/gaygen/ - Diet Edition!

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>>8676101

You could have let the older thread reach the bump of 310 bro.

Discord link: https://discord.gg/3NrSCsk

>>8676140
Well it's too late now! Sorry!

>>8676161

I get blamed for making these early now but whatever. lol

>didn't make it a star sign themed thread

As a virgo I am deeply offended.

>>8676101

I need to bulk pham but have no idea how to do it properly, gib help

is that Matt Stonie?

>>8676178
I'm a Capricorn dating a Leo

*swoons*

>>8676180
Yeah that's him. How the fuck does that kid eat so much and stay so thin?

>>8676180
If you're starting as skinny just dirty bulk, but obviously avoid trash like soda, processed food, cured meats, candy, shit sauses like ketchup and mayo, fast food, etc, and train hard. Best noob program is gg1's push/pull or a similar variant. After your first year or so you'll have some noob gains and know how to proceed.

If you're starting as skinnyfat, you're fucked, and you should go on /fit/ and read the sticky, fap to cbt threads, and ignore most of their advice.

>>8676203

I don't think he eats much.anything else outside of challenges, I once read a book about competitive eating which had an interview with him and he mentioned he used to suffer from anorexia, maybe he's used to going without food and it doesn't bother him

>>8676211
>he got so lonely and bored he literally read a book, a book about competitive eating

You're in dire need of a bf. I'm willing to bf you instantly, don't even care about your looks or personality, this is an emergency.

>>8676210

I work a very physical job and have a home workout regimen (300 push ups a day, 90 crunches and 2 hours of cycling at least) but just can't gain weight beyond this, should I tailor my diet more? I'm always tired though so I sleep a lot, does this affect things?

>>8676226
It was a Jon Ronson book, good stuff, I'm single but no bf for me right now, kind offer though. What's wrong with reading about cool stuff?

>Just woke up from having a dream about fucking Cole Sprouse
I wish I could go back.

>>8676210
I'd love to get bigger, but I can't stand gaining pounds: as soon as I go over 59, I panic, so I'm stuck in DYEL mode 4ever lol
...some guys like that anyway, r-right?

>>8676235
Calistenics are terrible for gaining muscle, and so is cycling. You need to eat big and lift big to get big, take one our out of cycling at least and go to the gym. Sleep is very important, as well as not overtraining.

>tfw no dyel bf to coach into a literal sex god

>>8676366

>sleep is very important

as in getting enough? i sleep a lot most days due to shift patterns at work. hopefully when i leave for college next month i can take advantage of the free gym facilities, what would be a good routine?

>tfw no big lifting bf to break you in gently and make you look like him

>>8676101
Good, a thread wiz will stay away from.

i dont get why people judge others for not drinking alcohol
like what

>>8676398
Of course more sleep is better, duh. As for the routine I already told you gg1's push/pull or a similar variant.

>>8676454
Sorry I missed that part, thanks

So who are you rooting for on All Stars 3?

>>8676439
>people

You mean subhumans. Alcohol is shit tier, and only degenerates judge othera for not being alcoholics.

But you know what's the worst? Smoking. Everyone who smokes should die in a fire.

>>8676462
>tfw no bf that pays attention to you when you spend your time to give them information that would benefit them only

>>8676439
People like this >>8676473 make people who drink defensive and think that people who don't drink think they're above it all.

>>8676478

ouch, sorry man, i've had a bit to drink and am flipping between tabs

>>8676101
>Are any of you fellas on any sort of diet plan?
yep. trying to cut out sugars and cut back on fat. got about 10lbs left to lose i think
>Did you have any delicious meals today?
had some tacos for breakfast. having some american chop suey for dinner. both tasty af
>What's your favorite food?
buffalo chicken wings. haven't had them in weeks tho
>Also, are you having a nice day today?
kinda, today was the first time i noticed my adonis belt and second pair of ab muscles coming in. feels good to not be obese anymore

>>8676479
I don't think that's the reason though. There are way more drinkers than non-drinkers it seems, and I highly doubt non-drinkers are actually vocal outside of incredibly niche anonymous communities.
It's almost as if they know it's a crutch, rather than just a thoroughly enjoyable beverage. At least for the average, I know there are plenty who genuinely do just love alcohol but don't go crazy or rely on it.

>>8676268
>not fucking Dylan

>>8676203
the body can only absorb so many calories at a time. in all likelihood, his body can only absorb 4500-6000 calories in a day, and his tdee is like 2300 or so
if he ate 2000 calories 6 days a week, and absorbs 6000 1 day a week, his weekly average is just over 2500 per day. if he did a bit of cardio or worked out a bit, he'd stay at roughly the same weight without much difficulty.
he can maintain stomach volume with water and low cal veggies, if he wanted to go a different path.

>>8676101

It's Italian day.

>>8676429

HAAAAAA

>>8676479
>think

We don't think it, we are above you. Not that it takes much effort to be above a subhuman though.

>>8676180
FPAD

>>8676598

no idea what this is sorry

>>8676595

Sober master race.

>>8676468
Trixie but the cast is awful

Good night boyfriends. I hope I don't wake up.

>>8676101
Trying to bulk up on muscle and cut fat.
I am trying Indonesia for fat loss. /r9k/ didn't give much advice on this method. Have any of you tried Indonesia for this, and does it help with growing a better beard?

>>8676607
Frozen Pizza A Day

Basically eat whatever you'd normally eat in a day plus an entire frozen pizza. Missed have pretty great bulking macros.

>>8676856

Good night.

>>8676866
>Indonesia

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how do you feel about post modernism gaynons ?

>>8677084
I have negative thoughts on it but to be honest with you I feel like I haven't studied it enough to be an authority on it. Do you wanna have a discussion anon? Do you know a lot about it?

>>8677084

As far as I know - garbage, elitist pricks, more garbage. The Paris Hilton of art movements.

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>>8677084

>tfw he doesn't seem to feel the same way

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>>8677084
perfectly reflects the world we living in

I love how modern artists uses new technologies, sciences & explore relations between medias, images, cultures, chaotic balance of powers, etc. It doesn't work everytime ofc

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>>8677150
I think modern art has potential esp. with exploring new forms but then there's low effort navel-gazey stuff like "An Oak Tree"

Modern art and pomo are different, though.

