/mascgen/ last thread fucking died edition

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SHAME!

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>>8575286
It was a shitty edition. Mascgen should alwaya have a masc guy in the OP

Anyone else start checking out their own ass while lifting?

It makes me sad, having a great ass takes very little effort, but no bottoms seem to squat.

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>>8575853
Faggot cockaroaches.. You fags are bad for business

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And yes.. I said the word "faggot"

Any of you butt slammers got a problem with that?

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What's your favorite body part on a man?

>>8575853
do you get aroused by yourself? Lmao
>>8575583
>tfw you find out this guy made a jerk off video

>>8575853
I do. But I was a skelly so any muscle development just blows my mind.

I think most people don't know how easily you can get a nice ass by doing squats. I thought it would take years when I started, but two months in I was already getting compliments

>>8575952
>>tfw you find out this guy made a jerk off video
POST IT
O
S
T

I
T

>>8575950
Ass. Then probably back. A v taper to a nice ass is amazing.

>>8575952
>do you get aroused by yourself?
Maybe...

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Dream Daddy dating simulator is supposed to came out later today; tempted to get a steam account just to play it for the best guy.

Pic Related.

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>>8575995
>Not wiz daddy

>>8576042
Literally ew and why

>>8576042
fuck it is wiz

>>8575950
>thighs
>ass
>shoulders
>pecs
>arms
>back

In that order (assuming we're excluding face, which is always #1)

>>8575950
Ok this will sound weird, but lower back, in the middle, where the spine is. For some reason I love running my hand on that part of a guy's body. And I love it when a guy does tsat to me. Feels so good.

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>>8576042

Who's wiz? I've seen him being mentioned here before but I never figured out what's up with him

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>>8575950
Calves

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>>8576673
this guy

>>8576446
>In that order (assuming we're excluding face, which is always #1)
This. You don't have to be a 10, but your face is what I interact with every day.

>>8576673
He's a fat gross neckbread trip from gaygen.

Imagine human pondscum with a shitty beard, and you wouldn't be too far off.

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>>8576708
Stop spreading lies.

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hey sp. he got divorced. u know what and who to do.

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>>8575950
1) pecs
2) ass
3) arms & thighs

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>>8576895
Fuck off with this shit.

>>8576895
Tengo unas ganas de chuparle la verga terribles.

>>8577111
buenos triples

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>>8575950
Taints.

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>>8577212

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>>8577216
>>8577212

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>>8577212
>>8577216
>>8577225

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>>8577212
>>8577216
>>8577225
>>8577243
Taint shots are always perfect.

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>>8577256
>>8577243
>>8577225
>>8577216
>>8577212
>tfw bf loves playing with my taint
>tfw ticklish down there

>>8577315
Wow klokov got fat

>he's 'masc'
>he still visits 4chan regularly and spams images of other guys
rly gains my activated pistachios

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>>8577404
Looks nothing like klokov m8

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>>8577315
Must be really hairy. The best kind of taint is the hairy ones.

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>>8576895
He'll never notice meeeeereeeeeee.

>>8578036
If you reeeee hard enough you may get him

>>8578036
I'll never understand the love for this guy, he looks like a dumb slut. Always posting photos of partying and shit. Literally the gay version of a trophy wife

>>8578439
Trophy wives are hot and beautiful, he's literally a hairy ugly man beast.

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>>8575950
This part

>>8577627
how'd you know?

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>tfw top musclecub w power bottom cub bf
>tfw gay acquaintances be mirin/flirting
>tfw bf gets jealous and tell them I'm his man and then takes me home and rides me hard then cuddles hard

I'm okay with this

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>>8578036
giving up so soon?

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>>8578654
>>8578036

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>>8578656
>>8578654
>>8578036
Uh oh, you may be running out of TIME: "
If this is not love ...? @israel_guerra_suarez I love you sister!"

