Post your ideal boyfriend.

I made a Sim of my ideal bf. does he count?

felix
argyle

>>8599619
Your ideal boyfriend is effeminate Seth Green?

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Ftm ot cis, idk

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>>8599619
Yours is fugly

>>8599619
Grounded, mentally and emotionally strong, taller than 6', not gym bod just naturally has some muscle tone, intelligent but critical, whimiscal with their pursuit of knowledge.

Quirky, social but can be nerdy, can keep up with my interests and loves me for who and what I am ( ;.;)

>>8599665
Lmfao fuck I can see the Seth Green now.

>>8599732
He's the guy I thought was really hot, and then I found out he's ftm and I was disgusted.
I feel guilty about it but what can I do?

>>8599748
If you're not attracted to trans people anon, then you're just not. No reason to feel guilty.

I'm personally jealous as living fuck of his transition, though. I would kill for the width of his shoulders.

>>8599748
idc about your trans attraction or not desu
I just want to hold his hand forever

>>8599691
saaaaaame

>>8599691
This is actually pretty qt desu. Would hold hands/10.

>>8599763
But I clearly am, because I thought he was one of the hottest guys I've ever seen, until I found out he was trans and then all attraction disappeared.
It is fucked up.

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>>8599619

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>>8599619

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>>8599808
But you thought he was cis, so no, you're not.

This is like straight guys getting wound up when they find out a femboy/trap/etc. is not really a woman. They weren't attracted to a male, they believed they were looking at a female...there's nothing gay about that. (Gets more complex if they KNEW there was a dick there, but it's pretty straightforward otherwise.)

Anyway, I didn't actually answer the OP, so... In bondage and a chastity belt, preferably.

>>8599947
I like your style.

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Brown hair
BLUE eyes
Deep voice
Special dick
No desire to be a father
Occasional pants poop to scratch my maternal itch without pregnancy

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>>8600064
>special dick
what now

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>people still settle for humans

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>>8600090
He had a not so little hypospadias cock and 1 ball.

>>8600099
now thats really SPECIAL anon

>>8600104
That's too much muscle.

>>8600092
>ywn be a tame monstergirl with a human bf

>>8600112
No way.
Way too much hair though. He'd be super hot smooth.

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On the right, Luke Macfarlane.

>>8600092
>>8600129
>ywn be a humangirl with a monster bf
It hurts to live

>>8600257
>tfw no ḥr, swtḫ, or sbk hȝy
Why ˁnḫ.ỉ?

>>8600433
>ideal boyfriend thread
>posts a tranny
very funny

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>>8599619

>>8600437
He identifies as a man.

The fuck is wrong with you?

>>8600137
wasn't he one of the gay dudes in that alias show
or was it another show
i cant remember but it involved a family and a firm of sorts?

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Number one boyfriend here.

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>>8599619
>tfw no shy long haired neet bf

god why even live

>>8600483
He's actually quite a handsome motherfucker if you take the lazy town makeup out.

>>8600510
>>tfw no shy long haired neet bf
Hell, I got even the metalfag look.
but I'm also a closeted repressing tranny

>>8600510
I could have had one.
But he had to be straight and get himself a girlfriend.

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>>8600532
im trans too but ftm

>>8600536
feels fucking bad man tbdesu

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>>8599619
I guess I'm an eternal teenager.

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>>8600578
>feels fucking bad man
Oh well we'll see who really feels bad when I CURSE HIS FIRSTBORN

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>>8600585
it's okay, we can become warlocks together & curse his bloodline for all eternity

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>>8600532
same, growing my hair out is the only thing keeping me sane at this point.

>>8600608
Let's do it.

>>8600510
>tfw no shy long haired neet bf
it me
but not neet

>>8599808
What if you found out he was cis but lost his penis in some birth disease or accident?

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A big, bottom bear like Kovacs would do

>>8600447
op obviously meant cis boys

>>8600433
Lauren Southern's a very beautiful man

>>8601353
>obviously female face
>wearing a dress
>hasn't cut his hair
T R E N D E R
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>>8601372
I can't tell if you're joking

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>>8599619
You guys are all fucking faggots. This is the only correct answer.
>current year
>not having blonde twink bf

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I like bearded manlets with overbites.

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>>8599619
so u like teenage femboys with glam makeup skills?

this man could abuse me in public and i'd still worship him

>>8601372
ayyden, not trender

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josh dun aka the loml

>>8601946
what are you, 16?

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>>8599948
hate to be the one to tell you

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>>8599619
I wish he liked girls

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>>8599619
ugh i love him so much D:

>>8599619
Being cute is pretty important. Being able to think critically about the world and their own beliefs. I don't have to agree with their opinions, but should be able to articulate and justify their stances. Natural curiousity to learn, and is intelligent. Under 6'1" (I'm 6'3" and I like being the taller one). Shy/quiet, but not socially awkward.

Also they have to like to cuddle.

>>8599700
Black, roids, tattoos.... Wew lass you're in for a rude awakening.

id settle for most any guy of reasonable attractiveness who is either ginger or has some sort of curly hair.

as long as they're a sub in the bedroom and doesn't mind me watching him play video games were good.

>>8602511
alex is too good for jake

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I bet all that scruff feels real good.

