/mtfg/ - Male to Female general

First for >tfw no qt chaser bf

>>8720129

yeah I would do that if someone creepy tried hitting on me but so far it's mostly been relatively normal people. Except for that one guy. I might be a bad judge of character.

>>8720131

girls are kinda icky I don't see myself liking girls but dressing like a lesbian sounds like it could work. but then people might just think I'm a boy and that's no bueno

>>8720134

it's not all the time... it's just in 22 years as a boy I got hit on exactly once, but in 8 months full time I've been hit on by like 4 different guys. @_@

>>8720137

I also still hate my body and feel like a fake girl/man all the time, I'm sure we share many of the same problems

first for low self-esteem

>>8720186
oh, that's not too bad
but yeah idk. if that became common i'd be ew

i never really got hit on pre-hrt by anyone, but i was literally an autistic shut in so whatever.

>>8720190
2nddd

>>8720200

hey me too lol
and funnily enough the one time I got hit on as a boy was when I looked super masculine with a bunch of patchy facial hair. really weird looking back on that memory

I've realised my life is an experiment being run by a hyper-advanced super intelligence to see if humans can die from a lack of physical intimacy.

>>8720202
valq ur not allowed to have low self esteem wtf
stop that right this instant

>>8720185
Why would you want to date a chaser? Have some self-esteem
>>8720186
Oh
Well I mean then yeah idk. When people hit on me and im interested i give them the time of day, otherwise i just say "sorry, I'm not interested! <3"

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>sister has a guy friend who likes to come over for a booty call whenever he is drunk
>he gets her to drive to get food
>they get home with food and eat
>he keeps saying stuff to me but cant hear him because have headphones on listening to music
>sister tells him to "stop calling him... her that"
>this morning ask sister what he even was saying
>"oh he was just calling you bro"
I don't pass even to a drunk man

>>8720205
I got hit on a lot when I was 15 - 19, then it just ended. It was strange. I don't know why it started and I don't know why it stopped.

Nth for Elanna bullying a poor young produce clerk into transitioning

>>8720186
>girls are kinda icky I don't see myself liking girls but dressing like a lesbian sounds like it could work. but then people might just think I'm a boy and that's no bueno
maybe you could just walk around in full NCR ranger armour all the time so nobody knows whether you're a boy or a girl

if boys try to talk to you, just say "patrolling the mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter" and noclip through a boulder

come on and slam

>>8720217

this is the best suggestion yet
anon will you please come to my house and advise me on all my major life decisions

>>8720185
14th for
> tfw no bf

>>8720215

maybe you were hanging out in seedy places

>>8720205
i was pretty masculine but never got hit on, idk
after i started repressing dysphoria i had a pretty good repression game
besides being autistic i was able to be okay with being a guy most of the time

>>8720211
hug sheen
is it your voice?

>>8720216
The alternative is so much worse though :(

>>8720198
I mean I did and then my life went to shit so yeah now I'm here and drinking away my sorrows (:

>>8720183
We talk daily so I know he hasn't killed himself, but I think the only reason he's alive at this point is that he's too demotivated to do anything.

>>8720231
What's the alternative?

rly want the bae rn
rly love the bae rn
tfw no bae rn

>>8720227
This is the weirdest story
>Be 18 and on one of my aimless bike rides around London
>Run into a group of qt young girls
>Decide to ask them for directions as an excuse to talk to them
>As they are giving me directions this guy gets out of a tricked out out Golf GTI and walks towards us
>He looks like a total gangbanger
>"Oh shit I'm gonna get killed for chatting up his bitches"
>He just stops and stands with the girls
>After giving me directions one of the girls randomly sayis "you look nice"
>The gangbanger dude says "yeah he does" in a dreamy voice while staring at me
>Everyone goes silent
>Girls stare at him
>"what did you just say?" said one of the girls
>"Uhh uhh"
>I say bye and cycle off a bit creeped out
>Guy starts chasing after me shouting "Wait! Don't you want her number?"

>>8720228
its the fact I am a giant man trying to be a girl

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>>8720223
i will help you with all of everything, even if it does seem like you've mostly got things under wraps these days, but i'm going to need you to sign some waivers first

also, i get 30% of any happiness you attain as a result of my advice

>>8720244

lmao you had a gay admirer

>>8720244
Well, did you want her number?

>>8720246
idk
your face looks like you could pass
do you wear girl clothes? :/

iktf though i look really pathetically stumpy compared to literally everybody else i've seen
like i've got my dad's "stumpy manlet body" except a bit taller

>>8720248

I just got fired yesterday lol, I'm still a fucking mess regardless of gender

>>8720263
> I'm still a fucking mess regardless of gender
iktf

>was hoping anti anxiety meds and transitioning would cure your social autism and let you behave like a normal person
>then you find out you actually have autism
o-oh

>>8720252
or a very awkward man trying to act as a wingman

>>8720258
Idk I got loads of attention from girls as a teen but was always too beta to follow it up.

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>>8720263
wait, why did you get fired? - like actually fired, or just quit?

even despite that though, you seem pretty mentally stable and your girlmode is apparently now so good that boys are flocking to you like rabbits to a cabbage patch.

how do chubby people do it?
is there some secret to weight gain???
do you have to carefully science your ice cream binges to make sure you absorb the optimal amount of calories

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>>8720282

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>made $200 over the weekend
>$1500 in bills tomorrow

>>8720287
>binge on ice cream and cookies over the course of weeks
>lose weight
is this a joke

Is there anything like nair that is safe for your princess parts and your butt? I get really bad razor burn and bumps.

