Cis LesGen

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>>8609305

they're going to get soaked if it rains
>not in the fun way either

>>8609305
>Do you venture out much or are you a homebody?
I tend to stay home a lot but I like to venture out around where I live, particularly around rural areas/woodlands
>What are your favorite outdoor hobbies, sports and other activities?
I really enjoy walking far around places I haven't been before and taking pictures of nice scenery.
In terms of sport, I mainly just run but I'd like to find a sport that I enjoy and can do on my own

>>8609351
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfWVn0GF48Q

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>>8609305
I like to fish and bbq
that's about the extent of my outdoors enjoyment
>I haven't really fished since 2013
>mostly little bitty bluegill at the local lake

>>8609305
Not lesbian but your picture got my attention.
That shit is not going to stand any kind of wind. It's just for a photoset.

Learn how 2 tarp setup you poser dykes that can't innawoods.

>>8609476
>>8609305
>>8609320

Wasn't gonna say anything but this is tumblr tier

How much would I bet those hard sided suit cases hold camera equipment for the day?

>>8609476
>>8609525
It tripped my bs alarm that they only had a blanket on the ground
>sharp pointy bits poking you and waking up with stiff joints

>>8609476
>>8609525
>>8609570
They're also wearing hella makeup.

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>>8609476
>>8609525
It's a photo shoot for two lesbians engagement prior to their marriage. Of course you can't get that quality photography without setting up a professional shoot. Engagement/wedding photos often have that canned planned element and choice of pretty over realistic props.

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>>8609305
>Do you venture out much or are you a homebody?
~3:1 homebody:outdoorsy.

>What are your favorite outdoor hobbies, sports and other activities?
Hiking! Scrambling up tree roots and hopping from rock to rock across streams and stuff like that is the shit. It's also really exciting hiking in a biome I've never experienced before, makes me want to jump up and down like a little kid. Swimming in the summer, especially if there's something to dive off, swim to/from, or underwater life to look at! I don't like pools. Skiing in the winter!

Used to go camping and fishing a lot as a kid (was a girl scout for ages). Casually into windsurfing as a teen. Enjoy kayaking quite a bit but don't do it that often.

>What would you be willing to do to impress a qt?
I can't think of anything that I wouldn't do anyway, other than deal with spiders. I'm fucking terrified of spiders but I was always the designated spider remover when I went camping with other girls.

>>8609687
>designated spider remover
ah, the lesbian's niche

>>8609729
Yep. See also: packhorse, wood chopper, investigator of scary noises, warm jacket/sweater library, one of the brackets in a cold tent, etc etc.

>>8609687
How come no one ever eats you out as thanks for dealing with the spider for them? It's common decency people.

>>8609783
Because straight girls are the worst.

>>8609388
Actually, it appears I lied to you.

http://www.apa.org/monitor/feb02/newdata.aspx

>>8609305
hey I made it!
I'm the "except me thank god" anon

Whelp, I got offered a threesome tonight.

>>8610084
Go on...

>>8610112
My friend asked if I'd like to got out for a few beers. I said sure, and joined her and her gang in doing so - I hadn't met the other people she invited before. Turns out one of them is in a casual fugging relationship with another one, and she was also extremely horny and apparently took an interest in me. She made it quite obvious throughout the night that she'd like for the three of us to get it on; she started touching me, stroked my neck and shoulders, and "joked" about us undressing. She wasn't really my type though and at some point she was decently drunk and just up and went home (after trying to convince me to join her).

>>8610156
>wasn't really my type though
Shame. At least it's an ego boost, right?

I seem to attract short thicc extroverts. Why can't I like girls that like me?

>>8610156
She sounds hot. Why weren't you interested? I mean you let her stroke your neck and shoulders.

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>tfw the woe of your professional meltdown makes /clg/'s news

>>8610317
That picture gets me every time. The cat's face is just perfect.

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>>8610317
Hope your shadowing thing goes well tomorrow!

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>>8610388
Th-thanks... you're so kind. Knowing that one or two anons are actually rooting for me makes me feel determined to totally obliterate this interview/shadow thing and report back with a proper job offer this time.

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>>8610455
You'll do fine. You got this!

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>What do you mean you've never been with a werewolf before? I thought you said you were gay, anon
Your response?

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>>8610615
Thankfully I have prepared for the hairy invasion.

>>8610615
i want to kill myself

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>>8610455

>>8609351
Not to mention that guitar has a death warrant.

>>8610194
>At least it's an ego boost, right?

True. Always nice to have girls hit on you.

>I seem to attract short thicc extroverts

tfw no tall extrovert gf

>>8610224
Well, getting my neck and shoulders touched is way different from getting my vagina touched. I just didn't find her particularly attractive I guess, and am not interested in participating in a threesome either.

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>>8610317
It happens when your life is interesting enough to have other anons follow. Please enjoy a cute kitty pic as recompense.
>tfw when the most interesting thing to happen all week is finding a new lunch place which keeps screwing up your boss's order
>tfw too boring to make the news in your own OP

I've pretty much conquered my animu backlog. Tell me your favourite animu or give me recs on what to watch next, pls.

>>8611731
I'm assuming you're following all the yuri this season and seen all the usual yuri.
So to list an obscure and rarely discussed series with yuri, have you watched Read or Die? It has weird superpower action, a spyish plot, books lots of books and yuri dynamics with three different pairings of girls.

>>8611771
>I'm assuming you're following all the yuri this season

I actually just started looking into the seasonal animu today, where's the yuri at?

>Read or Die

I've come across it but never watched it. Seems interesting enough though, I'll be sure to watch it soon. Thanks, Anon.

>>8611788
In order of approximate yuri-levels:
Centaur no Nayami
Symphogay
Action Heroine
New Game
Princess Principal
Re:Creators
Hina Logi
Battle Girl High School
Kakegurui

There's NTR too but unranked as NTR a shit. The doses of rage are brief though, so not that bad I am told.

Why do I have the fashion sense of a 50 year old guy at a BBQ?

What happened to HEMA anon?

My GF got called to work a little bit ago and I've been left at her hugely massive house all alone.

It's creepy and also I don't know what to do. If it wasn't pissing down the rain I'd sit outside but it is so I'm not.

I can't get her tv to come on so I just left it alone. She told me several times to just wait for her but I'm really uncomfortable, I've never been here alone and I want to go but I don't know how to open the garage and get my car.

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>>8611888
she got stabbed for really reals and has to have surgery

>>86117
Dennou Coil.

>>8611771
>obscure and rarely discussed series
Damn, has it really been relegated to obscurity? I remember when it was a staple.

>>8612068
Ugh, one of those was supposed to be for >>8611731

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>>8611872
I sometimes I wish I had the near perfect hair and skin of a korean celebrity, or hell, the average korean.

I slightly dislike how masc/butch I dress and act sometimes.

>>8612023
Wait, did she post about it here? I missed it

>>8612018
Take a nap until she gets back. Make yourself something to eat.

