/mtfg/ transgirl general

poopy butts

Trannies are super gay

>>8683572

nah but I used to hallucinate all the time that I was at work instead of laying in bed. that was pretty weird.

>please do share with us when you feel it sounds nice.

Eh it might never get there. I lack discipline.

>>8683584
If you are in doubt, just eat an apple afterwards too or something.
Instantly turns every meal super healthy, don't worry.

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I kinda want to bleach my hair
I think it would go well with my eyes

5th 4 b my gf plz

>>8683614
What color

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omg, /r9k/ is great.
these are my people.
these people are all fucked up, & i feel right @ home.
they all just need to fucking grow a pair, but otherwise, they're cool.
i seriously wish they'd stop calling me a trap on vocaroo threads tho
>i got the pic from /r9k/. i thought it was really funny

I'm so bored, I don't have a car and I live in a suburban wasteland. Help.

>>8683617
just like...the white-ish blonde

>>8683622
get your bf to drive over to you

>>8683603
>hallucinations at work
There is so many ways this could go wrong. But it sounds kinda fun too. Are you into coffee?

>Eh it might never get there.
Then post WIP so we can embarass ourselves in public together?

>>8683614
>>8683631
Do it!

>>8683614
Dont do it, would look wierd imo. Your hair looks pretty as is.

>>8683631
If I were you with thosw eyes I'd go for strawberry blonde or reddish brown before that. :)
But cool. That white ish blonde is more like 20's hair colour and my colour selections are more like mom hair colours lol

>>8683645
>>8683647
>>8683648
if I ever get a stable income again I'll give it a try

>>8683645

I'm sorta into coffee. I work at a coffee shop. I don't drink it all that much though, I don't want to develop an addiction. Yesterday I had a cappuccino, it was my first caffeine in maybe a week and boy was I flyin'. Almost stayed up too late.

>post WIP?
'kay. Here's my latest recording of anything worthwhile. https://soundcloud.com/shiishii/operation-acoustic-circle-jerks-cover
>it's 5 months old
fuck I've done nothing :\

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ohayo!

>>8683622
Same. Saving up for a new road bike so I can gtfo of here

it's my life's dream to repress being trans

I won't let repressophobes get me down or stop me

>>8683676
hai lil puffbutt

>>8683676
こんにちは

>>8683656
>I work at a coffee shop.
DREAM JOB. Do you like it? Are there desserts and fancy food?
And cappuccinos are the best, my sister makes fake one with instant coffee, chocolate powder and milk powder and we drink it every morning of every day of winter.

>I don't want to develop an addiction.
Fair. I worked at a mind nubmingly boring job and drank coffee to stay awake. Soon enough I was doing 1.5 liter a day.

>song
Nya, you sound nice. Not perfect, and that and is this blah blah, open voice and falsettos are super hard and whatever, you know, but you do sound nice. And nice lyrics.

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>>8683678
It is seriously the worst, you have lane dreams anon.

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this is my favorite meme

>>8683585
I had very lewd thoughts about Kayla and her brother last night. B/c of her shitpost offer to go be shared by both.
Fkn dreams.

>>8683701
>Nya
>mfw adult males go on the Internet pretending to be women and write anime sounds in text

Welcome to 2017.

>>8683676
Hoi!
Also please post fave lolita dress or coord I dare you.

>>8683707
>I actually say "nya" in casual conversations
Haha, checkmate!

>>8683706
>Brother
Ha
I meant BF
Autocorrect
But sure, male Kayla, too I guess.

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>>8683707
>implying that wasn't the thing to do in 2001 too

Go cry, like you are any better lurking here.

>>8683706
Remind me to bring disinfectant wipes for the bong and vaporizer mouthpieces when we chill, don't want to catch anything from you Dirty Flirty. ;)

>>8683711
>bf not brother

Okay that's a little less WhoreAsaurus Rex lol.

>tfw feeling sad
>tfw chaser called me offering me coke
Dealers always get you when you're down.

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henlo mtfg. post music and tell me how you're doing, pls and ty. i've been blaring this song nonstop for a few days now personally.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2quiyHfJQw

>I am not and will never be a woman
>too masc and old achieve remotely acceptable results from transitioning
>no victory or success will ever taste sweet because I won't be who I want to be when I achieve them
>internal struggle to come up with reasons for doing basically anything

how to beat this apathy? If i'm going to live any kind of life I need be able to accept who I am, what i'm not and find goals/motivation to live.

>>8683701

Yeah it's pretty cool. Mostly because of the people. All my coworkers are pretty nice and took my coming out in stride, although I feel weird about working with people who knew me as a guy. One of my coworkers who didn't misgender me for months has done it like twice in a week and I don't know if he's being a dick or just slipping up or what. :\ We sell pastries and sandwiches that are ok.

Thanks. It's hard fucking work to try to get the same power out of this voice as my old one. A lot of the time I just feel like a screeching faggot. And I mostly didn't write them but yeah it's cool how a 35 year old song a dude wrote about a vasectomy can resonate with us.