I mean, I know Duchamp did that urinal, but pomo is like that except stupider.

>>8676101
>The no bf
>Tfw not fat
My internet fudged
I have nothing else at home to do
I'm posting from work
I'm buying 4 dairy Queen cakes on my way home. My depression is too much

>>8676595
Hey, just cause we drink doesn't mean we're the bad guys. Show us some respect. We all have our baggage, and ways to calm ourselves. No reason to say you're a cut above those who drink to forget their problems.

>>8677084
We visited a museum once. It had real paintings and modernism crap. They were just paint splattered in a piece of canvas and framed. An apron of a real artist look better than those.

>>8677560

I ended up going to a lot of modern art and contemporary art places on my Iceland/Scandinivia trip, I can put some in an imgur real quick

>>8677569

http://imgur.com/a/WyuuJ
http://imgur.com/a/CxQnR
http://imgur.com/a/eze0t

>>8677595
I hope you got your money back.

The diners eating and the winter field painting look good though.

>>8677634

There were some weird things, but there were also definitely some interesting things as well. I also went to several normal art museums as well.

http://imgur.com/a/uFHum

>>8677634

Oh also those two weren't modern art, they just got mixed up when I was adding it into imgur.

>slimey cigarette cough
>haven't smoked in a while
Oh no, Chlamydia again? I'm still meeting the guy I planned to meet

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>Go on Grindr
>See my old gym & music teacher
>He's only like mid thirties
>Swole and kind of hot
This is a sexual fantasy I didn't know I had but now that it is presented in front of me I find it hard to say no

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Choose

>>8678404
guy on the right with the green speedo

>>8678404
The tall tanned one obviously.

Faggots of /gaygen/

Outsider, hetero here, how does it feel knowing, despite the violence and memes, that you're the most respected out of all the flagfucks? Honestly, you're almost fucking normal compared to all the cancer out there.

Fuck I realized my whole life was a lie

I was legit never attracted to dudes before I turned 30, not a single dream, always about females, beat off to straight porn and chicks I knew. Couple years ago my libido started tanking and three months ago bam, I just want to get plowed by a ripped guy while moaning dirty ass shit

There's no way in hell this is innate and I'm mad as fuck that I triggered it somehow. I couldn't have been repressing anything if there was nothing to repress.

Probably cant even get a guy I'd like because I'm 30, skinny as shit and with stretch marks on my ass. Fuck life. I envy you people who knew before puberty. This is the most cruel thing to ever happen to me.

>>8677465
Except that drinking doesn't help you forget your problems, but exaggerates them instead. It's also unhealthy, expensive, and most of the time it leads to stupod decisions. And waking up to a hung over guy in the morning is almost as bad as kissing someone that smokes.

No mercy for alcoholics.

>>8678404
The casually walking guy in the background. I always find people hotter with clothes on

>>8678498
>tfw 20 year old short twink with a tall bearded daddy bf who has an 8 inch dick to suck and fuck with while he calls me a slut
Feelsgoodman

>>8678514
proof?

>>8678524
>posting myself on 4chan
Only a complete idiot would do that

>>8678539
I'vd posted the same body pic on /soc/ and gaygen before, and /soc/ made 9gag memes with passive agressive text about overcompensating and astuff, whereas gaygen told me they'd bf me.

Pretty funny.

>>8678539
And only a complete idiot would believe someone on 4chan has a happy relationship.

>>8678547
Well keep believing whatever you want
Good luck with your life

>>8678550
You too. Hope you find someone some day.

>>8678557
You too anon (even though I already have but whatever)

I had a dream I was a Hetero chad who kissed girls

W-what's happening to me

I have a boyfriend I thought I was gay

>>8678573
How did you know I haven't?! Oh right, because I'm posting on 4chan too.

>>8678594
>I have a boyfriend
Better tell him.

>>8678600
Is It all the lifting I've been doin?

I'm not even the top... why did I dream of kissing girls

>>8678595
I assume you don't because of your bitter, self-depricating remark about people on 4chan not having happy relationships
Pretty simple

>>8678609
>I'm not even the top...
Oh boy.

What exactly do you find attractive about your bf? What's the hottest part of sex for you, the thing you think of to fap? What are your feelings towards girls?

>>8678594
I had nightmares too, m8. I get dreams where I was forced to do something I don't like.

>>8678628
Well I think he's handsome and very attractive

I like the male body, the muscles and cuddle into , I enjoy sucking a cock

The hottest part is making out just before we get to the action and heavy petting

Well I have never been with one and it's recently piqued my interest now my testosterone has risen again

>>8678649
Are you trans.

>>8678671
No

I just started lifting intensely and changed my diet recently

>tfw no MochynArthDyn bf

He's perfect.

>>8677595
cool stuff! thanks for sharing

>>8678404
they look too confident, I feel very threatened..

>>8678404
Second from left, huge package and cute. I like pale guys better too.

>>8678404
>twink
>twink
>big twink
>twink
I'll take permanent virginity.

>>8678404
All of them, I'd make sure that after one night with me none of them would be able to go back to a normal sex life.

>>8678404
they're all nice but >>8678911 this

>>8678404
E. All of the above

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>>8678404
Choose

>>8679168
big guy any day

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>>8678430
>>8678440
>>8678509
>>8678911
>>8678936
>>8678967
>>8679072
>>8679098
>>8679153
>>8679168
Would you pick this one without seeing his face or those from above?

>>8679195
is he that guy with the messed up plastic surgery face?

Why doesn't grindr have a setting telling whether you can host or not?

It has fifteen dozen options for describing how you like it up the butt and yet no useful profile information.

>>8679236
I want grindr to automatically hide me from everyone above the age of 35,
or at the very least, dont make them ping me.

>>8679195
nah, I'm top, I prefer bottoms with smol dick

>>8679168
>lil' Latin guy
¡Hola papi!

>>8679251
I think the upgraded version has features that let you prune who you want to show up. But there's no way I'm going to pay for this humiliation.

Sucks cos this app could be twenty times better if the people making it knew how to make apps. I'm not a genius coder andI could slap together a better app.

How do I spot catfish or fakes on apps?? I'm always paranoid AF and I doubt about any pics that guys show me

>>8676586
it's got the word "diet" in it

>>8679521
Hey we got a brian surgeon here

I'm drunk I love my boyfriend

Yaaaaay I'm gayyyy

>>8679195
>without seeing his face
Nope, his body looks good but it's his face I'll be looking at most of the time.