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Where the hell is everyone? Threads have been dull lately.

>>8612323
I'm deeply suspicious that the thread is secretly populated by a bunch of normies avoiding college homework.

>>8612323
I'm wondering the same thing. Best scenario is, they're getting laid somewhere and coming to tell lewd stories anytime soon.

>>8612068
When is the last time you saw a thread of it on /u/ or even a mention (and it wasn't me who posted it...) and it's not on even listed as a mention on the /u/ anime rec chart even though I agree with you, it's a classic. Whereas Strawberry Panic will never die...
>>8612214
No. I hope >>8612023 is just bullshitting but who knows.
>>8612018
Every garage has a button somewhere to open the door. Look for it or contact your gf and ask her how to open it.

>>8612345
We can only hope.

>>8609305
>Do you venture out much or are you a homebody?
When I was younger I was going out as often as I was in. Now, mostly nesting at home with an occasional outing.
>What are your favorite outdoor hobbies, sports and other activities?
I think I've done a little of everything but I guess favorites are: hiking, camping, rock climbing, white water rafting, swimming, snowboarding, beach volleyball and tennis. I want to learn to surf if I ever live near a good coast for it.
>What would you be willing to do to impress a qt?
More like what haven't I've done. Good thing I just do a lot of random shit anyway so it's not hard to find some way to connect with a girl. Recently, I've been getting more /fit/ for my gf and planning my proposal.

>>8612346
I try my best to ignore 99% of /u/ these days but I would have thought some of the revived interest from the publication of the 12th LN would have trickled through. Guess it didn't. I reluctantly understand why people don't watch stuff like Noir anymore, but ROD deserves to stick around.

Strawberry Panic is a classic though; 10+ years later and it's still just as sidesplitting as it was when it aired.

>>8612425
I'm sure more people watch Noir these days than RoD.

>>8612400
>planning my proposal
How are you going to do it?

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>>8612340
Ugh. Damn normies and their exciting social lifestyles.

>>8612433
Whaaaat. I can't imagine that being true. El Cazador maybe, but even ~5 years ago I only ever heard people talk about how inaccessible Noir and Madlax are.

>>8612459
What? Noir is at least twice as known as El Cazador.

>>8612459
>>8612469
Let's just say all of these classics are about 1/100th as well known as Sakura Trick and Flip Flappers in current /u/. We're splitting hairs on classics that people rarely talk about.

>>8612469
Doubt.

>>8612487
Well FlipFlaps is super recent, and it deserves love. ST can die in a fire though.

>>8612505
>Doubt
The only objective numbers I can give you are from MAL. Noir has been registered as watched by 26k~ people and El Cazador by 14k~.

And if you take anecdotal evidence into account I have certainly seen more Noir threads in the past 5 years in /a/ than El Cazador ones, I would say by a 5:1 ratio maybe. RoD threads were about as common as Noir threads but in the past 2 years I've seen a bit more Noir threads than RoD ones.

>>8612438
I don't know yet, I only started thinking about it last night. I tried to casually bring up the jewelry thing with my gf last night and she gave me the What Fucking Moronic Thing are You Up to Now look.
I think we will decide on where we are doing for vacation end of July and let her pick. Then I'll find a scenic location in those parts. It's not until September, plenty of time.

>>8612549
MAL and /a/ aren't really good measures because they're certainly not watching either anime for the yuri appeal. Noir is more well-known as an anime in general and always has been but El Cazador has arguably more popularity for yuri fans because the ending is conclusively happy.

>>8612549
I'm specifically skeptical that it's being watched by fresh yuri fans, not that it has reached more people overall.

>>8612581
And supposedly the subtext is clearer, or something. And it lacks the hilarious flashbacks.

>>8609305
I'm ftm, would you date me?

>>8612672
Do you look like a cute tomboy?

>>8612677
i'm look like a ordinary guy

>>8612685
Disgusting.

>>8612688
why? I have a muscles, short hair, testosterone and pussy. Is this not enough?

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>>8612734

>>8612734
So basically you're a hairy manlet with the arms of a 15 year old that hits the gym with an ugly-ass pussy? Sounds pathetic.

>>8612748
>hairy manlet with the arms of a 15 year old that hits the gym with an ugly-ass pussy?
Typical butch

>>8612734
She's fucking lesbian, she likes girls not boys. You're a boy with a vag, by the sound of it.

What are some lesbian-specific red/green flags?

>>8612811
>green flag
muscular forearms

>>8612811
If she doesn't have a cat ABORT

>>8612811
>red flags
masculinity, short hair, bad manners

>>8612883
I like this criteria.

>>8612883
This. She's not a true lesbian if she doesn't love pussy that much, she adopts at least one.

Im going in for a job interview soon. Give me strength pls.

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Vet tech anon, how did it go?

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>>8612954
Good luck anon!

>>8612954
Good luck, friend!

>>8612954
I give you my spirit energy! GANBATTE.

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>>8612954
Sending you strength and a qt for inspiration. What is your interview for?

>>8612672
Why would an ftm want to date a lesbian? Surely that would invalidate her transness.

Do mtfs beg for dates in gay threads?

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Today's the first Friday in over half a year that I'll be spending alone at home. This is supposed to be the best opportunity to play vidya all night long, but I'm not feeling any of the vidya that are currently in my backlog.

>>8613023
>Today's the first Friday in over half a year that I'll be spending alone at home.
I legit forgot that girlfriends exist for a second there, was going to ask what kind of hellish social life you have.

>>8613013
Straight girls don't like pussy as much as lesbians

>>8612400
>snowboarding
Degeneracy

>>8613036
I don't have a gf. ;_;
There are a few friends I usually go out with on Fridays. None of them have time tonight, but I met one of them yesterday and will meet another one tomorrow, so it's all good.

>>8613057
Oh. I guess I forgot going out with friends was a thing too. Wow it's been a while since I had a life.

I don't have any friends.

>>8613069
We're your friends anon.

>>8612939
Me too.

>>8613023
So binge an entire anime series instead.

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>>8613069
Neither do I.
It's going to be another lonely weekend for me.

I also don't have any internet friends. How pathetic I am?

>>8613133
I plan to finally start watching Fate/Stay night today. Already caught up on seasonal animu.

>>8613069
>>8613109
D-Don't feel too ronery, watch some animu or play vidya with /clg/.

>>8613168
I actually find it harder to make friends with people online than in real life.

>>8613177
clg is filled with normies that don't play vidyas.

>>8613168
Probably just lazy, it takes effort. Also I agree with >>8613177 that it can actually be harder than IRL.

>>8613184
Haven't you heard? Vidyas are a normie thing nowadays.

>>8613177
I'm not much gamer. What games are popular right now?

>>8613204
Mobile games don't count.

>>8613228
Do you not realize how many normies play regular video games? Try venturing outside of 4chan.

>>8613228
I still play Subway Serfers while shitting.

