/clg/ - cis lesgen

delete this

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>>8650524
I have no reason to. If you're triggered by it you should have been faster in making a thread how you like it.

>>8650370
Hope your mom's OK.

>>8650434
>Forget the leafs.
I think most Torontonians want to.

>>8650522
>>8650524
Delete this.
It is bad and wrong and didn't even follow the format, you pleb.

>>8650646
Take your "format" back to rebdit. Generals are fucking cancer because of people like you.

>>8650646
It was made by a tranny. You can't expect much for them.

>>8650522
What is ded?

>>8650646
>wrong
wat

>>8650702
Inactive. Thred is ded.

>>8650702
Deceased.

>>8650691
>wahh I don't like it so it must be the doing of a tranny!
Stay in your shitty chat, normalfag.

>>8650713
>>8650714
Thank you strangers.

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>>8650715
>tranner butthurt that he can't get into the discord with his manly voice

>>8650691
*from

>>8650772
>underlayer dye job in danger color
pls do not idealize white trash my foreign friend

>>8650522
I heard anime is basically just like cartoons.

>>8650808
This adorable shitpost is too pure for this thread.

>>8650825
It looks like a cartoon, it must be a cartoon.

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>>8650852
Of course it's a cartoon, that's why your post was so cute.

>>8650522
>lesbian
>anime
hmmmmmm. I smell a transbian...

>>8650859
Cool, we agree. Mostly everyone else says its not a cartoon and it's own thing.

Have you ever pet a wolf? They are pretty adorable creatures.

>>8650863
You can stop samefagging any time.

>>8650866
>Mostly everyone else
Wow. This was typed.

>>8650871
Why surprise? I asked you a question and you gave me a response like that... Did your momma every teach you manners? Btw, this was typed as well.

>>8650866
>Have you ever pet a wolf? They are pretty adorable creatures.
I have pet dogs, they're pretty much the same.

>>8650878
No they are not. These fkers will eat you alive if they see weakness. They can smell weakness 10 miles away.

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>tfw crush on a /clg/ girl

>>8650870
pssst I'm not that poster. I only came here to stir shit up.

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>>8650893
Who?

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>>8650888
They look the same tho

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>>8650901
>grande
You need to go back.

>>8650901
They are, pretty close dna wise to grey wolves. They are more scared of humans but they can smell from 10 miles away. Pretty much like dogs except cannot be tamed. We can only leave a human imprint on them so they can at least socialize with us a bit.

>>8650905
Calm your tits whitey, it's the first image result for "thinking emoji".

>>8650913
Too pure.

>>8650905
>everyone that knows Spanish is Mexican

>>8650893
Wdf is a clg?

>>8650921
Colonel Light Gardens; a suburb in Adelaide, South Australia.
Company limited by guarantee, a type of corporation in British and Irish company law
Department for Communities and Local Government, the UK Government department for communities and local government in England
Guided missile light cruiser, a classification of warship in the United States Navy
Galveston class cruiser, a type of United States Navy ship
WCLG-FM, a radio station located in Morgantown, West Virginia, USA
Cumann Lúthchleas Gael, abbreviation for the Gaelic Athletic Association
Counter Logic Gaming, a professional eSports gaming team
Cee Lo Green, an American singer

>>8650921
cis lesbian generalist

>>8650918
Too pure? Am i suppose to be a dark evil lord or something?

>>8650922
Why do you know this? Or did you just type clg in google?

>>8650934
It's the disambiguation page from wikipedia.

>>8650899
I don't want her to know!

>>8650922
Team Counter Logic Gaming

>>8650936
I see... I have no clue what you did, but good job.

>>8650921
They mean /cgl/ the cosplay board :^)

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>>8650937
>I don't want her to know!
Don't be a pussy. I already confessed my love, now you do too.

>>8650937
she does now!

>>8650940
Do you... Not know how to use Wikipedia?

>>8650941
People say I can cosplay as Giovanni from Pokemon. Its not like I want to cosplay as him, but why do I want to cosplay as a little btch who loses?

why all the ESL suddenly, wtf.

>>8650947
Type in google and the first hit is Wikipedia. That is about it for the function for Wikipedia for me. In college the instructors told me to stay away from wikipedia and use it as a starting point to gather information from other sources.

Is wikipedia that incredible?

>>8650942
But I can't... I don't want to be rejected
>>8650946
That can't be true

>>8650956
Yeah, they paid me a trip to Canada.

>>8650960
Wikipedia paid you to go to Canada? Are you a contributor or something?

>>8650960
Hello kek.

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>>8650958
>But I can't... I don't want to be rejected
It's not that bad, actually.Just keep in mind that your love will never be anyway so it's not as if you're losing anything.

>>8650964
Yep

>>8650968
What do you want.

>>8650958
Look at the bright side, the worse case scenario is that you will be rejected on a 4chan thread. Just for it.

I will be going out for a run, goodluck.

>>8650972
Dam, I only traveled to a few places. How is Canada anyway? I will be back, I have to go exercise.