>>8720302
>princess parts
I love agp phrases so much.

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hi mtfg
today was a really good day! now that i realized coffee is the main cure for my BPD i'm pretty much good at all times lol
my sephora order shipped (pic related) so hopefully that'll get here in a few dayss.
also spent time wit my bae and ate lots of tasty foods. how was your day?

>>8720282

What's helped me gain weight is eating until I'm uncomfortably full at every meal and also tracking my calories so I make sure I get enough.

>>8720275

I came in late too many times because I'm too stupid to regularly check my schedule and use a calendar. I got a call last Friday from my manager saying "hey you're supposed to be here 40 minutes ago." Yesterday I thought I showed up for work on time but I was 30 minutes late. Dumb shit like that.

Mentally stable? I guess. I only hated myself and contemplated suicide for about an hour after I got fired. That's definitely an improvement. I've been sleeping well and exercising and I think it's helping.

>>8720268

I'm not sure which scenario is cuter

>>8720267

oof

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>>8720282
>how do chubby people do it?
chocklut

also no self-control and endless voracity - it's easy to get fat when everything tastes so good

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What the fuck do you do about super huge and manly pores in your face, I've tried everything

I cuddled a hot boy for a few seconds last night and he smelled so fucking good oh my god I just want to hug him all the time ;_;

>>8720311
i just binge on sweets and eat one or two meals a day
idk i barely have appetite a lot of the time

>>8720310
>coffee helps with mental illness
wat

it was fairly okay, save for a tripsitting nightmare last night

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>>8720240
A lifetime of missed opportunities and wondering what could have been. Then transition anyways when repressing inevitably fails.

>>8720310

I was at a gaming convention all day
it was cool, a guy asked for my Facebook and now we're chatting and he called me pretty but I lost my wallet tho

that's a lot of makeup geez what kind of tasty food did you have?

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>>8720318

use a charcoal mask lol

>>8720321

i guess for whatever reason the stimulant aspect of it gives me euphoria. so i never have low points when i drink coffee.
the only downside is that i literally can't go a day without caffeine so rip

>>8720325

is he cute? and how'd you lose yo wallet?
i spend.......too much money on makeup, but there's a 4x points thing at sephora so now i have almost 3000 of them lolol
i had fried chicken and waffles!

>>8720310
That bashful beige looks cute have u used it before??
I want some new lip colours but idk what i want rly
>>8720232
Oh ))):
Do you need to talk? Im sorry you're having a rough time
We can suffer in solidarity;-;

>>8720310
I really want to try NARS foundation.
Is that a single sponge for 20 bucks?

>>8720311
>I came in late too many times because I'm too stupid to regularly check my schedule and use a calendar. I got a call last Friday from my manager saying "hey you're supposed to be here 40 minutes ago." Yesterday I thought I showed up for work on time but I was 30 minutes late. Dumb shit like that.
that's kinda clumsy of you and could have probably been avoided - ditziness is cute and all, but it's supposed to be an act and not actually interfere with your personal life

do you have any plans about what you're going to do now? are you going to tell your boss his new tie is cute and hopefully get your job back?

>>8720321
the secret is pasta and meat + cheese
also sodas, you can keep eating your sweets

>>8720330
i should probably drink more coffee idk, might help me concentrate
i used to rely on coffee for work but i never actually got addicted to it, it's weird

>>8720331
I mean I'm not sure talking about it will really help but I do appreciate the offer.
In a nutshell my living situation has deteriorated and I'm being forced out of my home

>>8720272
You spared yourself a lot of drama, teenage relationships are almost as bad as mtfg relationships

>>8720340
>cheese
i add cheese to literally every meal!!!
except i'm 50/50 adding cheese to my instant noodles because it gets messy
but idk i guess i should probably eat more pasta maybe

>>8720324
There's no actual guarantee I will but that's a thought I keep having

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>>8720331

the bashful beige is what i'm using in this pic of me! that's actually why i'm rebuying it, i use that lip color constaaantly lol
it's my fav pinky nude that's lighter than my lip color. my exact lip color is the stoned rose lipstick from charlotte tilbury tho

>>8720336

which nars foundation? and it's a beauty blender ya. you can use one for like 2-3 months pretty easily, if not longer. i just like to get new ones every few months.

>>8720342

it cannnn help. i think it depends on your mental stuff. like a lot of ppl with bpd get crazy anxiety from coffee but for some reason i just gett
the euphoria aspect? lots of energy, really great mood, easier to think and manage my emotions. without it i want to murder ppl.

