>my mom bought me a dildo What am I supposed to feel right now

>>8577417
you should be buzzing!

>>8577417
My mom has been bringing me condoms and lube since before I came out as gay, or even was sexually mature. Some parents just want to feel like they're enable their children to live a sexually liberated life. Let her be happy about supporting you.

That's embarassing

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>>8577417
what?

>>8577482
Girl, your mother bringing you condoms and lube is very different to the bitch buying you a dildo.
Like most people even gays don't use dildos, I'm pretty sure.
She either thinks OP can't get laid or she thinks he's a massive slut.

>this thread is still up

>>8577482
>>8579491
I probably should have mentioned that I'm a mtf, not a gay cis guy

>>8579497
you're a real good now

>>8577417
She's sending you a very subtle message which is GET FUCKED.

>>8579516
But why

>>8579572
She fantasizes about her child being at the center of a 12 man orgy.

>>8577417
>>8579497
Your mom has always wanted a daughter and wants to masterbait to the thought of guys aggressively fucking your butt hole so she wants to have some practice before she hires a group of guys to gangbang you and film it for her viewing pleasure.

>>8579664
Also this.

>>8579664
>>8579917
Moms.

Aren't they the best?

>>8577417
She is telling you that she is sex positive but also saying she would rather you fulfill your anal desires with a toy than with a real man who can break your heart and possibly give you an STD.

The correct response is "Thank You" and then give her a vibrating clitoral stimulator for her next birthday.

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>>8577447
Dildos don't buzz anon, vibrators do silly

>>8577417
She wants you to practice your anal skills because she wants you to get a bf and finally move out of her basement

>>8579497
It means she thinks you're hsts

>no one has yet said the obvious which is that OP's mom wants to peg him/her in the ass

>>8579937
>She is telling you that she is sex positive but also saying she would rather you fulfill your anal desires with a toy than with a real man who can break your heart and possibly give you an STD.

I guess this could be it

>>8577417
maybe she is just very very out of touch and she thought that's what you would want. maybe ask her about it! shes probably trying to find a way to connect.

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>>8579664
>>8579917
Whew
Hot tbqh mi familia

>>8581012
I really don't want to talk to her about it though. We've never talked about sex stuff to each other

>>8581036
how big was the dildo

>>8577417
I have a dildo in my ass right now, I like to shove my 6,5 incher upp there and browse /lgbt/ while wiggling around in bed

>>8581043
Six inches, why?

>>8581055
your mom thinks you're a lightweight. this is an insult.

>>8581062
Yeah, a real mom would buy their child a giant monster dildo

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>>8577417
If you're a bottom, feel lucky to have such an understanding and supportive mother.
Most people don't have that.
If you're a top, feel ashamed that your own mother thinks you're an effeminate beta and try to eliminate whatever mannerisms/speech patterns are making her think you take it up the cucu.

>>8581111
See >>8579497

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>>8580618
/thread

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>>8581110
Your a fucking casual OP, my mum bought a dragon dildo and a anal bead the size of five tennis balls when I came out as bi.

>>8577417
Be a good girl and get your anus read for mommy's strapon

>>8577417
my dad helps me pick lingerie

>>8582554
Do you think he has good taste in lingeries anon?

>>8582638
it's meh

then again maybe mine isn't good

>>8581044
Sounds hot tbqh familia.

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What the fuck is this thread?

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>>8582674
Perhaps it runs in the family, I can help you pick good out lingerie though.

>>8582847
Its a 4chan answers questions and gives advice thread.

>>8582554
My mom has bought me gift cards to victoria's secret, does that count?

>>8583894
As long as you don't pick me out thongs over boyshorts it would be an improvement.

>>8582847
A thread where all of us with intolerant families can feel

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>>8583918
Post proof with a time stamp pls.

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>>8577417
Be grateful you don't have stuck up annoying sex negative parents like some of us.
>come out as gay to my protestant parents
>they learn to deal with it and love me
>still think sex before marriage is one of the worst sins
>think gay marriage is a sin
>don't think gay sex is inherently bad
>also think masturbation is a sin
>mfw they basically think I'm never allowed to have orgasm or I'm going to hell but I can "date" guys
I mean I still have sex and masturbate but I swear the mental gymnastics people have to do.

Like you've got a rubber cock in your ass.

>>8577417
Clearly she wants to strap it on and fugg you up the pooper

>>8583966
your dad wants to fuck you

>>8581055
This >>8581062
You need to prove your mum wrong by ordering two large dradon dildos with suction cups on the bottom so they stick to the floor and a bunch of lube then practice till your able to ride both at this same time DP style. Don't just take her insults like a bitch, become the alpha girl.

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some parent just know that their kid will never get any and so i guess they get them things that will bring them at least some pleasure? i knew a kid in junior year of high school who's mom bought him a fleshlight becausr he was such an autistic sperg he couldnt pick up any tail

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>>8577417
>be sexually unfulfilled middle aged woman
>want to upgrade dildo to a bigger model
>can't throw it out with the trash or hubby/nosy neighbors might find it
>remember kid likes peepees
Better give that thing a proper scrub

>>8588840
Do cis girls get given dildos this way?

my dad has fucked me since I was a teen

>>8587385
i doubt it

post a thread on r/incest .

title it "my mom bought me a dildo... next steps?"

follow their advice, they'll help you out.

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>>8588883
You'd be surprised, happens all the time. In fact its probably for the best if it makes teens less likely to hook up with any random fuck boi douche with one of those cringe snap back hats who will try to stealth them and get them pregnant because lol I pulled out.

>>8588840
It was in an unopened box sitting on top of my bed when I came home from work

>>8590199
she's waiting for you to open the box because plausible deniability.
then when you're gone and your dad's gone she can ride it.
i guarantee there is going to be pussy juice on it the next time you leave the house.

>>8577417
Happy she supports you, you have a cool mom

>>8590258
My mom is single and I've never met my dad anon

>>8590264
I'm your dad anon, sorry but your mom can be real bitch sometimes plus I would have been a shitty father anyway.

>>8590186
I wouldn't bet on it reducing hookups. It probably just makes them less likely to use cucumbers from the kitchen.

>>8592755
Kek.

>>8579917
down, penis, down!

>>8577417
Privilege

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>>8577417
You should tell your mum you want a double ended dildo next so the two of you can ride it together. Its always good for mothers and daughters to find new ways to bond with each other OP.

>>8593627
That's creepy but I find it hot. I'm pretty messed up.