>>8613249
The only mobile game that I play is HayDay. The little farm animals are adorable.

>>8613208
Overwatch and Playerunknown's Battleground? I mainly play single player and I hardly ever buy games at release, and I've been faring really well with that.

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Hey lesgen, currently sitting with some friends while they play rings of fire. They're starting to get drunk as shit, their phrases have to end in "I'm gay", among other things.

Meanwhile I'm sitting here not drinking cause taking anti depression meds and anxiolytics and no one knows.


AMA...

>>8613359
Overwatch is lame. Playerunknown's Battleground is awesome, though.

>>8613007
Just a regular retail position, but this one would be a perfect fit for me. Im not gonna let it get me too down if i dont get it tho.

>>8613388
Okay.
What did you tell your friends when they asked you why you are not drinking or playing?
Do they not know that you're depressed?

>>8613388
Nice blouse and top.

>>8613485
I simply said I was taking meds, they didn't ask any further questions. Dunno what they think about it, some might suspect something's up. Only my sis knows.

>>8613521
Thanks, I try to wear it femmely so as not to look like a stereotype

>>8613388
what's causing your depression/anxiety, anon?

>>8613539
Don't be femme just to avoid a stereotype. Be as girly or as boyish as you feel each day.

https://spankbang.com/ce08/video/mistresst+lesbian+cuckold+meets+the+bull

why did i masturbate to this

>>8613573
I suspect I've been dealing with anxiety since I was an early teen, if not earlier, but it was very faint. I've always felt anxious in big crowds, then I started having public eating anxiety, and it's gotten worse with my OCD (which I've had since pretty much forever).

Then 2016 was a very stressing year, and I wish I could say it was just because of college projects fails. A lot of people died, mostly family of close friends. Deaths no one would have imagined. Things changed a lot and I began to realise my own mortality. The idea that I'll never see those people again, that they're forever inert, it terrifies me.

I started having panic attacks and sleeping disturbances. It's been over a year and I can't wake up without feeling extremely exhausted, body practically asleep, unable to even properly talk. I went through some really bad times. No motivation to live.

Started taking meds in March, getting better slowly.

>>8613594
Some days I feel like being my natural tomboy self is embarrassing, so I try to be femme and it comes off tomboy and rough.

>>8613620
How tomboy are you naturally? Why does it feel embarrassing sometimes?

>>8613633
I sit with my legs widespread. I have a natural tendency to hunch my back a bit, all of my poses and movements just have a bit of masculinity to them, I can't really explain it. Then I also tend to wear comfy clothes and speak with a low-ish voice (I'm only really trying to project it.

It's embarrassing because people seem to be catching onto my gay and are probably just waiting for me to come out. It makes me feel like a stereotype, not much of an identity beyond the token lesbian, and that bothers me.


I'm on mobile and ha e low battery. If I stop replying you know why, but I'll make sure to reply to further questions once I get home.

Pure femme lesbian doesn't exist?

>>8613620
>Some days I feel like being my natural tomboy self is embarrassing
This is why y'all aggro femmes are assholes; you make poor cuties like this one feel self-conscious.

Cooking is terrible because the food smells so good but you have to WAIT to eat it. Help.

>>8613689
Your identity can be your interests and views.

Mannerisms, speech and clothing are more superficial than what I could call being a tomboy. Behavior and attitudes.

>>8613755
She just have mentally ill if she wanted to acting like a boy.

>>8613779
Does Bruno Mars Is Gay??
Might wanna get your English checked famalam, it seems to be malfunctioning.

What should I do if I'm home alone for like 3 days?

>tfw scared to go out

>>8613798
have an extended wank
marathon something
play vidya

+dress like a slob, eat trash

>>8613539
Open it up. Let us have a look at them goods.

>>8613785
THE RUMOR COME OUT

>>8613798
>Exercise naked
>Listen to porn at full volume without headphones
>Do the above in a room you never have before

>>8613798
Get drunk and dance!

>>8613902
>>Listen to porn at full volume without headphones
Don't do this if you:
Live in an apartment/condo
Live in a house with thin walls
Have the windows open

Unless you want to share with your neighbours, that is.

>>8613899
Fuckin gets me every time

I posted a few threads ago about a crazy chick I met on HER who had moved in with me. I finally kicked her out yesterday - feels good man. Now I can finally have some sort of a life.

>>8609305
I'm about 50/50.
I enjoy going out and doing stuff, but some nights I would rather not.

I enjoy camping, kayaking, and hiking.

>>8614049
OH MY CHRIST, I'm so glad anon. Good for you! I'd wondered how your situation had turned out. Did she give you a lot of grief about it?

>>8613798
>tfw always home alone and can do all kinds of degenerate things whenever I want to

>>Do you venture out much or are you a homebody?
50/50. I like going out on weekends and being social and seeing friends, but on weekdays that I work I just want to relax when I get home. I work outside year round.
What are your favorite outdoor hobbies, sports and other activities?
I like being outside. Swimming, tanning, going on motorcycle rides, fishing, hanging out at the beach. I like going for walks in the fall when it's not too hot, or to cold and it smells good outside.
What would you be willing to do to impress a qt?
I'm not afraid of anything and I love trying new things. So I'm always up for anything.

>>8614049
GOOD ANON! THANK FUCK!
I'm proud of you!

>>8613689
>>I sit with my legs widespread. I have a natural tendency to hunch my back a bit, all of my poses and movements just have a bit of masculinity to them, I can't really explain it.
Oh god are you me? I'm feminine af looking, but I do those things.

>>8614071
>>8614071
Well basically after I confronted her about it, she ignored me and drove back to her parent's house for about a week. She came back over the weekend, but only because I was out of state. I came back and she had moved a lot of stuff out, and wasn't there when I got back. I texted her to ask if she was moving out, and she said she was just reorganizing. Also all of my plants were unwatered and withering, but hers were just fine.

But she was never at the apartment when I was, and was constantly staying at her friend's house, so I figured out what she was doing - which was basically using my apartment as a free storage unit until she could move into her college dorm in the fall, which she thought she could do as long as she told me that she "would pay me rent asap" but completely avoiding me.

I told her to get her shit out by 5pm that night, and that I was done with her bs. It went surprisingly well, though she did act immature at certain points. I moved all of her stuff by the door and even bagged/boxed most of her odds and ends. I stopped her right as she opened the door. I told her she wasn't touching anything until she gave me her key, and she ranted and raved about how I didn't have permission to touch her stuff. I just told her that she shouldn't have left it at my apartment then.

>>8614150


She got her stuff, and I let her do one last sweep. She took my extra pads and tried to take my diva cup? She also took a bottle of spare contact solution that I had bought to keep at my house for her when she wasn't living there. She got pissy when I told her not to take it, because I don't wear contacts - but it was expensive, so I could give it to my friends that do. She also said I never bought it, and after I explained to her that I did, she said she "never remembered that"

(Which, by the way, I had bought because she was staying at my house overnight about a month after we met when I thought things were good. She had rushed over since she was stressed out from her parents, and didn't have a lot of things. She was also on her period, so I went to the store, bought her contact solution, a whole pack of fresh panties, an electric heating pad, some of her favorite foods, midol, and a toothbrush. You would think somebody would remember something like that, honestly. It was only about 2 months ago.)

