/mtfg/ Transgirl General

first for anime must be eliminated

Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest trip of all?

it's a good day to have a good day

>>8639314
ufufu

>>8639313
Get a hobby.

>>8639314
The pineapple princess is the fairest for obvious reasons

>>8639317
i have a few and i enjoy them all

>>8639316
The mirror said: no ufufu is not the fairest of them all for she looks like she survived a brawl.

:thinking:

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>>8639285
>when was the last time you cried over a minor inconvenience
two days ago, when i forgot to add python's directory as a path variable on installation so i couldn't run pip straight from the windows command line to get pygame

>or because something was "too beautiful"
also two days ago, napping with tetra and remarking on how lovely she is

>>8639314
sheen

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i miss ufufu
>>8639327
what are u :thinking: about

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>>8639329
I envy your happiness.

>>8639314
cis tits mc vagina der intersex

>>8639329
>wo days ago, when i forgot to add python's directory as a path variable on installation so i couldn't run pip straight from the windows command line to get pygame
I am sorry for your loss

>>8639329
>also two days ago, napping with tetra and remarking on how lovely she is
that's rly cute

>>8639325
she looks like she survived a beauty contest after coming in 1st place

So how does one get in on these top secret insider only discord servers?

Asking for a friend.

>>8639337
The FAS Beauty Contest yes.

hello

>>8639344
hello

>>8639344
goodbye

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>>8639336
forgot rabbit
>>8639344
hi friend

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>>8639342
someone is jelly

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>>8639304
Got a short pixie type haircut last week
Saw the Nationals play today.
Was in shaved boymode but several people still ma'amed me
My /sp/ husbando Bryce got ejected for getting physical with the ref over a strike that was bullshit
At least it was a comeback win!

Im still upset about the military ban, I was considering entering the Air Force...

>>8639329
>also two days ago, napping with tetra and remarking on how lovely she is
goddamnit bexe

it's only tetra, not like it's sunrise over paris or something

>>8639351
Why is her waist so square and her hips so narrow? And what's up with the cokewhore horseface? And those tiny boobs.

>>8639357
someone is jelly

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>>8639353
>Walgreens

>>8639342
i think you are just upset because ufufu will never be your gf

there's a parable about this

>>8639351
>dat jaw and nose
Juden?

>>8639357
welcome to trannies

>>8639357
Why do you care? I guess you look way worse. Work on that first.

>>8639351
OMG I LOVED YOU IN SEX AND THE CITY MOVIE

does ufufu really still come to this general?

i remember she was around when i was here years ago

>>8639367
> tfw nobody had sex in the city with me

>>8639351
Welcome back ufufu

>>8639368
She posted a bit a few months ago when you were pretending to be dead from cancer.

>>8639368
She just posted a few weeks ago.

>>8639374
no that wasnt me that died from cancer it was my sister, close tho

that was also years ago

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>>8639361
Its W for Washington DC

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>>8639379

>>8639362
>>8639359
>>8639316
>>8639337
>>8639351
Trip on, Ufufu.

is beepbeep pretty? asking for a friend

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>>8639354
>it's only tetra, not like it's sunrise over paris or something
the sunrise over paris is a flaming dumpster full of overpriced croissants compared to her, back the fuck off

>>8639332
i get happy over really dumb things though so it's more silly than enviable desu

>>8639335
thanks, it was the worst thing that has ever happened to me in the past two days

>>8639336
hello rabit

>>8639353
>Harper
Good thing he will be a Yankee after next season.

>>8639385
Shes alright but shes a little on the crazy side.

>>8639385
If you are who I think you are then you are a wouldHug / 10

>>8639383
i'm not ufufu, i'm just an admirer of her face, and also her body too

>>8639378
Sorry to hear that
>>8639381
pls dont ruin it for me

>>8639392
Sure, Ufufu.

>>8639386
>the sunrise over paris is a flaming dumpster full of overpriced croissants compared to her, back the fuck off
no need to be mean, all i did was insult your girlfriend

>>8639396
trip on mangie

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>>8639385
hugg beep

Who else here a trendsgender?
I can use my femininity for certain gains and then my white male proviledge for other gains.

