Crying in bed edition
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Previous thread >>8689734
holy shit the futaba part of persona 5 was sooooooooooooo cooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllll
futaba is LITERALLY best girl.
>>8691379
They're happier because anyone can make bank if they put in the time. Artists have to """sell out""" or get someone else's table scraps to get beyond poverty level.
>>8691405
persona is a weebshit highschool social life simulator for people who never had a life. The only good thing about the series is the OST sometimes
>>8691450
>for people who never had a life
so, me?
>>8691405
>playing anime games
you should feel bad for having trash taste
>>8691455
feed me garbage mommy
>>8691379
Be all you can be?
The other extreme is also true, if you base your happiness on no one and nothing but you and yourself, you become a monster.
Also, you know Shinji just said that because he wants to cum in your unconscious body while you're hurt, right? Don't trust him.
>>8691469
>Also, you know Shinji just said that because he wants to cum in your unconscious body while you're hurt, right? Don't trust him.
don't blame shinji
flirting with girls is difficult when they're awake
>>8691397
Wow the quality of art on tumblr has taken a nose dive.
Just dropping in to say good luck with your transitions, I genuinely hope things get easier for all of you
>>8691491
you're a sweetheart
>>8691490
please follow my deviantart
>>8691494
I think he just wants a piece of your bp.
i want to get dommed by a big daddy sunflower
>>8691491
Thanks
That gif reminded me of psychs visuals lol.
I don't belong in mtfg anymore
But I don't belong in ftmg either
Where do I go
>>8691511
To bed.
>>8691496
That's DeviantArt bad.
Anyone else on /mtfg/ play Dragons Dogma?
>>8691389
Ive dropped a lot of LSD and I think its gonna be a while, I started to lose grip on reality. Sometimes it would help my self esteem, sometimes it wouldnt.
>>8691401
I taught myself how to do them last night, RIP non french manicure.
>>8691440
Part of it maybe.
But yeah selling art is whoring.
>>8691469
Shinji always wants to jerk onto me but then go back to his boyfriend, it kinda pisses me off.
I definitely try to be the best I can be tho.
>>8691516
I just woke up
>>8691523
>I just woke up
And? As a tranny in training is there something important you have to do today? No?
>>8691469
>inner strength is inhuman
From the perspective of a subhuman, yes.
>>8691511
discord
>>8691532
I'm not a tranny anymore
>>8691523
>just woke up
isn't it like 8pm where you are?
>>8691521
i should probably lay off the LSD but every time i get depressed the cravings start to kick in again
that being said, i've only done it, like, thrice
>But yeah selling art is whoring.
isn't all work, though???
i'd rather whore out my mind and my ability to create (and be respected as an artist) than have to whore out my body and do demeaning manual labor
when you work for other people, you're selling yourself
>>8691511
mtftmg
>>8691542
stop fibbing you fibberer
>>8691542
Oh you don't say? So what flavor of failure are you now?
>>8691540
Don't know any servers or anything
>>8691544
Yes
I woke up at like 6 really
>>8691550
I'll make the new general then
>>8691558
What? What training are you talking about anyway?
>>8691542
pills up your butt
>>8691565
parrots :)
>my femboi in his manliest state;
2 years ago
>Gross chest hair
>public discord servers
pshhhhh
the best servers require you to earn your way in
>>8691569
he looks like an FtM desu
>>8691575
>earn your way in
How?
Just filtered !PandoraGvQ
>>8691569
That is such an American photo. You can almost smell the grease.
>>8691575
He's also 6'2"
>old trips posting in /soc/ trap thread again
Lmao AGPs
>>8691564
The alpha male kind
>>8691566
Testosterone doesn't come in pills
>>8691568
Parrots?
>>8691383
>Madame
delet
>>8691582
burch has been banned from every server for being a creeper
has no idea what hes talking about
>>8691582
having an identity helps
i just talk to people and, after a while, if they're nice enough, i shoot them an invite desu
>>8691498
I'm afab, just want people to be happy with themselves
>>8691596
>The alpha male kind
I ha no idea. Try not to over do it.
>>8691484
>flirting with girls is difficult when they're awake
Really? Goddamn it, I've been playing my role wrong all this time.
>>8691521
Can't blame him, Kaworu a cute.
I mean, not to quote the faux hopeful Radiohead song, but the best you can is good enough.
>>8691533
Inner strenght != sociopathy or absolute apathy. Caring for others != living for others and being a host for parasites. I like Aristotle and his ideas that virtue lies in the golden mean.
>>8691597
goodnight, miss coworker-chan :3
B)
>parrot obnoxiously shilling her server
at least put your trip back on so i can filter you
>>8691625
angry troll doll
>>8691625
why do you let it bother you
>>8691632
i mean, i filter people to not have to read their posts, sooo??????
>>8691641
idk you seemed upset about it
Dude life is weird and wired and cool
>>8691647
is that u in reflection??
qt
>>8691671
yes lauren is very cute
I need a new/better hairstyle
but I don't know what
Ignore all Seiryu posting.
>>8691679
You should grow out the bangs, they make your face look too square. You're definitely onto something with the bob though; a loose, bang-less bob would be too cute
>>8691678
I don't know why you have to be like this
>finish the dungeon way too early
>almost 3 weeks of doing absolutely nothing while waiting for the story to progress
>just hanging out with people and sleeping
when did persona 5 become my life
>>8691689
Yeah fuck that loser hopefully he dies in a car wreck
>>8691678
she is i think she'd look cute with bunny ears
>>8691695
my forehead is so big tho
>>8691678
qt
looks like my old weed dealer
>>8691679
If you're weeby enough, let bangs grow until they go over brows, let them stay there, and go pseudo hime cut?
