tfw when your female friends wants to have a karaoke outing?

>>8647258
I have to do karaoke next week with my friends. My voice passes, but idk about singing. I guess I have a week to practice my Evanescence.

>>8647290
Did you go through puberty?

tfw muh voice is so chad I can replace chester bennington in linkin park

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>>8647258
no chad voice but have annoying yet somewhat cute but undoubtedly male voice.

It's really sad because i'm almost there passing wise especially in the face. When i don't speak i can get gendered female here and there.

Sometimes at my hosting job when i see people come in the door i just hold up my fingers to signal how many people they will have just so i won't have to hear the dreaded "sir" or "cmon kids follow the nice young man"

Every time i open my mouth i want to die and get insane dysphoria. Send help

>>8647316

Just coincidentally I heard Linkin Park had an open position for a new singer.

>>8647345
stop it anon. My heart can't take it

>>8647326
Hello sir, we will have a table for myself and my beautiful cis wife. Cmon kids, lets follow the nice young man.

Is it actually impossible for a transgender woman to sing with a females voice?

>>8647345
What a coincidence.
ANON'S GONNA BE FAMOUS!

>>8647316
CRAWLIN INNNN MY SKINN

>>8647399
Not impossible if transitioned before puberty but I'm not

>>8647413
And then I will an hero anyway because muh dysphoria

Just work on your voice people. Everyone said I had a feminine voice when I was young, but it fucking dropped so far that people finally said I had a male voice. Dispite this I have a feminine voice again after working at figuring out how my throat works. Just spend some time on it.