>>8720330

eh he's average looking I guess. I checked out his facebook and he has a girlfriend but he's being really flirtatious with me idk what's going on. idk how I lost it, I think either I put it down somewhere and forgot or it fell out of my purse somehow because the zipper was undone. my friend thinks somebody swiped it when I wasn't paying attention.

fried chicken and waffles has always sounded kinda weird but really good to me but I've never had it

>>8720337

I was supposed to be looking for a new job in the city anyway so I guess I'll ACTUALLY put effort into that now instead of just saying I'm doing it

and yes, easily avoidable problems are what my life is all about

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>>8720357

oops meant to post this pic to show you the bashful beige lipstick but instead i posted a qt gif cause i liked it and ya sry here ya go

>>8720358

maybe it's an open relationship? are you bein flirty backkkk?

raise ur hand if u got add

>>8720349
half a pound pack of pasta in one sitting with meat and cheese, kgo

>>8720346
Okay I totally understand. If you need to lmk though
I deleted everyone 4chan from alot of my internet stuff (you know why obviously lol) but you can still get at my skype
Is it your ex??
Finding a new place to live is very shit and also not easy
>>8720357
>in this pic of me
Hmmmm i see, are u the one holding the umbrella or the one underneath it??
Lol text it to me or something isk
I do like a good nude lip, and also nude pick esp

>>8720361

...no
he lives 6-7 hours away in another state and he looks too young for me anyway. plus I don't know how to flirt.

>>8720320
do it faggot

>>8720357
i can relate i think, idk, monster energy would make me feel pseudomanic, but drinking straight coffee would usually just make me extra jittery
cute pic btw

>>8720364
ugh that sounds like a lot of food
i ate like one sandwich after waking up and now i have no interest whatsoever in food

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>>8720358
>I was supposed to be looking for a new job in the city anyway so I guess I'll ACTUALLY put effort into that now instead of just saying I'm doing it
make sure you get one of your cool coworkers to pretend to be your line manager in case they ask for a reference in the big city (they usually ask for references in the big city, it's very bureaucratic there)

>and yes, easily avoidable problems are what my life is all about
it's okay, we live and learn

well, sometimes learn and usually live anyway

>>8720361
ohhhhhhhhhhh I like this alot i really do
Ur eyebrows also look bomb
And ur face in general also desu
I might have to pick it up then....

>>8720373

I don't want to be annoying and clingy though and we're just friends :c I see him like once a month max

>>8720357
I use the real techniques sponge, it's $6
https://realtechniques.com/miracle-complexion-spongetrade/p/1566
The first nars I heard about was their velvet matte skin tint but I think that's light coverage so idk if that's a good idea for me. Recently I've been coveting the nars all day luminous foundation. Might try it when my mac runs out.

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>>8720368

LMAOO I POSTED IT IN A SEPARATE POST!!!!
i mean if you want good nude lip colors i'd def go for bobbi brown, her stuff is perf

>>8720371

oh ok lol
well that is a lil weird then. maybe he just thinks ur rly qt and ur beauty is irresistible?

>>8720375

do you get happy at all or just super jittery?

>>8720386

OMG MY EYEBROWS IN THAT PIC WERE SUCH A MESS LMAO DON'T LOOK AT DEM!

>>8720393

EH the real techniques one is okkkayyyy. i like the beauty blender more. have you considered trying the nars sheer glow?

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Chara's late tonight.

>tfw bf accidentally touched my penis while cuddling

I have never held tears back so badly before.

>>8720395
on just coffee i usually get jittery, idk
monster was way better for making me feel actually happy

that being siad maybe the problem is i usually down it super quickly lol
i should probably not do that

>>8720397
hugg anon :(

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>>8720395

>maybe he just thinks ur rly qt and ur beauty is irresistible

this REALLY does not jive with my self-image but I think that my brain hasn't quite caught up with my face and body yet

>>8720368
Yeah it's my ex. We couldn't make it work as friends/roommates and it's become toxic to both of us to be around each other.

Idk, still haven't started looking I've been sort of cocooning for the past 3 days but I know it's going to be a bear of a time to find a place in this market. Plus can't move to a cheaper city I'm committed to at least 2 years to finish my master's

It means a lot you'd still keep me on your skype in spite of the shitshow you've been dealing with though.

>>8720378

>references
ugh it sure is swell that I've been fired from every job I've ever had

I think I'm learning... :\

Hello girls!

I'm really excited because sometime in the next week or so, a girlfriend is going to teach me makeup!

Don't you just love spending time doing girly things with other girls?

>>8720396
W-we miss and love her...

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>>8720402
self-image is a meme desu
i'm tired of attractive people trying to convince me they're ugly

>>8720409
just female friend?
i like talking to cis girls online but idk. i don't know anyone irl because i'm a shut in.

>tfw one of your cis friends was going to buy you makeup but she forgot because you were in a psych ward / crisis shelter for a month and you never wanted to remind her

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>>8720361
What do you think of my new lipstick? It's mac fresh brew
>>8720395
No I haven't heard of that one, I'll give it a try thanks.

>>8720410
>we
no, makayla, that's just you.
just because you're naive enough to be orbiting a sociopathic neet doesn't mean anybody else here is

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>>8720407
give them my number, i'll be a reference for you

i'll tell them that you were such a model employee that even people working there for 5 years longer than you called you "senpai", and that you once prevented a robbery by wrapping your thighs around the thief's neck and snapping it

>>8720409

I'm kinda too scared of girls to have befriended any to do girly things with but somebody's mom was cheering for me as I was pummeling boys into submission in Super Smash Bros. today so that was kinda cool

>>8720412

I think I might fall into that category

>>8720421

but anon i dont have ur number
/slides u a blank piece of paper and a pen
is this how flirting works?