Otherwise, seconding anon, grow them out entirely and go for more flow.
>I am not a trap nor do I condone hyper-ficial mental delusions
But I hate the fucking low brow crowd talking this shit up like THEY ARE GOD OR SOMETHING
Anyone soft enough to be made into thinking they are "female" is someone who should be stabilized and nurtured.
You pricks are all the same.
>>8691616
Goodnight
t. Mr. Co-Worker Chan
>>8691716
hime cut?
newer picture
>>8691712
It looks pretty proportional in the pic. You know that a human's eyes are supposed to be right in the middle of the face?
If you absolutely must have bangs, part your hair at the side and sweep them over
>>8691740
can i kiss u on the cheek (no homo)
>>8691748
yes (homo)
>>8691738
Haai!
>gugure-san
>taippo desu "hime katto"
>entaa
Kawaii desu ne?
Also your forehead isn't that big. Your current style kind accentuates it, though.
>>8691615
I guess, he's cute for a fag?
Ive always been more into straight men.
I need my best to be perfect.
>>8691548
Cravings?
I dunno, I think I dropped acid around two dozen times before I kinda stopped. I must have tripped on shrooms a lot more then that.
I dunno I just wanna be like a guru and have people give me all their money for spiritual guidance on how to live without attachment.
>>8691704
She*
>>8691740
qt
>>8691757
>tfw beyond redemption tier
do I want to know what ryona is
>>8691765
I don't know what any of that green text means o.O
>>8691770
i mean, i start to really want to do acid again when i'm depressed
i'm hopefully gonna get a good batch soon-ish, idk, so i should be good for at least another ten trips
but then you're whoring out your morality and public image :^)
>/mtfg/ will be forever filled with burch autism instead of better trip autism
Good god
>>8691770
>she
>>8691800
the best thing we can do is spam his gross body to make him more depressed
>six months of anon reposting my foot pics
>complains about thread quality
>>8691802
where are your balls handsome husband?
>>8691811
u should take better care of your feet
go get a pedicure or smth
>>8691820
pedicures are awesome
how are you PH?
have you lost all your weight and are you a cute and short little black girl now?
>>8691811
maybe the thread wants you out huh?
what a shocking revelation
>>8691824
i think the thread would rather you stop posting??? lol
>>8691814
Decomposing in some medical waste dump I suppose.
>>8691823
who r u
>have you lost all your weight
i've lost like 60 pounds, decent but im still trying to lose weight
>are you a cute a short little black girl now?
short yes, i'm 5'3, as for cute, not rly
>>8691829
wrong
>>8691823
ph is not cute
she is beautiful
:)
>>8691834
thats good, its good to hear
I am nobody really just havent talked to you in a long while
>>8691765
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hime_cut
the article pic looks kinda cute
>>8691740
I want to hug and protect you from all that is evil and wrong in this world forever.
Pls don't judge.
>>8691770
Years of BL have warped me and I'm a fujoshi now. Kinda.
Unrelated but related, sewing is great and I wanted to know more than doing basic repairs. Do you make your own cosplay pieces, Moappu-san?
>>8691786
It was just a very autistic way of saying "google hime cut or hime katto", Snickers. The jist of it is: Bangs, straight, brow height; intermediary hair between bangs and back that tends to be cheek to chin size, falls sideways on face; past-ear hair that grows long or longer than intermediary.
I find it really pretty, somewhat easy to use, and super nice to use in a ponytail or such (back part is tied, but bangs and intermediary keep you looking very pretty).
It is a pretty weeby cut, though.
>no sweets except for chocolate chips
>>8691861
You are a gross ugly man
>>8691861
nobody cares what you eat troll doll
>>8691856
I'm pretty weeby
>>8691861
make cookies
>>8691873
Do it.
It's purty.
>>8691861
eat some bridge slime you filthy troll ogre
>>8691861
God you are so fucking ugly
>>8691875
i don't know how to bake though :(
i don't think we have any eggs either.
i guess i'm going shopping tomorrow so i might buy some oreos and chips ahoy
>>8691885
Me2 but don't blame her
>>8691893
You're ugly and you need to leave
>>8691856
>I want to hug and protect you from all that is evil and wrong in this world forever
hugg
>>8691894
compared to burch youre a super model
>>8691894
you're pretty cute desu
>tfw crying in bed
>>8691851
>hime cut
I have the right hair type, but I would prefer less attention, not to scream weeb
>>8691902
No, I'm ugly
>>8691883
I'm gonna need to take better care of my hair to pull it off
idk how to tho
pan is pretty cute and nice i think yall is just haters
>>8691893
eggs, sugar, flour go check
>>8691920
trip on burch
we want burch to go
>>8691907
No, I'm squidward
>>8691932
we do
anthony burch needs to leave
Hugg each of you
>>8691932
agreed
>>8691920
desu my hate orbiters come out at certain times of the day
it's kind of gross
thanks tho anon <3
>>8691923
yeah i never eat eggs so i never buy any. and my roommate doesn't bother either
idk, i've only ever baked brownies
i should probably work on my cooking skills in general
>>8691934
>normal person depressed at how autistic the world around him is
seems reasonable desu
>>8691941
hugg
>>8691941
hugg ambi qt
how are you doing?
>>8691943
>i should probably work on my cooking skills in general
especially if you want to get a boyfriend
>>8691951
I'm gonna buy Miso paste because you mentioned it the other day
>>8691953
who the fuck would touch burch with a 10 foot pole
besides his dad when he was little i mean
Everyone be nice to burch, fucking hons
>>8691951
my hair is normally somewhat dry
ur all fags
>>8691967
u too
>>8691967
How do you know?