>>8639386
You are the only person I kinda like since everyone left. All the other remaining/ new people seem to be idiots

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>>8639387
Fug
>>8639401
Just being able to spend time with your partner that you truely love is a wonderful thing that only those that have had it can understand.

>>8639413
that's ableist

>>8639410
dude same. im a femboy that takes advantage of female privilege

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>>8639410
also you can fuck girls and ride boys and tell them you are either a boy or a girl

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>staying at my ex's place for the weekend
>he refuses to install grindr
How do I make him gay wtf

>>8639421
And fucking cis bitches is always the best. Use my female side to get free stuff and then go back to male mode to get cute girls. They have made this so easy for us to take advantage of.

>>8639410
no more army estrogen for you

>>8639429
Oh no we can't go get killed anymore, what ever shall we do?

>>8639393
its okay ive moved on since then

>>8639433
>Oh no we can't go get killed anymore,
wait a minute, are trannies immortal now

if so, i'm sorry for all the mean things i said, please don't hurt me

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>>8639353
Jealous, I'm psyching up for pic related, want so bad...

>>8639428
When was the last time you had sex with a cis girl? Be honest.

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hugg elann

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>>8639425
Get him fhitsaced

>>8639440
Not long ago. I will always only like women, the kind with natal vaginas. I'll date trans girls but nothing sex related.

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>>8639425
dudebro around him and insist that he sticks it in your butt

>>8639425
Telling him about your recent failed relationship should make him gay enough to install grindr.

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>>8639446
> I will always only like women, the kind with natal vaginas.
except for when boys cum on your face and tits or in your hand

>>8639446
How long is not long ago?

it sucks being a virgin im so horrny would one of please fuck my vagina i dont care if it hurts

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>>8639425
>Take him to local gay bar
>Get him drunk
>Start playing truth or dare
>"I dare you to make-out with that guy over there"
>Observe outcome

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>>8639448
I've been doing nothing but calling him bro and talking about poon all day what more can I do

>>8639445
On saturday he better get some numbers from cute boys at the club or else there'll be words

>>8639442
hugg laur

>>8639450
I tried that and it didn't work ;_________;

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>>8639456
get a bf

>>8639464
no i want a gf with a dick to pop my cherry

>>8639463
how is he your ex if hes not gay

alternatively why do you need to turn him gay

>>8639463
You didn't talk about cars and sports
Holy shit you're awful at this
0/10 see me after class

>>8639456
At least get the tripcode correct

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>>8639463
>I've been doing nothing but calling him bro and talking about poon all day what more can I do
but have you been dressing like a dudebro?

>tfw wearing kawaii striped pantsu

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>>8639314
definitely not me. my girl would be if she cared to post

>>8639472
What do you mean "how is he your ex if he's not gay"

>>8639473
But it's all about the fucking PUSS

>>8639476
Idk I've got flannel and short hair

>>8639496
God fucking DAMNIT
You talk about CARS and SPORTS and then segue into PEWNTANG. You are the worst and you're getting a failing grade F-

>>8639496
>Idk I've got flannel and short hair
you were honestly closer here >>8639448
when you crossdressed

>>8639485

Post 'em.

I hate this. I've always hated being a man but after talking with some friends and doing some research, I realized I'm probably trans. I don't want this, I don't want to come out, I don't want to transition. I'm having trouble coming to grips with this. I'd rather kill myself than have to go through with this. What do I do? How did you all start being okay with this? I'm going to start talking to a professional soon about this but it won't be for a while

>>8639496
i mean if he was straight and he dated you that means he sees you as a girl

if thats the case why do you want to turn him gay?

>>8639510
Revenge is a dish best served cold

>>8639503
Damn, that's not even all that close ;-;

>>8639499
Fug u part of being a dude is not taking ur shit fucking come at me

i keep watching animes that make me cry im addicted but i do not want to become a weeb!!!

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>tfw can't get into anime

>>8639314
edie!