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>>8720401

well there is wayyyyyyy less caffeine in a monster than there is in most coffee so that makes sense tbqh c:
all i know is that it helps me!

>>8720402

i get dat i get dat

>>8720414

it looks ok! idk i'd have to see the whole look

>>8720412
Yeah, like just a friend. And, I'm sad to hear that. But Don't feel like you're a burden on others. There are other girls out there who would love to help you be yourself. I was always scared to interact with girls as a boy, but after I came out I found so much love from other girls, it's crazy.

Seriously, if you look hard enough and put in the effort, you will find a girlfriend to go shopping and spend time with.

>>8720418
P-p-pandora is a booli...

>>8720403
If anyone can land on their feet it's probably you

>eat covfee
>fall asleep
>wakeup, eat all the coffee, still fall asleep

>>8720434
yeah it's a shame, but idk, maybe for the better
we still talk all the time she just completely forgot

i have aspergers so idk
i'm not sure if i want to be friends with someone IRL while presenting as an autistic boymode tranny :S

>>8720432
yeah probably i guess i should moderate it

when i was pre-hrt and did yardwork if i didn't drink coffee i'd get awful headaches, idek why

>>8720434
>but after I came out I found so much love from other girls
I didn't come out so I never will.

Pandora why do you have adhd

>>8720432
Just eyeliner and mascara. It's a "nude" so nothing fancy, going for an everyday look.

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>>8720430
>is this how flirting works?
i'm not sure, my only experience of flirting is reading wikipedia articles about human mating behaviour and that time i had to read middlemarch in school

i already have your number anyway - it's 10
(out of 10)

>>8720447
uh idk
i'd assume whatever fucked up my brain and gave me dysphoria & autism is responsible for the other stuff too???????

>>8720423
That's no excuse. I was terrified of girls as a guy. And that's how it is for guys because of the fear that because you're a guy girls will only think you want to be with them.

But as a girl I don't have that fear and I've learned that girls are really easy to talk to and in some cases try to become your friend before you try to become theirs.

Seriously girl, go on social media, connect with girls you went to school, do something. No girl should be denied knowing how awesome it Is to have fun with a girlfriend.

>five boob rubs today

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I need a new phone

I don't like iPhones

I don't like the Samsung Galaxy S8 either

I'm eyeing the Galaxy S8 Active and it looks alright

What phone should I get

>>8720282
eat lots and lots until the sadness goes away
t. fatty

>>8720454
girls are rly nice and fun to talk to
i like girls

>>8720456
every time i do lsd i massage my boobs so much that they're sore for like, at least 3-4 days
ree

>>8720457
get a Samsung Galaxy S8 Active and a pink case for it

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>>8720461

>>8720461
it doesn't work :(
i think my appetite for normal food is so low that i have a massive calorie deficit
so no matter how many sweets i binge it barely makes up for it. or doesn't at all

tfw no wife gf

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>>8720461
>until the sadness goes away
a-any week now

>>8720403
Your ex doesn't like your new gf?

rubb

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>>8720465
The phone is so new that I actually can't even find a pink case for it yet lol

The few cases there are don't have any reviews for them

>>8720474
I think it goes a bit beyond that but no they don't

>>8720440
I'll do what I can this isn't something I've encountered before

>>8720421
Frog poster u were supposed to protect me....
>>8720403
Aaaaaaahhhh yeah living with one's ex almost never goes well, ever. Well cocooning is good, sometimes ya just need to regroup before you can jump back in @fullforce.
Lol, well i like you, so I didn't want to be completely inaccessible, full on block/delete isn't necessary for everyone +you don't like autists either so I know you're not the person spreading my info around lol
>>8720395
Bitch pls your eyebrows look cute there, you're always cute
Yah bobbi brown and some POC owned brands are mostly where I shop
Rly excited for Fenty Beauty though, i know She'll have some killer stuff

How to get a nice girlfriend as a boy?

>>8720477
get the best looking one and dye it pink

>>8720471
Hmu if you can afford me....

i'd like to give a big (but gentle & effeminate) fuck you to whoever decided to use low fat milk in breyers' ice cream

>>8720481
Cis girls are very doable

>>8720481
be a nice person

>>8720491
I wish.

>>8720492
I wish that worked haha

>>8720481
Name. Address. And your wish will be granted, honeypie!

Just kidding. Build a strong relationship with her as friends then ask her out. If she says no try another girl. Trial and error.

>>8720479
Time for someone to move out asap

>>8720482
But people will know I'm a tranny looking at me

boys don't get girls

>>8720495
it does.
not being a neet makes you like 500% more attractive as a guy too

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>>8720480
>Frog poster u were supposed to protect me....
I'm sorry Mercury, I thought it was all just memeposting and ironic stalking. The next time I'm in Haringey, I'll pop every bike tyre I see, one of them's gotta be hers.

bedd

>>8720451

omg anon stop

>>8720454

but if I can't think of myself as a real girl instead of a weird gross man pretending how am I gonna make other girls think of me that way

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Coming here was one of the worst mistakes I've ever made and I wish I could undo it

>>8720503
nini qt
(i'm aware i don't know what you look like but you act like a qt so you're a qt)

>>8720508
that cave looks pretty taliban. u better get out of there

>>8720508
just take your skittles

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>>8720503
sleep tight, mite

>>8720513
Inshallah

>>8720514
No

>>8720512
BOOLI!