>>8691961
Im not a hon
This man just posts 24/7 and completely ruins 4chan's image of us
It disgusts me that I have to work so extremely hard to pass and this man just pops a few pills and expects everyone to treat him like a woman.
>>8691971
I have a good eye for fags
>>8691975
>4chan's image of us
lmao
>>8691792
I guess so, but Im happy to do it. Would you like to hear my lectures on how to achieve inner peace? They're free, so long as you give up your material possessions to me.
>>8691802
I was under the impression that Seiryu was a girl.
>>8691808
You need to give up pride and shame, and stop caring about status. Its easiest to achieve when you surrender over your possessions to a teacher who can show you the way through a life of humility. Theres a reason monks across all cultures do it.
LSD and DMT can't do anything, they just can show you the way. Any real powers must come from within from your own willpower.
>>8691856
Oh dear. Ive never been into male on male romance, or female on female desu. Hetero is the only way for me!
Basic repairs are about all I can do, Im starting to push that, like, I can hem stuff. I hemmed a dress and shirt for a cosplay once but thats about it.
>>8691900
Theres nothing wrong with being ugly. Ugly people have it hard enough without you shaming them,
hugg elann banann
>bf fell asleep while watching YouTube vids together last night
>left him a message telling him how much I loved him and that he means the world to me
>tfw he says it was the greatest thing he's ever waken up to seeing and told me how much he loves me and kept sending me cute texts all day from work
I guess we're official now also after talking last night
>>8691949
Good. In the middle of nowhere in New Mexico for the night. Still have three days left to drive
>>8691947
Hugg
>>8691991
i'd rather just be able to do whatever
if you become some kind of guru you're expected to be a saint
not to mention i kinda have too much of a conscience to take advantage of other people??
>>8691991
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=851BqHMCaeM
>>8691993
omg that greentext is adorable
a little while ago i drew a few doodles for gloomy while she was asleep and she woke up and she was so happy and it was really cute to read~
geez, why drive so far?
are you meeting him?
>>8691991
thank you
>>8691397
i need hairy sexy dadbod men in diaper,, pictures RIGHT NOW HELP HELP
>>8691984
a couple days
and I dunno...my showering schedule isn't super consistent
>>8691941
hugg too
>>8691967
its pretty great when it works out
>>8691976
It far more likely to be this for me bf instead, when I get back to him
>>8691992
Fight Elann
i love girls
>>8692027
patrician taste
>>8692031
when are we fighting?
loser never drinks their favorite beer again
>>8692012
you mean your bf is like that?
that's cute if so
i was considering dating a guy who'd be like that but i wasn't attracted to him enough, bleh
i love men in diapers:}
>>8692000
Aww that's cute <3. My bf is an art student so he likes to do doodles for me. I actually followed his art blog for months before realizing it was his
My brother has to move from Sacramento to New Orleans and has a bunch of music equipment he has to take with him. I'm hanging with him in the car to take shifts driving and help keep him awake
>>8692032
Hugg
My bf is a 36 hour drive away ;_; I'm trying to find flights but they're like $800 round trip.
>>8692031
you gradually accept liking girls is probably the cutest thing ive seen on 4chan desu
>>8691983
And I thought I was stealth..
>>8691983
Bananaaaaaaaaa !
>>8692051
have you ever had sopa de macaco
>>8692040
wow, he does art? that's super neat! and it's really weird you found him on tumblr
is he like, a popular artist or something?
sounds like you've got a catch
is he going to be driving you back?
>>8692011
Hmm. For a while, try forgetting shampoo. Wash it thoroughly, but no shampoo, just water, conditioning it afterwards.
When it gets regularly greasy, add shampoo back. Just a little bit of it, after washing it thoroughly with water first, and only on the scalp.
Also comb before bath and after it is dry/blowdry while combing.
I mean, that is what I did, and my hair was super dry post-bath then okay next day then very okay the other day but then another full bath.
>>8692040
what exactly is the plan to see him?
that sounds horribly expensive
when I left to see him the first time I simply intended to move in with what I could carry. Don't try it unless you intend to never see home again.
I didn't have the skills to make it on my own.
>>8692043
I'm glad my crisis of identity had an upside
At this point I think it's safe to say that I'm openly lesbian.
>>8692049
Posting here is the biggest tell of faggotry
>>8692051
sass
>>8692062
okie
thankie
Elanna is a chaser, she told me herself. Stay woke
when is elanna gonna lose to cock?!??!!
>>8692069
honestly all the bullyanons more or less act like guys, so i assume they are
>>8692074
Finally.
>>8692074
>At this point I think it's safe to say that I'm openly lesbian
:)
hugg
>>8692074
Didn't you want to leave? Why are u back?
>>8692082
Lannü is as much a chaser as the autistic kid covered in mud chasing worms by the river...
>His coffee can is awfully empty b/c of autism
>>8692074
aw I dont like that you are lesbian :(
be bi at least or pls talk about boys even if you have to fake it pls
you are like the big sister of the thread and like, talking about boys with you is fun and now you wont be talking about boys anymore and its like I dont even know my big sister anymore
>>8692094
hugg straightanon
the tides have turned
mtfg is going gay
i'll find a cute beta boy and then i can share stories about me whipping him into submission, okay?