She also doubled checked a secret stash of cash that she had in her dresser and told me she was surprised it was still there, then counted it in front of me, like I was a thief or something. Mind you, she hasn't even paid me rent for the two months she's been living with me, but has this stash of cash?

Then she started ripping her little plastic command strips off of the wall, leaving holes in my wallpaper. I told her to leave at that point, gave her like 2 bucks to go buy new ones if they meant so much to her.

>>8614153

I unfriended her on everything, and she blocked me on Facebook. She also told me that this is all my fault because I was "irriationally upset" about how she was talking to my friends about my body reminding her of a man. She said that she only talked about me behind my back because she knew saying it to my face would upset me, and that my actual friends who told me what she was saying were the ones I should be mad at, since they were the ones that told me? Idk, it was fucked up and twisted.

I'm just really happy she's gone desu. I've been talking to other girls for awhile now, but I haven't been able to bring them around because this chick would always make everything about her and try to get them to like her "more" like it was a competition, or get pissed that I didn't invite her when I went out with friends.

Now I can just be chill and have a good time without worrying about basically babysitting her.

>>8613689
>It makes me feel like a stereotype, not much of an identity beyond the token lesbian, and that bothers me.

Well the answer is obvious; go to a posture school, work on your voice, and buy some nice summer dresses.

THEN you come out, nobody will even know what hit 'em.

Since there are few yuri talks here, I would like to ask something

Have any of you ever "accidentally" grope other girls boobies like in muh yuri mango?

>>8614153
Had you said she had to pay rent?

>>8613689
>>8614116
>all of my poses and movements just have a bit of masculinity to them
Same. I look great in a dress until I move, then I look like a circus bear.

>>8614225
It was agreed that she would pay rent when she moved in, however, she wasn't supposed to move in until August. She ended up going on vacation with me at the beginning of June, and as soon as we got back, she started moving stuff into my apartment.

I wasn't going to deter her, since I figured she would be paying me for those months and I was excited to have her moving in (at the time) But she only put in a two job apps, and basically blew whatever other money she had on concert tickets and trips with her friends.

She finally did get a job, but her first day was this Wednesday. It's not lost on me that only once she gets a job and starts hooking up with her ex that she not only starts being openly hostile towards me, but also moving as well.

It's such a shitty feeling to be used the way she used me. It makes me extra self conscious because I try my hardest to be kind to people, and it often gets me taken advantage of.

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>>8612955
It was okay. No Hot Mess Express trainwrecking today, just some sperging out because one of the girls they had me follow around was kind of a snooty bitch and ignored me half the time. Shadowing is awkward enough even when people are making an active effort to include you, much less when they don't acknowledge your presence except to sidestep around you.

Snooty chick apparently ONLY likes dogs and nearly had herself a damn aneurysm when I said I have pet rats. The other one was a super sweet blonde qt who was really easy to feel comfortable around, though. And there was this cool amputation surgery I got to peek in on where the vet sawed off one of this cat's hind legs like a furry Thanksgiving turkey drumstick.

Dunno when I'm meant to hear back from them if they decide to extend an offer. Fingers crossed.

>>8614153
>Mind you, she hasn't even paid me rent for the two months she's been living with me, but has this stash of cash?
Whaaaaaaaaat a cunt. Glad you're quit of her, anon.

>>8613208
Destiny...You need friends though. The gun play and social experince are really good though

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>>8614309
Glad to hear it went OK && I am also crossing my fingers for you.

>pet rats
Rats!! A+ taste!!

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>>8614392
>she knows rattos are highest-tier bros
W I F E M A T E R I A L

>>8614408
Ahhh, look at that little face!! Damn right, I don't know why so many people choose guinea pigs and rabbits and such over them, rats a best (except for cats).

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Why the fuck are there lesbians that use he/him pronouns? I will never understand strong butches.

Anyways I just reached double-digit weight, haven't been this thin since I was 16. Feeling like this happy shiba inu.

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>>8614309
That's great, anon! Glad to hear that it wasn't such a bad experience. Hope you get the position you want.

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>>8614266
>It's such a shitty feeling to be used the way she used me. It makes me extra self conscious because I try my hardest to be kind to people, and it often gets me taken advantage of.
You drew a line when it counted. That's what counts. There's nothing wrong with being kind as long as you know where to draw the line and stand by it. In the future, just draw that line sooner. NEVER be "understanding" towards violations of trust and respect. You can still be casual friends (ie. acquaintances you sorta get along with, act nice and polite to, and might *call* a friend, but don't actually trust) with them, but unless they make serious, genuine amends, just make a note in the back of your head to not trust them again or go to the lengths for them that you would for your real friends.

I like being nice and helpful, even to strangers, but I draw a line when I am clearly being taken advantage of (when people take it for granted that my time is theirs to use for what they want) or stepped on (when people disrespect me and expect me to take it). I reserve that right to say "no" or "get lost" if need be and don't budge on it without a damn good reason. To me that's the secret of being a nice person who doesn't get stepped on. Knowing when to draw the line.

Now stop beating yourself up, go move past those shitty feelings, and embrace the FREEDOM!!!

>>8614392
>>8614408
>>8614436
I really thought the "Rats!! A+ taste!!" thing was a cat joke there...

>>8615187
Ah. Dear me, I can see it might have looked that way.

>>8614436
>Ahhh, look at that little face!!
>I don't know why so many people choose guinea pigs
but anon they face the same faces

>>8613620
>Some days I feel like being my natural tomboy self is embarrassing, so I try to be femme and it comes off tomboy and rough.
Have some sage advice from formerly awkward anon. Embarrassment isn't what others do to you. It's what you do to yourself. And you can control yourself, which means you can control what's embarrassing (to a point, anyhow). Just act self-confident and comfortable (fake it till you got it) and you'll be fine. Social gaffs can be laughed off or palled around instead of weirded out.

I've had a much easier time since I stopped caring or fretting about being "embarrassing" and just relaxed and started being self-assured instead.

>>8615212
Would've been a good joke. But liking rats is cool too.

>>8615159
The term you're looking for is either "FtM" or "trenderqueer".

>>8615159
There is a continuum between lesbians and ftms.

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>>8615233
>same faces
No. Rats are cute and squinty, guinea pigs have a fidget spinner in the middle of their face. See Exhibit A.

>>8615236
>But liking rats is cool too.
Another anon with A+ taste.
t.Human

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>>8615233
I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed in you.