>>8650960
Remember to eat poutine, Beavertails, ketchup chips, all-dressed chips, smarties, coffee crisps, aero bars, nanaimo bars and butter tarts!

>>8650980
That's probably going to make me go broke but I will try to eat at least one of these. I want to spend my money on clothes or something, I hope Montreal has shops with cute clothes.

>>8650972
>What do you want.
(you)

>>8650958
A namefag or from the discord? You're anon here, so perhaps the latter.

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>>8650988
Have another.

>>8650985
>try to eat at least one of these
Poutine then.

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>>8650994
No, kek. I want you.

>>8650989
pleb, lack of namefags doesn't mean we lack recognizable regulars

>>8650997
Alright.

>>8650999
My heart already belongs to another woman.

>>8651002
>My heart already belongs to another woman.
Stop lying.

>>8650972
Kek, did you create the OP? At least use better art. That's shittier quality than most of the the ones on /u/.

>>8651007
Shit taste senpai, unpolished != bad art.

>>8651017
Those pointy noses will put out someone's eye

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>>8651006
But it's true.

>>8651007
>>8651020
It's not bad and it's also pretty cute. You're just desensitized to anime fanart.

>>8651020
Ah! You're absolutely right, the quality would greatly improved if someone just removed the noses entirely. Or perhaps filed the ends a bit.

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>>8651031
I don't know why this is so small.

>>8651033
I think the noses are perfectly fine. I mean, at least they are not Tima-tier.

>>8651031
>But it's true.
Well, who is she?

>>8650977
>How is Canada anyway?
Decent country, but they make you answer a bunch of weird questions at the border like "who is Aunt Jemima to you", "what is a garburator", "I say Stanley, you say...", etc etc. And they check your pronunciation of "sorry" too.

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>>8651020
Here we go, 10,000 years in mspaint. How's that? Better?

>>8651038
Kek please.

>>8651055
Now they look like Voldemort.

>>8651055
>missing the point
They are Tima-tier noses. Those ears are pretty meh too. Shit quality compared to all the yuri out there.

>>8651041
CanKan of course.

>>8651047
What the fuck are those questions?

>>8651001
Yeah, and you usually give them names (see: degenerate, peeps, mcburger, /x/ anon etc)

>>8651062
Who is degenerate? Do you mean delinquent?

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>>8651059
>>8651060
Gosh some people are so hard to please, here these noses should at least be child-proof.

>>8651062
Do you know what a namefag is?

>>8651060
>Shit quality compared to all the yuri out there.
Ahahahahaha, if only that were true.

>>8641642

The reason is >>8648487

>>8650970
I don't know about internet relationships but I guess you're right, although I'd have the funds to see her and stuff...
Still scared of rejection and right now it's probably mostly admiration maybe.

>>8650975
>>8650989
>>8651001
not someone known in the threads

>>8651086
>not someone known in the threads
Then why are you posting about it here?

>>8651086
>not someone known in the threads
Then why won't you tell us about her?

>>8651061
>What the fuck are those questions?
Canadian jokes.

>>8651060
>They are Tima-tier noses
Not even close.

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>>8650522
What a sad day when the animeposters hijack the general and can't even be bothered to make it with any sort of quality.

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>>8651097
This is a Kek-tier thread. Stop hating.

>>8651097
Nobody else is here on weekends so who cares?

>>8651089
Sharing my feels
>>8651090
Because she will know!

>>8651102
Keep your discord shit in the discord.

>>8651101
More like the same anons are here every single day, so why does it even matter.

>>8651108
why do you hate the discord so much?

>>8651110
It's true, you could post a plain hamburger bun as OP with no text at all, and the thread would probably be about the same

>>8651119
The only difference being that we'll get about 100 autistic posts bitching about the OP.

>>8651116
I don't. I just want you to keep your mess separate. I asked the same thing when tc and skype were a thing.

>>8651119
We should do that for the next thread as an experiment.
>a plain hamburger bun with the title as Cis LesGen and a link to the previous thread and nothing else

>>8651121
Fuck them. Let the normies reeeee.

>>8651124
Deal

>>8651124
Please do, it'll be fucking hilarious.

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Kek, do this >>8651124 Just be sure to pick a top-quality hamburger bun.

>>8651047
What happens if someone fks up the pronunciation of sorry to a Canadian? Is it important?

>>8651061
General questions, not in detail I guess.

>>8651086
Bingo

Oh yea, im back.

>>8651139
>What happens if someone fks up the pronunciation of sorry to a Canadian? Is it important?
You're put under surveillance as a suspected American.

>>8651137
Which do you like
https://www.google.com.mx/search?q=top+quality+hamburger+bun&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:unofficial&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwi6mP6j8K_VAhVFMyYKHdgeCOUQ_AUICigB&biw=1024&bih=488#imgrc=4TO9EvF5amzGNM:

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>>8651144
I'm kind of partial to this one, it's a e s t h e t i c

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>>8651144
This one is beautiful enough to make any Amerifat proud.

>>8651152
>not toasted and buttered to a greasy mess
Are you really Amerifat?