>>8720454
>No girl should be denied knowing how awesome it Is to have fun with a girlfriend.
kill me kill me kill me

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>tfw woke up before 6am to watch sportsball so I'm already tired by 9pm
reee
>>8720473
>>8720466
I went from about 230 freshman year of college to 315 junior year of college from eating the dysphoria and depression away. 0/10 would not recommend

>>8720519
>19 checked

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>>8720480
I mean I'm sure it could have, I was having not too many issues but it's been hard on them. Plus it reaaaally got messy as soon as another girl was in the picture sooo yeah.
Idk, it was inevitable really. I'll just be single and get my own place and be a misanthropic alcoholic chemist.

>>8720503
But you are a real girl! The fact that you haven't gotten that through your head is part of the problem.

No legal documentation can define who you are and how you should view yourself. Just because you weren't born in a girls body doesn't mean you're not a girl on the inside, and that's what matters most on a personal level.

There's no right way or wrong way to be a girl. You just are, and you've always been and just because you're changing your outside to match your inside doesn't mean your inside doesn't exist in the first place.

>>8720525
The rarest of post numbers

>>8720523
tfw slept 4 hours after staying up all night so i was already tired when i woke up

>>8720521
objectively wrong!

So my husband just got a new job, and we now have insurance that deems SRS medically necessary. What do?

>>8720495
Cis girls are everywhere

>>8720526
Your Ex never stopped loving you, slut

>when youve been within ten minutes of your med time since you started but now you're becoming an hour late

get nuked

>>8720522
No sweetie don't say that! There are girls out there that want to be your friend! If you aren't already out, come out and look for them!

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Hey, um, what do I do if a girl that I liked talking to and think is cute sends me a kiss emoji?? Sand halp

>>8720547
Don't, if you're mentally unstable now it will just make it worse.

>>8720547
uhhhh
do you want SRS?

grats on the husband though :o

>>8720555
send one back

>>8720551
it really shouldn't matter desu

>>8720555
send dick pic

>>8720555
send her an anime

>>8720523
>I went from about 230 freshman year of college to 315 junior year of college from eating the dysphoria and depression away. 0/10 would not recommend
yikes, that's pretty hefty, how long did it take you to burn that off?

at my worst, i went up to 220lbs, but i'm only 5'7" so it looked really bad on me (even now at 170lbs, i'm still an obvious fatass)

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>>8720548
Thank you for spelling it out I was wondering why she said that she still loved me less than 5 hours ago

>>8720560
I ended up sending her a blushing emoji, is that close enough?

>>8720559
No

>>8720558
That's embarrassing though.

>>8720556
>curing genital dysphoria will make you more unstable
ok buddy

>>8720562
>still loving your ex
ahahahaha wow what an entirely alien feel that i cannot relate to in any way

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>>8720563
good enough

i fell out of love with my ex today
kinda a decade overdue

no F

>>8720564
>mutilating your genitals will make you more unstable
FTFY

>>8720523
Freshman 85, huh?


I lost 6 lbs my freshman year :|

>>8720563
idk some girls just pseudoflirt like that naturally i think maybe?
i've had some girls i 100% know aren't interested in me send me kisses

>>8720571
t. chaser who's angry at potential targets not having girldicks

How to remove body hair?

>>8720575
You're damn right I'm angry. You think a guy wants to fuck an open wound? Get real.

>>8720502
Mean.
>>8720523
Wew. I went from 150 to 250.

>>8720576
the best way i find is to epilate
it's painful as fuck (especially if you do it while your hair is fully grown out) but you get used to it and it lasts for weeks
also (this is important) no cutting yourself

>>8720556
But I'm not mentally unstable at all anon

>>8720558
I want a vagina really fucking badly. (dem phantom vagina feelz)

I am pretty sure if I go the insurance route I'm limited to the US as far as surgeons go, and maybe to particular ones at that. Not sure how this would affect me.

Are there good surgeons in the US? I really have no idea, I was expecting this years from now but this could happen, this year, if I wanted it to, kind of crazy.

>grats on the husband though :o
:3

>>8720576
one by one with a tweezer

>>8720530
how i look is why i'm not a girl

>>8720552
i won't come out because i won't get to live as a girl even if i do

>>8720583
>t. jellly af of suporns gr8 work

>>8720590
>suporns gr8 work
What is this?

>>8720586
I heard US surgeons are decent, not the best though.

>>8720584
>Mean.
Stalking people is meaner.

>>8720583
idk why people get angry at me for hating men when posts like these exist

>>8720586
:S
my therapist said one of the best surgeons is in the US and charges like 60 grand
you'd have to look it up though
it's pretty nice that you can finally afford srs though :)

>>8720547
Get srs
>>8720502
Ty bb
Slash throats too if u can
>>8720526
Oh yeah that makes sense. Did you break up with the girl from here??
Being single isnt so bad
Lots of time to do whatever u want and stuff

>>8720588
how long have you been on hrt?

>>8720555
Flirt back, set a time and place to hang out, and then flirt inperson until you kiss
>>8720576
Wax/epilate
Shave if you don't want to do that

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what are you going to do when trump blocks all trans treatment in the us?

>>8720604
continue importing illicit gender-altering drugs from india

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>>8720604
Give him my full unwavering support.

