/mtfg/ - trans woman general

hello

Daily reminder to join the best discord, no shitlords allowed.

https://discord.gg/ywkrX7c

Also go train your voices and stop sounding like trannies, use the one true voice guide

http://lena.kiev.ua/voice/

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>>8573802
Henlo friend

>>8573799
Beep thread

Put ur butt in my mouf beep u slut

>>8573805
how are you

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>>8573805

>>8573768
but you're transitioning now, and also you have a gf, and you two have your own place together - you just have to push through the rough patch and try not to let it blot out the bright future you have ahead of you

you're like a beautiful brown donkey with a heavy backpack who's just temporarily stuck in the mud

I JUST WANT TIDDY PILLS AND I CANT GET THEM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>8573819
>tfw took my first tit-tac yeaterday

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>>8573814
you think bullets can stop me?

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>>8573805
>when you try to cook something and it doesn't come out right and then your siblings make fun of you

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>>8573825

stay hopeful. maybe stem cell research will save us all in a few years.

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>>8573816
>you're transitioning now
and it feels like it's going nowhere, tetra disagrees but as far as i'm concerned i'm basically a dude with tits

>and you two have your own place together
we haven't ever had our own place, we're perpetual room-renters and until we get on ODSP (which my doctor didn't even fucking fill out the forms for even though he had like two months to do it)

we can't afford anything better until then, and once that happens we have to find a landlord who isn't enough of a piece of shit to explicitly flout the law and say to our faces that they won't rent to people who are on welfare/ODSP which, as it turns out, is basically impossible

there are landlords who would literally rather keep a room empty for months than let someone pay rent with a source of income that's technically even more reliable than a job

>you're like a beautiful brown donkey
>mfw

>tfw no new bexe pictures
it's like there's a hole in my heart that needs to be filled

>>8573838
Hi beep.

I fucked a really young tranny today.

She was white.

I feel changed.

>>8573852
I cant wait until ICE finds you, pedo

>tfw I'm in a cycle between feeling somewhat in charge of my life and at absolute dread because I'm too poor to move out from home
I hate my mom so deeply. She's just a mean asshole that tries to undermine every step I try to take towards taking charge of my life. Why does it has to be so fuckign hard? Why do I have to live with someone that used to regulary beat me and psychologically torture me? It fucking sucks. I just want to kms at times, but if I had the guts to do such a thing I would have left my home a long time ago while telling that cunt to fuck off in hell where she belongs.

>>8573855
Beep is like 19 tho

And the girl i fucked had to have been 20 or something.

God dam her butthole.

Lord jesus.

My god.

Ughhhh i can't stand this life anymore i need a 18yo gf

Ughhhhhhh.

It was soooooooooooooooooo soft inside tooooooo

Ugh and she was so weak and little i could have fucked the fear of god into her

I need more muscles.

Brb doing pushups

>>8573846
i mean, if you put a gun to my head and pressed me for a candid opinion on the current state of your life, i would say that it doesn't sound like an amazing situation you're in right now

you aren't in any danger of ending up homeless or anything though, right?

How do i do pushups while laying in bed and not do pushups instead

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>>8573837
oh yeah im just a little shota trap baby and cant hurt a single person..
>>8573831
im pretty decent at cooking my family likes my food, thats mean they would do that to you. :c
i made chicken alfredo a week ago i think it was okay.
>>8573812
im okie my bf came home now

>>8573799
>>8573805
>>8573874
are you diaperanon being more normal and less painful?

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>>8573867
no, thank god, i'm just tired of it all

and apparently i'm like a donkey on top of everything else

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>>8573876
yeah its me diapfag.
bf does a good job at pacifying me and making me be his little girl when he is around.
he doesnt get home from work till late at night

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>>8573874
>>8573893
>tfw cant compete with diaperanons chad bf

Hi i want to shoot myself and im scared i might be trans.

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>>8573894
>diaperanon
i prefer diaperfag because im just a gay shota trap.
i dont think anyone could compete with him he is the best bf in the world.