>>8651155
I am, but who the fuck butters a hamburger bun.
That's some pleby shit.

>>8651142
I will pretend to be an American. If I get my act straight perfectly I should come out as an American that loves guns and apple pie. They will not suspect an American to be spot on what they say about us.

>>8651152
It is, but where da fk is everything else in the burger?

>>8651164
>where da fk is everything else in the burger?
The purpose is not to post an actual burger, but just a plain hamburger bun.

>>8651161
I do when I toast it on the grill
>at home

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>>8651161
You must be fucking kidding me, the only time I don't see them buttered and greased is low-tier McDonald's places or high-end restaurants. Any kind of popular chain, it's hard to find a bun that's not greasy.

>>8651164
They do check your passport you know.

>>8651175
Ah, well I don't eat out much so I wasn't familiarized with that. If I want a burger, I make it at home and I don't butter the buns.

>>8650522
The funny thing is my 2D lesbian collection is at least 10x times bigger than my 3D one. All at home though. It'd certainly make it easier for topics like vidya to post 2D girls. It's almost impossible to find a decent 3D pic of vidya playing lesbians for some reason.

Ya'll are making me crave burgers. I'm going to have to eat one tomorrow.

>>8651180
Its fine, they are just doing there job. They are outstanding citizens and I respect their service. The general population I do not have to show my passport. They will not know that I am an American.

>>8651207
How's your business trip going?

>>8651207
I've liked your threads new OP, you seem pretty chill. 2D or 3D is fine with me.

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Hey you fucking dykes. I haven't been here in forever. Is the thread still 90% screechy trannies and mantrolls?

>>8651307
Hey! If that's really you it's nice to see you again! The answer is yes.

>>8651307
Why did you leave for so long?

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>>8651311
It is really me! I'm surprised someone here remembers me tbqh.

What the fuck is up, senpaitachi?

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>>8651317
>there's two
Pls it's been like a year, how?

Anyway I got banned for waifuposting so I took my waifuposting to discord and then there was a whole lot of retarded drama and I was avoiding an ex and it was a whole THING.

Anyway I was looking for somewhere to shitpost and remembered I'd been meaning to drop in here and have an excuse to stare at pictures of my waifu for a while.

>>8650522
I wish you the best of luck OP with the thread.

>>8651307
Maybe, I might be the 10% that are not. I enjoy having conversations even if they are a weird I guess... You guys are actually pretty chill to talk to.

>>8651343
Does this mean you will be posting here more?

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>>8651362
That's kinda always been the case, you just gotta sift though the dumb bullshit to find the dank dykes to chill with.

>>8651391
Maybe. We'll see how it goes.

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>>8651407
Well you should because, y'know, I'm always here.

>>8651325
There's a few of us I'm sure.
Not much, we have some new faces but it's mostly the usual shitposting.

>>8651164
>>8651222
Anon, be honest with me, what drugs are you on?

>>8651405
Idk what dyke is.

>>8651438
Surprisingly I'm not even on drugs. I never took drugs for recreational use. You are not the first to ask me I was on drugs, quite a bit. They say I am way too laid back to not being taking drugs.

Sorry I was late to respond guys.

>always fantasize about being the "husband" of a cute girl
>suddenly fantasize about being the wife of an older woman
Am I becoming a sissy? I just want to prepare my wife a meal for when she comes back from work, cuddle her a bit on the couch while I pat her head and then have her take me whenever she feels like releasing her sexual stress.

In reality I'm too lazy, not fit for cooking or doing house chores and would rather work all day than clean the house or cook something nice, but I can't stop fantasizing about being a cute housewife for some reason, it feels comfy and it's hot. M-maybe I'm developing AGP or something? I'm not even a tranny though.

>>8651466
Idk man, you could try to see if you like cooking and try cleaning up the house a bit. You will probably figure something about yourself if you those two things. I was pretty lazy a couple months ago, I cannot really afford to due to my current occupation. It sucks due to more work but I like the improvements I made myself.

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>>8651459
>idk what dyke is
>mfw

>>8651413
r u qt?
dress up like my waifu and sit on my face

>>8651429
desu i basically assumed it would be all new people or like, nobody would give a shit anyway lmfao

>>8651466
Nothing wrong with mixing up the fantasies once in a while.

>>8651523
>i basically assumed it would be all new people
There are a couple of newfags around, but most "new" people tend to leave anyways because they realize this isn't tumblr or plebbit. We scare them away.

>>8651523
Nvm, I should have just googled it.

>>8651542
I never used tumblr or plebbit. Nice to meet you man, we will probably see each other in a couple threads in the future. Thank you for your cooperation.

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>>8651542
le 4chan army has arrived

>>8651543
nigga how you gonna be on 4chan and not know your slurs

nigga how you gonna be a lesbian and not know your lesbian slurs

>>8651466
Sounds comfy.

>>8651573
I pretty much jumped into posting. I did not think this through....
Oh sht, I left an impression I am lesbian. I am not even a gril. Sorry about the confusion.

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>>8651596
>not even a girl

>>8651603
You got an interesting pepe, I might as well add into my collection.