What is the solution to the hetro question ?

>>8679195
Smooth but nothing to write home about. Nothing to pick over the other qts.

>>8679801
I'm sober and lonely
Yay I'm homosexual...

>>8680154
the final solution?

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>>8679168

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I'm tired of being poor. I have a worthless degree and my ol granny offered to pay if I go to a community college and get a degree that will get me a decent job.

I'm thinking computer science is the best bet.
Anyone have any suggestions?
Can I get a decent job in that field with a cheap community college degree?
What's the best area to go into that pays well, but is also practical for someone who does not have the amazing nerd powers of autism to help them figure out what the fuck they are doing? I mean I'm not an idiot, and maybe I might surprise myself... but I don't really have a lot of confidence that I'm going to pick this up without a lot of hard work. I don't want to be struggling for the rest of my life.

>>8680277
It really depends on where you are. Check your city about what jobs need filling. I heard welding is a good skill to learn in any place though, but you should still check.

>>8680414
I don't think that really matters. I only moved to this city for school and my last degree.
I never wanted to live here, and I don't really want to stay here. I'm willing to go just about anywhere else.

My previous boss is at a pride parade in the Netherlands, sharing a shit ton of images with random weirdos, and making cringy posts, but she's the biggest normie 40 year old married mother I've ever seen.

Why do normals try so hard to mingle with things that don't concern them? Is it a need for attention? Do they feel left out?

>haha look @ me im so progressive and such a nice human being for supporting thungs that have nothing 2 do with me, please like and share teehee

I want to die.

>>8680277
Are you literally me? I'm already applied for my first semester in computer science, going to Germany in October. Already have a worthless journalism degree. I'm still 50/50 about it and don't really know what to do with my life.

Oh I love that I'm a big tough guy with a soft side

I'm drunk and so giddy
I love my boyfriend so much he makes me so happy

>>8680726
>nearly 5 hours 'drunk'

Someones in a ldr.

>>8680521
So far I've just ordered my transcripts so I can meet with an advisor and figure everything out, hopefully I can eliminate all the basic irrelevant crap and get this over with a bit quicker and cheaper.
I'd say I'm a good 85/15 on board with it. I never pictured myself doing this kind of thing for a living, but I'm seriously REALLY REALLY REALLY TIRED of being poor. Middle class would be heaven. I'm looking forward to paying off my credit cards with the same excitement that I used to look forward to opening christmas presents as a kid.
I wish I had never listened to those "do what you love and the money will follow" people... fuck those fucking assholes. You know what I love now? Being able to afford my fucking groceries. I get excited about cheap meat. Fuck this shitty life.

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If I had to pick something, I'd say the best thing about having a non-functioning penis is that when I touch it, it's almost like it was someone else's. Except this makes me sad and deeply concerned for my physical health.

>>8680973
um.. what?

>>8681062

My dick stopped working about a week back, it's literally just numb. I blasted it with the shower head this morning and I could hardly feel it. It's like when you sleep on you arm except it's apparently forever and it's my knob.

mite kms

>>8681140
what did the doctor say?

>>8681215

I haven't been yet, I'm going to make an appointment on Monday. I thought it was getting better a couple of days ago, but it's just ded.

>>8677084
pretty cool to read but its results have been disastrous
>>8677117
>>8677150
>>8677163
>>8677560
you're all thinking of conceptual art

>>8681140
my advice would be to stop taking oestrogen

>>8681327

Even oestrogen doesn't make it numb though, does it? It's not just soft, it's fucking broken. Also I'm still producing semen, so it's specifically a penis problem.

>favorite gay bar is overrun with breeders tonight for some all bullshit

I'm fine with girls but tonight it's all straight guys getting their jollies from flirting with the gays them saying I'M STRAIGHT BRO, killing the theme of the night right away

>>8681140
>>8681255
Jfc. You must be a bottom. If something like that happened to my dick I think I would be in the ER. Niggas with bullet wounds can wait.

>talking to random guy on grindr
>decide to google his info
>check out his facebook
>and other social media
>give him a psychic reading

He totally freaks out on me and says I'm 100% right and asked how I knew all of this stuff about him.... He tells me his stomach is in knots and he's paranoid... How he's never knew psychics exist...and now he's a believer. How we need to meet RIGHT NAO and so on...

I than told him I just googled you and looked at your facebook. He instantly blocks me. lol

What the hell? I should have just played it off like I was a psychic and fooled him. Why do people love the lie/fantasy more than the truth?

>>8681542
>stalk guy
>pretend to be a religious messiah
>like most retarded humans, he loves religious messiahs
>but even retarded humans aren't stupid enough to love stalkers

Who's more ignorant, the guy who loves evil people who can lie but not evil people who can't, or the guy who's surprised by this fact?

What's with a lot of gays saying that Grindr hookups have smaller dicks than they imagined?
I keep meeting guys whose dicks are actually BIGGER than in the pictures.

>>8681542
>creepy stalk a guy online in order to freak him out and then embarrass him with a "just a prank bro"

this is not how normal people behave when they are getting to know someone.

>>8681581
No, you're right. Normal people creepily stalk you offline to get to know you, and keep everything they've learned about you a secret from you, and only share it with other people.

There's this social experiment that was slightly popular where women would agree with the complement a guy would give her and most of the time the guy would immediately back off or backtrack.

I kind of want to try that in the gay dating scene

>>8680973
>>8681140
>>8681255
>>8681382
I'm not a specialist but it seems like a nerve problem, something linked with your neurological part, specially if you can still get hard and orgasm.

I know that some medications, specifically psychiatric drugs might cause this type of problem.

>>8681593
...wat?

did you just try to do a crazy opposite thing, but still keep the "creepy stalk" part like you have no concept that its optional?

normal people DON'T creepy stalk you to get to know you, they get to know you by talking to you and asking you questions about yourself and spending time with you.

like, do you think in the past every relationship had a "hang out in the bushes outside someones house and watch them through their bedroom window" phase or something?

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>tfw you find a guy that draws your favorite body type/appearance
>tfw all he draws is straight porn
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI
EVERYDAY I'M SUFFERING

Just finished My Hero Academia, about to wrap up Spice and Wolf.

