/imt/ Ideal Partner Thread.

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Here's a template if you'd rather do a picture instead of words.

One bump ;~;

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No one here could ever want me.

No one in the world wants me.

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>>8706123
Just hang in there anon, you'll find someone. There's someone out there for everyone :)

>>8706683
>>8706123
Goodluck to you both, you don't seem like dickheads

>>8706683
>kafka on the shore
>not dance dance dance
>not hard boiled wonderland
>not even 1Q84
fucking why

why the fuck would you choose that

>>8706726
A friend wanted to read it, but the book was too long. We decided to read it together so we could yell at eachother if someone didn't read :')

Yell at her not me pls.

>>8706877
mtf with a beard?

>>8706877
>teenage tranny with no self control and a massive slut

Just get your inevitable suicide over with already.

>>8706926
A teenager enjoying having sex? How taboo and awful.

>>8706998
You're not allowed to have fetishes on the website that gave you /d/ and /mlp/!

>>8706998
There's a difference between enjoying sex and being a slut who desperately uses sex to fill an emotional need.

Fetishists treating you like a disposable sex object won't change the fact that no one could ever love you.

Anon's I want to post mine in here but I'm slightly hesitant

>>8707075
Do it, We already hate you so it doesn't matter.

>>8706123
If an atheist libertarian tall Arab gays can go unloved, this isn't the planet for me. I'd ask for your contact information, but I've fallen into your unacceptable range on age and drug use.

>>8707120
It's never too late to start doing drugs.

Stay away from weed and psychedelics, Those are garbage drugs for retards.

Amphetamines and opioids are where it's at

>>8707031
Why do I get the feeling posts like these always come from people who desperately wish they'd be disposable sex objects anyway?

Nobody cares about your purity meme. Shove your circlejerk up your ass in front of the church social

submissive masochist late 20s/early 30s cis male who likes to take anal from an ftm

>>8707140
>Eh, I've seen too many of my friends start down the various trains, convinced everybody else had it wrong, only to get the same result - demotivation. It's too easy to get started and stop looking down other avenues, start living as some solipsistic blob. Not to say it's what always happens, look at [insert famous drug user], but it doesn't seem worth it.

>>8707165
Feel free to ignore the green.

>>8707165
That's because they're destroying their dopaminergic system progressively. Many end up with Parkinsonian symptoms and later progressive and irreversible dementia.

>b-b-but I wanted to die young, not an invalid in a hospital bed!

Suck it up.

>>8707157
Actually, just hate sluts because they're all shitty people. Usually mentally ill and compensating for self loathing by seeking external validation from others in the form of sex, but it's unfulfilling and never works, especially because the sluts they're fucking are also broken people and don't actually like or care about them either.

And don't pretend it's a hedonistic thing. Sex ain't as good as drugs.

>>8707174
I don't give two shits how death comes, I won't care much afterwards. It's a question of whether I'd prefer to take a Path A or B while I'm here.

>>8707195

dank af

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>>8708049
Huh, good timing. Add you where?

>>8707500
Damn, and I thought I had low standards lmao. Goodluck tranny anon, why not just go on Craigslist?

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>tfw you already have a cute chubby bf
things that werent filled are things i dont care about
also sorry for not having any interests i have depression

>>8708099
>why not just go on Craigslist?
I want a boyfriend from 4chan(preferably one that visits the same boards as me) because I've been here so long I can't relate with normal people, I had a straight friend that was perfect and he broke my heart, so I finally want to get over him and find someone that would like a friendly relationship

my ideal bf would be someone whos down to smoke weed and drink with me and watch shitty anime/read manga
really thats all i do but i wish I had someone to cuddle with while i do it
I really dont care much about body type so long as I can get along with the person, that said I'm mad into chubby dudes, also i dont give a fuck about your politics or religion as long as youre not a sperg about them

>>8708148
Im no expert, but 99% of the guys here that call themselves "straight" are chasers, and they'll likely treat you even worse and ask to play with your cock. To each their own though, If you're into that stuff you should go for it.

