How can I convince my twin brother to sleep with me?

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You don't.

>>8654783
Slip him some LSD. Tell him it's candy and to suck on it. Couple hours later he should be ready for you to do whatever.

How can he (if not now, then some day soon) convince you to take your meds and obey the restraining order?

>>8654783
Gay or MTF?

Tell him that you're two halves of a whole and you need to be complete with him inside of you.

>>8654783
Also, interested. Keep me up dated.

>>8654789
I don't know any dealers not have I ever done or used drugs.

>>8654792
Gay

>>8654811

Is... he gay too?

If he's gay too then just, like, convince him. Talk to him and convince him. It's no big deal.

If he's not gay then you're going to need to transition. Keep the penis though, and be willing to use it with him. He will like that.

>>8654828
>Is... he gay too?
They're twins and gay is genetic.

>>8654874
They might be fraternal twins and not identical twins. Also, sexual orientation is not proven to be genetic.

>>8654874

I don't know anything about that but maybe they are fraternal twins anyway.

>>8654888
Fraternal AND not identical?! Whatever next!

Seriously though fraternal twins are still 25% identical.

>>8654888
>>8654890
We're identical...

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>>8654904
Just ask him if he wants to make out.

>>8654904
Transition for him.

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>>8654793
That's just... Perfect.

>>8654783
I hope you succeed OP

>>8655058
kek

>>8654904
Statistically he would be gay too if you are identical twins. Odds are more in your favor than against.

>>8654874
It's partially environmental. No study has found a concordance rate any rather than two-thirds of identical twin pairs both being gay (and many studies have found much lower). The biggest study done to date found that genetics accounted for no more than 40% of variation in sexual orientation, while the rest was down to prenatal environment and other environmental factors.

>>8655203
They're probably against him, actually.

>>8654899
>fraternal twins are still 25% identical
Are you being sarcastic or just retarded?

>>8655220
>No study has found a concordance rate any rather
*any HIGHER, fug

>>8655220
>partially

>>8655220
Either way, twins in their formative years would have pretty similar outside forces

>>8655225
Yes, PARTIALLY. Nobody sane tries to claim it's entirely genetic OR entirely environmental, given the evidence.

>>8655234
Not necessarily, and "shared environment" (e.g. family environment) has been found to have the smallest influence on sexual orientation anyway.

>>8655527
>Nobody sane tries to claim it's entirely genetic OR entirely environmental,
[citation needed]

>given the evidence.
???

Pretty gay bro.

>>8655584
>[citation needed]
Nigger, you want me to cite the fact that MOST human traits fall into this category? "Blank slate" shit was over decades ago in the real scientific world...and if you really believe that being gay is 100% genetic, got news for you...twin concordance rates have long blown that out of the water.

It's like you want me to hand-hold you through a basic Google search.

>???
Try everything I already said, dumbass. Fuck.

>>8656179
omg stop derailing the thread you vapid fuck i want to see this secret but purest form of love blossom

>>8654789
This is honestly your best bet. Slip him some MDMA and he'll be ready for anything.

>>8654783
That some fuck up upbringing.

>>8654904
You want to go from masturbation to sex with yourself. Its like that broad city episode.

>>8654795
This is the best comment in the thread

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>>8654783
That's one of my biggest fetishes.
Please post updates.

Also would you both ever doublefuck a guy at the same time? That's another of my biggest fetishes.

>>8654874
>>8655220
Epigenetics, twins are not genetically identical because epigenetics cause mutations before they are born.

this would be kinda hot if you were MtF and he was straight.

>>8657051
It would be hot if it were both MtFs

>>8654783
Rape him? That's what happened to me and it made me cis "straight" male, "straight" because the experience makes me disgusted by men but it was such a fundamental part of my childhood that I'm attracted to the idea of fucking guys.

Good thing women are totally safe, am I right?

>>8657052
To a lesser extent, yes.

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>>8654793