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>>8578036
>>8578654
>>8578656
>>8578657

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>>8578659
>>8578036

>>8578660
>>8578659
>>8578657
>>8578656
>>8578654
>bullying sp
reeeeeeeeeee

>>8576763

You seem really upset and salty. ;3

>>8576202

It's only me if I got buff and was just a little older

>hottest guy I know says he wants to fug
>dick says YES
>brain says NO
>turn him down
>regret
Am I being stupid for trying to keep sex as something meaningful in 2016+1? It seems to be the perfect way to isolate yourself these days

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>>8578660
>>8578659
>>8578657
>>8578656
>>8578654
>>8578036
>>8576895
>samurbithread
Let's make it better with some qt beefy paul

>>8578810
He can lift all he wants, he's an ugly mothefucker with inbred traits
>>8578809
I don't hook up with friends, that's for sure

>>8578843
>I don't hook up with friends
well, we're not really friends, just acquaintances

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>>8578809
Just tell him you changed your mind. There's no reason to turn down sex unless you're in a relationship.

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>>8578660
>>8578659
>>8578657
>>8578656
>>8578654
>>8578036
>>8576895
I can't compete with such a man.

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>>8578809
There are tons of relationships that started out as just sex nsa. You probably pass off as a prude and not worth the time.

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>>8578810
I love his scottish accent.

>>8579245
>There are tons of relationships that started out as just sex nsa
This. I feel like it's actually a lot better relationshipwise. After you get sex and all the sexual tension and hang ups out of the way you can focus now on getting to know someone.

I feel like people are more open after sex. I mean you just fucked someone's brains out that's nothing left to prove.

>>8578439

Right? He's pretty much the face of that whole retarded ''bearlebrity'' phenomenon and that attention-whoring and vapid superficiality just turns me off completely.

>>8579245
>There are tons of relationships that started out as just sex nsa
But I know he doesn't want to get into a relationship with anyone

>>8579259
>>8579245
And where are these examples of successful relationships?
You two? LMAO

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>>8579241
iktf

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>>8579403
That's sorta a trick question innit? Any relationship except the one you in currently is a failed relationship.

>>8575950
In order
>Face
>Chest
>Abdomen
>Arms
>Back
>Neck
>Groin 'n' butt
>Legs
>Feet

>>8575950
Chest

Guys with BFs.
Where and how did you find BFs that weren't femmy slutfags?

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>>8579609
4chan

No regrets

>>8579609
Grindr.

He's a bit fem. But I kinda like it. He expects me to be the man in the relationship, which works for me.

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>>8575916
I told you a long time ago you fucking little monkey not to FUCK ME!

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I hate fucking leg day. It was almost worth it to see how juicy my as was in the mirror doing cardio.

How weird would it be to film myself for fapping purposes?

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https://grabyourwallet.org/

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>>8580359
>List of be pro Trump places to shop
Neat.

>>8580359
Whether or not you give a shit about Trump's politics this shit is misguided. Bitch to the companies on Twitter or yell at your representatives. Don't go harass people working there that are just trying to do their jobs that they hate

>>8580278
>How weird would it be to film myself for fapping purposes
Pretty weird, I'd say. Then again, it may be the only way out if you have fetishes there is little to no porn of

>>8580483
You don't even have any money to spend you NEET.

>>8580615
People talk to me about how hot they find my macro stories but Tbh I can't get sexual enjoyment from it because I'm just super self-critical about any grammar errors or mistakes

>>8580583
This is war mrs. Peacock; casualties are inevitable.

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>>8580583
You are talking to an SJW that's how they fight. Destroy businesses first ask questions later.

>>8580676
I wish people would actually just bother to vote instead

>>8580669
NEETs have money to spend it's called welfare you dummy.

>>8580676
Why do you people keep attacking innocent people though.

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>>8580686
not for long

>>8580689
The welfare system is only going to expand in the future regardless of retarded muh smaller gobbernmentz faggots want.

Universal basic income when

>>8580697
>The welfare system is only going to expand in the future
Not if they stop handing it out to immigrants. They wouldn't go to murica but somewhere in Europe like France or England.

>>8580697
You do know that's going to fail in time. All the smart people still left in the US are moving to other countries.

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>>8580359
>fags boycotting beer and nascar

>>8580704
>France
>England
>not equally broke shitholes with underfunded welfare systems

I'm laffing at you liberals who thought money grows on trees. Turns out it doesn't! Enjoy your aging crisis! Enjoy working in your 50's to support 23yo unemployed migrants! You chose this fate!

