My mother found my dildo.. How do I prove to ger im not gay.

>>8633111
Tell her it's just to practice for your gfs girlpenis ;)

>>8633111
>just sexually confused, maybe straight
tell her this
say you've been masturbating to too much sissy shit lately and it's melting your brain

it'll be awkward but it's best to just get it over with

>>8633127

I dony really watch sissy stuff though.

I should also mention she found the dildo and cage in my bathroom. Everyone left the house and nobody used that bathroom but me, but apparently she was actually home and needed all the garbage, so she knew they had to be mine.

>>8633163
just tell her she's a prude
this works 99.99% of the time

>>8633163
>I dony really watch sissy stuff though.
>really
In other words you do.

Just explain to her that you're an AGP.

>>8633219

I mostly watch twinkxtwink and bara/twink porn..

Just tell her it's none of her business

>>8633227

But she keeps asking me "are you gay?" "Why are you gay" "why do you think you are gay" "

Say, "There are nerve endings in every person's butt, including straight people." Because she literally just thinks you're gay because you stuck something in your ass. Which is absolutely stupid.

>>8633224
Where do you find decent bara/twink porn??

I never watch gay porn because it tends to be really lame and boring. I find myself reading gay fanfiction written by insane fujoshi.

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>>8633235
Maybe you should just put her out of her misery and then do yourself the same kindness, Anonymous!

>>8633111
>dildo
is normal
>chastity cage
wew

>she confronted me
holy shit, invasive and tactless is she
most would pretend nothing happened

ether way tell her its your private life, lock your room and politely explain her you need privacy
and be the girl you want to be

>>8633267

Im not a girl though.

>>8633276
sure thing, dear

>>8633292
deliberately misgendering people is a hate crime you know

>>8633292

Why are you saying im a girl?

>>8633248
Not the other anon, but there's a >>/hm/ thread >>1532618 (NSFW, obvi) with some baraxtwink gifs.

>>8633306
No only trans people.

>>8633111
If you depend on her for anything(which you do because you live in her house) then placate her until you are financially independent, after which you should tell her that she does not own you.

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>just sexually confused, maybe straight.
>I mostly watch twinkxtwink and bara/twink porn..

>>8634362

Idk. I don't think I am gay-gay.

Prank gift? I'm not gay and that's what happened to me. I ended up with a dildo at a white elephant exchange, left it in my parents' garage, and forgot about it. I've never really bothered to check, but I'm sure someone found it by now. It's never been brought up, though.

>>8633111
Dude, your a fag thou

>>8633111
Stop shaving your legs, starting eating protein and hitting the gym. You'll stop being confused in no time, good kuck anon, it worked for me!

>>8633111
>How do I prove to her im not gay?

A gay certainly wouldn't wake her up one morning going down on her.

Hint hint.

>>8635245
Yeah, he'll know for sure that he wants to suck on bara or twink dick.

It was just a joke mom! It was the medication I was on I swear!

>>8635261
What the fug

>>8635240

I dont think I am, how?

>>8635235

they were in the sink though..

>>8633111
just tell her it's none of her business

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>>8633111

Make love to her passionately. Nothing says heterosexual like ravaging her every hole.

>>8633111
So, you're probably gay. You just don't want to take on the gay "culture" and that's OK, not everyone who is gay goes that way. But all it comes down to is what you gets you off sexually. I mean it's possible you could be into fem-dom and pegging, but you've made no mention of women, so honey, you're gay.

As for Mom - you're going to have to confront her on the toys. You can TRY the "they're not for me...they're for my BOYFRIEND" trick, the whole "i'm preserving my masculinity because I'm not the one being penetrated thing". That actually works with straight people, you get more respect points if you're not the bottom.

You can also lie about your sexuality and tell her you're just experimenting. Remind her it's [the current year] and that people are exploring more. You heard this was fun so you thought you'd give it a go.

See that's what makes me sure you're gay - the porn you're jerking off to is gay. You haven't reported an attraction to women. You probably just don't fit your own stereotypes of gay, but most young gays are like that. As you get older, you'll either get comfortable to take on some of those mannerisms or continue to reject them.

Still means you're as gay as the day is long, though.

>>8633111
This is one of the reasons I'm super scared of having any sex toy.

They will first ask if I'm gay then I will try to lie and break down crying and at the end they will find all the disgusting things about me like the fact I'm a repressing tranny who is trying to just be a gay dude instead.

>>8635959

But sometimes I watch a little straight porn or sissy kinda porn that kinda has girls in it, though i slightly self-insert as the girl, but i'm still getting off to the girl I think.

>>8635261
>>8635809

gross, why even suggest that?

>>8635809

also why the attached pic of that weird looking woman from star trek

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>>8633111
Stop worrying what your parents think about you.
Educate yourself and get a job so that you can move out and support yourself.
You can't make other people think things, you can only try to influence them.
Most likely she already thinks you're degenerate and there is probably nothing you can do to change her mind.
Just accept it and move on.
If she tries to argue with her, tell her that your private life is none of her business.

>>8635755

Like that'd work with a mother who just found sex toys in her son's room.

>>8635308

What medication?

>>8633111
Just tell her your girlfriend left it there after you were having sex with her.

>>8633111
Just tell her its a dildo, you use it for dildo things and thats it.

>ctrl+f "pillow"
>0 results
You're slipping, /lgbt/.