>>8639520
thats good

stay strong, bunny anon

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>>8639512
fight me you lil persona drinking spaz
funfact: you share a favorite drink with Alec, how's that feel

>>8639520
anime is horible

>>8639520
laur i started watching some liikke 2 months ago, ive found theres really good ones that basically aren't very anime-y, watch koe no katachi
i refuse to become a weeb tho

>>8639476
>tfw people actually save and repost your anti-elanna pictures
keep fighting the good fight

Elanna is confusing me.

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>>8639525
hugg
>>8639527
i mean i like eva and lain but most of it i don't really like
i downloaded a ton of it and never watched most of it
I feel like there's kind of a culture gap?
like they'll do a joke and i don't get it
>>8639529
ill watch that

>>8639507
Embrace it. repression is misery. wealth and girls and drugs and adrenaline will never fill that hole in your identity.

>>8639507
Then don't do it. You have a dick, so be a guy. Does it ever come up in everyday life where you think "Damn, things would get a lot easier if I would pretend to be someone I'm not for my whole life"?

Keep in mind that you're basically splitting your life expectancy in half once you start the transitioning process.

The choice is yours.

Is wandering son any good?

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>>8639533
I am pro-elanna tho

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>>8639533
>>8639534
elanna is a nice girl
hugg don't bully

>>8639544
sexy pic desu

hugg bunny poster

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>>8639536
ok cool
>>8639541
YES also watch this lauren

>>8639526
I mean he drinks a shitload of beer so I take that as a compliment desu

>>8639534
How so anon

>>8639555
he also attacked me with a knife
you two are one of soul so does that mean you're gonna slice me up too?

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>>8639550
I have them saved so I can feel horrible about myself for being a hon who will never afford srs

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Is this shit true?

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>>8639544
if you were pro-elanna, why would you post pictures of her dumb, soft, pear-shaped body when she's in the thread, knowing it probably makes her mildly uncomfortable

>>8639544
>even faye can't compose a pic like this
faggot should be doing photos for a living

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>>8639563
>hair balls

:(

when I am sad I think about what have to transgirls that want srs have to go through, makes me feel better about my problems

i'm keeping my penis

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>>8639566
I am envious of her

>>8639569
its not a composed image tho
elanna started at 19 after damaging her balls as a kid and then got srs

or she is cis and is here to make fun of us

>>8639558
I think the similarities end after the beer, I'm also not a degenerate furry

>>8639566
Bully anon gets it

Elanna's fursona

>>8639549

I know, I'd only fun-bully Elanna, and even then rarely to keep it special.

>>8639555

I don't get why you're trying to make your straight (?) ex bf have sex with men.

>>8639563
maybe 40 years ago

>>8639583
No but you're also a degenerate. Not entirely convinced you're not related

>>8639587
It would be hilarious if we both wound up gay dontcha think?

>>8639591
I'm pure and unsullied don't go telling lies

>>8639586
Is sanic

>>8639561
>photo tricks
elanna doesn't look like that irl, kek

Which trips are actually cis women trolling us?

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>>8639599
>unsullied
ha, i see what you did there

>>8639603
not me :^)

>>8639603
There's only one and it's megamilk.

>>8639599
I bet you're dyeing your hair. You're ginger aren't you? Smdh when were you gonna tell me

>>8639609
Who is megamilk??

>>8639603
Ash, Elanna, Cornflakes, Ufufu

In a year's time, Linka

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>>8639601
You're right, I've lost weight since then

>>8639604
I don't follow

>>8639611
I have a soul fuck you

>>8639599
>It would be hilarious if we both wound up gay dontcha think?

I think you're mistaking hilarity for irony, and even that's not really true if you force him.

>Elanna wants to spend her weekend listening to her ex bf have sex with twinks in the other room

s t r a n g e

>>8639563
You don't have to dilate to keep it from healing, you have to dilate to keep it from collapsing because the surrounding muscle pressures the canal.

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>>8639520
watch Steins;Gate

>>8639613
That's not fair though, unlike the other 3 ash actually has a fully formed cis vagina. So she is on another level, not fair to include her.