>>8580717
http://cyruskirkpatrick.com/10-reasons-to-leave-america/

>>8580676
>mrs. Peacock
Thought this was a Are You Being Served? Reference but then I remembered her name was Mrs. Babcock

>>8580704
>Not if they stop handing it out to immigrants
you really think this is going to last lmao

>>8580717
>"All the smart people still left in the US are moving to other countries."
>Actors and actresses who said they'll leave if Trump won are still in the US

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>>8580687
Is vs them mentality. Anyone who isn't a she is a Nazi.

Like the progressive Jewish guy they tried to crucify because he didn't go along with "No Whites Day"

>>8580717
>You do know that's going to fail in time
How is it going to fail?

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>>8580730
Tfw live in Eurabia. Feels bad.

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>>8580739
It's a Clue reference.

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>>8580754
Actors and actresses aren't smart. Infact to be one you don't even need a highschool diploma like Nicholas Cage and Tom Cruise. They never even finished highschool.

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>>8580754
You do know that it takes about 1 year and 6 months to officially immigrate into another country.

>>8580359
>boycotting amazon
Yeah. No

>>8580811
Why don't they just go to Mexico illegally? Oh wait no they'll be arrested or killed.

>>8580816
>mexico > any other country
Your logic is not sound you tard farm.

>>8580811
>implying you need to be an immigrant first to leave
Get a visa for work or studies. Leave.

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>>8580821
Trying to immigrate into another country under another visa is considered visa fraud and every government highly scrutinize those who try to do so.

>>8580724
Your "beer" and circle racing are bootleg versions of the actual stuff.

>>8580829
You can go to another country for an indifferent amount of time for work visas, or as long as you study in another country. You just need to continue updating your visa every year or depending on the country. Staying in the country is actually one of the requirements in some countries to legally migrate permanently. In the US, you need to stay for 7 years, while 3 years in Canada I think.

>America
>Land of the Free
>Bountiful Opportunities
>Americans choose to remain ignorant about everything possible
pourquoi?

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>>8580856
Canada is 5 years alone, 3 years if married to a Canadian.

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>>8580841
Guess you can't boycott things you already don't like.

>>8580817
But you guys love Mexicans. Why wouldn't you go there? I really thought you liked Mexican culture.

>>8580867
I can't boycott things I have no ability to realistically not partake in. But Nascar and American beer are actually shit.

>>8580734
This article does sound a little bit biased. I'm German, but I've made pretty great friends in America.

>tfw no American bf who comes to live with me in Europe

>>8580880
They'll be appropriating Mexican culture. And they'll have to work.

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>>8579647
Gib story bb

>>8580882
>But Nascar and American beer are actually shit.
Most Americans are straight. That's why those things exists.

>>8580903
Most people are straight. Yet Europeans have F1, Rally and central Europe has some of the best beer.

>>8580925
>Europeans are mostly straight
>had to get more migrants because of falling population
Most people are straight, but most europeans are gay.

>>8580941
That's statistically impossible although I do wish it were true.

>>8580941
We don't have freedom of speech or a second amendment.
It's 10 times more rigged than murica.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVDliwn0Xjg
Ya'll homos need to get red pilled right now.

>>8581073
Why do americans talk a lot about 'the bitter truth'? None of them actually discuss anything 'bitter' it's just more political party jibberish.

>>8581093
>political party jibberish.
The future of your country is very very important anon.

>>8581102
It's why I vote Hillz. She's the only one adequately funding abortions.

>>8581113
>Saving your country by aborting your libtard genetics
I understand what you mean. You are very brave.

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Unsure if I like this guy I went on a date with or if I'm just bored and enjoy the fact I'm getting attention with an easy option of sex when I want it

>>8581120
Actually think things through next time. ;)

>>8581125
I see through your plan to about black babies

>>8581123
>the fat turd on the right cut out of the photo
LMAO

>>8581142
Soz not soz

>>8581142
You mean left?

>>8581149
>>8581143
>>8581123
Yeah left not right. His fat mass of a belly is almost touching the manlet. I'd be disgusted if I were him having to pose with a fatty next to me.