>>8708164
I definitely don't want a chaser, I'm trying to market myself as "gay male that takes hormones" that's looking for a guy that likes videogames and happens to enjoy the company of other guys and doesn't mind relaxing cuddles with them

>>8707500
Why do so many transgirls only like white men? I'm white myself but I'm noticing a pattern.

>>8708253
well, I'm white myself and I personally have a thing for goofy tall white dudes

>>8708259
You're pretty tall yourself, you must be looking for a giant.

>>8708126
>cute
>"chubby" = obese

Pick one. Fatties are the opposite of cute

>>8708286
i strongly disagree anon. chubby is cutest bodytype

>>8706877

Normally I wouldn't do this but im just out of Baton Rouge and I fit your criteria l, add Moon#1891

>>8708282
I have this weird perception where I think people that are a few inches shorter than me are as tall or taller than me

>>8708312
That is strange indeed, is being tall the bane of a transgirls existence?

>>8708368
I don't mind being tall, I hate more my giant yaoi hands that ruin my silhouette

>>8706123
Anyway, if your deleted assertion from earlier stands, Crassus#3041

Bump :(

>>8706123
>Arab
>doesn't like other Arabs

Alright anon.

>>8708295
The world needs more of this.

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This may seem strange but here we go.
My height:175
My Occupation: medicine student
An Arab successful bearded conservative daddy bear would be heaven for me.
Sorry for the shitty quality.
Done this on mobile while at work.

I just want someone to say they love me at night and tell me good morning when I wake up. Why is life so fucking lonely.

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I also like people who just wanna be friends who add me.

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im a catch.

can i have my free gf(male) now?

>>8706154
>female
>progressive libertarian
>pol
>straight
>posting on lgbt

women confuse me.

(you seem cute tho)

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I'll bite. Not that I want to date or anything.

>>8708126
>have sex
>talk about dogs
:thinking:

>>8714611
>Nietzsche
>Sapolsky
I approve.
Ngl, I would totally be autistic with you my cynical Afro-Hispano-Semitic CaucAsian man.

>>8715609
Is it acceptable if I make out with my other personalities? You can still throw olive oil on me if you want.

>>8715609

I don't know if it's a funny joke but cucking thirsty fujoshis is my like 3rd job if you're interested.

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why even live

If your ideal partner isn't trans, then you're a hypocrit

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i just want a bf to play vidya, watch anime, and cuddle with me T_T

>>8716671
pls gib kik

>>8708126
thats skinny not thin holyshit

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my favorite thing is that i wasted an hour doing this for no reason

>>8704907
Anyone in Puerto Rico?

>>8718970
>KMFDM, RATM, Napalm Death even the fucking Cattle Decapitation the only album I actually like from this band
Total edge but I approve, my man.

>>8706154
Don't you already have a bf? Why are you posting here?

>>8719051
In 2017 all women are whores.

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i have pretty low standards. as long as you're nice and don't hate me, i'll probably really like you

Damn, I wanted to fill out that infograph but it's honestly a lot. I'll do it in text.

Me:
>27 years old
>Gay cis male, sexually versatile
>Caucasian, 6 feet tall, 175 lbs, athletic
>Atheist/Semi-Agnostic ("Spiritual")
>Progressive
>Semi-extroverted, practical, logical, structured, adventurous, analytical, ambitious, kind, resourceful, artistic, materialistic, sexual, confident, humo*rous, creative, hygenic, wise
>Brown hair, hazel eyes, stubble, no piercings, no tattoos

Him:
>Male only
>24-34 years old, 5'9 to 6'5, 150 to 220lbs, athletic/muscular
>Atheist or agnostic
>Extroverted, introverted only if quietly confident
>Romantic, fun, ambitious, empathetic, passionate, confident, humorous
>Any race as long as they are handsome and masculine

Pittsburgh, PA

>>8704907
Me
> 23, mtf, Europe
> 178cm, 72 kg, white, average looking I think
> will get srs in 4 months
> study a mix of media stuff and cs
> introverted, dependent, loyal, loving, caring, clingy
> I think I'm one of the more stable trannies
> play on pc, like watching TV shows, might start airsoft if I can overcome my fear of people
> rather stay at home than go out
> looking for a long term monogamous relationship

