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Previous thread >>8646680
first 3 words that come mind when you watch this
Is there a girl named isla here?
>>8647805
penis penis penis
>>8647805
holy sh*t nice
i had a dream where i was a girl last night
it was nice
>>8647808
She returned briefly in a drug-fuelled comeback tour but dropped off the map again shortly thereafter.
>>8647820
stop being autistic
>>8647805
tranny autism spins
I will never be happy with my body.
>>8647825
oh thats too bad. some guy from some thread says to congratulate her on a new relationship. he always posts a picture of a statue
>>8647820
chasers, take note
this is your endgame
>>8647836
I have absolutely zero issue with this hyuk hyuk
>>8647836
but I already have a dick why do I need to see hers
>>8647830
neat
>>8647844
i thought that was the whole point of chasing
daddy daddys coming soon
daddy daddy i wanna spoon
daddy daddy has me swoon, and hes going to fuck me soon >O<
>>8647860
anon pls are you telling me I can't be a chaser it's all I've ever wanted
>>8647871
go suck a lemon you fetish freak
>>8647877
i wont suck a lemon but i will suck on daddys "pacifier" ; )
>>8647805
not cute
attention whore
ugly above the waist
>>8647875
real chasers like dicks t b h
>mfw i sniff my bfs poot n toot
>>8647877
not her but apparently my parents did that to me as a baby to make my face get all pouty
>>8647889
but I just wanna get married
>>8647913
only if i can wear your "ring" (on my "penis")
>>8647921
I don't think I understand the "quotations"
cockrings are weird
I'm sorry about everything I'm just exhausted
tfw no tranny gf
what is the point of making a new thread when the image limit hasn't been hit when the only point of making a new thread is becaus eof the image limit?
>>8647925
i'm just saying that if you desperately want a transgirl prepare to possibly share your life with another penis owner
>>8647832
I still can't tell if that was real Carth or fake Carth
>>8647943
So the disgusting filth that gets off of being with a paedophile doesn't make one featuring it's degenerate scum fetish.
>>8647955
not her but you sound really mad
>>8647820
Oh shit kiwi is lookin qt lately
>>8647955
im not a degenerate im a baby
daddy is just a normal guy he isnt attracted to kids lol he just likes to read bed time stories to me and for me to call him daddy and care after me
>>8647805
emoji movie july28
>>8647943
Nothing triggers me more
>>8647780
*Vomits all over dis anon*
>>8647965
kiwi has looked qt for about a year
>>8647985
*On point fingers*
>>8647993
looks like the gay dude i went to highschool with
>go to gas station, drop off the guy I'm with to go inside while I get gas
>as I'm starting to pump the gas some guy starts vacantly walking towards me
>instinctually make eye contact and let out a nervous "hello"
>he says hello back and then stops in front of my driver door and just stares at me
>something's wrong with this guy.
>walk around to the other side of my car and anxiously wait for my friend to come back out
>before long he comes out and notices the guy staring at me
>friend hands the guy a quarter and he starts shuffling away, sprinkling the rain-soaked ground with his water bottle(?)
>gas is still pumping
>dude turns around and starts shuffling back towards us
>I decide it's time for us to go
>after I shut the door to my car he walks right up to the window and stares at me some more
>drive off and breathe a sigh of relief
God being girl shaped is so nerve wracking sometimes. I'm glad I had a guy with me
>>8647985
HOLY SHITS THATS TODAY!
>>8647970
pretty sure she roleplays as a child she isn't a pedo
>>8647952
oh no I don't mind peepees
just don't touch my butt pls
wish I could be a girl
>>8647934
you arent missing much
also put a stop to anime etc
can someone send this to kiwi
>>8647805
>lol fug chasers my penis isn't le part of me stop fetishising it
>posts this
I hate you people so much.
>>8648018
No, the person she is with is a pedo. That is undeniable. He get's off with being with someone he sees as a child
>>8648060
it's a joke do you have autism
>>8648060
ok like
its fine like trans girls and its fine to like girl dicks
but if you're cis
and specifically seek them out for having a penis
that's when you become a chaser
>>8648075
do you?
>>8648084
do you?
>tfw no switch
>tfw no splatoon 2
>tfw no arms
>>8648092
>tfw switch
>tfw arms
>tfw splatoon 2
arms is okay splatoon 2 is more fun overall
>>8648092
my brothers getting one for his birthday i hope he'll share
>>8648069
hes attracted to my body not what i age play as lol. im an adult
and i dont mix ageplaying with sex outside of shitposting or calling him daddy.
>>8648069
i don't think it's like that, I had a gf that was into ageplay but I wasn't really, she was a consenting adult that liked being cared for, it's not pedophilia
>>8648094
i really want to get gud at arms and main DNA Man and go to local smalltime tourneys
>>8648099
sweet thanks
>>8648111
i just remembered that you quit the thread and now you're back with those dumb fucking pictures
>>8648111
im boring i play ribbon girl for the double jump and instaland
>>8648092
but y not
>tfw noone to snugg
>>8648060
>there are not multiple trans people
:thinking
>>8648005
>Not handling your own shit
Pretty pathetic desu senpai
>>8648132
Brainlets resort to splitting as a defense mechanism to bite down their own self-questioning. The most mentally healthy individuals will always have a nuanced viewpoint, be it tending toward one direction or the other. It is the domain of the borderline and the simpleton to resort to Star Wars-esque fairy tale absolutism. People who want a dragon to slay will always find plenty all around them.
>>8648129
hugg bunn
>>8648129
youre too fat to fit in a bed with anyone else anyway
>>8648132
everyone knows we are a sentient hivemind as trans girls
we all think alike and none of us differ on opinions
wait oops nvm all of that is wrong
>>8648138
dude what
all im saying is youre pointing out hypocrisy between multiple people in a group with no general rulebook or guidance of belief
I look like shit from sleep deprivation and cold sweat and barely avoided getting my face sliced open.
How are all you girls tonight?