Any anime suggestions?

>>8681651
Source?

>>8681595
>most of the time the guy would immediately back off or backtrack.
Sounds weird.

Also sounds normal good gay dudes.
>Hey there handsome
>Handsome? I'm Gorgeous!

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>>8681722
I'm afraid it's straight stuff but here https://calmdraws.tumblr.com/

>>8681741
He is pretty great.
At least it has dudes at all and not just girl on futa

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>>8681735
Even something like I know is enough sometimes

>>8681779
His hentai foundry gallery has more pics than his tumblr iirc

>>8681718
No suggestions, so I just started watching Angel Cop.

Pretty great/awful so far.

Rewatching Azumanga Daioh. Iconic series that popularized slice of life IMO

>>8681780
It's pretty funny to be honest.
>Here's a compliment
>Wait, i didn't really mean it, calm your tits.

>>8681780

>men so insecure they get upset at a woman agreeing with a compliment

I feel bad for women desu.

>>8681845
Naw it makes sense to be honest. If they agree it probably means they're a stuck up bitch.

>>8681857

Not really, it just means they don't lack self confidence, or rely on others for validation.

>>8681887
Naw there's a reason why people consider humility a virtue and pride Asin.

>fooling around with qt
>tell him I want to fuck him
>looks me dead in the eye
>says
>"Then do it you fucking coward"

I think I might be in love.

>>8682031
Mediocrity isn't a good trait, but being proud isn't feminine I guess. I'm glad I'm a guy.

>>8681647
You mean you've never done that before?

>>8680839
Inb4 it doesn't work out and we kill ourselves.

>>8681569
>>8681581
>>8681593
>>8681647

This guy literally linked to his instagram/twitter on grindr... so it was easy to find his FB and view it. I sarcastically told him things about himself more as a joke and a way to cut the ice... thinking he would realize I checked him out on social media but the guy took it way too seriously and thought I was a real psychic. lol

I have finally managed to fully shove a 8 inch dildo with a 6 inch circumference into my ass, yet I still can't find my fucking prostate

>>8676101
I lost a ton of weight by taking 700mg of DNP for 30 days and I lost 37 pounds.

The bad thing however is that I got peripheral neuropathy. My feet hurt like hell and my hands are overly sensitive. Tried using painkillers and nothing worked. I had to go through a bunch of tests (including one where they put needles into my feet) until they finally gave me Tramadol (an opiate based painkiller) and Lyrica.

>>8683168
not deep enough IMHO

How the fuck can I stop loving my straight friend? He'sso goddamn perfect in every way and it's so annoying.

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>>8683367
If you're out of the closet and he's still only your friend, then your chances are slim. I experience that usually when I meet new co-workers. I just think hot straight men as hollywood stars, because they are also out of my league but I still admire them from afar. Straight men are only attracted to women, and I remind myself that.

>>8683442
So I must find a way to turn him off from women so completely that he considers dating me. Thank you anon that's genius!

>>8682230
>anon doesn't punish the guy for calling him a coward

>>8683514
Oh he got punished alright

Tfw fucked so good it feels like my intestines are going to fall out

>>8682249
If you really are great, other people do the bragging for you.

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>>8683478
Whatever man.

>>8683625
Not necessarily. Some people keep quiet about it like you did nothing so 'your head doesn't go big'. Some people are bitter too. If you accomplished something or you won an award, you took that opportunity/medal away from someone.

>>8683669
Naw if you really are great, people won't shut up about it.
>Michelangelo is pretty good, but I'm not going to say anything. Don't want him to get a big head.

>tfw your first kiss was stolen by some drunk dickhole as as a joke
>tfw maybe he wasn't a friend to you exactly but he was the most bearable person you know
>and he just grabs you and shoves his tongue in your mouth and then laughs about it

Holy shit I'm so fucking furious. I'd kick his ass if I wasn't so miserable and never wanted to see his shit face again.

>>8683725
I'm not saying they won't. I just said 'not necessarily'.

Also, If Michelangelo is alive right now and someone asked him about his accomplishments, should he say "stuff" to 'look cool' and let others talk about it? If someone appreciated his works in front of him, would it be wrong for him to agree like the women in >>8681780?

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Alright, so I am sitting here looking at another dull porn where theres a fag blowing a straight guy (Beefcake Hunter) and once again, I see another homo doing it wrong. He has no sense of rhythm and isnt even attempting to read the man or his cock for feedback. But I can, and I can see the blowee was clearly expecting more skill and intuition.

These people are 'bad for business'. When a guy gets first head from a fag and the fag is fucking it up, he is going to assume the rest of us are as shitty as many girls at it, and theres no comeback.

Do people not understand that you can read cocks and men to see what is working and when its time to switch technique.

Men like different things. But all men have a basic 'boot up' and you have to know where in the sequence you are starting. Some get hard fast, some need some build up. If you arent reading it, then you aren't pleasing him.

Its the difference between giving a good blow job and just loitering there with a piece of meat in your mouth while the man it belongs to feels like he is barely in the room with you.

I wish to god I knew how to promote knowledge on how to suck a dick. If you dont employ some basic empathy skills, how the fuck do you expect to please a man you aren't even paying attention to.

good and mad.

>>8683927
I suck cocks for me, m8. I don't give a shit.

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>>8683948

>I suck dicks to please me

Thats just pathetic.

>>8683761
lmao how old are you?

>>8683761
just pretend it doesn't count retard

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>>8683987

>>8683927
>>8683948
I am honestly not at the point where I can even comfortably visualize myself doing that kind of shit let alone wanting to/enjoying it. It's kind of crazy that you have such strong feelings about blow jobs.

>>8683992
Nineteen.

>>8683994
That's really only part of why I'm pissed off and I guess I'm mostly over that. The part that pisses me off the most is that it was all just a fucking joke to him. It feels like he's always just like "Haha I know you're a faggot and I'm going to keep messing with you like this because you're a faggot and it fucked up shit like this is funny to me."

He keeps doing that kind of shit and I absolutely fucking hate myself for on some level starting to think it might mean something even though I damn well know it doesn't. I hate him for it even more.

I wish I wasn't gay.

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>>8684003

Eh, I guess I cant stay mad if you post cute kitties.