>>8573893
pls be more cute and less bad and gross and mean to sheen

>>8573852
Please do not tell me about this kind of stuff

>>8573905
>tfw i'll never be the best bf in the world to anyone
;-:

>>8573891
i'm sorry, it was just an asinine metaphor

you know how when you make donkeys walk through mud wearing heavy saddlebags, they tend to get stuck in the mud and find it hard to move

i don't think you actually look like a donkey, or any other ungulate for that matter

>>8573921
iktf

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>>8573917
okay i pwomise ill be a nice person from now on.
sheens my favorite poster and didnt want to hurt her other people were posting as sheen and i joined in.
no more badposting about diapers, but i still want to talk about daddy sometimes though.
>>8573921
:c

>>8573926
>i still want to talk about daddy sometimes though.
thats fine
good girl

tfw i will never be a girl

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>>8573929
we can all be friends and i wont even talk about the diapers anymore

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>>8573922
i'm just playing along anon, and it was semi-accurate since i'm pretty good at carrying stuff

plus tetra saw what you said and told me i have a nice ass

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>>8573937

>>8573939
it's true, you do have a nice ass

i consider myself to be a bit of an expert when it comes to butts (one time a girl sat on my hand), so you can trust my ass-essment on this one

>tfw no 14 year old early transitioner bf
Why live

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>>8573954
>tfw didnt transition at 12
>tfw repressing

>>8573951
>i consider myself to be a bit of an expert when it comes to butts (one time a girl sat on my hand), so you can trust my ass-essment on this one

>Some anon posted maddie's ass after emma was ranting about it and i didn't save it
I don't suppose you happened to save it, my good sir?

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>>8573954
tfw you were like 8 or 9 and you were googling how to become a girl and you saw lgbt/transgender stuff but you didnt understand what that meant and thought it meant intersex.

>>8573966
maddie as in cistits maddie, not maddie prime?

i vaguely remember her butt receiving a high degree of praise, but unfortunately i don't have any maddie butt pics saved (that would, of course, be a little weird)

>>8573983
Yeah cis tits maddie. It was fucking huge, like emma was not kidding. But i was on a work computer at the time and cant find it. I wonder if it is in the archives.

>that would, of course, be a little weird
Do you know her or something

>>8573995
it was big but it looked like a big dude ass

>>8573995
you should not be looking at people's butts when you're on the clock, i'm sure your boss isn't paying you to ogle trannies (and if he does, you need to get me in on that shit right now, because that is one sweet ass deal, no pun intended)

>Do you know her or something
oh no, most definitely not

guess my real name

>>8574023
maxine

>>8574023
Zalgathor

>>8574023
ZARDOZ

>>8574023
Mary Lou Terwilliger

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god i love pop punk!!!

also maddie ur butt is cute!!!!!!!

>>8574023
steve irwin

>>8573790

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>>8573995
I have it saved, buy me things and I'll give it to you

>>8574050
i luv pop punk too
what pop punk are you pop punkin to right now https://youtu.be/sbgX_CYtSK8

>>8574056
blockers damage your liver over time

>>8574050
>>8574061
I used to love the fuck outta pop punk but then I tried some drugs and now I'm all 'bout dat psytrance

>>8574066
especially old people

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>>8574061
https://youtu.be/k0zGTV6LByI

hELL yea

>>8574036
nup (happy i can dismiss this theory now)

>>8574041
closest

>>8574043
almost

>>8574047
like this is quite similar to it in some ways, like just culturally

>>8574055
im a lass m8

i will give you 2 clues and then only allow 10 guesses: it ends with an 'h'. an important feminist figure from my country (aus) has the same name

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>>8574061
im not pop punking but i am dream popping
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7E7JBsznUE

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>emma will never give me an orchi

>>8574082
i bet you're a ruth

you seem like a ruth

>>8574066
>>8574074
https://clyp.it/jaaqemnr


>> (You)
This is now a voice thread. Post a clip or you will be haunted by hons in your sleep