>>8648146
can i pee on your car
>>8648138
>Some people have a problem with their dick
>Some don't
Why is this hard to grasp for you dood
>>8648078
who the fuck do you expect to attract then retard
normal guys that like vagina?
how would that work out you literal numbskull
this is my favorite rabbit picture
>>8648078
How about you admit there's no rationale behind it and you just use chaser as a catch all for anyone you don't like.
>>8648150
People who aren't interested in my dick
>>8648112
but my pictures are great
>>8648115
doesn't she have a quad jump? instaland seems really powerful too
>>8648121
tetra and i have to be responsibly poor for a few months, at least i still have splatoon to tide me over
>>8648153
thats a very nice bunny rabbit
>>8648146
Is this supposed to be mtf? You look like a roadie for motley crue.
>>8648156
i mean she has double the jumps mb
and yes being able to basically like super quickly drop to the ground helps a lot
>>8648155
then why would they be interested in you if you have one????
trannies are less than 0.01% of the population lol
hows a normal person not gonna think youre a freak
i think this mentality comes from how sheltered you guys are
that youd think a normal guy would actually just randomly accept seeing a girl with a dick and be like 'oh, ok'
it just means you guys have never been around normal men
>>8648161
>random essay full of buzzwords out of nowhere
>muh conversation line on a board with reply links
#woah #wow
dude it's not middle school time anymore ur home now, u dont have to fill out a word count lol
>>8648160
If she doesn't look like pornstar, it doesn't mean she looks bad.
>>8648146
I rarely ever say this because it is hurtful, but you really need ffs
>>8648167
Exhibit A on the thought process of brainlets. Can you reread that post out loud, please?
>>8648156
i think i might buy a switch with my next paycheck, or build a medium-end computer. Not sure yet
>>8648171
>tfw too intelligent for comprhensive statements
>>8648161
I'm gonna play the drug addict card
>>8648163
Plenty of sexual and none sexual things that have zero to do with my dick. I don't hang around and I'm not interested in normal people or chasers. There's plenty of people in the world who'd just like me for me. If I did and they didn't like me for my dick which has already happened I move on.
>>8648157
i agree
>>8648178
the best part is if that chaser knew how cute you are they would backpedal hard
>>8648163
>that youd think a normal guy would actually just randomly accept seeing a girl with a dick and be like 'oh, ok'
that actually happens quite frequently desu, like once I got past kinda 16 y/o or so. Like sex just doesn't matter to me and when you fall in love with someone or somethin a lot of the time theyre cool to just work around it since sex makes up increasingly less part of the reason you date people as you get older
>>8648182
post moar bunn pls Lauren
>>8648183
thicc
>>8648185
I don't know if I have the same confidence about this statement that you do. But you're a sweet anon
>>8648187
This
>>8648160
sadly yes, but I havenot even started hrt so we will see.
I never claimed to be pretty yet.
All I have are nice eyes, a nice butt, and good bone structure
>>8648163
>chaser belittles trannies and calls them sheltered freaks
>wonders why some of them dont like chasers
truly a mystery for the ages
>>8648192
bunn :x
>>8648195
>That heavily edited face
>>8648197
Elanna?
>>8648195
>good bone structure
your jaw, chin and brow are masculine so getting those done should be on your list, have you started laser beard removal yet? also you have a distinctly male nose but that might fix itself on hrt
>>8648197
Plant
>>8648200
Shit! I shared the wrong one, embarrassing! I'm on a phone and its too small to see u.u
#reuploaded
>>8648201
bunn and pumn
it'll be fall soon and then halloween and new stranger things and then Thanksgiving and Thanksgiving 2: Jesus Boogaloo
>>8648219
I don't go to thanksgiving anymore because the part of my family that we see on thanksgiving is really transphobic
im sad now
>>8648222
I'm sorry :(
b-bunns
>>8648217
i keep getting b& for posting it
>>8648228
you're just deleting it homie
>>8648228
>>8648219
i cant wait for more stranger things
justice for barb
>>8648217
Amazing ass but why are we posting that right now?
>>8648235
Idk apparently it's some trips
>>8648226
hugg
thanksgiving used to be my favorite holiday :(
>>8648238
That looks like a cis girl's ass though, I think anon just wants to trigger.
>>8648234
don't worry
barb is coming back
>>8648240
I forgot it's Summer
>>8648243
i kinda hope she does but i also kinda think they made it pretty clear that shes gone for good
but who knows
i just hope we get some more steve harrington action
>>8648240
>flat square ass
>>8648239
I hope they get over it enough so you can attend again soon mistress of bunn
>>8648252
So? Who cares it's just some summerfag trying to stir up shit with random pictures.
>>8648250
what are you talking about, Barb was in both S2 trailers
>decide to talk in group chat of friends that i miss
>someone instantly leaves
how am i supposed to fight self-esteem issues if these things happen constantly to validate them
>>8648255
looks like it's working
>don't fall 4 bait
>>8648256
you mean the poster that just said 'wheres barb?'
i think that was just a reference to how much people wanted barb back
i dont think shes gonna come back for real
wow mtfg sure died
i remember there would be 5 posts every 20 seconds
>>8648262
>>8648253
hugggggggg
>drink 500ml 7%
>silly-drunk
im pathetic
>>8648260
>you mean the poster that just said 'wheres barb?'
nope I mean Barb, it was clearly her in both previews when Will has waking nightmares about the upside down, you can see her dominating the skyline
>mfw my straight man bf farts in my face
Heheheheh just got a stinky winky im face uwu
Sucksssssss
>>8648267
buñ
>>8648277
Dicksssssss
buy me alcohol somebody
>>8648274
light weight
I miss 2016
Am I a witch or a magical girl?
>>8648286
neither, anime isnt real
>>8648283
stupidly
>>8648281
finish my beer dude
>>8648286
you are an ugly fat tranny
>>8648286
Oh don't do this bullshit again
>>8648286
i also want to know which i am pls
>>8648288
transbian magick is real
>>8648284
It wasn't bad
does anyone want a hug
i love rabbits
>>8648297
2017 is turning out to be my worst year ever
>>8648297
Mado can we make out some day
>>8648297
apart from electing Cheeto Stalin and all the celebrity deaths
>>8648301
old pic
>>8648301
yes pls
I'm sorry. It's just been a rough week and now...