>>8683723
Ick, what a lame overpriced drug though

>>8683716
>>8683718
Honestly, I've had a bout of mental sexual liberation as of late....
First time since I went on my manwhore tour in a final flurry of repression
Lol,okee but like, I'm a super dooper lightweight rn.
>>8683730
Really fucking tired of the workingman's game.
https://youtu.be/6NXnxTNIWkc

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>>8683730
This.
Sorry discogs b/c it's not on youtube

>>8683702
EVil trannies must be stopped

>>8683741
Some people like it, some people don't. I like it.

>>8683730
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZB7Xjd34pjo

And I dunno I'm a boy now so

>>8683756
Thought that nigga was bankrupt?

>>8683730
i am doing well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4egIAOPp3Wc

>>8683739
Give up and be hueg like xbox hon like me

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hi

>>8683757
His corporation filled for reorganization and he dropped his debt from 36 million to 22 million and he payed it off in 2 years

I wouldn't call him a bitch for pulling a trump and just fucking over creditors for personal profit

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>>8683742
>lightweight

This machine will ruin you.

>>8683762
hello :D

>>8683764
Well good for him.

>>8683760
can't do it, I'm pretty certain my mental state will be worse, not better.

I dunno how people here think of it/describe it but my 'ought' is about 8 inches shorter and a sternum maybe 1/3 closer to my spine than my 'is'.
There are things you just can't change that cause me no small amount of distress on the bad days.

>>8683656
you have a very cute, awkward sounding voice

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>>8683775
I may have vaped too much too fast but what is to close to where?

>>8683730
Nice music.

I've been doing fine. I wanted to diet to get rid of manfat, but between family events I've only managed to eat like a piggu until now. But all's been fine, uni is going, got my first bras and been getting more and more hopeful about stuff. Also chatting with you all has been good for me, though I think I spend way too much time here though.
https://youtu.be/wgA4R_4HHK8
You?

>>8683740
She might be slipping and going back to subconscious memory in a hurry or something. And 100% still dreamjob, jelly.

Well, it is kinda screech-y, but it fits the lyrics and still sounds nice. Sure, sounding more open would be better but that is really, really easier said than done. And yes life is weird.

>>8683782
saying my chest is too deep, by a lot.

like a rugby forward.
I used to get picked for the rugby team at school despite having no talent or inclination just because I could carry 2-3 kids my age in early puberty.

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>>8683769
Idk, IT DOESNT EVEN HAVE GOOGLY EYES

>lend brother a travel bag for going on holiday "it doesnt have any of that hormoney stuff in it does it?" xdddddddddddd fml

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>>8683770
hugg

>>8683789
Come to London, snort coke with me.

>>8683778

I like these adjectives. Thank you anon.

>>8683785

I wanna sound screechy though. :3 But screechy like a girl and not a faggot.
song related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0oeqAQ1qE8

>>8683789
tell him if he puts his boxers in it and waits 48 hours, they'll turn into panties

>>8683785
Sounds kinda 80s

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>>8683788
You better bring me some as a peace offering since you called me an armlet q_q. Some of us are too rich for Manual labor.

That's what Manuel is for.

We will have to work you up to the tolerance needed for The Space Vase

>>8683819
Zomg a triple.
$$$$
Okeh.
Or, like...one we're to that point in our friendlationship, I'll just come stick a syringe full of estrogen in your right buttcheek.
I'm all spooped about smoking rn b/c of the welding gig I might have lined up. Like, apparently I have an IN and they just want an app and dinner.
So, like, maybe we can hold off on smoking for tenetively 2 weeks from now

>>8683800
Okie.

>>8683806
He might never talk to me again if I do that and rightfully so.

>>8683834
When do you wanna come?

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>>8683826
Whenever nerd :3

Just gotta do it sometime so I know you're not the poleeps!

We could snoke untestable pure cannibidiol wax right now if you wanted to cheat? :P no thc so they cant test for it, shorter sleepier high but in big doses CBD is still fun

>>8683730
Ok, being real
https://m.mixcloud.com/flufftronix/dirty-south-joe-flufftronix-luvstep-iv-a-new-hope/
It's a long mix, track forward if you don't like a portion.
I've yet to listen through #5

>>8683842
Do you have like straight up CBD?
Just get in a car with me on a windy road. ....
Esp with a solid rear diff.
Cops don't /into/ apexes and butt wiggles.

I hope all of you die

>>8683849
I have to order it special but I can get every extract type conceivable

>>8683853
fuck off dumb jock

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>tfw your painfully sore nips are tightly pressed up against your bf's chest as he holds you tight

>>8683730
Oldie but goodie...
"We got a minefield of crippled affection
All for the borrowed mirror connection
That's why I'm leaving this spoken detention
I'm a romance addict so that I can confess that
I get world sick every time I take a stand
Well, I get world sick, my love is for my man"
https://youtu.be/bWvD1GUjeeQ

>>8683756
Do you want to be my boyfriend.