Him/her:
> My age, lives near me, guys should be at least as tall as I am
> puts at least a tiny bit of effort into his/her looks
> nice person, loyal, dedicated
> not a neet
> shares my interests
> wants to take things slow
Hugs > sex

Me: 18, M, USA
6'2 200lbs, white
My only hobbies are video games and anime. My favorite game is kingdom hearts and my favorite anime is ultimate survivor kaiji
I play on ps4, ps3, ps2, ps vita psp and pc
Looking for a long term relationship. I know my age can be a turn off so I'm sorry

You just have to share my interests, and get along with me. I'm not a very sexual person but I am a top if that counts for anything. I don't mind a long distance relationship at all if we get to trust each other. We can be friends for awhile and see where things go

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Not really looking for anyone anymore. I had a few casual relationships throughout high school, but about 2 years ago I dated a girl for about a year, and she changed my life, I really think she was the one. We broke up amiably, she realized she was full lesbian, not bi, and she's currently dating a really nice girl. We're still super close friends, but I'm still in love with her on some level. For a long time I lost the desire for anyone else, and that's still mostly true, but lately I've been exploring my gender and whatnot more, experimenting with the idea of being trans, and partially through that I've been sort of opening up the possibility that I won't be alone forever.

>>8718970
Yo you're cool as fuck, good taste in a lot of stuff. Good luck out there tracking down a cute girl.

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My first time doing this

>>8722137
>unacceptable across the literal entire spectrum of Theoretical/Practical
So do you just want someone who's like... incapable abstract thought period?

Also, for your interests, really good taste in everything except for your shit taste in 4chan boards.

>>8719051
This pisses me off more than it should.

>>8718970
why is a transgirl ideal?

>>8723528
Cause she has good taste.

Realistically, I could imagine it being part of finding penises a lot more sexually attractive than vaginas, while still not being attracted to men in general. It's not guarantee that a transgirl will still have her penis, or if she does that it will be functional, but still.

And in general, based on everything else, she has a type, and it's a type that transgirls very very frequently slot into.

>>8723620
So do you just come on /lgbt/ to chase slutty, vulnerable transgirls?

>>8723650

Is it so hard to believe that's what I prefer in an ideal partner?

>>8723546
Why do yoy answer for someone else? Is this mansplaining? Male brains i swear

>>8723672
It's not, but there is good cause for concern and skepticism.

I actually wanted to ask, can you expand on what the break off point for being progressive is? Since there is a drop off right at the end, mind giving a bit more details on it, or some examples. Just something that caught my eye and I can't quite reason out.

>>8723699

The drop off was from "good" to "acceptable" only because, in some ways, extremes scare me. More my issue than potentially someone else's. Progressivism, generally speaking, is good, especially economically.

Also, what should be concerning that I'd like to be in a relationship with a MtF? I suppose I couldn't easily put females and MtFs on equal footing, with men (effeminate men) trailing only marginally behind.

>>8723692
It's a day old post, the original poster likely isn't even here anymore.

And I (transbian) am in the same scenario they were asking about, I go after both cis and trans girls, but have somewhat of a preference for transgirls, for the reasons I listed. I can only speculate about the other person, but it's not unreasonable that she does so for similar reasons. I don't claim in the post to know for sure, but like I said, I think it's pretty likely the person who actually posted that is long gone, and I had something that the person curious might have found helpful or interesting.

>>8723672
No.
in fairness too I didn't see you were okay with dudes too, which I assumed was still fembois and traps, but still. At first I just read it all that you were just a straight chaser, but I guess you are bi at least.

>>8723722
The concerning part is that me being trans is still about the 41st or so most interesting thing about me.

Mine is a more fancy way of putting it, but objectification is never really fun, especially for people so prone to physical change and altercation. I am not trying to shame you for your preferences or anything, its just in conflict with the support you'd expect from your partner.


I think your reasoning on progressives is a bit silly, but to each their own.

>>8723748

I sometimes, at least in face-to-face conversations, hesitate to label myself as bi, because the males I *do* find physically attractive all have effeminate features; femboys, traps, etc. So the most accurate word for what I am, I suppose, would be heteroflexible. But I don't like getting caught up with labels.