>>8651596
What the fuck are you doing posting in a lesbian thread?

>>8651610
Anime thread to begin with.

>>8651612
Psst, the "lesgen" in the OP means "lesbian general". Which means this is a lesbian thread.

>>8651609
How extensive is your pepe collection folder?

>>8651618
Whoops, thanks anon. I missed that completely.
>>8651620
I just started. I got a collection of 1/1. I saw a lot of them but its my first time seeing that pepe. It really speaks volume to me. Cya.

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>>8651656
Oh. Well, have another one if you don't have this one already.

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Hey vet tech anon, how did your first day go?

>>8651612
Is this what you wanted, Kek, you fucking retard?

>>8651862
I knew someone would freak out about that, y'all are so predictable.

>>8651059
"Harry Potter is ded... NGE-HEH-EH!"

>>8651603
>>8651674
D/A but I collect pepes. they're like drugs to me. thx.

>>8651879
Now I feel like marathoning all the HP movies.

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So I saw Wonder Woman. That other anon in the last thread was so right. after the first man shows up and they leave the all female island the whole film goes to absolute eye rolling shit. I have no idea how it is getting such raving reviews about feminism. She is literally a secondary character to this random brit spy dude that shows up. Once they get together she spends the whole movie being led around by him to places where she does something then is led somewhere else and does/fights something. Rinse repeat.

The cameo at the start with Robin Wright (Think house of cards) was also a highlight. They didn't show or even really strongly hint at the women on the island having ANY relationships. Not even so much as a single kiss between them. And *Spoiler* Wonder Woman falls head over heels for this dude she has known for a few days. (And despite her being canon bi nothing about her liking other women either) She literally got interrupted by the dude when she was trying to introduce her self and he GAVE her a different last name which she just mutely adopts for the rest of the film. It was so painful famalam.

Nothing feminist about it. The few lines that could have been were so heavy handed that they didn't even need to be said.
>>8650942
Who did you confess your love to!?
>>8651086
Must be discord exclusive then. In which case she likely already knows.
>>8651910
Sometimes I read "pepes" and think I see "peeps" giving me such a spook.

first time on this board
my grandmother called me a lesbian
hello my fellow lesbians

>>8652252
>Who did you confess your love to!?
I'm pretty sure that is Kek confessing her love to CanKan.
>Must be discord exclusive then.
It was confirm that it was indeed discord related.
>I read "pepes" and think I see "peeps"
Peeps, you are a pepe. Stop pretending otherwise!

I still haven't watch WW and your post has made me not want to watch it even more.

>>8652252
>man does the work
>woman gets the movie named after her
Feminist to a t.

>>8652261
Not sure that is how it works but ok.

>>8652282

***POTENTIAL SPOILERS***
He doesn't "do the work" He just leads her places where she does stuff. He does save the day in a tragic heroic way at the end of course. She literally wouldn't "Find her powers" without him so that is all super painful.

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>>8652271
>I still haven't watch WW and your post has made me not want to watch it even more.

Right now I am more excited to see Dunkirk or Spiderman Homecoming. (Spider Gwen when?!)

>>8652318
>Dunkirk
I watched it today. Definitely recommend it.

>>8652318
Lol the teddy bear in the background

>>8652318
>Spider Gwen when
I dunno, it's gonna be awhile before MCU starts dipping into the multiverse

>>8652232
Go for it, anon. They're gr8.

On a sidenote, Voldy's retarded laughter marks the day I went to see this movie with a girl that turned out to be bishit that stringed me along for lols. I will never forget that laughter.

>>8652252
Why the fuck would I collect peeps? Pe-pe. Not pe-ep. Damn that would give me a hear attack lol.

>>8652468
inb4 Voldemort is bi. (I mean dumble is gay sooo where is our canon lesbian?)

Do you guys ever wish there was a grindr for lesbians?

>>8652472
>grindr for lesbians
It would probably be filled with bisluts.

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>>8652470

>>8652282
Here we see a /pol/ savage in its natural habitat. Autistic screeching is its mating call. Do not feed.

>>8652470
He is? I thought he was too... voldie'd... to care about mortal things such as lovin. But yeah, it is unfair not to have lesbians. I was bummed when Luna wasn't one. Bummed. I had these fantasies involving her and me. Also,
>tfw I am (and was back then) too NEET to gain invitation to Hogwarts even if it was real

>>8652480
Too tumblr for legit lesbian methinks.

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>>8652512
Luna easily stole the stage in every scene she was in and I wish I could meet a cutie with her vibe/energy/aesthetic IRL.

Ok so wondering can we make saying we are "lez" a thing? Sometimes I feel like the reason so many girls describe themselves as "gay" is because it is just shorter. If we could popularize lez we might see more women picking it up?

Thoughts?