>>8683853
Us too
>>8683855
I might take you up on that for my scoliosis

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really want to cuddle someone

>>8683860
Fuck off hon

>stumble across multiple stories in the last day or so about people my age with horrific terminal illnesses which has always been major spooksville for me
>remind myself literally only one person in my family has died of cancer out of several branches I know of, was a heavy smoker, and everyone else has lived to their late 80s
>haha yeah I only have hypotonia to worry about, everything's probably going to be fine statistically
>get in bath and immediately go completely blind and numb/unable to move properly for ~2-3 mins lying in a full bath because my lungs couldn't handle the humidity even with the window wide open 'cause hypotonia

lol fuck me I guess

>>8683826
>Even considering ruining your new job chances
That's real pre hrt Kayla level self destruction bish

>>8683849
Also all my good cars are in storage since the integra race car got stolen from the shop a week after its PrevOwner got raided by the task force

The cops found receipts and took it off the books or the IRS moving in right after he sold it to me to get him back on his feet after bailing out. The timing is two weird and two other friends got raided since (they took his phones and computers, probably found stupid shit saved like gps tagged pics)

I know he didn't squeal but its a fucked situation so high value items are in discrete storage.

Just mudded up the c6 rallying it to say good bye for a few months q.q >>8683716

>>8683880
No.
I'll know in 2 weeks if I need a ua and can just smoke after, dinglebery

>>8683885
Or its the IRS moving in*

Too weird*

I'm fugged from this whip vape

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>>8683886
>>8683880
Y'all cowards don't even smoke crack.

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>>8683894
Nope. I smoke cigars.

>>8683900
Fidel didn't die he just transitioned

>>8683885
That's really sad :(
So, see them in April I guess. Lol
>>8683894
Strawberry Kush is my all-time favorite.
My guy's family back when I was selling grew blue dream for the dispensaries in CA. That was like 99% of what I had but every once in a while, he'd come through from neighboring farms

>>8683853
I want this

>>8683886
You're the dingleberry, dork

>>8683900
Cigars are okay, only form of tobacco I ingest since they ruined Djarums with that absurd law.

That's a cute picture though

>>8683894
I do mommy drugs like benzos

>family kidnaps me and forces me to stay on at the table with them
>grandfather takes my cellphone away while people (and me) are eating
>bf wants to go outside and shoot airgun
I just want to post and do nothing all day why are people so mean

>>8683809
Nu disco is the greatest dancy genre and yes.

>>8683803
>I wanna sound screechy though. :3
It fits desu, and you sounded the part through most of it too.
Video not available on my phone though ;~;

>>8683916
i love mommy drugs

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>>8683908
Nah I'll run the c6 on hankook i*cept evo ice rally tires in the winter this year

See how cocky you really are driving :x

It has 503 whp and revs faster and higher than a stock ls2/ls3

>>8683879
>remind myself literally only one person in my family has died of cancer out of several branches I know of
Same. We got the beetus bad though.
>>8683918
Never heard of nu-disco, I like original disco though. I got this great album, a mix from the Paradise Garage gay bar in New York, 1979.

I don't know why I am watching keeping up with the kardashians ._.

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>>8683924
0 to 61.5 on the street, just shy of 911 Turbo S range and with a better 70 to 150

All time favorite car, set up for road race and controlled oversteer, feels a lot like a more controllable late gen viper

>>8683935
I like that programme too. My aunt is obsessed with it, I think she wants to move to LA and be a Kardashian herself.

>>8683918

it was Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill

>>8683935
You hate your brain presumably?

>>8683943
It's good escapism.

>>8683922
Let's drink wine and do mommy drugs anon

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>>8683940
Oh I would never want to be a kardashisn
they are vapid and vain...frivolous and...nothing like what I am or want to be.

>>8683840
duno i go into london on the 22nd.

i need someone to force me to actually voice train
>>8683953
>>8683840
I'm in london 15-25
meetup with me and nico?

>>8683951
I wanna be a dumb bimbo, I'm gonna get lots of plastic surgery and destroy my brain with drugs.
>>8683953
Okay I was thinking September but maybe I can meet you then. I'll book a hotel and buy 2 grams of coke, we have a good time.

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>>8683924
I've raced ethanol sand dragsters that'd be pro1 on pavement.
And, off-road rally.
So
K
Btw, if you ever see my peeps in a big blue f250.... Is me.
My running truck...

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>>8683936
Well yeah it has a better high end....
It's a fucking v8
Stud them rears and we'll find us a nice lake track in Feb.
>I even keep my crappy runners spotless

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>>8683961
...you do you I guess
I just want to be a wife and mother, learn lots of neat stuff and play piano

>>8683963
>peeps

Cute :x I will keep an eye out. I am driving unregistered 200x vehicles with dealer tags right now, so I cant be sure what you should look for lol

>>8683960
>>8681632
My offer to meet Proxie is purely alturistic; to give her an escape from her problems, I have no interest in actually being friends with her.

Question: At what point do I start wearing a bra?

They're not very big right now. I don't think they'd fit in anything. I know my band size is 32.

I've been wearing like this sports bra thing since my mam said she can see my nipples and that I should start wearing a bra. I've only been on hrt for 3 weeks lol, but she was right if I don't wear it you can really see my nipples.

>>8683972
OMG. There's so friking many dealer plate cars here

You guys do know that everyone on this board hates you, right?

>>8683985
why would i care what a bunch of fags and trannies and maybe 10 lesbians think

>>8683976
why don't you wanna be friends with people?
I like you

>>8683981
>tfw probably technically needed a B cup bra before hrt even with a 34" waist @ 200 lbs/6'1

Its worse still now that I'm 230ish after prison, god damn high E made being a boy so shitty

>>8683993
You mean everyone that isn't mtf?

