/mtfg/ - trans woman general

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First for so this is love

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First for comfy

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Panic attacks aren't fun

I'm close to 40, a girl, and will never pass. I try to dream a lot. I have a family and kids and could never ever take the plunge, but i have bought clothes and stuff on business trips just to feel cute in a safe environment (without leaving the hotel room)
Is there any hope for me? :(

>>8652343
Hugg snick

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first for goodnight mtfg
>>8652343
yeah :c

>>8652343
looks sleepy
get more rest

>>8652345
Why did you marry a straight girl?

>>8652334
Sure I dunno desu I just wish I had someone to obsess over again where I don't feel empty so it's up to you ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>8652351
old pic
>>8652348
hugg

>>8652343
did you accidentally look into a mirror and freaked out when you saw how cute you are

>>8652353
r e p r e s s i o n makes you do crazy things

>>8652354
yeah that's fine just don't touch my penis
gimme your discord and we can talk and stuff

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>>8652329
I think I still have Elysium installed but desu I shouldnt get back into wow. I was super excited to start up Felmyst but blizz shut it down day 1.

My char name is Tillith though Ill probably check to see if I can get on tommorow.

>>8652330
Come pick me up anon.
Lets do drugs and watch the greatest story our species have ever made.

>>8652333
Post pictures.
Also age/weight/height

Im 24 / 120 / 5'5"

>>8652335
Ya never know.
If hes so amazing he wont be disappointed.

>>8652357
I'm a repressor and I'd only even have a relationship with a girl if she was fine with me dressing up at the very least, let alone marry.

>>8652353
I got married when I was 18 and there was a lot of pressure with my parents. I grew up in a very conservative community and stealing my sister's swimsuits was something that seemed completely evil to me at the time (never stopped me tho)
Society's 180 on us has given me a little strength, and I do admit that cute girls turn me on... but sometimes i wish i could go back in time

>>8652356
no
I left a letter at work saying I quit
and my manager is probably reading it now

>>8652357
I guess i should lurk moar, I'm not familiar with this.

>>8652359
smells fishy

get it

Nines#0818

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>>8652352
I watched this video about hindu gurus and how they get people to give over like their entire livelihoods to them whilst they lived in luxury but it was ok because they were "beyond" physical desires and I was like, "Oh my god, that's so amazing. I wish I could get people to do that."

Thats not what what I intended but if you wanna give up your martial possessions to me so I can teach you how to reach enlightenment, Id be happy to take you on as my first pupil.

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>>8652371
but without a job, you can't get money

>>8652362
so, she let me wear her skirt one of the first times we were intimate. I jumped on the bed and it was so fun. I doubt she even remembers it because life has taken us sooioo many different directions.
she would never be cool with that now.

>>8652363
>I got married when I was 18 and there was a lot of pressure with my parents.
That was the big mistake. Marriage is for cucks.

>>8652379
>she would never be cool with that now.
Why not?

>>8652376
I don't follow
I sent a request

>>8652378
because I'm a weak failure

>>8652384
maybe if you're quick, you can sneak into his office and steal the letter from his desk before he notices

why did you even quit anyway

>>8652381
>Why not?
I just feel she wouldn't. You get a feel for these things when you live in close proximity with someone.
I'm not even sure why I'm posting, it's pretty much impossible for me. I just wanted to talk.

>>8652386
he's read it by now
mental stress and degradation

>>8652360
5ft9 fit 175lb 25

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScXeX2VLqYMRuxB8XH5DMlx3ACie2SZogWmYoPxiUdUShQMyg/viewform?usp=sf_link

>>8652377
Only chumps fall for that kinda scam.

Sorry Moap, but you can't turn me into one of your orbiters.

>tfw you can't transition because you aren't a girl in the head
time to stay sad

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>>8652397
Moap #4236
That sounds kinda heavy anon.

>>8652404
See the difference is a guru actually gives you nothing, its a trick. I can offer you the Euphoria of my presence, thats no trick.

>>8652416
Is it a fetish, anon?

>>8652426
i wish
if it was a fetish i could fap it away

>tfw want to buy ket to forget about dysphoria but with all the markets going down i'm too scared to buy anything

>>8652345
You will never be pretty but if you spend thousands on feminization surgery you might turn out decent. Divorce your wife and sell your house, run away to Mexico before she takes the money, transition and start a new life. YOLO. As for the kids well idk, Skype?

Also Amy this is your future.

>>8652428
why do you want to transition then anon?
also, I fetishize it to cope but it didnt work in the long run, I used to be super into piv with gf while in girlmode but recently it's been totally unnattractive to me

>>8652431
to stop the really bad bouts of depression and selfhatred that come whenever i remember that i'm a guy

>>8652436
so, you dislike being a guy, which makes you hate yourself, you feel depressed about it, you do not have a fetish for seeing yourself as a female, and yet you think you shouldn't transition? What criteria are you setting up for yourself here anon? You sound trans to me.

>>8652439
i'm not saying that i'm not trans
i just don't think that transition would work

if i was cis, i'd probably be a tomboy and i have a body like i accidentally went through male puberty twice

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On the sesh with my enby model friend. Been up for 48 hours so far.

>>8652441
huh? so you dont want to transition because you dont have a "girly" enough personality?

