I love/hate hormones.

very high quality thread

>>8694196
nice humblebrag you cis-passing piece of shit. go fuck off and complain about your cis female problems elsewhere

>>8694196
when do you begin hrt?

>>8694206
OH MY GOD I'm like fucking struggling over here, can't you see that I'm more important than you?

Sorry for being accepted as a female, gosh.

>>8694215
16

>>8694196
>However, being an early transitioner
Yes, Cara. We know you're an early transitioner ;-). Ouchie about your hips though :<

>>8694217
seriously go fucking neck yourself. i hope someone throws acid on your face or you get in an accident one day that makes you look like a deformed freak.

>>8694206
fuck off

her problems are just as real as anybody else's. The fact that she'll end up passing better than either of us doesn't negate that. This is the future- it's becoming less stigmatized, so people are going to find out younger.

Don't be a bitter hon.

>>8694196
Try putting pillows to raise up your stomach, so your boobs aren't pressed against the bed.

>>8694206
>>8694235
t. mangry man-moder

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>tfw enough time on hormones made you less jealous and more predatory and now I want to seduce these early transitioners and be their mommy

im scared of myself

>>8694231
I'm not Cara, fuck off.
No fucking way I'd ever want to be associated with that stalker man Hon creep.

>>8694235
Holy shit you must be so gross if you're that bitter.

>>8694205
true

>>8694236
Omg thank you. I wish hons just didn't exist; it would make it so much easier for me to admit that I'm trans in public without feeling ashamed of it. I really do deal with the same shit that many cis females do, minus the whole aspect of being fertile.

I'll try the pillow idea tonight, I need to figure something out before school starts. Worst case scenario, I'll take an aspirin for my hips and sleep on my side.

>>8694257
You're the reason people don't want to let me in the right bathroom.

>>8694302
Nobody will find out sweetie

>>8694196
Hi ftm here. Before i had my top surgery i had the same issue- boobs hurt. It's just a fact. And yeah sleeping as a bitch, try tucking pillows under your hips and between your boobs for support. That's how i survived.

>>8694312
They haven't yet, but without context, people are throwing a huge shit about it.

Thank you and all the hons that came before me for making my life that much more difficult.

>>8694315
Ooh, I hadnt thought of putting one under my hip. I'll definitely try that, tyvm!

>>8694316
Calm down sweatie, just show mommy your panties

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>>8694196
>tfw can't sleep on your side but only because your shoulders are too broad

>>8694196
nice shitpost hon

>>8694342
I'm not even shitposting.

>>8694354
same bro gosh i hate that i was afab i wish i was trans

>>8694326
>tfw no trannydom mommy gf

>>8694298
I agree with the pillow suggestion. My breasts are big enough that I can't just lie flat on my belly. If I create a bit of space so my boobs don't get squished I'm OK though.
I don't get all the hostility to you btw. It's sad.

>>8694377

upset hons are upset because younger people are going to have a good life

it's pretty sad on the hons' parts, honestly. You'd think they could at least have the empathy to feel happy for others.

The anger in this thread is crazy! Sorry to hear about your problems. If I were you, I'd try taking a warm bath before bed to relax and get some of that soreness out.

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>>8694196
>>8694217
>Trying this hard

Jesus christ, it's pathetic. This attitude is why people get annoyed by early transitioners.

>>8694196
I know that feel anon, ever since I got on hormones every time I go in the dressing room my penis gets rock hard.
It's pretty troublesome because I need to jack off in front of the other women else my panties won't fit anymore.

xoxo Claudia Staxxx

#justearlytransitionerthings

who is baiting who anymore

>>8694326
Gross.

I've never been able to sleep on my side because I ate too many TV dinners as a kiddo and ended up with fat faggot hips. Hurts, don't it? My best advice is to find a comfortable mattress to lean your ass on for the rest of your life.

>>8694403
People were annoyed well before the second comment.

>>8694377
Awesome, I'm definitely trying it tonight.

And I kinda antagonize them just by existing...

>>8694415
I'll admit I was trolling for one or two posts, but I really did need advice. The lost sleep is making me cranky.

>>8694395
I've been using a heating pad the past few days, but I might give that a shot. Baths are awesome :)

>>8694425

If your very existence antagonizes them, the hons are no better than TERFs and other groups who hate trans people in general.

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>>8694326
>consummate submissive to men for entire life
>2 years hrt
>increasing desire to softly dominate others with maternal sweetness and make them my precious thing
estrogen why?

>>8694446
>tfw this is happening after two weeks, not two years, of HRT

What the fuck am I going to look like in five years?

>>8694453
Some kind of ultra hardcore femdom? Ascendant milf fertility avatar? All I know is I'm scheduling fat grafts ASAP so I can have a proper chest.

>>8694445
This sounds accurate. I'm here trying to live my life as a girl, and they're all freaking out about how I'm rushing it and giving up my life as a man.

Apparently I'm not alone though, which makes me feel better.

>>8694206
>>8694196
Samefag, not biting the bait

>>8694474
Other people gave you real responses. It's 4chan. If you can't separate the monkeys from the content you should probably not stay long, else it will ruin you.