>>8602379
I know and i'm fine with that :^)
Ava is hot too anyway

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>>8599619

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>>8603046
(forgot pic) what a qt seriously

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>>8603016
>this what pure gay men find attractive

SHITASTEEEEE!

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>>8599619

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>anyone posting trannies
This thread is about ideal boyfriends, not boys that are in your league.

>>8603087
Yes

>>8603160
I wish I looked like this and had >>8603076 as my bf

>>8603076

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>tfw no rapping jewboy wigger bf

>>8604220
Is he?

>>8602456
what a poof

If you focus on the form the contents don't matter, right? :^)

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THIS!!! Love me a scruffyish guy who knows how to drink and is a gamer.

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>>8599619

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Burly gay dudes kinda scare me. No thanks

>>8603076
Beautiful, senpai. I love the frizzy hair and freckles

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>>8606631
apparently he is tyler the creator bf, he has good taste.

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>>8606723
He sure does! What's his name?

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If only...

>>8604269
Yeah

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>>8600510
>tfw longhaired neet
I'm not shy though.

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>>8606839
In an ideal world.

>Gotta go with the ginger mane though

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ABeardedBoy <3

>>8603016
Damn Jake Gyllenhaal got stacked...

>>8603074
>a cuter tranny, also named Ava

How could i compete?

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>>8599619

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>>8599619

>>8600611
is that gwyneth paltrow

>>8602456
I don't understand when people want to look effeminite and beautiful........ but don't remove the scraggly fuzz from their chest/nipples

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Why do gay men have such boring taste in boys compared to HSTSes?

The generic taste in here just reads like you're all pretending to be interested in men.

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>>8599619
There could never be any question.

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>>8599808
>>8599748
You can still appreciate the man's aesthetic without wanting to fuck him.

>>8599732
Is the bulge real or is there still a pussy underneath there?

>>8606626
ftm fujoshit detected

>>8603174
If you looked like that you wouldn't settle for that.

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>>8599619

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>>8612904
I'm actually upset that my hair will take over a year to get that long.
it looks the same.. slightly redder

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>>8599619
As long as they're not assholes and aren't biological land mines, which is rare on the internet.

>>8612912
He's REALLY hairy, and he is still a guy, so he probably just doesn't care

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>>8599619

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I don't have an idea bf I'm afraid this one gets pretty close tho.

>>8613101
Not even. I'm just a gay dude attracted to femme guys, and find fujoshis to be disgusting human beings.

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When I think "ideal", I don't really think about looks, I think:
- likes vidya
- vegan or at least vegetarian
- nice, not a judgy cunt

The only thing to do with looks maybe is not being extreme in weight (obese/severely underweight/roided out).

>>8612912
Maybe they don't think you need to shave yourself all over to look beautiful or rock certain clothing. I don't think they do, personally, but it also depends on the person and how they do it.

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Someone cute that doesn't mind being lightly and lovingly abused~

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Tfw no riddick bf

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i love me some skinny ass long haired twink

and the best thing is
that i myself am a skinny ass long haired twink
and im toppin
im toppin good

>>8615903
>t)11
PLS more such boys

>>8609321
hnnnng

>>8601980
you never know where the underages may hide

anyone who isnt fat and is willing to put up with me
or at least if theyre fat they gotta have a big dick too

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My true love will always be teutonic twinks with hearts of gold.

>>8599619
hes ugly

>>8617719
I love these photos.

>>8612943
>literally every kind of dude gets posted: femboys, huge burly dudes, nerds, grungy guys, twinks, gymbros, barely legal, Trump
>Cara opens her mouth with some psycho shit about the pics posted being generic
I shouldn't feed the troll, but jesus christ. Are you even slightly aware of how insane you actually are?

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>>8619257
Being attracted to any "gay male archetype" of male, like twinks, bears, mascs, femmes, baras, femboys, etc. is a hallmark of not actually being attracted to boys. Technically gay men are straight.

>>8615896
I'm stealing him now so thanks

My one issue is most gay vegans are like not monog and or more sisters than partners.

Also they are usually not brown and yet are obsessed with tanning and like Vic is getting leathery. It's not cute after a few years, wish people would use sunblock more and not deal with premature aging.

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>>8599619

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>>8599619
>tfw no game developer bf who shares the same passions and hobbies with me
>anime, manga, vidya, and japanese culture

>>8619845
>My one issue is most gay vegans are like not monog and or more sisters than partners.
I've never met another gay vegan yet so I'm not really sure what they're usually like.

>they are usually not brown and yet are obsessed with tanning
That is kind of true. Don't know why they don't protect their skin. Not like there isn't affordable vegan sunblock either.

>>8615903
sauce?

>>8601980
I'm 28 and I'd hit that with the power of a thousand hydroelectric substations

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Patrick fucking stump. I've obsessed over him since middle school.

>>8604220
Everyone can screech about his looks or that he's probably not even gay, but fuck it, he has great eyes, plenty of humor and more personality than most guys. Plus the talent wouldn't get old. Fuck I just described a bromance

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>>8599619
Bill Murray pre-Ghost Busters. Can't help that he's had a wildly successful career aided by looking gross since then but my god was he beautiful back in the day. The more you Google "young Bill Murray" the thirstier you will get so don't do it

>>8606777
idk, but i think he is a model and semi-celebrity, so he must be easy to find.

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>>8599619
i'm into old guys ..