>>8652474
Already. HER app is a disaster

>>8651273
Keeping me too busy to shitpost. Work laptop firewalls limit my options, so I ended up watching Fargo in the evenings. Two episodes left.
>>8651288
Thanks, I'm fine with either too, really. I like the normie stories and the 4chan geek talk. I hear my gambling anime has actual yuri this week but I'm going to have to wait to see MC molest blondie.
I'm curious to see if the next thread will end up hamburger bun or nazi takes over and tell you nerds to BTFO.
Personally if I was going to do it, I'd end up posting delicious eurobread because they're so tasty (both the baked goods and the girls).

>>8651573
Omg superanon is back! How have you been what are you up to lately? Still watching Supergirl daily?

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>>8652724
Mary Winstead is such a qt. This past season of Fargo was pretty entertaining.

>I'm curious to see if the next thread will end up hamburger bun or nazi takes over and tell you nerds to BTFO.
Nazi doesn't frequent the threads as much, so our burger bun scheme should be fine.

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I was awake from Friday morning to Sunday night because I hung out with a qt for so long.
I had my apprehensions about dating her at first, but I'm starting to really enjoy spending time with her.

>>8652753
>I had my apprehensions about dating her
Why?

>>8652787
She's several years too young for me and I felt like a predatory pedo.

>>8652831
How many years?

Anons, I got a phone call from Switzerland. Is it a scam? Well, my former internet buddy (long story, we kinda grew apart) lives in there, so it could be her too. It's not her number tho. And SL doesn't seem popular among scammers. It took few secs only, didn't get to answer. Too scared to call back.
>wat do?

>>8652919
Call back. If it's nobody you know or if it seems like a scam, just hang up?
Is there a reason to be paranoid about calls from Switzerland?

>>8652941
It's because if I call back, they can charge lots of money for few secs(it has happened before where I live, authorities can't do much), and if they hear my voice and they're males, well, you know what happens...

>>8652941
>>8652956
I was going to say, that I'm thinking of sending txt message, but then if they're not legit, they'll know my number is active and will try to call later from different number

>>8652956
>>8652960
Seems risky now that you put it that way. Maybe you should just ignore it. Can't you contact your former internet buddy online if you suspect that it is her?

>>8652959
L A T E
A
T
E

>>8652872
I'd prefer my qts to be around 25, she's 19.

>>8652750
Im on to you lot and your schemes.

>>8652966
Yeah, not going to call back. As for buddy, her acc has gone inactive yrs ago (such a qt, good memories, sadly we never met irl). Now that I checked, her number directs me to some hiking gear store kek.

>>8652956
>and if they hear my voice and they're males, well, you know what happens...
You gonna get phone raped or something?

>>8652992
Are you retarded, or just living under a rock?

>>8653002
I don't see anything bad that could happen in that situation, you're just being a paranoid fuck.

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For the past year and a half I have been nothing but a fucktoy for women. I have made an effort to show some of these women that I am worth being in a real relationship with. I think there is something off putting about me that averts them from dating me. Yes, I have had a chaotic past, but I have literally pulled a 180 and have a normal stable life now.

>>8653012
I'd rather be paranoid fuck, than dead fuck.

>>8653025
I don't understand. What can a dude in the other side of the world do to a person he doesn't even know.

>>8653028
I'd rather not find out.

>>8653033
Protip: as long as you're not calling from a non-prepaid phone under your name he can't even know who you are.

>>8653048
You can buy one in a conbini for like 20 bucks. You can also always call from a public telephone or Skype.

>>8653037
And listen to him wank and afterwards receive lewds from him and his buddies for the rest of the eternity? Absolut disgust.
>tfw why isn't it ever hot lesbians doing this?

>>8653050
>public telephone
Now that sounds good. Perhaps I'll give it a shot when I find one.

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>>8652749
Yeeeees. I've even surrendered to pure waifufaggotry and bought this expensive collectible statue of her.

Season 2 has been fucking garbo, unfortunately, though. Fucking CW.

>>8653054
What? The chances of that happening are so low, and if it does happen just change your phone number you paranoid idiot.

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>>8652981
>she's 19
ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT

>>8653065
Yeah, my initial reaction also.
I-I just turned 22 though.

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>>8653074
aaaaaaboooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor-

eh, 22-19? That's not that bad, actually. Lotta growing up in those years tho.

>>8653060
>so low
Not really.
>change your number
Meh, I like that one. I remember it in my dreams, in case some qt asks for it (never happens irl so far). Too lazy to memorize a new one.
>you paranoid idiot
Marry me plz.

>>8653085
I don't marry retards.

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>>8653090

>>8653090
>>8653094
As a cat owner, your resistance is futile. Waifu-sama...

>>8653055
>when I find one.
Do North American cities still have them at all? I have only seen them elsewhere.

>>8653125
Nah fuck off hoe I already have someone I like.

>>8653139
Never seen one, either.
>>8653155
Make me.

>>8653081
>Lotta growing up in those years tho.

Yeah, she just graduated from Highschool. And I know a lot happened between Highschool and now for me, I think that's in part why I was so skeptical.

>>8653171
Go try fuck someone else you slut.

>>8653185
Why should I, when I can be your slut?

>>8653186
I don't want you. I bet you're ugly and a normalfag.