Alice is back in my life. I don't know what's going to happen.
2014 was the best
>>8648321
wasn't that the year you got raped?
>>8648319
gonna give this to you as straight as I possibly can
you are ugly as fuck (I saw your picture)
alice is not attracted to you AT ALL
she is using you
I know everyone wants attention and to be loved but alice is not giving you real attention or real love
you have been warned
>>8648321
i miss arguing with you in the good ol days
>>8648329
I was raped as a kid dumbass
>>8648289
other anon but what beer
>>8648335
some anon that makes people cut for her enjoyment and uses people for money and attention
>>8648330
I know Alice doesn't love me, or is attracted to me. I know she's probably using me. But just for a little while...it's nice to have someone who, at least, pretends to care about me.
Even if I have to give up my very soul I'm willing to do that, if I can hold onto that feeling. I'll be her pawn, if that's what she wants.
>>8648338
it's a local double hop ipa
i normally like ipa but the aftertaste makes me gag a little bit
>>8648335
whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es is alice?
Tfw no friends to go out with
:(
>>8648344
go to bed elanna
>>8648334
yeah but you were raped by your uncle at a wedding in 2014
>>8648349
overrated
>>8648343
have some self respect and dignity please
i only called you ugly to be real with you, you need to understand she's fucking with you
>>8648353
Can my 2 cats be my friends?
>>8648350
whom
i post this image and yet im sure this loli could handle more alcohol than i can
>>8648146
>>8648355
I don't doubt she is. It really wouldn't surprise me. But I don't care anymore. If she treats me nicely, even for her own benefit, I'll accept that. I'm tired of being unwanted.
>>8648370
so you want to be wanted but you think its ok for someone to fake want you?...
>>8648375
Think about all you know about me. Everything that I am. Would anyone really, ever want me, for real? This is my best shot.
>>8648375
better than nothing bruh
>>8648370
love yourself retard
youre only going to fuck up your mental and emotional well-being this way
anime is not the answer and neither is this
>>8648302
Why Faye? You always seemed so positive about your future
>>8648308
Anythings possible
>>8648309
Kek yeah. Definitely wasn't a perfect year
i should see a gender therapist but i wont
who else /rebel and repressor/ here
>>8648393
no do it, you have to be a cool tranny, rebelling is that
>>8648370
Gem 2.0 over here
>>8648393
I tried but why bother living your life in misery for a meme cause you won't believe in in a year?
>>8648398
no thank you everyone is mean there
Parents in town, first visit in 3 years.
Apparently my dad is obviously and ass man.
And won't stop referring to me as he.
.....
Did I mention my father is an ass man.
I feel really weird about myself rn
so tired
I can't wait to get the hell away from my current crazy ass bitch landlord on Monday, but my new landlord is super by-the-books.
Goddamn this move is so exhausting eghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>8648288
>anime isnt real
yes it is, but the concepts themselves in it aren't. they're just animated art
>>8648386
Nothing I do is without meaning. I pick names for a reason. I am, simply, incapable of loving myself.
To be honest, I still don't know what's going to happen. Alice is angry at me, and with good reason. I treated her poorly. I'd like to believe she does care and wants to help. I want to believe we can be friends again, and I'm going to try and be more open with her. I need her.
>>8648408
he gonna get ur ass
>>8648408
tell him to stop looking and buy it already
>>8648403
being a tranny is a meme
but a GOOD meme
being repress is just being normal to people like being bi but dating women is just being straight to people
>>8648412
Also, I don't know if I'm going to have access to the apartment on Monday or a place to sleep Monday night, much less electricity until Wednesday.
At least I made a friend today.
>>8648419
It's really fucking weird.
Dads shouldn't stare at their son's asses.
We were looking at and talking about he bike I built. I turned around and he obviously looked up really fast.
I feel really gross rn
>>8648416
thats a cop out and you know it
anyone can love themselves. you just wont even give yourself the chance, moron
>>8648425
I said a meme cause, not a meme.
>>8648435
fuck
>>8648429
Guess I'm gonna spend a good portion of the next week at Nordy's.
>>8648431
so envious rn desu senpai
did anyone ever work out before transition
i wish my arms were still tiny
ill get there
i just dont like the wait
>>8648440
>envious of getting ogled by your own father
>>8648434
I've known myself for many, many years.
I hate myself.
>>8648431
but you are his daughter
also ride that dicc
>>8648450
you hate yourself because you let yourself hate yourself
nobody else can stop you from doing it but you
give yourself a chance idiot
>>8648454
>Don't be.
>He's mid-late 60's and retired.
>On one hand, I'm happy he finally sees me as a girl.
I bet he is thinking
>your mom never had an ass like that
is it bad that i dont like skirts and prefer to wear jeans/off-shoulder or feminine necked tshirts? am i just a tomboy or femboy
>>8648445
you should be strong muscle girl, it's really good
>>8648460
I hate myself because I know myself. I know how weak and empty and useless I am. I can't do anything by myself.
I need someone to hold me. I can't be alone. I'm not going to turn it down if it's offered.
>>8648469
you're someone that has personal preferences
wear whatever you want you fucking dweeb
>>8648471
>In a non-sexual way?
nope
>>8648473
thank u for validating my preference as not my gender idientiy anon, I really appreciate it
>>8648477
I'm gonna beat you up
>>8648471
>I gawked in horror as a child whenever he'd change in front of me.
would you fucc your daddy of say 30 years ago
>>8648446
that is a little ew now that i think about it, but it is more of being envious of being ogled by a guy
>>8648469
wear what ever makes you feel comfy
>TFW like the look of goth fashion but would never wear any
>TFW want to dress like a "normal" girl but hate the aesthetic of that
Weird position to be in friends.