>>8574066
yeah i really gotta stop drinking. i woke up with a partial hangover but mainly caffeine-withdrawal so bad the other day that as soon as i'd finished drinking the coffee and gotten the headache to reduce i vomited it again. anyway the headache stayed mostly reduced so i just went to sleep then drank more coffee later

hmm. i've also been getting swelling in my legs. maybe i should see a doctor

>>8574082
edith

>>8574084
mommy please take my balls away

>>8574104
pretty much honestly, saying it like that is pretty hot too

>>8574090
ooh very close, very nice name too, maybe i should have been. but no my name's kinda... i don't wanna give too many clues, kind of opposite to ruth

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>>8574091
>Post a clip or you will be haunted by hons in your sleep

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>>8574091
can you explain why spearow is going to fuck the shit out of my kidneys

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hey yeah guys less lgbt more pop punk please! thanks!!

https://youtu.be/MbrUzJlTffs

>>8574106
>mommy will never make you into a real girl then give you lots of love to help recover

>>8574091
i can't post my voice my friend showed me this thread earlier today and i dont want to be recognized by anyone else

>>8574096
oh yeah yeah yeah there i am. the clue's kind of in my trip too: nickname of edie sedgwick

>>8574023
rumpelstiltskin?

>>8574114
https://clyp.it/0dfmhvcj

>>8574120
you will be haunted by 1000 reddit hons within the next 6 days

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>>8574091
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vAX0QlH05b

>>8574096
>>8574121

honestly i find that funny since everyone knows me as edie but that's not even my real name lololl

>>8574132
fine i'll see if i can do it and not sound like myself

>>8574133
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vAX0QlH05b
hello nyanners, I always knew u were a tranny

>>8574132
>>https://clyp.it/0dfmhvcj
please do not get angry at me just because you're pronouncing spiro in a funny way

i know it's not your fault

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>>8574133
>https://clyp.it/0dfmhvcj
cute

>>8574135
isnt your real name Lillian?

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>>8574140
thanks c:
>>8574137
uwu

>>8574138
https://clyp.it/jrvo0xpn

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https://clyp.it/cmtufagp

>fag in url

help?

how do people pronounce estradiol? i was pronouncing it ess-tray-dee-ol' until a doctor corrected me

>>8574132
i won't be haunted now, i posted my voice

>>8574152
>agp in url

>>8574152
fag agp

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>>8574156
>>8574158

>>8573799
>diaps not in the op
D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D

>>8574151
this voice sounds familiar, but i can't quite place it

is this charlotte

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>>8574159
there there anon
there there

>>8574164
>• best adult diapies: http://www.consumersearch.com/adult-diapers
look harder

>>8574154
https://clyp.it/0s30rfme

>>8574165
no

>>8574167
i don't entirely understand what agp means, i know it means autogynephilia but i don't really know what it means besides loving being a girl

>>8574171
Getting turned on by transition. You're not really trans it's all just a fucked up fetish to u

>>8574171
no it means part of your sexuality were you get arousal from how yourself looks, just like how you would get aroused from how your partner looks.

>>8574177
oh alright i understand why people hate agp people now i think

>>8574171
Means you like being a girl for fetishy reasons

they're the type who feel no dysphoria once they blow their load

>>8574178
yeah you can clock AGPs when they post anime porn made for straight dudes

>>8574171
trutrans = elanna
AGP = sass, faye

>>8574180
Ya theyre the reason most cis people think we're all pervs

>>8574170
myeah that's how i say it now too

>>8574184
well luckily i only fap to gay porn

>>8574188
that's lame

>>8574177
>You're not really trans
false

>>8574180
don't listen to them

>>8574181
>they
you*

>feel no dysphoria once they blow their load
false

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>>8574133
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1I369bltXPJ

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>>8574198
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vAX0QlH05b
im the little baby!!!! ^w^

>>8574195
>triggered AGP spotted

Get out of here you transbian

>>8574206
>posting on /tttt/
>thinks she isn't agp

>>8574211
i am so trutrans that im a cis female

>emma will never give me an orchi
>emma will never yell at me

>>8574211
That's a heck of a stretch there

I don't get off to my illness sorry

>>8574220
You know what's actually a heck of a stretch?