>>8684019

You have more issues than Rolling Stone to sort out and you're making judgements like 'crazy'.

Real neato.

>>8684003
Even if you do it for you, wouldn't you wanna do a good job?

>>8684076
I'm not saying I'm bad at it. I'm saying I prioritize enjoying it.

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>>8684019
>tfw 25 and still khv

>>8684033
Well yeah I kind of have issues with being gay that I need to get over. It's kind of hard to when this asshole is toying with me and making me feel like a massive faggot for his amusement.

But even still I meant crazy in like a "that's unexpected" way since I can't even think of doing shit with a guy without getting embarrassed and hating myself.

>>8684173
Unless you are covered in horrific burn scars from a terrible accident that also lost you your penis and somehow sealed up your anus and mouth.. then there is literally no legit excuse for any gay man to be a virgin.

You are a virgin because you are afraid.

>>8683761
>first kiss

this is /gaygen/, I believe you are looking for one of the 500+ mtf generals

>>8684182
embarrassment & self-hating will decrease the more you have experiences ;) like this anon said, >>8684190 it's your fear that holds you back
tldr. go fuck your friend

>tfw HE is a bad kisser who insists on tongue war:ing
is it bad manners to tell him how to kiss properly? would you take offense if someone told you how to kiss?

>>8684173
I'd rather that be me then have some guy do those things just to fuck with me because I'm gay.

>>8684198
I'm not an mtf though. Just haven't had any chance to do anything and don't want to because of reasons.

>>8684199
You're damn right I'm freaked the fuck out. I had to grow up listening to my dad and uncles talk about going literal gay bashing like it was a fun family memory and reminisce about running a guy out of town because he was a "screaming fag". I don't want to bring that on myself or anyone else and I don't want to be disowned.

>tldr. go fuck your friend
I don't know if he's my friend or not and like I said this all seems to be a joke to him.

>>8684240
No? I feel like I'm a bad kisser and I wish I had a guy to teach me.

>>8684264
1. you poor thing your home life sounds fucked up
2. what makes you so sure he's just teasing you

>>8684190
you're damn right I'm afraid

>>8684240
>>8684279
this, I've honestly no idea

>>8684447
Ok, good luck, but not your blog, faggot.

>>8684452
Sorry. I don't get out much.

>>8684463
Duh, you have your own apartment, so you invite boyfriends over instead.

Wow, you didn't have to delete your post.

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>>8684447

Awesome. It sounds like you are sailing in the right direction. Its good to hear.

Keep sailing and I hope your apartment comes together too.

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>>8684447
>>8684491

On the internet, everything lives forever.

:)

>>8683478
anything to tear down the vaginal jew

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I have a toothache and days till the dentist.

Ive been using benzocaine salve.

I think Im becoming addicted. It doesnt work every time when I rub it on my gums, but my fingers have been numb for days.

mebe... mebe just a little more ha cha cha

Speaking of dentists....

Hes just out of dentist school. When hes working on me, he thinks the whimpering and tears are from the drill in my mouth, not the one a foot from my face.

Life is suffering.

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>started drinking a glass of water and psyllium husks before bed
>drink a cup of strong coffee every morning
>tfw start every day with amazingly satisfying poops rocketing out of my bunghole

>>8683442
>Straight men are only attracted to women

Ok, so long as you remember that they arent attracted to every woman they land.

They meet around alcohol for a reason. Its isnt the taste. Its a lifestyle, identity and preference, not a cult. They aren't banging hambeasts after the kegger because they whack off to Shamu.

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>>8684525
lmao
Metamucil fag

>>8684551
I've always had trouble staying regular even when I eat the right amount of normal fiber. It wasn't a big deal until I lost a ton of weight/gut space and started firming up my stomach muscles. The last month or so it's been getting SERIOUSLY UNCOMFORTABLE when shit would back up and my farts would get trapped and bloat me up and stretch me out like a balloon.

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>>8684565
I'm glad we can be your daily poop diary.

>>8684569
Sorry if talking about my diet in the "diet edition" upset you, anon.

>>8684585
I'm not upset, I just think it's funny.

>>8684565

Thats awful. I have been having that problem too. Its hard to even move. I think I have acquired an intolerance of dairy.

>>8684585

Everything upsets him. I swear there is one faggot lurking who bitches about everything everyone posts and has nothing to add himself. Look upthread and compare the amount of posts bitching about posts to how slow the thread is. He is literally here to bitch.

Is the anon that deleted his post still here? Sorry, I didn't think you'd go that far just because of what I said.

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>>8684466
I would if I had anyone to invite.

>>8684619
It's fine man. I was rambling about uninteresting things.

>>8684379
Yeah that's why I left, got into a school in a more urban place and got a shitty part time job. Thankfully my family doesn't have to pay much. The only shitty thing is that I feel like I'm alone in this big assed city and then I meet this guy and he starts fucking with me. But I don't really have anyone else and it's not like I can talk to my family about it.

Why else would he do half the shit he does if it's not just for a laugh? He figured out pretty early on I was gay and since then he's been touching me and talking all this shit just to see how I react because he thinks its funny. Then he gets shitfaced and fucking kisses me as a joke and now I don't have friends anymore.

>>8684670
Tell him to cut it out if he doesn't want the d. It's as easy as that.

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>>8684652

>uninteresting

i didnt think so

>>8684636
I'd come over, and maybe we can play the new Quake.

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>>8676101
>Are any of you fellas on any sort of diet plan?
My diet plan is to stop eating shitty. I ate a lot of junk food for emotional relief that lasted for a few minutes until I realized I was putting on weight and felt even shittier. Even after being vegan, I just ate vegan junk food. So no junk, period. And also exercising, because I didn't do enough of that either.

>Are you trying to bulk up or slim down?
I'm just trying to be at a healthy weight before I start fretting over body image.

>Did you have any delicious meals today?
Not yet, but yesterday I made sandwiches with my first homemade bread, and it was very rewarding to me.

>What's your favorite food?
Italian

>>8684754
Would love to - I have no idea why I haven't gotten around to playing the new one yet. I used to be pretty mean in QL/Q2/Q3A.

Miss that feeling of nailing someone in the air with a rocket.

>>8684794
If you're one of those real Quake 3 fans, you might be disappointed from the new game though.