>>8692061
I met him on /sug/ (Steven Universe General over on /co/ and /trash/) and we talked and did a lot of stuff together online before we both fell for each other
He's not popular but he's done some cool stuff (did a bunch of stuff in the style of the SU video games, plus general line art) and did a little work with a game designer. I'd see his stuff all the time on /sug/ and watched his live draw streams
I'm flying back from New Orleans
>>8692063
If I can get this job that pays really nice I'll fly out there a couple times and then fly him out to San Diego
Plan B is a road trip up there and crashing with him for a bit
I really wish I could find a job in like Detroit so I can be within driving distance but Ford and GM want software engineers with more experience :(
Long term plan would be to move somewhere together after he's done with college.
I'm hungry and want some cereal, we got
>Cinammon Toast Crunch
>Honey Bunches of Oats
>Cocoa Puffs
Which do I pick?
>>8692102
>i'll find a cute beta boy and then i can share stories about me whipping him into submission, okay?
o-only if you turn str8
>>8692103
that's really cute! it sounds like you fished yourself a catch
i knew there were SU games but i never played any of them
are they mostly mobile or what?
>>8692107
Bunches
>>8692107
all three and a gallon of milk
>>8692108
i'm bisexual! we've talked about this.
>>8692094
But I don't want to pretend anymore
All it took was to meet the right girl and I just know that I've never felt that way about a man.
I'm sorry, it's just what I am
>>8692090
It's a long weekend and I'm bored as shit
>>8692082
Just because I keep hooking up with trannies doesn't make me a chaser.
>>8691490
Don't bully my fujoshi waifu.
>>8692126
"I'm totally a chaser"
t. Elanna between saying "it me" over and over :^)
>>8692126
transgender lesbian
tesbian
tresbian
trasbian
>>8692133
>>8692138
im gay
>>8692115
Thanks <3. I'm really lucky to have him
Attack the Light is a mobile game, Save the Light is a console game coming out in a few months (both have similar art styles)
>>8692140
me too
>>8692126
I know lanna, you deserve happiness and I hope you find a good gf who is nice to you
op opop
oppa mommy gf
with how many times i've taken the cosmic burger challenge my main character should be cripplingly obese
>>8692140
>>8692126
Why don't you try that with stew and brew
>>8692162
Gimme cat, or like adopt me
>>8692195
Only if you wear a dress when you clean
Favorite asstr repository?
>>8692202
>sass in a dress
thanks asshole i just threwup
>>8692188
>Nope what's dat?
>>8692209
She takes really shitty photos for mtfg.
She's actually developing a pretty legit girlbod, away from here
>>8692216
subhumans
>>8692146
T-thanks
I know of at least one girl who makes me really really happy
>>8692130
It me
>>8692194
Ew no, I have some fucking standards
>>8692215
The frilliest ofc...
With a corset
>>8692225
>It me
>It me
>It me
>All accompanied by almost falling under the table
Lanna pls
>>8692225
i feel like not getting srs would be effectively retarding my transition
i dunno
it just kind of seems like... what you do?
>>8692239
Yo tmbn
the plann to hugg elann
>>8692230
:3 ok. But i like tire easily.
>>8692242
nobodys ever going to want to see whats in your pants irl anyway
doesnt matter
>>8692245
<3 <3 <3
>>8692249
You need to earn your keep
>>8692242
take your time in trying to think about it because once you decide that yes you need srs
then the reality of being unable to afford it hits you
>>8692234
Don't tell them what a lightweight I am ree
>>8692260
I'm a hard worker!
>>8692274
YOU SIPPED
A FUCKINGSHOT
>>8692278
It was a tasty shot and I regret nothing
>>8692278
lmao
lanna a cute
>>8692260
I thought i was eye candy tho
>>8692274
Ilu
>>8692277
Hardly
>>8692281
Ya but that's not the point. You straight up nursed it
>>8692281
was it a wet pussy shot?
>>8692288
She drinks beers crazy fast though
>>8692262
if i stayed in hawaii for a year and went legit i could get everything free, but idk
i just feel like... i dunno
i don't have severe genital dysphoria, but it's like, i'm holding onto my manhood (both literally and figuratively), and for what?
>>8692290
Lies, she's slow (mentally and physically)
>>8692283
Well, ya
That's your entry ticket
Asexuality is the only way to keep your soul pure
Shed the primitive animalistic urges of coitus and non-existant concepts of love
Transcend your lizard brains
>>8692225
>one girl
didn't you break up with cis tits though?
>>8692301
Shotgun Lucky like a champ yo
>>8692301
Shotgunning beer is objectively the best way to drink it.
>>8692301
>n-no
theyre tasty
https://www.drinklab.org/wet-pussy-shot-recipe/
>>8692303
sex is actually transcendentally pure
>>8692297
It's true. She was almost 2 beers ahead of me ;_;
>>8692307
so you dont have to taste it
>>8692313
No cause it's fun lol
>>8692294
Because you're textbook agp
>>8692309
Sex is for animals
You're not animals
>>8692316
i'm afraid that if i have srs i'd be less attractive, yeah
but i dunno
i don't even like the idea of using girlbits sexually, it's just that it feels like having the proper equipment would be
well, right???
>>8692303
No
Being ace is your body coping with either a hormone imbalance or incongruence with your genetalia
>tries one progesterone
>boobs grow 5 cup sizes
Ok, seriously tho, they hurt like a bitch
>>8692304
Well, yeah
But we're definitely still 'on' if you get what I mean. I have a bad habit with exes
>>8692306
\m/
>>8692307
Idk it's alright I guess
>>8692308
That sounds fucking good holy shit
>>8692317
sex is really good and I like it though
>>8692326
>I have a bad habit with exes
Yes, you do :(
>>8692324
REEEEEEE!!!!!!
i'm going to probably start progesterone once QHI restocks
my boobs are growing well and i want to do everything i can to amke sure they keep doing so
>>8692326
Can you recommend some good yuri
>>8692317
how do you decide who to finally have sex with?