>>8648483
>not wanting your daddy to undress you with his eyes
>>8648471
Changing in front of your kids is gross whatever their sex or gender identity IMO.
>>8648479
god, please do i need it
Quick /mtfg/ post a pic that describes your mood
>>8648488
Wear what you like, jeez. You're already bucking the idea of assigned gender
>>8648499
>>8648499
>>8648495
I don't think I'd feel comfortable beating you up anymore
sorry
>>8648488
there might be compromises you could make. i like some gothic fashion and dont like a lot of certain stuff, ever consider like comfy hoodies and things? like i like to wear tshirts/hoodies from metal bands i like that are female and stuff but ofc that can be difficult since distinctly feminine clothing will often either hide or accentuate flaws
i bought this recently and it's cute (tho i need to gain weight to fit it)
http://www.emp-online.com/art_342722/
>>8648499
>>8648499
>>8648469
some definition is p cute for sure
>>8648507
what if you just beat me so heavily and quickly that im too out of it to even moan how good it feels
>>8648510
god i love this
>>8648499
>>8648501
wear a bikini or lingerie around your daddy tomorrow
also go heavy on the eye makeup
>>8648516
no it's okay I really don't have to
It's getting pretty late, Anon
It's time for you to head to bed
>>8648502
Honestly if I'm going to wear what I like, I'm gonna be dressed like a punk-rock reject. I like the look of goth shit but it just doesn't work on me.
>>8648519
Anon, that wouldn't help any situation rn.
>>8648499
>>8648516
i wish i had hips like dat >.<
>>8648499
Is this the face of indifference?
>>8648524
yes it would
confuse your daddies dick and he will stop calling you son
>>8648523
Life is cruel like that, I suppose. We can never have what we really want
>>8648531
I'm self conscious about my body b/c boys stare with creepy undead hollow eyes
>>8648499
It's kind of weird to watch two people walk right into abusive relationships right in front of you.
>>8648490
be my daddy rn
>tfw no actual father either
>>8648499
pic related
>finally kiss a girl for the first time since transitioning
>everything about her is amazing, the way she talks, the way she blushes, the way her skin is so soft, the way she smells, the way she tastes, the way she makes your heart race and your whole body tingle when she kisses you, the little sounds she makes when you nibble her neck and ear
>tfw you lay in each other's arms, and all you want is for it to last forever
I don't think I can go back. I love girls.
>>8648537
can't we just go on a date or somethin lady goddamn
>>8648535
that's just their way of saying they want to spurt their baby batter inside your bakery
>>8648547
no im in a commited relationship with a very loving female but youre welcome to beeat us up with a baseball bat if you want in our own home <3
>>8648543
adorable
>>8648550
If I'm cherished, even for a moment, even as a plaything, then that's fine with me. I'll happily fall and shatter after that.
>>8648543
welcome to the club, you're here forever
>>8648537
im pretty top heavy but am looking into fixing it. might need to gain some weight first. nervous about that
>>8648556
sad
>>8648499
>>8648534
No but we can get close with hard work and determination. You gotta work for what you want.
>>8648566
because you have muscle or just in general? should be alright as long as youre eating the right kinda carbs and fats and exercising your lower half plenty
currently on a weight gain train of eating excess and doing squats and such things
>>8648577
Exercise is key!!
seeing pre hrt valq compared to post hrt valq is a pretty strange sight
HRT VALQ A QT
>>8648570
it's who I am. What I am. I am worthless.
>>8648575
Hard work and determination is a lie that the rich and powerful sell you. The moment you're born, you're restrained, your paths limited. Look at me. No matter how hard I work, how determined I am, I'll never be accepted as a girl. I'll never be really loved.
>>8648586
R u creeping archives or somethin
>>8648543
reading this has made me so depressed you have no idea
Im wearing a diaper rn
>>8648588
I did a couple days ago after I realized it was stupid to ask to do stuff
>>8648543
just for clarification... you mean transgirls... right?
>>8648588
did you lace your hrt with uranium or somethin
>>8648595
Why does the distinction matter
>>8648599
because they're not real girls
>>8648594
Progesterone and genetics and tons of exercise helped a lot.
Also, eating what makes my tummy & body feel good rather than my mouth and brain.
O
And coffee.
>But sure, hrt.
>>8648587
>Hard work and determination is a lie that the rich and powerful sell you. The moment you're born, you're restrained, your paths limited. Look at me. No matter how hard I work, how determined I am, I'll never be accepted as a girl. I'll never be really loved.
It's not a lie. You have work for dreams and never let anything stop you no matter how low you think your odds are. If you think you have a 0.0000000000000000001/100 chance at success you have to take the opportunity! Because you still have it. And the only way you lose that success is to let it be taken from you!
>>8648577
aaah i feel like i could lose maybe an inch total off my shoulder width. but theyre still be wider than my hips. i go through weeks of exercising super hard but eat like garbage in between. im just unsure of my plan right now and my weight is hovering.
>>8648600
I've been with boys. She doesn't feel anything like them
>>8648607
boys are not the same as boys taking hormones
>>8648601
>getting mad about your success being attributed to hormones while yet boasting about genetics which take 0 effort to have
uhhhh???????????????
I wish I could stop being so depressed all the time. At least for her sake.
>>8648597
Radium 226, 228, and uranium.
(Vegas water supply growing up)
>>8648611
Not being a lardass lazy neet who refused to effort and complains 2 years later IS what I attribute it to.
And
Everyone banks on some sort of genetics shampai
>>8648614
>the faux cellulite and dimples
SIT ON MY FUCKING FACE PLEASE
>>8648614
Thats one old looking butt.
>>8648621
I have freckles.... OMG.
Even one on my gt.
>>8648612
I hope things turn around for you Anon
VALQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ
Is 5''8" and a 10 women's shoe size massive?
>>8648624
How do you get a freckle there of all places?
>>8648614
it did the body good
>valq will never sit on my face
what a feel
>you will never be happy
what a feel
>>8648628
no but you're above average objectively it just doesn't really matter to anybody
i want someone autistic to poz my neurotypical hole
>>8648640
Same.
