore that I look fat, and just focus on the outfit. Thought that was clear sorry

>>8731579
Well there's Citrus and Netsuzou Trap.
Netsuzou Trap is my least liked one. Mostly for the cuckold stuff.
Citrus is pretty okay story wise.

They are all drama ish, but they are the more serious ones.
Netsuzou Trap currently has an anime running and one for Citrus is in the making.

I mention these two mostly for the fact it's the one of the few lesbian-dedicated manga's getting/having an anime adaptation. Though Netsuzou Trap's one's a bit rushed in terms of pacing in the anime.

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>>>8731607
something cozy and cute to stay at home!

>>8731631
>Nothing
You just hangout naked all day? That's very lewd of you, anony.

Against all odds the bank approved our mortgage! I've just bought a home with my gf's.

>>8731650
It doesn't matter what you wear if you're fat. You'll be a disgusting hambeast anyway.

>>8731686
>You just hangout naked all day?

Y-Yeah. I also sleep naked.
Sometimes I wear panties and a silken robe when awake, though.

>>8731692
Congrats polyanon!
How big is it? Everyone gets their own room?

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>>8731702
Sounds comfy desu.

>>8731702
I'm the same way desu, though in the winter especially I do bundle up with warm pajamas and fuzzy socks

>>8731740
You're welcome to join in on the comfiness, Anony.

>>8731762
I like to wear a onesie during winter.

>>8731791
N-n-no thanks.

>>8731791
ay, onesie unite. I got a super soft hello kitty one with a zipper on the butt so i don't have to get fully naked if i have to pee. Also it has pockets. Absolute bliss.

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>>8731791
>You're welcome to join in on the comfiness
Along side with you, right?

>>8731855
You pee out of your butt?

>>8731898
You don't?

>>8731898
obviously, you silly idiot.
(It's large enough to show butt/crotch area but it's located at the bottom of the butt)

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>>8731835
Don't be shy.

>>8731855
I have a Batman one, also comes with pockets. No zipper though and having to get completely naked just to pee doesn't stop feeling weird.

>tfw no gf to hang around in onesies and drink hot chocolate with on chilly autumn evenings

>>8731859
Of course. We can help each other out should we get cold.

>>8731898
>had stomach flu recently
>did in fact pee out of my butt for 2 days straight

>>8731695
that's rude anon

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>>8731692
Super congrats! Does it have a fire place for snuggling?

>>8729311
>>8729302
>>8729228
How do we cause the y chromosome to kill itself? Tranners need to die because they are sickening freaks.

>>8732443
>reply to well reasoned points with salt

Someone ought to make a "bitching at trannies" general to contain you idiots because you're becoming just as obnoxious very fast.

>>8731692
Grats. Describe your home?

>>8732454
And here he is, right on time. No matter how much hair he shaves, he's still a butthurt manchild.

>>8732464
More proving my point then otherwise.

Nobody cares that you ran into a penis. Deal

Hopefully this thread will chill out once it starts saging.

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>>8732096
You're such a tease, anon. I've never worn a onesie before, but I would purchase one just to cuddle with you during the cold seasons.

>>8732468
>point
KEK
This has been my first post you idiot Y chromosome. You see, this is why you can never be a woman. No matter how much you try to imitate a woman, no matter how hard you try to mimic a feminine appearance, you're still a rotten male from neuron to handicapped neuron.

>>8732443
Nazi? How's it going?

>>8732496
Self-hating tranny spotted

>>8732501
Pretty good. Weather is nice today. I'm gonna apply to a few jobs and try to watch a movie with a friend. How's it going for you?

>>8732502
You mean: woman who won't play pretend with autistic men
lol

>>8732521
If you won't play pretend with yourself, why would anyone else expect such? :)

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>>8732096
Aw cute! I used to have a Rilakkuma one a few years ago but it didn't have a zipper either and getting naked to pee was the worst. You can feel the cold air on your bare skin and everything.
i-i wish i could be that gf. It sounds so comfy.
Also hot chocolate is the best. I tried tea/coffee but it's just not my thing ( everytime i feel like a child next to my tea/coffee drinking friends and it's embarassing)

>>8732529
Don't worry I can't do tea or coffee either. I just make my own hot chocolate from scratch with an actual quality chocolate bar and milk and cream. Its the best and I've never had a tea drinker or coffee addict not love it.

>>8732526
I was hoping you'd have a better comeback than
>n-no you!
but there it is. A male is a born failure, so why would something even less, a failed male, have any substance? But kudos for keeping on this long. The delusion you feed yourself each time you look in the mirror must be remarkable.

>>8732550
>all this detailed knowledge of trannyshitte
>pretends it's not a tranny

Christ, get help

>>8732521
Wish I could say the same about the weather here. Movie with a friend sounds much more fun than studying for an exam, which is what I'll be doing all evening and night. Glad to hear things are well for you.
Good luck with the job hunting!