You being HSTS.

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>>8574218
ive been telling you to voice chat all day
god why do i only find useless retards like you

>>8574226
ily emma

>>8574226
take my balls mommy

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>>8574234
no thanks bruh
>>8574232
i love you too little one~

>>8574243
why not mommy

>>8574224
Good one, must have been so difficult to think of that

Just because I go on this board doesn't mean I'm one of you

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god damn it i want my endocrinologist appointment NOW
but my voice is shit so i guess i should work...

>>8574247
You're right, you could be cis or a dog or santa claus.

Occam's razor friend.

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Mommy?

I sometimes wonder if I would pass.
Too late to actually transition (I am 27) but it's something I've thought about for a long time.

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What drama have I missed in the past few months? I've been boooorreeeddddd

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>>8574321
>>8574313
WE MISS HER

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>>8574323
miss who?
Who r u

>>8574321
>>8574313
>>8574328
hugg ur the cutest
not too much drama this place just died

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>>8574328
do you
really not remember me

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>>8574336
It died? Lame as fuuuuck.
Was hoping to catch up with some people. Everything has been so fucking boring recently
>>8574342
Depends, I know 5 Emmas that are trannies. Most of which I dislike.

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Also, don't accept nicotine via vape from a person you don't know well, it may be laced with meth, friendly advice.

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>>8574347
yeah like everybody left
they're on discord and stuff
your hair looks really cool
my color is fading idk what to dye it next

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>>8574347
im the pookie emma
you dislike me the most probably

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>>8574354
Maeve!
*hugg*

>>8574357
hugg

>>8574355
Oh youre the one I don't have positive or negative feelings to.
Why would you miss me?
>>8574354
who is this adorable child
and im not in any discords lol

wait maeve
holy what when did you what
that image did NOT look how you used to
either that or i just have bad memory

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>>8574361
wait really
you banned me from like every discord you were in

>>8574361
your discord was pretty cool
there's a bunch of random tranny ones
>>8574363
hormones are meme magic

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>>8574354
>ywn be as qt as Maeve

>>8574364
I don't remember this

sorry if i dont remember you or something that happened. Ive been taking a lot of drugs and partying a lot so my memory has been getting suoer hazy.
>>8574365
i remember owning a discord i think, idk.
i left all the random ones though

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>>8574368
oh cool lets be besties again
i miss hitting on you
I NEED TO CYM

>>8574364
Hey look, it's another case of CuckCord being CuckCord. Don't use CuckCord.

It's an SJW filled hellhole.

>>8574367
im pretty sure every human is capable of being cuter than me

>>8574380
t. curehon

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>>8574375
ive changed like a lot
as a person that is
but okay i suppose we can do that, when i get back home from the desert ill post my discord here or smthng
>>8574381
youre cuter than this hot mess

>>8574387
YOURE ACTUALLY THE CUTEST HOW CAN ONE BE CUTER THAN THE CUTEST THO

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OH NAME CALLING HAS STARTED LETS GO LETS GET IN IT WOO

>>8574391
CUTEST EVER OF ALL TIME

>>8574391
fuckin' meme hair

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>>8574387
dope
im down for fallen isla
you seem chill af now

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>>8574388
im a hot mess.
>>8574392
I mean if you really think so

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>>8574393
Le sjw tumblr hair
>>8574394
Okay with me even though im never sober?
Lit.

why... why are there adult diapers in the list wtf?

>>8574403
the ultimate solution to transgender bathroom troubles, don't you think?

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>>8574403
trans girls have leaky gt's

>>8574400
dude I got the exact same hair color on new years I'm trippin' the fuck out rn

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how the mighty have fallen
>>8574413
ayyyy
>>8574403
what list
and disgusting

>>8574409
WOAH WOAh wOAH

Wait what about being trans makes you piss yourself? The hormones? The surgery thing if you get it? Holy cow!