>>8633111
Tell her it is a dog chew toy and that shaping it like a dildo is just a funny, hip, new trend.

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>>8636580
this

op, buy 2 more dildos and tape them to a fidget spinner and say you were building the newest cool toy

let me lock your dick up.

that'll solve the problem somehow!

>>8636500

I've never had a girlfriend before. She suspected I sucked off my best friend once though.

>>8636844
what led you mother to suspect that?

>larp

>>8636859

We slept in my room together a lot over a week and she caught him sleeping in my bed one morning. Also no we didnt do anything sexual, it was just cold on the couch.

>ger
Is this a new pronoun or something...? i don't get this

>>8635245
>You'll stop being confused in no time, good kuck anon, it worked for me!
does this happen in real life?

>>8633111
You create variations on this thread over and over day after day.
Just stop.

>>8635959
not him but I only watch straight porn for the pure animal sex drive thing and most other attraction is towards males, e.g. looking at pics of cute guys, checking guys out, falling in love with guys, saving lots of yaoi pics...

what am I?

>>8635994
How often? I'm gay, but I've had sex with women, I've jerked off to straight porn before (like last week even) but I'm still gay.

I mean it's possible you're bi? When you think about the future, do you see yourself with a male partner? Female partner? And put yourself in an idea circumstance - so like a gay city if with a guy, or a nice neighborhood with a woman.

Could also be you're not interested in relationships and just sex.

Honestly though this feels too much like what I was used to.

>>8636992
Probably gay. There was a porn studio a few years ago called straight guys for gay eyes. It was straight porn but focused more on the guys.

I mean if it quacks like a duck, walks like a duck, looks like a duck...

This isn't hard to figure out, people...or is it? I remember thinking I was bi, but I -KNEW- even then I was just trying to condition myself into it. Sure I could cum to women but it took a LOT of effort and wasn't what I was "naturally" drawn to.

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Dildo - Tell her about the male prostate, and how stimulating it gives better orgasms. Extremely awkward, yes, but hey, she already knows you stick it up your butt.

Chastity cage - Tell her you're into Female Domination, and explain how it's basically reverse 50 Shades Of Gray. She's read the book, or knows at least 5 women who have, guaranteed.

>>8636151
Because incest is always hot when it's someone else's mom

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>>8638259
Are you seriously suggesting that this kid mansplain to his mom about the prostate and anal orgasms?!?
I mean...

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>>8638326
You gotta admit the cringe would be epic. Let's hope OP films the conversation.

Use it to show her how bad you are at giving head.

>"Look ma I can't be gay I didn't even put it in the right end!"

>>8638326
KEK

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>>8633111
She wouldn't have found your chastity cage if you were wearing it like a good boy.

>>8638853

Still wouldve found the dildo.

>>8633248
myreadingmanga.info

>>8633248

pornhub.com

>>8633111
Just say its what your mistress demanded you wear when ever you see her.

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>>8633248
This, and it's always super uncomfortable and awkward. I HATE gay porn, there's no passion, it's just two dudes fucking, and the bottom always looks like he wants to kill himself. At least they could do some poppers or something beforehand, at least try to get in the mood.

Gay4pay was a mistake.

>>8635967
Just keep them somewhere with a lock on it, don't fucking leave them out in the goddamned bathroom. Most people encounter a locked box and move along, and if they ask, just say it's your porn box.

Or, you know, move the fuck out and have a house full of dildos.

This thread pretty much confirms for me that the average poster on this board is around 17.

>>8640504
And don't get me started on gay S&M porn. Even fucking Kink.com has started to suck, like they're just phoning it in. The only way to find good porn of a dude being tied up and used is to go full retard and get into femdom porn, so now I have a complex where I want a latex clad woman to stomp on my balls. Even forced bi is good, but that's like a fucking unicorn, especially when you hate cuck shit.

I had a lot more typed up but I definitely went off the rails and started talking some weird shit.

>>8633111
Stop being some weirdo with a dildo and chastity cage.
Fucking ew seriously.

>>8640590

How is it gross?

>>8633111
Tell her you were proud of your dick size so you ordered a dildo in the same exact size as a trophy

>>8635175
You are so gay, you big parfait!
You flaming, one-man cabaret!

>>8642995

Not that gay

>>8635994
Hey man listen. If you watch primarily gay porn, and watch straight porn but kinda put yourself as the girl, you are gay. It may hurt to here but I went through the same thing. If you use a dildo and a chastity cage, it must be for pleasure right? Its what you enjoy and that's fine. Being gay is okay. Just tell your mom you were experimenting and you regret it and pretend to throw them away. But you need to start trying to accept yourself for who you are and not care about what others think of you.

Plus being gay is pretty okay once you get the hang of it

>>8644804
>Plus being gay is pretty okay once you get the hang of it

How do you get over the initial hump of shame, though? I'm really not sure how to just "not care" what people think as well.

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>>8644165
pretty gay bro
>>8644810
>the initial hump of shame
just keep humpin baby

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Damn, I hope I have a gay kid just to fuck with him like this
>hey son, I was looking around your bathroom and found this massive horsecock. Do you know whose it could be? I think we have a mystery dildo on our hands

just say
>dildo
Ur gf
>cock cage(lmao)
dunno maybe something for a prank on your firned

>>8633111
Should've put that in a more obscure place, faggot, kill yourself