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>thread autosages
>nazi gets out of discord to sperg about her bffs

>>8732557
>detailed knowledge
>pointing out the obvious insecurities of an easy-to-understand group of guys
If you're impressed by that you must believe anything. No wonder you fooled yourself into believing you could become a woman.

>>8732577
>constant need to reinforce its own self-hatred complex

Tranny.

>>8732595
>if i keep saying the same thing over and over it will eventually work
Yep. Male brain.

>>8732573
This place has really gone to shit without my watchful presence. You even let Matt hang around. I will fix it.

>>8732614
>>if i keep saying the same thing over and over it will eventually work

That's exactly what you're doing though. Literally, you can't stop. I'm sitting back and laughing.

This is funny. The majority of clg's post count is just trans rants. Almost none of this is about cis lesbians. [f]

>>8732623
That's because half of you are self haters endlessly whining like >>8732496
>>8732521
>>8732550
>>8732577

not realizing it makes it painfully obvious because it's what every other tranny does on this board: whine about how they can never be women.

>>8732573
What show is this?

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Are there any weeb games that let me play as a lesbian?

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>>8732614
Well, we tend to usually ignore the men in dresses, and manage to have some nice discussions between the baits and shitposting. Can't do anything about the shitposters arguing between themselves, though.

>>8732631
Psycho Pass.

>>8732621
>n-no you!
>I'm laughing at you!
Literally in tears.

>>8732623
I will restore /clg/ to its former glory. I'm tired of the sjw bullshit creeping in. And if a tranner hits the panic button you know I'm right.

>>8732630
>self-haters
Lmao you really are delusional, man. These guys try their hardest to say they're legitimate women. They've done it all in this very thread. If I tell them to fuck off because this is /clg/ guess what? They REEEE and say I must not be a woman since I don't accept tranners. That is some serious mental gymnastics there boy.

>>8732642
I like to poke at em. See if these guys have anything new. But no. If you try and tell them they aren't girls then they will tell you you can't be a girl either? The ridiculousness of these guys are at least good for a giggle.

>>8732491
Will you be the Flamebird to my Batwoman?

>>8732529
A Rilakkuma one sounds qt. I've been thinking of getting a onesie with short sleeves and legs, to wear during the summer months, and I had considered getting a Rilakkuma one for that myself.

>i-i wish i could be that gf. It sounds so comfy.
LONDON

>I tried tea/coffee but it's just not my thing
I get super hyper from coffee/caffeine in general, so I only drink it when appropriate. Tea is nice, although not as good as hot chocolate.

>>8732663
Is this the glorious power of tranny autism? kek

>>8732663
>These guys try their hardest to say they're legitimate women

You mean constantly make >tfw threads whining rather like you're doing right now except in reverse.

And I thought we'd be fine after this shitty thread is over with. Now we gotta deal with another thread full of tranny shit and nazi autism until nazi fucks off and gets a life.
Even kek gave up on tranny bashing autism.

>>8732675
Yes I'm saying the opposite of what they say. That's the point of being in disagreement with other people, you see. Tranners can have their places to discuss between tranners, free of normal people. I respect boundaries enough to know what to stay out of something like a mtt general. Bio women on this site are a minority. Bio lesbian women on this site even smaller. I would have actual respect for tranners if they accepted that bio lesbian women want their own place to talk amongst a tiny community. But no. They are never courteous. They act just like every straight guy you come across, hovering around this place like men do - "would you date us?" "would you date us?" They act like men so I will treat them like one.

>>8732720
>wah wah why wont girls shut up and let me be a lesbian?
Tough luck. Better go back to - hm. You have the board. That sucks for you.

>>8732729
>Yes I'm saying the opposite of what they say

You mean saying exactly what trannies tell themselves every night. You're even driving out your own lesbians with your male brained tendency. Kinda sad

>>8732729
You're just too much of a moron nazi to pay any fucking attention. The whole board is full of neckbeard /pol/ thread stirring up shit and here too, and that stirs up the trannies so this thread was doomed no matter what. Your absence had nothing to do with it.
Your complete autism and inability to ignore shit and just report it will however turn the thread even shittier.
Just fuck off to your discord already.

>>8732734
How do you know what trannies tell themselves every night? Oh right you're a tranner in cis lesbian general. I really ought to wonder why you keep posting here if this is the one general no one wants to hear you in.
>driving out your own lesbians
No, not at all. Why would a bio lesbian woman care if a man like you is insulted?

>>8732755
>How do you know what trannies tell themselves every night?

They spew it all over this board, rather like you're doing right now.

>tells someone to GTFO
>not driving away

lol

>>8732748
The thread is saged you dumb shit. I don't pay attention to the rest of the tranner board. How about you fuck off to the rest of your tranner board.