>>8694206
The samefagging is too obvious here. Also
>16
>early
Good one

>>8694315
I stack pillows under my head and fold my arms across my chest above my boobs so my elbows are taking weight off. This still isn't always the most comfortable though, especially since you're bent from the hips up. (Like, your upper body is bent back slightly up the slope.)

It's really just better to get used to sleeping on your side. My left hip often hurts to sleep on, my right is better for some reason.

A new/better bed might also help. Really hard mattresses are harder on your hips.

>>8694564
>>8695191
.. OK?

>>8695366
Mmh, I used to put my arms between my boobs to alleviate some of the pressure, but it's not working as well anymore :/

>>8694571
So what?

>>8694196
with the hips things anon I just had to tank it out and sleep on my hips, I was getting 1 hours worth of sleep for 2 weeks in a row trying to sleep on back, I even tried learning to sleep sitting

I hope this won't fuck up my hips

>>8694206
fuck off! I started at 18 but I have a chad face + linebacker shoulders + a barrel chest

>>8694196

How fit are you? These may be problems compounded by not being active. If you don't already, I'd recommend doing at minimum a daily stretch routine, and perhaps some body weight exercises. They're great for joints and tendons.

>>8695951
I have a daily stretching routine, but thats about it. I'm also underweight if anything.

>>8694196
Welcome to being a woman, sucker! Ahahahahahaha

>>8694196
>boobs are fairly large, can't sleep on my belly
why is it that you guys are so fucking awful at being women. Seriously. Every woman ever has boobs, this is a non-issue except for you guys because you can't deal with them normally for some reason.
>hips hurt
that's not a thing, wtf. You're definitely agp or a little bit deluded

>>8696301
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>>8695668
>>8695366
>>8694446
>>8694217
/cringe/

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>>8696312
nah friendo, my hips definitely hurt when I lay on them

>>8696329
You have no fat on your hips then. Normally you'd grow padding there.

>>8696301
:(

>>8696366
I'm super underweight, so that could be part of it.

>>8694196

I've had the same problem(early transitioner too!) and I solved it by sleeping half on my side and of on my belly by twisting my body. so at the bottom I'm facing down and I twist my body and by the time I get to my breasts I'm on my side.

also try putting a pillow between your legs it helps me.

>>8696366
yeah that's possible, I'm about 22 BMI now, but hips do feel really boney, maybe fat growth will fix it.

>>8696437
I've tried the twisting bit before, but it puts a bit of pressure on the crest of my pelvis, which is where it hurts the most.
>also try putting a pillow between your legs it helps me.
Oh, I actually tried that when my RLS was acting up, and it took the compression off my legs a lot.

>>8694196
And this is why I sad Fuck no to my doctor when he sad my testosterone levels were off the charts! He wanted to put me on estrogen as my body was not making it... I sad hell No and his nurse practitioner sad as I was paying my bill masturbate. I was like excuse me ??? and she sad to masterbate it lowers the ts count and she was correct... Its not some thing I was use to doing but I now jack off 3 times a day.. My last levels were normal :) And before you call this bait its Real.. Fucking confused the living shit out of me when the nurse told me to go jerk off was not some thing that normally happens at my doctors visits lol but she was correct masterbation lowers levels and dose a bunch of other things... I recommend looking this up online, Might help you where you don't require estorgen or not as much witch lower the side affects.. ANYWAYS sorry to come off rude or if you think this is bait... I hope you do look this up and hope the best for ya and sorry your going through the side effects :(

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>>8697036

Dude get an English mentor or something

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>>8697036
Was pic related how you created this wall of text?

>>8694446
oh god same

>>8697963
wait not to men tho

>>8694196
How big are they exactly? Like what cup size? Just curious.

>>8696312
>>8696318
I'm >>8695366, chiming in with >>8694315. I agree I was/am awful at being a woman (hence transition), but please don't act like tits don't get in the way of literally everything. They're a fucking nightmare.

>that's not a thing, wtf.
It is, though. I always thought I just had knobbly hips or something.

>>8697972
32DD

>>8694331
Wait, what? How is this possible?

>>8698023
How is what possible? Boobs being annoying is totally normal.

>>8694196
u shud let me fuck ur boipuci make u tired and massage ur big bewb

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>>8698773
Maybe...

That's doesn't sound too bad actually...

>>8698728
Being unable to sleep on your side because of broad shoulders

>>8694257
Thats kinda hot go get em mom

>>8699392
I'm broad shouldered and just rotate my shoulder so its not under my body, although I sleep on my back alot.

>>8699465
I'm just asking how it's possible for someone's shoulders to be so broad that you can't sleep on your side. I've never known this was a thing for anyone, even linebackers

>>8694196
> it causes me a bit of pain.
When the pain stops you have stopped changing. Revel in the pain.

>>8699670
If I had to guess maybe it makes the spine flex uncomfortably.

Uhhhhh they're so puffy and tight-feeling it's so annoying.

>>8699761
But it's hard to sleep.

>>8702233
>Temporary sleeping issues in exchange for being qt
Seems like a good deal to me

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>>8694206
Triggered hon is triggered