>>8683985
it's just the self-important trutrans dorks

>>8683997
Now you do sure, but in a few months you'll discard me like everybody does and leave me heartbroken.

>>8684001
lol so like a third of the people on the board?

>>8684006
No, it's not. It's all of you. You've completely destroyed this board and you make the collective LGBT community, trannies especially, look worse than we do already.

>>8683730
Saint Edie has returned

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Tfw when lesbs like u but they don't like u being a tranny.

Lmfao

Take me nao YHWH don't Job me dude

>>8684014
i meant it's only people like you who hate us

>>8684007
shakira come on you must realize that the logic of "I'll never stop talking to people if i never hang out with them in the first place" is not a way to go through life.

what happened?

>>8684014
Whom do you speak for anon? Becauae if it's your opinion, you actually know what you can do it.

>>8684022
You people really are fucked in the brain, aren't you? Are you really this delusional and self obsessed that you can't see how you've literally ruined this board for everyone else?

>>8684014
>completely destroyed this board
lol how
>make us, especially trannies, look bad
by just being how we are? this is what transgirls are like, too bad if someone doesn't like it

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>>8684014
who cares, the rest of lgb are subhumans as well so whats your point?

>>8684032
this is our board tho

>>8684021
Is that you

>>8684032
>waah i don't like it when people talk to each other with nicknames in their own thread!

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>>8684021
Lol, lesbos think transguys are okay and can be a normal thing but transwomen are men in a dress

>>8684041
Ye

>>8684032
I don't see how? It been contained except for occasional /r9k/ invasion.

>>8684036
>>8684038
>>8684040
Disgusting. You really are completely psychopathic egomaniacs. My ftm friend was completely right about you, you make everything about yourselves and then you drive it straight into the ground.

>>8684021
I somehow got a hot lesbian before transitioning because of my butchfemale personality and empathy. If I hadn't I'd be fucked I think

>>8684049
Your hair is nice

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Worst day ever, can't stop crying. Help :(

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>>8683998
Did all the prison boys touch your butt because it was so cute
>>8684053
Lol

>>8684053
lol are you saying we post too much? i'm sorry that not enough lgb or ftm give a fuck about this board but it's not our fault you idiot

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>>8684053
drive me straight into the ground, daddy~

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>>8684053
no, I just want to put people like you in the ground.
I want to carefully slice your throat open and drink your blood

>>8684060
whats wrong anon? :(

>>8684060
Find a shotgun, put it in your mouth, and pull the trigger. Problem solved.

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>>8684053
>t. A retarded person

FtMs are idiots anyways. Its like being mad you got chocolate ice cream instead of feces

>>8684053
Your complaints should be sent somewhere else.

>>8684053
>man complains women post too much in their own thread

typical lmao

>>8684063
No, it's not even about the quantity of what you post, it's WHAT you post. You prove your own insanity extremely easily.

>>8684060
Eat ice cream problems solved

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>>8684053
>you make everything about yourselves and then you drive it straight into the ground.
That's just normal female behaviour.

You're right though, trannies ruin everything they get their cootie-coated hands on - everything from speedrunning to cosplay to ERPing on discord

>>8684074
Are you a boy or a girl, anon

>>8684046
It's all about the vagoo, amirite?
Even if it's a dried out smelly testosterone riddled vag.

>>8684055
Ya, i sort of have this disfunctional relationship with a girl who hasn't admitted to herself that she's bi leaning to lesb, but it really destroys me every couple of weeks, lmao.

>>8684074
rofl this is 4chan you retard who gives a fuck about post quality

>>8684079
You forgot that professor oak picture

>>8684080
Lolya.
Like, somehow a ftm vagina, hairy deflated boobs, and a squishy hairy girl butt, balding with a beard manlet is better than a girl with a weiner

>>8684066
I have a 12 gauge in the basement but it's gonna be messy and I don't want to do that to my landlords. Also family, friends - I love them, otherwise I would be long dead
>>8684065
>whats wrong anon?
Everything sucks, I can barely stay up, just sleep, am lethargic, my flat is dirty, i'm not able to work, i have a beard due to hair removal, i can't stop crying, I hurt my parents feeling big time... that all I can think of atm.
I hate myself so much it hurts. I already ate 1000 kcal today which is my upper limit but eating some rice would distract me but I would probably puke it all out, hating myself even more. Blergh
What about you?

>>8684079
Bisexual male. Why? I stopped browsing here years ago, and after asking about it, most my friends tell me to stay the fuck away. I can completely see why.

>>8684077
Okay well at least one autist in here agrees with me.

>>8684080
That sounds like a doom relationship kid

>>8684066
What if you don't live in the US and shotguns aren't available in Walmart?

>>8684093
Rope is pretty easy to come by in any country, I would think.

>>8684090
why do you come to this thread? why not just read the threads relevant to you?
also frogposter is (mostly) sarcastic

>>8684090
Okay, so, you came here just to bitch about trannies while you'd gladly put your weiner in one.
I just asked you what gender you were, not your life story brobro

>>8684093
Good question

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>>8684090
>Okay well at least one autist in here agrees with me.
I recognised the full extent of the Tranny Problem some time ago, and how bad things could become if we let them go unchecked

Since then I've taken active steps to counteract their harmful influence.