>>8684748
I'd tell him to fuck off and shit when he'd do stuff like ruffle my hair and try and hold my hand and shit. But I'd be kind of embarrassed when I did so it was probably easy for him to not realize I was being serious. I finally told him to fuck off for real and stop fucking with me because it wasn't funny, but it was when he was drunk and tried to make out with me. But I'd been drinking too and was really mad/upset so I said more than I meant.

He's been trying to talk to me but I'm to mad and ashamed to answer.

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>>8684670

I hafta be brief

To cut right to it, I have to suggest a core problem is that you are on defense and reacting rather than on offense pro-acting.

You seem perfused with worry. Worry is fear, such is anxiety. Worry is the taking a neutral image of what is and looping the question "what will I do" in your head.

There is power in responsibility. Responsibility is asking "what can _I_ do about something?" not "what will happen and have done to/towards me."

Which is why there is power in decision, In fact, it may be the only power we have. Without it, what else is there but fear and worry.

Decisions which then drive action create the consequence of reality. Worry dissipates because you are no longer asking, 'what will happen', you are declaring what *you* will *do*.

It doesnt make you invincible. All the worst things in the world can happen to us before bed time.

But wouldn't it be nice not to worry about later when we have the present. Confidence isnt an idea or attitude or wish. Its the natural, logical default state when worry is gone.

There will be surprises. Unforeseen outcomes. Neurosis is the delusion that we can plan our way past any traps in the future. We cant. And yet we survive anyways until we dont. Whether we sat about worrying about it and planning doesnt change the outcome a bit.

You've already won or already lost. All you have to do is decide. When you know what you will do, you dont have to worry about what you will do because you already know.

I offer no theories. Everything I have offered is visible fact that you can see too, plain cause & effect deduction. Anyone can see or find it; its just that not everyone is looking for it.

Hope that helps at all. g2g, take care.

>>8684812
I'm not a quake fundamentalist; I just like FPS games with nice movement and arena-like maps in general. Haven't played an online FPS since early days of Tribes: Ascend.

>>8684823
Reddit spacing, didn't read.

>>8684824
Wanna play 1.6 with me?

>>8684816
>ruffle my hair
>try and hold my hand
>tried to make out with me

somehow this feels like it goes beyond the normal "it's a prank bro" bullshit

>>8684816
he wants you bro

>>8684833
I need to go to bed for work early tomorrow, otherwise I could have. See you around the thread anon.

>>8676101
Diets, they suck but I have lost 50lbs since last year because of one!

>>8684842
>>8684892

This. There's "lol, no homo" and then there's that shit.

>>8684816
>>8684994
He's probably thinking "why doesn't he want me like I want him"
Good job, anon.

>>8684761
mfw no baker bf

>>8685108
Sounds like a good way to get fat.

>tfw no bf to appreciate my athleticism and cuddle my muscles

>>8685133
nah I'm good, my BMI is ~18.6, it'll take time to become fat

>>8685138
Post pics here and acquire a bf.

>>8685185
I've posted one before, and said I'll never do it again.

>>8685191
Well, it's good to stick to your guns. Being lonely isn't that bad.

>>8685191
do it again

>>8685202
I'm just scared someone might fap to me.

>>8685212
lmao pussy

>>8685212
Why would you be afraid of that? It's pretty much the highest compliment a person can pay.

Wouldn't you want your bf to get off on how attractive you are?

>>8685211
Nah, I only did it because someone didn't believe when I sad I'm fit as heck.

>>8685235
Yeah but random anons aren't my bf, that shit is scary.

>>8685246
>that shit is scary.
I still don't understand.

Are you ashamed of your body? Or does the idea of people masturbating gross you out.

>>8685258
He just doesn't wanna post pics because he's ugly

>>8685258
Neither, it's just weird random people fapping to you.

>>8685277
Only my face though.

>>8684842
>>8684994
I just figured he does that shit for the same reason he messes with me about everything else. He says he likes the way I react to shit.

>>8684892
>>8685056
Shit I just thought he was playing head games with me to mess with me. We tease/annoy the shit out of each other a lot and I just thought that's what he was doing and taking it too far. Maybe I should call him.

>>8685300
It's so obvious you want his dick so bad.

>>8685288
>Only my face though.
Kek I know that feel. Can't decide to be beautiful, but at least I can be fit.

>>8685300
I mean he may or may not be messing with you, but the way I see it he wants your dick and/or bp

>>8685288
I don't find it that weird.

Post a pic I'm mascgen. They like ugly dudes with muscle.

>>8685329
Mascgen is degenerate, I don't get why gaygen isn't the only gay general.

>>8685304

This.The 'poor me' routine is already old and I've only had to sit through a few hours of this. Tried to help and got 'reddit spacing'.

I dont have patience for people who are so in love with their anxiety that they have no stomach for actual solutions.

I had a sister like this. "I have no money"
"Get a job"
"I cant work because baby sitters charge too much"
"Become a baby sitter"
"but.... ugh... well... "
*click

>>8685386
fuck off retard

>>8685304
I'm honestly not sure what I want. Part of me thinks I like him because he's been teasing me and making me think it's possible.

>>8685324
Shit like that still kind of seems unbelievable to me honestly. But either way I guess I should try to talk to him. I can't leave shit like I did when he tried to kiss me.

>>8685386
Because masc gen keeps the poofs and fems out

>>8685386
Because, just look at this stupid thread right now. The MEN here quickly get fucking bored of you femme faggots focusing on one naive retard to play "homo therapist" and talk about feelings with. It's nice to have a separate oasis to escape to and talk about hairy butts... even if it is a bit infested with FtM role-players.

>>8685414
Funny because I was the one that made the reddit spacing post, because that shit was annoying to read.

>>8685451
>>8685438
Yeah, but it would be best to fuse gaygen with mascgen and shitty femgen, and have a variety of conversations and conflicting opinions, instead of this fucking dead as shit thread where I can't start a conversation going even with baiting.

>>8685414
>>8685414
>>8685414
eh not really getting the self pity. he just sounds young and like a panicked and confused closet case. I was one myself once.

>>8685465
quality > quantity senpai

>>8685479
Stupid analogy that doesn't apply here. Having all the gays in one place would be the best, instead of having literal fetish threads separating everyone. Might as well go on /hm/ and make a muscle thread for porn, and go on /fit/ for fitness, and the fems can do the same, except they can go on /fa/ or some shit.