>>8652446
i think it's that combined with my hardmode body

if i was only one or the other, i'd be more likely to transition

>>8652448
i mean i really wouldnt worry about personality so much, hrt will likely soften you out a bit due to lack of test, and cis women have different personalities that are often boyish too
but fair fair on the body problem, it's good to be realistic.

>>8652439
>you do not have a fetish for seeing yourself as a female, and yet you think you shouldn't transition?
???

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We got some sick photos last night even though we got totally drenched in a thunderstorm. :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKzzyOsvajc

>>8652455
sorry did that not make sense? im tired

>>8652425
>I can offer you the Euphoria of my presence, thats no trick.
You make me very suspicious, Moap.

If you were to pay me in gold coins for a service rendered, I'd half expect it to be leprechaun gold that disappears after we've parted ways.

>>8652452
yeah i sorta put it off a little longer than i should have hoping that things would sort themselves out

transitioning would be so much work at this stage, as to reasonably reduce it's effectiveness

>infp thread on /r9k/
>entire discussion is about trannies
typical

>>8652464
/r9k/ is just "closet mtfg: the board"

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>>8652461
Froggo don't be rediculous.
There's no such thing as magic.

>>8652464
im in there too

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>>8652471
That's exactly what a practitioner of the dark arts would want me to believe. I've got your card.

Why aren't you asleep in bed right now anyway?

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>>8652476
Oh froggo, now you're just going off on ridiculous paranoid delusions, you're going to make people think you're crazy. You did come from /po./ tho, didnt you?

Night froggy.

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desu i just wanted to aesthetic post

>>8652442
That's a big brow bone, how is she getting modeling work with that?
I met our German friend yesterday btw, had a great time.

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>>8652479
I don't browse /pol/, I actually came here from the shitposting board, aka /int/.

Sweet dreams, Moap-chan.

is feeling dramatically inferior to your romantic partner in every way just part of being in love?
i fucking hate myself so much why do i feel this way holy fucking shit

>autisticly hating gay girls

>>8652489
As a trans girl I think so?

Every time my beautiful super model thin ultra feminine cis female fiancee has a body image or aesthetic complaint about herself or how her clothes fit I secretly die over how much worse every aspect of my body is as a woman.

>>8652491
where? what?

How does one go about meeting mtf people? I've always been interested but, have never gone for anything serious.

>>8652499
there are people in this thread right now that are against the transbian agenda!

>>8652507
bitch where

Robin you are so fucking ugly

>>8652507
what is the transbian agenda? more girls?

hey guys please tell me to kill myself

>>8652513
girls should date girls, advocate against dating cis "people"

>>8652498
not just body, even in general
they're obviously smarter than me, funnier, can easily socialise
i envy them and hate myself
this is not healthy but i can't stop it

how to stop hating myself for any reason ever

>>8652515
please kill me

>>8652515
kill yourself

with kindness :3

I really should kill myself tomorrow
it would fix everything

>>8652533
I'll cry :(

>>8652533
i'm buying a shotgun today hopefully

>>8652534
he won't do it

>>8652540
shotguns are for deer not for trannies

>>8652533
But who will help me navigate the wild aussie spider fields

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>>8652549
Why would you want to?
>>8652540
>shotgun
>not /k/lassy pistol

Gross.

>>8652559
>using a firearm to kill yourself
>not just choking yourself to death
fucking babies, all of you

>>8652338
But dad's hurt their daughters

>>8652559
shotguns cheaper, getting it for 200, whereas a 9mm will cost me at least 250-300

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>>8652559
>sphynx
>not /k/lassy pistol

>>8652562
real men like sheen hang themselves

hi nimu

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>>8652562
I don't kill myself. If I want to die I know where some crooked DEA and local detectives trap heroin and coke and they killed a 19 year old kid they turned into a CI over weed when he discoveres what they are doing. I'd just go Punisher on them and let God decide.

Bonus fact since you live in Fargo Valq >>8652549 the Corwins (the dealership) are a Sinaola cartel allie/front business and owns the local task force via Detective Adam Torgerson, so if you are a criminal give thar whole scene a wide margin. My old plug entangled me with them and its why I can't catch a break these days.

>>8652562
guns have the highest guaranteed success rate. simply going with statistics

>>8652338
My daddy hurt me

>>8652575
nim don't here anymore

gone

>>8652583
was it good hurt (sexual) or bad hurt (emotional)

It looks like it'd be really easy to pass at a nerd convention.

good morning /mtfg/

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>>8652566
>1911
>.45 flattens on skull, knocking you out and making you retarded
>retarded, ugly, still not physical girl, alive

Dare you tempt the cruel machinations of fate?

>>8652593
>thinking a masterpiece of engineering is a 1911

for me its the 10mm Auto, the ultimate semi auto pistol round

>>8652596
>not recognizing the meme
My cz52 is my favorite pistol, and a sphinx is just a riced cz action from Switzerland lol

>>8652600
I used to have a Delta Elite but it got stolen.

>>8652602
it looks incredibly ugly
>>8652600
>not using the lower recoil version
>not using the lower recoil version in a smaller case
>not using the lower recoil version in a smaller case bottlenecked to 9mm

>only want is a /k/ute Makarov clone in .380 to purse carry
>that and a para FAL, for reasons

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thoughts?