>>8653196
I would let you insult me all night... I just find it hot. Fucked up, I know.

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>>8653206
Gross. Are you into being physically abused because right now I really want to beat the shit out of you.

>>8653213
Not sure, haven't tried it before.

>>8653215
Don't worry, we can start with some gentle choking before strangling you to death.

>>8653217
Mercy!

>>8653213
Why do I see an unholy blend of kuroboshi kouhaku and shindol in this character

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>>8653213
>>8653217
Typical lesbian habits

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>>8653225
>kuroboshi kouhaku
He made the designs.

>and shindol
It's because she really has that Shindo L face.

>>8653179
Yeah nah I wouldn't touch that shit desu.

>>8653227
>linking up bullshit data
Typical cuck habits.

>>8653239
As my friend put it: What if she's a freak in the sheets?

>>8653241
>NUH! IT RONG! I BEAT YOU IF YOU DISAGREE

Typical lesbian habits

How common is lesbian partner violence?
About 17-45% of lesbians report having been the victim of a least one act of physical violence perpetrated by a lesbian partner (1,5,6,13). Types of physical abuse named by more than 10% of participants in one study included:
Disrupting other�s eating or sleeping habits
Pushing or shoving, driving recklessly to punish, and slapping, kicking, hitting, or biting (11).
Sexual abuse by a woman partner has been reported by up to 50% of lesbians (12).
Psychological abuse has been reported as occurring at least one time by 24% to 90% of lesbians (1,5,6,11,14).
The research usually has been done with mostly white, middle-class lesbians who are sufficiently open about their sexual orientation to have met researchers seeking participants in the lesbian community. Subsequently, these findings may not apply to women who are less open, less educated, or of other ethnic backgrounds.

>>8653221
You're a weak bitch if you're into verbal abuse but not physical. Come back to me when you can handle some slaps and light choking at least.

>>8653227
A lesbian who won't put up with her wife's beatings is not a real lesbian.

>>8653244
Keep your excuses to yourself, vanilla. It's hot.

>>8653246
>Here's a bad stereotype about us
>I know, we'll prove them right instead of wrong! YEAH!

Gay and bisexual men experience abuse in intimate partner relationships at a rate of 2 in 5, which is comparable
to the amount of domestic violence experienced by heterosexual women.
3
• Approximately 50% of the lesbian population has experienced or will experience domestic violence in their
lifetimes.
1
• In one year, 44% of victims in LGBT domestic violence cases identified as men, while 36% identified as women.
1
• 78% of lesbians report that they have either defended themselves or fought back against an abusive partner.
18% of this group described their behavior as self-defense or “trading blow for blow or insult for insult.”

>>8653246
I really should try it out, anon-sama. I want to prove that I'm not weak.

>>8653235
It's messing with me; those things should not mix.

>>8653252
d/a I don't give a shit about stats. Less so, from a crossthreader.

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>>8653255
Just embrace it. Dorothy is a slut anyway so it fits.

>>8653261
If that's the kind of "cake" shindol bakes for $1k, I would shell out.

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>>8653243
She's less likely to be one at 19 than at an older age. Altho if ur just tryna smash instead of date (and she is too) it can't really hurt to go for it anyway bc the only real risk is bad sex.

>>8653268
I don't get it.

>>8653277
Oh she's only 20. Well whatever, I was trying to make a joke about Christmas cake and the fact that shindol will bake you a cake if you give him enough money.

>>8653179
>she just graduated from Highschool
>19
What?

>>8653244
>>8653252
Sounds like a lotta male BS. You know, to cover up for the fact women are murdered and raped by males at the most startingly level. Its why manhating is permissable if not necessary. To stop the murder of women we should end the life of males.

>>8653275
>She's less likely to be one at 19 than at an older age.

That's what I thought, but turns out she's quite experienced.

>>8653294
gb2 eastern yurop, gsn fangirl

>>8653304
I am gsn you weak-minded apologist.

>>8653307
then what happened to your english

>>8653301
Go get you some pucci then, if that's your aim. Just be aware that going for more than that is probably unwise imo.

>>8653311
What happened to your face

>>8653291
I'm not a burger, graduating at 19 is normal here.

>>8653312
During our date she casually mentioned that it's obvious we're gonna fug sooner or later.

>>8653366
wew

yeah go muff diving on her tbhfam

>>8653366
>graduating at 19 is normal here
Whoa

Help, I'm supposed to be going out in an hour but I can't be bothered to get out of bed.

>>8653287
Oh, I see. I was actually pleasantly surprised to know she is an adult and not a high schooler even if she's pretending to be one.

>shindol will bake you a cake if you give him enough money.
Cute

>>8653366
>>8653397
It's weird what other countries are like. I mean, it must be normal for them, but such fundamental things being different keeps amazing me.

>>8653471
>Cute
I know right? I always wanted to get a group together to do it but scheduling never worked out.

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>>8653517
You're such a cutie, CanKan. I'm not sure if I want you for my wife or my grandma anymore.

>>8653535
H-how did you know it was me?
>grandma
I'm not that old!!