>>8639614
>I have a soul fuck you
i dont believe you honestly. i feel hurt, Elanna, when were you gonna come clean to me

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>>8639614
>I don't follow
They're the eunuch soldiers from Game of Thrones

>filename from the pic i googled literally has "trans" in it

>>8639621
and she has no adams apple
and shes an hourglass with huge knockers
and she has a high voice
and she's short
and she doesn't have brow bossing
and her jaw is small
and i could keep going with how cis she is

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Traps are gay niggers going gorillas

>>8639625
to be fair, she does have kinda manly looking feet though

>>8639615
I mean I think it would be pretty funny given how fabulous he already acts it's just a matter of time.

>>8639622
Idk when are you going to come clean to me :^)

>>8639624
Oh I see I don't watch game of thrones

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>>8639627
fuck we all just got dunked on

>>8639621
I looked at her vagina while she was sleeping

>>8639633
fine i admit it
your pizza looks dope af

>>8639625
yeah she was born intersex though like intersex female so comparing yourself to her mght as well be the same as comparing yourself to a cis girl? like what's the point

>>8639641
I felt up her boobs while she was sleeping

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I can't quite decide if I want to get some nice $100+ sports earbuds for when I go running or to just get some cheapos for like $15

All the earbuds I get seem to fall apart in 2 weeks anyway

Please help

>>8639639
I feel so deeply validated right now you have no idea
Thank you for sending me to bed happy

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Tranny communities were fun for like a week or two
Time to leave for another 3 months and come back later.
Peace.

>>8639639
you deserve better than that, anon

>>8639647
Quality over quantity friendo

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>>8639651
oki heres a paci and a diapey before you go ;~;
bye bye

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how do u get friends irl

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>>8639654
but i love spaghetti
and i love pizza

Molesting Ash was fun

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>>8639655
But it seems no matter how much money I spend they all die

I don't even mistreat my earbuds

I just want something to not fall apart while I'm working out or working

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>>8639614
elana is stinky stinky!

>>8639658
usually by living in close proximity to people

if you dont then uh good luck with that

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If I get this job I'm gonna go get a qt haircut
I've seen people say they've gotten an offer just from the phone interview which is raising my hopes
>>8639353
>tfw baseball husbando gets ejected for moving a mat
>tfw other baseball husbando is probably getting traded to the Dodgers
>>8639647
>tfw essentially have a pair of cheapo ear buds for life from Best Buy because I bought the protection plan on them

Fuck kayla

>>8639660
it's too many carbs, you'll get fat eating it

it's like eating lasagna with mashed potatoes

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how long before these two get acid attacked by the muslims ;~;

>>8639647
i have some kinda 90 dollar shure earbuds that would work good for running because they stay in place, but i don't know if it's really worth it, part of me is still drawn to just buying cheap earbuds with basic hook things that go around your ears and saying that it's enough to work

>>8639671
its not like i want to eat it every single day

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>>8639658
Sell weed :P

>>8639613
you are forgetting sheen

>>8639673
Absolutely worth it if they sound good and they're durable.

>>8639667
I'd rather pay more for good sound quality.

>>8639678
sheen on suicide watch rn

>>8639676
i guess i'd try it once too, in the same way i'd probably try a deep fried butter stick once

>>8639647
i mean if youre using them to be disposable and even the expensive ones become disposable, just buy like a bunch of the cheapest ones you can find

and maybe also dont pull them out of your ear by the cord

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im getting ffs but its not going to be with deschamps is going to be facial team instead....

>>8639663
Try Philips. Those lasted me. I like the hard plastic ones not the rubber cones that always fall out. My current set were $5 from a Mexicantown Boost mobile store. Got almost a year out of them.

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>>8639677

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i dun want the spic spainard brown men at facial team to do my surgery but daddy descahamps is too exepsnive ;~;

>>8639704
have you tried getting a 6'4" hairy daddy dom bf to pay for it for you???

