My mom went through my room and tore shit apart a few days ago, just went to check where I hide my dildo and she fucking TOOK IT.
What the fuck is wrong with her? What the fuck do I even do? She has yet to mention it, im male btw.
>>8644554
>this thread AGAIN
Maybe you just misplaced it? Check the fridge.
If she took it, maybe she really needed one and is just borrowing it, you selfish son.
>>8644564
Dude fucking gross. Im pissed the fuck off here right now.
I really dont want to confront her or even talk about this shit with her. I fully plan on getting my shit back though. I know she didnt throw it away, I checked the trash.
>>8644562
Uh, sorry if I just noticed like 30 minutes ago dude?
>>8644573
You've been making this exact same thread every day for a long time faggot, just with slight variations... you thought people wouldn't notice?
Are you a guy or a girl?
>>8644579
Sorry faggot im not trolling right now or roleplaying on 4chan.
>>8644554
Can you pls stfu about your mom finding your dildo? I see this dumb thread everyday, what else do you wanna hear other than the responses you already got?
>>8644583
All right you fuckin' nigger, I believe ya
>the case of the missing dildo
We've got a real caper on our hands
Saged, reported, and hidden
>>8644554
Where do you get a rainbow dildo?
Greedy bitch, tell her to get her own if she needs to stuff her muffin next time.
>confront her
>ransack the house until you find it
>buy a new one
those are pretty much your options. and maybe hide it better next time, since you live with your mom.
>>8644554
She's just borrowing it darling
>>8644946
not op, but
http://www.babeland.com/pride-dildo/d/4740_c_92
>>8644554
your room probably smells like shit so she went and cleaned it and found out why it smelled so fucking bad and threw it away or somethign.
>>8644554
>"THATS WHAT U GET WHEN U LET UR HREAT WIN!"
thats what avril lavigne would say 2 u queer
>>8644579
At least this is better than grinchposting
>>8647537
but... that was hayley williams of paramore.......
>>8644554
How old are you? Do you pay rent?