>>8684090
You're not making yourself look good

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>>8684087
oh anon, I am sorry
what happened between you and your parents?

I dont have alcohol, so I am feeling very sad and lonely rn

>>8684104
Is that you /pol/?

>>8683981

whenever u feel like it
I started wearing sports bras / undershirts like a month or two into HRT and started wearing cupped bras with inserts and pushup bras a few months later even though they were too big for me.

This general really needs a death pool where we takes bets on which of us dies first.

We can all deposit little fractions of btc into a grand prize account :3 last girl alive takes all

>>8684107
Do you drink when you normally post

>>8684108
no that's nigel, a short guy with a good sense of humor that's probably somewhat chaser-ish and lives in London. He has a tiring job as well.

>>8684098
I decided to crawl into the belly of the beast where I would likely get the most responses. The frogposter, sarcastic or not, is completely correct though.

>>8684099
>life story accusation over a short explanation
I like how you assume that I'd stick my dick in one of you sick freaks. I don't fuck creatures this vain. Maybe if you weren't psychos, I would consider it.

>when you're so bored you reply to trolls

Am I the only drug free smoke free poster in here? Booze is the One True Jam.

>>8684118
Alcohol is a drug.

>>8684115
You lost me at short guy

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>>8684118
I'm straight edge

>>8684090
>bi-fag complaining about LGBT
>probably just had an experimental phase and went back to dating girls
It's not like we want to be associated with flamboyant faggots either.

>>8684117
Wow, buttrustlé

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>>8684117
>its vain to want to feel better

I don't even use makeup and hardly brush my hair lol. Wtf are you talking about? We have literally the lowest self esteem humanly possible

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>>8684114
if its past 4pm in Germany, always.

>>8684117
you didn't say how we ruined the board yet

>>8684126
Curtains matches

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>>8684115
>short guy
I'm above the global male average.

Houw je bek, kutbeestje, or I'll pay a visit to poor, sweet, innocent Nicole.

>>8684125
>too delusional to see that he IS a flamboyant faggot

>>8684118
ThC is the most trutrans drug. Causes gyno, lowers test, makes you gentle.

Alcohol is for fools

>>8684139
Did I just type trutrans?

Siri is autism contageous?

>>8684126
fuck i really want srs
>>8684137
cute
>kutbeestje
wow rude that's a bit too harsh

>>8684086
>Girl with a weiner
That barely even works because of the hormones.
*Fix'd

>>8684091
Lmao, u don't even know the half of it friendo

>>8684096
>Rope
I don't want kinky fetish freak.

>>8684100
Rope anon doesn't understand your whole violent undertones of hating us so much that only death you desire for us is destroying your skull with an explosion from a shotgun shell and making a statement about how you hate existence enough to ruin it for everyone forever, from the people that find your remains to the people who you denied a funeral farewell to the people who will be still finding pieces of your skull in nooks and corners of the room years after you've decomposed

>>8684107
I drove to them via bus on thursday, they were super happy that I finally visited them again. We made plans, wanted to this and that.
Midway I suddenly couldn't stop crying and just wanted to go home. I was 30 min from home but got out early, bought another 30€ train ticket and drove all the way back.
They were devastated and sad and I hate myself for it. I don't deserve such sweet parents.
My mom just called me (I ignored her call yesterday, we usually call each other daily) and I could barely speak, just 'jep.' or "mhm." always super short but I'm sure she knows something is up. God I'm such a failure
Anyway, what about you?

>>8684137
Stop lying you're probably 5'6"

>>8684125
I have a boyfriend. 2 and a half years together actually.

>>8684142
> siri: only when you're feeling insecure

>>8684113
Ha I already died and was brought back to life and failed a sudoku overdose attempt 2 weeks ago so i guess I'm out of the pool.

I want a boyfriend so bad ;-;

>>8684155
Boys suck

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>>8684152
...so... always?

Do you know where you are lol?

>>8684142
Thc worsens my orthostatic pressure so weed makes me feel like death is a good option

>>8684143
Good, maybe it'll teach you not to be so mean in the future.

>>8684147
I'm 5'7" actually.

>>8684144
>Barely works
Speak for yourself
>>8684143
Sames.
Sames.
I hate having to tuck after using the bathroom.
& I hate having to be so picky about bikini bottoms with wide enough fabric

>>8684158
I'm so lonely tho

>>8684155
What do you have to offer?

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>>8684145
are you out to them anon?
it sounds like they mean well and want to be there for you. Give it time, you ll most certainly be able to fix this.

I should plan unistuff so I can get done with it but I just cant be bothered. its just too much stress at the moment for me. I just dont wanna do anything.
my bf is basically doing everything for me rn and I am just being a useless bitch ;_;

I doubled my antipsych dosage 2 days ago, I hope that helps.

>>8684159
It runs repent here

>>8684163
Get a dog

>>8684160
Oh pots? That really sucks sweetheart I'm sorry.
>>8684162
I want a little loss of function lol, T libido is legitimately obnoxious

>>8684162
idk i'd just feel... better? Like just existing would feel significantly better I feel. I dont have issues with tucking, i'd just feel more comfortable existing in my body i'd feel. And obviously being naked etc.