>>8692331
Wait until after the 1-year mark.
>>8692311
>Implying I couldn't beat her
She's SLOW Haribu
>tfw like the idea of having a dick sexually and am not really that interested in using a vagina at all but it just feels like having the latter would be so much more proper and and right
i don't like my brain!!!!!!!!
>>8692302
Will you call ICE on me f i get feinting spells and chronic fatigue syndrome?
>>8692327
No stop being a lizard
>>8692338
a few people have said you should wait a while, so i guess i might
but how come? i thought it just generally helped boobs fill out
>>8692342
if you ever come to america im literally just grabbing your IP and calling ICE
>>8692345
love and sex are extremely human and good
>>8692330
I mean this time round it's not really getting hung up so much as mutually not attaching a label to it.
>>8692332
I can't say I have very good taste but I've enjoyed reading NTR.
Third volume is in the mail, hypeee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNcF_aKqBdQ
>>8692341
without a vagina how are you going to give birth to your husbands babies?
>>8692351
L I Z A R D
I
Z
A
R
D
>>8692342
LA MIGRA LA MIGRA!
>>8692361
>husband
we've been over this!!!!!!!!!!
i'd obviously be using it exclusively for acts of violent lesbianism
>>8692370
your blush says otherwise
>>8692346
Theres no point lol. You're less than a year into transition, and HRT keeps changing your body for years. You should be planning like 4-5 years out instead of just 2 months. Just let things work themselves out instead of being a total hon about it.
>tfw impure thoughts
Hello I'm looking for a crazy gf, I was told to come here, which one of you is crazy enough to talk with me, fall in love, then meet up, possibly get raped and then kept in a dungeon. There's a 60/40 chance of that, or me just turning out to be a nice person to talk to.
REMINDER!!:
the derpiest bird is also the most loving.
>derplanna will be snatched up eventually by her dream person and we'll never ever see her again
>>8692380
How do you feel about peeling the skin of your feet?
"Shucking"
>>8692339
I guess you two will have to shotgun beers in a contest of intestinal fortitude or something...
>>8692390
>tfw no cute gross bf to eat the skin you peel off your feet
>>8692393
Loser is banished to Esquimalt
It's my birthday say something nice about me
>>8692388
The clock stops when you start AAs. You're acting like a total hon, trying to "maximize your experience as a woman." I suggest stopping thinking, and then planning out your life instead of running around like a headless chicken.
>>8692401
>"maximize your experience as a woman.
no, it's not that, it's just
i've got huge ass shoulders and i need big boobs to offset my frame
>>8692400
I love you~!
>>8692400
you are cute and I miss you posting the yui images all the time
>>8692401
Stopping and thinking* or stopping, thinking*
Not stopping thinking.
>>8692403
>You guys really are crazy
I sincerely apologize, I assure you that at least one person here is sane and lives a functional life.
tanya and cindy are adorable together omg
>>8692400
happy birthday, cindy~
i haven't seen you in ages
tfw post con depression
I want a girl to dominate me or a boy for cuddles.
isnt that the wrong way around???
>>8692398
High stakes. Esquimalt sucks and it smells :(
>>8692416
no!
i'm exactly the same way
i want to submit to girls and and dominate boys desu
>>8692416
its pseudo bisexuality you agp degenerate
>>8692417
It's the punishment she deserves
mommy lifestyle
>>8692412
Well, I meant to put a comma there, but I will argue that a big problem with hons is that their thought process is deluded by this feeling of haste. They need to stop thinking altogether before they can plan effectively.
>>8692413
Are you that person?
m-mommy?
why are there so many wicca trans
>>8692429
Nobody can fairly judge their own sanity. Id say elanna is.
>>8692428
>Well, I meant to put a comma there
So what you're saying is, I'm right.
Thanks miss.
>>8692435
I dont know a single one
>>8692409
back off nerd
>>8692434
need a mommy like this
>>8692436
You got contact? Idc about elan a or w/e. I want to talk to you instead
>>8692436
>IPA lover
She's not
name one thing sexier then a hairy hot sexy dadbod guy wearing a qt diaper!!!!!!!!
(hint its IMPOSSIBLE)
>>8692441
I wasnt flirting she is like half my age
>>8692441
that animes so good
>>8692436
I can, I am insane and damaged and incapable of fixing myself
>>8692448
mombod
>>8692449
No one but tanya can call me cute
>>8692432
i'm uncomfortable around guys so i don't think i could fully submit to one, unless he's super soft (personality wise) and feminine
>>8692449
A little weird with burch giving her a sensual tilde isnt it
>>8692436
I am at least 10% insane
>>8692454
>I can, I am insane and damaged and incapable of fixing myself
Can I fix you?
>>8692448
How can you shit up the thread if you wear a diaper? Shouldn't be possible.
>>8692461
nothing can fix me
>>8692456
cute
cute cute cute cute cute cute cute
>>8692456
cute
>>8692455
a hiary mombod? grossey gross TO BE DESU
>>8692462
i dont do a poopsy in my diap .~. i use the big girl potty for bathroom things diaps are just my underwear ;_:
>>8692469
That seems like a high estimate why so high
>>8692476
Your insanity is proportional to how far in the closet I am
All I've ever wanted in life is for someone to love me. It hasnt happened yet. I dont think it ever will.