Why do I enjoy it so much that I'm this big tough guy in the gym and when my bf is around I'm this submissive, femmy little muscle sub and just want to snuggle and kiss and take his big cock up my ass while my tiny cock leaks

Fuck, why do trannies complain, being a woman in a mans body is fucking AWESOME

>>8581163
ok

>>8581159
>anon is still trying to lure in fatties who love that humiliation trash
smdh

>>8581141
There is nothing funny about millions of black babies being aborted.

>>8581275
lol

>>8581141
And then join me in the fun adventures.

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>>8581163
I remember reading once somewhere that people who is often dominant in their everyday lives usually enjoy taking a submissive role during sex. Sort of a way of getting some relief from the responsibility of always being in charge.

>>8581552
what kind of garbage broscience

>>8581552
It's a huge relief for me
My boyfriend is amazing and I turn into a super submissive obedient fag when hes is around

>>8581600
Feeling weak and helpless is nice >_<

>>8581691
>>_<
>I'm this big tough guy in the gym
mathcgen strikes again

>>8581702
Im a closet case who used muscle to hide my faggyness
Didn't work of course
My boyfriend is the real man of the relationship
I just do it so I look good and healthy now instead of masculine power

>>8581702
I am the same speaking honestly, for all my training. I just can't wait to get down and suck cock and take it up the ass from an alpha male

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>>8581702
you emaciated twinks are disgusting, grow a fucking pair

>>8580867
Hadn't even heard of yuengling beer too now. Not really a fan of lagers but if it upsets sjws, it's worth a try.

>>8581726
Your bf is lucky.
The world needs more muscle fags.

>>8575950
thighs
ass
pecs

>>8581762
>grow a fucking pair
of lovehandles?
disgusting

>>8581838
Better than your sharp bony ass. Skeleton freaks die. Disgusting.

>>8581783
>if it upsets sjws, it's worth a try

stupidest reason ever to be a drunk, but okay

>>8581829
He's so good to me, and he makes me feel so accomplished in my training and says I'm really motivated.

God I love him ;-;

>>8581762
you obese baraspammers are disgusting, hit the treadmill and maybe someone will love you

>>8581864
>Implying I need a reason.

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>>8581865
Ask him for permission to post your butt.

>>8581865
gross
can you and your endorphins please fuck off and die?

>>8580701
once we have a sustainable white population with little to no minorities

>>8581884
dat Hottentot ass

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steatopygia

>>8581848
lmao

>>8580701
economy isn't nearly automated enough

it's going to be like Marx imagined all along

at some point machines will be able to produce all goods and services needed for human existence

at that point and that point only violent revolution will succeed

won't be until we're old timers or later, i bet

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>>8582350
>at some point machines will be able to produce all goods and services needed for human existence
At the top of my head, engineers/programmers will still be employed to create/maintain those machines. Cyber-security will always be a problem. Chemists will always be employed to check food quality. None of them will study/work for free, and forcing them to work is slavery.

>>8581893
>white population
This is the lazy population that wants 80k without a degree for a shitty job a robot can easily do. I think you mean Asian population.

>>8582426
Pretty sure he means once AI is advanced enough to surpass humans. Which very likely we won't be alive for.

>>8581783
As an SJW, I will just laugh at your fat ass drinking shit beer to make a very strong point about your fav politician. Also, alcohol kills gains.

>>8582825
>once AI is advanced enough to surpass humans
That's subjective. For example, if you check the Moral Machine made by MIT about scenarios with a driverless car, not everyone agrees who to save/kill in those scenarios. Unless laws are passed, no one would let an AI decide who to kill/save in those scenarios.

Also, all AI are susceptible to paradoxes, viruses, and unauthorized alterations.

>>8582892
You're using MIT's current tech which is nowhere near true human-like AI. It's not subjective btw. It's like how chimps vs humans is not subjective. At some point AI will surpass humans.

>>8579609
Scruff.

>>8582426
I was thinking mostly police/security forces. As the number of people on UBI increases, so will the number of people utilizing the new welfare system and we'll see an explosion in the lowest class.

I imagine a lot of time will be spent policing them/ stoping looting rioting.