>>8653556
Remember that I've been training to being able to recognize you in a panda suit between a multitude of people.

>I'm not that old!!
Where I live pretty much only old grandmas have cooking/baking circles so i couldn't help myself, sorry. I would still marry a cute grandma though.

Useless fact: I just realized that Rexona is an anagram for anorex.

>>8653581
>only old grandmas have cooking/baking circles
Really? We've had cooking parties since high school. I bet grannies wouldn't want to bake a cake with shindol though.

>>8653743
Yeah. My chinese cartoons have also taught me that baking is unexpectedly girly, do you have any other girly interest like that?

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Do heterosexual girls normally do this with their friends?

>>8654129
That's a male...

>>8654178
That's a tomboy...

>>8654178
Rude, Nozomi is a boy(female).

>>8653991
>do you have any other girly interest like that?
Nah I'm pretty solidly a tomboy. I took sewing electives in high school but dropped that hobby when I graduated.

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>>8654488
>tomboy that bakes
Nice gap moe.

>>8654197
Still a tranner.

>>8654526
You don't know what you're talking about you fucking idiot.

I have my first date with a girl on Tuesday night. We're getting a quick dinner then going to a baseball game. What can I do to not fuck it up?

>>8654488
>I took sewing electives in high school
why?

>>8654718
dont push it

just have a good time and try to make her feel comfy uwu

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>tfw everyone here is a tranny

>>8654730
Shut up, tranny.

>>8654512
I even have cute aprons.

>>8654726
A certain number of arts electives and "skill" electives were required to graduate. Sewing was one of the more palatable "skill" electives, and a bunch of my friends were in the classes too.

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>>8654750
>I even have cute aprons.
I'm having lewd thoughts of this.

>>8654750
>cute aprons
Pic?

>>8654730
You're not... are you?

>>8654750
>Sewing was one of the more palatable "skill" electives
I dread to think what the rest were then.

>>8654761
I even have a genuine nipponese maid outfit (it was a gag gift).

>>8654767
Nah they're both dirty at the moment, and what's worse: I would have to get up and move to do that.

>>8654819
Shop was overrun with rowdy assholes and the teacher was a creeper, "IT" was a complete joke and the teacher hated me, I didn't enjoy the way the cooking class was run. Sewing was pretty cool, I made a duffel bag thing that I still use sometimes.

>>8654875
>and the teacher was a creeper,
How?

>"IT" was a complete joke and the teacher hated me,
What was so bad and why did the teacher have it in for you?

>>8652750
I agree, it was entertaining. Shame about the ending though.
But that episode 9:
>Police chief Gloria and Officer Winnie getting drunk at the bar together
>long, awkward hug
>"I like you."
>"I like you too."
>mfw
Surprisingly gay.

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>>8654938
Oh yeah, that part. I was eagerly waiting for them to kiss. Too bad it didn't happen.

>>8654975
I thought it was interesting how Winnie was so friendly with Gloria. Then she gets all dressed up to meet with her for drinks, initiates the hug, and says they ought to keep drinking the whole evening.
Who knows what happened after they get completely soused.

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I know they're probably straight but they did a damn fine replication of an awkward lesbian dating ritual. Screenshot and saved for posterity. Let's hope work laptops don't track everything.

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>>8655005
In a perfect world, very lewd things would have happened.

>>8655046
>they did a damn fine replication of an awkward lesbian dating ritual
Right! Such a cute scene though.

>>8654718
>baseball game
How very gay, anon. Good luck on your date!
Don't forget to kiss her goodnight, y'pleb.

>>8654916
Just my baseless judgment, as far as I know he never did anything.

You didn't learn anything remotely useful and the teacher put very little effort into the course. My brother took it and eventually just volunteered to proofread her lessons beforehand because half of the time the instructions didn't work. She hated me because I was in one of her classes when I was an autistic 12yo (combined middle and high school). I refused to do things her way when I didn't see a reason to (it was garbage like drawing boxes in clarisworks, so the process definitely did not fucking matter), I "spiced up" my assignments because I was bored, I goofed off, and I most likely gave her attitude because I was a little shit back then. I was genuinely a pain in the ass so I can't exactly blame her, but she was also a shitty teacher (and hey, somehow other teachers managed to like me).

>>8655094
>I was a little shit back then
Adorable

The thread is dying so hard.

>>8655308
I don't get it. This is about normal.

>>8655308
Not even, normies out normin and jobbers out jobbin

>>8655094
>My brother took it and eventually just volunteered to proofread her lessons beforehand because half of the time the instructions didn't work.
Jesus...

>I "spiced up" my assignments because I was bored
Story!

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>>8655342
>tfw shitpostan at work
>tfw haven't been talking here all day just bc nobody's talking about anything interesting
>mfw
Do you think I could convice a hooker at one of the legal Nevada brothels to dress up like my waifu and sit on my face for less than a thousand dollars?

I figure everyone here is neets and doesn't have the funds for high-class prostitutes but you never know.