>>8652617

It's everything wrong with modern Western diets in one handy grease wad.

>>8652617
Is that an arab bread with beef, those fried potato thingies I don't remember the name of and ketchup?
>not adding cheese to go full fastfood mode

>>8652615
.380 acp is a meme round

>>8652617
Looks disgusting sweetheart.

>>8652624
...it has cheese, are you blind?

>>8652617
Lets see:
Tortilla made from modern wheat, basically poison due to the amount of work your body has to go through to process it into something useless. Bleached to maintain color.
Turkey from sick malnourished birds, therefor containing little nutrients in and of itself. Probably contains hormones. Caramel for color.
Processed preserved dyed death cheese that even if it were made with real milk the state of the majority of American milk you'd be trading whatever its made out of for blood and hormones.
Sugar with preservatives and tomato flavoring on top.

ALL IN ALL YOURE DOING FINE KEEP IT UP A+ ITS NOT EVEN RAW

>>8652626
B-but it is smol.
Is 9mm the better option? Are there even maks in 9x19mm?

>>8652631
>realize those are cheese thingies and not only potato thingies
Still not cheesy enough, though. One layer of cream cheese, below everything, right on the bread, and a big slice to melt right above everything should so it.

>>8652617
It honestly looks okay, apart from what looks like ketchup on top.

I was very worried from the thumbnail that it was going to be a dirty diaper though.

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>>8652338
I love my dad ;_;

And I need a bf. God it's so hot but I don't want to leave my flat cause I look like a mess, don't have friends and it's just not worth it.
>>8652617
the ketchup makes it even worse
>>8652615
Makarov clones aren't that expensive i've heard
>>8652591
when it's filled with tall thin nerds then maybe. I got the feeling most are quiete small, <5'6"

>>8652639
>tfw no dirty diapy to wear on your head and bathe in the musk to cure your depression

why live

Also diapers are actually comfortable to wear I enjoyed it when I tried people shouldnt be afraid to piss themselves desu

at what age are your face bones done masculinizing?

>>8652646
it varies from person to person
but some time in your twenties

>>8652638
get a version in 9x18 if you can. if you're only using it for self-defence then you won't need that much ammo for it.
"The .380 ACP is compact and light, but has a relatively short range and less stopping power than other modern pistol cartridges. According to gun author Massad Ayoob, "Some experts will say it's barely adequate, and others will say it's barely inadequate.""
also, it has really poor penetration. any kind of plate armour can stop it.

>>8652584
where did she??

DIAPY DIAPY I NEED WIPEY

>>8652665
YAMETE KUDASAI

>>8652651
9x18 is super anemic too, isn't it? Like lots-of-cloth-can-stop anemic, if I remember it right. And .380 seems a lot more available.
>considering if /k/ was right in saying to get the chiappa rhino

>any kind of plate armour can stop it
Well, but so with 9mil or .45, no? And then .357 sig and 5,7mm are such oddballs. And that was what the FAL was for anyway.
>you'll never cc a 9x21mm handgun

im gay

>>8652644
>when it's filled with tall thin nerds then maybe. I got the feeling most are quiete small, <5'6"
I mean, if everyone is obese and I'm a tall, really skinny nerd casually cosplaying as a tall skinny girl maybe?

My height kind of draws attention, but I can't help feel a little superior by it.

>>8652669
7.62x25, 5.7, 9x19 p+++, 10mm auto, .357 sig are the ideal combat pistol rounds

>>8652651
>>8652669
>modern plate armor
>you will never ride around in your synth pony in full tacticool plate
>you'll never coord your helmet feathers with your kevlar gambeson
>you'll never woo all the boys when you lift your decorated visor
>you'll never request bigger boobplates
Why even live?

>>8652669
type I plate will stop .380 but not 9mm or .45. 9x18 is still better
>>8652679
this

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>>8652673
Awww don't feel bad hun 2nd best Claire is still good! <3

>>8652676
I kinda love being tall now. Used to hate it but now, with passing, it's really a plus. I don't do cosplay do, do you? With all your nerd friends? :^)

>>8652679
>5.7, .357 sig
B-but my wallet.
>9x19 p+++, 10mm
B-but my wrist.
>7.62x25
Well, I could be a good slavaboo and switch the mak for a tok.

>>8650951
at what point is this not viable? I mean, I want to. But I think it'd cause me to commit suicide if I put much effort into it..

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>>8652686
Getting a tall girlfriend helps, my cis gf is 5'10" so I'm only slightly taller and not at all when she wears heels

>long girl legs are way more elegant than short ones

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>>8652686
>not cosplaying
Do you hate fun and cuteness?

>>8652686
I don't cosplay. But the idea sounds... fun.

>>8652688
My cz52 is my favorite protection pistol. It drops a pitbull or a coyote in one, penetrates level 3 close, is great for light cover, and can handle lots of hot loads for smgs which make crazy fps. Looks like a bond villian weapon.

Only downside is it barks loud and sharp so the police come fast and expecting rifles.

>>8652708
>Only downside is it barks loud and sharp so the police come fast and expecting rifles.