I think you might get tot he point where you have a run away welfare system. As more people end up on welfare, more people vote to expand their welfare benefits.

>>8582836
lol Yes, trying new beers is truly a hardship. How will I survive?
>Also, alcohol kills gains.
Not really. Unless you're really destroying your liver. If your diet has room for a couple hundred empty calories, it doesn't really matter where it comes from.

>>8582905
It is subjective. You could argue that chimps surpass humans in a lot of ways. Most of them having to deal with physical strength.

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>tfw no giant bf

>>8583257
>As more people end up on welfare, more people vote to expand their welfare benefits.
You don't need advanced technology/AI for that one to happen. Universities are already overpricing their services because they know the students can just get a loan from the government. Social welfare is supposed to be just a crutch but people will always find ways to abuse the system.

>>8584501
>tfw not a miniature girl with a giant bf

>>8579609
OKcupid. He was the first guy to not treat me like some vapid hot chick.

>>8584501
>tfw 6'3
>Bf is 5'7"
It's great. I wish I was taller/he was shorter though.

>>8584501
>tfw 6'2"
>not tall enough to be a giant bf
>too tall to get a significantly taller bf who's not lanky
>turbomanlets are usually really fat

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>>8584992
Just look for an Asian or Latino bf. There's tons that are fit and pint sized.

>>8585041
stop posting ven

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>>8585046
Posting who?
It's just some random Tumblr sloot.

>>8579609
The least fem bf i've ever had I met IRL. I don't think tru-masc dudes use apps desu.

>>8575286

Top or bottom and why?

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>>8584501
>I know this feel so I can't relate to your pain

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>>8585680
Verse master race. Stop thinking in black and white. There's more colors and flavors out in this world than this salty top or bottom shit.

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>>8585680
Top. Butt stuff never really did it for me.

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>>8585680
Verse. I like topping, but I also like knowing that my bf gets hard to fuck me.

>>8585680
I prefer topping
Don't mind bottoming but I don't really enjoy it
Just feel like I have to pee desu
Like if I drank three glasses of water and waited two hours I'd get the same feeling

Anyone got any toy suggestions? Bout to be home alone for a good bit and not sure if I should pick up an onahole (or whatever the non-weeb term is) or just go for a dildo. Preferably suggest them from Amazon, and the cheaper the better please.

>>8575950
face. especially if he has a well-groomed beard.

>>8577212
>>8577216
>>8577225
>>8577243
>>8577256
>>8577627
Why are you posting pictures of men's crotches? Are you gay or something?

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>browse dating apps
>see this
what the fuck are they trying to say?

>>8587424
He's neutered.

>>8587424
>Heteroflexible, Homoflexible
This doesn't make any sense. Heteroflexible means primarily heterosexual but open to homosexual experiences. Homoflexible means primarily homosexual but open to heterosexual experiences. They're probably trying to say that they're bisexual.
>Transmasculine
It means they were born female or intersex but identify with masculinity more than femininity. They may or may not be medically transitioning (i.e., taking testosterone).
>what the fuck are they trying to say?
It's a bisexual woman, but don't you dare call her that, you shitlord.

>>8587424
They're obviously mentally ill. Move on.

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>>8584501
fuck size difference is hella hot

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>>8588161
>hella
So much cringe.

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>>8588161
Only if both people are bears. Twink with giant is just disgusting.

why is mascgen so catty and bitchy now

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>>8588362
Nothing gold can stay

>>8588296
but that image is hot and the smaller one isn't a bear

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>>8588362
It's not. Masc gen is chill af, with the exception of one perpetually booty bothered tranny.

Seeing masc dudes happy bothers it, and it's developed into a full blow psychosis where it's here shit posting nearly 24/7.

>>8588656
It's more than just the tranny now though, it's also the bitter fag who's contrarian and fussy as fuck for no good reason.

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Why can't I enjoy (receiving) butt sex? Is there a way to be a better bottom? Me and my bf are vers and I want to satisfy him 100% of the time. Anything larger than a finger is unconfortable.

>>8588769
Vers men will never be satisfied 100%.
And if it's uncomfortable, just don't do it. Bottoming just isn't for everyone, forcing it is only going to cause more damage.

