How many blowjobs did you give in your life?

who even counts this tho

>>8592946
>he doesn't keep track of it to spam online how good he is at dicksucking

not enough..

>>8592946
This
I've only been sexually active with two partners and I have no fucking idea, because I don't count the amount of times I do sexual things. At least with my current partner, nearly every sexual session has a blow job at some point, so I don't even bother counting.

>>8592940
Hundreds? Idk. Unless you mean different dicks, then it goes down to dozens.

>>8592951
>>8592958
Guess then this is now about how many dicks did you suck

>>8592940
4 different dicks
One of them I sucked over a hundred times tho

>>8592962
37

>>8593004
Jesus fucking christ you whore

>>8592940
straight cis guy here. I once sucked my transgirl friend penis. She's the one who asked actually.

>>8592949
stole my answer.
i lost count around 25, probably around 200 something at this point.
everything from a micro-peen i could fit entirely in my mouth, teentsie testies and all with room to spare, to a monster i could just barely fit the head in while choking and drooling on and trying not to scrape too hard with my teeth (he was white, btw).

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>>8593016
Somebody's cranky from not sucking enough dicks uwu

>>8592940
0, which is fine since I'd much rather have mine sucked

35 different cocks.

Let's say 25% were just a one time.
Estimate another 50% were maybe 4 times each.
The other 25% were at least 30 times.

I guess I've sucked cock about 350 times.

>>8593218
plus one vagina

>>8593076
Well, I'm glad you have standards

>>8592940

Two. Both to myself. A third time if you count a dream I had after the first time where I was again, sucking myself. How good I felt sucking on a dick is another reason for me to lament that I'm too manly to ever have a straight boyfriend. I started transition too late. It was a good feeling to have a hard dick in my mouth.

2 times, my bf doesn't like oral :'(

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>>8592940
none...

g-gotta love neet life

>>8593016
Ive easily doubled that tbqh.

>>8593028
He's not trans, then.

If your answer is more than one time, you're a slut.

>>8594205
Mormons actually believe this

>>8592949
*unzips dick* lets fix that anon.

>>8592949
Fucking this!

Like 5 or 6.

>>8594205
What if you don't mind, and even enjoy being a slut?

>>8592940
three, all of them self-succs

>>8592940
>did

One, but I don't like you implying that I'm done.

>>8592940
well if we're talking the amounts of dicks I think I'm getting close to a hundred

>this subtle second-hand cocksucking virgin-shaming
:(

>>8594303
>unzips dick
What the fuck is wrong with you, why do you have a zipper on your dick?

>>8592940
0, and i dont intend to ever give one.
>i always lock my partners in cages

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>>8594608

>>8594620
D-do you have a partner now by any chance A-anon?
Just an 18 y/o mtf asking for a friend.

>>8594636
the taste of a lying dick

>>8594643
yes, but she's a cuck so i may be able to add a second maid into my harem

>>8594657
I'm sorry I'd get way too jealous in that dynamic. I don't really like sharing my master/man.

>>8594636
They don't call it "Sticky Fingers" for no reason ayyyyyyyyyyy

>>8594666
to each their own. but if you want to chat, you can leave your discord or something

>>8594687
Have you got an email I could contact? I don't really use discord.

>>8594710
i don't really use email, sorry. what about snapchat or kik or something? i have a throwaway mail.com address you can send your un to

>>8594724
What your email, we could kik.

>>8594752
Ok got it, you can delete that message now if you don't want people to see it.

>>8594752
Haven't got a reply yet, you there?

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Anyone have any experience sucking off multiple cocks at once? Because I'd love to be the center of a Bukkake one day and can't stop fantasizing about it.

>>8592940
I've only sucked cock 6 times so not many but I've been told I am really good at it.

>>8594912
Maybe try a cruising spot or a gay bathhouse. Some dating sites have groups for something like that.

I don't think cock-sucking skills are objectively quantifiable. Every guy enjoys his cock sucked a little different.

>>8594090
Why ?

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>>8594935
I've thought of that before but have never been sure how it would go. Do you just nod dudes to follow you to a to a private room at bathhouses? I've also thought of going to one of those gay theatures/DVD stores that have booths too which I assume is relatively similar. Either way bathhouses seem pretty cozy.
As for cruising sites I already have squirt but no luck in finding a decent guy on there yet.

>Some dating sites have groups for something like that.
Doesn't Hornet have groups you can join like you mentioned? I've heard good things about it.

>Every guy enjoys his cock sucked a little different.
True but I'm able to deep throat and most guys from what I can tell seem to really like that.
Thanks for the input anon.

>>8592940
Am i the only Guy who hate receiving blowjobs ? It just does nothing to me.

>>8592940
Only three. I only suck cock when he sucks my cock first and does it properly.

>>8595445
Maybe no one ever gave you a proper blowjob?

Or, are you circumcised maybe? They cut away some very sensitive tissue when they do their little blood magic ritual on your penis.

>>8595445
You people ruin gay sex for everyone but dom 200% tops.

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>>8595445
no, it is fairly common to prefer sucking (fellatio) to getting sucked (irrumatio).