>>8723760

I seem to be giving the impression that an ideal partner being MtF would be the most important aspect to me. It isn't. I was merely filling out the template, and I was being honest.

To me, someone's personality and values are the most important aspects in someone being attractive to me. Physical attractiveness is a close second, but, as you can tell from my chart, gender doesn't matter a heck of a lot, as long as there's some level of femininity there.

>>8723769
No yeah I get u. You sound like about where I was a year or so ago, in terms of sexual attraction.

>>8723760

I'm interested in talking about this more, if you want.

Discord: Fugue State

May not be on until later, but I'll be on tonight if you're interested.

>>8723495
Shit that was meant as acceptable

>>8723914
Yeah my bad I went and looked at everything else and realized you'd just been putting red in everything.

>>8724106
Before you get underage b&, pretty nice. I'm curious what your reigious views are. Hindi or shinto or something? Or something more new age-y? In anycase your sort of religous enthusiasm is a bit of a personal turn-off relationship wise, but some people are down with that.

Other than that would smash or potentially date and cuddle once you're old enough.

>>8724135
I'm a chaos magician :)

>>8724153
You seem nice. Would you like to be friends with me?

>>8724172
I mean sure, if you post a chart!

>>8724178
OK I will do that now

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>>8724178

>>8724106
I forgot to add my discord
bitcat#4551

>>8719484
would date.

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>>8718970
>>8719484
>>8720647
>>8723620
Hi! Not sure how many of you were actually looking to connect with anyone but I would gladly go on Internet Dates with any of you! Here's my chart so you know me a bit better...
>>8724106
And hi! We can talk if you want, but I'm too old for you to date. I would be very interested in talking about being trans, as I am too and want to hear other peoples stories!

>>8724442
You sound cute, pretty dateable. I might hit you up. I don't know if I'm ready to start dating again, but I'm sort of exploring it, getting my toes wet. If I hit you up it won't be for a little while probably. I'll keep this saved though.

>>8724442
Your discord doesn't show up :(

>>8724442
I think you got your discord wrong fren.

>>8724479
>>8724501
>>8724594
Whoops sorry!
It's Actually Woubleyous#7930

>>8723869

I will need your four digit tag as well.

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about the sex part: i'd be open to having a romantic relationship with any sex, but i'd only have sex with another cis guy

>>8725671
how the fuck are you in three different age ranges

>>8725678
fuck i didnt mean to do that lmao
i dont know what i was thinking

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uuuuuuuuggggggghhhhhhhhhhh

>>8725689
whoa. I'm being made to really think right now

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too sleepy to reply at the moment

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Age, Height and Hair Style is hard to fill out if you look for males and females.
I like guys to be taller, older and to have short hair.
I am not that picky with girls.

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>>8708126
>tfw fit/chubby from being a former athlete who stopped excersising all the time
>tfw an /x/-file libertine with too much time on his hands but not enough motivation to actually do anything with his life
>tfw always have a thing for skinny girls I could throw around with, it's my favorite bodytype for a woman
>tfw there is a skinny woman who is pretty much everything I could reasonably hope for out there who would be interested in me, but she lives in motherfucking

>SPAIN
>PGODI
>ADAMA
>IMITP
>NIAPS

Just fuck my American shit up senpai.

>>8725771
Pls be my friend and add me anon.
Moon#1891

>>8726037
weird anon

>>8726086
I didn't see you were German.

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>>8724232
> 33+
>>8724106
> 0-17

>>8726144
he just wants to be her friend anon. The age gap will let him be like a sort of father figure for her
:^)

>>8725602

Sorry about that. Still new to Discord. #4714

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>>8725695
Ew don't do that anon it's the worst

>>8724370
no you wouldnt

Tall bisexual hairy ex-football player orc

a meh submissive furry dutch kid
guess you can have my telegram: @roucothehusky

i dont wanna get up o get my discord tag

>>8718550
the pics stretched to fit there, although i am pretty thin. i do eat a whole lot. my bmis like 17.7 or something like that
>>8725950
worst thing is i already have a bf and hes american and chubby. also interested in /x/ shit. you do have some bad luck bud

>>8728346
>i do eat a whole lot. my bmis like 17.7 or something like that
Jeeze, that's pretty crazy. I have a friend like that though, his metabolism is just crazy. he eats more than I do and is hella skinny. Meanwhile my metabolism is like a fucking tortoise or something.