Get a suppressor :^]

>>8652708
>it is roller locked
I'm sold~

>>8652694
I wish I could wear heels like that but I have misformed 'greek feet' with a toe several cm longer than the others and it looks disgusting. Haven't found ones with a closed end in my size yet, but honestly I'm also not really that much into high heels. I prefer flat shoes cause I'm already 6'0" (which isn't that bad but still (: )
It's also nice to find a tall bf that prefers taller women.
>>8652696
I don't really go to conventions or into large crowds and would feel really uncomfortable in a costume. Maybe in a hoodie, are there characters I could cosplay that wear hoodies? Please
>>8652695
yes i hate fun and cuteness

>>8652694
>tfw no tall gf who gives you fortune cookies if you kiss her feet
i'm going outside to walk straight into the bicycle lane

so long space cowboys

I'm relatively new to all this, I'm pretty all over the place in how I feel.
I have always wanted to transition but I've always had the belief that MTF makes just men in drag kind of looks that I find unappealing.

I'm 26 now, I guess I am way too old now to do HRT but having seen some guys transition who look great makes me regret not starting in my early twenties.

>>8652719
>I don't really go to conventions or into large crowds and would feel really uncomfortable in a costume. Maybe in a hoodie, are there characters I could cosplay that wear hoodies? Please
Part of the appeal for her is the character has been portrayed with hoodies before.

>>8652737
You should still take hrt and do your best. Better than let the T continue to poison you

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>>8652719
;-;

>>8652737
>but I've always had the belief that MTF makes just men in drag
This. And gross shemale whores. This perception stopped me from looking into it, else I could have transitioned during puberty.
If you're cute and have good genes, though, it may not be too late. And E is a lot better than T anyway.

>>8652737
You're not technically too old. Jenner started in her mid 60's. Keep in mind she's also 6'6" and built like an old, retired olympic athlete.

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I feel that my butt it getting bigger not even a month on hrt, which I didn't expect
that's the only good thing to happen in my life since 2009 but suddenly I dont want to die anymore

>>8652752
>I feel that my butt it getting bigger
That is a very good feel.

have a meeting with a transition specialist mid august!!

anyone have an idea about what i should expect in terms of timeline for finally getting on mones?

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>>8652716
I will not name any surpressed weapons I have ever owned for obvious raisins.
>>8652717
Yeah it is more satisfying than a .357 and more dangerous.
>>8652723
She is literally amazing, and she is very into foot worship. :)
>>8652719
Just keep shopping you will find something!

>>8652742
I don't know if I have courage to go to my GP and say that I want to do HRT.
I don't want to take time off work constantly to go check ups and everything and they might even put me on HRT or even refuse me.

I think you guys have probably heard this all before, I am a little tempted to do self-medication but that is pretty scary too.

>>8652747
Totally, I just don't want to ever look like that. I don't know if I'm cute, I'm 6ft and somewhat broad shoulders.

Anyway thanks guys.

>>8652737
>>8652338
Transition timelines album. Find people near your age. i know they exist.

Remember the goal of transition is to relieve distress from the internal conflict about the way you perceive gender and yourself.

Most transwoman I talk to have a really narrow sense of what one or both of the genders should be. You need to let yourself 'be' and stop being overly critical. Don't try to take one fake identity off (the one you wear now) and put on a another fake one of the opposite gender.

You need to do a lot of self-reflection. Stop hating yourself, you've struggled enough. Find you. As gay as it is, it's accurate to call it a 'journey of self-discovery'.

Do shit you want to do if you aren't doing it already. Grow your hair out, wear subtle make up, get to a more female weight, shave your legs, remove body hair, laser your facial hair!

Make yourself like yourself. All the changes won't make you happy, but you MAKING the changes you want to make will. It will build self-esteem and self-confidence in the way you want to express yourself.

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>>8652752
>>8652754
I'm scared, I'm about to start hrt and my butt is very big, I don't wanna get gross :(

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>>8652759
>She is literally amazing, and she is very into foot worship. :)

>>8652723

don't do it, that's what made fleabag sad

>>8652764
Case in point, (I'll put my name on so I can use personal anecdotes) Kayla had a very narrow sense of the kind of woman she wanted to be. The hilarity of her insisting (in the beginning?) of wearing a dog-dick red lipstick because that's what she saw growing up and it seemed more feminine to her.

My roommate has mentioned multiple times being so unhappy with her eye color she wants to wear colored contacts because blue is "softer and more feminine".

Testosterone might wreck the body but gender dysphoria wrecks the mind.

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>>8652771
She is super cute too, snd don't be sad, I'm a 29 year old hon if I can get a hot gf you can get a sexy gf or bf or both too.

>>8652754
indeed, I've been very nervous of getting on mones since Im not sure if I want to trans, but even subtle changes make me feel better

>>8652765
you will get increased appetite and retain fat much easier on mones, so get on a treadmill

lucky, you dont have body hair

>>8652343
You have pretty eyes doodle

>>8652793
I am just a meticulous shaver. I am already losing lots of weight, approx .33 pounds a day, I am sparring a lot again but I broke my foot this week >.o

>>8652765
Is that a holder for a knife

>>8652786
I kind of wish I had those sort of weird ideas, at least then I'd be able to do something about feeling crappy about how I look

>>8652456
Why do you have a cain

>>8652464
I used to visit there

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>>8652763
I was self-medding until a little while ago. The biggest plus, besides not losing any more time, is that gatekeeping becomes kinda pointless since you're already doing it anyway.