>>8685457

And I never go to reddit much more understand it. I space things so there is a break in transitions. Most sites do the same thing. I dont know why everyone assumes were are all looking through their display set up or device. A 1400 px display to one person is not going to look like a tablet page to someone else. If its that bad, resize the damn window.

>>8685497
>damage control

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>>8685508

Here's your (You) that you are waiting on.

Aside from that, I am ashamed to have been fooled into conversing with someone who takes posting this seriously.

>>8685414
Sorry I didn't see where you'd offered me advice. But I did text him. He's going to come over when he's off work and we're going to talk. I was surprised that he texted me back right away because I've been kind of a dick and ignoring him.

I have no idea what I want to say.

>>8685470
Like I said I absolutely cannot come out to my family. Since my dad and uncles went gay bashing/talked about running gay guys out of town when they were young, I spent most of my time being freaked out at the thought of what would happen to me if they knew. Probably the stuff I heard about "faggots" growing up is what's making me have such a hard time being okay with what I want. I should have figured out they were wrong about that shit like they were about everything else but there it is.

>>8685585
Next time refrain from using memes you don't understand, redditor.

>>8685465
>>8685489
it's really not that big of a deal.
maybe you should take a break from the internet. you are taking this shit way too seriously so I'm going to bet there are more legitimate things in your actual life you need to stop ignoring and take care of.
you can't put them off forever anon.

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>>8685589

Good. Have a webcam or phone cam running or ready to record discretely.

Make up some deeply personal experience to get him to think you are really opening up on a subject he will relate to, inviting him to get personal also.

Only once or twice get a little touchy-feely. Once he is relaxed, make up a fantasy that you think he would like, and tell him you find (some aspect) of him attractive and associate it with your fantasy.

Have something to interupt the discussion a few times so he has time to think over what is happening without being pressured to make snap decisions.

Pretend to close the subject and turn the discussion to some tedium. This will give you time to adjust any lights or devices, music or tv to set a more relaxed mood.

Once its underway, bring the topic back to flirting. Then make out and record it.

Edge him until he is about to bust, then have something interrupt you. Then excuse him and tell him you have something to attend to.

Tomorrow link him to a private vid link of the sex.

Explain that you have his parents email, his boss/teachers email, his neighbors emails, those of any friends or female interests and that you now own him. He is to signal his immediate acceptance of this fact by midnight and you are willing to discuss terms of his surrender. Record that too.

Tell him he is perfectly safe as long as he gives you the D or whatever it is you are looking for. Dont waste it on 'just friends' and mutual respect because if you dont have it by now, you never will. This guy is taking you hostage and toying with you. You should have no guilt about taking him down and ignoring his pleas and cajoling for new leverage. It is better to be feared than loved. You have to learn this eventually.

Crush your enemies.
See them driven before you.
Hear the lamentations of their parents.

>>8685661
stop projecting

>>8685680
Imagine being this autistic.

>>8685589
you're freaked out and inexperienced and confused. just be honest with each other and the rest will follow. if it turns out that he was just jerking you around and toying with you then he isn't you're friend.

but if he really likes you (which we suspect he might), then explain to him that that was your first kiss and you aren't sure how comfortable you are yet. would you let him kiss you again?

>>8685680
I can't believe I read the whole fucking thing. What the shit is edging anyway? I feel like if I look that up I'm going to find some traumatizing shit.

>>8685725
All that shit's so embarrassing. But fuck, I guess I'll have to tell him. I guess I wouldn't mind kissing him again if I knew it was coming instead of him just shoving his tongue in my mouth. I wouldn't really have any clue what the shit I was doing, though. I don't know how I'd feel if he wanted more.

>>8685793
>What the shit is edging anyway?

Just ignore the autistic roleplaying virgin. Don't take advice from him, you'll only regret it.

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This thread is bullshit. You faggots cant run a thread or hold a conversation to save your lives.

New topic.:

Why isnt real life like porn?

I demand answers.

Where are those perverts on the bus? Those exhibitionists in the restroom? The repairman making flirty eyes? That guy over there? Everyones having fun but me and I wont tolerate it. I am the living essence of a perfect gentleman,by which I mean slut, and no one is looking but broken gay-dead twinks pushing 28. Its a bloody outrage, is what.

From now on I am just camping out in the restroom. Something has to happen eventually.

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>>8685793

>2017
>What is edging

Trust me. Its nothing you have to worry about.

>>8685793
holy shit you're so naive its adorable. edging is basically where you stimulate someone until they almost cum and then back off. you do it several times. fairly innocent stuff.

if you don't want to do more, you don't have to. like I said just be honest.

>>8685808
I wasn't planning on it haha. In all honesty this guy is kind of my friend and even though he's a one of those snarky bastards he's charming in a fucked up way I guess. I'm a dick right back so its even. But then he does weirdly gentle or thoughtful stuff sometimes and I get fucking overwhelmed and don't know what to do with myself.

>>8685819
Because real life is real life and porn is porn. It wouldn't be as entertaining if there wasn't some level of fantasy bullshit to it. I get too embarrassed to watch porn half the time and even I know that.

>>8685842
Good to know.

>>8685903
I was kind of sheltered but that doesn't seem bad I guess.

He's coming over in like an hour so I guess I better sort out what the fuck I'm going to tell him.

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>>8685793
>What the shit is edging

Its really simple. First, find your goat and two midgets dressed as clowns. Make sure at least one clown is lubed. Dont worry about the goat, he should already have his diaper. Next you will need a sterile catheter and however much duct tape it takes to hold the other midget to the wall with enough slack for the trash bag to fit over him. You can have some PVC pipe for the wolf pack when they get there but they will usually prefer a garden hose which makes the goldfish last longer anyways. Once you have the chain hitched to the bumper, the rest is pretty self explanatory.

>>8685793
...you sound so pure & innocent, no wonder your friends is playing with you :3
Please, don't forget to report back once you met him!

Who want to take bets?

Put my weiner in the bum of a cute boy today lads

Also it's pride in Vancouver but pride is lame so I didn't go

Thanks for reading my livejournal

>>8685934
Seems legit.

>>8685991
I will. I guess I'd better go shower or whatever the fuck since he'll be over soon.

