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My dildo is fucking GONE.

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My mom went through my room and tore shit apart a few days ago, just went to check where I hide my dildo and she fucking TOOK IT.

What the fuck is wrong with her? What the fuck do I even do? She has yet to mention it, im male btw.
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>>8644554
>this thread AGAIN
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Maybe you just misplaced it? Check the fridge.

If she took it, maybe she really needed one and is just borrowing it, you selfish son.
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>>8644564

Dude fucking gross. Im pissed the fuck off here right now.

I really dont want to confront her or even talk about this shit with her. I fully plan on getting my shit back though. I know she didnt throw it away, I checked the trash.

>>8644562

Uh, sorry if I just noticed like 30 minutes ago dude?
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>>8644573
You've been making this exact same thread every day for a long time faggot, just with slight variations... you thought people wouldn't notice?
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Are you a guy or a girl?
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>>8644579

Sorry faggot im not trolling right now or roleplaying on 4chan.
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>>8644554
Can you pls stfu about your mom finding your dildo? I see this dumb thread everyday, what else do you wanna hear other than the responses you already got?
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>>8644583
All right you fuckin' nigger, I believe ya
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>the case of the missing dildo

We've got a real caper on our hands
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Saged, reported, and hidden
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>>8644554
Where do you get a rainbow dildo?
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Greedy bitch, tell her to get her own if she needs to stuff her muffin next time.
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>confront her
>ransack the house until you find it
>buy a new one
those are pretty much your options. and maybe hide it better next time, since you live with your mom.
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>>8644554

She's just borrowing it darling
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>>8644946
not op, but
http://www.babeland.com/pride-dildo/d/4740_c_92
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>>8644554
your room probably smells like shit so she went and cleaned it and found out why it smelled so fucking bad and threw it away or somethign.
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>>8644554
>"THATS WHAT U GET WHEN U LET UR HREAT WIN!"
thats what avril lavigne would say 2 u queer
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>>8644579
At least this is better than grinchposting
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>>8647537
but... that was hayley williams of paramore.......
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>>8644554
How old are you? Do you pay rent?
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