What would you do if this happened to you
>>8660711
Fuck her in her boypussy, I guess.
I'd follow the scent markers of the ant in front of me until we reached our destination.
>>8660711
cry and ruin the moment but also be glad he didn't murder me...
>>8660711
Dude he knew she was trans and had supported her the entire transition. It's not a surprise.
>>8660711
Dump the gross chaser.
Hey look I got doubles
I would hit him as hard as I could and maby break a few teeth
>>8660711
am I on the left or on the right?
>>8660711
>What would you do if this happened to you
I would seriously question how the fuck I became an ant
LUL but nah I love trans girls so I would be all over her elf ginger twinkhon bod Tbh
I'd fuck my waifu senseless is what I'd do.
>>8660711
I'd eat her right up.
>>8660711
>What would you do if this happened to you
Have an erection
No way I wouldn't be able to detect she's a tranny beforehand. I'd continue as planned and inseminate her boypussy.
>>8660711
meanwhile three years earlier
>>8661014
No freckles = Daywalker
>>8660711
Compare sizes.
>>8660711
>What would you do if this happened to you
See: the edit where the guy goes "I am in hell".
>>8660711
What would I do if I were able to open up to a cute guy who knew I was trans in advance, was still attracted to me anyway, and wanted to have sex and start a relationship? I'd pinch myself because I'm obviously dreaming
>>8662753
And FYI, that's exactly what's happening in the source comic.
>>8662646
she used to be drawn wit freckles and more realistically framed and now she is just drawn as tho she was a cis girl
>>8660711
Ask her why she didn't just tell me and instead felt the need to show me her dick, I don't want to see it, just tuck it or something.
>>8660711
Tell her if she cuts it off I'll dump her
>>8663476
>>8660711
I CAN'T READ BECAUSE THIS POST WAS MADE FOR ANTS AND REVERSE IMAGE SEARCH BRINGS UP LIKE 20+ DIFFERENT TEXTS
>>8663538
full version here
>>8663476
>>8663535
>Not dating an Elf ginger twinkhon who's girldick is so big she literally has to tie it down before going out into public
I feel sorry for y'all xD
>>8663551
Change the "Women For Bernie" to Women for Benis and this is good
>>8660717
>her
>>8660724
Lmao best post
>>8660711
Be happy that someone would want to be with me sexually, penor or not.
>>8660711
tell her to fuck off. if im expecting vagina it's your duty to say there's not one there or that you have the intention to get one, at the very least on the date before going to the bedroom.
i've had this happen to me before and it's not a good feeling to be mislead.
i dont care if you have a dick. just tell me you have one and more importantly, if you want to get rid of it. cause i'm not touching it.
>>8660711
>you're beautiful
>you liar
This is why I shall be alone.
>>8660711
I would pretend to be disappointed or angry and I'd ask for a time to think.
Sometime later we would have the most intense sex of our lives.
>>8667592
She's not trapping him in this comic. He knows. Trolls just endlessly post this strip out of context.
>>8668010
well if he knows then thats alright.
>>8660711
If she's passable and there is no hair on the dick then I honestly would be surprised that I wouldn't care.
>TFW completely straight and attracted to the feminine
This desu
>>8663551
oh, my!
>>8660711
HA HA
JOKES ON YOU, I'M PART OF THE BISEXUAL MASTER RACE
NOW LET ME FUCK YOUR BOIPUSSI
>>8663551
>He'll do nicely
>Everything past that point
>>8662028
does anyone else think this is fake as fuck? It kinda comes across as the main character being written as extremely virtuous for barely making note of it.
>>8668712
>fictitious comic
>fake as fuck
Pretty sure it's fake as fuck, darlin'. Friends really don't care about this kind of thing.
>>8668712
What exactly are you going to do in that situation though? Even if it freaks you out, are you really going to make a scene and risk hurting your friend's feelings?
>>8668719
Right, I know it's a comic, just reads so poorly thought out and almost childish.
I get that friends don't care except they wrote him to end up dating her, so I don't doubt it was already brewing at this point in the writing.
>>8668723
naw, I'd just take a moment and say oh, that's cool, and thanks for being brave enough to tell me. Or maybe Im looking into it too much, I know this character is supposed to be mr. aloof webcomic man self-insert and I'm trying to think of him being a real character.
>>8668712
Yup. Extremely.
>>8668719
>pretending not to know the difference between non-fiction and realism
>>8668723
"Wow! I had no idea. But like, I'm cool with that. I don't want it to change anything between us. I haven't had a trans friend before. I'll try and be sensitive about it. And is it okay for me to ask questions if I have any? And feel free to talk to me about your feelings any time if you think I might be able to help. And please tell me if I do anything wrong."