>>8648646
which one
>>8648640
Someday you will. Just believe. The power of suggestion goes a long way.
>>8648651
cosplay marisa for me and I'll make u happy anon
>>8648657
oh okay I'll just be myself thanks Anon my depression is cured
Poor HomuHomu. Think she'll ever be happy?
>>8648667
not likely
>>8647805
Should have balanced it on the tip
how do i get my dude to chick gf to stop bitching about her tits. its pissing me off.
>>8648679
pay for the implants
>>8648684
i'm not even that rich. i fly planes and make shit money.
>>8648687
>when you were a kid you wanted to be a pilot
>grow up
>spend tons of money on aviation
>make jack shit
>date a tranny
sucks bro
>>8648689
i met her through /soc/ and we've been dating since, i love her but holy shit its "i wish my boobs were bigger" "i like it when you suck on my nipples" "cum on my tits daddy" and so on and so forth.
>>8648689
I'm thinking it's quagmire
>>8648687
fly her to LA and get them for her in her name on credit and pay for them until you break up
>>8648698
haha soc
>>8648702
i'm not an asshole so no. also she still lives with her parents so its like we're keeping it a secret. she's 18 and i'm...32.
>>8648707
yeah. who would have thought.
>>8648700
as far as i can tell, shes a depressed, self loathing, doormat tranny that would let someone hit her with a car if it meant she got a tiny bit of affection first
its sad more than anything. ive been in a mental state like that before and it sucks but nobody can help her out of it but herself
>>8648708
yikes
>>8648708
aghasfasdqawdalkdjwoidjawd
LMAO
how long have you been dating
>>8648714
it happens more often than you think. before when i'd be scheduled for a +1 day trip to, lets say, san diego, id look up /soc/ and see if any hook up threads were up for that area.
besides this girl, i got my dick sucked three times and played vidya, got drunk and cuddled with one chick.
>>8648723
since february. she turned 18 in december and i turned 32 last week.
>>8648729
BJ's, Vidya, and cuddles aren't relationships.
>>8648732
why would you date someone with that big of a gap in maturity
like shes barely out of high school hello
>>8648746
because love and sex. that's why. but mainly love, she's my cuddlebunny. i just wish she would stop bugging me about her tits. i called them mosquito bites a month ago while sucking on them and she started crying. i felt bad lmao.
>>8648735
i meant more along the lines of something actually happening in person instead of the usual skype or kik flirting. also fuck this hotel's internet.
>>8648721
That was going to be my next question. Who's Alice, an old girlfriend?
>>8648748
you do you, shes over 18 so shes technically an adult and so are you
doesnt stop me from judging
>>8648756
no idea i dont really know either of them.
but based on how she and other anons/trips put it, that alice doesnt seem to give a shit about her whatever their history was. i dont like seeing people get used because of their low self esteem. ive been through enough of that to know how it makes someone feel afterwards
>>8648748
She is an idiot I don't know why any trans would be that sensitive. She should be used to disappointment in her body
>>8648748
>while sucking on them
disgusting
>>8648791
>not liking your nipples sucked
b o r i n g
>>8648499
>>8648732
it's gonna end badly bro sorry to tell you
>>8648779
>t. a man who isnt even on hrt
>>8648797
>hrt is what makes you trans
>big tits are required for female identity and so being mad about your bf playfully calling your toys small and cute is reasonable
She should be happy for toys and a bf
>>8648806
I thought my hatred towards my penis and body was what made me trans.
>>8648808
an easy mistake to make
>>8648791
i'd let daddy suck on my soft, supple twink hon conetits mmm yum yum
>>8648806
without HRT what does that make you?
>tfw happy
>>8648806
Big tits are required, if you suck dicks for money, on camera or not. In other cases, they are optional.
Do you "feel" like a girl?
>>8648844
what is that like?
Why am I always hungry after getting on mones? holysheet I can't stop eating, I will transition into a WHALE
Also is it just me or drinking becomes far less fun on estrogen? makes sense that it's mostly men who become alcoholics.
And here i thought id get away with only 7 shifts this week
But my boss called me and told me i need to take an extra shift tommorow :/
>>8648838
A transgender person who hasn't received her yer?
>>8648854
I "feel" dead
Does that count?
>>8648879
Completely wrong. There are lot of female alcoholics. And about you - maybe it's just your liver hints you about problems.
>>8648889
>Completely wrong. There are lot of female alcoholics.
They didn't say there aren't a lot of female alcoholics. They said it is mostly men who become alcoholics. Which statistically is very much correct, men become alcoholics at a higher rate than women.
>>8648889
thankfully I don't have liver problems nor have I drank a lot, but now I just don't have the same fun from alcohol
I'll go buy a bucket of ice cream instead a pack of beer
>>8648899
yeah thanks, that's what I meant
>>8648854
Yus
>>8648918
Can you describe what that feels like? What things make you feel like a girl, which events trigger that feeling?
>>8648911
>I'll go buy a bucket of ice cream instead a pack of beer
you are going to become FAT if you're not careful, anon
>>8648927
https://youtu.be/t2mU6USTBRE
>>8648927
everyone with a BMI above 16 is already fat
>>8648946
You have issues. When my bmi got under 18, I was considered underweight, and dangerously so given how fast it kept dropping.
>>8648911
For some reason tg's rarely have problems with alcohol. Drugs are a problem more often, especially for tg's involved in porn
>>8648946
put a sock in it, sophie
or maybe a cake instead
>>8648946
~18 is normal and Im under and look anorexic
Im losing muscle and gaining fat I hope is will all go into my butt
>>8648955
Cake?
>>8648961
that looks like something that tastes a lot better than it looks
at least, i hope that's the case
>>8648953
>You have issues
you dont say :P
I was 16-17 for most of my life though.
>>8648955
a sock? I am so confused
>>8648960
18 is already underweight.
>>8648966
It's farcement. Made with potatoes, prunes and bacon.
>>8648919
Im a master-repressor, I dont have male or female identity I try not to think about it at all.