>>8595491
I'm circumcised but i doubt that's the reason, i've never had any problem in other areas. It's just that i don't see the appeal, it doesn't excite me and when i do climax it just feels like i've wasted an orgasm.
>>8595494
Good thing i'm not gay then

USO DAAAA

>>8595645
>i doubt that's the reason
Because you never felt a blowjob with the sensitive tissue on the tip of your penis being intact...

>>8594757
>>8594777
update: she now calls me daddy

>>8595726
PERFECT

im calling a guy daddy too rn its fkn gr8

>>8595515
Preferring sucking =/= not liking blowjobs.

none cuz no bf

I NEED A BF PLS

O N T A R I O

>>8592940
2

>>8595445
Actually no anon, I don't necessarily hate blowjobs but I'd much rather cum from receiving anal like in those mangas.

No clue,but im happy i´ve only ever sucked my only boyfriend,i wish i can live with him forever

>>8592940
1, but it was just the tip
>and I don't think I'm flexible enough to reach any more...

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>>8593028
That's it. I'm out.

An amazing two

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How am I supposed to keep track of that even? Does it still count as a blowjob if we switched to normal sex and he came inside me?

I've never even touched another dick. Tfw lesbian

>>8599176
Yes.
If you can't track the blowjobs, fair enough, but you should at least be able to count the number of dicks.

>>8599205
>Should
Why?

Not everyone has the same morals as you.

>>8599205
I can't. Fite me 1 on 1.

>>8592940
zero

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>>8599200
>>8599314
Rrrreeeeee! What are you even posting here for then? Go suck some dick or get of the fucked off my thread thread!!!

~150
lost count
i'm only 22 kek

>>8600650
Nice

>>8600650
Are you good at giving head though?

>>8594017
want to suck my dick anon?
i cant promise that i might drug you, kidnap you and possibly keep you as a sex slave.

Maybe bout 36 at this point really lucky I'm still clean desu I hate being slut.

>>8601441
Yeah they call me AirLipz

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>>8592940

>>8593004
In a row?

>>8601495
>I hate being slut.
Then why don't you just... stop...?

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I've been overweight for most of my life, so I'm a virgin.

But I'm finally looking decent and carrying myself well, but I'm also 22 years old without a day of experience sexually.

Any tips?

>>8603196
Grindr and just write the most obnoxious fucking bio like

>haha i am just looking for fun :^)))) Just want to waste some time you know :)))

You will instantly have guys messaging you to suck their dick

>>8603649
Tee hee, any horny, hung, guys wanna have a long philosophical debate about various subjects with me :3 ?????

Been with about 250 guys and I'd say most of them had some dick sucking prior to fucking, so somewhere around there for dicks sucked.

>>8594643
I dont

One.
It was a straight friend and he was uncomfortable with the whole thing. It wasn't ideal, though I did confirm that sperm is fucking delicious and I want to swallow more of it.

>>8604499
>I did confirm that sperm is fucking delicious and I want to swallow more of it.
We need to meet.Now.

>>8603649
Will guys let a fatty suck their dick though? I was 330 but i've dropped down to 280 now, been going through kind of a transformation but the self doubt since i'm pretty fat has kept me from even going on grindr

>>8604098
Enjoying your aids much? I'm pretty slutty too, but that's just ridiculous.

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>>8601495

lol mods delete a safe for work picture of muzki eating magic shrimp.

>>8602911

I can't basically I'm pretty broken if someone goes on a date with me it almost always ends with a blow job or my ass being fucked. I also hook up in clubs well used to until I moved and I hook up with guys on dating apps even when I've been raped and molested I gave in and let them use me. I can't stop honestly I know I'll never find love so this is the best I get.

>>8607236
S P A I N
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>>8604112
Sorry the first person that replied to me is now undoubtably my daddy. I love my daddy, and I only plan on having one daddy.

>>8607253
Is this a variation on the London meme lol sadly I'm stuck in the USA. So unless you can make yourself teleport I don't think I can give you a blowjob anon.

>>8607461
daddy loves you and your big sister very much.

2. We were teenagers at the time and I was terrible at it so we just fucked afterwards instead.

>>8602894
I'm 37!?

>>8607933
aw thats so cute too bad i missed the train

>>8608683
we're discussing getting them matching chastity cages and collars, it's awesome.
gonna get them some nice collars, too. and cute uniforms to wear.
it's gonna be sweet.

>>8608724
aw do u like live close or something?

thats so :3

>>8608731
no, the complete opposite. life is suffering, but my babies are everything.

>>8608798
ahhhh thas cool

still fun tho :3

>>8592940
>How many blowjobs

Hell, I gave 50 just to buy this wig.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_NqtzSgkiA

3 different dudes. A lot with the first one because we weren't having sex. A good amount with the second one but he was more of a giving than a taker. With my 3rd one hot damn, like 2 years of blowjobs maybe at least a couple of times a weak (if you average it out do it a bunch and then take a break)

>>8604098
>tfw you sucked 1/4 of the amount of people living in my village

like 20 I think, all on the same person though.

>>8592940
Maybe at least like 15 or 17.