>>8720604
when are all the maga trannies going to punch burn their stupid red hats?

>>8720586
There are plenty of great US docs. Bowers is okay, Sinclair is okay, Meltzer and McGinn are great, and you can access Brassard in the US as well

>>8720604
Except he can't and hasn't taken it away. And if Congress does then I'll pack for Canada as soon as im Done college.

>>8720607
What drugs are these?

my maga hat is green coz i'm a cuck wtf

those are all penile inversion not ball sack

>>8720583
LOL my man does
He's never been that okay with my dick and neither have I, always told him I planned on SRS and he was willing to wait.
Honestly, if I had any other option I wouldn't do anal.

>>8720594
Is there a list or anything somewhere?

>>8720612
Thank you! That is good to hear, exactly what I was looking for, will give these all a google!

>>8720604
Use my dual canadian citizenship and move to Toronto

>>8720602
you've been mean to me before so i don't want to talk to you. sorry.

>>8720604
Open up a gender identity clinic on the Canada-US border for gender refugees

>>8720623
I have no idea I'm not American.

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>>8720597
Yeah, I broke it off in the hopes it would stabilize things a little. Not exactly happy about it but it's hard enough coexisting without worrying about just hurting her more.
I don't really want to be single but it's probably better that way honestly.

>>8720623
Can you do me favor and post a pic on a NSFW board for me?

I'm genuinely curios to see what it looks like.

>>8720620
Only Thailand does the deep pussy surgery.

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>>8720607
damn. same. lmao
>>8720609
but thats bad anon
>>8720610
im not sure but i saw this on /transgender
dont know how legit but sounds like it could happen
http://thehill.com/policy/healthcare/346246-trump-expected-to-roll-back-lgbt-protections-in-obamacare
>>8720613
well, hes sent letters from the whitehouse informing people trans is a mental illness, and plans to remove us from military, the biggest employer of all trans ppl in the us, and dropped a huge bathroom rights case. canada sounds comfy tho i like the cold.

>>8720620
That's incorrect, do more research, most surgeons use a combination, you can call their offices and ask

>>8720623
Can you actually receive pleasure from it tho?

>>tfw frenchie is gone

Fml kms asap kfc.

>>8720631
oh shit just realized your not post op, srry

>>8720612
I thought Bowers, McGinn, and Meltzer were hackjobs and would either leave you with a literal necrotic inverted wound or just straight up kill you on the table.

>when you're so official that a hill rollback wont effect your hrt

>>8720641
>>tfw frenchie is gone
yeah, you missed that boat by about a year, anon

i'm sure she's in a better place now

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i have a pretty big dong. do you think it would be safe for someone like me to get an orchie and not have to worry about potential future complications?

>>8720651
What happen to her?

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>>8720645
im working on it right now. but its going very slowly bc gatekeeping and just finding the way through the maze on my own. think ill just have to go to mazzoni or john hopkins. two places ive kinda wanted to avoid.
>>8720628
noice
>>8720624
NOICE

>>8720655
i have no idea, she just stopped posting one day and i never heard anything about her ever again

NEXT UP ON UNEXPLAINED /MTFG/ MYSTERIES: CNT: FACT OR FICTION?

>>8720655
She's fine she just left this shithole
>>8720652
Yeah as long as u get srs within two years of the orchi you'll be fine
Also hi <3
>>8720644
Well if you thought that then you've never done any research of your own for yourself and are extremely ignorant on the topic

>>8720651

I lost contact with her. Been trying to find her on here and elsewhere but no luck.

i make no excuses for my lack of google-fu

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>>8720638
Why would you research when you have angry people on 4chan to tell you how the world works?

>>8720640
You'll have to take my word for it, but the "phantom vagina feeling" trannys speak of is real, at least for me.

I feel like I have a hole kind of behind my scrotum, and my junk is just in the way of it. When I get aroused I get a longing feeling down there and it is quite frustrating that I don't have a fuck hole. Stimulating my bits also causes the associated pleasant feelings to feel like they are coming from the aforementioned imaginary hole.

The results of SRS would have to be really fucking bad for me to be dissapointed honestly, cutting off my balls and inverting my dick sounds perfect imo.
Just give me a fuck hole.

I wonder if FTM's get phantom dick and feel the need to fuck but have nothing to fuck with, that must be hell.

>>8720587
Is this legit or are you trolling me?

>>8720614
cypro and progynova :)

>>8720626
uh, i mean, i try to be nice to most people? i dunno
i'm sorry???

>>8720637
in hawaii we've got our own really good health coverage so presumably surgeries and whatnot would still be covered

>>8720675
agp, pls

>>8720675
oh that's what i'm feeling?

I should make a zip gun and blow my brains out

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>>8720677
need a little time on the whetstone, eh?

you epilate, which is probably about as painful anyway

>>8720682

Ask again later.

>>8720675
>Just give me a fuck hole.
And the true purpose of the tranny comes out.

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>>8720675
The fuck is a phantom vagina and how come I've never had one?

>>8720682
Just be a natural man again. Hormones are probably fucking with your head.

>>8720677
omg. get an epilator. you MAY use a tweezer to pluck your pubes, but even that can take half a day. you don't tweeze your entire body

>>8720675
hugg
i'm pretty sure most surgeons are pretty good
one of suporn's example vaginas looks really pretty

>>8720689
You must be agp

>>8720688
ur right i'm done helping society (((because of people like you) i'm just going to becum a fugfuk

>>8720689
Because you have an actual vagina.