But whenever I get reminded that Im male or look at myself I feel pretty bad.
>>8648968
>a sock? I am so confused
jeez, it's a figure of speech - halt die klappe
>>8648968
I'm a bit under 25 these days. Too much to my own taste but people think I look a lot better like this than when I was around 18, so, I don't know.
>>8648972
hi Amy
>>8648973
WOW
WHY
;_;
THATS SO RUDE!!!!!!!!!
>>8648975
Ive made it to 20. I am fatter than I ever was before. bf says it looks good on me as well though, so I am trying to hold it
>>8648979
>Ive made it to 20. I am fatter than I ever was before. bf says it looks good on me as well though, so I am trying to hold it
plump german girls best german girls
>>8648972
Interesting, thanks anon
I know many to claim they have "always felt like a girl" or have a nebulous feeling they attribute to being female. I don't feel that way, but also experience body dysphoria as you put it (pronouns and names upset me due to it affirming that person sees physically masculine qualities in me). I'm skeptical of the concept of gender identity as a "feeling", probably because I dont understand it, perhaps some confuse it for sexual feelings of submissiveness or personal taste in socially feminine things, Im not sure. It's interesting to hear other's perspectives.
>everyone talking about their BMIs of 16, 18, 20
>tfw BMI of 27
>>8648968
18 (or 18,5) is normal threshold at least for young people who don't have much muscle
>>8648919
idk, it feels free and authentic.
>>8648986
isnt that only for roasties?
shouldnt it be higher for genetic males?
>>8648982
thanks anon!
I only made it because seroquel has weight gain as a side effect.
>>8648985
My drop under 18 came from a suicide attempt through terminal starvation and dehydration, so... Gained a whole lot back and more because of the drugs and quitting tobacco for SRS, up to 26, actually. My balance point is most likely around 22, slowly returning to it.
>>8648992
Rösti is bad for your bmi.
>>8648979
>THATS SO RUDE!!!!!!!!!
i'm sorry, i'm just being fake mean, not real mean
>>8649000
that looks terrible
>>8649003
oh, thats okay anon :3
>>8648992
>I only made it because seroquel has weight gain as a side effect.
it really doesnt matter because its a good think that you are a healthy weight
>>8649005
You can't expect the Swiss German to make anything that looks edible. They're both Swiss and German. All they can do is crimes against gastronomy, obviously.
>>8648977
I'm not Amy but I can relate to them and I've tried to 'man up' and failed, except Im not throwing away my pills every other week.
>>8648983
I guess I get this feeling that Im - how to put it - on the 'female' side and have rather feminine personality but I'm too grounded in reality. As a small kid I knew I was a boy, but growing up I couldn't relate to men, and dreamed of being a girl but still repressing it. Have to be 'normal' to live my life.
>>8649007
yay!
>>8649011
thats true, Verdammte Bergjuden
>>8649000
NOW I M HUNGRY AGAIN
wow i actually did an application for jobbo!!!!
i sure do hope they dont smell my autism from a mile away though (i dont mean my diapers i just mean i am turbo autistic and anxiety very bad)
;~:
>>8649061
>applying for jobs at silly o' clock in the morning
are you having one of those late night bursts of energy and desire to change your ways
>>8649061
just get a job where you need to spin things
>>8649069
i normally do stuff like that but recently i started staying up at night because my daddy works untill 11:30pm so i just stay up around now.
>>8649070
like a fidget spinner? i dont think thats a job :~;
>>8649073
maybe get a job at fast food and work at the window and drop ppls change so they have to open the car door and retrieve it and steal their credit card numbers
i didnt get a response to the application yet t-t how long it take...
>>8649090
7 years
>>8649088
i dont want to steal things and i heard that fast food is bad job.
i apply to grocery place. stock the shelfs like the people on r9k say to do. but im worried im too small and weak to lift things. maybe i have to figure out a differnt thing to work as :<
>>8649095
i cant wait that long i want to help pay off ffs loans and if i dont get job then daddy will pay it all off himself and then i feel bad :c
>>8649090
you don't send one single application and expect a response lickety-split, you know
you spam like a hundred out, and maybe get 15 responses (all rejections), that's how it works
>>8649099
but iwanna work at the one place i applied :~:
its like a 5minute walk from my house so i can start working while i pratice driving untill i can get enough expericne to get my lisence and work at a better job where my sister works at
>>8649098
>maybe i have to figure out a differnt thing to work as :<
get a job in an office
you would have to be fulltime for that tho
hi
>>8649106
thats what im going to do once i get my lisence and can drive.
i got a permit to pratice but i dont have many oppurtunities to pratice because parents work a lot t-t so i wanna work now because its going to take awhile before i can work at the office job.
>>8649111
u better be wearing ur diaper...
>>8649104
Id advise you to make friends with someone from there or someone who knows people there, (inb4 too acoustic to network)
Out of my ~8 jobs in various fields from retail to showbiz all were on friends recommendations.
>>8649113
i-i ran out of diaps ;;
>>8649113
>d i a p -er f a g
pls go back to calling urself puffybutt
that was like a million times cuterer
maybe apply to be a checkout operator or somethin
>>8649116
my sisters bf is a manager 7 years at the same grocery store but he works at one thats like 15 minutes away.
>>8649118
but people hide me :<
i like puffybutt the most its my favorite name
>>8649118
also i would do the checkout thing but im not good at talking to people i get very very very nervouse :c
>>8649122
Use the connection anyway, if there is a job opening he will get you there. Random resumes casually get tossed away all the time.
>>8649131
i think i could be more valubale to them if i got my autism diagonosed. the store i applied to emplyoes a huge amount of mentally challenged people so if i was special like them then i might be noticed.
>>8649136
that would still be difficult for me. talking to people gives me a lot of anxiety. maybe i would get used to it though
>>8648946
> tfw 22.2 bmi
I must be obese
I was born in the USA after all
>>8649139
Avoid anything that makes you deal with customers, you will get stressed too much and start hating people in general. This happens even to normies on such jobs Retail sucks.