>>8652765
Huge butts are lewd, not gross! As long as you're not fatty-chan, at least, but you don't seem to be.

Captcha related.

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>>8652800
It is a knife, a karambit. I always have at least two knives on me and a gun stashed within a 100 yards if I am in town

>>8652817
Is your town dangerous

Nim thread

>>8652817

hmm... nootka...

>>8652817
>carrying memeknife
>not carrying a sleek commando dagger made to quickly and silently dispatch oppression so that freedom may sneak in

Kurairi Tsu, purisu.

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>>8652826
I carry a modified fairburn-sykes and a sheepshoof blade in my purse, but..

>karambit amd kali/silat aren't good
t. zero experience
>>8652823
What?
>>8652819
I am a 4 time felon drug distributor on the shit list with the local cartel facemen and their pet task force detective... so yes, for me?

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>>8652840
EX-drug distributor, mind

Now I'm just an ugly stubbly retired girl living the middle class coma dream

>>8652442
They're really pretty :O that's also a gorgeous location

I wish I lived in the UK so we could take pictures 2gether

>>8652840
you ok with all the anxiety of living like that?
I figure you cant move to anther place legally?

>>8652848
It gets very intense but I think I am detatched from my own self interest due to GD, my loved ones suffer more from the harrassment and scrutiny but yeah I have pretty bad suicidal and homocidal ideation resulting from a total lack of sense of physical safety.

I am protected by documentation of their activities on a dead man switch but who knows how safe that really makes me.

>>8652840
>I carry a modified fairburn-sykes
I like you.

>>8652848
>>8652859
I also think repressed stress makes me interpersonally aggressive, I am always apologizing for trying to control other people's opinions and actions and I think it stems from insecurity over my total lack of self determination while spending a year in a max security men's prison as a repressing transgender

I'm sure I owe some members of this board an apology lol.

>>8652442
Great pic desu.

>>8652338
Why woman shouldn't take feminising hormones to enhance their femininity?

>>8652871
Yeah I figure it would make you stressed af
I've had a close relative arrested and trialed so I had a bit of an inside look into legal system and crime world. .

btw have you read about Russian tranny who got jailed for meth?

>>8652886
they do, all estrogen pills were originally made for women

>you will never see a discussion about makeup or fashion on /mtfg/
>just bragging about gun collections.

>>8652890
I could and would discuss a bit of j-fash and makeup too, if anyone brough it up.

t. Anon that was sperging about guns just now

>>8652890
im into fashion a bit

bought myself a beautiful stephan schneider jacket last week, love it

cant wait for it not be like 80 out

>>8652886
Cause they already have almost all their estrogen receptors working full time with natural hormones unless they are menopausal or have some imbalance.

>>8652890
>mfw when my wardrobe mostly consists of 2 identical pairs of jeans and 5 identical t-shirts

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>>8652890
Not everyone has hobbies related to their own appearance.

>>8652889
>>8652908
But what changes does it do for woman?

>>8652922
It balances out their hormones while they're on their period, and would potentially make them super moody all the time.

>>8652922
helps them to not age instantly and become bitter hags ones the menopause hits

>>8652922
if they're healthy and have normal hormone balance? I guess nothing, except I guess stress their liver and increase the risk of cancer or something like that. more estrogen = more woman

>>8652931
Why does it make the change so sudden?

man here

woman and trans woman need to fuck off

>acid attacks now happening in shakiras neighborhood

yes get the bitch

>>8652937
I'd fuck YOU off! How about that, huh?

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>>8652887
Yeah I wouldn't tippify me as doing well mentally. In fact speaking of harrassnent I just got a call that my new race car just got towed or impounded over night and no one knows why or to which impound so I just had me a rage fit

>>8652936
cause they fall off a hormonal cliff, unlike men who have slow steady decline

when i think about certain things i feel a sad, dreadful feeling around my chest/tum area :(

i can't describe it but i don't like it

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>>8652890
I'm just learning makeup and I'm too fat for nice clothes u.u

PS is there anything worse than a shave that leaves stubble for dysphoria?

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>>8652952
be more descriptive, anon
tell us all of your secrets
what kinda things

my mom is making pancakes and that makes me very happy

>PS is there anything worse than a shave that leaves stubble for dysphoria?
No. There. Is. Not.
I swear, another summer having to hide my legs under super warm jeans instead of wearing cute shorts and skirts and I'm giving up.
And that isn't to say anything about most tops looking weird because shoulders.

>tfw had sex an hour ago with cute boy I was supposed to hang out with but got too scared

it was amazing c:

>tfw had sex in 2008

>>8652961
i think of my friends, and i get jealous of how good they are at being social, how they seem to have it all figured out
i'm a dependent person and i feel ashamed about that
i feel like everyone else is more attractive than me and that my mtf friends have a better chance at transition because of their looks and ability to adapt
i have saved up spending money but i can only think about spending it on drugs to feel better about myself
i feel like a failure and like it doesn't matter what i have to say about things

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>tfw did my E injection last night so i'm taking the day off and eating the entire planet today

mmmm yessss gooooooood
hru girls doing?

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also he came inside of me and he said "oh shit i'm sorry" and I couldn't help but laugh and think off pic related.