>rat
>sharp, thin face, sleek and handsome, gets all the bitches
>bright clever eyes full of curiosity, always wondering how you're doing in life
>itty bitty twitchy pink button nose
>tiny bear ears that stick straight out, alert, listening for voice of best human buddy
>ickle buck teeth for kindly peeling your band-aids off for you
>guinea pig
>fat blunt face like the chubby girl at summer camp nobody liked
>vacant doe eyes, probably thinking about NOT cleaning their grody scent glands
>stupid wide-set nostrils and naked philtrum, what the fuck
>ears that look like dumb felt squares some kindergartner shittily cut out during craft time, always folded/buried in fur, what's even the point
>literally a hairy potato with eyes and garden fork paws

>>8615338
>she doesn't love fidget spinners

>>8615411
Appearances may be deceiving at times, but lesbians are in fact not prepubescent boys.

>>8615381
>literally a hairy potato
I'm dying. I want someone to make an Animorphs cover out of this.

>>8615381
Potatoes are neat.

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Pet hierarchy:

Doggos > Kittens > Birdies > Rodents > Reptiles

>>8615451
No.

>>8615416
>Appearances may be deceiving at times
kek

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>>8615492
Yes.

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>>8615509
n o

>>8615451
Goats are the best. Im merely stating the facts.

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>>8615558
Y-yes, anon.

I binge read all of Sunstone and now I'm full of feelings ;__;

>tfw no loving but complicated bdsm gf

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>>8615645
n o
o

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>>8615690
Stop it, cat-anon. Respect the puppers as superior.

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>>8615757
Never.

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>>8615823
Fine. I'll let you have this one because your drawings are cute.

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>>8615893
I graciously accept your surrender.

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>>8615451
Kitties > Sheebs > Rodents > Reptiles > Other doggos = Birbs

Also, a question for the rat anons: I've been thinking of adopting one, however I travel every couple of weeks. Are ratbros fine with being carried around and on trains for a bit? Should I get like, a small cage to put them in when I'm at my destination, or can I put them in some sort of temporary home?

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>>8615929

Wait so if 'doggos' and 'puppers' are cute terms of approval, why is 'tranners' used?

Drawing anon, I'm saving all your cute cat pics.

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>>8615939

>>8615960
I... I'm not sure how to feel about someone saving my shitposting doodles.

>>8615933
Depends how skittish the rat is, females are usually more skittish, the male i had would go everywhere with me sleeping in my hoodie, shopping trains/busses bike rides, would even nap snuggled into my friends kitty.

>>8615933
Travel is the reason I don't currently have any pets, as much as I'd like to. I think a rat could tolerate those conditions if acclimated, especially at a young age, but I'll defer to vet tech anon on what the recommended practice would be.

>>8615980
>shitposting doodles
They're better than anything I could draw.

t. also saving them

This is why I love /clg/

>>8615983
Just get a lesbian tomboy rat.

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>>8613007
I can't wait till she show this screen cap is from comes out! It is about a rich lady in the victoria era that inherits a ton of money and then seeks a woman to spend her life with <3

clg has really slowed down compared to before. Must be because trans lesgen started up and took most of your posters.

>>8616217
I can't speak for anyone else but I'm going to keep posting here too. Only using one general is dumb.

>pride parade currently right outside my window

Could the area I live in be any gayer?

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>at this really dope smart growth workshop for work
>see a qt there with short hair and dressed like a tomboy
>she's doing tech stuff
>glance at her
>our eyes meet
>smile at her
>she smiles back
>immediately become self conscious over it
>why am I wearing a leopard print shirt
>why am I wearing a blazer and jeans and pointy toed shoes with it
>why did I even come here
>spend the rest of the workshop pointedly not looking at her because I don't want to seem like a creep
>see her glancing occasionally over at me out of the corner of my eye
>still can't work up the nerve to even look in her direction

why am I like this

>>8612883

What if she has 3 cats?
And 2 turtles?
and a bearded dragon... and an iguana... and a snake that's been missing in her tiny 1 bedroom apartment for months? and 2 hissing madagascar cockroaches?

>>8616487
talk
to
her

>>8615893
Dont worry anon, doggos are better. Dont trust a girl who likes cats that much. Her personality is usually dull.

>called out of work to watch dragonball and get fug'd tonight
I don't even feel guilty

>>8616796
How can you skip work like that?

>>8616814
boss is really chill
I have "food poisoning"
he gave me three days, I got gotta work a swing and he'll swap days off with me

>>8614049
Don't forget to change the locks, just to be safe.

>>8614157
>She also told me that this is all my fault because I was "irriationally upset" about how she was talking to my friends about my body reminding her of a man.
I hope she tells her friends that too. She's losing that argument all by herself.

>>8616796
Are you more excited to watch Dragonball or get fugged?

>>8616211
What show? I love 19th century dramas.

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Look who's on the poster of a pride after party.

>>8616487
Delinquent, please learn to contain your spaghetti. Go up and befriend girls, it's not that scary.
>leopard print shirt
>blazer and jeans and pointy toed shoes
OK, a wardrobe change might help.

>>8617406
the fact that Delinquent actually dresses like a delinquent is part of her charm

>>8617450
Can't she do the classic leather jacket with white t-shirt and jeans?

>>8617404
Was done by the original artist? He talked about wanting to "reclaim" pepe (good luck).

>>8617472
My little Delinquent can't become even cuter.

>>8617503
I don't know, I don't think the website I found the picture on states who the artist is.

>>8617472
That's more of a greaser look, delinquent's sounds like babby yakuza.

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>>8616497
Why so many pets?

Would you feel bad if your girlfriend was a loner? I only have one friend and mostly keep to myself. my girlfriend on the other hand has a solid friend group she often hangs out with.

she often says i should come with her but i don't want to intrude in their friend group and feel better spending this time alone. I just can't connect with most people and don't want any more friends. she is worried about me though, how can i convince her that i am alright ?

>>8617538
Isn't delinquent a white chick? American right?

>>8617635
It's an extrovert vs introvert thing. Extroverts have a hard time believing you can be alone a lot and not be lonely.
It's nice that she cares and wants you to be part of her friends group. I don't know how you'd convince her you're happy alone except for her. Just keep telling her this is how you are and what makes you happy, I guess, and she'll accept it over time.

>>8617638
She is from the US, but I thought she was Hispanic.

>>8617638
No idea, I meant look as in style.

Gay desu

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is this a fair sentence?

>>8617700
>Gayle

>>8617700
She's an FtT. Other reports confirmed it.

>>8617700
>disguise yourself as a man for sex attacks
>actually get sentenced
pottery

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>>8617700
>pretending to be a man online
>prosthetic penis

https://youtu.be/a8uch4BT7K0?t=7s
>tfw you will never have this animal in bed

What was the craziest fuck you've ever had, /clg/?

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>>8617787
>crossfit
Fucking hate crossfit. REEEEE

>>8617808
>Ideology is more important than ass

Okie dokie

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>>8617838
Crossfit is a one-way ticket to snapcity. That place has a rep for fucking you up. It's not worth it. It's better to do a workout plan properly than join a fancy gym for bragging rights.