>>8661052
>tfw pintsize will never make jokes about her penis because the author is too afraid of getting destroyed by the SJW bunch
>>8667491
LUL iktf Tbh faM :P
>>8668773
>"Wow! I had no idea. But like, I'm cool with that. I don't want it to change anything between us. I haven't had a trans friend before. I'll try and be sensitive about it. And is it okay for me to ask questions if I have any? And feel free to talk to me about your feelings any time if you think I might be able to help. And please tell me if I do anything wrong."
Nigga you just won Beta Cuck Sadboy Fag of the Year award for 2017 with that one
xD xD xD
>I haven't had a trans friend before
Keep doing what you're doing man, it will work out eventually.... just b urself
xD xD xD
>>8668811
What would you say, Mr Smooth?
>>8668811
>unironically not only being a chaser but admitting to it
You're more mentally ill than half the trannies on this board
>>8668811
cringiest chaser on /lgbt/. why do I always see you every visit and why do the pictures you post make me think you're the most incel fedora wearing faggot imaginable?
>>8668839
>What would you say, Mr Smooth?
Say? I am more a man of action myself so I dont always use words in sexual situations, but if we were new together sexually like in the strip probably something along the lines of "lay back, put your legs up. I'm gonna fuck you just like a cis girl".
Hmu if you need more tips on slaying boipussy faM xD
>>8668860
>You're more mentally ill
I dont know about mentally ill, but my grandmother often says I am a disgusting tranny loving piece of shit that will suffer in purgatory for most if not all of eternity, which I tend to agree with.
>>8668880
>you're the most incel fedora wearing faggot imaginable?
Well I am am white, 19yrs old, 112lbs, plagued by cystic acne, horribly misaligned teeth, a deviated septum so I sound kinda nasally, but I am well versed in Mens Rights Activism..... I did have a gf in Freshman year of High School, we held hands a few times, but she moved away :(
.....oh and I prefer a Trilby to a Fedora myself
*tips* :^)
>>8668928
>we held hands a few times
l-lewd
>>8663551
>>8668928
>Hmu if you need more tips on slaying boipussy faM xD
I'll survive without senpai, thanks.
>>8668928
You're cool.
i'm slowly learning to like you despite knowing that you're shorter than a mini cooper
>>8668928
>white, 19yrs old, 112lbs,
>Hmu if you need more tips on slaying boipussy faM xD
????????
why would anyone with a braincell and 2 working eyes go for someone with that physique?
>>8668973
>why would anyone with a braincell and 2 working eyes go for someone with that physique?
I dunno faM, just call me 'boipussy destroyer' :^)
Here is a 1st hand account of a sexual encounter I had with a trans girl 2 weekends ago. I met here here on /tttt/, its written by her and fairly graphic and cringey but I kinda like cringe Tbh. Plus it kinda turns me on knowing that you read how I fucked her xD xD xD
>>8658076
>>8658080
>>8658084
>>8668959
>you're shorter than a mini cooper
How tall is a Mini Cooper? I am 4ft 11in thats pretty decent I think :^)
>>8668973
>Implying he's white
He's the niggest.
Do not listen to carths lies he is a nigger a drug dealer and a rapist. He will drug you rape you and humiliate you for fun. He says he likes traps but he just likes to hurt them.
>>8669027
nice fanfic carth
>>8669077
I'm almost certain this is actually true tbqh. Do not let him talk you into going to Chicago, especially if you don't already live in the area.
>>8669077
>He will drug you
True
>rape you
True
>humiliate you for fun
True
.... OK look I admit it, your investigational talents are just too good. Where did you come from? Reddlt? You caught me. I just wanna know how you figured it all out. I would have gotten away with it if it wasnt for you pesky kids !
>He says he likes traps but he just likes to hurt them
Serious question are you the little racist cuck that was stalking/orbiting a qt trans girl and wouldnt leave her alone? We made a short porn clip a few weeks back. She claimed she was going to show it to you to get rid of you. I am just wondering if that was you, I desperately hope it is Tbh (:
>>8669086
>tldr
I know I just read it again for like the 15th time and it makes me cringe so hard, feels good Tbh cringe makes you stronger.
>managed to bang a low self esteem tranny off of an anime image board
Dude thats your goal too?!?!? THATS MY GOAL ! :D
>>8669103
>nice fanfic carth
Heh you know better than that fampai :P
OK its bedtime for daddy..... dream about me y'all
>>8669193
Fuck you nigger
If I managed to get that far without finding out, I'd marry her
>>8662028
like he couldn't already tell.
>>8669225
Marrying after a couple dates? Slow down there buddy, don't put all your eggs in one basket
>>8667491
id sue for raep
>>8660711
Yeah I'm gay
SO I'd send them home