Getting ready for anal?

Extra info: he's scatophobic, so it's gotta get the job done. enough so for one night anyways.

>>8619252
Use douches. They're less intense then enemas

>>8619252
It doesn't matter you're not into enema. Do it so your ass is properly cleaned for your boyfriend.

>My bf really likes to play video games, but I'm not into televisions or anything like that. So what's the best way to play video games without having to look at a screen?

lol
Being a functioning adult isn't really your thing, is it?

>>8619252
microlax

Eat more fiber and you should just be able to shit before getting fucked and be clean.

>>8619337
>>8619313
More like
>Boyfriend hates shit so much he only poops at most twice a week.
It's not like he wants this for me anymore than I do. He just wants me to be available. A "not have your cake, but still eat it," situation.

>>8619347
Is that just a simple laxative? It wouldn't like, annihilate my innards, would it?

>>8619362
How much fiber we talking? Like, a healthy, normal amount? Or ungodly quantities?

>>8619252
It's perfectly reasonable to dislike enemas. And it's perfectly reasonable to be scatophobic. What's not reasonable is trying to mesh those two things. Either one of you needs to compromise, or y'all need to decide you're sexually incompatible.

Now, I'd say just take a shit before hand, and make him wear a condom. Condoms prevent shit dick, and a good shit before hand will ensure the condom doesn't get too brown...

>>8619416
Well he's overly so. If he sees any discoloration, he's done for that night.