>>8684162
Um, i thought we were talking about lesbs not likng me on okcupid. Lol.

I'm sure you a hard cock hole penetrator gril, tho

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I'm so bored

>Being that booty blasted about height
I'm 5'6

>>8684176
You'll lose all libido, and develope a female sex drive in a year's time
>>8684177
Also sames. Whenever I have cis female friends over, I walked around topless with no cares in the world after a shower while getting dressed.
They thought it kindof funny and some were somehow jelly. But, like, I told em if be completely nude if my bottom bits matched.
One of em got flushed and I giggled.
But yeah, I'd be way more comfy with anyone seeing me without a weiner

>>8684181
Well ya.
But like, I've full enough functionality for a fleshy (mostly feelingless) strap on

>>8684187
That makes it sounds like females don't want sex or like sex

>>8684167
I wish I had aryan melancholic bf to help me along, I just have to will myself out of bed and do pointless stuff all day every day and pretend i enjoy things.

>>8684176
I know :(

>>8684195
You clearly don't have a female sex drive.
There's a reason women can go years without it or masturbating.
It's not an innate instinctual need while running on E

reminder chasers are evil

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>>8684167
Ah, I just noticed you're german aswell!
Yes, I'm out to them since a few years, I pass, they even show pictures arround and are proud, for the most part. Never got sir'd in 4 years and even female relatives are impressed (not to brag).
I remember how bad uni was, I dropped out of my M.Sc. - even had a paid M. Sc. and Ph.D.- position but I blew it, caused by my boss and my colleagues harrassing me (+sexual harrassment) and because depression got worse. I'm fed up with the bs I've studied and don't know what I'm supposed to do...
Good luck with your uni-stuff, I know how painfully stressful it can be :( I'm happy you got a bf though :)

>>8684193
I dont understand how to combine half funcionality with strap on. Is this like some magical toy?

>>8683614
dont do it senpai, it hurts and thins hair, trust me.

>>8684196
>that face when you're Slavic
Feels sad man

>>8684205
You misunderstood.
I've full functionality.
But, my dysphoric mental blocks make it about as useful as a strap on for me.
I can use it to please others, not so much myself.

>>8684200
Most women are not going that long tho

>>8684200
Stop conflating your asexuality with female libido. Do you even have any cis friends?

>>8684212
So you can't get off by making some else get off.

I want someone to face fuck me good and hard and bust a load on my face

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>>8684221

>>8684214
Again, you clearly aren't standing in Estrogenized shoes.
I'm married, had sex 5 times since last night and basically spent 1 month prior without sex or masturbation b/c, again, it's not an instinctually itching craving desire with a female sex drive.
Hell, being horny is different.
A fluttery feeling where a uterus would be that tingles up and travels to your breasts, electric.
Guys just feel it in their prostate.

>>8684221
Hot

>>8684225
I still want it tho

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>>8684203
wew anon, it sounds like your life isnt as bad as it first sounded. at least the transition stuff seems to be sorted out already.

which field would you be interested in?

>>8684196
it doesnt always make things easier. I feel guilty a lot because I objectively make his life worse. Hed be happier if he had never met me.
Its a hard truth to learn

i am going to kill myself but my mom is crazy and im afraid she would kill herself too because of it

>>8684217
>Valq asexual
I really love how noob anons drop in and try to give sass without knowing context.
Lmao.

>>8684212
I've used viagra for that lol. I mean i actually finally was ablw to remain interested enough in masterbation like 2 days ago after some 4 months of 0 libido

>>8684233
Same.

>>8684226
>wait you did it 5 times in one night

>>8684217
All I have are cis friends.
Haven't you always wondered why married women have the joke of withholding sex?
>>8684220
Well, yes.
I'm speaking strictly from like sensory/sexual stimulation tho.
I can't orgasm with my gt.... Unless I spend like 30 minutes alone with my thoughts and a vibrator

>>8684226
Please stop mansplaining how real women feel.

>>8684233
objectively doesn't matter when you're dead because she won't matter anymore(to you), because you will be nothingness and not know of her anymore.

>>8684233
Your mom checkmate you

>>8684231
Oh I understand, i carry heavy obligations of innocent human beings, I'll tell you about it one of these days.

>>8684244
3x last night, 2x this morning, before my first post.
Last night, the 20 minute gaps between my posts were honestly just me getting ravaged.
>>8684234
Would you ever think of using it to mitigate your suitor problem?

>Don't even feel dysphoria as others explain it
What the fuck. It's more I look in the mirror and go "no thx" or see someone in public and go "rather be them yo." Am I even Trans

>>8684231
I can't wait till white ppl are exctint

>>8684248
Quit repressing and get on hrt

>>8684249
This makes no sense, you're confusing anon's guilt and your nihilism and making a muddled argument that has no point.

>>8684257
Say what you want, but when you die, everything you did in life and everything after it doesn't matter, because you are no more. Unless you believe in an afterlife, but I doubt many here are religious.

>>8684253
I still think your partner isn't hiting it right. If he can't find a way to help you reach a orgasm.