>>8655361
Air Force Amy will at the bunny ranch

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>>8655379
...I was mostly shitposting but this chick looks actually great. She seems like she'd be super expensive tho. She's like a famous hooker? Damb.

>>8655412
>carson city
not that far away...

Do people actually party that often? Some normie was acting like it was weird that I had no plans and was at home for a week.

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>>8655468
I probably go out drinking about 4 nights a week. But that's probably unhealthy.

>>8655352
>Story!
Oh no nothing story-worthy, I added the scare quotes because the spice was pretty unexciting.

>>8655479
RIP in peace your liver.

>>8655468
It's not weird at all, most responsible people with full-time jobs barely party at all.

>>8655768
It's a slow thread, whatever happened, post it.

>>8655468
Partying often after graduating from college is not common, at least from my experience. People graduate, get their careers and shit going. It leaves little time to party.

>>8655796
No no, I just mean that I added shit to the final product. Like if the assignment was to create a to-do list, I'd add a picture for each item or something. That's it, no story.

>>8655361
>everyone here is neets and doesn't have the funds for high-class prostitutes
There are quite a few anons with jobs, don't know any who have chosen to spend their moneys that way though.

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>>8655479
>Rachel Maddow
>mfw

>>8655873
There's a difference between having a job and having a job that pays well enough for you to spend a couple thousand dollars on a trip to Nevada for prostitutes to fulfill a specific fetish tho.

>>8655892
I spent a couple thousand just to avoid being spoiled for a movie, I'd do it if it was something that interested me.

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>>8655908
Well now you gotta tell me how on earth that came about.

>tfw I have the coolest bedroom to hang out in but no one ever comes over cuz no friends

>>8655912
It was being released abroad first, then in LA (with a hokey little premiere party). Tickets to LA showing went on sale first, so I bought them to hedge my bets. Ended up getting tickets to an opening day showing abroad, so I hopped on a plane and watched it. The premier party seemed like good fun so I went to that one too.

>>8655944
Well you can't say that and not post pics.

>>8655956
Dank. Which movie was it?

>>8655976
It was a weeb movie.

>>8655988
Are you ashamed to tell us which movie it was, anony?

>>8655994
Nah, it was Rebellion; I just didn't think the title would matter to someone who didn't even like Spirited Away (terrible).

I'm not even a huge meguca fan or anything, I just hate spoilers and thought it would be a fun thing to do.

How to turn a high-five into a hand-hold

>>8656042
Awkwardly

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>>8655988
>>8656020
>weebshit
absolutelydisgusting.png

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>>8655892
>spend a couple thousand dollars on a trip to Nevada for prostitutes to fulfill a specific fetish
Damn. What job do you have that allows you to have that much disposable income to just throw at hoes like that?

>>8656084
Y-you too

>>8655892
>wasting money on a bislut whore
That's what's absolutely disgusting. Why would you bother? You think their expertise with a thousand dudes wearing out their pussies is going to make them pros with a girl? Sleep with a lesbian slut, they'd be better.
Any normie who has money can score that for free.

>>8656244
Do lesbian sluts actually exist? One that will only slut around with other lesbians.
I figure most of them would be bisluts for the right amount of money.

>>8656259
Anon, I get that you're sheltered and don't regularly go out to lesbian clubs. There are always girls with reputations for being players.

>>8656276
>tfw the last grill I had a crush on actually said to me that she feels like I'm a total player

>>8655435
it's close to Dayton than it is Carson, truth be told
idk how expensive the bunny girls are, I only ever had drinks there once
wussed out on the sex

>barely 18 me barely finished her bud lite before sperging out and running home

>>8656313
Well, are you?

>>8656340
I wish I was.
I'm quite flirty with grills I think are qt, and it's not hard for them to get me into bed. However I don't just sleep with any random girl.

>>8656353
>quite flirty
>not hard for them to get me into bed
Anon, you're the very definition of a player. It doesn't mean having no standards, it means sleeping around.

>>8656356
B-But I also have to find willing qts.

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Good morning, friends.
Hope your day doesn't suck as much as mine is going to.

>>8656672
Why is your day going to suck?
Mine sucks a bit because something is wrong with a filling my dentist did and I'm getting it fixed tomorrow. Lower left jaw has been hurting for three days. I've been popping Advil and chewing gum cause that seems to help for some reason.

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>>8656691
>Lower left jaw has been hurting for three days.
Geez, that sounds horrible! I'm a little bitch when it comes to dealing with jaw or tooth pain. I would have gone to the ER for some strong painkillers. At least you are getting it fixed tomorrow, so that's good.

The suck from my day stems from having strep throat yet having to go to school to take an exam. I contacted the professor for a possible rescheduling of the exam because I feel like shit, but my request was denied. Couldn't focus yesterday to study well enough and I got like 3 hrs of sleep. I just wanted to stay in bed.

>>8656672
mine doesn't but only because of Pokemon Go (and my therapist)

>>8656876
Pokemon Go is still a thing? Interesting.

>>8655361
Your waifu sucks.

>>8656734
>strep throat
Why would they want you to come in and spread it around? What the hell?