>>8649139
>that would still be difficult for me. talking to people gives me a lot of anxiety. maybe i would get used to it though
u would becuz it would just be ur job after like two days
>>8649144
thats why i want to try to stock shelfs. my mom said they have like stools that they use for short people to stock the shelfs so as long as its not aproblem of me beaking a weak baby then i think i can do it.
>>8649146
if im too weak to do the shelfs maybe i will try that instead. i put bagger/casiher thing as the second choice.
>>8649149
goodluck I hope u get to stop bein a neet
Anyone here not a brain dead attention whore and want to be depressed and watch anime and play video games together?
>>8649155
thank u but my endgame is becoming my daddy's neet housewife
i goto bedplace. goodnight c:
>>8649157
nn puffybutt
>>8649156
me, im pretty cool. but i playing video games and watching things together is reserved rights for daddy only.
>>8649159
byebye
>>8649160
>daddy
I said not brain dead.
>>8649156
>not a brain dead
>want to be depressed
Im trying to be happy instead, being depressed made me exactly braindead
>>8649161
yeah its very brain dead to date an alpha male 14 inches taller then u. he very handsome easily 8/10 looks and loving and caring and sweet but also he can be daddy ;^]
im literaly bout to fall asleep bye. (no response i go to bed in bed RIGHTn ow.
puffbutt a cute when she idnt daip postin
>anime series has episodes that are 5 minutes long
>there's one week between episodes
why does everything bad always happen to me
I hate autists hijacking transgender identity.
>>8649176
u were a bad person in a former life
>>8649182
xD lmao dood
>>8649182
like who
>>8649182
Like who? What do you mean
A lot of transwomdn are autistic or have symptoms,of autism
>>8649186
i'm a bad person in this life too
>>8649174
she's v cute
>>8649189
mado pls post some pictures of anime girls being injured
those always entertain me and make me happy because mado is posting
>>8649211
like this?
altho im not mado
so maybe you wont like me posting these kinda pics idk
>>8649195
>autistic
>transwomen
pick one
also all the nonbinaryspecialgender-respectmypronounce girls are aspies making a total shitshow out of transgender movement
>>8649214
yeah those ones
but I think they are mado's picas
>>8649211
Sure I have a few. Glad I'm enjoyed<3
>>8649214
I shouldn't have looked I think I get nightmare now ;_;
>>8649217
where did you get this picture of sheen
>>8649182
Transgender identity is one of the things I hate the most about the benefits of HRT. You create a community around the ideology of being a "real girl trapped in the wrong body" and all of the (largely self imposed) "hardships" that come along with it then pat each other on the back at every turn like you're actually doing something with your lives by solely being different along with your tribe. The majority of people here would be so much happier if they threw away that identity and just took HRT and were happy with the fact that they'll stay feminine and not get upset over the idea of "passing" when they're perfectly attractive presenting as either gender. Nobody here can escape the fact that we have the biology of men, even with ruining our endocrine systems our brains are inherently different than females. No matter how much we delude ourselves into thinking we "act like women" we are still men that enjoy being feminine, men that enjoy being girls, men that merely wanted a place in the world and saw fit to take reign at the manipulative seed that had been planted decades ago by psychoanalysts. Fitting in is fine, but when your entire worldview has been manipulated to the point that you'll actually fucking kill yourself because a stranger doesn't treat you like a girl something is wrong. Maybe the pessimistic people here that actually agree will me will just call it darwinism but I don't really believe in the global manipulation of culture that's going on and has been going on for the past two centuries in any extent.
>>8649219
Aosora is the best. I'll draw like this one day if it's the last thing I do
>>8649227
Okays I guess. Watching a movie. Probably gonna sleep soon. How's you
>>8649229
pretty okie
mostly tired
i might nap for a bit
>>8649224
i feel the same
i'm not dysphoric about my clothes, how people treat me, my genitals or anything that's not feeling like crap being on testosterone and aging like a man
>>8649229
which movie
>>8649230
Wells hope you have a good nap.
>>8649236
The Standford prison experiment that came out two years ago. What a moviebit was utterly emotionally exhausting.
>>8649245
c:
tyty
i hope you have a good sleep when you sleep
>>8649234
A lot of trannies I know feel the same, we just like being feminine and we hate people like are in this general that are obsessed like middle schoolers over trivial shit. So many people here could be happy if they realized that they are a girl, or a guy, or whatever they want to be regardless of how they look and just enjoy the fact that HRT can let us keep being queer as fuck even into our 40s
So I tried sudoku last night
20 mg benzos, 12 tylenol pm, box full of Amitriptyline.
I guess I just vomited sideways in my sleep and here I am.
Now I got to clean up vomit and move on with life. Pretty neat, huh?
Meh. Maybe there's something lef for.me to do before i die.
>>8649269
:(
please dont do anything like that again
>>8649269
That's not very good for your liver
>tfw you just want her to love you
>>8649269
You're not going to kill yourself in any efficient or effective manner with pills.
Just accept your misery and realize most of us will be dead in 50 years at average and that that will arrive in no time at all.
>>8649250
There's a number of people here that are still holding on to feelings of transphobia and homophobia, and to them being queer is unacceptable. Most of the 'dysphoria' for trivial shit here is actually just self hatred, and that's why it's alienating to anyone who has actually mentally dealt with this shit.
>>8649269
good luck
>>8649224
>our brains are inherently different than females
>mfw
>>8649269
god damnit sass don't do that
>>8649224
Spoken like a true agp
You imply we know a lot more than we actualky do about the brain, and also that the brain isnt incredibly plastic. Men and women have incredibly similar cognition and the differences in brains has a lot more to do with environmental and hormonal factors than genetics. Not to mention we know so little about genetics as to if these subtleties can be represented in someone with a Y chromosome.