>>8692483
everyone can be loved, anon
sometimes you just have to put a little effort into being positive~
>>8692481
You're only 25% in the closet now huh
I think dying will be very peaceful and happy
No more sadness or pain
Just a warm grey blanket of nothingness
>>8692487
Wait shit I didn't think that out
>desperately need sugar
>want to wean myself off soda
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
why is so futaba so adorable and tiny omg
why am i not adorable and tiny?????
i need to move somewhere with tall people so i can be smole
>>8692489
just move to Japan
>>8692499
Will they kill me for me there?
>>8692463
>nothing can fix me
Can I try?
>>8692483
LET ME LOVE YOU, YOU FUCKING IDIOT. BE MY GF
>>8692491
No no it's ok
That's a good position to be in
>>8692516
You're 100% insane
>>8692506
no but you would get to go to a japanese high school
>>8692525
I dropped out of high school the first time why would I want to go back
>>8692514
I'm scared.
>>8692523
We both know that's not true
>>8692532
Please?
>>8692535
But I'm a mess.
>>8692528
you would get to be a cute half english half japanese girl and have lots of friends
>>8692542
>pic related
i really need to get gravity rush 2
i like you, anon
>>8692543
I like the idea of killing myself better
>>8692549
but dont you want to be in anime
>>8692550
She wont even watch anime with me.
PLEASE do NOT touch my belly thank you
>>8692510
if you want to waste your time
>>8692550
People die in animes
I wonder if .357 magnum is sufficient for 100% lethality
>>8692533
It's the absolute truth, stop trying to taint me with your tranny magic
>>8692555
boops ur beep belly
>tfw you drop a chocolate chip nad you don't know if it's on you or on the chair or on the floor
WHAT DID I DO
why does god hate me
name even a signle reason why you dont pictures of hairy guys in diapers taped to the walls of your bedroom right now.
>>8692559
can u not
youre one of the only funny trips left
get a grip
tfw ur belly is full of the pizzas and the chocolate
uw~
>>8692559
.357 magnum would be sufficient for just about anyone or anything
but really you should not kill yourself because you are a cute and a sweet
would burch blog about every single thing he does here if he had actual friends?
>tfw scared away that anon
tfw read half of a post and then hid it >:/
>>8692586
are you nice?
billy joel transexual
i like diapersOn guys more then i like diapersonME WOW ;O;
god bless opiates
>>8692605
next you'll find out that you like castrating guys more than you like guys castrating you
>>8692586
A functional alcoholic desu
>>8692606
When in doubt, abuse drugs.
>>8692612
no i saw a castration thing on r9k and it made me want to throw up :~:
somone pleasse deliver coke ioe dr pepprr i wanbt tio mix this rum abnd anm too pussy fagmo rto drink straight and tiio stioned to drive
>>8692626
I will come up there and take these things from you.
>>8692626
Bleh I was with my cousin at a friend at a bar and I got up and felt dizzy and then felt like throwing up and I fucking fainted again.
I think it's all the stress and dehydration from spiro. I'm going to try and bullshit this into an orchi referral.
>>8692636
Go to bed Elanna
>try to go walk to a nearby CVS or something
>cant get shoes on because shaking too much
>lay on the ground and cry
>>8692648
Trans life is shit. I'm sorry you're going through this and even mre sorry I can't even help you.
I hope you feel better soon, your posts break my heart bcause I've felt like tgis too many a time and too often to kniw I will feel like this again in the future
i switched to 25mg cypro, down from 50, like 4 or 5 days ago
and i've been, like, waayyyyy lewder ever since
does that mean i should probably go back up???? or will cypro lower my T levels down soon or s/t
Holy shit keeping up with the gf in a bipolar manic phase is exhausting.
>>8692664
nobody cares
>>8692658
bad people deserve to suffer
>>8692667
your gf's bipolar?
i used to get hypomania pretty strongly, but it's settled down a bit on hrt
i do still get hypomanic sometimes though, like when i started dating my ex
My new kink partner also does hair.
>>8692664
Get a blood test
I miss my sex drive. Some days I think I will stop transition just to have it again
>>8692679
i don't have a doctor for that kind of stuff right now :(
the only person i'm seeing is a therapist!!!!
>tfw even on 50mg cypro people could still get you in the mood easily
>>8692673
I deserve to suffer
>>8692679
cute highlights btw
i want to dye my hair red some day
>>8692645
No, I can't look at cute pictures of girls making out when I'm asleep
>>8692687
You're the soul of kindness sheen.
>>8692689
It was supposed to be a more striking contrast but her some fucking chemical was old AF. Oh well she's still going to tie me up soon and grope and bite me I hope. And my hair shocked my mom and friend already. I've never had any color before this.
>>8692704
>tie me up soon and grope and bite me
where do i get a sadist gf desu
>tfw too anxiety to be the sadist gf
>>8692703
more like the soul of sadness and self loathing
>>8692673
Thanks? I carry that weight with me, all the people who've loved me that I've hurt and dissapointed become a burden you can never seem to unload no matter hiw hard you try.
>>8692713
Kindness and sadness are not mutually exclusive. The most giving of people are often the ones suffering the most.
>>8692693
Go to bed you shot sipping monster. Lewds will be there in the morning, plus you can see them in your dream instead
>>8692718
Too bad those of us like that are failures so it doesn't matter.
>>8692732
Nobody on this planet is completely incapable of making a positive difference in someone else's life.