>>8588296
neither of those are bears just buff men. the larger one has average body hair, the smaller one is as smooth as a porpoise lel

>>8588769
Just try to relax. the more you think about this - the more uncomfortable you'll get and the more difficult it is going to be for you. Porn actors take horse-sized dicks with happy smile, so it shouldn't be too difficult for you to take usual.

>>8588787
:(

>>8588801
>Porn actors take horse-sized dicks with happy smile
They're also on a shitload of drugs, have been douching with the entire shower hose up their intestines, and are getting paid. But sure, let's keep comparing porn to irl that'll help people.

>>8588804
they are not on drugs. Producers are going to kick out any junkie, cause it's paid for place, things like lube, salary of cameramen, and etc. So, in porn you must be sober as fuck.

>>8588819
>they are not on drugs.
LOL

>>8588804
Not only wouldn't I mind being on a shitload of drugs I have an enema fetish (klimsaphilia) so getting paid while taking monster dick kinda just sounds like a bonus desu.

>>8588821
Head down to your latest porn studio and sign the fuck up bruv.

>>8588820
Porn is about making what you a needed for in a right moment. Person under drugs is barelly controlled and may say "i don't want to fuck him, i want to fuck cameraman"

>>8588851
Really depende on the drugs

>>8588851
>having no tolerance

>>8588608
That's clearly a muscle pup cub in progress. He has facial hair.

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>>8588797
>porpoise

>>8588903
Triggered porpoise with no body hair spotted

How does it feel knowing I had more at 17 then you have at 27?

>>8579609
T I N D E R
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D
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>>8588909
lol wut

I had a full thicc beard at the age of 16 and body hair to match.

>>8588897
>He has facial hair.
I can't.

>>8588851
Not all drugs turn you into a twitchy violent hysterical mess bro wtf are you talking about. Drugs on set is extremely common. It's also why so many people who quit porn production have an extremely tough time staying the fuck away, they're quitting porn making and also drugs.

>>8588916
>porpoise typed while crying

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>>8588916
>tfw 25 and can't grow facial hair worth a shit

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>>8588927

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>>8588932
>filename

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>>8588936
You're the most worthless shitposting troll I've ever met.

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>>8588970
>NUH-UH! it's not shitposting when I do it!!!

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>>8588602
We Pratt posting now?

>>8588924
>Not all drugs turn you into a twitchy violent hysterical mess
This. All it takes is to look up how many professional actors (porn or not) shot scenes while being drunk or high on something. Even fucking Daniel Radcliffe admitted being drunk for a good part of the later Harry Potter movies. Lots of stories of actors hiding booze/drugs on the set too. There is a reason why so many actors are drug addicts, and porn is far from being the exception

>>8588984
What is going on with his hairline?

>>8589915
>apartment
I'm so sorry.

>>8589938
>im 24 and he's 25 and neither of us are far in our careers
Life sounds mediocre on the slow lane.

>>8589954
Cute attempt, but ultimately I have what you desire. I'm where you want to be, isn't that funny?

>>8590069
catty femme pls go

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>>8589927
>apartments are bad

Sure is retard around here.

>>8579609
A Nintendo Facebook group.

>>8582350
>at some point machines will be able to produce all goods and services needed for human existence
Do you realise how many jobs will be lost and lives will be meaningless to the elite? This isn't a good thing not if they take away jobs. It's in fact considered a MAJOR issue.

>>8579609
Rugby team
But I met my ex on Scruff and he wasn't fem at all

>>8590806
Eliminating jobs is good. The market restructures and increases in efficiency.

To say otherwise yes to embrace backwards Ludditism.

>>8590128
>>8590138
>t-tranny!

pathetic lol

>>8575950
Fucking hands. Gets me so hard looking at a guy with big hands.

>>8590806
>Do you realise how many jobs will be lost and lives will be meaningless to the elite?
It already is babe. :3

>>8590138
>the anime tranny poster calling others trannies
what do they call this...

>>8590906
ikr
would let him finger me

I had my birthday yesterday. I spent the whole day alone and went to the movies by myself. Apparently my friends had a surprise party for me and forgot to invite me...