>>8639685
theres also that weeb pizza which looked pretty good

>>8639712
>tfw no 6'4" hairy daddy dom bf
why live

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>>8639704
Maybe if you didn't spend all your money on diapers this wouldn't happen

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>>8639712
daddy is giving me 5 thousand dollars. but i'd still have to take out an extra 20,000 dollar loans if i want deschamps over facial team ;~;

im not living with him yet if i was then he'd pay the extra and i could go to deschamps but its not really an option to start living together yet

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This ever happen to any of you?

>>8639701
Its a very social drug and job and it makes everyone want to be around you

>>8639728
>You're beautiful.
no, definitely not me, sorry

>>8639728
I've never dated a chaser

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i think i should just take out the extra loans and go to the american daddy "Deschamps" idk ;~;

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How does the existential angst not destroy you

>>8639728
Only from my fiancee. No guys irl have said anything nice about me.

>>8639733
>I've never dated
fixed that for you, fransi

>>8639736
will your guy pay off your loans when/if you finally do move in together?

it could be an option

>>8639736
you need to think of your life afterwards, what's your plan? what are your ambitions? can an extra 20k in debt be a part of your life?

>>8639741
Thats not true. I had a date when I was 16. We went to the cinema and I ran away when the movie was over :^)

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>>8639738
I take ridiculous risks and let God decide when to kill me.

especially racing cars.

>my winter DD sti and the old cuck truck

>>8639745
why did you run away

did you get bad vibes from the person, or was it just a really scary movie

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important poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/13546304
>>8639742
yeah he would pay them for me once i do
>>8639743
uhhh i was just going to work some crappy job so i can pay off the loans and then move in with my daddy either december this year or early next year when he gets a place for us to live together
after i live with him im just going to be housewife or work part time till the loans get payed off and then be the housewife

>>8639748
She was the best friend of my ex and we basically only dated because she wanted us to.
We didnt really know each other and to be honest she scared me.

>>8639753
if you and your partner can afford it then yeah id say go for whichever one will get you better results.

might as well try to get the best you can the first time around

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>>8639753
if this gets 100 votes for kill diaperfag i wil lseriosuly comet suicide.

>>8639759
well, going to a movie is a terrible idea for a first date, but you were 16, so i suppose i can understand it

the next time you go on a date (with a boy), you should go ice-skating so you can slip and fall into his arms (or just fall on your butt, that'd be good too)

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>>8639739
>Only from my fiancee. No guys irl have said anything nice about me.
So you never met your fiancee IRL?

>>8639766
fiancee is a girl, fiance is a man

>>8639765
> going to a movie is a terrible idea for a first date, but you were 16
I know. I was even more socially inept back then than today

> you should go ice-skating
Id rather have a movie night at home so I can sleep in his arms :P

>>8639767
ohh gotcha

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>>8639677
Sup frosty

>>8639774
Rofl

>>8639770
>I know. I was even more socially inept back then than today
that is terrifying to imagine

>Id rather have a movie night at home so I can sleep in his arms :P
you can do that afterwards, franziska

you need to do something physical with them first in order to bond and build sexual tension

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>>8639760
i think if i can take out the extra 20,000 in loans ill do deschamps if i cant then ill do facial team
like ithink 10,000 vs 30,000 it would be a lot harder to get the extra money loaned to someone like me unless my parents want to do the loan for me .~.

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>>8639774
Hi hun, how are you?

>>8639777
hm, I still have like a year to figuer all of this out

>>8639788
don't worry franzi, i'll be there to help you every step of the way

>>8639780
Wait, you only had $10k on you at the time?

I thought you had way more than that.