>>8692732
I want to go back to my childhood, back when you needed a screen viewer to play your gameboy, not that I had a gameboy
but I didnt feel dysphoric as a child, I didnt screw up my life back then, even if I had a do-over I would probably just screw it up again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iy0QwMwPMME
>>8692679
that actually looks really good, at least it suits you more than the old color i think
>>8692741
hahahaha
On a lighter note, when I masturbate it reminds me of when I was like 12 years old and trying to figure it out.
Just going by what 'feels good' because I just keep trying different things and I can barely keep doing what feels the best because I just keep squirming and shivering from the pleasure. And reminding myself not to moan because I don't want to wake someone up.
It's weird how the same 'thing' just seems to work differently now. I definitely have to relearn the best way to do this.
>>8692769
That's a lil mean.
I'm not so bad.
>>8692771
i don't think even you believe that
>>8692772
You don't even know me.
>>8692773
i know enough to know that i don't want to desu
>>8692775
3rd hand information holds very little value.
>>8692777
i've read one of your private conversations and seen you act like an irredeemable human being on here
what more is there to know
>>8692781
I'm just a advanced AI.
>>8692781
youre a disgusting man calling others irredeemable
hahahahahahahahahah
>>8692794
>siding with chara to insult me
it's been, like, eight months, anon
don't you have better things you could be doing?
>>8692803
literally 5 people were all making fun of you today and you think we're all the same person still
dumb troll doll
>>8692789
ok
>>8692794
that's a lil mean.
>>8692803
do i have my own faction?
>>8692810
what color do u want in discord
i shouldnt really care since its ldr but it still kind of feels bad i didnt get anything for my birthday when ive been working on making something for him for weeks and bought some nice stuff to go along with it :/
>>8692818
yeah if he's not buying anything for you that's weird
my ex was buying my hrt for months after we broke up
then again, he may not think it's that serious a relationship
like me and my gf don't really buy eachother stuff, but we do spend a ton of time with eachother and do romantic stuff like draw for eachother sometimes
>>8692822
>comparing your online gf youve never seen irl and only fap and erp with to a real realtionship
>>8692074
>I think it's safe to say that I'm openly lesbian
perfect, now all you need to do is turn the pixie cut into an undercut and get a science gf my headcannon will have actually materialized
>>8692818
i hate birthday gifts, and i never give anyone anything.
>>8692829
You are a terrible person so that's ok. Nobody expects anything from you
>>8692823
did you even read the post i was replying to lol
>>8692834
i think she's legitimately insane
>goes from blackmailing people to trying to act innocent within a week's time
>>8692835
your pretending your roleplay gf is the same as a real relationship
>>8692834
what i do?
>>8692841
I'm insane, for acting nice?
[hmm]
>>8692846
>i shouldnt really care since its ldr but it still kind of feels bad i didnt get anything for my birthday when ive been working on making something for him for weeks and bought some nice stuff to go along with it :/
>i shouldnt really care since its ldr
>>8692850
oh god i care so much
im so sorry i offended the slackjaw cave troll and made him greentext
how am i supposed to live my life now
>>8692858
pls be nice
It's official. S/he's an egg.
>Has been looking up cheerleader costumes and stuff for years
>Living alone so they're looking forward to crossdressing
>Super excited when I said I could probably sew a simple cosplay
What do I do, even?
>>8692871
this dude posts 24/7 and is always talking about politics
we're just hate campaigning is all
>>8692878
idk
how gay are you?
>>8692878
let them live their own life and dont try to control it for them you nosy fatso
>>8692878
Look for more signs.
Does this person like gender bender media?
>>8692881
Pretty gay? I mean, I kind of lean towards men, but I love him/her so much...does that make her Sayaka?
>>8692880
Oh, okay.
>Keep flip flopping between wanting to transition and wanting to not
I'm a fucking mess
>>8692878
oh lol your erp partner?
i mean if your GAMP then whats the problem :[
unlessyour not and only like men then that would suck for him to turn out to be an egg
>>8692885
That's a good question. We mostly talk MLP, hypnosis, and Madoka Magica.
>>8692895
lol what
>>8692893
What is GAMP
>>8692890
I'll bite.
What parts of transition do you want the most?
What parts are you dreading the most?
>>8692905
gamp = attracted to trannies
if your not an shes just waiting to hatch then your going to mess up everything when she does
I did a weird eyeliner thing today
>>8692918
C U T E
U
T
E
>>8692912
If it's her, then I don't care if it's a boy or a girl. I love her.
>>8692923
post your face:)
>>8692907
>Being a girl
>Not being a boy
I'm very confused
>>8692926
That's a joke right?
>>8692933
No, they are the booper. I am the booped.
>>8692934
...I don't care! I love Sunny!
>>8692907
I want a feminine face + nice hips & butt the most, especially the latter, I feel like both aren't out of reach or anything since I'm not super masc/old
The scariest parts of transitioning for me are definitely not passing and the possibility of getting clocked
please convince me to finally just bite the bullet and buy cypro and E
>>8692939
no, please do.
im so excited to see your progress!
>>8692942
fucking do it
>Jocelyn is cute now
thats it I give up
>>8692942
post your face
if your too masculine to pass you will be scorned and depressed your whole life and regret the decision for the rest of it
we gotta see
>>8692942
>The scariest parts of transitioning for me are definitely not passing and the possibility of getting clocked
>please convince me to finally just bite the bullet and buy cypro and E
You can get the feminine face, nice hips and butt and not present female. I feel like I'm getting most of those things and I get gendered female once a week or so but I don't try to present female and no one gives me grief or harassses me because I still present male (at a year in, but I'm cool with it). Just don't go around in a dress or explicitly female clothing and you can build up your courage until you think you can pass.