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who dyke on bike here

>>8617875
Never said it wasn't. I just think the women are hot.

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>>8617931
dykes on bikes, soooo attractive

>>8617931
>Victory
Best cruiser. Nice taste anon.

I've got an sv650s with gsx-r front end. Do you even track day bro?

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>>8617958
sv650 is always gonna get respect from me. Jap reliability and the best aftermarket in the world.

Your first bike, or just not wanting to go any faster than that?

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Went to my college orientation recently and fuck, there were so many cute girls. Had doubts that liking girls was a phase but I'm definitely more confident in being gay now.

>>8617967
Second bike. I bought it as a cheap race bike now it's retired for street use only. Crashed my last street bike (Buell xb9) now I don't have a race bike this season. How long have you been riding?

>tfw no pussy gobbling slut to love

>>8617985
Rest in peace xb9. Be kind to your sv650, it deserves love.

Dirtbikes for years, seeing how I live out in the desert and all. Only got into streetbikes last month. It makes me sad that Victory is gonna get all dusty, but it's a real joy to ride.

Still getting over my noob mistakes. Can't stop stalling at stoplights and all that. I figure it's just practice.

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The cat I'm looking after finally feels comfy enough to come out from hiding and seek cuddles!! This is a good day!!

>>8618007
Post pic of kitten!

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>>8618005
>Be kind to your sv650
Bahaha the time for that is past my bikes get used and turned into Frankenstein's monster. Pic related. It's the most intact photo i have of the sv. The only things stock are
>frame
>gas tank
>fuel pump
>gauges (now vapor trail tech not pictured)
>some hoses

Enjoy your bike and don't worry about dust or the resale cost. I've set my bike on fire twice (homestead speedway doesn't like me much), crashed into a canal and dropped it a million times. I'm a jump in head first kinda gal so I think you should go out in heavy traffic to smooth out your stalling issue.

>>8617979
Accept it. Don't be repressed like army-brat anon. Talk to one of those qt3.14s.

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>>8618012
She's a cutie.

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>>8618128
Adorable!!

>>8618127
What's the story on army-brat anon?

>>8618085
Holy shit. You have reforged that thing. Can you even legally pass that off as a sv650 anymore?

Sorry for sperging out. This is deeper into the elemental motorcycle forces than I ever expected to glimpse.

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>>8616498
Maybe we'll get to work with her planning firm again. Hopefully.

>>8617406
I'll manage it one day! I sometimes try to dress more like what I think people would want me to, but I always wind up caving in and buying my usual style. I went shopping for work clothes today and was doing really well until I saw these shoes.

>>8617472
I wear that, too.

>>8617526
I always kind of thought it would make me look more badass, though.

>>8617538
It's better than being called a guidette, I guess.

>>8617638
>>8617653
>>8617664
I'm neon white with just enough Cherokee blood to make people ask me if I'm "Italian or something" now and again.

>>8618128
That's one of the cutest pussies I've seen in a while.

>>8618183
>I always kind of thought it would make me look more badass, though.

I think the best way to figure that out is to present yourself both in and out of that outfit to me.

>>8618085
That's a lot of shrubbery in the background, do you live in the middle of a tropical forest or something?

>>8618158
>insurance money from wrecking?
Yes, a bit. They always pay less than what you think it's worth. I'm debating whether to sell scraps on ebay to put t'wards a tuono or keep for future projects. I really like dual circular headlights.

>Does it even count as a SV650?
Frame is original and motor has been bored out to 700cc so, yes?


>>8618167
>Can you legally pass that off as a sv650 anymore?
>legally
My State doesn't require annual inspection. Don't care.


>>8618206
>tropical forest
Yes

>>8618166
During grade school in gym class she changed in a stall or shower to avoid naked qts

>>8618225
Ohh. I remember reading her post, I just didn't know she was in the army. I did the exact same thing when I was in school, so I can't blame her for doing it. Half-naked girls are intimidating.

>>8618244
Her dad was. That's why she moved from school to school a lot as he was reassigned.

>>8618183
>I sometimes try to dress more like what I think people would want me to
d/a, but no! Don't you dare give in to the normie mentality of "the majority doesn't like it, therefore it's wrong". If buying those shoes and wearing them brings you happiness then that's what you should do.

>>8617007
I havnt seen gf for two weeks
so, fugged obviously
>kale going berserk tonight

>>8618266
They're not to my taste but I agree people should dress according to what they want. But, you have to feel comfortable with your choices. If it makes you insecure, if it makes you unable to go up and talk to girls, then you either need to buck up and have some confidence in your style or fix your look so you can wear things that you enjoy which also meet fashion standards--at least out in public.

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>>8615558
>>8615690
>>8615929
>these quality doods
Doing God's work, anon.

>>8615933
>>8616005 is right. Rats would probably be fine with this, just gotta get ones with the right temperament, nice and laid-back. And get a pair - rats are super social and are happier/more secure with a same-sex friend.

>>8616497
One of my previous (also lesbian) coworkers had two big dogs, two cats, three rats, a hedgehog, a bearded dragon, a rabbit, and a betta fish. And a qt fiancee, color me jelly.

>>8618128
Kawaii as fuck.

going to a drag show tonight and i'm almost a year sober in 6 days. I feel meh.

>>8612734
Lesbians like proper girls, not cuntboys, nor dickgirls either.

>>Found an old scetchbook and looked through old comic drawings my friend and I would draw when we were 12-14y/o
>>Her and I have been dating for 5 years now, haha.
>>Holy fuck, we were pretty gay for one another back then.
>>Can see as time progresses how close to we have gotten throughout the years in the drawings.
>>Kept all the drawings she's ever made me throughout the years.
>>Feels pretty good whenever I find more in storage.

>>8618693
>two big dogs, two cats, three rats, a hedgehog, a bearded dragon, a rabbit, and a betta fish
What's with these lesbians and their menageries--I find two cats enough as it is.
>>8618761
>5 years
Congrats. My gf and I are closing in on 3 years.

>>8618725
Keep it up honey. We're proud.

I think I'm becoming a hipster

>I've started dressing futch, undercut and makeup, with band tank tops and clothes with sewed patches
>Drove 5 hours to Chicago last week to see a french eletro-swing band
>Only alcohol I drink is wine
>Frequent all the hip cafes
>Found myself listening to Neutral Milk Hotel yesterday

Today I realized I've become the hipster trash I loved to make fun of two years ago. rip

>>8618761
That's fucking adorable. The childhood friend I drew comics and stuff with just broke my heart and got pregnant; whenever I find the stuff she drew for me it just makes me seek alcohol. I'm jealous but also happy for you.

>>8618877
>french eletro-swing band
I bet it was Caravan Palace

>>8618898
It was! I had an amazing time seeing them live in concert

>>8618917
I want to make fun of you but I actually really like them. I'm jealous.