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>>8652995
>he came inside of me
What does it feel like?

>this bitch gets two
>I can't even have one
reeeee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJtCQo8Vq3s

>>8653007
well I wasn't really expecting it. I cleaned my butt beforehand but not as thourough. he waa mainly rubbing his cock against my butthole and teasing me with it until he put some of it in and started fucking me and playing with my boobs. it was AMAZING. when he came I'm like "oh shit I just pooped on his dick" but it was really his cum inside of me. it felt icky it first but I fucking LOVED it. we showered and cuddled afterwards. he had to go to work so we couldn't really enjoy cuddling.

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>>8652890
Have you ever tried to talk about that instead of why it's all hopeless?

>>8652984
Fucked up. Broken foot, got nut shot and pepper sprayed confronting a CI and now my new Integra race car is missing and I can see my face stubble and my fiancee is out of her bipolar meds.

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>>8652984
that reminds me I should go buy another bucket of icecream

do you get high blood pressure from e peaks btw?

>>8653014
Oh wow you can feel it inside of you, I want this so bad but AIDS.

>>8653014
Aww that sounds lovely hun how nice for you

>>8653014
You came?
Are you two doing it again?

>>8653023
a little and we'fe meeting up tomorrow for lunch to "talk" about something apparently

>>8653015
I posted the other day about buying a contour kit, nobody said anything. What's your makeup routine? Do you even have a makeup routine?

>>8653026
Have fun~

ive listened to deathconsciousness like 3 times today
anyone else have an album that they've done this with

>>8653031
How does contouring work? I wanted to buy a kit, but I confuse what and how I should highlight/contour all the time.

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>>8653031
Did you actually give them something to discuss or just say you got a contour kit and expected everyone to give you attention and talk about it?
And yeah, I'm working on mine. On work days usually I'll just use concealer in a few places, mainly under my eyes because it makes your eyes look better when you wear glasses. I'm waiting for payday to order a primer edie recommended, I've got an eyeshadow palette I'm gonna play with soon. When I went out to hang out with a guy the other day I used some foundation and concealer and eyeliner and it turned out pretty well I think. I wanna play around with different colors of eyeliner, I read you should use a different color than the color your glasses are, so I'll be trying blue and brown.

I don't hate myself, I just want to transition because I want to do something I have always wanted to do.
I am not particularly masculine in terms of attitude, I grew up with two sisters so I guess that has shaped me, I like cute things I wouldn't mind being able to wear some cute stuff but not if I look liked a fugly crossdresser. I don't really feel anything about myself image, I feel apathy but a desire to be female.

>>8652644
I love your dad 2

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I am 5'9 and I have to gain 30 pounds... how do I do that?

I'm currently 100lbs for reference

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>>8653047
Pizzaaaaaa.

>>8653040
>>8653031
I tend to use brown eyeliner around the whole eye, near the waterline. Then I use strong back liner only on top waterline, only from the middle to the outer edge. Looks pretty natural but purty and big, good for everyday wear.

Besides that, foundation, powder and pink lipstick as blush and sometimes eyeshadow. Mascara when fancy or night.

>>8653047
my cum

>>8653038
I replayed Cherry Bomb quite a bit.
>>8653039
Highlight cheeks, chin, forehead, front of nose and upper lip, contour hollows of jaw and the sides of your nose. That's the basics anyway, there's many ways to do it depending on face shape. I'm still trying to work out if stick or powder is better, so far powder is winning
>>8653040
I'd perfect your foundation first before toying with eyeshadow. do you prefer full or medium coverage? I've seen your skin, I'd suggest full. Do you know if your skin is warm, neutral or cool? And don't forget to set it.
>>8653053
I never go near my waterline it's too scary, idk how people do it.

What can I do to make my skin look smoother and fairer?

>>8653069
>Smoother
Exfoliate
>Fairer
Bleach lol

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>>8653053
Purty and big? I'll have to try that, my eyes are smol. If I could get contacts in my eye I'd probably use those lenses that make them look bigger.
What brands do you use?
>>8653064
I'm gonna perfect whatever I have on hand, my bank account is pretty low right now so I gotta hang on until Friday. I probably need to go up to full because of my scars, I've been using some stuff my sister uses for now just to start off with. I've thought about what my tone is and I think it's neutral. I've read article after article on it and I have traits of both, so neutral. I'll check out setting.
>>8653069
HRT, better skin care routine, sunscreen.

>>8653064
>idk how people do it.
By poking their eyes a few times, of course! It is really fast to learn, though. My worst accident was when I mistook the pencil side of the liner for the eyebrow brush side, and promptly rammed the brush in my eye. I can still see though, so there is that.

>>8653069
Clean, hydrate, sunscreen and avoid the sun. Treat it well, exfoliate once in a while, wash with proper things and lukewarm or cold water.

>>8653079
One more thing. Use a brush, it gives the best result. Slowest method though so keep a pack of sponges to hand anyway.
>>8653082
Na na naaaaa fuck that

>>8653082
Never wash your face with cold water, it causes broken capillaries. Hot and cold water should be avoided in general, it's just not good for the skin. Lukewarm is the way to go, even when showering and washing your hair.

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>tfw a boy holds the door for you on your way to pick up breakfast

>>8653069
Use sunscreen and don't go to tanning salons.

