How do I get a bf?

How do I be a bf?

>>8696688
get off 4chan, live for yourself and be a good person. love will come in time, but not if you're looking for it

>>8696713
No platitudes please.

>>8696688
>How do I get a bf?
you be my gf

>>8696688
Ya need to become REALLY, REALLY FUCKING FAT!

>>8697750
Try. Take wild chances. Be interesting to someone who likes you back. Gosh.

>>8697777
I don't know how to do that.
I have one (straight) friend and no other social circle except a small number of straight coworkers.

Tinder

You become very attractive to get attention from a variety of suitors.

>>8696713
This only works for straight people or if you live in a gay population center.

Without going and looking I have only met 10 or so gays in my life. Only one was single. I have not met a gay single man without a site, app or clubbing since 2012.

Lose your virginity to him when you are both 13 and then pledge your lives to each other.

We don't. I'm so fucking lonely it kills me inside.

>>8698152
How do you even know if you've met a gay guy?

Where are your parents?

>>8698599
Fine then ,smart ass. I have only met that many that were out and had it brought up.

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>>8696713
>love will come in time
LOL