how-old.net

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>>8696843

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>>8696843

whoa now i feel pretty horrible if cara's beating me

>>8696871
*pukes*

>>8696854
>>8696871
>bots still can't detect long midface, upper lip to nose ratio and other obvious dude features that me, a professional clocker, can easily spot
Our bot overlords aren't very smart yet, are they?

>>8696843
It gets the age wrong depending on which picture I use but consistently genders me female even at unflattering angles. That's p great :D

>>8696854
>>8696871
You're fucking ugly

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>>8696871
It rates my childhood photo as being my current age.

isn't pictriev more accurate?

>>8697340
>>8697384
ouch, that's kind of mean :~( also first pic is not me

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>>8697394
lol

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>>8697394
i'm 100% masculine then i tried another photo and i was 1% masculine, it also detected a floor as a face.
How-old seems to have an actual algorithm how it calculates age and gender so i'd say it is more accurate.

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Yeah I guess it's accurate. I tried photos of the same outfit in different angles too and it stayed 24-26 (F). Most people IRL think I'm 21 or 22. I'm 26 btw.

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>>8698753
accurate my ass

>>8698769
You're asian, asian face detection software gives me different results as well.

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not accurate imo.

>>8698769
>>8698806
>cherry picking

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What the fuck is this shit?

>>8698838

lol i am almost 40 though, that is WILDLY inaccurate.
>>8698806

>>8698897
i mean you dont look 40...

>>8698897
Try with artificial lighting

>31 one year old woman
>have a beard in my pic

yeah fuck off

>>8698806
>>8698897
>40

Maximum I would give you s 27.
I need to you to teach me how to look like a milf.

...pretty apt.

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>>8699257
fuck

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>Can't see a face in any of my pics where I'm not in makeup or fucking with the lighting
>The one pic it can see my face, which is so fake it may as well not be a picture, it gets my age correct and thinks I'm a girl

H u h. Progressive Microsoft.

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Guess I'm 27 now....

>>8699364
well, that's what meth gets ya!

>>8699381
Thanks! Being told I do hard drug sure make my day swell! :D

>>8699364
what are the marks on your chest?

>>8699398
cocaine residue

>>8699398
Cuts actually, my cat is an asshole

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oof

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Hmm.. I don't trust this, i don't think I'm ready for girlmode yet

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Fucking brutal, putin looks younger and more feminine than me

I ran pretty much all the selfies on my phone and seems I'm an early 30s man which is a damn lie because I've looked 15 for about 10 years.

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>>8696843
3 years off

>>8699480
your timeline is amazing and damn you're pretty cute

>>8699480
pls you are adorable
not even hugboxing

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well i guess it clocked how dead inside i am

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>thread has mostly cuties posted
>and mad hons claiming it doesn't work

I like this thread.

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huh, that's, correct!

>when you don't think you pass but this website thinks you do

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>>8696843

Why does is think everybody is 11-17?


Btw, do I pass to you guys or is it wrong about that too?

>>8700992
Well keep in mind it's just your face. You still have to learn to hide your shoulders, forehead, brow, ribcage, possible lack of hips, find ways to slim down your feet, etc.

And well nothing can change the fact that if you're over 6' people will often be suspicious. Believe it or not people hate feeling short and it gives them a reason to look for flaws in you to make themselves feel better.

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>>8700999
>tfw it dawns on you that only people who need to feel better about themselves are clocking others
>tfw it dawns on that being clocked means you're doing better than the person clocking you
H-hey! That's AWESOME!

>>8700999
I was only really worried about my face, but my shoulders aren't bad (16"), I'm 5'7, don't have too bad of a brow bone, always had slim feet, have 38" hips (last time I measured which was a while ago), and am a 32B.

I get gendered girl fairly often in boy mode, I was just really worried about my face because you can't really hide facial structure the way you can hide not having an ideal body by wearing certain clothing

>>8701020
Well I mean it's true to a point. People that are comfortable and chill won't feel the need to over-scrutinize complete strangers. There are outliers, some people are just naturally extremely curious or have some mental condition that makes them unaware of how socially rude it is to scrutinize someone you don't know.

But...men and women alike get insecure when others are taller than them for different reasons. Manlets will be manlets, women will always be jealous of leggier women.

>>8701024
I feel you anon. My shoulders and hips are like yours but I'm 6'2". That's true about the facial structure, but you can make your forehead smaller/hide your hairline/partially cover your brow and wear things to draw the eyes down to make your life easier. If you have a soft chin and high, flared cheekbones like me all you have to do is that and you're more or less set. Remember, hair and voice are 80% of it all.

I get clocked every once in a while, but given how I started and at what age I'm amazingly fortunate. Just don't be upset that some people will clock you for mysterious reasons, and some people have seen way too many transpeople.

>>8700996
I'm beginning to wonder if you're a troll...

>>8701442

In what way?

>>8701477
you keep asking if you pass, and we tell you the same thing every thread

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

atleast in pictures anyway

>>8701489

I gotta admit I do like the positive reinforcement. But the truth is I'm just insecure.

Every day goes by and I think to myself 'okay I passed yesterday - but I'm sure my shoulders have gotten wider, I have more facial/body hair now, my skull is getting more masculine' and then I get depressed. I post pictures of myself on 4chan or something stupid like that and ask if I pass.

And then when people say yes I get happy for a little while and the whole cycle starts again.

So I'm not a troll I'm just an insecure freak. Oh boy I need to sort my life out.

>>8701537
Well that's understandable I guess, I'm only getting annoyed because I'm a jealous hon t b q h, sorry to bother you.

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Very inaccurate, I'm 30

I got 20 at 31 so I'll take it.
>tfw people said I look younger because of baby face

>>8701020
hons are well known for their mental gymnastics

it keeps saying I am 35.... I am 18, what am I doing wrong?

>>8701880
U r cute but are you trans?

>>8702142
yes

>>8701880
You look really young though. I would have guessed 25 tops. Either way, You are really cute.

>>8701880
>30 years old

M O M M Y

>>8700889
>>8700881
thanks anons, your compliments give me lewd tingles :)

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accurate af

>>8702215
Are your eyebrows drawn on? They look nice

>>8698753
You should be hanging from the ceiling like the pots above your head

>>8701880
You look 23 to me.

>>8696843
>constantly get told I look like I'm 20
>this app says I'm 31
>I'm 29

jesus christ

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>>8696843
i tried a lot of different pictures and it always gets my age wrong, always too young

i'm 25

>>8702610
perhaps it's because you dress like a child

>>8702622
>implying your clothes make a difference in the algorithm

>>8702624
starting to think it might be the autism instead after this reply

neoteny is a hell of a drug

>>8702577
wow anon what tickled your booty?

>>8698753
you're really cute but your style is overkill and kinda makes you clocky

>>8703577
I'm sorry. I don't normally wear so many clashing things. It was unusual circumstances, but thanks for the advice.