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>>8684255
I hope youre asian, because if we re gone, the azns will genocide everyone that isnt one of them

>>8684262
Lolwtf
I have anal orgasms... Often.
Just, achieving orgasm through my gt is tricky (largely from dysphoria & a mental block)

>>8684253
Do you mean fucking men? It sort of works with girls with vags but it's not hard enough for sphincter penetration. Not even hot transgirls. So idunno about guys.

Besides like sex for me is something secondary that I feel nice about whenever I have some sort of connection and trust with someone. Not that I'm pure or anything because I would sex with anyone who has chemistry with me, but chemistry is a bitch, lol

>>8684261
Are you it doesn't matter none of this matters

>>8684265
I'm black and have started to hate you since are an unironic nazi, shakira is the only nice person here
Malaysia is Asian and Muslim
They won't allow It

>>8684249
i agree with the logic of nothing matters after death, but nothing matters only from an egocentric standpoint. objectively there are people that will suffer as a consequence of my actions, objectively these things will continue to matter for them

>>8684231
I'm glad transition stuff turned out great but still, dysphoria cripples me daily and I have no self-confidence, I don't leave the house, I don't have any local friends (besides one 15 years older from the ward). Many think 'oh gee if I pass all my worries are gone' but WROOONG nope, it's not like that. I have a few additional diagnoses which make my life a living hell (also 'severely handicapped 90/100 pts')
How is yours going?
>which field would you be interested in?
Toxicology or working with humans, helping others. I volunteered a few years ago and never told anyone cause I don't want so seem like someone collecting sympathy points. I just honestly like helping others. Maybe I overtax myself, I tend to do that ._.
Oh, I just quit my job and studied something STEM (where women are still 50% though)
What do you do in your day-to-day-life?

>>8684277
but they don't matter to you cuz u dead nigga

>>8684278
if your transition stuff turned out great but you still get crippled by dysphoria then why even bother transition instead of killing yourself, isnmt it clear that's the only option?

>>8684266
Prove it post sex with partner

>>8684283
But the world still goes on anyway.

Stirner was wrong. Egoism is poison for the mind.

>>8684270
Ngl, I had sex daydreams about you while I was also thinking about Kayla and her bf last night.
All of which involves me being the sub.
Except for Kayla's derpy ass, she needs a Dom.

But, no,
I meant like, the solicitor you have contact with once a week who's probably gradually turning Lezzy and keeps fucking with your emotions

>>8684285
Hahhhaa
>Proving how I orgasm
Oookay anon.
How about you just buy a plane ticket to Fargo and find out first hand

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>>8684273
>malaysia

lol

>started to hate you

oh, so we have something in common. maybe we should be friends

>>8684278
yap I know what you mean

>How is yours going?

my transition?

I am studying history. I also have a bachelors in english. gonna have my masters in history later this year if Id start applying for final exams, but cant be bothered rn.
other than that I do nothing but being a crippled lil ball of anxiety.
antipsychs help a bit though.

where do you live?

>>8684273
Hey

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Gonna get some dick in a few min. You transbians don't know what you are missing

>>8684273
You have to compartmentalize it to like Phie. It took me sometime to get use to her and not be put off by her nazi propaganda. Never have I've someone whom views I've disagreed more that still find like able.

>>8684298
tbqhon I get plenty of feminine penis thank you very much

>>8684254
ye u are

>>8684286
water is wet, but even our time as humans is extremely insignificant in time

>>8684297
Just because somebody is black, it doesn't mean they want to be your autism'd out self's friend.
You literally scared away every other black trip by being clingy and dumb and assuming skin pigment matters at all.
Fucking racist.

>>8684300
Eww feminine penises are reserved for the pleasure of real men

>>8684299
nah being a nazi, ironically or not, is not an accetable character trait

>>8684307
tbqhon I think you should share your feminine penis with the transbians

>>8684298
Well tfg you've missed all of my posts this thread

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>>8684299
wh-who are you anon`?

>>8684311
hurr durr muh evil nazis

>>8684287
That daydream is hawt but not realistic desu. Like i'd need to be like 9 inches just to tickle that butt, maybe standard lesb stuff would werk yah. Lmao

Ah no, at this point, she just makes me feel bad about myself. And that affects dick functions 100%

>>8684311
National socialism is the only way to have a cohesive society to be honest hon

>>8684311
honestly i just think it's annoying to spam anime shit in the thread like every tripfag attention whore

>>8684317
>did you just *assume* i have an actual opinion?

>>8684305
>shakira is the only nice person here
Idk that sounds pretty friendly. And I never scared away Korra, just Mercury.

>>8684298
Implying the thought of ass pain isn't a turn off 4 me.

>>8684318
Everybody has a 7"+ dick in my daydreams.
Except Kayla b/c I've seen hers

>>8684290
>Too much for me

Stream your sex so I can make a final judgement

>>8684311
she's studying history

in order to truly understand the nazis, she has to BECOME a nazi first

>>8684311
>loves nationalism
>loves socialism
>but not national socialism oh noez

>>8684326
>No, this sissy stick

tbqhon you are a big fat dummy

>>8684298
When did a Kayla start winning in life.