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>>8653095
>tfw a girl holds the door for you

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>>8653095
Cute!
>>8653088
My purchase wasn't in vain, then!
>>8653103
KEI
YOU
HI
HOW ARE YOU

>>8653079
Local mid-high tier brand called Boticário, "Intense" line of products. The brown liner is my mom's Avon blonde-hazel one. Absolutely nothing special. Blacm pencil and mascara are pretty strong but I tend to be super delicate with them to be discrete, so probably whatever works.
Mascara and brushing/curling lashes upwards makes them huge, so fake lashes would probably work better than contacts, but those doll-like contacts are so cuuuute

>>8653079
I do highly recommend wearing eyeliner around the waterline; its super easy to apply and makes your eyes look really pretty.

>>8653106
Are those makeup brushes or throwing knives?
If they are brushes, take the time to figure out what each one is used for

>>8653103
Boys are cuter than girls!!

>>8653047
>5'9 and
>100lbs

are you under med supervision, mrs Anorexia?
you probably sholdnt binge, increase you intake gradually

>>8653106
Good!! Have meeting with a transition specialist mid august <3

how are you?

(very cute smile btw)

>>8653122
mmhmm maybe sometimes :p

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>>8653106
That's a lot of brushes.

>>8653116
Hmmm
My eleyashes are rly long as it is, I should really get some practice in with mascara.
>doll-like contacts are so cuuuute
I knowwwww.
>>8653117
Brushes, it came with a thing explaining them all.
>>8653130
A transition specialist? :o

I'm doing alright! Eager for later, step sister is having friends over and that means lots of fooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood
>>8653140
36 IIRC

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>>8653161
Ohhhh OK. Thats awesome!

I'm in need of some blending brushes desu, I've been using my fingers for a while now.

>>8653130
Anime tiddies are cute, but boys are fucking cute as fuck

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>>8653167
http://www.bhcosmetics.com/36pcs-ultimate-brush-set
Brushessssssss.

>>8653092
>Water is bad

>>8653161
Doctor specializing in transgender care! Pretty hard to find where i live.

Ive talked with my GP and brain doctor and theyve both recommended the place.

Scheduled the appointment 5 months ago because thats how long it took to get in :p

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>>8653173
Woah, that a pretty solid set of brushes.

>colored contacts
I've been thinking about something like this desu; I could pull off brighter colors if my eyes were blue or green

how to acquire qt mtf gf for non-fetish reasons

>>8653198
be attractive, basically

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>tfw ultradian-cycling bipolar disorder

>>8653198
Are you cute? :3

>>8653198
Be attractive, talkative and have a great personality

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>>8653198
Treat me like a normal e-girl.

>>8653184
>you can coord your eyes with your accessories by changing the color of your eyes
What a time to be alive.

am i a slut if i see a shirtless black dude singing out of key in a bad hiphop video and want him to fuck me

his short dreads and little stuble beard are just so hot. i have a gf, too.

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All I want to do is trade this life for something new

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>>8653219
https://youtu.be/iq_d8VSM0nw
I know he's not shirtless, but still.

I hope you're having a good day today Anon

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>>8653218
Ikr?? It's fucking awesome! Literally sci-fi tier.

>>8653200
>>8653203
>>8653209
>be attractive
>talkative and have a great personoality
i shouldnt have a problem then

>>8653210
anytime qt

>>8653248
if you're that confident you probably already failed

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>>8653198
>how to acquire qt mtf gf
>looking on /mtfg/ for a qt
LUL

You got this bro, I believe in you !

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hello peasants
whats new?

>>8653198
> qt mtf gf
dont exist here
> for non-fetish reasons
dont exist here either

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>>8653269
i-i finally cleaned my room
a-also im like
a month and a week hrt now
yay

how are you?

>tfw ywn be cute enough to have robin take a picture of you

>>8653273
I can take pictures of you
l e w d pictures

>>8652338
this would be baw worthy if my dad didn't forget about us when he had kids with his second wife. =(

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>>8653272
that doesnt look very clean

do you like the hrt so far?


am okay, comfortably drunk. still having trouble with effexor side effects though

>>8653271
>dont exist here
at least 15% of all trips here are cute

>>8653288
at least 100% of cute trips are cute

>>8653272
Did you use the vacuum cleaner or is it just decoration?

>>8653283
i-its comfy-ish clean

yeah, hrt does make me feel better
i'm still not exactly stable though

whats effexor?

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>>8653271
>qt mtf gf
You're forgetting a few people.

>>8653280
Promise?

>>8653272
>welsh bedrooms

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>>8653224

>>8653288
whether something is or is not cute is purely subjective

>>8653292
i tried to
but then it uhhh
it wouldnt suck anything up
like i spent 20mins or so trying to vacuum but it didnt do anything ;;;;

>>8653303
yes

>>8653272
Imagine being so rich that you can afford to have money freely lying around on the floor

>>8653310
im not rich tho
its all like
1pences ;w;

>>8653296
Sure, but you've gotta let me pat your head after.

>>8653313
They look silver in the picture though, pennybags.

>>8653317
i checked just now
mostly 1ps, 1 5p, a couple of random american coins

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>>8653293
effexor is an SNRI

something I take to try to be less depressed. So far it just makes me anxious and feel sick tho to the point where I barely eat. has been going on for a week. at least I can still drink the

I dunno i feel so worthless and hopeless today. I'm just going to take some pills and sleep through the day.