>>8591220
Oops, leftover from another thread. Didn't mean to make a name, just to be a sad sack of shit.

>>8591229
I'm sorry you had a lousy birthday anon. How old are you now?

>>8591207
Tranny here, I never larp as masc, I only ever post as a tranny or effeminate boy.

>>8591244
22 now. I didn't really do much for my 21rst either though. I drove 6 hours to get home and go out drinking with my boyfriend only to find out he had work in the morning and then I went and drank with some friends before passing out to Pootie Tang. Birthdays in general just don't go well for me.

>>8591279
It's okay, bro. Your next birthday will definitely be better.

>>8591360
Thanks man, I spent all day doing research and it kinda cheered me up. Then the sky opened and rained on me like the wrath of god, that made me smile though.

I hope you have a happy birthday whenever it is.

>>8591267
This is why everyone hates trannies. The whole board is practically a tranny board and we even left gaygen because of you, and you still post here.

>>8591379
another anon here. I've had my share of lousy birthdays as well, and it used to feel bad. Then I decided to say 'fuck it' and spend it like any other day. It's actually a lot more enjoyable that way, I think. Sometimes there so much pressure on us to have an awesome time that even the wildest party (or whatever your ideal birthday is be) can feel unfulfilling. My birthday is next month and during a long weekend here, so I've decided to go away on my own and have a couple of comfy days at the beach

>>8579609
>I'm a chub chaser and found my pear shaped boyfriend on Growlr.
>He were chatting and asked him what his waist size and shirt size were (size queen) to get a better idea of his build.
>He sent back the stats.
> I asked for a booty pic to confirm huge butt.
>Got a pic showing off his wife hips and wide ass.
>Started fucking him 3 days later.
>Still together 3 years later.

>>8588161
So true. My BF's round body and my slim runner's build.

>>8575916
Lmao nigga you seem desperate for those (You)s pham so heres a free one

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>>8584501
>tfw small and toned with nice butt
>tfw want 6'5 bara bf to fulfil my size difference fetish
>tfw gotta get big to get a big bf
fucking dumb

>>8591594
Will you be with him after the first heart attack? Or aftet he loses his foot? Will you spread his fat folds so he can inject himself insulin?

Stop killing your boyfriend just to fulfill you degenerate fetish

For next edition, can we overrule the dubs defines next edition rule if the get is for some dumbshit edition like shitposting? Let's not repeat our mistakes

>>8593018
Yeah that will stop shitposters for sure

>>8593169
Stopping shitposters is impossible. I just don't want a terrible edition

>>8592727
>gotta get big to get a big bf

there are exceptions to this rule.
not every big guy wants a big guy.
if you just want sex it is easier.
in general, though, yeah, men want an equal as a partner, not a dependent child.

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>>8593242
If you think about it though most gay men look exactly like what they are sexually into. I really don't understand the whole Twink little guy and big bear man; they have nothing in common. Putting aside the masculine attracts feminine and vise versa straight talk. Most gay men end up dating guys who look almost just like them because they have tons more in common in like/dislikes, etc. I'm beginning to think the anti-masculine shit posting is mostly from twinks who are jealous they can't get a big bear bf because they're too skinny, extremely feminine and obsessed with drag queen culture, which no real bear type guy cares about that stupid shit.

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>>8593282
Drag Queen culture really is stupid as hell. They look so fucking retarded and they're annoying as hell.

>>8593282
From my personal experience that isn't true. I haven't experienced being a bear and I don't know if I ever will but being a chaser-twink makes you swim in bears. Granted, I am not effeminate, into lgbt culture in general and I am skinny-fit, not just skinny.

>>8593297
Drag has always been counter-culture

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>>8593282
>little guy and big bear man; they have nothing in common

>>8593501
Well, think about it.
He is going to want to go to the gym on Saturday morning.
You are going to want to, what? Smoke weed and watch anime?
He is going to want to drink protein shakes and eat chicken breasts.
You are going to want, what? I don't even know what manlets eat.
Basically, you have to have common interests to have a relationship.
If you like Norwegian Metal and he likes Celine Dion, you're screwed.