>>8618920
I'm sure they'll go on tour again next year so you can see them, I bought my tickets only 8 days before the show, so there's not much worrying about them running out of tickets quickly like with big name concerts.

Most importantly, make sure you bring a friend to dance with

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>>8618225
Ha, I did this in PE classes too. Being around unclothed girls made me uncomfortable for some reason, always changed super quickly in the stall. Straight girls don't experience this, correct?

>>8618127
I've repressed the gay for the past few years that I'm /khv/ with no relationship experience, kek.

Made friends with a really pretty qt in the same major as me. Tall, skinny brunette with wavy hair, bangs, and dark eyes. Pretty sure she's straight though :/

>>8619050
To your second paragraph: I think you should ask her.

I had a similar situation a few years ago in Highschool, and I ended up asking her if she was gay. It turns out she wasn't, but she ended up getting me a gf senior year so it all worked out. If you're worried about asking her, don't be. I don't know her, but if she's your friend then she's most likely okay with The Gay (tm). Would you rather be left wondering, or know the answer the next time you two hang out?

In the end these conversations are nothing to stress over, hell I don't remember the details of the convo I had with my friend in HS at all. About the khv thing, Be chill, anon. The less you act like you care about being in a relationship, the more girls will want to be with you.

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>>8619277
It's gay self hate or social fear, but I'm scared asking a girl if they're into girls will creep them out. I'm torn between coming out to new classmates and wanting to stay closeted and "straight", free of judgement.

I barely just met her though and got her number, we're not close but I still expect to see her on campus. Maybe I'll subtly find out through a friend?

>random roommate by major for orientation
>making small talk and it's going well
>"do you have a boyfriend?"
>say no but tell her about my crush using dude pronouns to hide the gay
>"aww, what do you like about him?"
>stutter for too long trying to describe my apparent attraction to a hypothetical guy

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Weird question, but does anyone else have issues with recurrent gay dreams?

At least once a week for the past 3+ years, I've dreamed about my first two crushes ever: my older cousin, who I see maybe once a year at family gatherings (and is now married with two children), and one of my best friends from elementary school, who I haven't seen in about 16 years. I did look her up on Facebook once about a year ago just out of curiosity and she's also married now. The average frequency is probably closer to 3x/week. Sometimes they'll even both appear in the same dream. I don't recall them ever getting sexual, just romantic; for some reason most of my sex dreams center around masturbation, not actually having sex.

Long shot, but any ideas how to get them to stop? The dreams themselves aren't usually bad, but I'm sick of them and they make me feel fucking creepy besides.

>tfw been spending a lot of time verbally shitposting with 12 yr old boys on xbox live
I'm a 19 year old girl and kinda sound like a young boy over the mic so I blend in, but like who does this?
It's fun but I think I might be retarded.

Are you ever sat next to a cute shy looking girl with glasses on the bus and you spend the ride thinking about how you could rub her leg and probably get away with it?

Sometimes I feel like I could like a guy but I've been so obsessed with the thought of being with a girl that it's what I want the most and think is normal in my head. Literally feel like I brainwashed myself into lesbianism somehow. Probably no one here relates to this, but I'd like to hear any thoughts.

>>8619727
Like romantically? Or like holding you down with his hairy chest in your face and putting his penis inside you.

Liking someone as a person is one thing but sexual orientation is about sexual attraction.

>>8619549
I used to have dreams about my teachers and one time my mom. I don't know how to get rid of them though. Eventually they go away... it's hard not to feel sick afterwards though lol. Maybe you you talk it out with a psychiatrist? They might be able to help you.

>>8619783
>and one time my mom
what the fuck

>>8619796
Yeah, I dreamt that she was pulling my head down by the hair and forcing me to give her oral. I always wanted to tell someone this but it's too disgusting to even think about :^)

>>8619783
Tell your subconscious that she's a perverted dyke and that she needs to be tied up and spanked.

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>>8619640
I like to spend my nights flaming my random teammates on league.
>tfw nobody ever honors me
>tfw I dindu nuffin wrong
>tfw I just wanna win but my retarded teammates don't listen to me
>tfw I'm as toxic as an immature child
You are right tho. It is fun, but definitely a sign of autismo. Can't wait for them to add voice chat in the game.

>>8619743
Damn I forgot about sexual attraction

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>>8619805
Mommy issues are typical of our kind, if not essential. Not to the point of dreaming about it tho. I both admire and pity you.

[spoilernowork]Is your mom hot tho[/spoilerisgey]

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>tfw stressed from work and too mentally ill I can barely handle it
>tfw getting laid helps somewhat helps
>tfw i go back home and im still depressed.

I'm going to rewatch Rocky maybe it'll help or First Blood. =x

>>8618225
>>8618244
>>8619050
>Straight girls don't experience this, correct?
Neither does a single lesbian I know in real life. Why would you suddenly have an issue with this in school when you've been changing around the same classmates you'd had for years already. And if you did have a problem with being gay, you'd try even harder to blend in and act normal and not give anyone excuses to think of you as a freak.
>>8619871
>Mommy issues are typical of our kind
No, they're not, maybe for trannies but not us. There's a minority of girls willing to date older women to have it financially easily but actual mommy complexes, no. Women, gay or straight, prefer by far to date people around their own age.

looking to get as many answers as possible
at what point is mental illness a deal-breaker for you lot, when it comes to dating?

i have been on all sorts of meds - antipsychotics, antidepressants and mood stabilisers. no real diagnosis however. i've been to psych twice, of which one admission was involuntary. i'm not 'crazy' now, but i am impulsive and also very miserable. does that sounds like a red flag to you? would you rule out a relationship with me? would you even fuck me?

>>8620011
I'm probably as fucked up as you are, so I doubt a relationship would actually work out. Someone has to be the mentally stable one, right? I would fugged you tho.

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>>8620033
>i'm probably as fucked up as you are

>>8618877
Pls date me, Anon. We can listen to my Neutral Milk Hotel vinyls together.

>>8619947
>maybe for trannies but not us.
I think trannies have daddy issues more than mommy issues.

Maybe transmen?

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>>8620123
Shit like "mommy play," "forced feminization," obsession over gender roleplay, that's obvious trannie bullshit.

>>8620144
Substitute for a daddy for the trannies who aren't ready to surrender their lesbianism/heterosexuality yet.

>>8619549
>>Just woke up from one an hour ago.
Yeah, they happen to me sometimes about random girls I've never even met.
Usually now 2-3x a week.

For a bunch of "lesbians" you all talk an awful lot a bout trannies huh.