>>8720689
>phantom vagina
mentally ill trannies being mentally ill

>>8720698
Well yeah but obviously I'm talking about before that???

>>8720696
That's the spirit. Post dick.

>>8720689
it's what spooky ghostgirls have

>>8720699
at least our disease comes with a neovag. what's yours come with? limp dick?

>>8720701
I just got here I dont know whats being talked about dont scream at me.

>>8720689
You're not trutrans, Lannü sorry to break it to you

wait um.
why does transgenderism being classified as a mental illness mean it no longer gets treated
like, don't you usually treat mental illnesses?????

>>8720701
i'm pretty sure most people don't get it desu
i mean, i've only heard a few people mention it and i'm p sure most of the people i talk to are trutrans so

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>>8720706
Is that why I get a phantom penis and want to pound puss like a champ?

>>8720689
Trutrans BS

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>>8720689
>Not having phantom vaj below your gt
>Not being able to sword fight ever again
I can see why you are prone to depression

>>8720707
>don't you usually treat mental illnesses
Yeah, with therapy and maybe some mood stabilizing medication.

Body mutilation and hormones are not the answer.

>>8720675
mentalillness.txt
please seek help

>>8720710
Ya, sorry you had to find out like this. You can come clubbing with Matthew and I and pull

>>8720717
>Body mutilation and hormones are not the answer.
one might argue that they are indeed an answer

a very sexy answer

>>8720717
>Yeah, with therapy and maybe some mood stabilizing medication.
These don't work on trannies. Anti-psychotics work but that's because it shuts down your dopaminergenic system down making you a literal fucking zombie.

>>8720717
i mean, it's a neurological disorder resulting from an improperly developed brain, so.
you can't exactly redevelop your brain to make it 100% male

>>8720717
then why does transition relieve dysphoria? in mental illnesses like anorexia and bdd, following the destructive thoughts does not end

plus there are people on mood stabilizers/antipsychotics for other reasons who are still trans

>tfw no Confederates, KKK or Nazis in England
Feels bloody brilliant.

>>8720731
Nope, you've just got mudslimes turning the country into Englandistan

>>8720731
>EDL, BNP and pikey tribes instead

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>>8720719
Oh my god I've made a terrible mistake!!!!!!

>>8720690
get fucked moron

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>>8720664
oh jeez. two years isnt enough time to decide. i just wanna stop taking AAs. also hi, ily
>>8720707
because theyre arguing that transition isnt the best way to treat it. they do things like cite the paper that says we kill ourselves a lot, but also dont read the entire thing to see how it describes our lives are mostly bad because of social consequence.
>>8720717
its corrective reconstruction. your purist ideas dont hold up. if someones born with a third arm is a mutilation to remove it? should they just bee themselves :^)

>>8720737
*hugg shann*
don't lissen to bulies

>>8720735
Relax alright. I know the sheer amount of bitches gravitating towards Matthew and his swarmy skin is daunting at first but you get used to it. He refuses to pay for drinks though

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I wish I was a girl.

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>>8720720
I can understand taking hormones to enhance a certain fetish. ;) But mutilation is a step too far.

>>8720725
The problem is that even with SRS you will never be 100% female. Better to be a doped up zombie than a disfigured monster.

>>8720745
holy shit same

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>>8720737
Sorry, I tried.

>>8720747
>Better to be a doped up zombie
Literally fucking NEVER is that a preferable option to ANYTHING
Don't be fucking stupid.

>>8720747
can i get neetbux if i take antipsychotics and dont work?

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>>8720740
We miss her?

>>8720747
>better to be a non-person than an all but biological woman
the sjw were right

>>8720740
did they skip the part right after where suicide rates decrease on hrt?

but yeah i mean, most trans people i know have the most godawful situations possible
i don't think i'd ever known any rape victims before i started talking to transgirls :c

>>8720757
Lighting makes all the difference in the world

>>8720756
Probably. I've heard of people getting welfare because they have anxiety and can't sit still for 8 hrs.

>>8720671
Kek
Good point
I forgot that i can just take everything said and posted here as fact! Gosh....

>>8720710
Beating the pussy up is such a wonderful feeling it's great
>>8720740
I mean idk just make a shortlist and then see the surgeon who's closest or cheapest
Or just get srs right away.....
Or keep ur penis so you can use it on me....

>>8720758
And homeless and drug addicts.

>>8720757
aw cute. my pre hrt and one year pic.
>>8720763
owo

>>8720765
i've been homeless but not the latter, luckily.

>>8720761
>tfw have three qualifying mental illnesses for welfare (ADHD / bipolar / autism)
>tfw too anxious to actually apply for disability

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>>8720743
No I mean if I don't have a phantom vagina I'm clearly just a boy that got a bit confused and cut my winky off ):

>>8720763
>still don't know that feel
owell lol

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>>8720768

>>8720771
lol

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Cypro is going to kill me.