>>8574418
hrt shrinks the prostate which can cause trouble with excess pee after urination. u have to like squeeze out u bladder or the next time you like sit down or experience some kinda g force u gonna pee

>>8574418
Spiro makes you need to pee more often
Some trannies apparently have precum leaking issues

I need to get an appointment for my shot, i domt have my prescription anymore oops

>>8574422
>>8574420
Wow. Maybe I won't do hormones after all. They seem awful for you.

>>8574425
Yeah but you will never be pretty if you dont.

>>8574425
yes unfortunately i have to wear a diaper and my daddy has to change me it's really embarrassing :/

>>8574425
I haven't had any issues and I'm 3 years on HRT. At least one of these people get off to some sorta weird diaper fetish... I wouldn't be too worried about the peeing issue, aside from republicans making you use the mens room

>>8574427
I think I'm pretty enough already. Even know I'm very knew to this (first month). I think I'll just do without it.

Plus I'm afraid of my thoughts changing. Someone told me hormones change how you think.

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For my every 3 months blood test they are drawing four tubes of blood, and my E and T ones are another three, and finally my STD panels, another seven all while fasting. Tomorrow is gonna be a nightmare, I don't have nearly enough white girl powder to get through 14 tubes of blood without dying.
End me.

>>8574439
>republicans making you use the mens room
this is why you wear a diaper so that you don't have to go in the men's room

>>8574445
Fear mongering.
If youre okay with more hair growth, male hormones, poor fat distribution, and more muscle go ahead

>>8574448
Why did you sell yourself to vampires in the first place?

>>8574456
to get my estrodial injections

>>8574439
>aside from republicans making you use the mens room

I live in NC. I love it!!!! LOVE IT LOVE IT. I wish McCrory was still the governor. The fact that its so anti-tranny and filled with black trannies means my sexual market value is WAY higher here, than say a state like california, just cause i'm white. I get flooded, inundated, I'm drowning in attention. I've never had so many guys buy me shit and do stuff for me before, being a woman is amazing. Besides the tedious prep work.

Bet I wouldn't get a second look in a more liberal area.

>>8574458
have you noticed better effects from injections than pillz

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>>8574448
isla i LOVE u

how are u

>>8574445
If you believe, that hormones make you dumb - don't worry, you were dumb before taking them. The only thing that may change the way you think - your attitude.

>>8574462
well i dont take anyti androgens anymore
its cheaper too, well totally free for shots, $150 a month for pills, but thats because i switched providers

>>8574466
oh
hi pookie
ive been okay
did too many drugs over anime expo
lots of regretti

>>8574453
I'm already 25 I think things are already settled right? Does it get any worse?

Would hormones even have a significant impact on someone my age?

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>>8574472
i wanna do druggu

where have u been

>>8574476
In Victorville a lot, starting up a company and doing life work.
Don't do too many drugs or you'll end up snorting lines of molly from a girls labia before having sex with her
big mistakeo
>>8574475
skin
fat redistribution
breasts
voice sometimes

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>>8574479
what kinda company
can I be one of your wage slaves
let me be yer employee

>Don't do too many drugs or you'll end up snorting lines of molly from a girls labia before having sex with her
>big mistakeo

does this mean you did this
:thinking:

>>8574467
No emotionally unstable and crazy minded. Even more so than now. Doesn't it give you bad mood swings? I already have those I wouldn't want them worse.

Though that is an interesting thought... would it effect cognitive ability? huh. I'm going to look that up just to see what they say.

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>emma has been grooming a 15 year old from campfire
WEW. No wonder she was banned.

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>>8574490
i make it very clear to her there is nothing between us and we are only friends
i cant help if people crush on me from just interacting with me
MISS ME with that shit

>>8574490
Kayla is mine back off kiddo

>>8574490
jesus christ

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>every few hours theres new drama with me
this is getting out of hand
you'd think the shock value these people aim for by making silly posts about me would wear off but there are still anons like >>8574500
that fall for it

>>8574481
it does and id never seen that girl my entire life.
And a design company thay sells dumb teeshirts through teespring, since the printer friend we were going to use dipped out on us
also there are no wages we make, all of it is going to bills and my friends speeding ticket.