I don't have it in me to go on. Fuck this.

>>8653295
Lol, not u, obvs.
>>8653297
>>8653272
I see nothing wrong with this picture

>>8653323
Just dont sleep through rick and morty

>>8653288
>at least 15% of all trips here are cute
Yeah but none of them are looking to hook up in this particular venue. Out of all of the /mtfg/ trips I have hooked up with I havent actually met any of them here in /mtfg/. It would hurt their narrative and their standing amongst the plebs here.

>>8653322
Superior Aryan genetics y'all
xD xD xD

>>8653316
Thats fine!

>>8653322
oh, an anti-depressant?
side effects suck :c
i hope it can help you to feel better though
>>8653323
sass :(

>>8653327
I have to pirate stuff nothing good in this country

>>8653322
Tell your doc, antidepressants are more trial and error than anything else. Get on something different.

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>>8653310
>>8653313
>>8653317

I'm having a bad day thank you for letting me feel good about something.

my girl gave me an antique wallet today <3

>>8653333
You can prolly watch it on youtube or facebook live

So what's in a women's multivitamin versus a men's multivitamins? Or are they the same and just a ploy to sell 2 packs to couples?

>>8653341
Women's multivitamins have more iron to make up for blood loss from menstruation

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>>8653328
I am superior enough to cut your subhuman throat, peasant.

>>8653330
ya, a bit stronger than the regular ones

>>8653335
wont see him for more than 5 weeks
Ill quit taking them next week if it doesnt get better
I am already on seroquel, so it would probably not be a problem to quit

>>8653339
>$20 bills
well excuse me YOUR MAJESTY, i had no idea i was in the presence of royalty

>>8653339
aww
thats nice of her c:
its a really nice wallet too ^-^
I'm glad I helped you a lil!

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I've decided transition is hopeless for me and my current plan is to instead simply shave my body, wear panties, play as a girl video games, and watch anime. Please advise on any other possible coping methods.
Any counsel would be greatly appreciated but please refrain from trying to force the "You HAVE TO transition!" speil down my throat, my various bones are just too large and taking HRT but presenting male is absurd.

>>8653342
i don't see why cis girls don't just eat cars
they're tasty and have a unique scent

>>8653348
>my various bones are just too large
are you flirting with me

>>8653348
>panties
why
i'm on hormones and present male and i still don't wear them
aren't they uncomfortable?
also what's so weird about just taking hormones? estrogen feels really good

>TFW matter of time before I'm a tranmom to yet another
tfw not enough money to open a "transition" home for wayward trannus

>>8653345
Lol, thats all that comes out of atms sweety. Its the 780 I made today

>>8653330
It's just that i'm neither cute nor young, nor succesful nor well liked and everything i do is some sort of problem for someone else.

So fuck this

>>8653351
kek

>>8653354
I enjoy them and they seem to ease my suffering.
Hormones give you breasts which means no taking off your shirt where someone can see you ever. This is a thing guys are expected to do. It also makes just wearing normal summer clothing impossible if they get too big.

>>8653365
from what i remember you were pretty cute
a-and i like you a lot :C

>>8653362
i'm just shitposting, no need to make me feel poorer than i already am, jeez

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>>8653344
>I am superior enough to cut your subhuman throat, peasant.
You are physically weak, delusional, an alcoholic, and mentally ill. If you came at me the wrong way IRL I would beat you to within and inch of your life and not even break a sweat faM. You arent built for my battlefield baby girl, I doubt the drink and pills even delude you enough into actually believing you are either.

>>8653362
You know the Feds watch this site right? You are gonna run out of people to snitch on eventually you stupid ass prison bitch.

Also your gf looks like a smacked out whore.... just sayin doe xD

if i have visible pecs, how long before i have to start wearing compression shirts to hide the itty bitty titties?

>>8653378
Break my sweat, Carth bb

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>>8653378
guess Ill need a gun for you then.
also, I am not an alcoholic.

>>8653389
>gun
>germany
When did you become Muslim!?

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>>8653391
obviously Ill seize power first.
take my rightful place as the supreme empress of Europe

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>>8653378
I own several businesses and sell cars and farm btc, my income is all legit

Don't hate my girl because she's beautiful nerd <3

>no makeup on her, lets see you

>>8653389
>guess Ill need a gun for you then
You aint foolin nobody you broke ass Yuropoor Germocuck. You are speaking with an American so I hope you pull as quick as you talk bitch (:

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>>8652464
tfw i was the one who made that thread what it was :^}

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>>8653400
how long does it take for you to lift the gun? as the average obese american I mean

>>8653399
>own all these businesses
>isnt even on hrt
So whats your excuse?

>>8653378
Oh and
>snitch

Lol, on who? I was the shot caller, I had 3 people wear wires and went to prison

>>8653396
Will you marry me first

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>>8653414
maybe...

>>8653408
I just went to my first appointment, I am going slow cuz I am trying to lose prison weight before Estrogen makes that jmpossible

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>>8653418
I asked you to marry me three years ago and you said no.
Why is this anon better than me?

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>>8653430
they arent, I am just more drunk then I was three years ago. Sorry.