>>8720747
>The problem is that even with SRS you will never be 100% female. Better to be a doped up zombie than a disfigured monster.
I don't need to be a 100% female, I just need to be free of my dysphoria
There is nothing worth being a doped up zombie you idiot

Your talking about anhedonia multiplied by 10
anti-psychotic drugs are meant for folks that have actual psychotic disorders, which correlate with excessively high dopamine leading to delusional thought patterns and hallucinations

Giving that shit to a person without those issues is fucking cruel and unusual.
Why not just execute the trannys outright that would be humane in comparison to your anti-psychotic idea.

You don't actually give a shit about these people "mutilating" themselves, you don't care at all, your autism just makes you more uncomfortable with things not fitting nicely into boxes than actual people suffering

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>>8720772
we miss her

>>8720776
i guess chaser-kun doesn't care if you're literally braindead as long as he can suck on your girlpenis now and then :)

>>8720776
>free of my dysphoria
cutting your dick off isn't gonna do it


>delusional thought patterns and hallucinations
>not someone who is transgender
lol

>>8720778
I wish I had beautiful hair like beep.

>have agp phantom vag and want to get neo vag
>also want to dom all the cute trans girls
cruel mental illness

>>8720770
That's a lot of confusion right there

>>8720789
Dom me.

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>>8720793

>>8720791
It was just a prank gone wrong

>>8720789
F E E L D O

>>8720789
iktf
i mean, no phantom vag, but i feel like having a vag would be natural
but i have no interest in using a vagina sexually and being able to feel special is fun

>>8720797
Son of a bitch.

>>8720798
What up prank invaders

>>8720799
i hate using my dick i like dom girls that take it. i'm just guna invert it before it falls off from excessive agp

>>8720808
i mean i'm a virgin but, idk
i'm into using my stuff sexually and there's a massive deficit of dom transgirls so i feel like it'd make me more sexually valuable?? i guess???

but idk. like a vagina for me is an entirely nonsexual thing

anyone here do the pseudo labia tuck?

what does SRS feel like? like. casually
like, i'm aware of having my genitals all the time and it just feels really weird
like they're there
is it just a lack of a presence? or is it like an inward presence, like i guess an actual vagina would be???

>>8720812
underage out

>>8720818
Think of it like having a tooth out.
Feels unusual for maybe a week but then you get used to it and you don't really notice anything

>>8720822
>underage
i wish.
i'm almost 20

>>8720825
Can you post a pic pls? I'm genuinely curious.

>>8720825
i just want the discomfort to go away. its like a wet t shirt you cant take off. also the anxiety of worrying if ppl can see my tuck is so much every single day

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>>8720829
What kind of harlot do you take me for? NO!

>>8720825
it just seems like it'd be nice to feel..... natural??
even though i'm really agp the constant presence irks me sometimes.

>>8720829
hi can i see your vagina

>>8720833
come on, this is just 4chan

>>8720770
RIP
U played urself
>>8720768
~3~
>>8720771
Lol cute
>>8720788
Same, i like her color
>>8720797
Was he really evil in the last one? Does giselle come back after the one where she died (i forget which one that was, i haven't seen them all)

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>>8720837
I'm not showing my crotch to internet strangers for free when I could at least be getting a nice meal and shag for it.

>>8720815
Yeah, why?
>>8720829
You can look up post-op photos on the surgeons websites or blogposts or reddit, or really anywhere if you do some fucking research

>>8720842
Go to bed Elanna smdh

Please post image of your vigina inverted shecock Please !

Random thought: do the diaper fetishists ever become incontinent? I can't imagine pissing at your leisure 24/7 doesn't take a toll on the way your brain talks to your bladder.

so hey peeps, anything fun going on tonight?

>>8720848
No fuk bed I want drinkies and shitposties

Anyone else take solace in the misery of trannies? Even when they pass they hate themselves and have falling outs all the time with their friends and family and even themselves.

bed cuddles
ball giggles

did anybody else's bipolar get really weird on hrt?

pre-hrt i would get these invincible self confidence highs
but the last hypomania i had, i had zero self confidence and based all of my zeal on my ex
like if she didn't talk to me for a bit i'd break down and cry but then she'd say something and i'd feel amazing and motivated again

>>8720853
You can take drugs that permanently destroy your bladder control.

>>8720864
I want drinkies and shitposties too but it's time to go the fuck to sleep

>>8720870
Why would anyone do that

>>8720876
Are you telling me to be alone with my thoughts?
Terrible terrible thing

>>8720866
I'm starting to.

>>8720878
I'm sure the cis ones feel the same about transition.

>>8720878
same reason femboys take hrt

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>>8720880
Well fuck
Keep drinking then

>>8720844
how practical are those hardcore tucks?
are they painful at all? what happens if you get hard?

at the very least it seems like having sex that way would be

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>>8720892
Maybe if I get a coke habit I'll never have to sleep

>>8720901
Well let's not too carried away there Lannü

>>8720896
>having sex while tucking
wait, what the fuck.

>>8720870
Does anyone know what these pills are called?

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>>8720916
THERE WAS A POINT WHERE WE WERE SUPPOSED TO STOP AND WE ARE FAR PAST IT

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>>8720910
>more energy to do work
>snorting shit is fun
>sleep is for the weak
What are the downsides??

is it possible for two people to be so clingy that they just melt into one personality
i feel like that's a thing that's happening

>>8720924
Literally none. You could hit up Paparazzi for hours

>>8720927
Why would I go to the place where the gays hang out?