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>>8574511
c-can i help anyways...

let me be your cuck slave irl

>poopie trying to do drugs

>>8574524
>trying

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>>8574516
lmaoo
pookie pls you would not like the crowd i hange around
30 shots of vodka per 2 or 3 people isnt fun

>>8574528
w-why not

are you too COOL for me now
i can be cool I swear....

>>8574527
your a little poopie you should be drinking juice boxes not drug boxes

>>8574532
oh okie :3

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oh btw im home add me on discord its uhhh something that i cant post here without getting filtered LMAO
>>8574531
its not that its just they are all guys that do a lot of drugs, smoke a lot, and drink a lot

>>8574536
post discord post discord

wait but then i can get drunk and they can all rape me

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Goodnight
Please try and not be so hard on yourselves

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tfw you will never adopt pookie instead of an actual baby since you will never be able to have kids with your bf and keep her from doing bad stuffs like drugs and instead give her juice box and idk macaroni uhh crackers,,,, diapers??

>>8574539
g-grilled cheese pls........

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>>8574540
grilled cheese but theirs mac and cheese between the breads.

>>8574539
why would you want kids with your bf when you're his baby

>>8574542
*cummssss*

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>>8574539
i can surrogate for you and your bf
you already got me pregnant

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>>8574543
im not a baby im a big strong like 7 year old in little space!!!!
and im not in little space all the time i want to be a mom sometimes too ;-;
>>8574544
sorry but daddy cym'd in the mac and cheese grille d cheese.
>>8574546
can you go ONE DAY without bragging about your dam cis vagina and uterus and ovaries.

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>>8574547
>tfw not in little space RN

>>8574537
just tell me yours.
>>8574542
theres this place called apollos in hesperia that does this shit
except theres meat in it too

>>8574554
MeltyStar#9696

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fuck using a computer is so weird
like
i forgot what it was really like since i havent been at it much recently
also
tfw ur going for a little dab before bed then your torch malfunctions so you have to go to the garage to get the propane one and when you get the propane torch then go to heat up the nail only for it to just randomly break in half when you light it
so unlucky
>>8574556
sent

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hey how can someone prep for a 9 inch cock
just asking for a friend

>>8574558
This is why you don't use a glass nail

>>8574563
By giving him my number

>>8574563
Hammer and chisel.

>>8574563
u come to my house ;))

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>>8574564
i cant afford better than that
not now at least
barely scraping up enough for that gas money
>>8574563
take a large amount of opiates

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>>8574563
knowing you you're more than prepped just from your daily activity

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>>8574570

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=^_^= *meow* >licks paws<

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>>8574586

>>8574569
Well then your shit will break

I've broken every glass nail I've ever had, never my quartz (and obv not titanium)

>>8574589
well yeah im gonna need to get a new piece
i mean this one serves its function
just very poorly

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>>8574588
uwu

if anyone needs to cry and you are finding it hard
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2557eq

i am going PARTYING with isla

fren poki

>>8574594
i wish this wasn't real
I really really look up to her
https://twitter.com/xychelsea/status/884583393190711297
>>8574597
its gonna be kinda scary because a lot of the parties you have to pay for, and there is a lot of drugs and alcohol there, never accept anything from a stranger.

>>8574592
Do yourself a favor and get something decent with thick, American glass. Don't worry about if it has 10 percs for $100, it WILL break

>>8574604
makes me like her even more uwu

>>8574604
>>8574612

Fuck Chelsea manning. Look up to Laura Jane Grace instead.

>>8574589
Never heard of quartz or titanium nail files. The best are sapphire grit on steel. Glass is ok for finishing touches.

>>8574617
chelsea manning actually like did good stuff, laura is just a fake anarchist in a sellout band

>>8574611
I plan on getting a piece, but I don't really want to do dabs, it makes your tolerance super high, I would much rather just be able to smoke a bowl and be pain free
>>8574612
you do you boo
>>8574617
not my kind of music.