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>>8639774
He's really cute with the glasses and hair but not without them and hair back

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tfw you have a headache

>>8639807
Hugg

>>8639807
rubb head

>>8639807
maybe if you were asleep and didn't stay up until 3:40am, you wouldn't have a headache

>>8639809
>>8639810
hugg
>>8639812
I stay up late to avoid my dad

>>8639793
are you experienced in dating :D

>>8639816
is your mean dad the reason why you don't like males (dudes)

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>>8639820
probably on some level desu

>>8639780
>high angle shot
>visible beard shadow
youll get there tho keep at it

>>8639812
late night/early morning is the best time tho

its calm and quiet and cool

>>8639817
no, i have never been on a date before, but that doesn't mean my theoretical knowledge won't be useful

https://twitter.com/ninaharrelsontv/status/890382314013962240
god this shit is so horrifying

>>8639829
jesus christ what the fuck

>>8639828
Im not convinced

>more than 5 years hrt
>feeling pretty good about my face/looks
>never misgendered
>decide to get my hair done
>she pulls back my tranny bangs with the hair dye and it sticks back
>suddenly man face
>big brow ridge exposed for all
>tiny forehead makes the rest of my face look huge
>the shadow cast from my brow and the lighting in general makes my face look lumpy

The wild ride never ends. (Until FFS)

>>8639847
let me help you navigate the dangerous and labyrinthine world of dating and intimacy

throw your chips in with me and you will never have to clean your shoes again, because boys will literally lick them clean for you

>>8639839
blegh when these thrill rides go wrong they turn into torture machines, people getting flung 50 feet in the air and people stuck getting their legs crushed, ive been to this fair too when i was a kid and dont plan on going back ever

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>>8639795
on the first arrest? 9.8k and 4.5 pounds (worth about 4k each here). but there are like 12 more cases involving me, my gf, and two workers - three wires (worn by the now CI Blake Nelson) a couple rolling after getting caught with H in a school zonenamed Jaime and Jacob Michael Holton/Bubbles (now dead), me caught smuggling drugs into Clay County jail, surpressed illegal house searches, safe house raids, 15 pounds intetcepted in the mail to my best friend Drew, check my public record now lol...

I spent 143k on lawyers and bail since Jube 2014 alone .

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tfw people say ur qt

>>8639865
Damn, how much do you even have left after all that?

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>>8639865
June holy shit the pain killers fucked me sorry for the typos girls.
>>8639825
Yeah I am awful at shaving after using a beard to hide my girly face while repressing

>don't worry I know I'm ugly

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>>8639873
I am not comfortable saying but let's say the cyber cafe and bitcoin farm sustained me well enough that I bought a silver bmw e92 m5 for my birthday this year two weeks out of prison and am buying my fiancee an Evo X for Christmas this year.

>dat smg paddle shift 500 hp v10

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im not going to go to some brown man in spain to butcher my face im going to get my face pounded in and my wallet robbed by a big strong handsome charming white man in america called deschamps instead

>>8639886
Well are we talking six figures here, or seven?

euugghhghhhhhhhhhhffffffffffffhhhhhhhhhhjhhfgh

>>8639879
yeah honestly even just electrolysis or laser alone would help a lot for your face

and also stick with whatever glasses you had on in the first picture. if theyre not yours, buy similar

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please dont warn deschamps that the 5'2" girl going to him is a actually a diaper wearing ddlg pseudo-nazi white supremacist

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>tfw cute girls are nice to u

>>8639886
giv money pls

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>>8639886
>>8639879
wait are you actually a TRUE TRANS HOMOSEXUAL transexual?

>low iq ( spends money on cars when needs ffs)
>goes to jail for drug problems (many hsts have problems with going to jail)
!!!!!?!!!!!!!!??!/1?!!?!?!

>>8639891
I cannot say how much I've made but the lawyer and bail fee are only a third of the total losses. People disappeared with fronts, storage units got looted, a legit business partner Scott Montgomery, skipped town with 43k of my money that was supposed to buy a food truck, my third in command Skyler Jones died with 43k in product at his house. Gone before I knew he died. Two of my strong men Carlos Hardy (Monster) and Robert Culotta robbed my driver and partners while I was in prison and fled to Buffalo new york...

I have Enough to continue an independent life style but the situation has been phenomenally unstable.

>>8639907
Are you on the autism spectrum

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>tfw on the autism spectrum

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>>8639895
They are my fiancee's. :3

she is super shy about wearing glasses. I am definitely getting lasered soon.
>>8639898
What service would you like to perform?>>8639901
I have no idea what that means, I am a bisexual transgender girl dating a cis lesbian.

