Greentext Profiles Thread

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the template.
sorry for the really limited amount of poses. I'm lazy and couldn't draw more than 3

>>8716748
>skin tone

dropped

>>8716752
this

>>8718111
for fuck sake chris

>>8716748
are you the guy from that sunny side skies comic?

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>>8716748
couldent be assed drawing on the template

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>>8716748

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No image but here's my greentext

>21 bi male
>lazy as fuck, so lazy I don't want to draw the template
>drinks alone every friday and saturday
>still lives with parents
>changed major twice in uni
>not sure what the fuck to do with his life
>no partner for 3 years
>only listens to noise rock and psychedelic
>most of the time walks around in old t-shirt and boxers
>diet consists of TV dinners and doritos
>tfw will always be a disgusting loser

>>8718111
>even though it's risky

Good news: it isn't, unless you're literally fucking retarded about doses then the biggest risk is wasting money on fake pills.

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>>8718133
yes

>>8718189
took me 40 minutes to make, use the template you big butthole (no homo)

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>>8716748
This was fun, thanks for the template op.

>>8718204
>20/m/gay
>m
>takes hormones and triggered if called masculine
Y'er a tranny.

>>8718588
>secretly wish I were a cis guy
>long for the sweet release of death
Yet another tranny.

>>8718603
I'm not a tranny, I just take female hormones

>>8718611
Plz stop bullying me, I'm trying to repress the best I can.

>>/soc/

>>8718603
he probably takes them to look more feminine (cute, hairless, with a soft voice) yet he does not want to cut his dick, nothing bad with that
>>8718640
we aware that your tits might start to grow

>>8718721
Worst part is that I'm repressing too.
>>8718840
Yeah, I know he's just a femboy, I was just memeing.

>>8718840
>we aware that your tits might start to grow
my tits came in really fast, boys like them and it feels really good when they play with them so I don't mind

>>8719046
good for you

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gosh this was depressing

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I like the old graphic more

>>8719271
Why aren't you a tranny?

I got a joke for you OP. Your whole fucking life.

>>8718111
I think your best bet is to leech off your parents' wallets until you have a job and can sustain yourself, and then move far away and completely cut off your family

>>8718204
hi femgen. (you sound cute in a skittish kind of way)

>>8718231
probably my favorite. desu it really sounds like a bf/gf would be the best way to flip your life right side up. Also try to stop drinking alone.

>>8718588
>long for the sweet release of death
this but I want mine to hit me hard like a truck.

>>8719271
I love urbex, wish I was able to do it more often

>>8719305
I'm too normie to relate

>>8719398
uh oh now im wet daddy :(

>>8719412
I bet you play an instrument and I bet it's the piano

>>8719419
sad thing is my life isn't even a funny joke.

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>>8718231
u lazy fuk
also damn those fukkin tv dinners are shit learn to cook ok <3
I like ur taste in music, u like shoegaze?

>>8720060
>I bet you play an instrument and I bet it's the piano
i play guitar

>>8720138
Thanks for making me laugh today. Would totally play Games with you and cuddle and ship stuff o/

>>8719412
trash

>>8718588
>75% of wardrobe consists of different color H&M tees
this desu

Yo, anyone mind if I take these images, label them as "The Chad (something)" and use them elsewhere on 4chan? If you're okay with it then tell me which image is yours, otherwise I will respect your privacy.