>>8574618
They are weed smoking paraphernalia lole

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>>8574597
your GROUNDED poopie. Daddy will pick you up and carry you to your crib till you learn to be a good baby. Babys don't go partying, the play with baby toys, listen to bed time stories, and drink from a sippy cup while watching cartoons.

>>8574618
im talking about pieces for a dab rig lol
my rig is smaller than my hand so it hurts bad and i just dont have the money to upgrade lol

>>8574621
Oh. I avoid stoners as much as I can. They're totally boring and annoying. And usually green kooks. And often listen to utterly shitty music. I don't have a problem with drugs in general. Only with maryjane because of that and heroin because I have a deathly, deep-seated, irrational fear of it.

>>8574627
Small doesn't mean bad. A friend of mine has one smaller than your hand that cost him almost two grand

>>8574623
but that's all i want in life ; __ ;

pls help

>>8574631
this one was $7

>>8574629
Not everyone who smokes weed is a liberal hippie douche. Where I live literally everyone smokes weed (Colorado). Also an irrational fear of heroin doesn't exist. It's not hard at all to overdose on

>>8574629
I used to be a stoner as a teenager, can confirm that I was boring and annoying and had shit taste in music.
Not anymore though.

>>8574635
Probably has more to do with being a teenager than being a stoner

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>>8574632
Daddy said I could keep a basement tranny in a cage, in sure he would let me upgrade the cage to a crib and he would but you baby toys and a tv to watch your baby cartoons. I'm gonna be housewife so its not like if have anything else to do.

>>8574634
It's not so much the addiction or the risk of overdosing that terrifies me. It's the injection. Specifically for heroin. Probably related to how much AIDS prevention stuff was hammered into my generation when we were kids. It's not unlike how some past traumatic events affect me, actually.

I am buying my elliptical tomorrow

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>>8574648

>>8574654
>forget trip
this is what I mean, I am stupid and forgetful

>>8574649
Well good, because heroin will fucking kill you

My smoking is mainly because I have arthritis and fibromyalgia
it makes the pain a lot less
i could do pure cbd but it makes me get severe nausea
;;
sorry for being a degenerate-san

>>8574648
me on the right.

>>8574659
I sometimes feel it once has. I have nightmares about it. It's weird.

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>>8574656
>>8574662

>>8574640
Yeah, probably, I was not very smart or motivated back then.
Weed made me dumb and slow and sleepy, I did it every day.
As soon as I stopped smoking weed at 18, I got my shit together.

>>8574661
Wouldn't codeine be a better option?

>>8574654
nice. but don't you live in heck of nowhere? couldn't you run outside?

>>8574670
no, I live in a suburb and I also dont like going outside and also my joints are shot from a disease I contracted just before transitioning

>>8574667
I have like literally no money
Its the cheapest option for me, plus its side effects are less potent and dont fuck over my nearly dead liver.

>tfw yr autistic

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>>8574682
What is autistic?

is it wrong that I want a boy to fug and cum in my butt and then cuddle and put his arms around me as we fall asleep afterwards?

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>tfw yr never going to be a mom and you don't have a little diaper baby in the basement crib right now

>>8574688
lewd

>>8574687
?¿?¿
>>8574688
same but girl

I usually post in /tgg/ but...

>tfw you're only 5'1" and 115 pounds
>tfw your voice never matured past puberty
>tfw you sound like you're 12

How do I fix this shit? I want to be treated like an adult female

>>8574699
>I want to be treated like an adult female
Yeah, you're fucked lol.

>>8574699
smoke and practice your enunciation

gnight until next time mtfg

>>8573862
Is that the most bizarre comment ever posted here?

>>8574699
be a little

>>8574718
No, diapers are gross and the worst fetish possible.

Also hate getting asked about fidget spinners.

>>8574721
cubes >>> spinners

>>8574667
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzRWOX7nNUM

>>8574400
Love it

>Ben Carson is 13th in line to take the US presidency
>if a disease that only affected and killed white people swept the planet he would become the president

>>8574730
With some luck, someone will manage to throw a cream pie at him.