>low IQ
I scored a 34 on the ACT first try as a junior, puts me in the 99.98th percentile. I am the second smartest in a room of 2000 statistically. I was still repressing in March of this year. I JUST ordered hormones.

also race cars keep me from suicide

goddamnit i feel physically sick my nerves are so high, uughghghhhhhhhh like what a fucking mess i wanna vomit

>>8639907
Sounds like the drug trade. I've made my money other ways, cleaner ways. I just wanted to get some perspective from the only other mtf I've seen on /lgbt/ that isn't poor, or living off of inheritance money.

>>8639908
I supposedly have Aspergers but think that was a misdiagnosis of my repression symptoms

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>>8639918
>99.98th percentile
>not smart enough to realize you were trans and to transition when you were a kid
>is agp autist
ROFL

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>tfw diagnosed with aspergers

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DOnot trap yourselfs
we are men with chemical problems of the brain.
you can cure yourself.
if your over 5'7" START your 2 year long no fap and cure your agp fetish that has taken over your life
>>8639932
i have turbo autism type 3.
also doggies are cuter then bun buns

>>8639918
>What service would you like to perform?
I dont have any skills and I am ugly and worthless
I just want ffs and or srs and a hair transplant so I stip being ugly and worthless

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>>8639934
what's type 3

>>8639934
kitties are cuter than doggies

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>>8639924
>realize you were trans and transition

I was adopted into a family in a fundamentalist christian cult in the 1990s midwest(small town North Dakota)

I couldn't imagine being brave enough to tell my Father, a pastor, I was secretly a girl inside who liked boys and girls, so I got on T and repressed and boxed/committed victimless crimes/street raced/developed combat and survival skills in my best caricature of an insecure cis boy.

>my favorite overpriced special snowflake rifles

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any good autism quizzes? the results on this weren't very interesting

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>>8639938
its my turbo autism, self diganoosed. it involves being an ageplayer and pretending im a 6 year old girl, and being shy and stutering and being a pseudo nazi white supremacist diaper wearer.
>>8639939
NO TAKE IT BACK ;O; u make this dig dog cwy ;~;

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>>8639942
http://www.aspietests.org/raads/index.php
>>8639943
being a nazi is bad stop being a nazi

>>8639949
im literally going to ask my daddy to get me this for my birthday along with a 500$ teddy bear. http://www.ww2sale.com/german-womens-colonel-officer-uniforms-package-replica-wws001.html

>>8639942
these tests are always bad because they're black and white, you need a psych to ask questions to further understand the context of certain behaviors and feelings, asking people if they have a hard time socializing could answer any number of mental illnesses

>>8639943
diapers are gross. don't be a gross girl.

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>>8639955
im not gross im just stinky stinky!!!!

>>8639953
get this nice hat instead
http://www.ww2sale.com/Ussr-Soviet-Military-WWII-Army-Garrison-Cap-With-Badge-361373219902.html

>>8639958
tfw sniffing travis's stinky towel >o<

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>>8639958
No you are definitely gross sweetpea. <3

I don't even like anime much but...

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>>8639961
DIGUSTING.
>>8639964
he is a stinky winky >o<
>>8639967
my 6'4" daddy is going to put u in time outsies if you keep calling me gross

>>8639954
no i mean i just wanted a fun colourful graphic instead of the yes-autistic or no-not chart, i def don't think i am

see this is more fun>>8639949

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>>8639968

>>8639934
ben?

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>>8639978
no its me diaperfag/puffybut/shota trap mtf/pullup princess

good night

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>>8639989
good night

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>>8639949
feels neurotypical man

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how many autisms do i have.
>>8639989
bye bye

yo how do you choose what lipstick color looks best on you? like ideally something natural looking

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>>8640002
what if you photoshop a picture of yourself with different colors

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>>8639998
IMPORTANT strawpoll for my autism diagnosis
http://www.strawpoll.me/13546749
>>8640002
its based on your skin temperature just google it

>>8640002

I just compared the lipstick to my naked lips and got the closest looking one. It looks pretty natural.