Or just never socially transition. No one is going to make you.
>>8692954
>Never give up friend
I started way before you
>>8692950
>seven months of hrt
>>8692959
from ugly troll to ugly troll with a filter and side angle
wow congrats
>>8692957
Whodis
>>8692963
The difference is I'd cuddle the one on the right. Looks like she's got a bit of wood elf in her blood now. We could make each other flower crowns and lay in a clearing looking for shapes in the clouds.
Or in less fantastical terms, she went from the ugly friend to the femmy friend.
>>8692978
>ugly friend to the femmy friend
h-hey people used to say my pre-hrt tummy was a body goal ;_;
what does femmy friend mean tho
>>8692978
>photos are exactly how people look
lol
>>8692983
Girly guy friend.
The cute, softer one among the group. Also the one everyone suspects likes dudes.
>>8692984
I have to base it off what I see not what I don't see. That's what the pictures look like. If they're misleading then she's not misleading herself more than me. It's not like I get anything out of this.
>>8692986
;-;
but anon i have visible boobs now!!!!!
>>8692986
you couldnt possibly comprehend how much he's lying to himself
Can whoever manages the timelines link in the OP put this in there for me ty
>>8692991
what if you recreated the same pose from the left picture instead of something insanely angled and cropped
>>8692984
i honestly wonder if the trip fags that post highly composed pic really believe they look like posted pic
real life must be a bummer
>>8692994
Good old mtfg
Hint: I've done that before and it still wasn't good enough for anyone. Plus if I'm submitting to an album that has no sign of ever disappearing I'd like it to be a nice pic.
>>8693001
i mean, the shitposters will call you ugly regardless of how you look, soooo
>>8693001
let's see it?
its the only way we'll know your real progression
>>8693002
lol
i just called jocelyn cute
just because youre an ugly little troll doesnt mean everyone else it
>>8693001
>good old mtfg
i've never interacted with you, i have no ulterior motive based on any negative feelings toward you, i was just curious how that would look because for a timeline yours doesn't do a good job of showing anything. i believe we'd see some progress in the pics, and it would look cool to have such an accurate comparison
>>8693001
Good old Jocelyn.
Hint: no matter how much progress you make people will never give you recognition because everyone here is bitter and wants results without work, so seeing someone succeed makes them angry.
>>8693010
Dont samefag yourself.
>>8693010
there's also a fair few bitter men posting as anon, ie drakeposter
>>8693009
Not scrolling through my 8000+ picture camera roll nor am I re-doing my makeup so instead here's a body pic from today
2.5 years of HRT and 100 pounds difference between the before pic posted prior and this pic. Imgur link cause lewd https://imgur.com/a/VZRUN
>>8693010
Theres a reason she hides her chin and every picture is angled. Dont want to interrupt the white knights though.
>>8693010
I second this. It's the whole "bucket of crabs" mentality. If you want an example, just look at how Valq loses her fucking mind every time Charlotte shows up.
>>8693014
actually this place is literally newfags
b/c joc got bullied out of here a long time ago and it wouldn't be hard to do it again, but everyone is new, kek
>>8693017
how is your voice these days?
are you full time?
I am glad you made it :)
>>8693017
those soft, supple, twinkhon conetits mmmmm yum yum.
>>8693017
>2.5 years of HRT and 100 pounds
Holy shit that's impressive. And yeah, you look like you pass decently.
>>8693025
more like twunk
>>8693029
I'd ship the two of them desu.
>>8693031
twunk-hon conetits mmmm yum yum
>>8693034
maybe they would finally leave people alone lmao
>>8693035
chaser, you ever catch a tranny irl?
>>8693037
Lol I kinda doubt it. They both enjoy pissing vulnerable people off too much.
>>8693025
nono those aren't conetits, they're mosquito bites, another variant of the twinkhon physiology
>>8693039
i dun like trannies
>>8693041
>misgenders and shitposts at me one post
>tries to talk normally with me literally the next post
every time i see charlotte reply to me i just roll my eyes
>>8693045
I mean, she seems to have some semblance of a social life, so I doubt she's coming back here to make friends.
>>8693043
you're funny you should start tripping
woah wait somoene posted my favorite meme today
i guess today actually was a good bithday
>>8693054
ido trip im puffybutt
>>8693055
now i feel dirty,
to think i just showered
good nite scat lovers
>>8693056
i dont like that, i just like diapers,they are super duper cute
is their anything better then a big hairy male wearing aDiaper
name one thing better then it.
(pic unrelated just a message from the hsts alliance)
my chest hurts today :c
>>8693072
congraldualtions on your budding conetits carol
>>8693077
oh i meant that and
also
when i get sad the left of my chest hurts a lil
>wrote yesterday how diaperfag and i have a ton in common
>she said my copypasta was her favorite and she take my memes
Def GOAT poster
>>8693081
hey caroline are you feeling better?
>>8693089
still
pretty sad
cause emma is gone
Is diaper Robin or that brewing it poster?
>>8693086
heheehehe c:
>>8693094
no im neither of those people
>>8693094
diaperanon is neither
and is a p adorable poster
I talked to a nice Anon last night. We were gonna exchange contact info but I fell asleep. I'm sorry, depressed anon
>>8693104
no not phie
but is still adorbs
>>8693106
Well I'm out of guesses
>>8693090
At least youre a little better then
I didnt know where you went but hopefully someone talked you better on Discord or Skype or something
what do u do if a boy tells u u smell good?
>>8692542
>But I'm a mess.
I don't care, please?
>>8692583
I'm still here
>>8692583
be my gf idiot