/mtfg/ - the videogame
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpxyfj3Xzmg

>>8574768
lewd

>>8574777
Only if you're coulrophiliac.

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>>8574781

>>8574043
THE GUN IS GOOD
THE PENIS IS EVIL

>>8574186
How dare you put me in any sort of list?

>>8574793
Hola! :)

>>8574781
Ça va bien?

>>8573816
>>8573846
I thought Bexe has been transitioning for three years. It never ends for some people does it.

Hi all, i'm getting wisdom teeth removed soon and I'm worried i'm going to say something really bad to my parents after being under/ on pain meds am I just paranoid or do you think there is a legit threat?

>>8574815
Bad how? Like that you're trans or just obscenities?

if there is one thing that proves we're women, it is desperately having to clench our legs together when we really need to pee

hey ladies how's it going?

>>8574819
doesn't everyone do this? what?

>>8574820
I am okay, I just emptied my bladder and managed to not pee myself today

>>8574821
boys dont

reply 300 wew we can finally leave the degenerate front page behind

>>8574826
tits out ladies

>>8574820
Found my old school id from 3 years ago

I forgot that I used to be a manly man

every feels like a confusing blur
its like im experiencing reality through a proxy

>>8574817
Them to figure out I'm trans like I don't want to say something and become homeless :/ I'm worried I'll say something because I'm doped up idk if anybody else has much experience with anesthesia I would love to know how it functions.

>>8573804
>open link in browser
>accept invite
>opens the in-browser app but asks me to create a new account with no login option
>leave server instead and try to open link in desktop discord app where I'm already logged in
>"this invite has expired"
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I want it to stop

>mfw two different anons on /lgbt/ have said they've stumbled across my fetlife profile in the last week or so, without searching for it
I mean it's easy to search for if you know my internet handle but otherwise idk how it's floating to the top, I don't use it that much or anything

>>8573804

>join discord
>bot tells me to read rules
>can't find rules
>feel weird
>leave.

>>8574661
tbf drugs are necessary for some people
they're not cool but they are useful sometimes
I would definitely have killed myself by now if I didn't have drugs

wearing the same thing they just have different ways of being snd he so vssacerent flossfills tooing grunch neebles

>>8574721
ageplay =/= diapers
one of the (cis) ddlg couple I know IRL the girl pretends to be high school age because she still passes for that

>>8573799
how do I afford hrt Im an 18 year old NEET about to be in college I have $800 in the bank plus my father gives me $100 every month but would never cover the cost to transition. my fathers insurance also doesnt cover it. I dont want to be a hon!!!

>>8574883
sounds like you're having a psychotic episode friendo

>>8574893
u may need a job im so sorry

>>8574893
you could definitely at least afford testosterone blockers with that amount of money
qhi.co.uk

>>8574910
yeah and nothing else. she needs more than 100 a month

you know what time it is
>>>/int/77110838
come, hang out with us

>>8574906
I'm in georgia do you think a minimum wage job can afford that I have no work experience.

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things I hate abouty body:
long hairy arms, hairy ears and nose, bad skin, large hands, wide shoulders, large ribcage, small hips, long philtrum, heavy brow, male pattern baldness, obese, large varicose vein on my right calf, wrong genitals, stretch marks upon stretch marks everywhere

things I like about my body:
naturally pretty eyebrows, heart face shape under fat, fingers are feminine, lips are nice, bodyhair is mostly blonde

>>8574091
just noticed this curse:

here's 'eine sibylle' by rainer rilke

https://clyp.it/x2a0edua

Things I hate about my body: everything
Things I hate about myself: everything
Things I love about me at all: null
I just really want to die

>>8574930
(sorry about the pronunciation, german speakers)

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is it faux pax to wear chokers as an adult?

>>8574912
56 cypro tablets is about $60, that's almost two months' worth
with shipping that's like $35-40 a month, expensive but doable if you're living in dorms

I had to live off soup and instant noodles for pretty much the whole of uni to save up for HRT and laser, nobody said being a tranny was easy but the sacrifice is worth it