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I cried watching dragonball last night and yana is still teasing me about it
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxaN8_NtRy4
>kale is just trying to be helpful
>feelings of inadequacy and rage at herself and others
>transformation had me in tears and grinning like a retard at the same time
kale really hitting home and twisting the knife with these feels

there was also a bit where caulifla bulks up and was all
>"prepare to wet yourself"

oh my

>>8619727
>I brainwashed myself into lesbianism
No, the only thing that felt like "brainwashing" to me was all the constant assumptions that people had I should be het. It felt natural to me to be gay.
Then I came out and now it's like het is this other world I tune in and out of but I know enough lesbians where we can hang out and just talk about our stuff.

>>8618898
>>Tfw liked Caravan Palace years before it blew up into Hipster shit.
>>Tfw everything undergroundish I like, later turns into hipster shit.
>>Tfw sound like a winey hipster complaining about this, but it irritates me I always like things ages before people do and then it booms into overplayed shit.
>>Show a friend a song ages before it becomes popular: "I don't like this song."
>>It becomes popular in a year or two: "OMFG I LOVVVEE THIS SONGGG."
>>"You told me you hated it."
>>"You never showed me this!"
>>Mfw

Lesbianism doesn't exist.

In theory lesbians shouldn't watch fucking gay porn with big hairy men and cocks who fag in the ass. Yep, I found out it's pretty common.
In theory lesbians should love feminity but everyone pick butches who look exactly like a redneck with a beer.
Every lesbian for once in her life dated with a guy. Gold Star is like very rare achievement. If somebody found out about it you probably will be treat like a freak.
Every lesbian have any sorts of issues. Starting with bad relationship in family and ending with bullying/abuse in childhood.
Every lesbian ugly as fuck.
Every lesbian life and relationship end with married life with the man (tm)

Prove me wrong. Or don't do that, I don't care. I just needed to say that.

And yes, I'm cis ""lesbian"" but it is just a bug.

>>8620319
Whatever makes your sad, lonely existence feel better. Go ahead and "fix that bug" by going het like you desperately desire. The dating pool is always improved when the weak-minded are culled.

Actually I really want juice wet pussy on my face right now.

>>8620319
Are you going to date a guy? How can you if you're not attracted to him?

>>8620376
No, I don't like guys.

>How can you if you're not attracted to him?
Not big deal. Just take a walk together like friends. Then just spread legs wide, wait a little, get some rhythmic movements for a few minute and that's it. Sounds easy and probably not that bad. At least, many lesbian do that and everything's fine. In return you get protect, strong man, normal life without pervert lesbos shit. I mean, I've never had a boyfriend but I think I should try (someday, not now. I still have a little hope)

>>8620421
Fix your internal homophobia.

>>8620421
>No, I don't like guys.
Why does not being into them stop you?

>>8620421
There's plenty of evidence that happy lesbians exist. I make a point of posting ones in almost every thread.
But if your version of happiness is literally the Handmaiden's tale, then I got nothing to say. That's a prison of your own making. At least unlike some poor girls stuck in third world shitholes, it's of your own volition and not because something your family is forcing you to do. So maybe you can find some kind of weird fucked up happiness, who knows. I'm glad I never have to worry about it.

>>8620478
Handmaid's Tale*

I shouldn't post before I have my first coffee.

>In theory lesbians shouldn't watch fucking gay porn with big hairy men and cocks who fag in the ass. Yep, I found out it's pretty common.
I've never seen gay porn ever and never will

>In theory lesbians should love feminity but everyone pick butches who look exactly like a redneck with a beer.
I'm into femmes only.

>Every lesbian for once in her life dated with a guy. Gold Star is like very rare achievement. If somebody found out about it you probably will be treat like a freak.
I've never had a boyfriend or some else romantic relationship with a guy

>Every lesbian have any sorts of issues. Starting with bad relationship in family and ending with bullying/abuse in childhood.
Yes. I have weird distance relationship with my mom. I've never been abused in any way.

>Every lesbian ugly as fuck.
Well, yes, let's be honest here

>Every lesbian life and relationship end with married life with the man (tm)
I don't know how it's possible

So, what now?

>>8620421
Have fun being unhappy with relationships your whole life and becoming a single mother.

For real though, I live in Hickville and I've found girls here who I've had things with who were normal people and didn't leave me for men. It's in your head. Go out and meet new people, go to a gay bar, just do something to improve your current mindset because it's going to fuck you over in the end.

>>8620523
Jesus. I mean lesbianism in general is shit. That's all. Shut up this whining about leaving someone. Also, gay bars terrible place. I've been in some and I felt dirty especially when I saw all that ugly "girls"

>>8620421
Find an ace guy.

>>8620513
>ugly as fuck
Speak for yourself, ugly. I never even went through an awkward stage.

>>8620551
Post pic.

>>8620543
>s-stop ruining my stereotypes and shit view of the world with facts and good experiences
Just kill yourself already

>>8620552
>posting a pic on 4chan
>with men, trannies and mentally fucked up girls to repost forever
I'm not a fucking noob.

>>8620552
I'm not going to but for a completely unrelated reason to not wanting to prove I'm telling the truth.

>>8620558
>>8620559

>>8620567
Yeah, not surprisingly cute girls aren't starved for validation online and prefer to protect their privacy because we've seen what happens to other girls who are even marginally attractive.
You want to see some photos of girls, try being on discord.

>>8620555
You just wrote some idiotic post without any sense.

>hur hurI live in shithole and pretending stereotypes aren't real

Let me guess, those girls are middle-age, fat with short hair?

>>8620585
d/a, I live in a big city where I see hundreds of different lesbians of all types. It's more than your tiny mind can handle.

Don't feed the troll. It's to dumb to take any advice or criticism, so best to just ignore it.

>>8620602
I don't talk about postmodern queer pansexual non-binary helicopter lesbians.

>>8620319
>>Cis, femme, femme here:
>>Never watched straight porn willingly besides clips straight friends have showed me for their own laughs
>>Never have been interested in guys sexually or romantically, even as a child
>>No abuse or bullying
>>I'm feminine and like other femmes, butches actually turn me off
>>I'm pretty confident in my looks and get hit on fairly often
>>I know a few lesbian couples that have been together for like 20+ years, and some others that didn't last, just like het marriages and relationships.

If you're in denial, I get it, but just because you're not comfortable with yourself doesn't mean others aren't. If you want try dating a guy, by all means go ahead no one's stoping you. At the end of the day, just do whatever makes you happy. But don't try and force yourself to like something if you actually don't. You wont end up happy.

>>8620610
Surprise, there's almost no tumblr types here and not many in real life either. But keep proving how divorced you are from reality. Make it more obvious that the real reason you can't get a girlfriend is because your mind and personality is that fucked up and ugly.

>>8620618
You seem nice, anony. Thank you.

>>8620634
You, I'm not interested in your trying to guessing my personality. I know, you angry but I don't know why. Can you just stop get mad at people on internet who can say anything that you don't like?

>Broken leek spotted on Centaur
And several other yuri anime out with subs.
This is going to be a good day.

>>8620660
Stop being such a baby. If you say dumb shit on 4chan, you deserve to get called out for it. This isn't your muh sensitive feelings hugbox.