>>8593513
Are you implying small guys can't work out? And how do you even get buff by drinking protein shakes and eating chicken breasts? That sounds like some cutting diet right there.
With that being said interests are never going to match 100% and the majority of stuff is not body-type related.

>>8591463
Only trannies are allowed to have nice things. Otherwise it's transphobic.

>>8593391
>Drag has always been HSTS culture
FTFY

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>>8593581
>tranny initialism

>>8593513
>small people cannot exercise their body, it's either BARA or TRANNY with no in between in life
>every skinny person is a degenerate 420 X-D lmao
>every /fit/ drinks protein shakes and eats oats and chicken
>manlets
>norwegian metal

God you are just a walking encyclopedia of outdated /fit/ memes. Is this your life?

>>8593282
>implying bears are masculine
most of them are just as feminine as twinks, just too naturally hairy/big to look like a pretty girl. Masc gay guys seem to be those unicorns everyone wants but almost no one puts effort in being one, which is stupid because most of them are masc4masc.
>>8593370
>being a chaser-twink makes you swim in bears
This is also true. Lots of bears go after twinks.
>>8593513
This only makes sense if we're talking about unidimensional people who can only have 1 hobby/interest at the time, and that people will always have a hard time getting into any kind of relationship because they are boring af

>juppandsp

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph580ab345c907a

>>8593242
>men want an equal as a partner,
Maybe some gay dudes. But I think most guys want to fill a role as a protector.
>>8593282
Having everything in common can kill a relationship too. Sometimes you want some "me" time.
Opposites attract is a meme, but it's not without some basis.

>>8593602
>>8593603
and yet you are all complaining about being alone on a taiwanese basket-weaving board.

>tfw twink with no bear bf

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>>8593865
This tbqh

>>8593865
I've never made a single post asking for a bf on this site, you confuse me for a lesser.

>taiwanese basket-weaving board.

More stale /fit/ memes huh? It's easy to tell where half this board lurks. No wonder you're all undatable!

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>>8594066
>/fit/ undatable
LMAO

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>>8594066

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>>8594066
>>>/fit/42165995

>>8594077
>>8594085
>still here

Where's your sweet bara bf? Does he know you shitpost on 4chan? Can a tulpa know things?

Has mascgen been getting in their pool days? Gotta get dat tan
Post pool day music
https://youtu.be/Kp7eSUU9oy8

>>8594315
Still peeling from the last time I was in the sun. Lol
Tan's a lot nicer.

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>>8594077
How do I get my bf to browse /fit/?

He already had me explain the manlet meme.

>>8594453
I've been getting a decent amount of sun at least one day every weekend. This Friday I fly for a weeklong beach vacation.

>>8594481
Sounds fun. Taking a week long vacation with the bf up to a cabin in Michigan next month.

>>8594602
>Michigan
What the hell is in Michigan
Tbh I don't have any idea why people live in states that aren't next to an ocean

>>8594626
Michigan is next to an ocean.

>>8594676
Lakes are not an ocean!!!

>>8594698
They're fresh water seas.
Potato potato.

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>>8594720
No.

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>>8595089
Yes

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He has nice sandals

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>>8595110
No.
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=117996

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>>8595188
Yes.

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>>8595215
No.

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>>8595165
>Fashion
I think you're in the wrong thread.

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>>8595225
Yes

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>>8595231

>>8575950
the soul

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>>8595310
Not hairy enough.

BASED HUAWEI BTFOS HTC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ge9XKm0UHzE

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rollin for piss edition

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>>8595634
I second this

Beach edition

Cummies

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Cartoon edition

>>8595634
THIS

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Pets edition

>>8595954
Seconding this. Basically show off your cute animals edition

>>8595634
t h i s

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>>8595634
>>8595686
>>8596335
Piss or cum edition would be nice.

>>8596362
>cum edition
This is a blue board

>>8596446
You can post cum just not cocks or buttholes.

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>>8595954
Rerolling

>>8595634
>tfw no bf who pisses on me
Feels bad

Masc Asian edition

>>8598353
Unicorn edition.

>>8598353
>>8598416
rerolling for masc dom top asian/unicorn edition

new: >>8598492

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Arab edition

>>8598501
Greek =/= Arab