>>8725678
He's trans-age and transcends age, shitlord.

>>8725678
>how old are you, bro
>oh, you know, just 0-21
>uhhh

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hetero woman who likes conspiracy theories and is hot but not huge cartoonish bimbo

no saggy tits either would rather have small perks than hangers

>>8729603
O fuck

>>8729603
>>8729622
>>8729628
Fuck, does this mean 'manchild' is a slur, the equivalent of 'shemale' for transwomen?

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I don't think I'll actually meet anyone from this, but I'll give it a shot.

(also if you message me and I don't answer it's probably because I went to sleep, it's late here :c, I'll probably respond tomorrow)

>>8729733
Just throwing it out there, wrong gender but if things were different I'd definitely be interested, you seem cool.

>>8729761
We could be friends if you want to, maybe send me a message tomorrow if you wanna chat.

(also do you mean wrong gender in like you're the wrong gender or I'm the wrong gender)

>>8729786
Definitely the latter, maybe the former, I'm trying to figure that shit out.

>>8729792
Or did I get former/latter mixed up again? Fuck, I'm not into guys, and I think I'm trans but maybe not and haven't decided if I want to fully transition.

>>8729792
>>8729795

Oh alright

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24/tranny/midwest, cutish nerdy and religious, seeks older gf to tolerate drunk anti-semitism in exchange for adoration and slavish devotion.

I didn't have the energy to fill out the last parts, probably because of a (((Jewish))) conspiracy. Also my hair is black now not brown.

>>8729733
>Chile
>religion anything but Esoteric Hitlerism
baka desu senpai

>>8729576
it sounds like itd be a good thing but until i put an effort to gain weight i looked fucking creepy. also my hormones are all fucked up because of being underweight. honestly i just wish it worked like a normal person's. i mean id still eat a shit ton and id probably be overweight but thats alrite.

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>mfw this is now a dating thread

HOLY SHIT GUYS KILL YOURSELVES SRSLY, NO ONE WOULD EVER DATE/LOVE YOU IN A ROMANTIC WAY

>>8731528

angry hon detected.

>>8731528
that's what it's supposed to be...

>>8731528
>NO ONE WOULD EVER DATE/LOVE YOU IN A ROMANTIC WAY
Someone already did, and then she broke up with me, and now I'm a broken shell who doesn't think they're capable of ever be in a serious relationship ever again. That's why I come to these threads, to try (and fail) to convince myself that there's hope.

>>8731528
>frogpost
>>>/pol/

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Man some of you made yours look super pretty. Oh well

>>8731892
die antwoord!!
fuck you do seem cute and youre a nordic guy aaaghh too bad im a cis grill

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>>8731528
I just want friends, anon...

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Just be a cool person?
I like reading too. Just finished the Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao. Bretty gud.

>>8732312
Die Antwoord is amazing, I totally understand why some don't like em though.
I'm kinda early in my transitioning, so being called a nordic guy just made my night, thanks <3

>>8732588
honestly knowing youre nordic i bet my fucking ass you already look AT LEAST andro if not manly, still fucking cute as hecko desu
also its nice making someones night :)

>>8732646
I'd post a pic or two of myself, but I am super paranoid about that shit on 4chan sadly.

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First try.
Feedback welcome.

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>>8732686
its alrite. i could give you my discord or something but i understand if thats still not a good idea. 4chan is bretty dangerous
>>8732740
you sound like a neckbeard and im not sure why youre on /lgbt/

>>8732778
Ok that's kinda creepy, that looks a bit like me, except I don't look that good

>>8732785

They look a lot better.
(Yes you know who this is)

>>8732778
My bad. I should've specified:
Constructive* feedback welcome.

