Joke thread

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>>8672772
Ill go first. What is the scientific name for a fem catboy? Felis labicalutimide!

>>8672772
there

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>>8672772
Trans.

>>8672772
You want to know why gays tend to have a bad sense of humor ?

It's because of their feminine side.

all of these jokes suck

when does a sandwich cook?
when it's bakin lettuce and tomato

>>8672772
If there are two dudes who makes the sandwiches?

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>>8672842
Their adopted child slave

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>"My son knows I have a good friend; none of us is gay, just good friends. So when he saw me without teeth, he said: 'I know why.' My son! He was 10! You know what he told me? Think, associate, in the dirtiest way." I think I can guess. "Yes! Sucking! He said my friend complained that my teeth were in the way."

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>Don't you just hate it when you are blowing a dude, and then halfway through you realize "Man, this guy's a fucking faggot!"

What's the toughest part of a fruit to eat? The designer jeans....

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>>8672934
>Hey everybody, I'm in the mood for a blow job! Does anybody want one?!
https://youtu.be/mtDOr9UY-yk?t=8m57s

>>8672859
dank

Tranners and gays have literally the worst jokes in existence, women tier jokes.

>>8673263
>women tier jokes.
I thought you said we had jokes.

>>8673268
Haha, my bad. You're right, they don't even qualify as jokes.

>>8673275
>the joke
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>your head

>>8673287
Ah yes, the old "my higher brain functions are at too high of an elevation for a shorty like you." The go to insult for short, passive aggressive morons everywhere.

>>8673320
Who was taking about height?

>>8673343
Man, how do you understand how breathing works when you're like this?

>>8672772
> best lgbt related jokes
AGP

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>>8672772
How do most FtMs end up?
Testoste-alone! XDDDDDDD

>>8672934
Third time this week!

>>8672772
what did the gay deer say when he left the club?
[spoiler]I can't believe i blew 60 bucks back there [spoiler]

>>8672772
There are 76 genders.