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>>8639949
wew higher than i expected. i think some dysphoria related answers brought up the social relatedness stat

>>8640005
i can also just go to the store and try stuff on lol

i'm looking for wisdom

like i'd heard something like "your nipple color is a good natural looking color" but idk
>>8640009
yeah i've read that i'm just asking if anyone has like a personal trick they use or whatevet
>>8640016
hmmm ok

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>>8640018
>total score 18
>higher then expected
i literally have over 900% more autism then you. you have very low autism you neurotipy

>>8640019
my lips are darker than my nipples

>>8640023
<3 i believe you

>>8640025
:3

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>>8640028
daddy loves his little mega-autistic retarted daugther^w^

how bad dysphoria am i gonna get from watching blue is the warmest colour?

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if i talk to the therapist about my factorio factory and my doll/plushie collection and my legos for a couple hours straight and show her my two new 3ds xl's will she give me the autism diagnosis for free

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>>8640033
sertii what did you mean by this

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>>8640045
she is a predatory transbian WATCH OUT

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>>8640046
no shes a nice friendly transbian

>>8640042
idk if that's 'for free'. i think that's sorta more for a terrible terrible price :(

I want a dick in my butt

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>>8640050
what did u mean by this
are you saying she wont want to listen to me talk about my things

>>8640042
You obviously are autistic, tell her about your weird diaper shit

>>8640037
i mean like im gonna wanna shave til i can't feel any facial hair at all right, or the movie'll give me a panic attack?

>>8640054
i mean you're genuinely autistic, i hope she's able to support you

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>>8640055
i dont think diapers are part of the diagnoses but i could tell her about them i guess.
maybe talk about how im my 6'4": daddy doms little girl too and how i sleep with a paci and a big teddy bear
>>8640062
yes im pretty artistic.yeah i need to go to therapy to get everything fixed out like my autism and i have hallucinations and hear voices and im very paranoid and suicidal

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im a stinky winky little baby !!!!! and i sure do want to sniffy daddys musky armpits >///<

how do i change my therapist to a female therapist bc the calming-effect of estrogen's made me a lot more able to attune with other people's feelings and after how long i've known this male therapist i can basically read his thoughts off his face and idk if that should be possible with someone like that

like most of the time now i feel like it's his insecurities i'm trynna assuage

is it wrong that i hate hons, they're the sole reason behind the image of trans women being so poor. when so many people think of tranners they think of gross hairy agp crossdressing hons, when there are heaps of feminine, passing trans chicks that they just don't know exist

>>8640070
You scare me.

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ya let me down puff

>>8640070
Stinky dinky winky pinky finky minky diapees?

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>>8640088
whyd you filter sheen

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i ship penelope and boss from hamtaro ddlg 4 life <3~~~~
>>8640085
sowwy but im just a wittle baby ;~;
>>8640088
;o;
>>8640077
hons will always exist as their will always be 40 year old sissys that are "trans"
>>8640090
the stinky winkiest diapey wiapeies!!!

>>8640091
she made diaper threads

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>>8640088
:(

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>>8640096
that was fake sheen
>>8640097
hugg

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>>8640096
that wasn't me, that was puffy.butt using my name :(

>>8640099
well sheen w a trip isn't blocked, so it's fine, all's just in the world

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>>8640097
do u really want to be an autist like me
>>8640100
i never made a thread with your name it was one of the other diaper posters

>>8640100
you're not blocked. did think it was you tho

>>8640104
I love you

Why does my trans friend constantly remind me "you don't understand because you're cis" and often imply that all non-trans people have a latent hatred of trans people, and everything that goes wrong in her life is due to her being trans? Getting sick of this.

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>>8640104
oh wait i did nvm oopsies sowwy ;~;
>>8640106
ily 2 (but no transbianismo)

>>8640108
Yes transbianismo

>>8640107
are you cis? is she right? sounds like she's right

>>8640107
its true tho
you might have empathy but you have no real idea how bad it is

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>>8640109
NO NOT ALLOWED ILLEGAL