>>8732785
told ya thats nordic genes for you :^)
>>8732797
what. you also seem to be pretty sensitive too. again, why are you on lgbt, exactly? because you have a fetish for traps...? im still not sure

>>8732833
I've learned over time that bullies are always the most insecure and sensitive people. It's why they lash out.

Please tell me what I did to trigger you and I can try to address it.

>>8732847
skyrim triggered me

I've gotten so lonely I think I've reached a critical phase. Yesterday while I was walking around I started daydreaming about a perfect partner. Except I didn't just randomly think of someone, I dreamed up the person, her name, her appearance, fashion, hobbies, location (and mine as well) and our relationship.

I'm genuinely worried Imma go schizo and start talking to myself with my imaginary girl/friend or something. I spent something like an hour in a distressingly detailed fantasy of a person that doesn't exist in a place where I'm not imagining our life together.

>>8732851
You are entirely justified there.

I intended for it to stand in for all open world RPGs in general. I like character-building and non-linear exploration. Skyrim just happens to be my most played game in that niche, but I can admit it's oversimplified.

Likewise, Dwarf Fortress was intended to represent all settlement managers, city builders, and civ games.

>>8732874
holy fuck is this bait

>>8732864

Ahahah friend, you're so not even close to it. Try living that relationship with someone real, but all the interactions are in your head. That's where the fun starts. Bonus points for fucking up and blurring the lines between what you've actually said to them and what you've said to them in your head and what they've said to you.

Fuck.

>>8732913
>Try living that relationship with someone real, but all the interactions are in your head
Ah but that would require knowing people. I dropped out of college due to depression + massive anxiety and was bullied pretty bad in high school. Only friend I have is the one that I've known since we were both kids and I don't talk to him anymore at all either.

>Bonus points for fucking up and blurring the lines between what you've actually said to them and what you've said to them in your head and what they've said to you.
but that sounds horrible. It almost makes me happy that I don't know anyone.

I guess one way you can view it, though, is that's like if you kept constantly lying to multiple people and had to keep track of what is true and what you made up. Except it's involuntary. Yeah, that does suck massive ass.

>>8718970

Hi I fit all your criteria but I have no idea how to contact you D:

I'm Kyu#6887 on discord

>>8732740
>browsing /lgbt/
>for lesbians, gays, bisexuals, and transgendered
>read your info
>he's not too tall
>he's chubby
>he's cynical, romantic and ambitious
>if that's his picture he's also pretty cute

>aaaaaaaand he's straight

FUCK OFF STOP GIVING ME HOPE

>>8732932
socializing is necessary for a human being to function properly, we are the most social animal on the planet

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>>8733149
Sorry.
I only consider myself straight so far as I'd like to have kids and that typically requires a woman.

In terms of attraction, there are plenty of guys I'm into. They're just all on the androgynous side so I don't know if I should list myself as being into males.

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>>8704907

>>8733243
Wow thanks for informing anon. I really wasn't aware of that. Desperately lacking contact with people is definitely not why I'm afraid of losing touch with reality by imagining contact with people.

>>8733989
I-is that really you a-anon? 0///0

>>8733243
>we are the most social animal on the planet
we're not even eusocial

>>8736559
speak for yourself
we're not all autistic introverts

>>8736841
>he likes BladeRunner

Hey I'm this anon
>>8729592
Glad to see some people also have good taste. What do you think about the reboot they're doing with Gosling?

>>8715628
That's an option, or you could join >>8715829 as an extra playing the obligatory pizza delivery guy part to make yourself more useful, bb.

>>8715829
>don't know if it's a joke
It was but now I can't exactly say I'm not intrigued by the idea t b h.

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>>8735545
Yes, anon.

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>>8731892
>hard progressive
>"intelligent" is something you would describe yourself as
>all that trash music
>all of those normie-tier games
>identifies as a man, but will forever bear the sound that never heals

Frig off, no gay man will want you.

>>8718970
i refuse to believe this is real

>>8738397
I'd fuck a cuntboy.

Come at me fetishist.

>>8738422
Being into cunts means you arent gay, desu.
At most you are bi.

>>8738418
Why?

>>8738436
Nice fetishism.