>main character is a nazi
>kayla trying to inject heterosexuality into the thread
i'm convinced the writers are getting lazy

>>8684326
That butt is for general public consumption, tho

>>8684326
MISS
COCK

Heil Hitler

>>8684319
Kayla tell us about that time how after watching sons of anarchy you went to live with your dad who ran an aryan nation motorcycle club in oregon and like we're Missing from mtfg 6 weeks

>>8684339
KAYLER'S MISS COCK IS BACK

>>8684329
I thought I had the valq as camgirl discussion last night

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>>8684335
>When did a Kayla start winning in life.
Are we talking about the same Miss Cock?

>>8684317
Damn nazis.
I think I am going to crack open that bottle of wine after I come back from my run.

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>>8684337
main character in mtfg has been a nazi since 2013

14/88 senpai


>>8684330
this!

>>8684340
I knew I could count on you sister!

>>8684338
Multiple cocks in my face sounds fun desu

>>8684311
It alright comrade if feel that way. I'm just explain how I deal with Phie.

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>>8684346
where did you get this gif of my secret weapon

"nazis are bad"
"wow no they totally aren't"
"they literally want to kill a group of ppl you belong to tho"
"well that's ok I want to die anyway :^)"
"wow that's kinda stupid not everyone wants to die"
"hahaha did you think i was being serious? having an actual opinion and not hiding behind """""irony"""""" is for losers anyway, if you weren't a newfag you'd know i'm super ironic"

every fucking time

>>8684348
Careful what you wish for.

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>>8684326
Mrs. cawk in da house!!
>Tfw

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>>8684350
From the wapanese.

>>8684351
What's wrong with gassing untermensch? Don't you want to live in a perfect Aryan society?

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>>8684351
and you still cant learn from it. its like you need to run against a wall every day to realize its there.
not that I expected brains from an unironic communist, but I am amazed you havent starved to death yet

>>8684357
oh damn, did they sell the footage for used panties again

>>8684311
My cat was stabbed by a communist and a Nazi caught him and had him arrested

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>>8684340
Heil Hitler! [spoiler]Do I get to look like her now?[/spoiler]

>>8684330
Hahaha

>TFW you just wanna smoke hash and be a whore all day

>>8684341
Hahaha

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>>8684351
>getting mad at shitposting
this isn't a good place for political debates, only dumb-dumbs try and have serious discussions about those sorts of things here

just feel the room and shitpost too, jeez

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>>8684365
Mmm pure Germanic beauty, I approve.

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>>8684361
Pre or post op?

>>8684375
phoneposters deserved to be aborted in the womb desu

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>>8684383
post, of course

>>8684351
Leftism and communism provides no protection to me as a white person

Nazism promises favouritism for me

>>8684383
Phie is into some real kinky shit

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>>8684386
Yeah, ok
Jelly monster

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>>8684392
Who is your favourite Nazi? Mine has gotta be Heydrich, guy was just plain scary.

>>8684386
i agree, although i'm not sure what that has to do with what i said

>>8684284
What kind of coward would just kill themselves without even trying? Life is so much better but still things are shitty from time to time. Doesn't mean it wasn't worth it you dummy!
>>8684295
I live in some city starting with a m, in bavaria ;)
Uhm, what kind of antipsychotics do you take if you don't mind asking? Legit antipsychotics or antidepressants?
I think we already talked, i've at least talked to one master-student in history before, right here in mtfg^^
Also yes, how is your transition going?
>>8684298
hhnngn leave me some
>>8684326
post again

>>8684386
I need to get off my phone then

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>>8684392
I have no idea.

>>8684399
Well you can't be a nazi without indulging in some kinky shit, can you?

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>>8684386
I like only post on my phone.

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>>8684405
my favourite has to be rommel.
ghost division and such
or maybe mengele, I like experiments

>>8684399
you kno it.

>>8684410
oh, ya thats possible, I dont keep track of anons that well, bad memory

I am taking seroquel/quietiapin (antipsych/neuroleptic) and effexor (antidepressant I suppose)

Idk, I got my name/gender legally changed, got SRS and FFS, but I still feel all the feelings you feel. its not a very good life overall. I hate going out. I skipped over 50% of sessions across all classes last term cause anxiety. still passed all of them somehow though.

>>8684422
Rommel wasn't evil though.
>Mengele
Good choice.

>>8684386
Phone posting is the only way

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>>8684351
Get triggered more honestly you commie nut. The communists have killed way more than the nazis ever will and after it has been tried so many times, honestly the only thing it seems to be good at is genocide of the people unfortunate enough to live under it.

anyone in burger land ever take cypro when prescribed spiro? I pay like 3 dollars a month for the spiro so it's not too impactful to buy cypro but I'm scared of it showing up in a blood test or something

>>8684365
LMFAO this woman has some sort of mental retardation brought on by inbreeding

>>8684441
So what if it shows up? How should that even happen? You have to look for cypro specifically to find it in your blood, there are literally thousands of substances in your blood. It's not a standard test like a drugs test.
It's not illegal in terms of 'you'll get fined for even taking it' as far as i know.
Chill and take your 10 mg daily.

>>8684445
Fucking misogynist.

>haha let's attack this woman ad hominem because we disagree

That's what men do when they are threatened.