I would take you seriously, but you believe culture can be manipulated on a mass scale (and on the scale of centuries, no less)
I heard that diaperfag used to fuck girls lmao
>>8649355
Right, because biology and endocrine system don't exist and brain patterns for both sexes are obviously very similar. Look at any normal boy and normal girl at any age and they will think extremely differently either due to the way society has bred them or the way their bodies have or more than likely some combination of both. There's no escaping this no matter how much you want to idealize things. XX and XY are functionally very different and our bodies and brains are not and will never be the same. Is this a bad thing though? Not as I see it, no. People should be thankful here that they aren't "actually" women because then they'd be inferior.
Also yes, culture has and can be manipulated, anyone observant enough doesn't need to be shown why but since you seem to be so focused on yourself you should probably watch this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJ3RzGoQC4s
btw
>agp
I just like being feminine, that's all HRT is to me. I like being feminine and I like how estrogen keeps my body. I like the lack of a dominating presence of testosterone. I'm glad of the fact that I know what functioning on both is like and how it's changed my way of thinking.
>>8649348
It's okay, you're better than being a woman. You know what being a male is like and you have a good idea of what being a female is like. Embrace your perspective and who you are.
I'm sorry i wont do it again.
I read my suicide note and it was corny as fuck.
I feel like vomiting and like i'm some sort of a daze. Hmm
I feel so ashamed
>>8649379
What i said went right over your head.
if you had presented your argument using actual sources and not just a youtube video id be inclined to continue. Believe what you want, but it is very hard to manipulate culture. Culture manipulates itself in a way that is much, much stronger. You think of culture as a mass response to stimuli, rather than the reaction itself.
>>8649379
>It's okay, you're better than being a woman.
I want gay males to go and stay go
>>8649388
>It's very hard to manipulate culture
You're just being stupid at this point
What do you think happens on social media on a daily basis when new things "just happen" to be trending or become popular out of nowhere? That's not natural growth. Sure people can take what they will with it and that always has happened in places like this but if you deny that the majority is being manipulated daily you're just foolish.
reminder of three important truths this morning
>AGP is a pathologisation of normal female sexuality through conflating it with non-trans fetishism
>the chaser slur is also a pathologisation of normal sexual attraction through conflating it with truchasers; by the usual definition, typical men are essentially vagina chasers
>dishwashing machines are the biggest meme on the fuckin' planet
>>8649387
thank you sass
you should really stop drinking too, it's hard but we both know it's not really helping anything
t. lowkey struggling with my own alcoholism
>>8649379
uhm exCUSE me but i'm a lesbian stuck in a biologically male body you bigot
>>8649400
>gay male poltard that thinks they're trans talks conspiracy theories
>>8649387
<3 you too
>>8649404
heres the best one
>dysohoria is a comoletely made up turn equivalent to edgy high school girls saying theyre depressed. its completely for attention and has no real biological basis
>>8649404
Don't talk shit about dishwashers, I bet you're not even loading it right
I went to go see rocky horror picture show, was fun.
>>8649406
You are a moron if you think GD and transexuals arenot legit conditions
the only women who were ever interested in me were either not straight, perverts, or both things were true.
i want to fall in love, get married, & raise a family.
but no normal person wants to do that w/ the likes of me ;~;
>>8649417
the only good ones are industrial/restaurant machines, and even then the dishes need to be already nearly-clean to get actual clean dishes out of it
not to mention the soap blocks used by these machines are extremely expensive and aren't even as effective as fucking Sunlight
>>8649411
delet this also
>>8649434
>alcohol is not a drug
second biggest meme on the fuckin' planet
good morning friends
how are you all
stop anime
>tfw you realize you're a fetish ;~;
>>8649430
>>8649406
>children being deluded
If you'd rather be a tranny than picture related you're a part of the problem
>>8649439
most people are somebodys fetish
or did you mean fetishist
>>8649441
if that's a cis girl then i agree
if not then ehhh i like being and staying feminine
>>8649443
i meant fetish.
the only people who have ever said they wanted to be w/ me were fetishists.
men & women.
thry were all fetishists
>>8649441
i want to be megumin
>>8649437
Its the shittest of all drugs yeah.
>>8649441
>biker stereotype
I sell and do drugs dressed as a girl hun, there is no uniform for this job :P
>super tough boy outfit for delivery lol
Mal Blum - Valentine's Day
>>8649447
What about guys who just wanted to smash and thought you were cute
>>8649441
>wanting to be an edgy pirate biker man
why
>>8649447
My fiancee seems to like me better as trans than male, is she just a fetishist or just she just like to feel powerful by topping a former "alpha" male?
>>8649479
He watches too much TV obviously
>roommate's alarm clock radio goes off
>keeps going for literally an hour before he wakes up
>this happens every single day
how do people like this exist?
>>8649487
Shut the fuse breaker to his room off next time? His fault if he over sleeps.. ;3
realistically what does sass have left to live for anyway?
i cant think of anything
>not smart, no career future
>not pretty, 40 something year old robert deniro
>stuck in a 3rd world shithole
seriously if you were sass what would you live for?
>>8649482
i mean sure but who doesnt
but seriously out of all styles to idealize why pick the try-hardest of the try-hard
just weird priorities imo
>>8649487
the rest of my family is like that, they just leave their alarm clock on and sleep in or hit snooze and sleep in
if mine goes off im up with like no hope of going back to sleep. unless cuddles are involved then there is a hope of going back to sleep
>>8649490
well, he IS moving out in a month, so even if i piss him off...
>>8649492
he doesn't even snooze it, that's the thing
sometimes it'll be an actual blaring klaxon alarm for an entire fucking hour
What's this about another me existing
>>8649497
Hi EuroClaire!
How are you?
>>8649502
>EuroClaire
girl
what
>>8649496
ye, sounds like my dad
he would sleep through his alarm clock for a solid hour if nobody came in and actually woke him up
>calls themselves trans
>hasn't even played metal gear
>>8649515
>>8649515
>>8649515
new
I am the one true Claire
>>8649480
unless you can convince me that gynandromorphophilia is a sexual orientation, i'm gonna say yes.
also, that latter part you described, it sounds like that's a kink she has, ngl