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>>8686053
>Thanks for reading my livejournal

yeah it was alright. Maybe could of used some more detail on the bum rape though.

It doesnt matter though. I am already making them up in my head and according to my imagination, it was really hot, especially how you had to cover his mouth so the cop standing at the end of the alley where the dumpster you had the boy pinned up against didnt hear his squealing like a girl.

It was a great story, thank you for sharing it.

>>8686086

It was consensual sex with my bf in his bedroom and he moaned and grunted like a manly man

Sorry to spoil

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>diet edition

I made a delicious pork pot roast a few days ago, and today I made leftover pot roast pizza.
Dough from scratch, sauce made from pork dripping gravy mixed with cottage cheese and an egg, meat chopped into cubes, shredded carrot, mushrooms, onions, a bit of poblano pepper, and a little bit of cheddar I had just to help glue it all together.

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>>8686076

Remember you have to stand and sit a few times and do a few laps around the living room to make sure all the douche water is out. Also make sure you puke a few times and rinse with mouth wash in case you heave when his cock pushes past your tonsils. I know I do.

And no stubble around the cock holster. It can scratch.

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>>8686122

I am jelly. Very nice.

>>8686122

[italian hand kissing motion]

>>8685991
my bet is they make it to third base

>>8686076
good luck you glorious naive little tsundere

>>8686118
>implying making a guy lose control to the extent that he's moaning like a bitch isn't the greatest

it's like you're straight

>>8686127
stop inserting lewds into this purity

>>8686053

>tfw just fucked the bf an hour ago

How degenerate is it to mouthfucking a guy in a park in broad daylight? I was a shy virgin 6 months ago only…

>>8686217

>tfw he calls you daddy and then goes all red

>>8686243

high five for that

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>>8686217

>stop inserting

heh heh

Relax. He'll have it all figured out soon, and by this time Friday his friend will already making him rich pimping him to arab business men, be slathered in sweat and lube from chin to taint, face pressed against a fogged limo window, high on XTC and reeking of amyl nitrate and poopy semen. By the time he remembers which parking lot he woke up in to find his way home, he will be able to afford whatever clothes he needs to replace and still have enough to afford all the smack he'll need to stop spontaneously gaping from the earlier gang bang. He can clean up at the Y, put on clean undies and be back at the subway restroom in time for a new shift and flip that hole enough times to take Sunday morning off to recover.

Trust me, he has this covered. Best thing that could've happened to him.

>>8686244

Rule #1-

Its only degenerate if he didn't swallow.

>>8686244
anything that involves unwilling participants is fucked up in several different ways.
if some family came along with their young children and saw you, i'd be really happy if you both got the shit beat out of you and ended up getting convicted as a sex offender.

>>8686244

Not very

It's only degenerate if you go full illegal

>>8686334

ignore this virgin

>>8686383
all public sex is illegal, you cancerous tripfag. unless you live in some shithole country, which you probably do.

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Im bored as shit, writing some journal crap.

I cant take it anymore. Im gonna sell myself to some Mexican thugs for a $20 bag and let them hate-fuck me behind some parking lot.

Where do sexually frustrated Mexican thugs hang out. I only know enough Spanish to cruise in about eight words. I dont really wanna wear a skirt and wig, but coffee is for closers and I gotta close soon or I'll end up working through straight neighbors until the whole neighborhood is pissed.

Dar me lo verga, papi

>>8686452

Oh clutch your rosary beads and go to bed, grandma.

>>8686452

butthurt virgin

>>8686478

It's "dame la verga papi"

Also "no quiero SIDA" and "chupame el culo"

>>8686872
>dirty mexican

see? I knew I was right about you.
of course no one in your country cares about fucking in the street when it's littered with decapitated bodies.

How so I confess my feelings for my friend? I'm like 85% sure he's gay/bi

Usually we hang out in a group so I thought of inviting him to the movies but just the two of us. Is this a good enough hint or do I need to just blurt out my feelings

What happens If an evil feminist government comes to power and declares only woman can date men and that all gay men are in fact transwoman and forced to transition by the government and forcibly feminised

Would you fight in mascgens rebellion

>>8687798
Just pretend to be straight and date a feminized male.

>>8687830
They have technology that can identify straights and gays mindreading

>>8687840
>tfw masc bf will be transitioned because they can tell he's gay
>tfw won't be allowed to transition because they can tell i'm straight

>>8687580
Why not that and also like to a restaurant too?

>>8687798
>>8687830
>>8687840
>>8687852
>SEPARATE
>BOARD
>WHEN?

>>8687892
>dead board
>that we'll come trannyposting in anyway

>>8687892
The fastest threads on /lgb/ will be Transbian General and Bi Mtf General.

>suspect I have some STD again
>no free STD appointment until weeks from now
>will meet bf again soon after fucking randoms during the summer because open relationship
>he will want to unprotected sexh me
Insight pls? Right now I'm looking to feign ignorance, sex bf, test myself when I get the chance and hope I don't have anything.
Would you break up with your open relationship bf if he gave you some STD or is it something that comes with open relationships.

>in the closet
>gay virgin, never done anything with a guy, only girls
>can't stop thinking about kissing, sucking a cock, and grabbing manly chests and arms
>had to fap twice last night just so I can sleep
>had a really embarrassing gay dream
>diamonds boner wakes me up early
>can't go back to sleep, tired all day
>if a boner gets triggered it stays for like an hour straight

I don't wanna blog, but I'm getiting really desperate and depressed. Why does the world have to be so difficult? I admire all of you openly gay people, I don't know how you do it. Straights must have it so much easier, not having to worry about being judged. I don't know how to deal with this.

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>>8687892
>>SEPARATE
>>BOARD
>>WHEN?

>>8687942
pls reply, any other open relationship bros here?

>>8688190
>"STD again"
>open relationship
I try not to laugh but it's hard anon..

Just tell him, STDs is a risk of this kind of relationship, or tell him to wear a condom to not get pregnant.

>>8688091
Not being a virgin anymore, or be out of the closet won't stop you to be desperate and depressed.

>>8688298
>STDs is a risk of this kind of relationship
I'm glad this is a given and that it's not just me. I guess I'll go on with my plan for now.

>>8688298
He dicked up hard.
Like dafuq, how hard stds even a thing, like just wrap it up.

>>8688309
Why wouldn't?

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