Was jesus really an ftm?

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>>8605611
>Was jesus really an ftm
What?
Is this some next level shitposting I'm unaware of?

How were his chromosomes clearly XX? You don't think an almighty God could slip a Y chromosome in there?

>>8605623
But m-mu-muh science

>>8605611
He got a magical Y chromosome from God.

>>8605635
Why can't ftms get it too?

Fictional beings don't necessarily follow the laws of reality, the virgin birth confirms that in this case. We'd have to ask the author/s of the Bible to see what laws it follows

>>8605611
Mohammed was MTF. Read the Hadith for his crossdressing.

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>>8605611
fixed for accuracy :^)

>>8605653
kek. much more buyable now

>>8605638
Because trannies are children of satan :^)

>>8605638
FtMs aren't the Son of God.

>>8605641
>what is death or the author

>>8605653
Thanks, that looks so much better

>>8605668
How can an ftm become a son of god? I thought the bible said we are all his children

>>8605674
I know the author is probably dead by now but maybe he had a child who could enlighten us

>>8605627
Literally any female can have a virgin birth by shooting cum inside with a turkey baster

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>>8605668
How can G*d have sons when Xey don't even have a Y chromosome or a human body to begin with?

>>8605684
We are sons of Adam and daughters of Eve.

If an ftm was a Son of God he would have been male from the start, not an ftm.

>>8605698
His preferred pronouns are He/Him/His (case sensitive)

>>8605707
>Not Holy Father.
Heretic.

>>8605687
*sigh*

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Death_of_the_Author

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>>8605707
Zhey was "born" a trans-dimensional cross-matter quasi-energy supra-being and nothing you or Xe can say to change the reality (or in Xer case, para-reality).

Sorry God but You will never be a human no matter what pronouns You want to be called.